Episode 3.05

THE COMMISH RETURNS!!!! Find out where he was!! The first 2025 consensus power rankings are released, find out where you sit in the rankings! Welcome to week 2!!!

Episode Transcript

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As you already know, last week the Comish was gone, Missing,
vanished. And so Tim Humps and Jay asked
me to step in to play the Comish.

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I have narrated Penguins marching across Antarctica.
I have given voice to God himself.
But nothing, nothing prepared mefor the shame of pretending to
be shame. The Commish.
Ah, praise be thee praise. He was on a mission to spread

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the word of himself to all the non believers.
The thing is, the word wasn't the only thing he spread.
The tribe crowned him as a God. They crafted commandments,
rituals. They even drank from his sacred

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cup. But the clap, You know,
gonorrhea. The clap can be devastating to
an uncontacted tribe. Girlish.
Girlish, girlish, girlish and his greatest.

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Miracle turning water into WhiteClaw.
Except he just brought the WhiteClaw with him.
Still, perception is reality. They crowned him as a God, his
legends spread and when he returned, the tribes worship
shine brighter than his sweaty, bald, sunburned head at high

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noon. Then they all died horrible
deaths from contracting, you guessed it.
Clap clap. Yeah, well, God or not, I still
beat his ass this week. Easy J Let the man have his

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mythical comeback. Yes, even gods do stumble from
time to time, and even I am still ashamed of last week.
Nonetheless, Prime League, your commish is back.
So grab your rubbers and raise your drinks my friends, for

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tonight. Tonight, the Prime League
welcomes back its shepherd, its leader.
It's slut. Tonight, we drink to the
commish. Clap, clap. 740 Prime League

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forecast. When it comes to dress
selection, the receiver who can cross the goal line got to have
that clutch kicker. The defensive grind sets.

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The QB forces turnovers like this ball mine.
Who gonna win it all? I'm not quite sure.
Don't know. Is it in your girls guts?
A-Team Succeedo team Donkey Puncher humps a snooped Balone
and we have grateful Zed squaring off and let it Rain.
And Fruit versus Small Lebowski who gonna feel the pain.

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Spider Man versus Water Rockets who gonna do their thing?
And that prime time showdown that completes this race.
Fantasy football team first teamteam face prime time.

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All right, welcome in, everyone.Thank you, Mr. Freeman.
That was a wonderful intro. I'm joined once again here in
the PLP the Primelink Podcast episode 3 O 5 by Timmy, owner of
the Hilltop Gays. You just can't wait with a great
win this week. Welcome in Tim.
Thank you, thank you. It was a great weekend for the

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gays. I'm also joined by the one and
only Co commish here, Jason Ryan, owner of the Rosebuds.
There's no there was no Co commish about this weekend.
Beat you. That's absolutely fair.
Deserved. I'm also joined once again by

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Justin Humphreys, owner of the Carnegie Cooking Monsters.
Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch.
Well, week 1 is in the books guys.
How do you all feel about it? Clap, clap.
It's. Perfect.
That was like a very psychedelicintro.

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I love it that. Was legit nice little send off
from the man. Kamish So how was your how was
your journey and how do you feelabout murdering off an entire
tribe? Well, man.
That wasn't what I set out to do, but I guess everything you
do has consequences. I'll try to be better next time.

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All right, cool, cool. The crowd loves it.
Not seriously though, Californiawas awesome.
Had a great time. Hell yeah.
What did you like most about it?Man, the weather out there
compared to here that just like same temperature wise basically
is a little bit cooler but not nearly as heavy.

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Yeah, it's just much, much more cool and crisp.
But the the land was awesome, all the hills and stuff as
opposed to down here, which is just flat for miles and miles.
It kind of reminded me in that way of home a little bit.
Did you take any trips along thethe highway?
Because I, I know specifically when we went from San Diego to

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Legoland, the drive on that stretch of Hwy. looked, I mean
dead like GTA5 and just rolling through like going out of Los
Santos or wherever we were in that.
It just like it was the exact same highway except for it was
much crazier because it was 6 lanes of chaos.
Yep, Yeah, we went through that.We could.

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We went to LA, we didn't go to San Diego, but we went to the
closer to the beach and stuff. We, the highways are crazy
there, dude. We, we went like maybe 25 miles
one day. It took us almost 2 1/2 hours to
go to that distance. God damn, just.
Basically crawling the whole time.
Dude, yeah, it's not not California, but Hawaii.

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When we got to Hawaii, I think the airport to our hotel was 7
miles and it took us like an hour and a half because there's
one highway in Hawaii, or at least on that island.
So all the traffic was like on that.
Get a goddamn life. Didn't get to go to the
Conservatory like you had, You had mentioned Jay, but I did get

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to see the Hollywood sign there.The the way up to the
Conservatory is like a six hour wait, dude.
It was like insane. I didn't able to.
Didn't you were? You able to no.
I said Legoland. Oh, OK.
It must have been somebody else.I thought it was you.
Sorry, Humpy. You're good.
Did you were you able to check out like the like real upscale
shopping area that's like in on in Hollywood or over there?

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No, we didn't mess around down there.
I did get to go see the the Chinese Theater.
Nice. In that whole strip, it's just
like right out of GTA. Yeah.
Oh yeah. That's insane.
That's where they do the movie premieres and shit, right?
That's do they have the Walk of Fame there too.
Yeah, yeah, that was cool. I I think they got, I'm pretty
sure they got Skynet protecting Beverly Beverly Hills.

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If you try to walk in there and your net worth isn't 500,000 you
just get sniped. Just dropped immediately.
Just how they that's how they keep, that's how they keep us
down. I played, I made every bad
decision this week as far as fantasy goes.

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I forgot I didn't check my lineup in time.
I was just preoccupied with other shit and I'm I wanted to
start to actually turned. I actually I think DAC put up
one or two more points than two.I did, but I left like 30 points
on my bench. It was a rough, it was a rough
week for me coaching, getting back into the sling of it.
Yeah, yeah. I made the last minute decision

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to start Patty or to start Bonexover Patty and that did not help
my situation at all. I still would have lost to to
Jason, but doesn't matter. You could.
You could have made all the choices.
All of them were led you to the same outcome.
We did have some really good matchups though this week.
We certainly did. Yeah, me and neither me or Vinny

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scored very high, but I think both of our teams
underperformed. But he he his starting lineup
was a touch better and and it sucks to lose to him first RIP
out of the gate too, because he's my division rival.
And yeah, it's a rough week, rough week to get started on.

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You lost to to Wayne or was it Vince?
Vince Wayne's team is scary goodright now, dude.
Yep, scary good. We'll get into that a little bit
later also. Yep, we certainly will.
Well, let's talk further Ado, let's get started.
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So you could always just invest.Well, it was an impressive week
1 I must say, around the Papua New Guinea Prime League.
So before we go any further, whydon't we have a look at the week

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that was? Weekly Review.
In recent news, local man Zach Herron banned from bowling alley

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owner, says his balls weren't regulation size.
Damn, that's a bit of a cliffhanger.
Are they too big or are they toosmall?
It could be both the one that one could be too big left.
To your own termination. He might have Jupiter and.

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Pluto down. Play it one more time.
Play it one more time. In recent news, local man Zach
Herron banned from bowling alleyowner, says his balls weren't
regulation size. Well, Shane.

