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We are joined tonight by our resident NFL stat expert, Justin
Biggs. Biggs, how's it going?
How you doing? Nice to see.
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You Hey, guys. What's up, man?
Looking at the Fantastic Four, my guys, my brotherhood right
here, man. It's great to see you guys, you
guys, you might be feeling like your agent, but you guys don't
look like your agent a bit to me.
Gentlemen still looking like y'all just about stepped out of
high school. Damn near.
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My hairline would disagree with that.
Mine wouldn't. Thanks for the kind words, Bigs.
Great to have you with us tonight.
We're also joined by the owner, the sorry, the owner of the
fantasy football team and our Prime League Podcast producer,
Tim O Hallock. Timmy, how's it going?
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Going great guys. It's going great.
We have a nice studio audience again today, so that's good.
It's nice to be able to be in front of a crowd performing.
So looking to looking forward tobringing you guys some great
information on some nonsensory tonight.
All right. And next in our lineup is your
Co commish owner of the member berries or is it the forgetful
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fruits? I can't remember right now.
It's member berries, right? For it is it is member berries
at the moment. The Member Berries and your Co
commish, Jason Ryan. It's great to be back.
Great to be back. Made it through winter.
In one piece and last, but in some people's books, probably
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least. Definitely not mine though.
You're commissioner and owner ofthe Trying to remember the team.
Your team name? Shane.
We're very squishy. What are you now?
We're very squishy. You are commissioner and owner
of the very squishy Shane McClain.
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All right guys, it's been a hot,hot, hot minute.
I feel like I've I, and it's probably speaking for everybody
that's listening, have missed you guys in my life.
So it's I'm glad to see you guysall here.
Glad to be with you. What's been going on?
Anybody have any pressing updates or news since we're out
of hibernation all? Right.
I'm just excited to be back on the mic getting ready to get
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into action. Of course, we got the draft
coming up next week. That's always exciting.
Yeah, next Thursday. You know, around these parts,
weather's warming up, getting ready to get back outside, get
some blood flowing again, some vitamin sunny D back onto the
skin to hide my Irishness. Other than that, just just
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feeling good, feeling great. Yeah, it's nice to hop back on
here and see you guys again. God damn it.
It's been hot here for a while, so I'm not going to say that.
Actually, it's getting to the point where we can't go out
between like noon and four. It's becoming a bit of a bitch,
but I'm not going to complain. I'm happy that the especially
with the sun change and everything later later.
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What do you mean Sun? Change.
What happened to the Sun? I mean the light change, sorry
the time change. Oh, the time change.
OK, OK. Yeah, it'd say stuff like that
around Tim Shane. True, that's true.
It's getting, it's getting sucked into that black hole
behind you, Tim, that's what. Happened the sun's changing as
we speak yeah Jay, you bring up a good point and Shane, I this
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makes me hate you a little bit more it's been Gray.
It's been so fucking Gray here in Ohio over the past month.
Everybody we got like this little spurt, we got the.
Old old fashioned. Ohio spring, where we got this
little spurt of good weather that got everybody in a good
mood, and then it just got great.
It's been grey for a month straight, so past couple days
the sun's been out. It's been great to see.
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Yeah. Being back on the mic with you
guys, having the, the, the, the episode sheet in front of us, it
feels great. I'm ready to dive into this
week's episode. Yes, Sir.
But not before we get to some league reminders and maybe even
a couple ads. Shane, what do we got?
Yeah, so league dues this year, as always, are set at $40.
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And I do know later than Friday the 18th league safest set up
this year. I'm ready for everyone.
Only two people left to lock in,so make sure you do it before
the 18th or reach out to me separately to discuss.
We can set something up. As of right now, the league is
set to reopen the day after the draft.
That's next Friday, so it ends in about a week and 1/2.
I want to edit, notify anyone ifanyone changes between now and
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Weekly Review. All right, so we have been away
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from you for quite some time. So let's get a little offseason
NFL updates in here. We're not going to boy with too
many details, but you hit you with some of the names that you
need to hear. Go ahead and start us off here
with some of these risers to me.OK, the the the combined risers,
the combine risers, wide receiver Matthew Golden from
Texas and wide receiver Jaden Higgins, Jane Higgins and Jalen
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Knoll out of Iowa State showed some very high potential.
Just warning you guys all, I'm very baked right now so.
Reading is not a. Strong suit to begin with, so
running backs Kinshawn Junkins out of Ohio State and DJ Giddens
out of Kansas State jumped up the board alongside Bracial
Tutton who is coming out of Virginia Tech Quarterbacks Tom
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Brady Cook out of Missouri and Jackson Throw the Dart out of
Ole Miss showed up as well. Only one real tight end to
improve their standings on the day was Joshua Simon out of
South Carolina, who in Shane's opinion may have pushed his way
into some late round luck. Thank you, Shane.
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Now that we got a recap on thoserisers, let's uh, my favorite
part to hate on some of these followers.
Isaiah Bond out of Texas droppedthe ball just like they did
against Ohio State on a his big bet to break the 40 yard dash
record. Missed it by, I don't know, 7-8
seconds. He sucked.
Wasn't fast at all. Then we had Tez Johnson coming
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out of Oregon and Josh Kelly outof A and M2 wide outs that
underperformed in the drills, and I know one of them also
underperformed against Ohio State.
And then we have running back Ulysses S Bentley coming out of
Ole Miss and quarterbacks Dylan Gabriel from Oregon and our own,
our very own Will Howard. Will Howard did great.
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He was actually quite amazing and I heard he's going to go
first to the Titans. That's just what I'm hearing
from my insiders. Dylan Gabriel, I think he fell
all the way out of the draft. He threw the ball very poorly
across the most of the drills ofthe day.
Jason we're supposed to cover the news without any bias.
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I'm not, I'm not being biased. I'm this was all from my very
own eyes as well as some insiderinformation that you know, as a
diligent reporter, I cannot giveup my sources, but they are
inside all. Right, I got you.
If you say so. All right.
Well, we we've talked about somecombine risers and followers.
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Let's talk about some offseason updates of some moves that have
been made within our current NFLrosters.
We had some significant player movement, including some fairly
impactful free agent signings and trades.
Gino Smith was traded to the LasVegas Raiders, where old Petey
Carroll has signed on as head coach.
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Very interesting. Wide receiver DK Metcalf went to
Pittsburgh with a huge contract and every single one of the
Steelers Q BS went somewhere else.
Free agency on notable signings like Devante Adams to the Los
Angeles Rams and Big Joey Bosa to the Buffalo Bills guys.
