Episode 3.02

The pre season is back on The Prime League Podcast! Join the guys as they give you all the offseason updates, take you through the "League Throughout History" and try to figure out what league member said it with "Whose Quote Is It Anyway?"!

Episode Transcript

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Yeah, man, that time you waxed your chest was hysterical.
Did it really take us 16 years to tell that story?
I have no idea dude. I am baked, I am flaked and I am
raped way. Too high to be trying to lock in
this house contract. Shane, you know it would be
fucking hilarious if you went and got us ham.

(00:29):
You remember? Just like that time of braces
that night. No, Tim.
I went ham. I didn't get us ham.
Yeah, Tim, what the fuck, dude? I'll tell you one thing though,
I'm trying to get to the next level tonight and the night
doing the old tub. Frazier, you already know that
I'm pulling out the spray and Jay.
We should do some shrooms I'm. Fucking I'm already.

(00:49):
Pretty fucked up right now guys.Not quite as fucked up as my
fantasy team though. I think I really need to go on
another darkness retreat hell. Yeah.
Climb back into the tree naked as fuck.
That's it. We should all do shrooms right
now and then walk the woods, dwell in the past and fix our

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fantasy blunders. Yes, you know what they would
call that Tim? Don't.
Even fucking say it. Let me think about that one for
a second, Jay. Early dreamer let's.
Do it. R.E.M. hooks me up with those
Bohemian Rhapsody Razz masters. This is about to enlighten our
minds, all right. Yes, yes, shrooms.

(01:32):
Yes. Hell yeah.
What are we? What are we doing?
Hey, you guys hear about that thing?

(01:53):
Here we go again with this idiot.
Hey, did you hear about that thing?
What? I swear I am going to make my
battery explode in his face one night.
You think that's back? Jason's phone?
Justin had 37 apps open at the same time yesterday. 7 tacks in
safari all for putting recipes. Something about Shanes old

(02:14):
neighbors house and his collection of porn is
despicable. All Midget porn, all of it.
All midgets all the time. Oh yeah?
Well Tim was up late last night typing the weirdest shit into my
notes while watching videos about the universe freaking
himself out. And just listen to this search
history. Butthole is mammothly stretched.

(02:36):
How do I fix it? What Cologne does Brad Pitt
wear? Is it true Jay-Z has a monster
Dick? Yesterday he searched cake farts
57 times. No, I have the worst owner.
While Shane was watching porn last night, he blew a clump of
speed on me. Then he started singing Mr.
Clean, Mr. Clean while he was wiping me off.

(02:58):
Look, check out his latest Dick pics.
These are from the 4th of July. Notice the firework explosion
carved into his puppies. Wild.
Well, the guys are gone. Let's listen to the Prime Lead
podcast. Alexa open live at 808.
Sex, drugs and Rock'n'roll coming at you, sending you out

(03:19):
to the 808. 740 Prime League. Clutch kicker, the defensive

(03:45):
grind sets the QB forces turnovers like this ball mine.
Who go win it all? I'm not quite sure.
Don't know, is it in your girls guts?
The team Succeedo team Donkey Puncher humps a Snoop Balone and
we have grateful Zed squaring off and let it rain.
Got. Improved versus small Lebowski

(04:07):
who go feel the pain. Spider Man versus water rockets
who go do their thing in that prime time down that completes
this race. Fantasy football team, first
team team face prime time. I am a real American fight for

(04:27):
the rights of every man. I am a real American.
Fight for what's right, fight for your life.
Well, let me tell you something,brother.
You've tuned into an unimaginable force within this

(04:49):
universe the likes of which few have ever seen a force so
powerful, Hulkamania himself would be shaking in his boots.
Let's introduce tonight's cast, brother.
You hear this guy at the beginning of every episode?
He's like butter, flows like water.
He's freeze, freeze drying, freeclimbing, and he's out here

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straight up. Priest Island, the voice of the
Prime League Podcast. Justin Biggs, brother.
Hey, what's up brother? How you doing?
All right, we'll get to you in asecond, Biggs.
But first, we got more to introduce.
He's one of the newest members of the league.
This guy went from down and out,brother, to having sex with your
mother. And let me tell you one thing,

(05:32):
brother, I'm in the foxhole. I want this true American in
there with me. I'm talking about the owner of
the Carnegie Cookie Monsters, Justin Humphrey's brother.
Hey. This next guy went from hero to
0 after his last championship, but he has made the moves, he's
got the grooves, and he's downright smooth.

(05:54):
Brother. And be careful, because this
this bouquet of flowers might just poke your brother.
I'm talking about the owner of the Rosebuds, Jason Ryan.
Good to see all those rosebud a maniacs joining us.
This bald motherfucker has been running the league into the
ground for the nearly 20 years brother.

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He causes confusion, delusion, and all types of confusion.
You probably have a picture of him hanging on your dartboard.
He is the commish, the owner of the Sanford Squish.
Shane McClain, brother. Hello.
And I'm just an idiot with a microphone.
Dumb, not fun and covered in what's what's likely come owner

(06:40):
of the fantasy football team. I am Tim O'hallick and let me
tell you something brother, Season 3 of the Prime League
podcast is running wild, Jack. Fantasy football is back dude.
So let me ask you something. What you going to do brother?
What you going to do when Tim when humps Jason Shane Biggs in

(07:05):
the Prime League Podcast Prime League Mania run wild on you,
brother. Brother.

(07:26):
Man, what a introduction that was.
What a way to kick off the the 2025 NFL Preseason, the most
intense episode and entry that we have had thus far.
That was pretty intense. Rest in peace, Hawks are.
Yeah, the only fitting is a great tribute.
Rest and grievance. Yeah, it was.

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It was. Well, welcome.
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is awesome. At the end of last season, we

(08:52):
were going through a rebranding phrase.
Are we branding phase? Jay, can you give us any updates
on that? Yeah, animation is hard.
That is, that's the update we did do man, I spent, we spent
like 4 hours trying to do this thing on, on Roblox and, and
this animation stuff. And I mean, we got, I don't

(09:15):
know, 5 seconds worth of a, of aanimation.
So, you know, come along slowly.It is challenging, but we're
getting there. 4 hours for five seconds.
Man, it is much harder than I thought it was going to be.
What's what's the process? What?
Why does it take so long like? It's just, I mean, it's just
learning how to use this tool, which I mean, I've never done

(09:37):
anything animation related. And I mean, we, I spent like a
first hour just looking for different ways to do it and then
three hours just tinker in, started catching the groove
towards the end of it. And I I think I got it figured
out to do some basic stuff, but we'll, we'll see.

(10:00):
Well, it feels like it's been quite a while since we've been
on the air, guys. How long has it been?
It's been more than. Has it been a month or more?
2 1/2 months, yeah. Good.
Almost three months. NFL Draft.
It feels like a A. It feels so much longer to me.
It feels like a year. Yeah, gross.

(10:20):
This is I don't ever want to be a way that.
This offseason feels like it's been longer than any that I can
remember in recent memory. For some reason.
I do not understand why. I mean, just look what it did to
Tim. He's he's down aged.
He's just like a little 3 year old boy over there.
He's Benjamin Buttons dude. We spent so much time in the
offseason. Tim has gotten younger.

(10:42):
He has, yeah. I think you're right, Shane.
And I think it's because we're so excited about, at least for
me, I think it's because I'm so excited about the season that it
just feels like it's taking forever when you're like
thinking about it more. And we're all so much more
invested in it now with the podcast and with the the dynasty

(11:06):
and the drafts and everything. It's just like, you know, we're,
we wait all we're, we're like waiting anxiously for it to come
around. So, you know, water takes the
longest to boil when you watch it.
And that's how I feel right now.Yeah, I I had hoped originally
that doing the drafts earlier would ease that pain, but it's

(11:26):
actually made it worse because now we do the draft in like
what, the middle of the break, and then we have all that time.
Just look at the teams that we have and wait to see what they
what they're going to do. That's a really good point.
I think you're right because, you know, the draft is usually a
lot closer to the first week. So all that time in between,

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yeah, it's, it's grueling for sure.
Brother. What I miss?
Sorry guys. Oh listen, he's he's staged back
up. And you know, summer, summer
time is it's tough to do them consistently.
I feel like in the summer time too, because everybody's going

(12:09):
on vacation, people have trips and stuff like that.
Anything is hard to schedule in the summer, like consistently
so. Yeah, last weekend was my first
weekend and I don't even know how many weeks or or months that
I did not have anything planned that I had to go take care of
and go do. It was summer's always.