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You're his brother. Do you know anything about
bigger, big or small? I can't, I can't speak to that.
Well, I guess we'll just ask your mom.
But anyway, into this week's games.
All. Right.

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Anyway, speaking about little balls, the first game the
Sanford squish lost to the rosebuds me 85.2 to 123.4 in the
Ray Ping award, the largest weekly ass beating.
Oh man. The Carnegie Cookie Monsters
lost to Team Snoop, 62.1 to 88.15.

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The small Lebowski, the champ isdown, fell to Team Sustito
125.35 to 127.35 the game of theWeek 2 point spread, highest
combined point total 252.7. That's a good game game.
That. Came right down to it right
towards the end it was only .2. That was crazy.

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The grateful zeds to be defeated, the dark side Diddlers
121.85 to 117.75 Spider man parts defeated Team E McPhee
face a one O 1.35 to 91.7 and finally the hilltop gaze coming
in strong with the first win against the Eskimo brothers,
which I feel like the Eskimo brothers are probably into the

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gaze as well. 125 Point O 5 to 114.
It was a great first week and I do want to take this time to
thank Mike, the leader of the Eskimo Brothers.
You see, moments before the 11thPapua New Guinea Prime League
Draft, back on Saturday, June 28th, 2025, the leader of the

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brothers and the leader of the fantasy football team, we came
together for an unexpected yet intimate moment.
Guys, let me explain. Back then, the Gays had not
revealed themselves yet, and at this point they were in the
closet if you will. And because of this, there was
no rift between the brothers andthe Gays because the brothers
had no idea the fantasy footballteam were in fact The Gays.

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Excuse me? On that faithful day though,
Mike and I shared an intimate moment, swapping 4 players for
2A move that helped me realize that I am in fact a member of
the Gays. Unfortunately, once the fantasy
football team revealed themselves as the Gays, their
relationship with the brothers turned sour.
Once Mike realized the fantasy football team is actually the

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Gays, he was sick to his stomach.
What have I done? He cried.
He began to question if this means that he is one of the Gays
himself. However, the intimate moment
helped guide the Gays to a triumphant week one win over the
Brothers. The Brothers had a late lead
over the Gays in the match up last week and someone in the

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group chat even said, Mike lookout behind you, here come
the Gays. The Brothers and the gays don't
usually get along. The Gays are tired of the
Brothers loud music and the brothers have a phobia of the
gays. Because deep down, we all
question whether or not Mike wants to be a member of the Gays
because, well, let's face it, hedoesn't look like a brother, but

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he sure does look like one of the Gays.
Sorry, sorry about that. June 28th will go down in
history. It was one of the rare times
where the Gays robbed the Brothers and not the other way
around. A day to remember, a day to
dwell on, a day to rejoice. Thank you Mike, leader of the

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Brothers, for I and the rest of the Gays are now a better people
because of your selflessness. Once I've accepted I am not only
a member of the Gays, but I'm also their fearless leader.
Hopefully one day the Brothers and the Gays can put our
differences aside, move forward hand in hand, and become gay
brothers. But seriously, the IT was a good

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first week all around. I think so.
I like how the joke is that likeyou're reading it like for its
literal meaning and not for its figurative meaning.
And I hope this, I hope that trend continues all season with
with the gays and brothers and anybody else that gets involved
with it. So stupid.

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Price All right, well, on to theweekly report.
Well, the best team this week. What?
When I decided that I was going to name my team the Gays.
I've I've driven Kayla insane. Talking a little bit non-stop
dude, just because of moments like this like you don't
understand how how much dumb shit I can do now.

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Anyways, sorry, go ahead. Fucking Chico dude you're sick.
The best team this week was TeamSastina with 127.35 points.
The worst team was the Cookie monsters with 62.1 players of
the week. Josh Allen, Derrick Henry, They
flowers, which is surprising to me, but he had 30 points almost

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and then block Bowers bench warmers of the week, Herbert
sitting on Jeff's bench with 37 points.
Travis Etienne, Quinton Johnstonand Jawan Johnson.
And then most of Fisher manager was also Jimmy Sostito. 127 out
of 136. Cookie Monsters was the least of

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Fisher manager, 62 out of a possible 97 highest points in a
loss. Small Lebowski.
That was in that great game between him and Sostito. 125.35.
We went over that lowest points in a win.
That would be Snoop with 88.15 biggest blowout.
It's going to be Jason 123.4 over myself, 85.2 narrow

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victory. That would be Sustito 127.35
over Lebowski. Remember, that's a 2 point split
there. And then the overachiever was
also Jimmy Underachiever. Once again, the Carnegie cookie
monsters. Yeah, I got drove through the
mud this week big time. What are you guys thinking
about? Jimmy's team?
Jimmy's. Jimmy's coming out of the gate
strong. Jimmy's got a strong first
lineup. For sure he does.

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He does. He doesn't.
Have the most depth yet, but he does have some young guys that I
could show out. How many points did did Marmar
put up? Did he have a whole bunch?
I think it was 38. A decent point, a decent bid,
3540 points, bam. Yeah, dude, Jimmy's holding on
to Marmar. Like, like, like a manhole

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cover. But yeah, I got drunk through
the mud. Jimmy did great.
Champion fell. Shane, were you the runner up?
Champion last. Year last year to R.E.M.
Dog and I got my ass beat in week 1 so I'm looking.
Jason coming out of the gate strong.
No no longer the forgotten berries.

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He's now the remember. He's remembering the berries
now. I.
Remember it, It's what I remember how it says 2025 champ
on that trophy. Damn, I like it.
What about Josh Allen though? Putting up a 46 burger?
Damn. Week 1.
What the hell? It was looking rough.
I, I was a little worried going into the second-half before.

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So I think I only had like a 5 point lead at that point and
Josh Allen wasn't doing much andthen all of a sudden fourth
quarter comes around and he goesoff.
Listen, dude, Jay's. They won that game.
Jay's team, with the exception of Kittle, just getting hurt.
Jay's team has nothing to triflewith, I'll tell you that right
now. I need rice.
I need rice. I needed to get to to week 7

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here. Speaking with Jay, I got 3
really decent tight ends right now.
We can maybe work something out.Dude, I have enough tight ends.
All right. He's got, he's got, he's got.
Jonnu Smith and Kate Auten in the wings.
He was like the Steelers, rolling with three tight ends in
the starting lineup. What's going on with Rushy Rice?
He under suspension. Yeah, so.
We got five more games. What did he do?

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He ran through a red light or something, or he was driving
real fast. I think he wrecked and hurt
someone real bad. Fuck, come on, man.
He's a, he's a, he's a star too.That was a trade he did with me
last year. Remember, He was on my team.
Yeah, I I knew the there was a pending suspension though I was

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so at six was a little longer than I was hoping for.
But yeah, that's what it is, dude.
I got to say, unrelated to the fantasy league, it was fun to
watch Steeler football again during the first time in a while
on on on Sunday last week. When's the last time we had a
quarterback put up 4 touchdowns in a single game?

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I think they said it was Big Ben.
Good Christ. And then not only that, I mean,
and it felt Rogers looks good there.
He looks pretty comfortable. He's got a he's got an axe to
grind. He's got a point to prove.
And he said that in the press conference afterwards.
He was like felt good to beat the people in that organization

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and saw that I couldn't play football anymore.
And but what about the defensiveback making those last two plays
of the game? What's his the guy they picked
up? I forgot his name.
Ramsey. Dude he fucking he's a dog.
Sent that sent that wide receiver into the shadow realm
to to end the game. He's tough dude.