Pete Carroll back in the back ofthe driver's seat.
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Head coach, what do we think about this?
I don't know if he's back in thedriver's seat.
I'm pretty sure he's over the age limit of driver's license at
this point. But but he.
Is leading the Raiders in in thecharge.
He's almost 80 now. The Raiders matchups, like
between him and Andy Reid spoke great coaching minds.
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I mean, if we could get some Raiders chief slugfest like back
in the day, that'd be hard. You know, bring back some
classic AFC West shit. You know, I, I used to not hate
the Raiders. They were like, oh, whatever
team kind of kind of enjoyed them more of a little bit of a
blah. But then they went and gave Tom
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Brady some, some ownership stakeand they kind of ruined their
reputation there. And you know, I don't honestly,
the whole AFC West can can just go fuck off at this point.
Very, very strong word from MJS in mind.
I, I, I tend to agree. The Raiders are whatever team.
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They're just like the Saints to me.
They're just a whatever team. They just, they cause disruption
every now and then, but it's nothing big enough to actually
matter. So.
True. Well, I'm also seeing right now
live on some of the feeds that the Steelers.
Let's talk about the Steelers quarterback news here for a
quick second. I know there was a lot of talk
about Aaron Rodgers floating around.
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Seems like things have kind of stalled on that front.
They're having trouble kind of getting an update from him.
What do you guys think's going to end up happening with the QB
position in Pittsburgh? I think right now what's
happening is he's lobbying for Randall Cobb and any number of
any other wide receiver that he wants to come with them and this
whole tandem group of Adam Sandler goof troop that he has
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going on. But I don't think the
Pittsburgh's going to let that happen.
They it's either going to be Aaron Rodgers or nothing.
So I don't think it's going to end up actually following like
coming through. I think if it's going to happen,
it's going to happen by now. This actually came through the
rumour ZAP earlier. This was from a King Khanabala,
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and I don't know how to say his name, but it says free agent
quarterback Aaron Rodgers is more likely to retire than to
sign with a team that is not a Super Bowl contender.
I I don't think that's really news.
I think that was kind of given. I think that people understood
that. Yeah, just makes sense.
He's overstayed his welcome. He should have retired two years
ago. Yeah, I think it's just the
injury. I mean, maybe without that
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injury it could have been different.
But I think, you know, fucking up his Achilles like that, plus
being 40 years old, there's, it's just hard to come back from
that. Yeah, it's funny at the at the
at the top of his career when hewas a rookie, it was like he
kind of went through something alittle bit similar with Farve, I
guess. I guess he's not really coming
back to a team like that. He's just kind of lingering and
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seeing what's going to happen. It's kind of reminiscent of what
what happened with Farve when hewas a Rook when Aaron Rodgers
was a rookie. It's like the Batman saying you
either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become
the villain. And I think that's definitely
what's happening with with AaronRodgers over the past few years,
actually, not just this year. But I don't absolutely work in
it. I'm fucking sick of his attitude
and the way he carries himself though.
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Let's let's say he does retire though.
What's what happens with that cute quarterback spot in
Pittsburgh though? They just bank on a good draft
pick or what do you think happens there?
I don't think that their answer is in the draft this year.
I just don't think that's. A possibility I I think it could
be hit or miss. I think they definitely draft a
quarterback at some point in this draft.
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But do you think they go the normal Pittsburgh route when
they aren't set on a a this is our future quarterback thing
where they draft someone in likethe fourth hit sixth round and
hope that it pans out? Yeah, I, I mean, I think it is
going to be a late round. I, I, I don't think they have
enough stock to get up and and Idon't really think should do
where Sanders is is worth movingup that high to, to go grab at
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this point. They're talking about him
falling into the second round atthis point.
Yeah, I mean, if if he falls to Pittsburgh got 21, I I wouldn't
hate the pick, but I would dislike if they trade up into
the top ten, wait a minute to try to go get them.
Schroeder Sanders is dropping tothe second round and they just
retired. There's just, there's just talk
of it. It's not obviously nothing's
guaranteed they. Retired.
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Jersey housing not the number one overall pick.
What the Hell's first? I'd say late I.
Don't think it's going to happen.
It it, it could, but if I had to, if I was gunned to my head
to make a bet, he's going to go in the first round.
There's a lot of quarterbacks, not a lot, but there's enough
quarterback star of teams out there with with high enough
draft picks to make that happen.But.
How much influence on where Schroeder goes does Dionne play?
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Are we set on Schroeder? Is this what we're set on?
Yeah, I mean, I guess, I guess Schroeder is what it is.
OK, it's. Travic.
Charter, are you the 1 to get onboard or or you know, fight it?
So I just need to know where I need to lay my all swords.
While we're weirder, Speaking ofAaron Rodgers, weirder things
have happened in in drafts with quarterbacks before.
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You know, they're they're I'm I'm seeing disparaging or I'm
seeing remarks that kind of don't fall in line with each
other. Some say he he can go top three
pick. Others are saying he can fall
out of the top 10 entirely. So.
I don't think he comes out of the top ten.
I think he doesn't make it past the Saints at at the farthest at
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this point with their car with whether his injury is real or
not. Some some people are saying that
he is over exaggerating his injury because he doesn't like
his position in the Saints organization right now and how
things are going and so do you. Want to play running back I
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don't think. He goes past the Saints, I.
Know that's all speculation, butif what you just said is true
Jay, Jesus Christ this man needsfucking a Binky dude.
I, I saw something about it today actually, I didn't read
the full article, but it was something along the lines of
there's, there's rumors and and whatnot of him over exaggerating
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this injury because he doesn't want to be a bridge quarterback
or have the same strap somebody and then there be a competition
and so. Well, maybe don't throw their
multi $1,000,000 quarterback or their their multi $1,000,000
wide receiver into a concussion game to happen every time.
If I can chime in, I know we were talking about Derek Carr
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also. Get on to him too.
But back to my Aaron Robertson. It's David Carr, Derek.
Derek retired, I don't know, 20 years ago.
My bad, my bad about. I'll get on the David, but you
know, you look at the he was alltime.
If you look at interception percentage per attempt, I mean,
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this is one of the most efficient, like safest
quarterbacks to the ball over somany years there in Green Bay
and single digit interception numbers, you know, 1.4%
interception rate, like that's phenomenal.
But if you notice the past couple years interception
numbers have started to go up a bit.
And I think there's two things to that.