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I feel like summer's just gets crazier and crazier the older we
get. Like between May and July it's
like I live 3 lifetimes worth ofevents.
Yeah, summer used to be the escape, and now it's completely
turned on its head. Yeah, I feel like I get to a
certain point. I'm just going to, like,

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disappear and change my identityand go somewhere where no one
knows me. Oh.
God. 10's on vacation right now.Sorry it looks like dude.
It's a preseason rust that we'rebuffing off that all of us are
trying to get rid of. We ready to move on for Segment

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1 Fellers. Sure.
Yeah, it was kind of low. Sorry about that.
Sorry, but that was kind of low.Should be good now though.
What I was going to say is it sounds great for all that wind

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going on behind you. Yeah, you do look like you're in
a tropical setting. And the tree is freaking out
back there. And they strong ocean breeze
coming off. So it's a tsunami going through
Hawaii right now. The tsunami, tsunamis.
All right. Well, welcome back to football

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and welcome back to the PLP. We're going to take a quick look
at the offseason that was Timmy.All right, so not a crazy
offseason compared to some that we have seen in the past, but we
did have some significant changes.
About 25% of the league saw new coaches take the helm, most
notably Ben Johnson to Detroit, Mike Vrabel to New England and

(14:18):
Leon Cohen to Jacksonville. Wait a minute, Detroit got a new
coach. An offensive coordinator.
OK, OK, OK. That does seem like a lot of
shake up for one offseason though.
Is that pretty typical or is that abnormal?
It just depends on the season that a lot of teams have, but
you're usually losing a few coaches here and they're moving,

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I should say, the carousel of coaches.
Well, Detroit in particular thisyear lost pretty much every
coach that they had besides the head coach.
They lost their offensive coordinator, defensive
coordinator and I heard something like 14 different
assistants that were like split up between going with Ben
Johnson and Aaron Glenn to theirrespective new teams.

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Yeah, because Aaron Glenn went to The Jets, right?
Yep, Yep. So that should be interesting as
well. I'm kind of nervous about about
Detroit and what they're going to do this year because of the
big changes there. Turnover.
They do not look good tonight, Iwill say.
Yeah, that's right. But they didn't start any
starters tonight either. Yeah, it's just a Hall of Fame
game, but the. First quarter Los Angeles did

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have some of their starters in so they they put a a whooping on
them right, right up front therebut.
Kyle Kyle Island threw 2 picks in the first quarter that I saw.
Yeah, Biggs, one or three. Lance on the other side looking
great. Sorry, Biggs, what were you
trying to say? Oh.
My bad. No, I was just saying I think
for coaching though man, it was a hell of a turnover though this

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offseason just for coach. I don't think player wise I
think it was down. There wasn't a whole lot of
player movement this year, but Ifeel like coaching wise, man,
there was a there was a nice little terror.
Yeah, Anytime you get a quarter 1/4 of the league changing is
that's kind of a big deal. Yeah, and Biggs mentioned player
wise, a couple of the players, big names, Aaron Rodgers signing

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with the Steelers, Justin Fieldsgoing with The Jets and both of
them assuming that they're healthy going into Week 1.
It's going to be the Wife Swap matchup as the Steelers and The
Jets will be taking each other on in Week 1.
Sammy D Darnold signing with theSeahawks, Old Geno, No, no.
Smith will be playing with the Raiders this year instead.

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Devante Adams signing with the Rams.
George Pickens, he got traded. He's now in Dallas alongside CD
Lamb. And in terms of contracts, Josh
Allen, T Higgins, Jamar Chase, they all received their
significant extensions. TJ Watt, although not important
to our league, received a huge payday and is now the highest, I

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believe the highest non non quarterback, highest paid non
quarterback in the NFL right now.
Crazy. 108 million guaranteed 3 years.
Insane. I didn't think they were going
to give it to him. I really didn't.
Even though the Steelers are notorious for giving in to their

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their big guys like that, you know they're going to pay.
They, they want to keep them happy.
I just didn't think they were going to give it to him.
I kind of, I, I did, I was on the opposite.
I, I thought that we were going to get it around the same at the
time we did get it. The last time TJ went, it went
down to the wire. You know, Cam last year was, was

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kind of the same thing. They took it down to the wire as
soon as they traded Miko away. I knew at that moment that part
of the reason they traded Miko was to clear cap space for him.
Don't forget also the NFL has adopted new post season overtime
rules for the regular season this year.

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Guys, let's discuss. So for me personally, this time
of year is always like I'm playing catch up.
So I mean, in March you get the free agency, April is the draft,
you know, and then all the coaches obviously changing then
now we're doing our draft in June.
A lot of the stuff I have to like refreshed on because so

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much happens and it seems like so long ago that half the stuff
I, I forget that certain playersare in new teams and who drafted
who. Especially this year with the
fantasy draft, I didn't have anyplayer, I didn't have any draft
picks. So honestly, I didn't pay
attention to the draft that muchand I was driving home.

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So there's like, I just feel like there's so much I have to
catch up on before the season even starts.
Well, luckily you still got a little bit of time to get on
that and do that, Timmy. Something that struck stuck out
to me was the old Geno Smith moving to the Raiders and I saw.
Did you trade him away today? Yeah, the trade went through
today, Jimmy and I received. T law, right?

(18:59):
Yeah, Jimmy and I struck a deal.I sent him Geno Smith and Ty J
Spears, and he sent me Sunshine.Trevor Lawrence.
Sunshine. Dude how did Jimmy?
Do you struck a deal, Huh? Kind of.
Rare. Jimbo comes.
To I'm I'm thoroughly impressed with, with your negotiation
skills, your tenacity. Whatever you did to encourage

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Jimmy to make a trade, I'm impressed with.
Well, absolutely. I've been edging Jimmy over a
trade for a quarterback for the past two or three months,
brother. And whenever we were going into
the draft, I sent him an offer for Lamar Jackson and his first
round pick and in return I was going to send him.

(19:43):
I don't remember what it was, but I sent him a few different
options and he quickly turned itdown.
He was had no interest in it andhe said that Lamar Jackson is
basically off the table no matter what.
So I was like, what about my whole roster?
Jimmy, what would you say then? But no, I didn't.
I didn't do that. He and I have been back and
forth and I sent him this one yesterday.

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I think it was early in the earlier in the day.
And he's like, you know what I think?
I think I'm going to do it. I think I'm going to do it.
I'll think about it. And he called me and he was
like, let's do it, let's do it. So I sent it over to him and the
rest is history. I, I find myself in a, in a
different mindset this year, at least right now that I am, I'm

(20:28):
pretty opposed to making trades.I'm, I'm pretty satisfied with
my squad. I don't feel confident a lot in
trading anyone away at the moment.
Mike has tried a few times and Iwould ponder it for a solid 12
to 24 hours and then just make the decision that I, I couldn't
go with it. Last thing I did was get Josh

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Allen, which I feel great about getting that quarterback
solidified. And I'm I'm excited to see how
Rice, you know, comes out. Hopefully if when he does and if
he does gets it suspended, whichis to be expected.
It's not detrimental to my season, but I'm excited.

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I feel confident. I do feel like the Pittsburgh
Steelers little bit with three tight ends, but they're all
good. I feel like they're good tight
ends. I heard that the Speaking of the
Steelers and tight ends, I heardthat they were running something
called the O 4IN practice, whichis basically just all tight
ends, no wide. Receiver.
No wide receivers, no running back, just tight ends.

