Episode 3.04

The guys go live as the 2025 NFL Season kicks off with the Eagles hosting the Cowboys. The Commish is MIA!!!! The league chimes in with details on where the commish could be. BREAKING NEWS!!! and much much more on this HIGHLY anticipated episode!

Episode Transcript

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Guys, guys, guys, I just got back from my Arctic adventure
with John Stamos and look what Ifound.
On tonight's opening skit, the part of Shane McClain will be
voiced by Morgan Freeman. Buried deep in the ice, a
perfectly preserved weed plant from the Jurassic era.
No way. You're telling me Caveman Push
survived the Ice Age? Don't believe it?

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Not just survived, thrived. I melted some of the ice so I
could break off a nug. I rolled up a fat 1 before I
came over. I call it Tyrannosaurus Rex, ha
ha ha. That thing looks like it could
take down Lilfoot's Mama. Well, only one way to find out.

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Like that shit up, brah. Wow, those dinosaurs had no
chill. I'm high as shit cough cough

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wow. Guys, why is there a stegosaurus
shrinking out of my Snapple? Forget the steaky what the hell
is that over there? Holy swift, it's future
artifacts. It looks like it's the season 3
box set of the Prime League Podcast, guys.

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Look at this article, it says season 3 of the Prime League
podcast is the most streamed podcast ever.
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laughing. And look, it says Episode 3.04
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it. Yeah. 740 Prime League forecast.

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Clutch kicker the defensive grind sets the QB forces
turnovers like this ball mine. Who go win it all?
I'm not quite sure don't know isit in your girls guts the team
succeedo team donkey puncher humps a Snoop Balone and we have
grateful Zed squaring off and let it rain.

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Improved versus smaller basket who go feel the pain Spider man
versus Waldo rockets who go do they thing in that prime time
showdown that completes this race fantasy football team first
team team face prime time I smoke a joint tonight I.

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Smoke a. Joint tonight me and all these
dinosaurs. Are blazing blunts tonight me?
Blazing blunts tonight. Me.
Blazing blunts tonight. Me and all these dinosaurs is on
a hunt tonight. I only spent this one time.
To let me take it. All right guys, it is season 3
episode 4, the first week of real football here on season 3

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of the prime league podcast. I'm one of your Co hosts, Justin
Humphreys, owner of the formerlyDelaware donker punch donkey
punchers. We're now the Carnegie cookie
monsters. I'm also joined by my Co hosts,
producer of the Prime League Podcast, owner of the fantasy
football team, Timo Halleck. Hey guys, thank you for thank

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you for joining us and great to be back for Week 1.
Absolutely. Also joining us today, the Co
Commission self owner of the member berries or the forgotten
fruit, Jason Ryan. Oh hey, baby.
Last but definitely not least, you hear him at the top of every

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episode. He's the voice of the Prime
League Podcast and Fogger Leaguemember JB Justin Biggs.
What's up? Gang.
From league season 3 man. We're back Week 1.
All right, glad you guys could join us.
It is Week 1. Football is back in action.

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Tonight we got the Dallas Cowboys taking on the
Philadelphia Eagles is currentlythird quarter. 5 minutes to go
right now. Looks like the Cowboys are in
the red zone. Maybe that's the last update I
got. It might have changed, but 2024
Eagles are up for on the Cowboysright now.

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Guys, it feels good to be back. We've got real football once
again, not just that pre season watered down bullshit.
How's it feel? Feels real good.
Feels real good coming off of a nice opening weekend in college
football where the Buckeyes silence saw the doubters and and
put it to Texas for the second time this year.

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So you know, oh man, someone tight end is dead for Dallas.
He's he's pretty dead. Oh God, is it Fergie?
I think so. That was, that was.
That was. Well, great.

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Great. Thanks for bringing that up,
Jason. It was incredible to watch some
prime Ohio State football against Texas Lot on the line in
that game for both of those. Both of those young quarterbacks
had a lot of pressure involved on the line.
One of them showed up and one ofthem shit their pants and it was
a it was a pleasure to watch, you know, saying it, I felt like

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they were running it up the gut a lot.
It looked like Indian Creek offense there.
They were being pretty conservative playing it pretty
safe. They let sayin go downfield a
couple times. He made good decisions both
times, but you saw the difference between him and
Archie Manning. Archie felt like got a little
bit desperate a couple times through a pick, had a couple
other close calls. So that was a fun, fun game to

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watch. I.
Didn't get to watch much of it unfortunately.
I was pretty busy Saturday, but hopefully in the future get to
catch more, more Buckeye games. But it's good to see.
It's good. It's good to knock off the
number one team in Week 1. Yeah, that's a how did they, how

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did they end up with the number one ranking?
I mean, I understand the successthey had last year, but their
whole team because. Of the quarterback's last name,
yeah. Yeah, you're probably right.
You're probably right. Well, Week 1 of football is back
in action. I have Dak Prescott.
He's not doing too well right now.

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I actually forgot to change my lineup.
Super rookie mistake. And yeah, I meant I was going to
start to and forgot to check in in time.
He was way busy today, so hopefully Dak can pull something
out of this game. Looks like he maybe just lost a
fumble or something. Oh no.
Well, what we're what we're usedto is our Steve.

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Miles. Sanders fumble.
What we're used to is our esteemed commish being on top of
it, sending us a message that Thursday morning to make sure
that we have our lineup set. But unfortunately, we haven't
been able to find the commish. And I, I don't know if anyone
listening right now has any ideawhere he could be, but we

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haven't talked to him. If you have any ideas and you
want to chime in and let us know, just give us a call here
on the Prime League Podcast. We'd love to hear.
We need to know we we got to find them.
We need an answer. Yeah.
It's it's like, remember that game Carmen San Diego?
Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?
It's kind of like that, but. But we don't care quite as much

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about the Commission as we did about Carmen San Diego,
unfortunately. Do we have a missing?
Do we have a missing McClain? We do we have a missing McClain,
Not not John McClain, Shane McClain, unfortunately.
There's there's a lot of rumors out there about what's going on.
Yeah, but we don't know. Well, a lot of times rumors have

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have more truth than the truth. So also on the show tonight we
have a big we have some big news.
If you guys have been looking atthe the group text lately, Beth
Moen's pioneer ground breaking, one of the prominent and first
female NFL broadcast analyst play by play collegiate athlete

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multi award-winning is joining the prime League podcast tonight
in our second segment. She's going to join us for a
couple quick minutes just to talk about talk about the NFL
season. We're going to get some expert
analysis from her. So without further ado, you guys
want to roll on in to it. Tim, you want to tell him, tell

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him a little bit about the the the website.
Yeah, check us out at primeleaguenetworks.com.
A lot of lot of information about the league posted on the
website. You can see some cool pictures
of us as different fictional characters throughout the movie
universe. Also, what was the what's the

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recent one we've been working on, Jason?
The league throughout history. Throughout history, so this
one's a work in progress. Not everyone's uploaded, but
everyone in the league will eventually be taking part in a
huge historical world event at some point.
I will look at that. We're all looking forward to

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that, Jason. We also have a couple really
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time to buy, sell, build or invest.
All right, guys. All right guys.
Well, we are actually concerned about where the Commission is.
We're we haven't heard from him in some time and well, that's a
good thing and it's a bad thing.But we did reach out to some of

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the league members and they sentus in their information as to
where they last saw the Commission or where they think
the Commission could be in this segment.
Where in the world is the Commission?

