The Milkman of St. Gaff's

Lovecraft meets Kafka in this fantasy/horror podcast about Howie, a troubled young man who joins the milkmen on the island of St. Gaff’s, only to discover that the milkmen harbor a dark and dangerous secret.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the re...

Howie does his best to outsmart Mr. Billings and avoid being caught for his deception when applying to be a milkman. He also visits Dr. Barrett and sprays for flies at the receiving station.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make y...

Howie takes on more responsibility and makes a horrifying discovery in the parking lot. He takes a trip into the mountains and we meet Father Wheelan, the town's priest.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civili...

Howie helps with a strange mission, and gives us some clues about his background.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

• Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other ch...

Howie tries to fix his radio and has an unpleasant experience with the police.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

• Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other chara...

Howie goes to church.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

• Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
• Me...

Howie takes another trip up the mountain to the radio station, has a strange encounter, and tries to win Stormy's heart.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

• Access to the patron only podcast,...

Howie talks about his dreams and goes down some stairs.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

• Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s thr...

Howie confronts someone he believes has been speaking to the police about him.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

• Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other chara...

Howie goes away with Stormy to the north end of St. Gaff's island. Howie shows his prowess as a Woodsman.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

• Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature...

Howie reflects on his time on St. Gaff's before getting a strange visit.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

• Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters ...

Howie must decide what to do!

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

• Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.&nbs...

Howie receives some important information from Corwin and goes on a trip!

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

• Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters...

Howie spends some time with the Greenwoods!

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

• Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a diffe...

Howie tries to patch things up with Granard.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

• Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a diff...

Howie remembers his childhood!

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

• Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.&nb...

Howie remembers even more about his childhood.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

• Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through ...

Howie's explored the island and discovers why it's sometimes best to sleep with your clothes on.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

• Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, whi...

Howie and Stormy talk about the future, Howie has sausages and beans for dinner and goes for a walk.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

• Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature,...