One thing is the age, but also like after that Achilles, as Jay
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said, that took away a dynamic of Aaron Rodgers, I think made
him such a safe player with the ball, not throwing
interceptions. He he can't run like he used to
anymore. The one thing that made Aaron
Rodgers kind of dangerous, because he did have that real
Steve was like kind of like a Steve Young in the sense that he
could create a play when the passing play broke down.
Yeah, he's. Not going to run, he's not going
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to run for 20 yards Sprint, but he could create an extra amount
of play for you. Yes, yes, Rogers always had that
ending been like, you know, in the goal kind.
Of like how Ben did it, Big Ben did this similar thing.
Yes, Ben and and Ben could get his little, you know, little 20
yard, 30 yard steppers here there as Rogers, but you don't
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see it often from him. But that's that made him
somewhat dangerous. You knew you had to account for
that in their game. Maybe a not not as much it.
Wasn't like a Tom Brady statue thing where you you get him out,
out of the pocket, he's done for.
I mean, it's the same thing withRussell Wilson at this point.
His, his legs are the same. And not that he's not athletic,
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but he's not the same as he was when he was 25.
And he doesn't have that pocket presence about him anymore where
he can just get out of get out of the way.
And I think that's, you know, just an age thing.
I think once you get so old you can't do that.
And I think the same thing with Carr here too.
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I think you're you've seen the best of what you're going to get
out of him. He's an accurate quarterback.
He also is somewhat efficient for you too.
He's always had a little higher of an interception rate than
Aaron Rodgers, you know, but nonetheless, though, like I
don't think you're going to get anything more than numbers out
of car. I think he's a very similar
quarterback to like a Kirk Cousins.
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Like they're awesome to have a fantasy football here and there
for you. They're going to put up numbers
and things and you know, couple touchdown games and few 100 yard
passing games. But to see them do anything in
the playoffs are really to get you to the next level anyways.
I just I don't see it in them guys.
You know, it's it's unfortunate,you know, because I don't like
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to knock anybody's game. They're professionals, but man,
I just don't see them taking a team over the top no matter
what. I mean, whether car retires or
not, all right. Yeah, go, go.
Sorry. Go ahead, Jay.
No, just one last topic on the Steelers.
The way I see it going is mid round they're going to take
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someone like Kyle McCord, Will Howard, Dylan, great, Gabriel.
I think that would be great for them honestly too.
And then they're just going to see what happens.
You know, I think at least with every other every few years, a
dynamic quarterback does come late in the game.
You never know. I this the likelihood isn't
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there, but you're spending a third or fourth round pick, then
it's, it's worth a shot because I, I don't think the top tier
quarterbacks are it this year. I mean, think what's Dallas has
done with DAC fourth round pick.I know he hasn't gotten to the
NFC chips or hasn't gotten the Super Bowl yet, but he's won a
few playoff games his career andhe's always keeps Dallas in the
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thick of things. I mean, if Steelers could even
get a quarterback like God, I would think that's the worst
thing in the world. And after a few years, you can
move on from because you don't get all the money invested in
any as we talk about here. If the Steelers were left in a
situation where they had to draft like ATM Ward or something
like Tennessee, you know, Steelers are going to give a
shit load of money just to bringhim in.
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And then if he Jamarcus Russell's it and what now
Steelers organizations, you know, dealt with all this damn
dead money. But if you look at the Steelers
in a great situation so they could get like a Dylan Gabriel,
like you said, Kyle McCord, WillHoward, one of these guys comes
in a fit in the system real well.
I mean, you see what makes him Rudolph's even done in the
system. I think any of those
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quarterbacks seem to be better than what makes the Rudolph will
give you. So I think the Steelers be in
great shape. On the plus side, at least
Pittsburgh does have some wide receiver and tight end action
that will help whoever is there.There's weapons.
Yeah, we're looking a little weak in running back right now,
but they're looking to attack that in the draft.
You can see that already so. Loser Naji was a little tough.
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I mean, I know he's not a. It's not the end of the world.
Yeah. Exactly.
He's not a Saquon, but it he wasa staple.
It was nice to have that reliability there.
So we do have to replace that. We can't only rely on Jalen
Warren. And you can see that they have
that as the, you know, the head of their department here as as
far as what they want to do in the offseason here.
They built with Trevion. They've had him in like 3 or 4
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times or something like that, something crazy so.
Hey you guys better not get Trevion.
I'll run him in Dallas so bad. Y'all can have Quinn Sean.
Have Quinn go take Quinn, Sean. OK, listen, listen, listen to
this scenario with the Steelers.OK, very, it's going to be very
unpopular, but what's the anyoneknow?
Are they? Always with the Steelers.
Yeah. What's the latest with the TJ
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Watt contract situation because last I heard it's not good and
TJ Watt? I know nothing dude.
Recently on social media posted a peace sign.
So I I think that that that is blown out of proportion.
Last time that TJ was in contract negotiations, he came
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out and admitted that he would troll the fans with pose just to
just to mess around. So I mean, he, he, he knows that
anything he posts right now is going to lead to an uproar.
I, I think eventually the, the contract gets done with TJ and
everything's fine. I honestly don't think there's a
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problem there at the moment. I think it's just if he did come
out and say last time that he was purposefully doing it just
to fuck around then I would assume he's doing the same thing
now just to to have a laugh. Let's let's have fun with this
one, though. Let's say he's not fucking
around, he's not happy. And let's let's say the
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unpopular happens and the Steelers look to trade TJ Watt.
What are you getting in a returnfor that?
And and if you can throw his contract with the trade, look
how much cap space you're clearing up.
OK, then you go into. Don't do.
This. Then listen.
Listen. Then you go into the draft and
you have all this extra cap space.
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Draft what you need. You you can you can even trade
for draft capital in there so you can move up in the draft if
you want. Draft whatever you need, apply
all your fixes to your offensiveline or whatever defensive line
you got to fill that hole that that Watt would leave, of
course. But I know that this isn't going
to all happen in the next week. But I don't know.
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I mean, it would completely shake up the team, but I think
that you fill a lot of holes with a player like TJ Watt, what
you could get in return for him.I don't think so.
I, I equate this to a Shaykhwan kind of scenario, though.
So not only, yeah, do you free up some cap space and, you know,
maybe gain some draft capital, but you're losing way more than
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just a dynamic player. You're losing someone in the
locker room that is viewed highly as a leader and is loved
by all the team and everything. And I think it would be
detrimental. Would that be?
