Episode 3.06

The guys recap week 2, give you their Bake-N-Takes, their Masters & Disasters.... And Jay has a message for everyone in the league!

Episode Transcript

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I I gave how he felt to push a call because I was worried.
I haven't heard about the podcast in a while and I came
over to check on him. Guys, he's lost his fucking
mind. I'm talking full on rampage
mode. Get out of.
My way. Can you guys hear him in the
background? He's been freaking out like this
for the five hours I've been here, and he's been doing it for

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a lot longer. He's tearing the living room
apart. I can only imagine what his
bedroom and bathroom look like. Oh my God, game and Christmas.
He just threw a lamp at his dog.Motherfucker, guys can't pull

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out right now. It's making me so nervous.
And you, Camish, I'm sick of theCamish.
And I'm coming. I'm coming for you Camish.
You better be ready. 740 Prime League forecast when it comes to

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dress selection. Clutch kicker, the defensive
grind sets the QB forces turnovers like this ball mine.
Who go win it all? I'm not quite sure.
Don't know. Is it in your girls guts?
Your team? Succeedo Team Donkey Puncher

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humps a Snoop's balloon and we have grateful Zed squaring off
and let it rain. Got.
Improved versus small Lebowski who go feel the pain.
Spider Man versus water Rockets who go do they thing in that
prime time down that completes this race.
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Ladies and gentlemen with welcome back to another chaotic
edition of the Prime League podcast, where the takes are
hot, the beers are cold, and thetalent is optional.
First up, weighing in with the nicest mustache in the league.
The man who turns every romanticdinner into a sad pancake
breakfast. The Kamesh.

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The owner of the Sanford's quiz,Shang.
Welcome in everyone. And coming out of the Hilltop
with more beard gaps and conspiracy theories on Facebook,
he stares longly into waivers but never finds love.
Give it up for Tim, our five producer and owner of The

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Hilltop. Games.
I can't remember the last time the gays started off to an O.
Next. Up the Pride of Carnegie, where
the cookies are burnt, the milk is spoiled, and the masseuse
runs away from clients faster than from Watson and Tucker.

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It's Justin, owner of the Carnegie Cookie Monsters.
Hey, guys. And over here we got the man
behind the mic, the legend with the lungs, the only guy who
could hype up a two point fantasy performance while giving
you stats from 30 years ago, thevoice of the podcast.

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What's up gag Season 3? We're in deep now.
We're deep into season like ballsacks.
And I of course am your Co commish, part time dictator,
full time hype man, owner of themost delicate and stinky
franchise in the league. Thorn in your side, pedals in

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your face. Jason, hey, guys.
Hey, guys. Great intro.
Lots of stinkiness in the intro.I like it.
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Go with you live in color. Well, how you guys?
Doing how's the how's the how's the week end of week 3 treating
us end of Week 2? God damn it, ever since I ripped

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that bowl my voice, my throat ismessed up but so far not too hot
for me. Me and Remy are going at it and
I got HNN and Hill and they're both doing semi Subpar for me
personally semi. Subpar.
I haven't looked at my score yetbut after the last two weeks in

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our league and it's not looking too hot so.
Yeah, I haven't checked since halftime was over, but Alan and
Waddor doing decent enough for me I think.
Waddell got Teddy, didn't he? Yeah.
Right at the half. Sweet.
And of course Alan has two touchdowns already, so.
I'm hanging in that Fogger league, man.

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I'm doing well, but I'm in the ESPN league with my fam right
now, bro, I'm getting spanked bro O and 2O and two in that
league. 2 and O in the Fogger man.
I I don't understand. I tried to draft this close to
the same team as possible, but Iguess like all the guys that I
don't have though, those are like my point makers right now.

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And then I got all the dudes dropping duds on, you know, each
one of my rosters like on you know, must got some fucking bums
in their place instead of guys Igot in the Fogger league.
You know, someone has really been disappointing in fantasy
league so far this year. A.J.
Brown. Bro what the hell was that shit

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dude? Shane knows all about it.
It's. Not his fault they've thrown for
less than 300 yards as a team intwo games.
And Hawkinson, too. What the hell are they doing,
man? Get a quarterback out there with
the Vikings. You know, let's.
See what happens this weekend, of course.
Speaking of Speaking of the Fogger.
League, though, we got a a new record on our midst.

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We're joined live by Mr. 300 over here.
Justin Humphries himself. Yeah.
Was that arrested? Yeah, I don't think, I don't
think we have we it. Was one of our highest Fogger
league totals. I think maybe someone went 300
once or twice last year. But you went right off the RIP
already bro. With a 300, yeah.
It's crazy. Yeah, Puka Nakula, John Robinson

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were both 2 I think. How many keepers did we do?
Two or three keepers in that league?
3/3 So I think, I think Patty Dijon and Puka Nakua were my 3
keepers and they collectively put up like 607070 points or
some shit. Yeah dude, it was big.
That defensive player, you guys,you guys are throwing it around

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the group text. That linebacker from Baltimore
put up 60 points, bro. Bro went off.
Ballistic. Ballistic.
Yeah, 1516 tackles or something and like maybe like a fumble
recovery, interception, something like that he had. 15
tackles, 8 solo tackles, A fumble recovery, 7 assists,

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assisted tackles and two hits onthe quarterback.
That's. A little bit.
Not just glanced at that shit, but I was like, damn, that's.
Vikings. Off.
For a free second. Vikings defense put up 32 points
and Trey Hendrickson, he's my favorite player to play with on
Madden. So I that's why I drafted him in
the league and he's he threw up a game too.