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He's a head case. That's The thing is like if he
if he starts getting shit in hishead, he's going to start
playing stupid. Get get dump penalties.
He he's done it his entire career.
But but he is he's top tier right now.
For did he do that in Miami though?
I mean, I didn't see much of them when he played for Miami.
Yeah, a little bit. I mean, not I mean, I didn't

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watch my follow Miami like like a lot.
But yeah, I mean he's done it. It's just been his mantra.
Like he's such a physical playerthat he just he gets a little
excessive sometimes and hits guys when.
He should, you know, as long as it's not as long as it's not
like celebrations and shit talking and and fighting and
shit like that. Pittsburgh needs some of that

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ass kicked back in their, in their, I mean, they have,
they've got a solid defense, butthey need some of that some of
that scary shit in their defenseagain.
And yeah, I feel like the team, I feel like Rogers, Rogers is,
you know, Brady's out of the league.
I would say, in my opinion, he'sprobably one of the smart,

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probably one of the smarter quarterbacks out there as far as
like reading defenses and makingdecisions.
His body's probably starting to fail on him, but I like him
there. He's definitely a football.
Intelligent. I wouldn't say intelligent, but
he's. Football intelligent.
But yeah, it was fun watching that game.

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It was exciting. It was fun watching Steelers
football. I hope it's like that again this
week. Who they got?
Who do they have this week? Seattle.
It's DK, so I'm coming now, yeah.
Not, not. In Seattle, but against Seattle.
Old Seattle A. Lot they're playing at home.
Anybody know what Creek did thispast week?
They won't. They won't.
So they're what, 3? And a half and they play we're

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high this week, which they should go four and O we're high
is not very good do. You know what's you know, you
know we're living in strange times when Indian creeks going
to make the play offs and big Reds.
Not that that makes me actually really worry.
Dude. About about things.
There is a solid chance Big Red loses again this week and they
go O and three. Does the whole city burn to the

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ground or are we at worried stage yet or what's going on?
Dude, if if they go O and three when when was the last time you
could say that Big Red was winless going into week 5?
Because they're winless going into Week 4 right now.
Dude if they go O and three, they'll probably reinstate
corporal punishment at the school.
Yeah, yeah, they're both. Not the titles, Rena.

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Rena's going to dye his hair black and put on a fucking
toupee and act like it's 1984 again.
Come here, a top fan joining us on the PLP.
Yeah, he looks like he's got a dope fade going on, dude.
That's a tight fade. Say courtesy Derek Takis have

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faded, huh? He's embarrassed.
You guys embarrassed him. There you go.
I got to work on this. Well, Shane's just embarrassed.
He doesn't have to be the same hair.
The amount of hair that we did those, I think that's why he
refused to look up Jesus. Christ.
All right. Let's move on with the waiver
wire free agent acquisitions. 01second OK, this goes all of his

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hair is on his his lip right now.
I do want to say that, Jason, thank you for bringing that up.
At the beginning of the show, Shane shows your mustache.
That thing's looking fucking fierce, dude.
Say something so it'll put you on the big screen.
What? Do you mean dude?
That's a strong stash bro. I I I went to Universal as

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Mario, so I had to represent. Nice, did you guys get pictures?
Oh yeah, we got a bunch of pictures.
What was Tay dressed as? Princess Peach.
Nice, she's. Seen a little kid in line look
up at her and was like look up at me and was like 1 of you
doesn't belong. Oh my God.

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What do you mean? What do you mean 1 of you
doesn't belong? Whether it was that being.
Racist. Yeah.
She's blood goes just because he.
Was just confused. He was like, what's going on?
Wait A. Minute.
Wait a minute. What motherfucker?
Just 'cause I'm black, I can't wear a dress in a crown and.
A. Tiara.
The history books. Have to see and we were we were

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dying about it I. Feel like Gary Coleman's right
behind Tim. Like what you talking about
Shane dude? It is creepy when it comes to
you, Tim and and the rainbow, Gary Coleman is right over your
shoulder. That's rough dude.
That is rough. It is rough.
It was throwing me off earlier real bad.
All right, Free agent acquisitions, the grateful Zeds

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added. All of Midaze Zacchaeus.
Is that how you say it? Oh.
Lemonade Zac Ass. That's right.
Oh, good old Midaze Zac ass. I know that's not the way you
pronounce it. The Zeds dropped.
The Zeds added him and they dropped Raheem Eggert.
Spider man parts drop Egg alert with these names dude.

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Spider man parts dropped AnthonyRichardson.
The Hilltop Gays added Mac Jonesand dropped Will Shipley.
Teeny Mac theme face added La Quint Allen and dropped Elijah
Mitchell. And waivers and bids aisle
there. Rosebuds added Jake Tongas for

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$20. I'm in the George Kettle injury
situation. Small Lebowski added Juju Smith
Schuster for 15 with Xavier Worthy's injury and the Eskimo
brothers added Michael Mayer fora dollar.
Dropped Chris Rodriguez, then dropped Michael Mayer and added
Anthony Richardson for checks notes. 101 dollars. 101 dollars.

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What happened there? I like I'm, I'm at a loss.
Mike's usually pretty good with his moves and and I don't know,
did he mean to hit $10? Well, here's the thing.
I can understand that 100 more than half of his his, his
budget. He was a free agent pickup, it
wasn't a waiver wire claim. So he was free and he paid 101

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bucks for free. He could have just added them,
right? No, there's no way.
No, if you could have just addedhim, he would have just added
him. You can't put a waiver, you
can't put a bid on something that's just.
Yeah, because Matt had just dropped him.
Yeah, so he was on, he was on waivers to whatever day.
Yeah. But listen, he picked him up and
dropped Michael Mayer, who he had just acquired in waivers

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that same like just a little bitbefore that.
That is but him. Him picking up mayor and
dropping mayor has nothing to dowith him also picking up
Richardson. Yeah, but Richardson, he's
cleared waivers now he's a free agent.
Anyone can pick him up until I think Thursday or something like
that. Wait, are you saying he's a free
agent now? No, he was at that point I

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believe that he had cleared since he cleared the waivers and
nobody claimed him then, then hewas a free agent it.
Wouldn't be possible. No, you can't put a bid on a
player if they're a free agent. If you go try to put a bid on.
If you go try to pick up a player right now, you can just
add them if they're not, if they're not already on waivers.
OK, I trust you, but I but I like the timing of how it came
through in the in the messages timed up so that it was like

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minutes apart, like 10-15 minutes apart, something like
that, which is what was like making.
Me honest with you, I didn't even know what happened.
So this this was all new to me when I read it today.
See what you're doing, Mike, You're tearing the you're
tearing the podcast apart, dude,you need to stop it with this,
this silliness. Let.
Me see if it if it's got them time stamped or not.
It doesn't look like it. Oh, here we go, dude, dude.