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Rumors are swirling that he is selling the league and he's
meeting with the potential buyer, LeBron James.
The Commish responded naked outside Zack's mom's house.
Commish said before entering. Revenge is a dish best served.
Coal. I heard the Commission owed

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Wayne money for his hair transplant.
The Commish is accepting a job in a new league as their CCO,
their chief Commish officer. I heard the Commission scared of
my big Jersey black Dick. Commish sent me a Calfit trophy

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as the reigning champ I. Demand my respect.
The Commish is meeting with Putin and Zelensky.
The Commish has been laundering the entry fees in order to pay
for prostate. Milk.

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All right, that's it. That's it, That's it.
Dude, that music still strikes fear into me at 36 years old.
So if you or anyone you know hasany information on the
whereabouts of Shane, the Commission, McClain, please
reach out to the Prime League Podcast and you can also e-mail

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US Prime League Networks at gmail.com.
Commish at prime lead networks. Dot com, Yes, sorry, Commish.
Yeah, without further ado, is ittime for the?
And the great words. Of Terrell Owens when he was
talking about Tony Romo. I just have to say that's my
commissioner, man. We need him back.

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I'm in. I think things are going fine
without him, but whatever. Weekly Review.
OK, before we get into the weekly review, Jason, we forgot
to, or at least I forgot to kindof explain how we're going to do
this from now on. When we open up the week in

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review, we are going to open it up with a fake news headline.
Every week it's going to be a different news headline read by
a different member of the league.
And we're going to go around thethe panel here and see if anyone
can try to figure out who the voice is.
Now, I will say before we start that I lost we we were receiving
a free subscription of that AI voice generator, the voice

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changer rather for work. And we don't have that anymore.
So I couldn't change the voice. I just changed the tone.
So without further ado, here is the first Week 1 2025 fake news
headline. Remy's mom left satisfied with

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her court tape, sources say the jury was hung.
Play it again. Play it one more time.
Remy's mom left satisfied with her court tape, Sources say the
jury was hung. I'm I'm going to go Jeff.

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Yeah, it's either Jeff or Jimmy.I'm going, Jeff.
I forgot to have it queued up, so give me one second.
Let me see if I got it right here, Remy.
'S. Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep.
All right. You ready?
It's definitely Jeff. Remy's mom left satisfied with
her court tape, sources say the jury was hung.

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All right. Good job, Jay.
You want to take it up. All right, yeah, so as we're
getting into the regular season,exiting the preseason, obviously
a not a lot is not happening yetwithin the league.
First games are underway now, sono trades or waivers over the
last few weeks, but we do have some free agency happening.

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Snook dropped Arande Gadsen for Terrell Owens, Junior McPhee
face added Damien Pierce, Tim's Mystery Machine added Romeo
Dobbs, The missing Commish somehow dropped Jalen Wright and
added Malik Washington. When and how did he do that?
Still don't know. Snook added Marquez Valdez

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scansling the current champ and soon to be former champ, added
Emmanuel Wilson and Timeless of Joe Flacco and the Dark side.
Diddlers dropped the retiring Amari Cooper in some NFL news,
as mentioned, Maura Cooper retired the Browns unsigned
rookie. Quinch on Judkins is looking at

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a suspension. Travis Kelsey has been given the
death sentence. And the biggest news, Jerry
Jones has sent Michael Parsons out to get some cheese this
year. Shaping up, guys.
That was a good one too. That was a good one.
I feel like a dumb ass because Icommitted the biggest rookie

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mistake of all and didn't swap out my quarterbacks at the time.
So already off to a really bad start.
So that's how I'm I'm feeling about stuff.
Yeah, I don't know either and it's early, it's week 1.
I get, I think Shane or somebody, maybe it was humps

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said it last year that the majority of the news of the NFL
that they get is from the Prime League Podcast.
And I feel that way especially in the the early weeks of the
season. So I'm learning as well as you
are learning. I I was feeling confident up
until about two to three hours ago and Christian McCaffrey

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injury news broke again. Tim, I'm feeling your pain, dude
already. Here we go.
Right before the opening game, Christian McCaffrey, his little
calf hurts. They knew.
Hey, that was hey, that was McClain.
That was McClain in the league last year.
Week one against me and sleeper Christian McCaffrey didn't play.
I ended up just etching week 1 victory and it was mainly

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because of McCaffrey not playing.
Also, as you said, it was we arethe we are the bringers of
knowledge Jay and and gang. Side note with some of Vinnie's
players with the guy he dropped and the guy picked up.
Those are both sons of former NFL players.
Arande Gadsden actually played with Dan Marino in the Miami

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Dolphins in the late 90s Arande Gadsden, his sons in the league
now he got Terrell Owens junior,who we already know who you know
his pops was. So just something else you can
find from probably podcast man. We could take it all the way
back to the 80s and 90s for our viewer.
That's a good, that's a good tidbit there, Biggs.
That's a good deep cut. I love that.

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And also Speaking of Vinnie's team, him and I battled back and
forth for the first place in theLizzie division basically all
most of the season, especially there towards the end.
I think he even, I think I went on in the he did, but I think he
he took the Lizzie Division technically last year record

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wise. So this is a big game for me and
it sucks that it's starting off on a bad foot.
But yeah, interesting pickups there and and I and I did not
even think about that big. So that's a great point.
I didn't realize that Tyrell Owenson was literally in the
league. I thought, Jay, I thought you
were being a smart ass. No, no.
What? His name is Tirico and.