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So yeah, it was I bounced back. I won them in the in that league
and then I won the in the Papa Maguena prime league as well
for, for a much needed comeback.How'd you guys figure out this
past week? I mean, I know we're going to
talk about it. Well, me, just like Remy got

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beat down. We're both now Owens too, yeah.
The the Champs are down the. Champs and the runner up both
Owen 2 starting the season champ, We saw that coming.
Champ and misses champ. You know, misses champ she go
ahead B Oh. No, my bad.

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I just wanted to ask though because I've been wondering for
a minute. Man, the two teams in the Fogger
league. There's Asgard and then there's
Juggernaut. Which one?
Who is who? Asgard is Mike and Juggernaut is
Nick, right? Yeah.
I forgot. Nixon.
I forgot, dude. I forgot.

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Speaking of which, I don't. Know if you guys were even
paying attention or if you had your volume up or anything But
during the draft when Nick picked a kicker in like 7th,
8th, 9th round, whatever it was,did anyone hear it when the the
draft was like. I forgot all about that.

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Hell yeah, dude. Periodically randomly thinking
about that since it happened andjust wasn't forget to bring it
up to you. Sleeper.
League hated it. Dude, it was so so the so the
league the app actually was talking shit on him, Yeah.
The app just. Fucking was like, like just
like. I can't remember when it said
loser or something, it was just like it blew up his pick real
hard. Does Nick listen to the Prime

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League podcast? That's what I want to know.
I don't know, Nick doesn't strike me as someone who was who
would listen to podcasts in general, but maybe he's still
got. An AMFM radio and whatever he's
he's probably. He's probably like, too long,
man. Like there's just too many
minutes for me to listen in. He's listening to Alanis
Morissette on cassette in this fucking That's the time right

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now, dude. Yeah, dude, he's still got a
cassette adapter so he can listen to CDs.
Yeah, most people are going out to get like head units for their
older cars to upgrade him. He's going out to get an older
head unit for his new car. Stupid screen.
On here what I got a touch screen this is stupid he's.
Like, yeah man, you know what? I'm smoking this menthol 100.

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I don't want to be fucking around with with the apps and
shit, man, you know, But what about, what about Joe Burrow and
he's got muff toe. I guess muff toe is what they
call it. Well.
Slum toe. Three months of turm toe dude

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done for this season, at least for our season.
Dude lucky to get Mingo toe, he'd be done for a year.
At the very least, he'd be permanently what?
Do you think, what do you think that what kind of impact you
think that's going to have on Jamar Chase's numbers?
Do you think that they're going to lean on him more because he's
reliable or do you think that? No.

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Humble is Browning. Pretty.
Decent. Decent enough.
Luckily Browning's not straight to sling it, so yeah, I think.
Jake Browning can, I mean Burrow.
Burrow is special, bro. Let's not get that.
But I think, you know, Browning is serviceable.
As Jay and Shane had said. I think Browning's serviceable
enough to even maybe rack them up some wins, you know?

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He's a. He could throw the three
touchdowns, but to. Me like that backup quarterback
too, you know? Yeah.
He could throw the three touchdowns that Burrow could
throw, but he he'll also throw like two or three picks.
Yeah, that's tough. What about it?
Did did you guys think it was a particularly high scoring week

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in the league because it looked like we had, we had, I have it
written here, we had four teams that scored 145 points or more.
Is that unusual or is that on par?
Wow, Four teams 145. No, You mean together?
You mean together? No, I mean four separate teams
scored 145 points or more in in the Papa New Guinea Prime League

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this past week. I'm thinking the NFL.
I'm. Like, wait a minute.
No, he says. No, no, sorry.
Is that a? Is that a lot though for a for a
fantasy week? Or is that for the average?

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I think it was. A good.
Lead. Yeah, I think it was a little
higher than average, yeah, for. Begin.
It's. Been a weird first two weeks in
my opinion as far as what's kindof stricken out around the
league fantasy wise. But it that's that's a fairly
for what that's nine teams. Is that is that five teams
including the four? Yes, Yes, it is.

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OK, Yeah. So five teams collectively
scored 125 points or more this past week.
And then me. And.
Shane when 4. Of those, scored 145.
OK, right. Has anybody scored over 200 in
the PNGPO yet? No.
I think so. I think.

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I think we have. I think we've cracked 200 at
some point. On, on the we would have had to
have done it on here on the Fogger or not the Fogger, but
the this app, right? Because this is when we went
over, we got rid of kickers and defenses and we added the two
extra flex positions, right? So I.
Don't think that it could have been possible.

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For right? Yeah, if.
Not We've gotten Dang close. I know that I I.
Know I I remember seeing. Like 1 eighties, 19 or
something. I thought like one 190
something. I think because I listened to
some of the old episodes back. You know, it's been a while as
of late, but like before I I used to, you know, relist the
episode several times. Since we, I'm pretty sure.

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Somebody went 19 since. We moved over to the Fogger app
or the God. It did did it again.
The what is it? The five, The sleeper, The
sleeper. What did the sleeper have?
I didn't. Realize even what he said the
sleeper after he met here. Here's the top the top five
scorers 2000. These are all from 2024.

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Mike had 170, Remy 171, I had 173, Zach had 179 and Mike had
191. All this is all from last year,
Zach's 168.8 that came, that came right behind all those at
#6 all since we moved. So this is just two years of
history that we we got right here.

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Yeah. 'Cause we just moved over here
two years ago, so our third season on Sleeper, well, so that
at least since we've been over here, we have 191 is the
closest. Yeah.
And you said that's because we added a couple flex positions?
Well, we dropped the the kicker in defense and we added.
Two flex, 2 flexes, yeah. Well, no, no, no, we added an
extra flex. Just one.
Extra flex, I'm sorry. Well, Tim's mom added a couple

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extra flex positions and she's got some top scores as well, so
that does make sense. I can attest to that.
Egg alert. My mom's eggs get it?
Yeah. Rollerblade.