(21:32):
Interesting. Oh shame.
Damn dude. Wow for you.
What the fuck was I just going to say before you distracted me
just now? First of all, you said overtime
rules. What the fuck?

(21:52):
What's going on with that? What kind of changes happened to
the overtime rules? So they're just adopting the
same rules that they have in thepostseason.
They're bringing it into the regular season.
So instead of what is, instead of each team getting a, instead
of going like one or two quarters, whatever, it's only
it's only each team gets a shot.It's a much shorter thing
instead of it being elongated. As far as I can tell.

(22:14):
I didn't look at the details on,I just read about that They're
adopting the postseason rules. So it should make things a
little more streamlined, I think, and and won't be as as
many double overtimes and all that fun stuff.
OK, J Bone, you said Mikey Motorcycke was trying to get at
you with some trades. You without giving too many
details, what's he looking for? A.

(22:35):
Wide receiver. He needs a wide receiver.
Yeah. OK.
What's he? What's he maybe willing to give
up for that? He's willing to give up another
wide receiver and potentially one of his running backs.
OK. All right.
Well, you heard it here first, Anybody who wants to jump on
that. 3rd he's looking for start.

(22:56):
I'll change that. He's looking for starting
quality wide receiver. He's looking for a WR1A strong.
One, listen what you need to do with Mike, just put players on
the trade block and he'll send you a trade offer.
I'm telling you every time. If you guys have noticed, if you
have your notifications on, I keep putting Tyree kill and
other players on the trade block.

(23:16):
I noticed you were doing that. I'm like why?
Does it keep resetting it every time?
He sends me a trade offer for someone different, so if you
want him to start hitting you up, I'm telling you just just
start doing that. Start putting traders on the
players on the trade block, evenif they're already there.
Remove them and add them again. He'll get a notification.
You'll get a message within like1520 minutes.
That's a sneaky, sneaky thing. We didn't send out a text

(23:39):
message in the fantasy group tonight, did we?
No, we didn't. Let it be, let it be, let
everybody be surprised tomorrow.Morning.
OK, OK. All right, I'll.
Say it this way. Since we were talking about some
some of the trades, did we want to go over trades and free
agencies? I don't think we have any notes
on them, but I can RIP them out real quick in the.
Group if you want to go ahead. I wanted to go back to that, to

(24:01):
that Geno Smith trade that you made.
Do you obviously making that trade you feel more confident in
in Trevor Lawrence and what he'sgoing to do this year and
potentially forward than you do in Geno Smith?
Geno Smith's what, 36 or No, No,no, no, no, no, he's not 36.
He's like the early he's like 30s.
I I was going for a youth yes and he's.
Old. He's old, isn't he?
He's. Older, but he's not 36.

(24:22):
Yeah, I know he's like early 30s, like 31, maybe something
like that. But Trevor Lawrence is mid 20s,
so he's younger. One thing that that kind of
scared me a little bit was his durability.
And I have him as my backup quarterback.
So I don't need him as my starter.
But if he's not available when Ido need him coming up later, my
only other quarterback option isis the oh God, is it Seahawks?

(24:49):
They just drafted him. I can't remember Millroe, Jalen
Millroe. So if.
I saw him doing some crazy like off of his back onto his stomach
like the rock used to do, immediately into a standing
still backflip at practice the other day.
I was like, jeez, this is a quarterback.
So yeah, kind of shit they do inJanet's bedroom.

(25:09):
That's wow. So when both are healthy, I
think Trevor Lawrence is a better quarterback.
And that's what I'm going for right now is I'm not playing the
game whether or not is he going to stay healthy or not.
Just try just hope that he's going to stay healthy and I have
a, my opinion, a more solid option as my backup quarterback.
I I'm not sold. I was kind of sold on Brock

(25:33):
Purdy as being my long term starter.
I'm not sure that I'm sold on that now.
So. That's fair.
A lot of a lot of unknowns in in40 Niner Lane right now,
especially with the injuries andeverything else that they're
dealing with. Justin.
I think. Lawrence has better pieces
around in wide receiver wise andthen Geno Smith does at the
moment and wide. Receiver wise, I'll give you

(25:54):
that for sure. Total team wise, I don't think
so because Genti is a better pass catching running back than
anybody on the Jaguars team. They also have Brock Bowers
who's a monster at tight end, and Jacoby Myers is underrated.
He is, he is. But I, I think they are.
I think knowing Pete Carroll andhow GENTI is pretty similar to

(26:15):
Marshawn Lynch, I think they're gonna lean on the run this year.
And Trevor Lawrence, he's got tomake a point this year.
So this year if any is a good year to have Trevor Lawrence
because this is kind of a make it a break it year for him as
far as is he going to continue to start or is he going to be a
backup moving forward. And this is by far the best
pieces he's had. Like you said, for him to go

(26:37):
ahead and do that with both Travis Hunter coming in in his
rookie year this year supposedlygoing to blow up and BTJ just
crushing it last year moving into his second year, I think
that he has the weapons he needsfor.
Sure. Real quick though, on the
Raiders. So has anybody heard anything
about this Christian Wilkins? Christopher Wilkins Whatever his

(26:57):
name is, this steep defensive tackle that got cut in a voided
his 38. Guaranteed.
Isn't he taking him to court forthat?
Yep. Well I yes, but has anyone heard
the reasoning why this has all happened?
I all I heard was a couple days ago.
Go ahead, go ahead. A couple days ago, I was, I read
it or no, I was watching the PatMcAfee show because they were,

(27:20):
they were in Pittsburgh yesterday at the training camp.
So I was watching it and there was a report that what he did
was he kissed some other teammate like on the top of his
head and, and that's what like caused it.
And then shortly thereafter, maybe a day or two, there's
other people coming out saying, no, that's bullshit.

(27:41):
That is a very tame down versionof what actually happened.
So the true story isn't out there yet, but it is intriguing
to know what this man did to make them void 38 million in
guarantees and risk this battle and the and the story that was
put out there, which was apparently attained.

(28:04):
Not all the way truthful stories.
Him kissing another dude on top of the head.
So just interesting. Just an interesting side note
with the Raiders. What do you think he could have
done? Yeah, like what is the, what did
he do? Like slop his mouth onto him and
just start sucking like on. His head like I don't know what.
Brother. You unpame that.
Lick him, but lick his head. Somebody else from the Raiders,

(28:25):
he came out a player, I can't remember who this player is, but
he was saying it's like, I don'twanna discuss what happened, but
all I wanna say is if you need help, go out there and find
yourself some help. Take care of your mental health,
just things like that. So I don't know what happened,
but something crazy happened in there and I really wanna know,

(28:47):
to be honest. I need to know.
I need to. Know I need to know I need to
beat off to it later I need. To know too it.
Had to be something crazy. Yeah, that's insane.
Sounds like some Jeffrey Dahmer should, like he's probably
trying to eat him or something. Oh my God.
Anyways. All right, well.

(29:11):
Brother. Are you guys ready to move on to
our draft? Real quick, let's let's go
through the transactions and well, no, let's do the draft 1st
and we'll do transactions after that because this is all the
stuff that's happened since the draft.
OK, All right, so we're going tostart.
We're just going to do like we did last year and just cover the
first two rounds of our fantasy draft.

(29:32):
I'm going to start with the 1st 8 picks, then I'm going to toss
over Justin and to Jason. All right, so Jimmy had the
number one pick. He picked Ashton Genti and
Spider Man Pars picked up Omarion Hampton.
The dark side Diddlers picked upTrayvion Henderson.
Mcteen face picked up Tedaroa McMillan.
God that one hurt. I really wanted to tap Mcteen

(29:53):
Fest then also picked up Quin Sean Jenkins sad face.
The Sanford Squish picked up RJ Harvey, Eskimo Brothers picked
up Caleb Johnson, and Snook tookTravis Hunter.
Snook So that was picks one through 8, picks 9 through 16.
Real quick. Eskimo Bros.
Is that a name change back? Is that a revert?