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It's not actually, Joe. And Junior, but he is playing
for San Francisco, which is quite interesting.
Yeah. Just like Jerry Rice's son, last
year's in in LA's with the Chargers, last I knew.
But Brendan Rice had got draftedlast year, I think late.
That's Jerry Rice's son. I know Michael Urban's son had

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it shot a few years ago. It didn't end up working out.
But I mean, a lot of these guys,when they've got sons that are
that are up and coming, man, it's going to be kind of
exciting to see which ones are going to pan out potentially be
better than their pops and whichguys may not live up to
expectations on. Emmett Smith's son is a good
example. As of late, I thought I thought
highly of EJ Smith and he was going to do big things and he

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just never ended up finding his way in college and you know.
We'll never end up seeing him inthe league, but I remember down
there at, I think it was DeSoto in Texas, man.
He was a boss out there, man. Frank Gore junior too his he's
in the league. But The thing is, is Frank Gore
senior just retired like 3 yearsago it seems like and his son's

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already in the league now. His son's not not very good, but
still. Not the speak director, Tim.
That's a good point. Frank Gore's probably one of the
longest playing running backs, up there with Emmett.
Dude, I don't think Fred Gore gets the true credit for his
durability, man. He was one of those durable
running backs the NFL. Speaking of sons in the league,

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Shiloh Sanders is is looking to he.
He actually is breaking records already.
He was. He's the 1st NFL player to lose
more money than he gained in hisNFL career thus far.
Isn't that insane? True facts.
Wow. He earned like $2500 in the

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preseason and he was fined for 4000.
Dollars. Oh my God.
And then the Buccaneers cut him.Well, it's that's crazy.
But when it comes to when it comes to the sons of stars like
that, it's, it's that's it's tough, man, because you think
about the dads and a lot of those guys came from humble

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beginnings, right? Like coming from the dirt,
grinding and working hard and coming up through college and up
through the league to become household names in the NFL.
The sons of these guys are grownup in lush, lavish houses, you
know, getting getting this preferential treatment.
Most of their lives are expectedto be these huge stars and these

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great athletes. And they when they we don't,
they don't have that eye of the tiger that that hunger coming up
the the same way that grind thattheir their their dads had to
put forth to be great. So it's gotta be a tough
position. If it was me, I don't know, you
know, yeah, I don't know if I'd want all that pressure.
I'd maybe want to go into something different.
And I mean, I, I feel their pain, to be honest.

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My, my dad spent a lot of time, lot of time becoming a legend of
Mingo and I just, I, I don't feel like I'm ever going to live
up to that name. I try, I go down to the Parkview
every now and then and, and I try, but I just, it's, it's too
much. His legacy is too deep.

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Nah, dude, I think you're doing pretty good.
I think, I think you're doing pretty good down there and your
name rings out and and then go for sure.
Jason's a legend in like 3 different towns technically if
you really think about it. That is true.
That is, that's a good way to look at it, Jay, not you've
expanded beyond Mingo and and you've taken your talent with

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other, other areas of, you know,of the Midwest.
It's, it's hard. It's hard, Mingo.
You know, when they, when you grow up, they get your feet so
dirty it's hard to walk out of Mingo.
So, you know, I spent a lot of time just scrubbing my feet
trying to trying to make my way out of town and it took a lot of

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a lot of suds to to make it. Dude, that is, that is that
really is true. You know, growing up in junior
high and, and high school and whatnot, and the Mingo girls
will always have dirty flip flops no matter what.
Dude, The Dirty, dirty, dirty flip flops.
The guys the, the the Cowboys Eagles game was on a rain or was

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on a weather delay. I don't know if it was rain or
what it just said weather delay game could resume around 11:30
is what I'm seeing right now. So we might not have any live
updates unless that comes back on while we're still on the air.
So a little bit of let down there, especially for me because
DAC is my certain quarterback, right?
How to how to do you guys know and bigs.

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I mean, I'm sure you've got someanecdotes on this, but when they
come off, when, when teams come off of weather delays, you know,
are they usually slumped in their energy or what?
What are we, what are we usuallylooking at when these teams come
off weather delays? Jay, what do you think?
I mean it's tough to say you know, it depends on how long
this goes on. If they do come back at 11:30, I

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think some of the guys will still be fresh a little bit.
But if we started extending pastinto two hour territory, you
know, as, as we all play football, you, you 2 played more
in high school than I did. But you know, the longer you get
from game action, the, the more fatigue your body really starts

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to feel as the adrenaline wears off.
So, right, I think that's that'sgoing to play a factor.
Yeah, yeah, I think so too. Timmy, what do you think?
I missed it. I'm sorry.
I joined in late. I had to make myself a cup of
coffee. I'm gone and like something.
The games on a weather delay right now.
We were just discussing how thatgotcha, how that could affect

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performances when they come backon.
Oh yeah. Usually they come back and they,
they have like a substantial warm up period, especially for
the longer late rain delays, Like if it's like an hour
longer, they'll come back out, Give them a nice probably 10
minute warm up session, 1015 minutes.
And I mean, they're in there, they're in the locker room too.
They're kind of staying warm. But whenever you have an

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extended rain delay like that orweather delay, you have to be
concerned that you're overdoing it if you're going to, you know
what I mean? Like at some point you have to
can't just keep going, can't just keep sitting on the
stationary bike and just keep riding.
You're eventually going to fatigue yourself.
So. But yeah, I don't know.
We'll see. All right, well.

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Did you guys happen to catch thepress conference I did on the
Prime League Network the other day?
I did not. I I did not.
I didn't boss. I didn't.
I, I, I Tivoed it, so we're good.
So I got, I'm going to play backa portion of that real quick.
So here we go. Police say there are now 15
confirmed dead and 27 still missing.

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We don't know many details aboutwhat happened, but we do know
this Jimmy Sesito must be stopped as we continue with 24/7
coverage of the Papa New Guinea Prime League right here on the
Prime League Network. We take you out to Times House
where Wet. Boulder is on site and he has a
developing story. Wet.

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Thank you, Gary. I'm wet Boulder and I am live at
Tim's house where he is called an emergency press conference.
Rumors are swirling that this isthe announcement of a new team
name. I'm too sexy for my love, too
sexy for my love. Love well.
Gary, the wait is over. Tim is on his way down the steps

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right now. And heading right to the stage,
guys, here he is. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you
for coming on such short notice.Now the reason why I asked you
guys here is because I have an announcement to make.
As of today, the fantasy football team will be given a
new name. From now on we will be referred

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to as the Hilltop Gays. Right now all of you are saying
wow Tim what a great name, but where does the name Hilltop Gays
come from? Excellent point and great
question. Let me tell you, have you ever
seen the rolling hills of West Virginia?
It kind of reminds you of a big Viking flexing their back

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muscles. The valleys that cut through the
hills like a perfectly chiseled jawline or the morning sun
glistening off a dew covered field like a set of rock hard
sweaty ABS. These are the views from my
hilltop at Eight O 8 and they have inspired the name of my
team as we gaze over the city ofToronto and the rolling

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Appalachian hills across the river.
I have never been more proud to be a member of the gaze.
You too should take time. Stand on the hilltop at Eight O
8 and gaze out at the beautiful rolling Appalachian hills.
And as you gaze out and see the sheer beauty, the flexing
Vikings, the powerful jawline, the sweaty ABS, you too will

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wish to be a member of the Gays,The Hilltop Gays.
A name that captures not only the beauty of the land, but also
the strength, allure, and the undeniable feeling that keeps us
curious deep, deep within us. At this time, I would also like
to introduce to you my new business partner, manager and

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brand supervisor. Right now you're all saying what
you talking about, Tim, and well, what I'm talking about is
my new business partner. Allow me to introduce to you
Gary Coleman. Unfortunately, Gary cannot be
here today because he died. But rest assured, he is, was and

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always will be committed to the gays.
However, although dead, he has already assisted me in
developing a new team logo whichyou can check out right now on
the Sleeper app. This change brings in a brand
new era for all members of the gays, and not just the ones on
this podcast right now. New gays, old gays, young gays,

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clean gays, tough gays, Sissy gays, smelly gays, black gays,
Asian gays, German and Native American gays.
Because together, deep down, we are all gays.
I am proud to guide a team that represents everything I stand
for. For I am now leader of the gays.