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I love it all right. Sorry about that, got that out
of the way. So should we take a a look at
the week that was? Weekly Review.
Didn't get so mad at him so. And Tim forgot to get a fake

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headline produced this week, so we're going to skip that part.
Sorry, it's a new feature, I completely forgot about it.
I was looking forward to it too.I got.
Like one or two in the can too that I could have slapped
together. I just completely forgot about
it until I saw it right here. I love how you're talking about
yourself in the third person though, Tim.
Forgot Tim. Forgot.

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Why don't we have a look at thisweek's games, Sanford this last
week's game Sanford Squish fell back-to-back now to the dark
side. Diddler's 92.65 to 127.5.
The cookie monsters defeat the Spider Man Parts 120.
I'm just gonna forgo the decimals. 120 to 78.

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That was the Oatmeal Raisin cookie award.
Oatmeal Raisin cookie award about boring.
It was a pretty good game. What do you mean I get the
oatmeal cookie? Oatmeal Raisin cookie.
Award. What's wrong with oatmeal Raisin
cookies? I actually kind of like them.
They're. Just boring as shit dude, just

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like that game. Anyways, if you would continue
please, then the. Most boring cookies are sugar
cookies by far, but continue. That's definitely for sure, but
not the worst tasting. The Small Lebowski was beaten
into wishful amnesia by Eskimo Brothers 90.5 to 152 point O 5
the grateful zeds defeat the rosebuds 168 to 85 it's.

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It's the ray. Pink award.
It was an 83.8 point spread deficit and I can't stress the
word spread enough. Team.
Snook was handed an L by Timmy Mcteam, face 105 to 72.
This was the poor little puppy award.

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He's thinking about Ballin and the Hilltop Gaze bailing.
Sorry. And the Hilltop Gays defeat Team
Sustito 160 to 147. This was the game of the week
and the highest point total combined at 308.3.
Guys, let's discuss together. Man, that's a big game.

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Yeah, it is. And it and it sticks out to me
that the gays really slammed Team Sasito.
I mean, slammed the motor. They slammed each.
They, the Gays and Team Sasito slammed each other back and
forth for a while, but the Gays definitely ended up on top.
Tim. I didn't look at the game until
I don't mean yesterday sometime.Why were you speaking about you

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were like you were like Steve isprobably going to crack 200
tonight. You may just by those comments
alone. I thought he was winning.
He. Well, he was going into it.
Jake, go ahead. Speaking to that point, I put so
much stock into what Tim was saying that I also didn't check.
And when I was going to make thesong this week, I made a song
about Jimmy being 2 and O. And then I sent it to Tim and

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Tim sent it back to me. Jimmy lost this week.
Tim had me so convinced that I just made a song about Jimmy
being 2 and no. Two.
He made two songs, I. Still didn't hear.
Him either way, going into Monday night, Jimmy needed like

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I think 30 points out of Ashton Genti and Nico Collins and 1st
Dr. of the game, Houston goes down touchdown pass to Nico
Collins. That's whenever I said Jimmy's
cracking 200, like for for it tohappen first drive of the game,
him just drive right down and score.
I was like, it's happening. He's cracking 200.
We're gonna have the first one. And that was about it.

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That was really all the all thathis dudes got in.
I was nervous as heck going in the Monday night, but also I
want to know why Ashton Genti wasn't playing down the stretch
in the fourth quarter. They took him completely out of
the game. Dude.
He has, he has a terrible pass blocking, terrible platform he
had. Good.
And we. OK.
And then we. Defenseman crushes quarterback.

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OK, I was thinking they would utilize him in the passing game,
but go ahead big sorry I've. Seen on the one play he tried to
pick up rush the edge rusher dude went totally right by him
and then like he was trying to get back over to block another
man bro, he didn't even have a chance, bro, like he's got to

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get better in that aspect, as Jay said, or he might just be
like a change of pace. You know, just a a back in in
rotation, you know, running backin rotation.
But I I think he's got all the athletic ability and stuff.
It's it's still there. But I mean, the Raiders have a
terrible offensive line and he'sgot to be a part of, you know,

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helping the quarterback out too.It's a vertical league.
That's why guys like Zeke, you know, they were still giving him
a chance even after he lost them1500 yard seasons, you know,
because he can still pass protect.
But you know, when you got a guylike Ashton, Jenny, I mean, that
was the thing with Reggie Bush honestly, too.
I think that's why Reggie Bush didn't really live up to his
expectations. I mean, he was a good pass

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catcher, a solid runner, but I mean, he wasn't really a good
pass protector in the league either.
Yeah. I mean, like, it's important.
Like, you know, Jerome Bettis, Emmett Smith, Marion Barber, you
know, who's the other Ladainian Tomlinson?
You know, I mean, like, some of these guys were really
exceptional in pass protection. You know, I mean, Marshall

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Faulk, even like Marshall Faulk was solid in past protect even
though he was out running routesa lot at a time.
But any time that he ever had to, you know, when they was just
running the receivers out there,like I didn't receive fault
really let Kurt Warner get killed or nothing like that.
You know what's wrong? With you.
Speaking of Marshall fault, Ted,you might be able to attest to

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this, but I I vaguely remember like Rocco's household being big
Rams fans when we were young here.
Is that true? Correct.
Yep. Correct.
Yep, guy. Was a big Rams fan.
Yeah, because I'm, I always remember watching Marshall Faulk
over at at Rocco's house. I think that would have been
around the same time I think remember.
He was on the Mad NO3 cover 2. Old Faulk, yeah.