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Yep, he went back. Is that Matt?
Yeah, no, that's my. MMM.
Will Gruber went back to the Eskimo Bros.
Interesting. OK, Eskimo Bros took a Mecca,
Ibuka, Sanford Squid. That was pick nine, pick 10
Sanford Squish took Colston Loveland.

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Pick 11. The Dark Side Diddlers took
Jayden Higgins pick 12. Eskimo Bros again took Cam
Scatabo. Skatibo Team Sustito took Tyler
Warren. Spider Man Parts took Matthew
Golden with pick 14. Sanford Squish pick 15 took by a

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shul Tuden B Ashel Tooten B Ashel B Tooten and then pick 16.
Mcteam Mcteam face took. Luther Burden What's with these
names? Luther.
Luther. Bashel Bashel.
I'm going to give you 1 bashel later.

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Bashel later getting into picks 17 through 24 make theme face on
the clock again took Trey Harris.
Grateful Zeds snatches up Cam Ward.
Grateful Zeds then also gets Jaden Blue.
He is his boy Blue. The dark side Diddler's took
Jack Beck. The fantasy football team took

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Kyle Williams. Stanford squish with Jalen Noel.
It's Christmas time in July. Eskimo Bros took Harquez,
Hunter, I believe that's how yousay it.
And the small Lebowski rounding it out, ticking Jalen the KC
Royals. Brother.
Jack back. Dude, yeah.

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What? Jack back?
What Jack? Bash.
Dude that's back bro, that's forsure back.
So was I even on this list? Yeah, I remember right in your I
swear I wrote it. Maybe.
Not no, no, it is there is you. Didn't you didn't have any picks

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in the first two rounds bro? Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, I traded my second round pick away last second for
someone real dumb. I don't know it was.
You traded it to to Zach. I don't know who the player.
Was I had it right here? Hold on, can't remember.
It was fucking. Oh, wait, was this it?
No. I just had it pulled up.

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I think Jimmy had a a sweet draft dude.
Oh, OK, here's. Jimmy did.
Jimbo. Ashton Genti.
Yeah, of course, that brings thedraft up.
Wait. Tyler Warren is, I think he's
going to be a stud. So I think that's.
Too tight end coming out of thisdraft, some people thought #1.

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Some of the the trades, Bubbin, the one that you were talking
about, you sent your second round pick to Zach for Rico
Dowdell and for Isaiah Likely toride the bench that I think that
was day of the trade also. Day of the trade.
Day of the trade or day of the draft?
Day of the draft, Sorry. I sent Malik Neighbors and

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Tucker Craft to Mike's team. Mike sent me Sam Laporta,
Devante Smith, Debo Samuel and Joshua 5th grade principal Mr.
Palmer. I like the Laporta, I like the
Debo Samuel, but God man, that Malik Neighbors is is primed to
have a blowout year this year. Yeah, but Debo, Debo might be a

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number one wide receipt. The only one.
So. Hey, I added depth and I and I
increased my value at tight end,which is what I was going for.
I was going for a tight end and and he sent me.
He sent me something I was happywith.
Devante Smith. Yeah, he's not the number one in
Philly, but. But.
He's productive. Yeah, he's very productive.

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So yeah, I I'm happy with the trade.
Another. Trade your trade.
Your trade was a good trade. The only thing that sucks now is
with Isaiah likely going down for potentially 6 or more weeks
with that that injury and surgery that he just gotten.
Pretty. Yeah, it was.
I mean, I just isn't that like excited fired up about anyone in

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the second round of the draft. So I don't know somebody in that
group might turn out to be a great draft pick, but I just
felt like fuck it. I just kind of was over the over
my prospects of doing good on the draft.
So I was like, fucking let's just trade get a little bit

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likely comes back. What like mid season?
Maybe get a little bit of juice out of that.
Well, they're thinking he'll be back like in the earlier season.
He'll probably be back to to prime form by mid season which
will be nice for you. I think this, you know, the two
trades here just goes to show that you guys need to value your
tight ends a little bit more. I personally value my super

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tight end extremely, extremely much.
So I have three of them. I keep I keep backup tight ends.
Who do you? Who do you get?
I have Jonnu Smith, George Kittle and Kate on.
Nice. OK.
There was a few. Tight ends as well.
I'm deep, Jay, you're, you're right.
Your end is very tight and mine is too.

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I'm deep on the tight ends as well.
I got Likely Schultz and Mark Andrews from from Baltimore.
So you have both Baltimore? Willing to part ways with.
I'd probably be willing to part ways with at least one of them
if anybody's got a hanker in fora tight end so.
I mean, you know, this, this wayif, if one of my if my first
tight end gets a little worn out, I can just sub in a fresh

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tight end and it's good as new. Yeah.
When those, when those end, you know, when your tight end turns
into a loose end, you got to tighten it back up, Yeah.
Were those the only trades that you wanted to review to me?
Well, we also discussed already the Geno Smith, Ty, Jay Spears
to Jimmy for Trevor Lawrence. Yeah, we we discussed that one

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real quick. We got some waiver wires to go
over over the last month. Tank Bigsby was claimed off the
waivers by the Grateful Zeds. There was 2 bids on that.
Jeff was the losing bid at 20 bucks and Grateful Zeds was the
winning bid at 70 bucks. Jeff was not going to be outdone
the second time around. When it came to Jerome Ford,

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Jeff outbid Zach. This time Zach was at 30 bucks
and Jeff was at 51 bucks. But this one takes the cake.
Earlier today, just about an hour ago, Hour and 15 minutes
ago. Isaac Grendo goes on to the free
agency list released by Shane, Claimed by Tim Outbid.

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Matt. Matt bid 10 bucks on it, 10 bid
100 bucks. So he has spent his entire
offseason Fab. Blew his load.
I'm honestly surprised that Jason didn't go after him
knowing that he has McCaffrey. That's what I was thinking too.
I'm I'm putting all of my stock and I, I have one open spot in

(37:36):
my roster right now between and I and I can move him around
between my what is it the, the bunker squad?
Taxi. Squad.
The the taxi squad, bunker squad.
But I have one spot that I'm kind of saving for for a rainy
day right now. I picked up that wide receiver
from from the Chargers, Yeah. KLS.
As soon as Mike Williams went down, I I grabbed him so.

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He looked pretty good today. Too.
I missed that, I'm sorry. It's fine, Tim.
It's just whatever. Don't don't worry.
About what? The road.
The old road. Was I was I was scanning for for
bids and I I didn't see a bid. So you must have just outright
claimed him. I did.
I'm sorry, I'm he. Was he was.
He was. Free.

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We were all smirking a little bit earlier after Tim after Tim
said put your put somebody on the trade block and see if you
get a a trade from Mikey. I put Jamar Chase on the trade
block just and he's a wide receiver.
So just to see if if Mike will bite on it.
So if he does throughout the podcast, I'll let you know.

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I do have so real quick, not theEskimo Bros.
Can we point this out real quick?
I'm sure you guys have seen so typographical difference between
Bros and Mike named his team theEskimo Brothers.
Oh, is it? BROTHAS, Brothers.
OK. Brother.

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Good Christ. So, so how do you guys, how do,
how do you 3 feel about your draft and or trades that you
made? I didn't do any action since I
don't know that Josh Allen tradewas in May, I think.
But how do you, how do you guys feel about your subsequent
drafts? Well, I.

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If I could name it just one word, poop for me.
Drafting at 7 first really sucked this year because I
watched 6 amazing running backs come off the board immediately
and then I was left with what you know what wasn't wasn't
terrible, but it wasn't anythingthat I planned for.
I was hoping somebody else wouldwould fall to me, but I'm happy

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with my first round. My second round, 3rd and 4th, I
kind of fumble a little bit. I wasn't sure exactly what I was
after compared to what was out there, so I just took two young
quarterbacks, which I've alreadydropped.
That that worked out for me lastyear I traded one to you for a
for a nice haul and I got the the second one as my backup now.