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We meet on Tuesdays. Thank you all.
And best of luck this season. All right, so, yeah, you guys
missed the press conference, butthere it was.
The fantasy football team is no longer.
We are now the Hilltop Gays. Impressive that was what a good

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four year stretch maybe as as the the fantasy football team.
I believe so for you for some time.
Man, that means I got to buy newmerchandise, man.
Damn it. Yeah.
We got a new Yeah, I know we're going.
To have to man intro. Song and everything too.
This. Was this was all a ploy for 10
to get us to rebuy everything? Hell yeah, Tim.

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All right, Bobbin, we're ready to go.
OK here. We go.
You got an intro for me? Yeah, here we go.

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All right, guys, like I said at the top of the show, we are
being joined by a very special guest today.
This is probably the most known person that will ever be on this
podcast. So we're going to go ahead and
introduce her. Beth Moans joins the podcast
today. A little bit of background,

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Lafayette College alumni where she captained the women's
basketball team for two seasons earning 1000 career points and
still holds the school's all time assist record with 715
assists. September 2017, she made history
as the first woman to call a nationally televised NFL game,
doing so for ESP NS Monday NightFootball, and similarly, she

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broke ground with CBS on an NFL broadcast that same season.
In 2021, became the first woman to call an NBA regular season
game on network television for ESPN. 2009 Greater suit Syracuse
Sports Hall of Fame award winner, 2015 Marty Glickman
Awards from Syracuse University,the Melinda Fischer

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Distinguished Service Award by the NFCA.
Beth Mullins everybody thanks Tim.
We have Beth on the line. Beth is here.
Hi, Beth. Beth.
Hey, guys. Thanks for having me.
Excited to be here. Awesome.
Thanks for joining us, Beth. First question, we're going to
get right into it. We know your time is valuable.

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What is it like being a pioneer of female journal journalism in
pro sports? OK.
Well, yeah, that's perfect. Thanks for sharing that insight.

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Second question, what were the nerves like prior to calling
your first NFL game? All right, moving on.

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Yeah, I can understand where you're coming from with that
one. So Jason actually had a couple.
I actually asked the guys to puta couple questions together.
One of them was who is your withyour deep, deep, deep knowledge
of the of the NFL game? Who is your Super Bowl matchup
this year? Sounded to me like she said the

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Denver Broncos broke. It did sound like she said the
Denver Broncos, and that's a good pick.
I mean, they did a lot for him. That would have been my pick.
They've got a long slippery Rd. but don't get there.
And Beth, we know your time is valuable, so we want to get you

(34:25):
out of here. But we did have another question
from one of the panel. What do you think about Aaron
Rodgers and the Steelers this year?

(35:00):
You know what I I was, I was pretty excited about Aaron
Rodgers too, but you really tookit to a new height there.
Let's let's hope he does that well, yeah.
I mean, sometimes I hope I do that well.
All right, Beth, we listen. We really appreciate you coming

(35:23):
on the podcast. We hope to have you back.
It's been a blast. You know, we know your time is
valuable, so we're going to get you out of here.
But thank you so much for joining the podcast and.
Please thank you for your time. Thank you for your time.
I had a blast, thanks for havingme.
Humps told me Matt wouldn't be here.
That's the only way I would agree to come on.
And Shane is still a bitch. Beam Owens out All right, guys,

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that's you heard it. You heard it here.
Beth Mullins everybody join finally pop friendly podcast
guys, what a great guest. I mean really real, a lot of
depth. We're gonna be, we're gonna be
recognized for, for this episode, that's for sure.
Although I will say a a sloppy interview, a great performance

(36:14):
nonetheless. Great.
Yeah, yeah, Question, Question 3was question 3 was a wild trip,
Yeah. Hey I'm just telling you guys I
can't get over how great with balls she is man.
That assist record bro. It's still the back of my mind,
man. Yeah, she busted a lot of
records in her time records and handled a lot of balls for sure.

(36:40):
Well guys, we're going to head into season or segment 3 here.
I need to feel your hands here today from start to finish.
Come on, let's go. Let's.
Let's get this train rolling. Let's go.
Hey, it's time to go right now. Master or disaster?

(37:04):
All right, master or disaster, the segment of the show where we
pick who we think is going to have a masterful performance of
the week or or and a player who we think is going to have a
disaster fool performance of theweek.
Humpy, why don't you kick us off?
All right, well, for my master in disaster, wait, real quick, I

(37:28):
just want to recap who won Master disaster last year?
Probably you. OK, there we go.
I just want to make sure I had that right.
Master I actually took an interesting turn for for week 1
of of season 3 of the podcast, Season 11 of the of the fantasy

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league. Tim's old method of quarterback
tight end as master and disaster.
I flipped it this week and I'm actually taking a tight end as
my master and a quarterback of my disaster.
Kind of a reverse of what the winning recipe usually is, but I
feel pretty confident. I'm taking Mark Andrews, tight
end, Baltimore, who's also on myteam.

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With Isaiah Likely foot injury. He isn't expected to play this
week and this game should be a shootout, which gives Andrews
top five upside in most leagues.Last year Likely missed Week 10
against the Bengals and Andrews had 6 catches for 68 yards and a
touchdown on 7 targets in that game.

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Real hopeful that Lamar Jackson will lean on him again and he's
always a threat to score. Which is why Mark Andrews is my
master for Week 1. Week 1 tight end, Baltimore for
my disaster for Week 1, I'm taking our old friend Justin
Fields, quarterback New York Jets, Tomlin, he they're going

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up against the Steelers. I don't like the match up for
Fields. Tomlin's great at limiting
rushing yards for opposing quarterbacks, and Pittsburgh
finished number 4IN fewest rush yards to the opposition in 2024.
We know that Fields has legs. He can.
He can get out there. He's dynamic, but Pittsburgh
does a good job at limiting that.
He also gets off to a slow start, though, and most of his

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starts each year, and has scored17.6 fantasy points or less in
three consecutive season openers.
Which is why he's my disaster for Week 1.
I like the picks, I like the stats.
It's a it's a bold move going against the the winning strategy
last year, flip flopping them. Yeah.