Yeah. I mean, I think at any point you
can trade a high end player, butwhen he's such an important part
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of who you are as a team and an identity and in the locker room,
then I think it's much worse in I think, you know, some of the
Giants players last year came out and said that, you know,
Shaykhwan leaving didn't just leave the hole on the field.
It left a hole in the locker room that they'd never had, have
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never been able to. I mean, it's only been one year,
but it's a big hole. You should.
Have seen the hole he left in Jeff's mom.
Dude, I had it in the chamber. Dude, I'm glad you talked to
before I did. I happen to have Mayor Donkey on
the phone. He wants to weigh in.
Mayor Donkey, do we think that, do we think that TJ Watt is
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going to leave the Steelers or they're going to give him up?
Let's see what Mayor Donkey thinks.
So he thinks so. So guys, stay tuned for that.
He does. He thinks so.
He said. I think so, is what he said.
So I don't. I don't know.
We'll see what happens. Christ, dude, listen, he's, he's
30 years old, which isn't exactly young, but isn't also
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exactly old. We could have two, three prime
years left in him to lead our team.
Do we let that go? Really.
Well, and especially it's the Steelers, you know, it's the
Steelers front office, the Steelers program.
They don't they don't do they'reconservative with their with
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their moves. They don't do wild shit like
that with their. Rocks and they've they've like
historically they've held this defensive players a lot longer I
would say than offensive players.
Yeah, that is true. Yeah, for sure.
Well, guys, I know it looks likeJason might have hopped off.
I know we were trying to to get make sure Jason got in for
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Segment 2. Jay, if you're there, chime in
real quick. If not, I do want to just jump
real quickly and talk about the draft party.
So we have a tentative location in mind in the in Hocking Hills.
It's an Airbnb. I think it sleeps 8, maybe nine
people is what we could maybe fit there.
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I think we've got about 6 yeses so far.
It's got 20 acres of land. It's got three buildings.
One of them is an event buildingwith a great patio with tables
and stuff to use for weddings. So that's what we're thinking
right now, last weekend in July,the weekend of the 27th.
So I'm going to be kind of locking that down this week
unless I hear of another location or, or we don't have
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enough people or whatever. It's June, right, Humpy?
Last week in June, Correct. Did I say July?
Yeah, sorry. I just wanted to make sure I
wasn't all jacked up. We already got my tickets, so
yeah, last. Weekend in June 27th we were I'm
shooting for Thursday to Sunday or Friday to Monday.
So just kind of be in the loop with me and be in contact with
me. If you're interested to go,
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please let me know we're going to try to really lock that down
this week because yes the the person that owns it wants to
know if we're in or not. So I need to give them an
answer. So I, I think it'd be a really
fun time. Looks like a great property.
So we'll, we'll see what we can swing there.
Yep. Oh yeah, Amped.
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J Do we have J bone or do we not?
I. Think he's gone?
All right, well, do we want to jump to?
Let's let's let's touch on the Fogger league.
I know a little bit that I want to want to talk about.
All right. I don't know as much as Jay,
obviously, because he's the the commander in chief in that
league, but there's just a few things that I want to say.
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Obviously, B, you're already in the league.
I want you to stay in that league.
I do not know yet. We'll know within the within the
next week or so whether or not you'll be moving up into the
PNGPL just depends on on one oneplayer or not.
But obviously I want you to stayin the Fogger league permanently
period. I do want to get Nikki over
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there. I want to drag him into it,
whether it's probably, it might take some, it might take you
Humpy, it might take Timmy, it might take you be dragging, you
know, texting him and just making him.
Join him but I want. Him in the Fogger league this
year for sure. I know, I know Jason was talking
about potentially doing keepers,which just keep that in mind.
I don't know if he had set on itor not.
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And he'd like I said, he's in charge of that league.
So I don't want to say I don't want to speak for him, but just,
you know, you know, be Tim Humpy, whoever was in that
league, pay attention to what you got.
Maybe think about what you mightwant to keep if he's going to
run keepers. So just pay attention to those
things. Try to expand this league a
little bit this year. We only had what, eight people
last year? I want to get it up to like 10
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or 12. We're looking to try to use this
as like not necessarily a bullpen because we want to we
want to treat it seriously just as we did last year, but as
almost like a proper league or, or like a tester league or you
know, like a, a standby league, if you will for the PNGPL.
So want to keep that the Fogger league going.
We're going to do some differentthings with it.
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I know last time I talked to Jay, he was talking about doing
some different things, maybe some IDPI, don't know what he's
settled on, but just kind of keep an open mind with that
league, whoever's involved in that, and just pay attention to
what he's going to do here in the next coming weeks.
We have, there's IDP already in that league, isn't There is?
That what it was, OK, Yeah, that's right.
OK. Sorry.
I personally, I wouldn't. I would.
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I know it's been kind of tossed around a little bit, but man, it
would be. I think it would be super cool
to have some IDP in in. PNGPL.
But I know that's kind of a controversial thing.
It goes against the norms of of most of the leagues out there,
but I think it would be really cool.
It's one of the things I like most about the Fogger League.
And I'm definitely going to be up in my presence in the Fogger
League this year. I know last year there was like
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a few weeks that went by where Iwas just, you know, PMGPL was,
yeah, I had it. I had, I was struggling to keep
up with that one. So but I do, I do intend to be
more active in the Fogger League.
And yeah, I'd love to get Nick into the Fogger League.
Hopefully it wouldn't take too much convincing, but I think it
would be really cool to have him.
And that would mean you'd want potentially even one more spot
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to be filled in that way. Exactly.
Yep, try to get it up to 10 there.
I think that's doable. I think we can.
We can dig somebody up for that.Yeah, because I would, I would,
I would eventually like it to bematching what we have.
So whether we are in at at 12 inthe PNGPL or or eventually move
up to 14, which I've been tryingto work through some thoughts
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and and figures of that and how we'll.
Work from Shane? Yeah, late season 1 talk.
To you, yeah, like I've been trying to work through that
stuff. So I'd like to, I'd like that
league to match ours no matter what we're at.
So if we can get a little bit closer this year from 8:00 to
10:00, that would be cool. So, and we'll take it one step
at a time. Right, right.
Yeah, for sure. It's Fogger League.
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Keep an ear out for for Fogger League news.
Jason's got his anniversary tonight, so he, he told us, he
said guys, a few minutes before I have to hop off and lay some
stick. So I think we've all got a
pretty good idea what's going on.
But that also means he's going to be back in 3 minutes.
So we won't have to wait. We won't have to wait too long.
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We don't have to wait too long to get him back in the mix here.