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Yeah, I drafted Jackson Dart this year and Will Howard, but I
dropped Will Howard in favor of Woody Marks.
Who picked up Will Howard? Did anybody pick him up or is he
no? He's still out there.
For my draft, I went into it with with not very high
expectations at all, drafting late in the second round and the

(40:40):
third and fourth round pick. So you know how it goes in in a
league like this, whenever we get into that late second round,
the players kind of start to fall off.
So I had nothing really. I was going best available
player for each for each round. I wanted to try to get a wide
receiver, running back and quarterback trio and I did that.
So I'm I guess I'm happy about that.

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And Jalen Miller Millro hashtag the future 2 point O watch out.
I got to change that. Actually, I got a mess.
Hashtag the future. I mean, that's, that is a solid
pick. You know, Sam, Arnold, Bradford,
whatever Sam is over there now. He's he's only had one good

(41:25):
year, so who's to say what's going to happen to him this
year? Exactly worried about that
situation. Exactly.
And they don't have DK Metcalf anymore.
So that's his, you know, he wentfrom having Justin Jefferson and
what's his name and Addison and even their third Stringer.

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I can't remember his name either, but he's he's a baller.
And Hawkinson. And to, I mean not to, Not that
no one's good over in Seattle, but it is not the Minnesota
Vikings wide receiver corps. They still got Lockett.
No Lockett's in. 62 years open. Where the hell is Lockett at
now? Lockett go to Tennessee.

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Yes, yes. They, they do have Cooper Cup.
I mean, but I mean, Cooper Cup is on on the downward path of,
of his career. So not to say that he's not
great, but he he is towards the end of his career at this point.
And I mean, how long has it beensince you've seen Cooper Cup
without Stafford throwing the ball to him?

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Yeah, and Cup has had injury issues, so I don't know.
Things are going to be interesting in Seattle.
See what happens there? Absolutely.
I mean, I think that really doesit for the the draft recap,
unless you guys have something else to go over.
No, I just want to say in closing remarks, I'm banking.

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I'm trying not to do that again next year.
I'm going to try to maybe use any extra equity I have on my
bench to secure some first rounders going into next year's
draft. So we'll see how that turn.
I'm not trading. Somebody's got to blow me away
with a trade offer to get my first round pick this year.

(43:12):
It's not happening. I'm drafting someone next year.
I felt I feel terrible not having any rookies on my team
right now and I hate it. You got Lambert Who with that?
Lambert Smith, the guy you just picked?
Dude get out. Will Gruber immediately trade

(43:34):
trade offer? What is it for?
March ace, you call You guys called it dude, and he sent me.
He sent me two players in the first round.
Pick for next year. Speak of the devil.
Damn, who? Are the players?
Quarterback and a quarterback and a running back, neither of

(43:55):
which I really know much about. So I don't think they're very.
Who are they? I don't.
Think they're very good. I don't know, Shane.
I don't want to. I don't want to kiss and tell, I
mean. I didn't show us the.
Picture you asked. Yeah, you couldn't see anything.
You could just see. I have a feeling I know who the
running. Guy from some guy from Chicago

(44:19):
and some guy from Kansas City. They both look like they have
big Dicks. That's a fair assessment.
OK, so I'll just tell you it's Caleb Williams from Chicago.

(44:41):
Hold on. No, that's.
And. That's Vince.
What? Vince has Caleb Williams.
Oh, it is Vince. You're, oh, you're right, it is
Vince. My bad, dude, my bad, my bad, my
bad, my bad. So it wasn't Will Gruber, it was
Vince. My bad, dude.
I'm so terrible. I still get the names mixed up.

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Timmy, do you have anything to bring?
Oh, George's. Movement.
Anyways, what do you guys think about that?
Caleb Williams and Brashard Smith and the first round pick
in 2026 for Jamar Chase. I don't think it sounds very,
very, very good. That's a swipe left.
The quick you're you're putting a big hole in your team doing

(45:25):
that right now. Yeah, Jamar Chase is number one
in the league, if not #2 right behind CD Lamb, depending on who
you ask. Elite, you can't.
Elite Jamar Trace I feel is untradable unless somebody blows
your pants off. Yeah, and that's not doing it.
Caleb Williams and Richard Smith, although he has potential

(45:47):
on the Kansas City team with their running back room outside
of Pacheco. I think it's pretty trashy, but
he was a converted wide receiver.
I don't know how they're going to use them.
Maybe they're using fancy, but it's not enough to do anything
even with the first round pick. I I'm not I part of me feels
like it's way too early to be trading picks unless you've kind
of have already given up on yourteam or.

(46:10):
If you already know you're goinginto it as a rebuilding, yeah,
maybe so. But yeah, I'm with you, Jay.
It's just given the because it does nothing for you when the
league, when the the the year hasn't even started yet.
Brother. All right, well, let's move into
the draft party recap and the Dunce Cappy Awards.

(46:35):
Was that our drop from this segment?
All right, Draft Party was a blast from start to finish.
Let's talk about it a little bit.
So we were down in Hawking bigs.You were missed, by the way, at
the at the draft Party. Everybody was.
Sad that you weren't able to be there.
Me and Nick Dayton were smoking cigarettes like it was 2001 for

(46:59):
the gangbang. But it was a fun time.
Place was pretty cool down in Hocking Hills, you know, We
basically got drunk and ate a lot, maybe a little bit too
much. I felt like I was tired a lot
when I was there. You know.

(47:21):
If I was too fucked up or if we were just too much food, we were
cranking out peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches and pancakes
and just all kind of shit. All kind of wild ass meals and
shit. But it was a good time.
Overall time we were there, Yeah, only for yeah, not, not me

(47:42):
either much. I did have to sleep in the
fucking event building with Tim that second night.
That was a little bit scary justbecause like I was my back was
to Tim and or Shane. Didn't you and him sleep on the
same air mattress that night? The night before, yeah, Yeah, I

(48:06):
there was nowhere else for me tosleep.
I, like, wandered around real fucked up, and I just saw that
space and just flopped on. That's right.
I don't remember much from that night.
I remember freezing my ass off. I have no blanket or no pillow.
Dude, I was drunk before we got there.
I was at least buzzing before wegot there.
We stopped at a gas station likean hour out and I bought a few

(48:28):
buzz balls and just crushed themreal quick in the parking lot
and by the time we got there I was feeling pretty good.
And then I started ripping into those those seltzers.
I don't remember much from that first night.
Yeah, I was walking around with the flask going shot for shot
with everybody just trying to get us to that next level, just

(48:49):
trying to make us level up. But yeah, and then the power
went out that second night, so we were kind of reverted back to
Stone Age times there for like 3or 4 hours.
Yeah, Bryce got real shifty and left in the middle of the night
as. Soon as the power not he was
like I'm out here. Tim, I wanted to tell you the

(49:10):
other night on Xbox, Bryce was like, yeah, man, it really
sucked driving home with no weedfrom the from the draft party.
And I don't know who me and Shane might have been in the
party together. I was like, that's bullshit.
Bryce. We watched you roll up a bottle
of fat and he was like, Oh yeah,yeah, yeah, I forgot about that.

(49:36):
God damn it. Rain there that night when the
power went out because I was out, I was out running that
storm like when as soon as I gotonto the highway, I looked in
the rear view and I saw it lightning in and.
Yeah, it was crazy thunderstorms, said man.
I yeah, dude. The way the storms roll into
that little valley where that house is, it's terrifying.

(49:56):
They come over the mountains andjust kind of swallow you up.
Yeah, it was. It got crazy.
Well, let's talk about these awards a little bit.
The dunce caps. Is this what we're calling these
awards? The dunce caps.
Figured it was fitting. All right, I like it.
Remy's, Remy's tub. Frasier, if you don't know the
back story from the original draft party, Remy got drunk in

(50:18):
the tub and listened to Frasier.This is for this is for the
person that passed out like the in the most intense way or
passed out in general. Shane definitely took the cake
on that award. I think day 2 or maybe day
three, I forget which day it wasbut he was part of.
That was probably my fault because I came in hot.