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It's unnecessary stuff. Unnecessary stuff.
And we're not even segment 2 yet.
He's never going to make it through the whole show.
No matter how it happened, he's.Going to need a potion.
He he paid $101.00 for for. This man.
I don't care if it was 10 minutes apart or three days

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apart. He paid $101.00 for Anthony
Richardson. Which, yes, that's a lot.
Seems like a lot to me but you know, whatever.
Maybe he can. Maybe he gets his shit together
and comes out and be in in is what he was supposed to be last
year. I doubt that, but whatever.
Mike also, he's been throwing a lot of crazy trades out there.
I've gotten two or three from him and the last time he sent

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one to me, he sent 1 to a bunch of other people too.
So I would imagine that was the case.
Again, he's he's acting a littleerratic here.
I got hungry for something. I got a trade offer from him
earlier today actually. Was it for a first round pick?
No, no. He knows that my quarterback
situation is thin, so he was trying to make me an offer,

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giving me one of his quarterbacks in a package deal.
I'm trying to get a trade done with with R.E.M. but he doesn't.
He hasn't answered me in 3 days.Wasn't he supposed to be on the
podcast tonight calling in? He also hasn't answered me in 3
days. Bastard.

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Yeah, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't sent any trades or
received any trades yet. I've I've whenever Jeff said he
was talking, he was thinking about burning his team down and
and restarting. I sent him like a screenshot of
a potential trade with two firstround picks in it.
But we never responded to that about as far as any type of
trade talks has gotten with me. I, I looked at Jeff's team,
there's just I, I, I, I need like, I, I, I'm going for

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running back right now. And Jeff has a lot of running
backs, but a lot of second string running backs.
Yeah, that's fair. Making them real uncomfortable.
Were there any trades, Shane? Nope, no trades.
Him. All right, so we opened up the

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segment with this and we never figured out who this was.
Let's take one more guess and one more listen.
In recent news, local man Zach Herron banned from bowling alley
owner, says his balls weren't regulation size.

(32:22):
I forgot we were supposed to guess.
Sounds like you, Tim. Yeah, and I forgot we were
supposed to guess as well. I'm going to go Justin.
Oh, spicy. So we got one for Humpy or
Biggie's Humpy Humpy. Yeah, one for Humpy.
I'm going Remy. And I'm going you, Tim.

(32:46):
All right, let's go. Here is the original clip that
was sent to me or that I recorded.
Wait, why in the plane? Damn it.
What's going on here? Hold on, hold on.

(33:11):
Let's do this. First off.
Dude, see if Gary Coleman will lend you a hand then.
Yeah, dude, right now he looks like he's looking at you with
judgment. Yeah, he does.
He's like, can you hurry the fuck up?
You got a bunch of people. Listen to this bunch.
Of dead air right now. Embarrassing.
Let's try it this way. Come on, play, damn it.

(33:35):
Play, damn it. Here it is.
In recent news, local man Zach Herron banned from bowling alley
owner, says his balls weren't regulation size.
Good one's Jay. 2 for two baby. God damn it, Jay, fucking play
on. Me.
I suck at those I. Tried to, I tried to kind of mix

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my tone up a little bit, but intended a good job masking and
I didn't think it sounded very much like me, but.
It's not the sound, it's the phrasing.
What happened? Hold on.
OC. All right.

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Oh, God, I think I know where it's coming from.
God. Tim's got kind of sound boards.
I kind of like that as a mid episode breakup, like maybe
when, you know, in between saggies we just thought a bad
idea. Yeah.

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Maybe if it's planned, not. Blair reinvigorated me.
No one was listening while they're driving because they
just reared off the off the damnRd.
I'm sorry. Oh my God, so loud.
Oh, I got so much shit in front of me right now it's not even
funny. Jeff's going to text us in the

(35:12):
morning when he's listening to like, what the hell was that?
We are in mid season form here gentlemen.
Oh, gosh. OK, all right, let's do this.
Let's try this one. How's this sound?

(35:37):
All right, all right. Who's up?
It disappeared on me. Cheer.
Me. OK.
Why did it move? I don't know, that's that's what
threw me off because I was looking to see and it just moved
on me. I don't think I did it, but
maybe I did. All right.
Have you ever wondered where thePrime League podcast has your
team ranked? Of course you have.

(35:58):
Well, here they are, the first consensus power rankings of
2025. All right, let's start from the
bottom. Make our way to the top #12
Steamy Mac theme face #11 The Carnegie Cookie monsters #10 The
Spider Man parts #9 Team snook #8 The Eskimo brothers #7 the

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Dark Side diddlers #6 the Rosebuds Driving all the way up
to the midway point this year #5The Sanford squish #4, Team
Sestito #3 the Small lebowski #2the Grateful Zeds and number one

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way atop way way atop the hilltop gaze.
Damn. Way, way up top.
Silly Nice. All right, who's who's your
biggest surprise at this? For me, I got to go with Jimmy
from 12:00 to 4:00. I'm surprised after my my outing

(37:09):
this week that I'm at 5th but. Your team's still stalling, I
think just had. The depth it did last year,
yeah, it was rough. I dropped on the bottom of the
heat, did the dead bottom. I felt like I'd finished the the
year pretty strong last year, but did come out with a dismal
performance in week 1. But I'll admit, I'll work my way

(37:30):
back up. Yeah, I don't think your team
is. I don't think it's as bad as it,
as as bad as the rankings may seem, or as bad as.
The OR as the performance the point forms this week.
Yeah, for. For me, I, I honestly, I don't
see any clear number one or any clear #12 I think it's all very
mix and match and very close. Yeah, it was hard to like you

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guys had said in the message earlier, it was hard to to put
these together. I think for me, the top 9, like
when I I said there was like a very small separation between
those and like I would say if wegave them a whoa, it just

(38:16):
disappeared. Now, if we gave them like a hard
number, like a rating like out of 100, like let's say that
number one is 100, I think that like #9 would be, you know,
within about, you know, 10 points of it, you know, real
close, at least in the rankings that I submitted.

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And then everything below that, like they're not that far
either, you know, just a couple moves here and there.
It's not I I had all my people all over the place, all over the
place. Well, it just means it's going
to be a good season this year, hopefully.
Yeah, Competitive. I need to feel your.

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Energy there from start to finish.
Come on, let's go. Let's let's get this tray
rolling. Let's go.
Hey, it's time to go. Right now, master or disaster?
All right, well after one week we are on our way to proving one

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thing. We are disasters that make pick
and master and disaster so far. Hopefully with a good commish
back in action, we'll get a little blessed with our picks
this week. After week one we got Tim
bringing up the the the top end of our rankings with one point
and we got Shane with 0, Jason with a -1 and Humpy with -4.

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Well, that's a minus. Wow.
I was like, wait a minute, no, Humpy got 4 points.
No, that's -4 wow. Rough.
Yeah. OK, Yep.
OK. I'm in the dog Shedder this
week. It's just all around.
All right, well, my master, thisweek I'm going to go with
Derrick Henry. How silly can the Browns be?

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I mean, did you see the stuff that they were saying about the
Ravens? Come on.
In my disaster, I'm going to go with Joe Flacco.
How silly can the Cleveland Browns be?
I mean, did you see that? The stuff that they were saying
about the Ravens? Come on.
Beautiful insights, I love it atthe bottom.

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They'd be fair that dump it. Dude crushed Derrick Henry last
year in the game. The Delpit, the one that the one
that the quarterback. Yeah, I saw a a video of him
earlier taking Derek Heming of his feet last year.
That doubt that happens again this year and then we'll see.
My master this week is Justin Herbert.
For some reason, my page says Sherbert, the charges are are

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ready to let it fly as shown in Week 1.
I fully expect that to carry over into this week's game.
He's going to be dropping his meat all over Las Vegas this
week. Meat dropping my disaster.
Kenneth Walker did Jack Dilly squat last week with 10 carries
against San Fran. 10 carries for20 yards.
Enough said there. Hashtag trash bag.
Pittsburgh's going to put him down.