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Hill Touchdown Timmy Yes, yes Remy yes and.
Miami. 'S giving them a game right now,
Yeah. What the?
Hell. 2120. Tyree Hill finally has more
points than he does kids. Man 22.
Is looking like. He.
Was looking like he might be able to come back.
But Speaking of quarterbacks andand the there was a rough week

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for four quarterbacks in their injury plague this week.
And it got me thinking about last season a little bit.
And just want to take a moment to recall some of the quotes
from from last season, both in Gruitex and in in the the
podcast. Jason, you ignorant slut, why do

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you have 4 quarterbacks? My God, what a loser you are.
Jason. 4 quarterback. Quarterbacks.
Really. You're so stupid.
Who has four quarterbacks? That doesn't even make sense.
Oh look at me, my name is the Rosebuds and I have 4
quarterbacks. This.

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Is what I put up with last season.
And then here we are. Week two NFL season injuries to
Joe Burrow, JJ Mccraley, Justin Fields, Jaden Daniels, Mahomes
with the Swifties, Baker was shaken up and Josh Allen has his
had his nose beat on. And then I take a look at the at
the the sleeper league. Shane 4 quarterbacks Matt 4

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quarterbacks R.E.M. 4 quarterbacks M4 quarterbacks
Zach 5 quarterbacks Wait. Him. 5 quarterbacks.
Wait, Vince. 6 quarterbacks. Vince has 6 quarterbacks.
This is. This is my point.

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What the? Fuck and.
Here we are, not even one year later, and all of a sudden
that's a third of his. Entire team capacity.
It's the hot thing to do to haveall kinds of quarterbacks on
your league. Well, you know what?
I'll be your martyr. I will be your sacrifice.
But I do expect formal apologiesfrom anyone with four plus

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quarterbacks, if not the entire league.
Thank you for your intention on this matter.
Coco Co Commish, Jason Ryan, Tim, if you would do me the
honors. Last year, you laughed.

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You mocked. You jeered. 4.
Quarterbacks, man, that's just weird.
I carried the burden. I took the fall.
Now half the leagues got four more.
Explain that, y'all. You said I was crazy.
You said I was done. But I paved the way so you could

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hoard some. I won't so you could run.
I stashed the QB, and you made it fun.
Where's my apology? Every single one.
I'm the martyr of fantasy. Yeah, I walk.
So you could run now. Jeff's got backups.

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Wayne's got three. Shane's crying on waivers.
Leave some for me. Matt.
'S out here scrambling, begging for a train, but when I did it
first, I was the punchline you made.
You. Mocked in you roasted, but look
what you've done. You all copied greatness,

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admitted sons. I walked so you could run the QB
Prophet and the Chosen 1. So you're all welcome for
setting the trend in this leaguelast year after I got belittled,
belittled until I traded some away.
You're welcome, A. Little hilarious if you want.

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To hear the full song of that, we hope to have it on the
website pretty soon. We are working on a PLPLP as as
Tim likes to call it and hopefully available soon.
Oh. Crying bro, that was good,
right? It makes so much more sense

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because I listened to it earlier.
He sent it to me to put it in, get it ready for the podcast.
But it makes so much more sense listening to it after the
speech. Yeah, hilarious.
Like. 4 quarterbacks, 5 quarterbacks. 5 quarterbacks
Vince. 6 quarterbacks. Shades like 6 quarterbacks.
Surprise I. Think Zach had six quarterbacks

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too? That's crazy.
And then y'all played this song.I can't.
I lost my mind. That show was.
Hilarious. It's.
Unreal. QB's Bro 6 QB's.
But now that I got that off my chest, we can go into the to the
awards for for Week 2. So that team was the grateful

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Zeds at 168.8. The worst team was Team Snook at
72. All those quarterbacks didn't do
shit for you did they? Finns. 70.
Two points Quarterback of the Week Jared Goff with 47.
Running back Jonathan Taylor with 29.
Wide receiver. I'm on Saint Brown with 39,

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tight end Zach Ertz with 18, thebenchwarmers, Russell Wilson
with 48 on the bench, RamonderryStevenson with 21 on the bench,
Wando Robinson with 28 on the bench and Tucker Kraft with 24
on the bench. Dude, look at that.
Line up dude, on the bench formers take out Tucker Kraft.
Like what the hell is happening right now dude?

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But Tucker. Kraft, did you see that?
He went down today, busted his knee up real good at practice.
Yeah. Yep.
Oh T Craft, as everyone calls them.
T craft the RT craft to to. Disrupt you there.
That's just those benchmarks blew me away.
It looks like it's like 4 years ago.
The most efficient manager was grateful zeds he only left six

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points on the bench. The least efficient was me.
I left a total of like 50 pointson the bench.
That's glorious. Highest points in a loss was
Jimmy with 147. Lowest points in a win with Jeff
with 105. Biggest blowout was again, me.
Zach almost doubled me up. Narrows victory was 10 with a

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measly 13 points over Jimmy. Overachiever was Zach, he
overachieved by about 40 points.Underachiever was Vince, and he
underachieved by about 40 points.
That's 10 points. Looking at the narrowest victory

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with me and Jimmy being at 13 points, the fact that that was
the closest game kind of indicates that it was a lot of
blowouts this week. Yeah, much like my rectum.
Damn. Well.
On to the waiver review. So free agent acquisitions.

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The dark side Diddler's added Noah Fant and dropped Darren
Waller. Snook added Jake Browning, then
also added Carson Wentz. In exchange for MVS.
The Rosebuds added Don Tavion Wicks out of Green Bay, and the
squish added Phil Mafa, running back Dallas.