Tim, how you feel about segment 3?
You lined up to to make some biscuits or how you.
Feeling yeah, let's do it. I know exactly what all you guys
have been thinking, what's been keeping you up at night?
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And that's wondering what character you would be in the
Adam Sandler movie verse. And luckily for you guys, I put
it through AI and I figured it out for everybody.
So without further ado, let's let's figure out who we all are
within the Adam Sandler movie verse.
I have some images that I would like to show you guys.
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Biggs doesn't have I don't thinkhe has access to the document so
we can't see him. So I don't know if we want to
upload them to the document or if you want me to share my
screen so you guys can see my screen.
Biggs, can you see his screen ifhe shares it?
Yeah. Yeah, do that then.
Let's do that. I still am going to upload
these. Then we can try to we'll talk to
J Bone who runs the website, seeif we can get some of these
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uploaded to the the web after this.
Yep. So I'll add them to the document
here. So it'll they'll be here for
everybody. But yeah, let's go ahead and do
that. How do I, how do I share my
screen? Share it right here.
I think I got it. Send request.
Oh, it has to go to Jason, and Jason's not there.
Son of a Dick. Son of a bean bag.
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All right. Well.
Is, are are we still running under the domain of prime League
networks like online? OK, OK.
I just didn't know if anything had changed with that or if
there was any updates tonight orno Sir.
Timmy, do you have them on your phone?
Josh I think that is a good namethat.
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Yeah, I have them on my phone. Do you think that if you held it
up it would be able to capture it?
Let's see, what does this look like to you guys?
No it. Depends on where you're at.
Yeah, it's rough. Listen, I'll, I'll set bags.
I'll I'll post them on Facebook as I go also, or I can't do it
as I go. I'll do it after the the fact,
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but OK so I'm going to start with the with Mike Will Gruber
AKA Mike Will Grub Grubbins and I start.
With Steve Buscemi then what thefuck?
No, he listen, he's not. But here's The thing is, I'm not
exactly sure who this guy is. I don't know if you guys do
remember it or not, but Mike will Grub Grubbins.
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He's the townie guy from Happy Gilmore.
Anybody remember him? Nobody knows how he got here.
Nobody met him. But yet he's been yelling from
the gallery. He's mysterious and possibly
dangerous, wears a hat and he's always in the mix.
So let's go ahead and pull over this picture are.
You talking about the Jaws character from the guy that
played Jaws in Double O 7? Is that the townie?
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I don't. I don't know.
I'm not sure. I don't think so.
But here is the picture of Mike that it had generated.
OK, start with Mike, because Mike's was pretty weak if you
ask where. Are you putting Matt, Tim?
It's on the dock. It's right below.
Oh God, this is perfect. That's fucking perfect.
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You guys never seen Mike, but that's perfect.
That's funny. And real quick, Tim, Speaking of
that, I want to see Mike. So Mike, I don't like this talk
about them. Definitely not coming to the
thing. We want you to come to the draft
party. I would love to have you there.
A lot of us haven't met you, so it would be a good time.
Sorry. Go ahead, Tim.
All good. Yeah, you fuck no, no, I'm not
going to take as nice of a of a turn at this Mike.
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Get your long haired scrawny fuck ass up to this fucking
draft party. Mike, the amount of baby oil
that we have passed around at this thing is freaking
ridiculous. We just want to love you and and
squeeze you and hug you, that's all.
OK, the next one, the one I, I, I chose Vince and I'm not, I
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wasn't a fan of the one that they selected.
What they had selected is what read Vince Balone Jeff the drug
dealer from Grandma's Boy. You already said it.
This man is a Sandler adjacent Nick Swartzen character Lives in
another dimension. Always vibing, always hilarious.
Me personally, I thought a Vinceand I thought more of a Nick
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Swartzen as it said there, but Iwas.
Thinking say, yeah, you could just put Nick Swartzen up there.
I was thinking more of the grown-ups.
Nick Swartzen. So I have 3 pictures of Vinnie
here. I'm going to go ahead and throw
at you real quick. There's one.
Here's 20. God.
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I wish I could see these on here.
Wait, hold on, big. And here's 3.
There you go. This is the first one.
What the fucking Oh my God. By the way guys, I took I took
pictures of all. Of us.
I got pictures of all of us. I got pictures of all of us and
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I've incorporated our faces intothe AI.
So it's actually. Looks like too.
Yeah, the third one's the best for sure.
Tim, I love you, you mad Jesus. I can't.
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It looks like Vince and Tom Petty, but if neither one of
them had any money. Dude, that hairdo from the 80s,
just I don't know who came up with that, but that feathered.
Why was that popular like? Feathered in the men, feathered
in the back and just butchered in the front was like so popular
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in fact. Excuse me.
OK, the next one is. The next one is Matt.
Matt is a do it yourselfer, a gamer.
He's smart and he's a girl dad. He's Adam Sandler's character in
the movie. Click.
Michael Newman. Tech savvy, family oriented, A
thinker, might disappear for a bit but always comes back with a
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new project or take on life. Low key MVP material.
And here is Matt. That that description fits in
perfectly. Oh.
My God. With this fucking perfect beard.
It's perfect dude. It really looks like man.
It looks like a butt. It says butts on his room, it
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says. It says.
Dude, it is perfect. We're looking at a doppelganger
picture of AI Matt and he's got a remote in his hand like from
the movie Click, and some of thebuttons say feeling butts.
Is it fucky mess? Gay ghost?
Gay ghost. By the way, this is this picture
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is uncanny to Matt number six, who I saw in a Youngstown gym in
2019 and. And it and it also looks like
Matt's cousin Brian, who some ofus know, it kind of looks like a
mixture of of the two of them. And is that Joe Montana on the
wall in the background? That's Steve Young, isn't it?
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Or. Steve, Sorry, Steve Young.
Steve Young's left-handed, That dude's right-handed.
I think that's just a fake image.
I think it's just a fake image because no, that wasn't what was
Montana's number. Not 12.
That's. I think that's just a pink
image. Is that Cardone Jones?
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We're going to have to upload all of these to the website so
everybody can take a look at these.
Dude, dude, just wait, just wait.
I'm I'm trying to start with theweakest ones and work my way up
to the best ones. Oh, that just crushed me, dude,
you said Cardell Jones. OK, All right.
Zach Heron. Zach is, they said, the screechy
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guy from Airheads. It says Steve Buscemi's
character, so I'm not sure why exactly they picked him, but it
said wild card, deep music, knowledge into substances, kind
of a legend, but also total space cadet.