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So at some point, again, we don't know how or when, but
Shane did sign in and and give us his master in disasters.
It's a strange list. His masters.
He picked Tim Tebow, which is aninteresting choice and disaster.

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He picked Jalen Hurts, who honestly already has two rushing
touchdowns on the night and the game's not over.
So doesn't look to be a great start for for Shane.
I would imagine he's gonna startthis season with -6 points.
It's too bad, Shane. But for my master, unfortunately
for me, I'm going with Squish Barkley here.

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He's going to pick up right where he left off.
He had 233 rushing yards againstDallas last year and now Dallas
is missing a very big piece of their defense.
I expect by the time that I'm reading this, I will be crying
because of what he's doing to not just Dallas, but my fantasy
team and checking in. He does already have 15 points
with 1/4 and 1/2 to go. My disaster I actually have two

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disasters right now. One is my butt and my pants.
My butt is awfully sweaty right now and I don't know why.
Disaster number 2 is James Cook.Going up against the Baltimore
defense in week 1 is no easy feat.
In their game last year he only scored 5.8 fantasy points.
I don't see much change in here as the Buffalo offense still

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goes through Josh Allen and the Baltimore defense is still the
same defense as last year. Excuse me?
OK, my master this week I'm going to go with the same
formula I went with last year. So my master is going to be
quarterback Joe Burrow. Cincinnati at Cleveland.
Sure, they're at Cleveland. That offensive line is trash,

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the defense's ass. And sure, Joe Burrow's hands
smell like the defense. But nonetheless, I think Joe
Burrow has a lot to prove this year.
His wide receivers are hungry, they're getting paid, and I
think Joe Burrow's going to get laid.
So Joe Burrow is going to be my Week 1 master at Cleveland and
he's going to bring down the house.
My Week 1 disaster is going to be Kyle Arm Pitts, tight end of

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Atlanta. There's a reason why they call
him Pitts. It's because he's smelly, and
he's going to be smelly in Week 1.
As Tampa Bay comes in, the TampaBaker Buccaneers come in hot,
ready to trot. They got great receivers in.
Kyle Pitts sucks, so I'm going to go with Kyle Pitts as my week

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1 disaster. All right, I like it.
I like the pigs. Guys come out strong for week 1
of Master and Disaster. Good luck to everybody.
Bacon take man. Take it, pack it, fire it up.

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Come along. Because the intro was wrong.
Tim is. We're on king of the Hill.
Second buddy. Why?
Why'd you let it play out? Said something like.
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. All right, here we go.
Here we go. Oh, shit.
I got to take a winner. All right.

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I didn't plan this. King of the hill.
King of the hill. King of the hill.
King of the hill. King of the hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.

(43:46):
All right, guys, it's King of the Hill.
So you guys know the drill here with King of the Hill.
We're going to pick. I don't know the exact rules,
but I know we pick teams to beatother teams, and we tally up the
scores at the end. I know we each get a Swami each
season. I know we can each pick
ourselves. How many times?
Twice, guys. Yes, we pick ourselves twice.

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We pick every other team once. The Swami counts for two points.
Swami counts for two points. Shane McClain was King of the
Hill champion last year I believe.
Is that correct? Two years in a row.
On 40. Unfortunately we're going to
have to change that. Good thing he's missing today.
Hopefully this counts as a forfeit for him in week 1.

(44:29):
Does that count as a forfeit? What are we doing here with
that? He's not.
He's not, he's not here. He didn't send his king of the
hill prior so he just gets a 0. Yeah, I don't.
I don't know. We'll have to discuss that going
forward. I guess it'll count as I don't
know. I don't know what we'll count it
as, but we will take away one ofhis own picks for himself so he

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would only be able to pick himself once.
Yeah, I like the sound of that. That's what you get for not
being here. Jason, you want to start us off
with your King of the Hill pick?Yeah, so this year I'm planted
up a little bit different. The past few years I tried to
strategize, look at everyone's teams, look at matchups, go into
detail and and have failed miserably each time.

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So this time I'm going on pure raw emotion and that led me to
pick Spider man parts over Mcpheeb face.
And because the reason I'm doingthis is because a few weeks ago
Jeff was hoping that Christian McCaffrey would stub his toe and
not be able to play week 1. And now all of a sudden today

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Christian McCaffrey is injured with a calf injury.
So because of that, I'm just putting some ill will onto your
team, Jeff, and that's why I'm picking Spider Man parts simply
just for that. No other reason but despite you.
I like it. I like the spite, I like the
trust in your gut, not overthinking it.
I love that strategy. Hopefully it pays off for you.

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Tim, what about you? What's your King of the Hill
pick? My King of the Hill pick is
going to surprise everybody. I'm going to go with the
reigning champion losing in Week1 to the number one overall pick
in Team Sistito. I'm going to go ahead and say
that I just selected it as we are about halfway through the

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first first game and Jimmy has Javonte Williams, which has has
two touchdowns already, so I gave him 16 points.
Right now it's about a neck and neck projection, so I'm going to
take my chances early with Jimmyin Week 1.
No one would have thunk it, but surely it could happen.

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Team Sustito beatings the small Lebowski's.
I love it. 2 ballsy picks right away.
I like it. I do like it going against the
grain. That's what we're all about here
on the Prime League Podcast. Ask Bethem Owens.
All right, so for my final King of the hill, for my final king
of the Hill pick, I'm going to go ahead and take the Sanford
squish our own commish, the missing swish, the the missing

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link, the Sanford squish over the rosebuds.
I'm sorry Jade, I hate to do this to you, but I also just
went off a pure unspeculatory emotion as I was just looking at
the the matchups here and your percentages looked a little off
sided. And you know, Shane coming off
last season strong. I just, I feel like he's going

(47:28):
to take it. I hope I'm wrong Jay, I hope I'm
wrong. I don't.
I hate to pick against you, but I am going to take Shane for my
King of the Hill. That I, hey, I like it.
I, I love when people pick against me because that's
usually when I win. And when people pick for me,
that's usually when I lose. So I'm all about it.
Love it. All right, guys, that's the King
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and take man. All righty ladies and gentlemen,

(48:48):
here we go once again. This is where we offer up our
degenerate gambling tips and lose our money so you don't have
to. Fresh season, fresh start.
All of us have suffered 0 losseson the NFL season as of yet, and
we're looking to change that this weekend.
Let's kick it off. All right, I'm going to go with

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Joe Flacco. I'm going to go with under 299
1/2 passing yards. That will be against the
Cleveland Browns. Way.
I'm sorry, that's going to be against the Cincinnati Bengals.
He's playing himself. Sure, the Bengals defense his

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ass, as we established earlier. And sure, Joe Flacco's hands
smell like said defense, or, I'msorry, Joe Burrow's hands smell
like said defense. But Joe Flacco's hands smell a
lot like Joe Burrow's hands, which smells like the defense,
which smells like ass. So in retrospect, Joe Flacco has

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no receivers to throw to becauseAmari Cooper demanded a trade,
then retired and David and Joku is, I mean, you can't say Joku
without saying the word joke. Even though he's playing, he's
kind of good. He's.
All right, let's. Just go ahead.