(50:41):
He was going hard in the paint pretty early and yeah, we had
the, we had the weekend at Burniam around for a little
while to get him to a safe spot.So you won't.
Regret any of it. Dude, that was the best trip
I've ever had. When I hit that, when I hit
that, that mattress and the sun was just beaming down on me, I

(51:01):
feel like I was in the clouds, dude.
That's what you're telling us you were like wishing we were
along for the ride with you. Speaking of mushrooms, the
mushroom sandwich, which is the the award that goes to the
drunk. The the funniest drunk trade I
guess mine and Zach's trade would be were there any other

(51:24):
trades that took place is the. There were three trades that
day. That was the one between Tim and
was it Mike? That was no, there was no no
actual draft picks involved. And then there was the one
between you and Zach, and then Zach and somebody else made a
trade that day as well. Really.

(51:44):
Yeah, 'cause Zach traded for two.
He didn't. He went into that day without
any draft picks and he ended up with two, one of which he used
for Cam Ward and one of which heused for Jaydon Blue.
Well, and then the spray NJ throw up and power on we're it
says here on the sheet. Did anyone puke at all?
I don't think anybody did. I think this is the first time

(52:06):
we were all together in a situation like this or a setting
like this where nobody threw up,and I think that's a sign of our
maturity, honestly. Thank you, Tim.
Yes. It layered on.
Keep going, keep going. To counteract that point of
matureness, maybe for you guys, but I'm I want to point this out

(52:30):
two years ago or when my bachelor party was whenever it
was the person who threw up was me.
Last year, the person who who did the spray and Jay, who this
is named after was was me. This year.
I was not there very long. So happen chance I did not get a
chance to throw up and claim my own award.

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Since we give you the honorary spray and Jay then.
I mean, I feel like it nobody did it because I wasn't there.
And I'm actually a little bit disappointed that nobody picked
up the slack, to be honest. Yeah, that's that's actually a
really good point, Jay. Because at my bachelor party, I

(53:14):
we took a shot at tequila, I think.
It's hard to embody the spray inJay without Jay.
I can't remember if it was before or after you guys went
kayaking in the middle of the night, but I I took a power nap
that that that evening as well. But I took a shot at tequila,
did not settle right at like 1:00 in the morning, ran into
the bathroom, I puked and I cameback out and it continued till

(53:38):
for about until about 3-4 AM that night.
I don't even know if anyone knewthat I threw up.
That probably not you slippery bastard.
It's a classic J move. Well, when you guys want to talk
about Dale's dope deal. Yeah, it's the best draft pick
and trade. And since there was only one

(53:58):
person that did that has to go to Zack and the Zeds.
He traded, as we already talked about, draft pick two actually
and use those to snag Cam or andJaydon Blue.
I got the the trade that he madeprior to the draft.
It was Zach received second pickround 6 for Terry.
Mclaurin sent that to Wayne. Scary Terry.

(54:22):
Wow. Good gourd.
He was hungry to get into that draft, man.
Overall, kind of a chill vibe atthe draft party this year.
But we were missing some people,right?
I feel like the year, the year before we had, we had the full
gamut intact, including Jeff, including Biggs, including

(54:45):
Vinny, including Dale. We had a hardcore group that
came to that, to that draft party.
So I'm hearing whispers of Wall hunting, Woods coming back.
Maybe not next year, but the year after is kind of 2027 is
kind of what we're what we're talking about.

(55:07):
But while haunting Woods is on is on the on the on the docket.
I think I go back, dude. I think we got to go back to
where it start where where the trade craziness started or was
the original draft party party? Was that your bachelor party,
Jason? No.
Did we do a draft? That was like a, that was just
like a yearly get together essentially.

(55:28):
That was the start of our yearlyget togethers basically because
it was Jason's bachelor party and then that bred into mine
last year which we. Also something about the spirit
at wall hunting woods that it just, it just, I don't know, it
just makes it more intense and we've got to have everybody
there. We got to have everybody, got to
have the whole crew there to make it complete.

(55:50):
I think it's the foxhole, dude. It's because we weren't, we
weren't within a three mile radius to the foxhole.
I think that's what it was we. We couldn't, we weren't overcome
by the scent. That.
Launch was epic. That launch was super.
It was for. Sure, brother.
But all, All in all, great time,great to see everybody.

(56:13):
Fun draft. Lots of alcohol was consumed,
lots of food was eaten. Those of you that weren't there
were missed. And with that, I think we'll
move on. Shit.

(56:37):
Brother, brother, brother. Brother, thanks for that Russian

(57:04):
Hulk Hogan. I appreciate it.
So we're gonna discuss. Take a minute to discuss the the
second league we have going on here, the Fogger League.
It's been a while since we've had any updates here as we're
getting closer to the season. We got to walk some shit in.
So tentatively, unless there is a major, a majority of people

(57:28):
who don't like this, the draft will be Sunday, August 31st at
7:30 PM. We're going to do 3 keepers
because we are going to have twonew players coming in.
One is Nick and he's already joined the second.
I will. I will get to the second shortly
hereafter, but the three keepersneed to be locked in by August

(57:51):
17th at 7:30 PM. That's two weeks before the
draft. So the draft is Sunday, August
31st at 7:33. Keepers locked in two weeks
prior. August 17th, 7:30 PM.
We will be A5 team league this or A10 team league this year.
We're going to have five teams in the playoffs.

(58:12):
I, I was going back and forth between 4:00 and 6:00.
I did see the option to do 5. I thought that would be a fun
little twist. We've never done it like a, an,
an odd number like this just to kind of see what would happen.
So in the five teams, the top three teams at the end of the
regular season get a buy directly into the semifinals.

(58:35):
And then for places four and five, it is essentially a play
in round into the semifinals. It could be sort of like a wild
card round, play in round, whatever you want to call it.
So they'll play 5 and 6 will play or four and five will play
in round one in week 16. And then the winner of that will

(58:57):
go on into the semifinals to place the number one team, and
then two and three will obviously play each other.
And so that's that. Everything else kind of remains
the same. The scoring system's going to be
the same. We're still going to have IBPS.
The last thing is going to be this last member.
And I'm looking at you, Bryce. I don't expect you to be

(59:17):
listening to this because that'sjust who you are.
But starting tomorrow, I'm goingto accost you via group and
individual messaging until you join the Father League.
Brother so. Be this warning and I it's no
excuse that you're not going to hear this.
You will be accosted starting tomorrow morning, so be ready.

(59:41):
Bryce, you are our 10th member and it's time for you to get
back into the saddle and get back into a fantasy league.
Yes. Oh yeah.
Yes, I love it. All right, so August 31st, 7:30
I'll probably be auto drafting because I'm going to be in the
air flying to California, but that's fine with me.
I'll set up a little queue. Get it?
Done Again, this is I'm going toput it out there when I I'm

(01:00:04):
going to announce this better tomorrow as well.
In all the various group messages where everyone resides,
if there is a better day, if there's a majority that can't do
it, we'll switch it up. This is not locked in.
You know, this is this is a morecasual league, so we can kind of
more adjust and fine tune it. We can even switch to Saturday

(01:00:28):
if that works better. We can do it in the middle of
the week, but I'll put it out there in the group text.
We can kind of gauge everyone's interests.
We're not interest, but feelingson on the dates and we'll get it
locked in. But the keepers will be two
weeks before the draft. Awesome.
So you settled on three. I know when we originally
discussed it, you were thinking about 5.
I like that three though. Yeah, I think that that's going

(01:00:50):
to keep it fair enough for the 2new teams coming in.
Obviously we want we want to do a few keepers, but it's going to
leave plenty of people for the the next two teams coming in and
and those two teams will get 3 picks each before the rest of
the league drafts. Got you.

(01:01:11):
OK. Just like we did in this league,
OK? Yeah, yeah.
So since Nick was the first to join, he will have the first
pick and then it will go to Bryce and Nick, then Bryce and
Nick, then Bryce, and then we'llgo in order of who sucked the
most last year to who's the best.
The chain ask you about the order, the draft order.