You don't know what he's thinking, but you want to hear
it. Yeah.
You want to hear it? Yeah, this is perfect.
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I got 2 for Zach and the first one is not what it's describing
here. I don't know what it generated
this image of, but it's not. It's not that.
Oh. Wait, that one is it, That one
is it? Fuck, I uploaded the wrong one
first, but that's fine. That's fine.
What the fuck? It's just Steve Buscemi.
Long haired Steve Buscemi just smiling at the camera.
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With your brother's With your brother's beard.
Dude by the way, airheads slept on big time.
Fucking classic movie dude. Fucking Brendan Frazier, Steve
Buscemi, Adam Sandler looking young and cut.
Great movie. Look at that next.
One Bubbin, Buscebi and Brett and Frazier.
Best movies they ever did. Oh, now we're talking.
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Here we go. This.
Is some prime Zach Herron right here?
Both of them. Both of them are in the beard
right there. Dude, if Zach went to Turkey and
got a hair transplant. Is that any injustice for all
shirts? You just went crazy.
Metallica metal up your ass. The shirts.
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I didn't realize what it was so like.
Metal up your ass dude. Fuck Metallica.
Dude, I've been, dude, I've beenlistening to Metallica at the
gym a lot lately. I've been they rock out fire.
Dude, no they aren't dude. That talentless fucking band.
If they were not at any other time, they would have not been
successful. It's the same fucking shit over
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and over again for 7 minutes for13 tracks for six records.
Do you know what I thought? You know what I thought was fire
when we were younger but it was actually trash?
Was like Saint Anger. Remember Saint Anger?
Oh, I love that in the prison. Yeah, you.
Remember the video Me. Oh yeah, that was trash, but
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dude, For Whom the Bell Tolls won fucking they have.
They have a laundry list of hits.
It's good general. Would have told for that band 35
years ago. OK, next is Wayne.
Wayne's characteristics. A chef lives with Vince.
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He's black, a penchant for whitewomen, and he's he's known for
his bold and flirtatious nature.A more fitting character might
be Chuck Levine from I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.
So so here is Wayne. Yes.
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Oh my. God, oh dude, it kind of looks
like it looks. Like it looks a lot like it.
This is. Terrible.
Dude, they're getting good now. They're getting real good.
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Wait. Chuck Levine was was he one of
the main characters and I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry,
was he Kevin James character? Was it Kevin James character?
OK? Oh man.
OK. Who do you guys?
Like this they're doing. All right, let's do.
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Let's do Jeff next. I know, dude.
Huh. Alright, to find Jeff.
I lost him. OK, Jeff is going to be Tommy
from The Wedding Singer. Tommy.
Tommy Kavanaugh. No, that's not the Wedding
Singer. That's grown-ups, right?
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I don't know grown-ups. I think Kavanaugh is grown-ups.
Yeah, Stone Cold, right? Isn't that the dude Stone Cold
plays? Cold it was.
Yeah, OK, OK, so he's Stone Cold's character on grown-ups,
Tommy Kavanaugh. A little douchey.
Smart, has potential, tries to keep it cool, probably breaks
into motivational speeches and has a quote.
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I used to party, but now I let. Now I hike energy.
Here's Jeff. Is this Jeff?
Is this Jeff? It's Jeff.
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Who's this supposed to be Jeff? It's Jeff.
Oh my God, dude. It's perfect.
For dear Corrigan, what the fuck?
Dude, Jeff keeps doing construction like he has been
for the next 10 years. This is what he's going to look
like. Don't be.
Stacked like that. Look at his face, dude.
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Dude, this looks like Jeff in analternate universe dude.
Pissed, Fucking pissed. OK, Next up Next up is Jimmy
Sistito. Jimmy is just off in the best
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way. People might not get him but
he's got a good soul and a weirdly compelling vibe.
Also probably talks to dogs. Jimmy, Judy.
How does AI? Know he is.
Describe Jimmy better than any human being on the planet so
far. Jimmy is Little Nicky.
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Oh. Man.
Oh my God. Dude Jimmy dude 10 these BIOS
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are perfect. You need to put these on the
website for each for each leaguemember as their bio have.
To go up. Dude the pension for white women
line of fucking killed man with Wayne I'm.
Bald right now. Dude talks to dog, probably
talks to dogs. Did you see?
Jimmy, I've. Seen Jimmy get drunk and talk to
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a dog or two years. Look at that little Dick.
It's got the space. Needle in the background.
He's holding the chicken sandwich.
Dude put this dude in the grand Am.
Put this dude. In the like, real awkwardly,
just like Jimmy Wood. It's like holding it properly.
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He's like displaying it like. What's what's this?
Is that a tomato? Christ.
What's on that chicken sandwich Dude that looks weird.
Calling it out like hey, maybe check this out, maybe you want
(49:21):
to buy a sundial I. Don't know.
OK, OK. All right.
Oh man, we're getting to the nitty gritty now.
This is not the best, I don't know if I can take more.
All right, shit, I'm going to save this one.
Let's do. Let's do Jason.
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Jason's not here. OK?
Jason is Whoa, easy. Eric Lamonsoff from grown-ups.
Reliable, low key man. I want to.
No, you know what? I'm going to save Jason.
I'm going to save Jason because his is too good.
This is too good. This is too good.
All right. Let's.
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The first two points were already on point though.
Fuck. All right, let's go.
I'll just I'll just I'll just I'll just keep going with Jason,
I guess. Reliable Loki Loki wants the
throne, talks his share of smackand has those surprisingly sharp
comebacks when tipsy this dude you want on your side, but maybe
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not in charge. I.
Got 2. Pictures.
I got 2 pictures for Jay. Here's the first one.
Remember, this is Kevin James's character on Grown-ups.
This dude you want on your side but maybe not in charge.
Kevin James's dude from Oh God did from grown-ups.
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Let's wait till the next one, dude.
Here comes the second one. Oh.
Dude, he got his beard and everything it looks.
Dude, wait till the next one. Dude, look at the next one.
Oh my. God Oh my God, his mouth and
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nose looks fucking perfect. Look like that.
Again, all these pictures will be uploaded to the website here
very soon. Did you get?
Did you use the picture where Jason used to wear that jersey
back in the day? Is that where it's drawn that
from? Because it's that's classic
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Jason. Fucking Titans.
George All right. Dude, you used to wear that
Eddie George jersey to school once a week.
Dude, he had, he had 35 other jerseys in his closet.