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And rollerblade. Get that out of the way early in
Week 1, all right, but I'm goingto go with Joe Flacco under 299
1/2 yards passing against the Cincinnati Bengals Week 1.
Right, Love it this week. I'm going under 46 1/2 in the
Brazil game tomorrow night with the Chiefs and Chargers.

(50:38):
We got long travel for both teams all the way down to the
South O America. Kelsey.
Kelsey, in a sick twist of fate,asked for his own death and his
wish was granted. Rice suspended for six games.
To my disappointment, Najee Harris made himself a pirate

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this offseason. So I I project low low scoring
tomorrow night in Brazil. Interesting Brazil game.
Is that the first time I've everdone that?
Second, they did it last year too.
Interesting, Why Brazil? I don't know.
What are they going to do? Like jujitsu and I don't know.

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Anyways, I like that pic and I want to talk about what we're
going to do with the commission's unrelenting pick
later. But first, I'm going to give you
the flake, Bacon Rake lock of the week.
I'm taking Indianapolis -1 to cover.
I think they're -1 1/2 right now.
I'm going to take them to cover the spread against Miami.

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This will be Daniel Jones makinghis Colts debut at quarterback
against the Miami secondary thatisn't exactly filled with
premier playmakers at corner. It's a great chance for Jones.
The Dolphins should be able to have success throwing it on the
other side, especially if Tyree kill his back and healthy look
for a high scoring game. But I think the Colts find a way
to cover. I'm going to.

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I have them beaten Miami by 4 points.
So that's going to be my flake, bacon, rake, lock of the week.
Miami to cover -1 1/2 against myor I'm sorry, Indianapolis to
cover -1 1/2 against Miami. So guys, I'm looking at the
account here. This is typically where we have

(52:31):
Mr. Clean come in and we force him to take a, a, a pic
randomly. So listen, I took a beat in in
MMA over the past six months. The accounts down to $7.65.
Let's see if we can build this back up.
What do you got? I have a theory for what we
could do this week. Even though the Commission isn't

(52:51):
here, we could do a one or two dollar parlay with all three of
our picks combined on there. I think the odds might be pretty
astronomical. We might be able to make a few
dollars if we all three hit or I'm also open to other
suggestions. What do you guys think?
Well, I like that. I do like that.

(53:13):
My only other thought was we just randomly pick a game Tim
you know we do the scroll thing and stop again and then we just
have AI. We have old chat.
She PT tells which way to go. I'm good with the either option
though. Tell you what, let's do them
both. Go ahead and fire up the Tim
thing, Jay, if you want to get on that.
In the meantime, I'm going to put our three picks in as a

(53:35):
parlay if they'll play together,and I'll tell you guys what the
odds are and what the payout is.OK.
All right. Jay, you getting DraftKings or
you want me to? I'm pulling up ChatGPT if you
wanna pull. You got it.
DraftKings. And then you scroll and I'll
tell you to stop. OK, give me one second, right

(54:01):
And NFL I am in they still in the delay.
Yes, OK. All right, let me know when
you're ready. We got a game tomorrow too.
Holy shit. I'm ready.
OK, All right, I'm going and. No whammies, no whammies, no
whammy. Stop.

(54:23):
Oh man, Houston at Los Angeles Rams, the Rams are -3 over
unders 43 1/2 all. Right, Let's see, ChatGPT is
thinking about it. We're thinking.

(54:45):
You're giving me way too much information.
Rams win. All things considered, there's a
solid argument. Yeah.
So we're going to go Texas plus three Texans +3.
OK. OK.

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So remember that that's the pic we're taking.
That's one of the picks. Yep.
OK, remember that I'm I'm looking at DraftKings right now
and I'm looking at Joe Flacco passing yards.
I'm only seeing positive passingyards.
How do I find under 299.5? OK, let me I didn't look at
DraftKings for for that. Let me.
So I'll find that because that'sit might be different on here.

(55:31):
So let me pull that up real quick.
Hold on. All right, And Jay, what did you
just say? Texans -1 Is that what you said?
Texans +3. Texans +3 Let me pull that up.
Houston Texans versus LA plus three.
Got that. Odds on that are -1 O 5.

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So out of the 765, what do we want to bet?
And we got to have a little bit leftover for this other bet.
I don't know, let's just do 2-2 bucks. 2 bucks.
OK, we'll keep it humble, keep it light.
That bad is it? I'm going to change mine because
the line is much different than what than I saw it a little bit

(56:12):
ago. All right, make it on.
We're making on the fly changes here.
I'm going to go ahead and plug in Indianapolis -1 1/2.
Bear with us guys as we work through this year.

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There it is. Indianapolis one is 1 1/2 is one
leg of the parlay. What else?
What was Jason's? He's going under 46 1/2 in the
Brazil game, which is Chiefs andChargers.
We plug that in under 46 1/2. Got that plugged in.

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That brings our odds to plus 278.
All right, you want the Joe Flacco 1.
Go ahead. Joe Flacco over.
I'm changing it to over 244 1/2.Oh, that's what DraftKings has
it listed at. So I'll, I'll change it to over
because that's a nine, that's not a 90, but a what, 55 yard

(57:18):
difference? Over so 240 plus or 250 plus?
I'm going to go over 240. Oh wait, no no you can.
You can. You should be able to do this if
you select the game, then go to go to passing props.
And then passing props OK and. Then pass yards over.

(57:40):
Under pass yards over. Under.
Got it. Should be over 244 1/2 right
there. Over 244 1/2, not good odds on
that -111 but the three, those 3bets together, $2.00 pays out

(58:00):
1437. Actually, the odds, actually the
odds are plus 6/18. So I like that $2.00 pays out
1437. Let's go.
It's in guys. It's in, it's in.
Lock it in. All right, we're back.

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All right, so is that the one we're locked?
What was the other one we lockedin?
Texans Plus 3 The old ChatGPT special.
Texas plus three. Got it.
They're both in guys, if you're on DraftKings, friend me and
follow the bets. No, we, we do throw up UFC bets
from time to time. Jeff's out there betting on shit

(58:43):
all the time. Jeff's got an amazing win
record. If you guys look back at his win
record on DraftKings, this guy can this guy can bet.
He's over there. He's over there watching the
group chat, whatever Tyler and the rest of the guys are
betting. He's piggyback and I bet you
$300. That's what's going on.
So he doesn't deserve the credit, but we're going to give
it to him because we're friends with him.

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Well, he definitely doesn't deserve to be on bacon take with
our record, that's for sure. Our record's pretty rough, all
right? What we got next guys?
Piece of white trash. It's time to trash the trash the
Commission segment. We haven't changed that yet.