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Phil Mafa Phil Mafa oh Mctheen Face acquired what the notes are
telling me is their 12th Washington running back and
Jeremy Mcnichols for $11.00. They also picked up Taekwon
Thornton, wide receiver for KC for 12 bucks.
Spider man parts added. Tommy Brown.
Tommy Drown wide receiver for Jacksonville for 50.

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Big smack of roomies and finallythe Rosebuds added a Kemante
Turpin at the white opposition from Dallas for $1.00.
No trades again this week overall from the draft and now
the trademark has been pretty slow compared to last year I'd
say. Dude, nothing going on in the
trades, everyone actually just. Actually, just in honor of that
report right there, I did just send a trade and let's go around

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the table right now. If anybody you guys have any
players you'd be willing to partways with or you've been trying
to trade? I mean, pretty much I'm willing
to move anyone on my team for the right price except for Josh
Allen and Christian McCaffrey atthe moment.
What about picks? You got any?
You got any early picks next season you want to give up?

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No, I mean, I I have an extra second that I'm on the part ways
with, but just my extra second, OK.
I'm on the part ways with every every pick outside of my second,
so first, third and 4th and my first and 2027.
Why are you holding on to your second he's got?
To figure it out. Just the one I want.

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He's got to figure he knows he, he's, he's taking a value pick
with that second overall pick ofthe OR the the second round pick
rather next year For me, I'm I'm, I think I'm going to be
stagnant until the trade deadline and then go from there
unless my team takes a a huge dive here soon.
But I like what I got. Right now my only question mark

(33:13):
is the quarterback obviously. So if I do make a move, it's
probably going to be for a quarterback at that position or
at that point of the the season.Speaking of which, when is the
trade deadline? Do you know off top of your head
Commission? I don't.
Know off top of my head and I'm not going to search for it right
now, but I'll have that update for you and the rest of the
league in the episode next week or the week after week after

(33:35):
whenever we reconvene. OK.
And week 12 week. Trades are not allowed after
Week 12. OK.
So it's the same deadline as last year then?
So week 12. Perfect.
I got a couple, I got a couple bench.
I got a couple couple pine riders that that I could part

(33:55):
ways with as a package deal. Like if anybody's interested in
Mark Andrews is really shit in the bed, but he could come back
late in the season and be a powerhouse.
He did that. Last year he was trash in the
first half and then came out in the second-half and was the was
top five tight end again I believe.
Well, if anybody's looking for him, I could part ways with him

(34:16):
and crew hunt and maybe throw like a Portland Sutton or Rashad
Bateman in as a package deal formaybe a first round pick if
anybody's interested. Some bang for your buck on that
will fill fill the bench if you need depth.
And then I also have two on my bench who's putting up a pretty
decent game right now. I could probably part ways with

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him for the right for the right price too, if somebody's hurting
for a quarterback. I I also have a pine rider
that's up for grabs, but that's just me.
Pine Rider if. If and anyone's interested.
The old pine I also. Have a pine rider I can.

(35:02):
I can ride your pine. The Old fucking Pine Rider and
by. Pine I mean wood, and by wood I
mean penis. Just.
In case anyone was confused, yeah, I.
Just wanted to clear that up. So do we have anything for team
talk on the River Talk, gentlemen?

(35:25):
I was going to ask that in Grouptext.
I certainly don't negative, it'snegative.
I need to feel your hands. You today, from start to finish.
Come on. Let's go.
Let's let's. Get this tray rolling.
Let's go. Hey, it's time to go right now.
Master or disaster? All right, so we're still pretty

(35:50):
low in the point column over here.
Shane not loud leads with two points.
Tim is right behind with one. I have zero and Justin has made
one. So a tight race, but very low
scoring. We're all playing golf here and
we're all not doing very well. Tim, who you got?
I'm going to go with Romandre Stevenson this week.
New England running back. New England is at Pittsburgh and

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the Pittsburgh run defense is bitter ass.
My disaster this week. I'm going to go with Jalen
Warren, the other team's runningback.
That's Pittsburgh. New England is at Pittsburgh.
New England's run defense is sweet ass.
So I think that they're going tostop Jalen Warren.
And yeah, he is my disaster thisweek.
A. Little bit of sweet and bitter

(36:37):
in that ass. I like it.
My master this week is Josh Allen.
Dude gets Miami this week has come off a 13 point fantasy game
and it's going to be rough for Miami.
I think actually I should updatethat because I wrote that before
the game started and right now it's pretty close.
Oh. Crap.
Now you had Kyler Murray just a couple of minutes ago.

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Now I look and now it says Josh Allen.
It's been Josh. Yeah, just as soon as he throws
1/3 touchdown. Yeah.
Did he? Yeah.
Now he's got 29. Yeah.
Now it's Josh Allen. It was Kyler Murray.
More. Up, up, up in my disaster this
week. David Ninjoku.
He hasn't flashed at all this season yet, and the rookie
sensation that is Hank Fanning keeps showing up in all the

(37:19):
right ways. I do believe in Jokow will still
flash some games for the fantasythis year, but not this week.
You know what the egg alerts? Ready, people.
Egg. You know what this guy's doing,
by the way? This commish guy, he's following
the formula. Quarterback master, tight end
disaster. Look at him in.
The formula. Listen, at some point if there's

(37:40):
too much of the formula being used, we're going to have to
limit it to like one or two games per season.
We have to call shenanigans. I.
Thought about an alternative. What if we selected a different
position each week to be the master and the disaster?
So let's pick a master pick. From that position.
Yeah, everyone is pick a runningback I.
Like that we can. We can maybe discuss that next
week or something. Or next episode.