It didn't matter. He just wanted to wear that
Eddie George jersey. Dick Dayton read Titans Jersey
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harder in high school than anybody else I know, bro.
Him and Dick. They had that Titan jersey on.
Proud signature. Nikki always grab the Titan.
OK, I'm going to. I'm going to get moving.
This kid's getting hungry. Justin Humphreys, charismatic,
has leadership when he when he chooses to, when he chooses,
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when he chooses to use it. Hold on.
God damn it. OK, sorry, I saw your head like
that. Sorry.
Alright Justin Humphreys, he is Sunny Koufax from Big Daddy.
Charismatic, has leadership whenhe chooses to use it, kind of
immature but can turn it on whenit counts loud and can dish it
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out. Classic Big Daddy energy.
I got 2 pictures of Humpy. Here's the. 1st, I love Sunny.
I like that's a perfect. I like Sunny Koufax.
Yeah, dude. Oh.
My God. Why is he in Seattle?
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I. Don't know, they're all in
Seattle. Dude, the Space Needle's always
in the background. And here's the second one.
This one's a little bit more buttoned up.
Dude the inmailed your hair perfectly humpy.
He's got a PlayStation Two controller on his hip.
I don't know if you can see that.
See. That oh, he does.
Why's he got like a utility belt?
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Oh my God. What the fuck?
The second one, he looks very uptight.
Yeah, dude, I don't know about that guy.
Couple of handsome guys here, but yeah, this one's more
Sandler ass. Yeah, yeah, it's much more sunny
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Koufax. This dude looks like a a better
hang than than the second one. The other guy looks like he
could definitely nail your taxesand you won't have to worry
about an audit though. Yeah.
OK, here we got Justin Biggs. Perfect match for Dante from
Grandma's Boy. Smokes weed, smokes weed, moves
as his own chill pace, talks a lot, makes friends easily.
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Goofy, lovable, good hearted, loyal Dante.
And here is Dante they. I didn't realize this was an
animated image, but it still looks like him.
It's surprisingly accurate, and it is.
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This is perfect. I've actually seen bigs in this
pose with controller in hand before.
Like talk talking about stats inbetween in between Madden.
Yes, dude got the cigarette hanging over.
He's got the like 5:00 shadow going on with like one.
Define like fucking goatee lava lamp in the background.
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Looks like there's some like wrestling action figures on the
shelf in the back. All right, Shane McClain.
Shane is Mr. Deeds. Seems like a nice guy, but
there's power behind that smile.People don't always agree with
him, but he means well and callsit down the line.
I got a couple pictures for Shane here.
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What's the character? Mr. Deeds.
Mr. Deeds. Now this picture I I get this
picture right here. I don't understand the next
picture. Yeah.
That's pretty on point too. Especially the little smart
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dude. Yeah, dude, these are
doppelgangers for sure. A little.
Pointy. Now this next one.
I don't understand this next onebecause I don't think it looks
like deeds. He's just wearing puka.
Nakua is the team here. The New York Nakuas.
(56:03):
Yeah, he's got this nice little 1 instead of like.
What the fuck is that bro? What is this sig freedom Roy
should? I don't know.
I don't get this one. This is the first image you've
made and I had to. I had to redo it now.
Yeah, because that's what I mean.
This this is the first image you've made and I had to redo
it. What the fuck is seagulls dude?
(56:26):
What's going on here man? Kind of punning shit.
What the? Fuck, dude, where are you?
Dude, you're looking at bordello.
Look at. This face, he's pissed about
something. Dude, the medallion.
The fucking what? Is that?
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Power Ranger medallion, dude. I will admit, I will admit that
the expression kind of did look like shade at the beginning of
the ass. Because my permanent grimace
just remove the flock and seek. I'll just make them bald.
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I almost like the fog of seagulls more because it's like
the exact opposite. It's like too much hair.
He's top rock band with his hair.
He's got a little tuft of of chest hair popping out above his
McDowell. You even got the George Michael
hair piece. Come.
Here what is happening. Tim, get rid of this.
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Nah. All right, listen, only two more
people to go, and I'm one of them.
So let's start with me. For me, they select me as Bobby
Boucher. Earnest, passionate, maybe
underestimated, but people know you're bringing energy every
time. Not everyone, not everyone gets
your humor, but your heart is init, and deep down, they love you
(57:50):
for it. Dude, wait till you see this
image dude. Oh my God, dude.
The. Fucking shoulder pads on the
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outside of the jersey it looks like dead like Tim.
Did you take that picture from you at dinner at the Easter egg
thing the other day on Facebook to use this?
Because that was your exact expression I saw on your
(58:34):
sister's Facebook. Page she says I can't.
Remember what picture I used? Hold on.
Dude, the the picture of you in the in your sister's Easter
Facebook. How are you so fucking angry?
Look like Bigfoot, they got spotted.
All right, one last one. Anyone know who it is?
Price. Dude, I can't take it.
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And. Last one, look at your little
arm bands, Tim. #28 on my Dick, I'm #5 but I'm I got a #28 on my
Dick. Look how small my helmet is.
Look. How daddy it is?
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Christ. It's off.
Your house is tiny dude. It's so.
Small My helmet is a Cleveland Browns replica helmet from the
19. 60s your little tiny #28 Dick in that helmet.
Dude, my helmet is a Cleveland Browns replica helmet from 1968.
It's. Got some weird What's with the
weird Gray tubing coming? Off.
(59:39):
I don't know. OK, All right, guys, One final
one. Anyone know who it is?
It's going to. Be Remy.
It's got to be Remy. Right.
It's Remy. Remy, our resident champion.
Remy is the Zohan. You don't mess with the Zohan.
(01:00:01):
He's stylish. He's unconventional.
International man of mission. Don't.
Mess with the Zohan. No one knows what he does, but
he lives large, He makes bold moves and somehow he pulls it
off. Look at Remy.
(01:00:22):
Oh my God. It's not far off from reality.
That's just so terrible. He's at the salon, dude.
(01:00:51):
Dude, Remy's back and look at the bulge.
The bulge is perfect. Shapely, dude.
He's got a shapely lower half dude.
Shapely look at age well man. That's just shape.
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That's it. That's all.
That's all. That's all.
Man. That's it.
That's all. Wow, that's pretty crazy.
Dude, just scroll up and look atthem all one more time.
I don't want to. I think my favorite keep myself
together as it is. I think my favorite is that
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second one of Shane, honestly. That block of seagulls hairdo,
The second Jason one. Dude, dude, they're all funny.