(59:25):
It will actually in the future be called what Trash the league.
Is that what we're going to do or is this going to change week
to week? You know what, do you guys have
anything this week for trash or Oh yeah, we.
Were supposed to go around the league, weren't we?
I can hold off, I can hold off. No, I mean.
I got too queued up. At least I can let me let me

(59:47):
fire my two out. Bubbin, if you have something
you want to put out too, we can do that.
We can tandem it. OK, you go.
You go first, no tandem. OK, I'm only, I'm only going to
throw out some shade towards 2 two members of the league and
I'm only going to do 1 one joke per person.

(01:00:12):
But First off, when we're talking about throwing shade and
we bring up Wayne, I mean, is that racist?
I will say this though, thank the Commish for for finally
integrating the league. Whenever he invited Wayne to to
join us on the Papa New Guinea Prime League.
So yeah, thank you, Wayne. We are now in 2025.

(01:00:37):
Also, Zach, just wanted to say talk about our friendship and
how I invited him over for breakfast.
When he came over, I served him some sausage and throat meal.
And then when we were finished, I filled his mouth with filled
his mouth with my goat milk. Piece of white trash.
It's time to trash. The Commission.

(01:01:05):
All right, is it my turn? Yep.
All right. I'm trashing the Commission.
I'm keeping it. I'm keeping it old school.
He's going to get he's getting punished this season.
Listen, last season, I felt likehe came up short on trash and
Commission. He's getting pounded.
He's getting pounded worse than Beth Mullins.
Shane, the only commissioner whodrafts with a Mickey Mouse hat

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on and still thinks it gives them superpowers.
Shane, bald head shine in the Florida sun.
Shane doesn't need a trophy. He's got a Chrome Dome
championship. Only Shane could run a fantasy

(01:01:48):
league like it's Disney World. Fun for kids, overpriced and
always ending in tears. Florida man headlines bald
Disney adult Commission ruins fantasy league with OCD
spreadsheets Last but not least,Shane's hairline retired to

(01:02:09):
Florida long before he did. Piece of white trash.
It's time. To trash.
The Commission. 'Cause he's bald.
Hey I I did just have a listenersend in one for Shane because he

(01:02:30):
is not here today. They asked.
By the way, this is from John from up the road.
John asks what's the main difference between the
commission's boyfriend and a birthday balloon.
Birthday balloon only gets blownonce a year.
Piece of white trash. Oh man.

(01:02:57):
All right, so first up, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go after Vince
a little bit cuz his, his fantasy draft skills are as
about as sharp as a butter knifeat a steakhouse.
So you know, not great usually cuz he drafts like he's still
playing mad in 2007 reaching forthe old timers that retired when
we graduated high school. Trash skills.

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His sleeper picks are so deep that even Google doesn't know
who they are. And then, and then we got Jeff
out there in Colorado. He's a self-proclaimed
proclaimed fantasy football guruwho builds this team the same
way a Colorado hippie stacks crystals on a coffee table.
Random, shiny, and completely useless when the real world

(01:03:44):
kicks in. He also drops.
His players like he's shopping at a a Denver's farmer market.
Overpriced, organic and guaranteed to wilt by mid
season. Time to trash.
The Commission. And let's be honest, Jeff's

(01:04:06):
team's going to be burning sage just to chase away the the bad
juju of all those the value picks.
Piece of white trash. It's time to trash the.
Commission. Guys, wait, it looks like we

(01:04:28):
have more. We have more trash rolling in
from the league here live on thepodcast.
This just in Shane, you know, Shane's been working out a lot.
He gets really vascular, a lot of veins in his arms and Shane's
arms look like a road map to Pornhub premium.
But the only thing he's fucking in his is his draft.
Every year Shane strokes his dogmore than his roster.

(01:04:54):
No wonder they're both always coming up short.
Sorry, Pacho. That bald dumb so greasy it
could Lube half of Disney's teacup ride.
Shane's fantasy season gets fucked harder than Beth Mullins
at a Florida strip club. Big veiny arms, Big veiny arms,

(01:05:21):
bald head, video games all night.
Shane's basically a juiced up incell with a Magic Kingdom annual
pass. Oh.
Piece of white trash. It's time to trash.
The Commish. First off, if the commish wanted

(01:05:42):
to let everyone know that he hada small Wiener, he could have
just bought a billboard. Instead, he bought a Mazda.
Piece of white trash. It's time to trash the
Commission. Disney Pass in one hand, lotion
in the other. James bald head shining like

(01:06:02):
Epcot while his dog watches him get raw dog by the fantasy
standings. James Commish power trip is like
his sex life, strictly 1 sided. Disappointing, and it ends with
him crying into his dog's fur. Shane flexes those veiny arms

(01:06:28):
like he's auditioning for Brazzers, but the only thing
he's choking out, The only thinghe's choking out is his the
championship chances every damn year.
Vince's fantasy team. You know, his roster really
reminds me of what it would looklike if a girl was eating a

(01:06:49):
cookie out of someone's hairy, hairy ass.
Cookie the the forbidden cookie they call it.
I've seen that on top of two. That's pretty rough.

(01:07:13):
Any other any other trash we gotcoming in?
I'm going to save it. That's pretty rough piece of
white trash. It's time to trash the.
Commission. Wow, that was that was pretty
hardcore. That was a good It's a hardcore
episode. Hey, has anybody heard anything

(01:07:36):
on that delay? I heard they're supposed.
To start playing Yeah, 1130 still.
OK, OK, perfect. Yeah, Sorry.
I I lost the connection for a second.
Gentlemen, I was on my way home from work.
Man, my phone died. All good man, all good.
Great. All good.
Great first episode. Unfortunately, the Commission

(01:07:57):
couldn't be here, but we will welcome him back, I guess, if
he's ready to come back next week.
I mean, I don't know, maybe. Hopefully we get some answers.
That's that's going to be the theme of of next week's Ants
episode, Answers from the Commish.
Like a daddy who walks out and has another family, the
Commission's probably moved on to another fantasy league.

(01:08:19):
That's the audacity. You know, it's it really shows
where his priorities are. You know, we all knew that this
episode was airing. It's the first episode of Season
3. He's not here.
You are, Jason. So as far as I'm concerned, I
mean, you're the commence. For for hey #attc to TC.

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Hey guys, just just now more trash is rolled in.
Shane skipped this week's pod like he skips haircuts.
Pointless when you've got nothing up top.
Piece of white. Trash Bald bastard probably
missed because he's busy jerkingat the Disney fireworks with his
dog on his lap. Piece of white trash.
Piece of white trash. Of course Shane ghosted.