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Hell. Yeah, I like it.
Let's do it. Boom, boom, boom, boom.
All right, Jayden. How about you?
Yeah. My master this week is going to
be Marmar Jacks. They got a shootout in Detroit,
in Baltimore, where no one dies in one of those cities.
For once, just disaster Cai Ren Williams.

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Sorry. I'm sorry, Billy.
Defense too good bar travel timesleepy Cai Ren is.
The defense too good or travel time?
Sleepy Cai Ren, why'd you say like a game man I.
Mean it's just directing to the point.

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Sleepy Kai ran. It's a 3 hour difference.
It's a 1:00 game. It'll be 10 in the morning.
When he's when, when they're playing for him, he's going to
be sleepy. Oh my God, 1st.
Kyla ran over here. My master, I'm going to hold on.
Wait, Jay, did you do a disaster?

(39:10):
Oh. I see it.
I see it. I'm still OK.
OK, nevermind. Sleepy.
Kai ran. Sleepy.
So for my master this week, I'm going to take my own
quarterback. It's probably going to backfire
and he's probably going to get hurt or something.
But I'm going to take my own quarterback, Dak Prescott.
And I'll tell you why in one second.

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As soon as I pull up something that somebody else wrote or
sleepy guy around, dude, I don'tknow.
It said something about it said something about fucking.
It said something about that. Prescott doing good this week.

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So I like it. I like it.
Roller my. Master And then my disaster is
going to be our friend. This is all fucked up, man.
I can't find what I was looking at.
Why can't I find it? I liked I liked it a lot.
But anyways, I'm taking Quin Sean Judkins for some reason

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that I can't can't remember or repeat, but that made a lot of
sense to me when I read it. So it's not dude.
It's like it's like not letting me pull it back up for some
reason. But oh.
My God that's funny as hell. Sleepy Justin.

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Sleepy. Justin sleepy Justin, Sleepy
Justin oh. Justin, Sleepy Justin, OH.
My God, so is that, Is that it? That's it for me, right?

(41:04):
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill, The King of
the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.

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King of the Hill. All right, it's not off to a
good start. Shannon and I both sit at O and
two for King of the Hill this season.
Not good, not good. Jason is is this 10 and one, is
that correct? I guess so I mean.

(41:45):
No, it's it's Jesus Christ, God.I feel like someone has doctored
the sheet here. It does.
OK, there we go there. To me and.
Shayner Jason's actually one andone, not ten and one Tim is is

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leading at 2 and O Tim, let's start off with you, who you got
this week. Last week I took Jeff over Vince
and I'm going to continue that streak with Vince losing and I
got Matt defeating Vince. Doubling up.
That's what I tried to do to Jeff last week and it bit me in

(42:26):
the ass. Vince got Vince got Jeff, got
you the win, got me the loss this week.
I'm going Jimmy over Mike. Jimmy continues his his hot High
Street high school streak. Yeah.
Last week I picked myself and lost so I basically beat myself

(42:46):
twice. This week I'm taking Timmy over
R.E.M. It's not the first time you beat
yourself twice. I lost last week also taking
Remy over Mike and this week I'mgoing to bet against myself and
pick Jeff over me because he's it is he's look looking out for

(43:09):
me off of the averages and predictions pretty bad and.
So Jeff, all of a sudden see what happens going from zero
starting running backs, so two to three starting running backs.
Yeah, Jeff was real excited in the group chat this week, he
said. We're so back.
We are so back. I don't know, Gary Coleman's

(43:32):
looking over Tim's shoulder verypessimistically at that, Yeah.
He doesn't agree. Did he follow that up?
I'm just. Kidding.
What's? That what'd?
You say waddle. Waddle with a catch did.
You guys hear about that thing? I can't, I can't.
I can't lose this week though because if Jeff beats me I win

(43:56):
at King of the Hill and if I beat him then I'm doing 1
fantasy. I was like that.
I did that a few times last year.
I like that strategy. At least you're coming out, you
know, with a half job. You're getting, you're getting
not a, not a capital W, but you're getting a lowercase W,

(44:16):
yeah. Or lower case L you know, glass,
glass, half empty, half full, whatever however you prefer.
All right, and moving on, we've got to, we've got to point out
one of our sponsors who happens to be me, Humphrey Sims.
Guess what guys? We're going to talk about it in
this next upcoming segment. But the Humphrey Sims has

(44:36):
decided as a sponsor, they're going to inject a little bit of
capital into the, the, the Careless Graham account today.
So Humphrey Stone is going to besponsoring an additional $15.00
towards the Careless Graham and we'll that'll be available today
I'm. Like, well, it's about time one
of our sponsors actually paid ussome money.

(45:00):
I'm going to have to get on Jackson in the morning to give
up some of his, oh, new law. Jackson, you're Jackson, you're
only getting $5 allowance this week.
Why? It's going towards our gambling,
Yeah. Pot it's it's time for
preparations. He's gonna wake up with Jason,

(45:22):
like have a bat in his hand justbusting his Piggy Bank open at
like 2:00 in the morning. Like this is what you owe us for
the last six months on pay and she.
Told you boys. The bill will come due.
All right, then be. Can.

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Take me. In.

(46:14):
Well gentlemen, we did last weekwhat we could not do all of last
year with 18 plus attempts. We went four and on our picks
and killed it across the board. Oh yeah, round of applause for
that. So if anyone actually did bit
with us last week, they won pretty good, pretty good bets
there. Let's keep the momentum going

(46:34):
again this week, starting with you whenever you're ready to me.
I'd made my master my disaster pick the Pittsburgh New England
game, so let's keep it there with my prop bet.
I'm going to go with Aaron Rodgers over 1 1/2 passing
touchdowns this week. That's a plus one O 8.
That's a $10 bet, netting you another $10.80 in return.