(01:01:32):
Well, the so the draft order will be that and then we're
going to go. I don't think I'm going to snake
it. I think I'm going to go kind of
like what we did in in the main league.
So if you exclude the the the two newcomers, first pick will
be the worst team, last pick of the round will be the best team,

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and then the next round we startback at the beginning.
Got you. I like it.
I, I don't love snake drafts. I, I, I think for like a re
draft league that that's fine because it kind of keeps it a
little bit fair. There's no history there.
There's nothing to gauge it off of, but I think at least one
season. Then I think at that point you
need to start ordering it. Properly, I'm with you,

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especially with keepers. I like that.
All right. I'm excited for the Fogger
League, especially since Bryce has no choice but to join.
Yeah. He.
He will. Oh.
Yeah. Be getting annihilated until.
I see his name. Pop up in the in the Fogger
league. Good shit.
Hey any questions, any thoughts?But that's all I got.

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I'm saddled. I love it.
Yeah, I'm good. Thanks for the update, Jay.
All right, so for our fun tonight, Jay has prepared a

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little game. He's going to rattle off a quote
that one of us has said in the past, whether in person, over
the phone or via text, and we get to take our best guess at
who in the league it was that said it.
So without further ado, send it over to you, Jay.
All right, so for some of these quotes, you know, I have all of
our group texts, pretty much allof our group texts going back

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until 2017, I believe, maybe a little bit further back.
So there's a lot of hilarity pictures in there.
Obviously the quotes are a little bit harder to find, but I
did pull a couple from from years ago.
That will be harder, but we'll start with a couple easier ones
that happened within the last year in our Prime League podcast

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or Prime League group chat. So the first one going to get
into more trouble than Tim prankcalling Ed Peters.
Whose quote is it anyway? How do we, how do we do we raise
our hand on here? Because I know who it is.
I don't know, I. Think I know who it is too.
We never really discussed I I guess you guys can each guess

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and then I'll just. Say the answer, go ahead and go
first to me. All right.
I'm going to say Jeff. That was my guess as well all.
Right. And Jeff, it was.
All right. So that that was a good one.
We're going to throw up another song for you guys.

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Some of you guys are smart. Some of you guys are Shane.
Jason, I'm saying Jason. I don't know, I'm going to say
fuck. It's either Jason or Remy, but
I'm going to go. Remy shit, I'll say Remy.

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All of you guys are incorrect. The correct answer was Zach.
Damn. All right, coming up next we
have I can't wait to meet you inperson and fart in your general
direction. Mike Wolger.

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I'm going to pull up a list, Mike.
Will Grubbins is my guess. God, this is good because I I
thought that I was going to nailall these.
Is it possible that it's humps and he doesn't remember?
Maybe, maybe not. Yeah, I don't know.
It doesn't sound like something I would say.
I'm saying R.E.M. God, your general direction does

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give off a hint of Remy, doesn'tit?
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to go Remyit.
Was Mike. God damn it, yes.
Oh wait, Justin got that. Yeah, let's go.
OK, All right, let's. Go so me and Bob and each got

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one so far right? That just the right hint of
spitefulness and and Mike seems really spiteful.
For. You and I both got that first
one, Tim, but we're. OK, that's right.
That's right. That's right.
This is. Harder than I thought.
I thought it was going to be super easy all.
Right. So the next one is who's Shane?

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Remy. That's Remy.
That's Remy for sure. I've got Remy every time.
It's Remy. Incorrect, it was.
Tim. Damn, and did you get your own
quote wrong? I got it wrong, yeah.
This one, this one took it a little bit further back into

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planning for Shane's bachelor party.
That's what that one came out of.
It's shame. And I I thought it was hilarious
because it was in a group text planning for Shane's own
bachelor party. The implication was that Shane
matters so little and included in the bachelor party text

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group, but doesn't even rememberwho he is.
All right, the next one, call methe foxhole because I'm letting
dudes in my container. I'm saying humps humps.
I don't remember saying that, but I'm going to say Jason.

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Shit. Say it, Shane.
You know you want to say Remy. No, this is.
No, not this one. Oh God, call me the foxhole.
I'm trying to think of who all was there.
Oops. Wayne and it was in fact

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Humphreys. It was.
Yeah, damn, I don't even remember that.
One all right, so this next one I do have a hint after the first
one if anyone needs it. So the first I can't wait to
match up all these mysterious phone numbers with actual people

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this weekend. Zach.
That's what I was thinking too. That does sound pretty easy.
No, that does sound pretty Zacky.
Does anyone want the hint that Ifeel like if I throw the hint
out it might, at least for one person, might make it obvious.
I'm going to say before that it's not somebody in the fantasy

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league. Go ahead and give the hint.
The hint is any bird watchers question mark.
It's Dale. Yep, it's Dale, isn't it?
Yeah, it is Dale. Threw that one in there as a
sneak. That's that was a curveball for
sure. Any bird watchers question mark?

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I knew. I knew that because those texts
were back-to-back. I knew if I included any bird
watchers first it would be easy because I mean who?
Who among us would have would have just randomly asked that
question? All right, next one.
It is exactly what you hope. It's not garlic aioli.

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Shit is terrible for your speakers.
What? What exactly, Tim?
It's not. Or rammy think it.
I think I know who it is. Shit is terrible for your
speakers. I.

(01:10:00):
Mean it's. Going to say rammy like a oldie
is. I'm going to say Humpy, and I
can maybe even give the setting for it too.
You have the setting correct. I I I have a feeling you have
the setting correct. I'll at least say that.
OK, go ahead. Is it?

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Is it Humpy? Shane no, it's me and I can
honestly not. I cannot decide, Tim.
Actually, it was me, Tim, what was the setting?
I'm I'm sure you. Know No, no, I was thinking it
was Humpy and I was thinking thesetting was when we went to

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Colorado and we had Remy. Speaker And you had the white,
that is. Where?
That is where the text came from, OK, OK.
At some point that picture or video was sent again and that's
somebody had asked what is that on the speaker and that was my
response this. Is exactly what you think.

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It's not. It's.
Exactly what you think it's not.It's terrible for your speaker
all. Right Next up.
Fuck I accidentally included Bryce in this group.
Ah. Fuck ruined the episode.
Me. I'm going to say me.

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It's that's it too. Accidentally.
I'm thinking it's either Tim or Jason.
I'm going to go with Tim. I'm going to say I accidentally.
Oh, that's a close one. I'm going to say 10 too.
Let's get. Let's let one.
Let's let Biggs get a guess too real quick.
Yeah, go for it. You're muted, Biggs it.

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Can't read. There he is.
What? What?
What was it? The the quote is fuck.
I accidentally included Bryce inthis group.
This one goes back years. Who doesn't sound like this?
Said that? Biggs and you said they said

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they started it with the fuck? Yeah.
Fuck, I accidentally included Bryce in this group text.
Would it have been Remington? Maybe.
It was Shane. Shane.
It was Shane. It was Shane when he announced

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that he had proposed. I was thinking that's how it
started. That does sound like some shave
stuff Thereafter, I think about it now there's.
Shit, alright. I'll throw you up.
What? I feel like it's probably a
layup and I'm wiping the cookie crumbs out of Vinny's ass this
week. That was me.

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I'm gonna say Wayne I. Know that I remember, I think I
remember saying that. That.
Makes sense, Makes. Sense I want to say Wayne, but
it it it sounds like something Humps would say.
Also, that's where he got his team name from.
So let's go Humpy. It was Justin.

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And I think I barely, barely wiped the crumbs out of his ass
in that game. Fucking remember.
Barely. Wiping the cookie crumbs off his
ass this week. All right, Next up we got.
Whoa, that was fun. Back to searching for Heather
Brooke videos. I got two people in mind.