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He only shows up consistently when it's Assassin's Creed we're
stroking his veiny arms on camera.
Piece of white trash. League Commish can't even commit
to an episode but but expects usto respect his playoff rules?
Fuck out of here. Piece of white trash.
Shane's presence is, like his fantasy team, absent when it

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matters most. Piece of white trash.
Hey, we never got to read the sponsorship for Trash the
League. Jason, you want to tell us
what's going on with Greg's? Greg's eggs is awesome.
Yeah, Greg's eggs is awesome. We are venturing into uncharted
territory. We may be pushing the the

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animation to the side for a bit and moving on to music.
He has been learning both the keyboard and the guitar.
Awesome. So we're so we might have some
performance videos hitting the airwaves soon.
Sweet. Dude, that's great Jason let me
know when he starts doing the music bro.
I'll I'll really start tuning in.

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You know how I am about my musicand what's the what season is
this in? By the way, Jason of Greg's eggs
like it that since the whole channels been going Oh.
Man, probably season 3 or 4. Wow, so man, good for Jax, man.
I love to hear that man. He's been working really hard on
that Channel, man. Good for him bro.
Shout outs to Jackson. So it's going to go from Greg's

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Eggs is awesome to Greg's Eggs is rocking.
Exactly. Let's go.
Dude, he can't. He can play the the beginning
melody of Smoke on the Water pretty pretty consistently.
And pretty. Well, at this point.
Damn dude that's awesome bro. Which one is that?
Is that? Damn.
Oh, OK, that's it. Yeah, there.

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You. Go nice love.
Love it. That's awesome.
Tim, a quick update, we're goingto make this a a a weekly thing
in the episodes too. Fort Steuben Mall has it shut
down yet or no not. Yet.
Not yet. You'll have to keep us posted, I

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know it could be any day. That I I really do think 7
ranges is is saving some of thatmall, especially when I grow go
on the weekend that place is it's it is packed.
Yeah, they, yeah, I was. In town, I was in town maybe,
maybe a month or so ago, and I ended up meeting Hildy and Bryce

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out there just for a quick minute just to say what's up.
And they got a nice set up there.
But yeah, it's like. It's nice.
It's like being in one of those towns on The Walking Dead,
though. It's like you're all you're in
paradise, and then you walk out into the mall and you're in.
It's like a zombie land. Yeah, I haven't been in the
mall, in the mall in probably about a year.

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If you have a dirt bike it'll befun.
Whole bunch of jumps everywhere.Hell yeah.
There's some serious ones. If I'm a gentleman, shout outs
to my nephew also Ryland Biggs and parting 7th grade right now,
man, they're two and O right nowmy nephew's playing corner.
He's #20 man, I'm I'm going to definitely, you know, be at all

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them games and stuff. I'll keep you guys filled in on
where he's at now. He's doing at the school man.
But I got I got high hopes for aman like first game.
I wouldn't see in the first game, bro.
Like my nephew shut down the guyon the outside, bro.
That kid did not have one catch.But then my nephew, my nephew
got thrown out the game bro, because he got in the fight with
the kid. It fucking slammed him into the

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growl y'all. I was like, I got him.
I pulled him over to the side oflike, hey, I'm like this game's
90% mental bro. I was like, you're great out
there, but I was like, man, don't hurt yourself and and hurt
you know your potential by you know what I mean?
Not being in like the key is to making it from the beginning of
the game to the end of the game,playing all the snaps.

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I was like, you want to be like Travis Hunter?
I'm like, you're going to have to play all, all the snaps, man,
You know, I mean, can't be get into trouble stuff.
So we got to get him, got to getsome of that, you know,
aggression, you know, channeled properly.
But other than that, though, man, he's great, man.
He's been running around doing really good man.
And he's he handles his assignments really well.
He's not afraid to go out there make tackles and stuff.

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He don't want to play offense either, guys, You know, I was
the total opposite. I always wanted to play offense.
Like, man, he wants to play defense.
And. It takes, it takes a special
mentality to want to play defense like that.
You, you got to, you got to wantto be playing defense.
You're at a disadvantage. You're, you're relying on your

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instincts more than anything. When you're on offense, you know
the play, you know what's happening.
Defense is a different animal. I always, I, I didn't like
playing defensive line as much as I like playing offensive
line. So it does take a certain type
of mentality to play defense forsure.
And, and it sounds like it's a good time for Big Red and
Harding to have talent coming upthrough the ranks because, you

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know, as we're seeing this season in high school, Big Red's
struggling a little bit, which is a weird juxtaposition.
Not people aren't used to that. Everybody's losing their minds
over it. I was going to say, no joke,
they should probably call him upto the varsity squad because
they need help. Man, I'm telling you, hey, did
you hear this? Did you hear how long ago was

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the last time Big Red was O12 gang?
Yeah, like 1877 or something. Bro yeah, I, I I guess I I yes,
I heard it was 1975. I think it.
Was the last one. I was close.
I. Was the last one. 2 isn't that
crazy though? It is crazy, but man, you can't.
You can't do it forever, dude. There's got there comes a time

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where you're going to have a gapin talent, you're going to have
a gap in in mentality and you know it, it's every team has
those and it's bound to happen and we'll see what happens.
Man, who knows how many more years Reno has there And you
know, I'm not wishing him to leave or anything like that, but
he's he's getting up there, man.He's been there forever and

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ever. And we'll see what happens.
You know, if if people can carryon that legacy and on the flip
side of that Creek coming out looking better than they've
ever, maybe not ever, but betterthan they've looked from what
I'm hearing in a long time. So Tim, you're you, you're
probably pretty cute in on those.
Some of those high school. Not as much, not as much

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anymore. I don't.
I don't follow high school that much.
But Creek, my nephew's on the team and yeah, they look pretty
good to Two big wins on the on the road to start the season of
their home opener this weekend against Union Loco.
I believe it's on T OV-9 too. Nice.
That's awesome. Well, Tim, you have to keep us

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updated on is it Parker? Yep, on Parker's trajectory.
And Biggs, you said Ryland. Yes.
And Ryland, we'll have to, we'llhave to keep an eye on these
guys and get some stats as the season goes on.
What's what's Parker's last name?
Tim. Keith.
Keith. Yep.

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I'll, I'll definitely keep an eye man.
I'll tell you what, that quarterback out there creep
right now has been real nice too.
That Starkey man, he been playing some football.
That's he. Can do he?
Can do it with his legs and the arm.
It's Missus Starkey, the old English speech writing teacher.
That's her. Her grandson, Mr. Starkey, the
old wrestling coach, that was That's his son.

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Yeah, 'cause Trent, Trent and his family that sued my mom,
like when we bought that house. That's right.
All right, they're. Good people though, man,
They're. Sorry, God.

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Prom League Podcast. We wrap it up right.
Prom picks drafted as history insight.
Shane on the mic with Jason in the Fix.
Tim and Justin, the owners with the Fix final huddle.
The season set for the verse. B&G's finest year, we drafting
it first story plays, you know, we coming back this prom league

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where the real ball is that chief Mitch Steady holding down
the zone, assisting with the strategy knowledge fully blown.

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