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Egg alert. All right, so my master for the
week is going to be Justin Fields.
We all saw what Lamar Jackson did to the Buffalo defense as a
mobile running quarterback and what Justin Fields did to
Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh's vaunteddefense.

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So I expect that trend to continue in both directions.
And Justin Fields, while The Jets in another losing effort,
Justin Fields has another great day.
Disaster. Michael Pittman, he did put up a
touchdown and I think about 90 yards.
So he had a good day, good game,as did the entire Colts against
the Miami defense. But this week he's going up
against the reigning defensive player of the year and the top

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ranked Denver Broncos. So I'd look for him to take a
step back along with Daniel Jones.
I like, I like that breakdown. My master.
This week I'm taking my own Travis Etienne.
Etienne emerged as Jacksonville's workhorse in Week
1. He what do you throw up?

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18 points on my bench, which suck for me.
The Jags traded his main competition for carries, who was
Tank Bigsby, and that's opening the door for Etienne to continue
to be a a good performer in Week2.
So he's going to be my master, my disaster.
I am taking who might have takenIsaiah Pacheco, he splitting

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carries with Kareem Hunt. And if that arrangement
continues, which I don't see whyit wouldn't, he's not going to
be earning enough shriller to pay the bill, if you know what I
mean. So I think he's going to be a
big a big pile of shit this weekand he's going to be my
disaster. And the edibles are kicking in.

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If you guys can't tell, I. Love it.
My lips aren't working unless Shane's mom's over.
Jesus good God, hope your maths master put some negative points.

(43:38):
They probably will. They probably will.
Good comeback. You really stuck a tune there,
Shane. Dick Shane, at least you came
back. My dad went out for for milk and
cigarettes and never did. At least you came back then.
We appreciate. You Jesus.

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Sometimes I forget I'm the producer.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.

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King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
Brother all right, week 2K OTHI didn't start the shindig out in
any good shape. No way, no how last week, but
we're going to try and right theship.
So Tim and Jay lead right now at1 and O, humping myself, tied
for ass at O and one. What you got this week to me,

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well, I looked over everything, blah, blah, blah.
I looked over all the games, notvery thoroughly, but I was kind
of stuck on Jeff and Vince and Jeff's team kind of coming in as
the underdog. Not that I really have either
team rated very high in our league this year, but I have a

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feeling that Jeff's team, after he was talking shit on himself,
is going to come out and he's going to pull one out this week
and he's going to beat Vinny. So I'm going Jeff over Vinny.
Well, this week our tie is goingto break then because last week
I picked against Jeff and it waspersonal.
This week I'm picking against Jeff again.
But this, this one's all business.

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Unfortunately. Jeff, I just don't like your
match up and Bill Crosby only has you 1.7 points so far and
we're into the fourth quarter, so it's not looking great.
So it's a good start for me, badstart for you and Tim.
I like it good. So that means at least one of
you will be in in the the One Loss column with me and humping

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next week. I am taking myself over Wayne.
Last week I took Wayne over Zachand that was a big fat L and
this week I'm taking myself overWayne.
Hopefully that'll be. AW wow.
What did it come back with? A big ego on you, hey?
Hey, just real quick, Jeff and Vince are combined for three

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ties in the history of the PNGPL.
Oh, that's an interesting stat. How did you find that so
quickly? I have secrets here.
Oh. Yeah, that's right, it is big
and gaping. Only one more person has a tie.

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Wait, wait, I'm sorry, only two other people have a tie and we
will take a guess who they are. I was about to say they had to
tie with somebody and I know it's me. 1.
OK, well, I'll go with Shane then too, I don't think.
It's me, the other one's Jeff, Ithink.
That's how we were talking aboutJeff has two, Vince has one, and
it was Matt. Matt OK, so Shane had two ties.

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Matt has one tie. Sorry.
Well, that's awesome now that everybody's asleep.
I lost last week big time as the.
It was my running team last week.
Lots of losses left and right. Who did I take?
I took Shane over Jagan, which Jagan proved me wrong.
And I'm. I'm actually happy about it.

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Yeah. Like, I like seeing Jason start
out on a good foot. Yeah.
Me too. This this week I'm taking and I
went back and forth on this. I've changed this a couple times
as we've been sitting here. This Remy and Mike matchup has
me very intrigued this coming week and I just, I don't know,
I'm looking for Remy to come back and get back on it.

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I was taking Mike, but Remy onlylost by a couple points and was
still probably the second highest scoring team in the
league last week, so I got to take Remy over Mike.
The only, the only problem I gotwith R.E.M.'s
team is the the person who's so-called leading the team, you
know, which is the quarterback. He can't even see the steering

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wheel. So I just it's not great.
I thought you meant Remy himself.
Well, I don't really need to sayanything on that front.
I think we all know and we all think.
Well, I don't know if you guys knew this Shane did because he
bought the book, but Remy released growing a Mustache
volumes one through 3 just recently.

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Shane Shane pre-ordered it and it's coming.
It's actually working a lot. It's working well it looks like.
Did you guys read Tim's book about growing a beard?
There's a bunch of empty pages in the middle for some reason.
Oh man, listen, I go up. I go up every before we start
the podcast every time, and I comb it and I brush it and I try

(48:55):
my hardest to get that damn gap to get out of there because I
know someone's going to say something about it.
I'm just going to start putting a like a twisty tie in it or
something. You should.
It's about that length. You probably could.
You should just buy into it dude.
Wholesale. Yeah, spread it out further
actually. I heard you're out in out in

(49:16):
central PA the other day and theAmish people trying to recruit
you. I was just talking with this
dude named Ethan. He was telling me about his
books, speaking Dutch. It says humps takes over on the
screen. That's pretty bold, guys.
I don't know about all that, butyeah, we're Humphrey son is a

(49:37):
sponsor of the primary podcast and yeah, we've we're doing some
cool stuff. So check, check out the podcast,
the Amp podcast and part of that.
And if you need a buy, sell, builder, invest, let me know.
Is. Being contained.

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It's from the ball, it's. From the ball.
The ball take. It back it fire it up, come
along and take a hit from the ball.

(50:24):
Put the blood down just for a second, you know, just just in
in honor of the theme song, I'm actually going to hit my vape
right now. So anybody listening to the
podcast or some of you could host?
If you guys want to join me, I'mgoing to go ahead and get baked
before this take. Cheers.
Cheers. I will do mine after my after I
announce my pick here in a minute.
Pause for the cause. Speaking of pause for the cause,

(50:46):
did you guys see the WVDVE building?
Do you see that, Tim? It's sold.
They took the WDVE sign down. Yeah, they.
They've been out for like AI think like a couple years now.
They've been in somewhere else. I don't, I don't remember
exactly where we're at, but yeah, it finally came down.
It's going to be weird dropping up there not seeing that they
were interviewing. Some Pittsburghian dude out in

(51:08):
front of the place, he was like get hit or taking a sign down.
They're taking down a WVE sign. End of an era.
Probably getting ready to go drive across a bridge or
something like that. No, they're taking it down.
They're taking. Bryce has a very Pittsburgh
accent. It's so funny when I hear you

(51:29):
talk like that. Last week we sucked.
Actually, we didn't suck too bad.
Tim and I came through with our picks.
Jason. Jason narrowly missed his, but
that's OK. We're, you know what?
We're we're off to a positive start, I guess for the.
Yeah, we're starting off at the two and one.
So that's, you know, it's a winning record.
We'll take it. And Commission, we didn't have

(51:51):
you last week. So we what did we do instead?
Somebody took the Commission's careless crammer.
I think we all. Yeah.
Then we combine our picks somehow to make.
Oh OK, I missed that. We did do a three pick parlay,
We did combine our picks for a parlay, but I think somebody
took a a a careless cram last week.
Yeah, it was ChatGPT did it? OK, nice.