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I'm going to say me or. Gratz.
OK, Gratz. Timmy, did you say yourself?
I said me or R.E.M, I'll, I'll go with R.E.M, OK.
Yeah, because we were talking about Heather Broke and I don't
think he knew who it was and I think we might have turned him
on to Heather Broke out honestly.
So I am going to say Remington. It was another person.
I can't remember if he said he knew of her or not, but it was

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Zach. Oh.
Damn. I don't know who she is,
obviously she's a porn star I'm assuming.
She's a an amateur. Legendary.
Amateur legendary throat artist.All right, 2, two more.
All right. I have a feeling you don't put

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on put out on the first date. I'll pass.
That's Mike. It does sound like Mike, but I'm
going to I'm going to switch my answer up just to be different
and say I get a feeling you don't put out on the 1st.
That's that sounds a lot like Mikey.

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Yeah, it does sound like Mike. Fuck.
I'll get Mike too, I guess. Take Mike.
It was Mike. Yeah, it's just that spite, That
spite. Yeah, dude, he knows how to.
Gray filter on every on everything he feels.
Yeah, and you can say the most mundane word, but it's still
cuts. All right.

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And for bonus points, the last one and my personal favorite,
everything that sack of show offmade was fucking delicious.
If I could pick a way to go, it would be drowning in that juicy
fucking pork. It's Remy.
Remy, Master Jason. Remy.
It is in fact R.E.M. and I savedthat one for last because it is

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my favorite and it was it was the the validation I needed.
The admittance at that pork was juicy.
It's like our that's like our version of the Epstein files.
Is Remington calling your pork juicy?
But. I'm surprised you don't have
that quote blown up and framed on the wall behind you, Jeff.

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Anytime anyone ask them about mypork, I'm just like come on, are
we still talking about that? The guy cooked pork one time
three years ago and we're all the guys are still talking about
this creep? I don't understand.
That's good shit. Thank you, Jay.

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All right, so just as a quick little fun thing we're going to
do throughout the preseason is we're going to call this the the
league throughout history. Brother.
So what you're going to do is, you know, this league's been
around a long time, a lot longerthan a lot of people may
realize. So what has happened is we we

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look through all the the archives of the league and we
found that a lot of us were in very, very memorable places
throughout the last century. And it's quite impressive, you
know, what we have done as individuals with this league.
So to to see the true history ofthe league, please go over to

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the Prime League networks.com, find the history of the league
link and click on it and you will see some of the outstanding
things that we have done throughout the throughout
history and how important this Prime League has been just in
history. So we're doing this right now.

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OK, I'm going to Prime League. Don't do it yet.
Oh, wait, wait, wait. It it'll be ready in the
morning. OK, OK.
So for. Both of.
Them. So for you, those who are going
to be listening to this tomorrowwhen it's published, yes, you
can go then right now to us talking.

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No, you to us talking. You can look in the group text.
OK. Now, Jake, should we describe
the pictures that will be postedor what do you what do you think
for that? Yeah, so give me a minute.
Now we're only How many are we doing this week?
So we're only going to do 3 thisweek.
OK, let's get back to them. Hold on.
I got them saved. And we still need to generate

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more of these images. We have three, we have more than
three right now. But yeah, we will release as
Jason said over the over the preseason weeks until we get to
to the start of the regular season.
Am I spelling it wrong? No, it's it.
It's not gonna load right now. Oh.
OK. That's I gotta fix it tomorrow.

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I got you. Yeah, so for a few, for a few
thoughts. One of us met one of the past
presidents in the White House. It was it was pretty impressive.
One of us really loves giving prizes and cars away on a pretty
popular talk show. And finally, one of us is

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responsible for one of the most famous knockouts in boxing
history. So it's just like, is this gonna
be like Forest Gump, like the Prime League Forest Gump, like
we're gonna be involved in all these different?
Essentially, yeah, like. Important events.
I can't wait. I can't wait to see it.
That that knockout one that you're referring to, Jay, that

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they're knocking somebody else in the league out.
I don't know if you got notice that 'cause you.
Barely see his face at the bottom.
I I I can't tell who it is though to be.
Honest. It's who you think it.
It's who you think it should be.With the way the group is.
Exactly what you think it's not.Wait, are these pictures

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available right now or? They're they're in the group
chat, just like our group chat Tim sent them last week.
Damn, I'll have to. I'll have to get back.
I can find them. There's so many pictures that
fly in that group chat. It's hilarious.
Oh, OK. Oh yeah, yes.

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Oh man. Good shit.
That's funny. That's why you made.
That's why you made this. Oh man, who's this?
It's supposed to be Matt. It's.
Supposed to be Matt man. We might do a new one for Matt

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because that one doesn't really look like much like him.
All right. Are we still mid segment or?
No, no. So this, this isn't gonna be a
full segment each week. We're just gonna send the, you
know, mention it each week that we're gonna be adding three more
to head over to, and we'll discuss them briefly with you.

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Yeah. Can we review it next week?
Can we review the ones that are on there now?
Yeah, or that'll be on there. Yeah.
Love that there was one. There was one story I saw it was
that NFL related. I don't know if you guys caught
it or not, but did I see something about referees being
either fired or investigated forcalls relating to hitting

(01:21:25):
Patrick Mahomes? Did I see that correctly?
I didn't see. That I'm not joking.
It's maybe been like 3 weeks or so.
I saw an article that said that they reviewed percentages of
calls like for and against and it was skewed like so bad for
Patrick. I think it was like revolved

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around Patrick Mahomes that theywere skewed so bad that they
could have only been like doing it intentionally and they fired
a a couple NFL refs. I don't know.
I'm not. Crazy, right?
I don't think I saw that I. Don't know not.
Say it's not I have to do some research on.
It I know they've been under scrutiny for that type of shit
for a long time, but I didn't see anything like that.

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I think it's just angry fans. I don't know dude.
I, I swear I'll, I'll, I'll continue to, to look for it.
Maybe, maybe next episode we candiscuss.
It's me. Yeah, yes.
Three NFL officials were fired by the league following the 2024
season. Damn.
Where was this at? In the NFL.

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I'm reading it on AI Overview onGoogle right now.
Interesting. I don't remember, and that's all
cited accountability and performance as the reasons for
the firings. Well, yes, you ain't a cheater.
You ain't gonna do your job. You ain't.
Gonna get that. Yeah, get that?

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How am I cheater? I'm not the Chiefs.
Yeah, dude. No, you're cheating, dude.
Well, somehow you have a cheateron your cheater team so.
Basically, if you're playing, you're cheating.
That's how. That's what we have come to
learn. And that's actually that's
Shane's mantra to his players before each week.
If you ain't cheating, you ain'ttrying get off you.

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Ain't cheating. You ain't trying.
That sounds like a Mr. Thompson saying that.
Sounds like something he would say that.
Sounds like some Ricky Bobby shit.
All right. Well, on to Segment 6.
Piece of white trash. Am I doing how you said, Jay,

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I'm. Just doing piece of white trash.
Jason. It's time to trash.
The Commission. To change and times are strange.

(01:24:06):
Here I come, but I ain't the same.
Mama, I'm coming home. Time's come by.
Seems to me you could have been a better friend to me.
Mama, I'm coming home. You took me in and you drove.

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Say OK, you help me hit the size.
You lost and found and turned around by the fire in your eyes.
You made me cry. You told me lies.
But I can't stand to say goodbye.
Mama, I'm coming home. I could, right?

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I could be wrong. It hurts so bad.
It's been so long. My mom coming home.
Selfish love. Yeah.
We're both alone. The right before the fall.
Yeah. But I'm going to take this

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hardest stone. I just got to have it long.
I've seen you face it. Hungry
time. I don't care about the sunshine

(01:25:45):
yet, 'cause Mama. Prom League Podcast We wrap it

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up right? Prom picks drafted as history
and sight shamed on the mic withJason in the pics.
Tim and Justin the owners with the pics.
Final huddle. The season set for the verse.
B&G's finest year we drafting atFirst Sword.
Played. You know, we coming back.
This prom league where the real ball is that chief Mitch Steady

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holding down the zone, assistingwith the strategy.
Knowledge. Footy Blown.

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Music.