(46:54):
It's locked in. Oh this week I went with Miami
Buffalo over 49.5. I am .5 points away from that.
So one more score on the board in that game and that will hit.
I did also already take that in combination with Cook scoring A
touchdown and and Devante Anche scoring a touchdown.

(47:16):
So hopefully Miami is driving right now and Anche runs it in
and hits my bet. For me I.
I hope your bet hits bro. I hope your hit bet hits bro.
Why did you? Emphasize it, Buffalo.
Got the ball. Interception.
Interception. So I just need one score.

(47:38):
I don't. I just want.
I just want to be right. Buffalo Buffalo has the ball
now, 3 minutes to go. Miami has two timeouts, so they
could definitely get the ball back.
But the only thing is they will have to travel likely 75 yards
assuming they hold them in a three and out right here.
So that's going to be difficult,but Devonche Anche can catch the

(48:01):
ball and run too. He can.
He did it last week. He can do it this week.
I. Think he did it the week before.
And did Miami, did Miami win this pass?
I know the first week they got. They're Owen.
They're Owen. They're Owen, bro.
Owen. Bro.
Yeah, so this this week here. Yeah.
Owen three. Damn.
You. Could say they have an egg in
the win column. Unless they come.

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It might pull something crazy, but.
Oh, sorry, mine, it's mine. So for the big three, conflate
lock of the week, I'm taking sensei.
They're getting three points against Minnesota.
And we've we've talked about it a little bit already.

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Jake Browning, he's going to be going up against Carson Wentz.
It's going to be the battle of the backups even.
I think the Bengals, even without Joe Burrow, are still
better than the Vikings without JJ McCarthy.
So I'm taking, I'm taking Cincinnati with the points.
I'd like to pick what a boring ass game that's going to be.

(49:04):
The probably either that or it might be or either that or the
defenses might shine and there might be a bunch of crazy picks
and shit. So we'll keep an eye.
That's true. Listen, the Dolphins are a +
2500 on the money line right now.
Damn. I might toss. 5 on it I might

(49:25):
toss. 5 on it I might toss a dollar.
On it what? I'm I'm throwing 5 on it.
Five wins 1:30 I'm throwing 5 onit dollar.
Wins 26. Imagine what that could do for
the careless cram account. Oh yeah bro.
All right, so let's let's set upthe commission's careless cram.
I'm ready, I'm ready. That's how I saw that it was
plus 2500. I'm ready to go.

(49:48):
OK, So what are we doing this week, Kamish?
Are we picking a game and you'redoing a prop bet within the game
or are we just picking this up when?
We get to the game OK. Let me know whenever you're
ready. I'm scrolling.
Stop. OK, unfortunately it's not the
Los Angeles Rams this week, Kamish.
What we have is the Raiders at the Commanders.

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Washington is -3 1/2 at home. Oh, Super Bowl man, over under
is 44 1/2 over. Unders 44 1/2 we have the
possibility of Daniels not playing.
Gino just had a terrible, terrible game.

(50:30):
Do you want me to read you any prop bet lines real quick?
Give me. Some prop bets?
Yeah, all. Right Shane, don't make me re
line my running backs, bro, which you talk about Geno Smith
having a bad game. Daniel's not playing.
I will put Genti back in that line up.
I'm gonna have faith he's gonna do something, but it's.
Not for some reason. I don't know why it's not
letting me see these prop bets, this passing prop bets.

(50:54):
Let's go under what is it, 44 1/2?
Yeah. Go under 44 1/2.
That's a -118 under 44 1/2. OK.
Under 44 1/2 commish, that $1.00bet we put in last week I think
on that parlay netted us 5 back and Humphrey Sims came through

(51:18):
with the sponsorship. So and then I just put a dollar
bet on that plus 2500 line. So Long story short, you got
$19.10 to play with for this under 44 1/2 bet.
That's three. 70 Six, $3.76. 376and then give me one second here

(51:44):
376 pays out 678 that bet is in.Do we also want to do a parlay
with our three bets as well? Well, we can't.
We can't. Jay's bet's already almost over.
Ah, shit. That's right.
We can do, we could do our threebets though the the remaining 3.

(52:09):
So we wouldn't well, maybe if webecause I don't know, it
wouldn't let us do it wouldn't let us parlay the Aaron Rodgers
passing touchdowns last week with with the other stuff that
we did. We had to cancel that in the in
the in the league bet. So I don't know if we can do
that with with the passing prop in there.
Yeah, we might not let you. So.

(52:29):
So should we not? Are we good then just with the
character? Yeah, let's just.
We'll figure it. Let's.
Figure it out. Off off.
These actually bigs. And we'll do it next time.
What games? What games do you like?
Bigs? What games are you looking at?
Because I know you're, you're with it with the stats we got.

(52:50):
We got, let me just let me just read a couple off here.
We got Green Bay -8 1/2 against Cleveland.
We got The Jets plus seven against Tampa Bay, Carolina plus
5 1/2 against Atlanta, L AS plus3 1/2 against Philly.

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Which LA? Sorry, the LA Rams, Yeah.
Yeah. Indianapolis Colts are plus 4
1/2 against Tennessee. Pittsburgh's -1 1/2 against New
England. Houston's plus 1 1/2 against the
Jaguars. Any of that sound juicy?
Dude, I love the Colts. What are the Colts doing spot in

(53:36):
Tennessee? 4 1/2 points.
What is going on with that? Wait.
A minute what that doesn't? Make any sense?
That's wild. Wait.
You said a game earlier that wasTennessee.
Is -4. Yeah, what was still.
Tennessee's Tennessee's Plus 4 1/2.