Oh Wayne. Wayne and Jess are both fucking
great dude. So those of you that are
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listening, these will definitelybe on the website for your
viewing pleasure here soon enough.
Fuck. That was a good one.
Where are we even at on the fucking dock, man. 45 pages down
now. Well.
If we're, if we're, if we're following the dock, it's time
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to. Piece of white trash.
It's time to trash I. Think we're open?
I don't think we could. All right.
I don't have anything. Do you have anything Bubbin?
I do, actually. I've got a couple of breaking
news stories that have just comeout right off, fresh off the AP,
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The Associated Press. And we don't have like a news
picker sound, do we? Anything like that if that's OK?
I don't. I'm not sure I'd have to dig.
In recent. In recent news out of Orlando,
FL, over the weekend, Orlando Police and Seminole County
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Sheriff's Department had to shutdown a section of Disney World
when a patron when a patron threatened to throw himself in
the Seven Seas Lagoon because the actor inside the Goofy
costume wouldn't give him Goofy's special kiss and hug
from The Goofy Movie. Onlookers said the individual
Klein Siller of Cinderella's Castle and refused to come down
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till all 7 dwarfs said he was handsome and strong.
Handsome and strong. We never released the guy's
name. But in other news, first
responders in Novella, PA, responded to an incident of
multiple people choking after a cookout at the home located at
42 Campbell Drive. All the individuals had eaten
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pork prepared by the homeowner. Authorities said that at least
three of the victims had to receive the Heimlich maneuver to
dislodge the pork, which was described by one of the victims
as drier than Janet Grass Millerat an all white pickleball
tournament. The home owner.
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The home owner declined to provide a statement in that.
Incident. And in other news, owners of the
Fort Steuben Mall have entered into foreclosure and now the
defunct mall will be offered in an auction in the near future,
leading the malls patrons and storefront tenants futures in
question. One of the tenants, a prominent
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local radio station, has taken some unusual measures to try to
keep the doors open by having one of their more notable radio
hosts and DJs stand at the mall's main entrance with a sign
reading We'll Suck Dongs for Dollars.
One of the. Shut the fuck up.
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One of the patrons stated that he took the bearded DJ up on his
offer and his services were described as sticking your
throbber into a badger's nest, but the Badgers had no teeth and
were declawed. Another onlooker said this is
the busiest the mall has been since Christmas of 1992.
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And that's all the news from this corner of the world.
Piece of white trash. It's time to trash dude.
Too good, too good. Oh.
Shit. Some some of that news is true,
though, Tim. What's going to happen with
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four? You don't have to speak on
anything. You don't, you can't or
whatever, but what's going to happen with them all?
I'm not sure. What I've heard was that we
should be OK that they're we're not just going to go there one
day and not the electrics going to be shut off and we're going
to be locked out. So I'm not sure.
I have no idea at this point. I've heard that before.
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And then we came in one day and the electric was shut off and
the doors were locked. Well.
I'm sure the radio scene is is less a little less chaotic than
the culinary scene. So yeah.
Well, I'll tell you what, there's some prime spots in
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there. Dude, if I was living back
there, I would seriously push for some investors to get
involved and open up a podcast recording studio because send
you guys that thing where we're booked to start next month with
this other podcast I'm doing. And man, it's such a good
business model. I feel like there's a lot of
people out there that want to doit and, you know, it might be a
little costly to get it up and running and to have a good like
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producer to do it, but. To actually facilitate it, but
once you get rolling it might bea nice revenue.
Yeah, absolutely. Well, it's been a really fun
episode. Feels good to be back in the
saddle with everybody. What do we got, guys?
What do we got? Coming up for the listeners,
future plans for our next episode draft, you know, dates,
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what? What kind of anything on the
horizon that we need to make people aware about?
Well, as far as the league's concerned, obviously next week,
next Thursday is the NFL draft. So obviously us here in the
dynasty are going to be paying attention to that.
But next Friday the league should be opening up.
The deadline is this Friday for due dates as far as league dues
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go. And then from there I'll figure
out what's going on as far as participants to go.
I don't really expect any changes, but if that happens,
we'll see what what comes from that.
But then league will open up next Friday after the OR not
next Friday. Excuse me, next Tuesday, not
next Tuesday after next, after the draft ends completely and
we'll actually open the league, get everything rolling, be able
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to pick people up, start discussing trades, including
draft trades, things like that. So it's going to get exciting as
far as league goes here in the next couple, next couple weeks.
Historically we, well I know at least last year we did a draft
episode or are we trying to shoot to make that happen.
What do you guys? Think I won't worry?
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So I'm, I'm 100% down and supported.
I will not be able to do it nextweek.
You guys, I want you guys to do it.
So you should absolutely do it. If you guys can do it, get it up
together, I'll be able to put a doc together or whatever.
That's totally fine. You won't, you won't really need
one for the draft, obviously, but I just won't be able to.
I might be able to hop in for a few minutes, but I won't be able
to actually be a part of it the whole time.
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But we should keep it going, just as we've done the last two
years. I'm down.
I'm down to try. Let's do it.
I'm on board as well. Sounds like Big's is as well.
We'll get a consensus from Jason, see what he has has to
say. Yeah, maybe even we'll try.
Maybe we'll try to even get a special guest, maybe another
league member to come on, somebody from the Fogger League.
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So we'll keep, we'll keep it open.
Hell yeah. And then we're only, I mean,
honestly, we're we're not that far away from restarting.
You know, our on our weekly shows and the the draft is next
week after that, we're rolling it.
We're only a couple couple months away from essentially a
couple months away from the league starting up again.
So we'll start rolling here again pretty quickly.
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Damn. I can't believe it.
At all. All right, any parting comments,
guys? It's been great to be back in
the saddle. Great to me, I appreciate all
the listeners, anyone who's actually still paying attention,
league or not, and I look forward to coming months and see
what happens here. Yep.
Yep, I'm ready. All right, gotcha.
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All right, That's been. Episode 2.26, the Prime League
Podcast, we're calling it the bridge between seasons two and
three. Thanks for tuning in, and we're
gonna catch you guys soon. Stay tuned for updates about
next week's special draft episode Prom League podcast.
We wrap it up right Prom picks drafted as history and sight
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Shane on the mic with Jason in the fix.
Tim and Justin the owners with the fix final huddle.
The season set for the first B&G's finest year.
We drafting it first story plays.
You know, we coming back this prom league where the real ball
is that chief Mitch Steady holding down the zone, assisting
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with the strategy is he now is fully blown.