(52:16):
It was about the same result failed.
He thinks. He thinks winning in a contest
for stat pull ups, ChatGPT or Biggs.
It's not. Listen, believe it or not, I
would trust. I would trust Biggs more because
I've had too many mistakes with ChatGPT.
Yeah. I'd trust Biggs more honestly.

(52:38):
The untrustworthy JIP it. Speaking of Biggs, bad it.
Was. I'm pretty sure ChatGPT picked
Miami. I'm pretty sure that was the
bet. Well, we're not going to count
whatever ChatGPT picked so. Well, Tim, Tim, what's your prop
bet of the week? My prop bet of the week, I'm
going to go with JK McCarthy. Under 1 1/2 passing touchdowns.

(53:00):
He's going up against Atlanta. Yeah sure, Baker Mayfield had a
what, 3 touchdown passes last week, but he his yardage was
very low. JK McCarthy is going on the road
for his first Rd. game, and although he looked good at the
end of last game, I think that the road crowd's going to get to
him, so I think he's going to underperform a little bit this

(53:21):
week. Under 1 1/2 passing touchdowns.
JK McCarthy at Atlanta is going to RIP the pen.
Yes. All right, I'm going with Philly
and Casey under 47. Philly's defense is just too
good. Casey is just too sick with the
Swifties. Doesn't line up well for for

(53:43):
high scoring affairs. It's a Super Bowl match up,
right from last year, yeah. Any is there any animosity
between the the the two teams after a Super Bowl match up like
that? I don't know, man.
I don't think so with these two teams.
At least I don't. Yeah, I mean they both had one
against each other now at this point in the last few years.
So it's like probably a. Little bit of a rivalry though,

(54:07):
I would say, right? Casey probably wants to prove a
point and get that dug. Well I'm sure especially after
the ass open they received. Under 47 I like it.
Jay Flake, Blake and rake Lock of the week I'm taking.
This is probably a terrible pic so please don't pick it out
there and if you do, don't blameme, but I'm taking Detroit -5

(54:28):
1/2 to cover versus Chicago. The Bears are on the road off a
short week coming off of a loss against Detroit and wait, no,
I'm sorry, I'm reading that wrong.
The Bears are, are on. I don't know what the fuck they

(54:49):
are. Dude, I'm too high.
I'm taking Detroit -5 1/2 can't even read it.
That's how bad it is. I'm I do think Detroit's going
to win and I think they're goingto cover.
I think they're going to win by touchdown.
The synopsis. Dude, I tried to get.
It's such a tongue twister. I tried to get real in depth
with this. You gave us a nice little too

(55:10):
long. Didn't read.
You don't need this information,I'm taking this.
Get the fuck out of here, get out of my mind.
That was good shit. That game scares the hell out of
me though. I would stay away from that for
sure. Yeah, it does look a little
spooky. Especially with this is Ben

(55:31):
Johnson's return home and all that shit.
I don't know. Well, let's get into your
Careless Cram Commission. We missed you last week and
we're going to get we're going to start off with episode 2 here
with your first Careless Cram. Let's get it.
Is is Timothy back with us? I'm here.
Give me one second. We pull it up.

(55:53):
Listen, while Tim's pulling it up, we do have to discuss the,
the, the finances and the commission's, the careless cram
account. They're, they've been crammed
down to almost nonexistent levels.
So, so we're going to have to probably cram some more funds in

(56:16):
there. We got $2.65.
You know what we're going to that's going to be your, your
cap. That's.
Going to be the bet and then I'll.
I'll grab some. Funds in there for you next.
Week. Yeah, next week we'll pull some
funds. Maybe we all throw a a sewer or
a fiver in and and get it rolling again.
All right, I am ready. We're just going through this
week's games, right? And it is a game.

(56:40):
Or are you doing a prop bet fromthe game?
It doesn't matter. I'll pick whenever you pick the
game. Whenever you're ready.
Go oh. Man, what's up?
The Rams the second time becausethat's why I remember we did
that with that was one of the picks because it landed on last
week, LA and Indiana. Yeah.

(57:02):
So it's Rams at Tennessee, LA -51/2 over under 41 1/2.
Taken LA -5 1/2. -5 1/2 bubby. All right, LA -5 1/2.
That's a minus. Go ahead.

(57:23):
For the two, for the full 2265 mish we're going to, we might as
well just drain it, right? Yep.
Tell me the bet one more time, dude.
I am blitzkrieg right now. LA -5 1/2 at Tennessee, OK.
Should be. Got it.
Got it. Should be like -1 O 8 I think.
2.65 All right, the bed is in. The bed is in.

(57:50):
We're tilting the books. The line shifted.
No, I'm kidding. Kidding.
That's fine. We have you have it on here.
We wanted to talk about the fantasy betting lines.
What do those look like? I didn't.
I haven't even looked at those yet.
How them's looking? Well, let's pull it up.
Let's pull it up. By the way, Mike has Tucker

(58:15):
Craft right now and he has 24 points.
Not only is only is he on his bench, but he is in the the
fucking waste bin way at the bottom in the.
Waste bin the taxi squad. Way down there in the in the
taxi, trash the. Old waste band of the league.

(58:38):
Waste bin, that's the worst. What did the who's the teacher?
Was it Mr. Adrian that used to call it File cabinet #13 or
something? Who was that?
You guys know what I'm talking about.
Never happened. Dude, I think it was Mr. Adrian.
He used to call the trash can file cabinet #13 and he would

(59:00):
take your paper and be like, I'mgoing to file your paper and
cabinet number or my special cabinet #13 he would just throw
in the trash right in front of you.
Of course he wouldn't. Oh my God.
Tim, I can't find the lines. Maybe that's something you guys
used to be in charge of, but. Yeah, I can't see them either.

(59:24):
Mike just said sent the message.I can't believe I didn't start
Craft. I'm a moron.
Let's see, can we not see them because the games have already
started? Maybe.
Maybe that's what's going on. I mean, so roughly I'm plus ten

(59:45):
against Zach, Wayne, and Shane, your game has already begun.
But Shane, you're plus 20 ish orI'm sorry -20 ish.
Spider man parts and Carnegie cookie monsters.
Justin, you're the favorite minus 3:00-ish.

(01:00:06):
Snook and Mac Theme Face Mac Theme Face is still the
favorite. Plus, about 2:00-ish, the Small
Lebowski versus Eskimo Bros Small Lebowski's at -3 as the
favorite, and Team Sustito and Hilltop Gaze is actually about
to pick them. OK.

(01:00:28):
Team Sustito 124.85. Hilltop Gaze 124.31.
How did how did the spider man parts perform last week?
They did. They play well.
Yeah, they beat Jeff. No, Fuck I.
Don't. Like it The man parts I'd.

(01:00:49):
Probably have to bet against myself on that one.
Are we pick? But against.
Oh wait, we already did pick those.
That's right. That's right.
We didn't. We haven't mentioned the live
game that's going on right now though.
Once I did. 650 on the 4th. Yep, 650 on the 4th.
Packers up 2410. They have the ball 4th and eight

(01:01:10):
on the Washington 38 right now. I've been keeping my eye on it
here to to the left of me. It's Packers have been looking
pretty deadly all night, man. Fucking losers.
Bunch of losers. And and Michael Parsons just.
One other one other football thing I wanted to mention, I
don't know if you guys have seenthis in the headlines or not

(01:01:32):
lately, but a bunch of these washed up quarterbacks that are
like trying to train and like practice for teams and shit.
What one of them, me and Johnny Manziel saying he he's training
again and like felt that he could play again in the league.
I don't know if you should be talking about that.
I mean, we have one right here with Tim.

(01:01:57):
Wow, Tim's confident he can still compete in the league.
I think he dreams about it everyonce in a while.
And then the other one I saw wasfuck, who's the dude that took a
took a knee? Colin Kaepernick.
Colin Kaepernick was also sayingthat he was like seriously
extra, like seriously trying outfor teams and shit like that.

(01:02:19):
We've been. Trying to get back in the league
for like 10 years though. Yeah, yeah.
Neither of them are ever coming back.
Losers. That's what I figured.
That's what I figured. And Manziel just didn't he just
party his way out of the NFL, basically.
Yeah. Pretty much.
I guess he's got AI. Guess he's got a pretty decent
podcast now where they talk about it.
He talks about how dumb he was and shit.

(01:02:40):
I heard he's got too much of thegaze in his eyes too.
He needs to have more gaze in his ass.
Jesus. Man, we have, we have derailed.
100%. Piece of white trash.

(01:03:05):
It's time to trash the Commission.
Who are we trashing today? I don't know, but please not me.
I think you had enough trashing on me last week when it was
supposed to be trash the league.Yeah, you, you got trashed in
waves last week. It just never stopped.
It just kept going on and on. Me and Tay were on like an hour

(01:03:28):
and a half long drive and I was like, let's put on the podcast
and at the end she was dying. And I mean, I was dying too, but
it was just like she was like damn, they're roasting you bro.
She's. Got to bring punch into this.
I think, yeah, we did bring pouch into it.
It's tragedy. She caught a stray.

(01:03:49):
I figured this week I wanted to.I wanted to throw some trash in
a different direction towards Tim.
Oh God. The only thing Tim makes is
worse than the tracks at 106.3. The river is that unholy
concoction he eats in the middleof the night.
What is it, Tim? It's like peanut butter syrup
and what, cereal or some shit. Not cereal.

(01:04:12):
Well, it's a it's anything, actually.
That's the base. So you start anything actually,
you start, start off with a big glob of peanut butter.
I prefer chunky at the bottom ofa Dixie cup and then you can top
it with whatever. You top it with whatever,
whether it be a cereal like Golden Grams or Honey Nut

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Cheerios or Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Then you add your milk. You don't have to.
You're not limited. Whatever.
Shane, why don't you try it bro?But didn't you say you?
Got a peanut butter fan? You got a peanut butter fan?
I'm not a trash panda. Oh my God, what'd you say?

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Didn't you say you put syrup in it too?
Sometimes just depends on the cereal.
Oh God. Man, I mean, Shane, are you
really surprised? This is the man who used to have
lukewarm American cheese in his pocket for hours and just pull
it out and eat it. Piece of white trash.
It's time to trash. Tim.

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It was once said it was once said that Tim's so complicated,
fucking him probably comes with a 12 step instruction manual and
a customer service hotline. Tim Tim tips at restaurants like

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he fucks. Quick, messy and neither party
satisfied. Tim.
Tim's tips are so small or smaller than his Dick in in grey
sweatpants. They're smaller than his Dick

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print in grey sweatpants. Sorry, that one doesn't make any
sense. I don't know what that's
supposed to mean. Complicated shit.
Tim's the human version of trying to play a scratched CD.

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Tim's idea of good service is when they don't spin this food.
Too bad he still doesn't tip. I tip.
I tip, I talk shit on it all thetime, but I damn well I tip.
Timmy looks like a raccoon on meth.
If it's in the fridge after midnight, it's going in the

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bowl. That's true.
Yeah, I think that's all I got. I had no idea you were just
putting shit in the Dixie cups at 3:00 in the morning.
Dude, I'm telling you, I think about this all the time and how
fucking weird it is. And it's, it's like, that's

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crazy, but it also sounds slightly delicious at the same
time. That's what I don't like about.
It no, that's terrible. I mean, it's worth a shot.
Dude, but what? But what's funny about it to me
is that I picture the first timeTim did it and he's just he's
just real baked or or fucked up in the kitchen just looking
around. He's just got a bowl and just

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starts slapping the shit into it.
It's. Like, I don't have much flips up
in the cupboard. He's got like his poodles of
peanut butter or M&M's. No, not M and I don't do M&M's.
I'll do Reese's Pieces, but not M&M's.
Also, do your jaws got to be like cement at chewing that
chewing chunky peanut butter? Just now you just get small

(01:07:55):
little pieces of peanut butter and just adds to your butt bro.
I'm telling you dude, and. So that just those little
pockets of peanut butter just float into your mouth and the
milk and shit, you're. It doesn't.
No it doesn't. Float it holds.
Disgust. It doesn't break up like that,
it holds its form. That's that's even.
Worse. But what happens with the milk?
It's almost like turd in a bowl of pissed.
Yeah. Dude.

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You just got actually just got some peanut butter scrapings on
the bottom of your cup. Bro.
Do you ever get floaters? No, it doesn't float.
What about that? What about the the smooth, not
the chunky? No, I mean it's it all stays at
the bottom. Dude.
I'm telling you it's good. Try it, Jeff.
Sales are going through the roofafter this episode.

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If you guys, you guys have the balls out there.
Can we put a can we put a pole up on the website and I'll try
our consensus rankings up. I tried to put a link a poll
with this last episode but it wouldn't let me for some reason.
I'll try it again this one. But Jay, can we get one on the
website too? Yeah, yeah.
I'll work on that. Good in the morning.
Sweet. Yeah, and reach out to Shane's
mom because I heard she's prettygood at Lincoln polls too.

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God. It's so hard not to revert back
to just trashing the commish. Yeah, I know it's hard
sometimes. Piece of white trash.
It's time to trash. Did you guys hear, excuse me,

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that that Bubbin got fired from his job at Ian Bracy's animal
shelter for for pet for petting too many pussies?
Oh God dude. All right, I'm only going to,
like I said, I'm only, I'm only going to do a couple at a time.
But what do you call a cow with no legs?

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Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two
legs? Shane's mom.
It's time for the. Oops, sorry, you caught it all
last week. I should have sent that towards
Zach. Piece of white trash.

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Piece of shit. Mark these two off of us.
Is that it for you, Tim? That's it for me.
All right. I'm going in a bit of a
different direction as well all.Right, hold on one second.
Hold on one second. Piece of white trash.
It's time to trash the Commission.

(01:10:29):
I've decided to trash myself this week as a little bit of a a
change of pace curveball every time I look in the mirror.
I don't know if I should invite myself to fantasy football or
leave out cheese straps for the weasel that wandered in.

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The Weasel. My pork so dry should come with
a fire extinguisher instead of BBQ sauce.
Oh man. My pork's so dry it's starting
to side hustle selling sand. That's what I'm saying.
Oh my. God, too good.

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I'm the only person who know whoknows how to turn a three course
meal into the Sahara. When I smile, I don't know
whether to pet myself or call animal control because I'm a
charming little weasel of disappointment.
And I I touch base with Jackie Chan because you know, he loves

(01:11:34):
China. And he loves, you know, chiming
in on on on the trash segment. He told me I look like a weasel
that tried to smuggle itself into China but got rejected for
being too suspicious. If fantasy, if fantasy football
were an export, I'd be banned from China for producing nothing
but defective products. And he also said my pork is so

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dry, even the Great Wall couldn't keep the dust from
blowing over. Jesus piece.
Of white trash. It's time to trash.

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I do have a theory that whoever invented crunchy bean peanut
butter was just lazy. They got tired of mixing.
We can get into that if you want, but that's for another
episode. I mean.
The reasons? I like that here we get the
odds. Well, the reasons are all over
the place. Or or.

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Yes. We're.
Very obvious. He just didn't finish.
He just, he was like, fuck it, It's it's good enough.
All the kids in class turn theirtheir jars of peanut butter in.
Everyone gets As for how smooth it is.
And then here comes little Bobby.

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He's like, fuck this shit. I'm over home EC and turns in
some crunchy peanut butter. Just got tired of me.
Rollerblade. My audio went out on my laptop

(01:13:23):
and switched to my phone. Shane looks like a rugged
baseball manager right now in the dugout.
Like he's got. A big thing.
Tobacco in his mouth. That mustache.
He's about to go fight and hump.Oh, commish you.
Call that now. It was fun to get together and

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it's fun to talk fantasy football and 27 to 10, I think
is the latest check of the Cowboy or the the Packers and
the Washington Football Team commanders.
I do want to leave. Through all three of their
names. Almost right there.
Do want to leave the people witha question?

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Would you rather suck 100 Dicks different Dicks or suck one Dick
100 times? Oh, 100 for sure.
Different ones, no question. You can't just have the same
thing over and over again. That's like getting Domino's
Pizza every, every time you order pizza.

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There's nothing exciting about that.
Yeah, for 100 days straight. You're right.
You're probably right. Wait Jesus Christ, you have to
do 1A day? At least.
Well, what do you damn Shane, you want to do 100 and.
One night. I'm getting tortured.
Let's just get it over with, bro.

(01:14:55):
Listen, you. Yeah, but you can spread that
out. Yeah, that sounds like hell.
That sounds like hell. Imagine looking the.
Imagine look gazing out over the, over the, over the.
I can't handle. This I would probably, I would

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probably do it just like how I eat sandwiches and put the best
ones for last, because I always say the the the best bite for
last, right? So, you know, use that same kind
of methodology here. Short to long you'd go.
I'd probably go short to long inthat case.
I I'd probably put the medium ones at the end, you know,

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Enough pleasure but not too muchpain.
Yeah. So true.
Do you start with the girthy ones or do you end with the
girthy? Start probably start might get
locked off. I tried to end with them.
I like it. Well, thanks for joining us

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tonight, guys. It's been a wonderful time.
It's nice getting back in the booth with you 3 gentlemen.
Shane Shane looks so disappointed in us, he's not
even looking at us. Yeah, tell what he's doing.
He's watching the game or he's like, he's like riding.
He's never looked people in the eye.
I'm fine. It's been a great time.

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Quick update Green Bay, just a lot of touchdown to the
Washington Commanders 2716. I think it's pending the XP.
Who scored? Debo.
Damn it. No, it wasn't Debo.
It was McCaffrey. It was Luke McCaffrey.
Damn it. And they went for two.

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It was Luke McCaffrey on the twopoint conversion though.
Oh, is that who it was? OK.
Yeah, I need, I need Mclaurin toto score.
I just saw that. I just saw the replay of the two
point, I guess. OK.
OK. The future Did you see they
carted Austin Eckler off? I saw I didn't see him card him,
but I saw him pick him up and bring him off to sideline.
Did they card him off from there?

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Non contact, yeah, non contact injury and they carded him, so
yeah. Or Achilles or something.
Something like that, yeah, Jeff said.
Jeff said he thinks his his Achilles is RIPD.
Yeah, but he's saying on the sleeper route.
That's. Very sad.
I guess that's Bill. Good news for Bill Cosby.

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That's sad, frankly. That's probably it for that, for
that man. Yeah, well, I don't know.
Aaron Rodgers came back from it.He was older.
Wait, why is that good news for Bill Cosby?
Because he's the rookie running back for the the Commanders
Bill. Cosby.
Oh, I thought you were talking about the comedian Bill Cosby.
I'm sorry. What the What's his real name?

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It's it's What's his real first name?
Something croskey something. It's something croskey merit.
But but he wants to go by Bill, he like and it doesn't it, it
does not make sense. Does he really want to go by
Bill? Yeah, that's what he goes by.
Apparently he's gone by his whole life.
Let me find Jeff Steve I know that he plays for.
Jacory, I think Jacory Kroski merit.
Yeah, something like that. I don't know if I'm pronouncing

(01:18:12):
it properly, but. I think I did see something
about that last week now that you mentioned it.
Because they were calling him JCM, so I know it's AJ.
Yeah, but he he legit wants to be called Bill.
Jesus. What happened?
What happened? I don't know who that was on the
sideline, but they're following the head coach from Green Bay

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along the sideline and he walkedin front of somebody that had a
the I've never seen a chain thislarge.
Oh, no, I saw it earlier. It's huge.
Yeah, it's huge. That thing probably cost more
money than I've made in my entire life.
Just just his necklace. It's like the size of what's his
name that used to wear the clock?
Flava Flav. Yeah, it's like the size of
that, but it's all diamonds. Crazy oh so high I can't even

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talk. Can't do it anymore.
All right. Well, do you guys have anything
else that you would like to say that's worth anything or?
I don't really ever have anything that's worth anything
but. Good answer and good answer.
I do want to give it up. A quick update on 317 Woodlawn.
My client ended up not submitting an offer on that

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property like he said he was going to.
I was looking forward to helpinghim buy that house we used to
live in and stepping foot in there at once again again.
But yeah. That would have been crazy.
I did. I did go in there for a tour.
Shane, I don't know if I told you, but yeah, I walked through
it the other day. Oh, that was crazy, wasn't it?

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Yeah, it's the. Depths of how it goes.
Did you go through the whole house or?
Oh yeah, Went down the basement.Guess what was still there?
The bar. Oh man.
Same fucking bar was still down there.
Is it the same owner from when you guys live there?
No, it's the it's JD Holmes actually owns it now they have
it as a rental. That when we were, it was just

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a, a regular guy, like, yeah, onhis own right.
Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Prom League podcast.

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We wrap it up right. Prom picks drafted as history
and sight shamed on the mic withJason in the pits, Tim and
Justin the owners with the pits final huddle.
The season set for the first B&G's finest.
Yeah, we drafted it first. You know, we coming back this
prime league where the real ballis that chief Mitch Steady

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holding down the zone, assistingwith the strategy knowledge
fully blown. None.