(53:57):
OK, that makes more sense. OK.
I was like, what it's? Like.
Walk it in, walk it in it. Was like, what the camera we're
doing, Carolina. And Atlanta 5 point.
Yeah, Carolina is plus 5 1/2 against Atlanta.
Atlanta's defense is mean, dude.At least they're front.

(54:18):
They're front. I'm thinking Atlanta can win
that by a touchdown or more. I mean, I know it's a rivalry
game, them division games. It's hard to call, but man,
they're playing at Carolina. The Millennium line taking
Atlanta, the money line is negative to 218.
The only real action there, it looks like the the money line

(54:44):
North Carolina. It's all right, we can.
If that sounds juicy, I'll throwa dollar on it.
If if. Atlanta -5 1/2 Something juicy.
I like that one, that sounds good to me.
Listen also I was able to complete that, that parlay.
So if you guys want to tail it, it's in the, it's in the group
bet, the group share folder bet or whatever it's called.

(55:07):
OK. All right, Biggs, that's that's
in for a dollar. Atlanta -5 1/2.
OK, I'm going to take a. Look at that group that as well.
Maybe just a dollar or somethingstupid on it.
I won't keep an eye on that gamebecause I was thinking about
picking up Atlanta's defense. Even in my ESPN league, I picked
up Cincinnati. Against Minnesota, though.

(55:28):
I don't know. I think Cincinnati going to
have. I know that, you know,
Minnesota's got some playmakers in here, but who's the
quarterback with you said CarsonWentz?
I don't know. I think Minnesota, I think since
he can get at him. Dude, my boy the the defensive
end Trey Hendrickson. That's what I'm saying.
I think defense is a little underrated.

(55:50):
I know they kind of fell off last year bit they were banged
up. They allowed a lot of points.
But he still has been the sack master, one of the sack masters
of the league past couple years.All the all the they really need
to get back to is the Bengals got away from forcing turnovers
like they did that Super Bowl year.
If that Bengals defense gets stingy again, it can force some

(56:12):
turnover. A lot of a lot of them players
are still there. So I'm saying like, if they can
just start stepping up and just start forcing the ball back to
the offensive side because, you know, the Bengals got a
dangerous offense. Yeah.
I mean, if their defense can just help them out in some of
these games and the offense can.I mean, it's been kind of
mediocre so far to start. But if you get Chase Brown

(56:33):
going, you get Jamar Chase going, you got T Higgins out
here. I mean, that's not a Slough.
And their offensive line's pretty decent, you know.
So, yeah, I got I, I think Cincinnati going to show out on
defense this week. If if anybody can maybe pick
them up in one of the leagues, you know, you might want to do
that real quick. I don't know if I got them in

(56:53):
the sleep early, I might have toscoop them boys.
Real quick, turf toe, that's a ligament.
Is that a ligament injury to theto the foot?
Is that what that is? Yeah.
It's pretty gruesome too, from what I know.
Like, it sounds like it's not such a big deal, but it's like a
pretty, pretty gnarly injury in there.
I know prime old Dion back, I think it was 98 for the Cowboys.

(57:17):
Man, he missed like four or fiveweeks for Dallas with the turf
toe. That wasn't a in the season when
we needed him too. Man, we started getting murked
in that past game when Deion Sanders was out there.
That turf toe about hurt our seasons.
Dude he had his. He has his toe amputated.
I don't know if it's related or not, but yes, it's gone.

(57:38):
Yep, you're absolutely correct. And later on, he never really
healed and recovered from that foot injury, like you said, Tim.
And yeah, he's got part of his foot, you know, in that toe
region. Yeah, it's been.
His big toe and I think maybe part of his or big toe and 2nd
toe or something like that. Both gone crazy dude.
Can you believe that? And that's one of the fastest

(58:00):
athletes that like the game everhad.
Like nobody wanted to punt it tohim.
You know, he'd be back during the punch, remember, He'd be
like, he'd be saying grace and like, you know, throwing his.
Hands in the air. In the gardens, like Dion was
different. And then he'd be Hosta up and
down the sideline, Juke a coupleguys, you know, I mean, their

(58:21):
legs will start going like Dion's so different.
I remember a poster when we werekids, it said 70% of the earth
is covered by water. It said Deion Sanders covers the
rest. It was like a Nike poster I

(58:42):
believe. Real quick also, we can we can
move on to this, but I guess there's a game coming out on
Xbox and PlayStation called Football League 2.
Have you guys seen this? It's like it's coming back.
It's an 8V8 football game. It looks kind of like a mix
between St. and Blitz, kind of. But the characters are like,

(59:04):
they're like demons and robots and shit.
Oh. I'll play fuck out of.
That the gameplay's cool, do you?
All remember the original 1 backin the day.
I don't. Well, I remember.
I remember playing the NFL Street all the time with EB.
But y'all don't remember the mutant league though.
Oh, I don't. Remember that?
No. Oh my God, for Nintendo.

(59:28):
Oh shit. No, I'm gonna have to look it up
though. I fled with both of these, but
fled. Just kicked the field goal.
It's over I. Remember 22 seconds left game?
Dude, I remember you hit. Your.
Bet No, I won't hit. I won't hit my bet unless Sanjay
scores a touchdown somehow. But at least I predicted in
bacon take correctly. That's a win.

(59:49):
I like it that. Is good.
You said you already. You already hit it, Jay.
No, Anche has to score a touchdown.
Oh, you just OK, Yeah, if you guys get a chance after the
podcast tonight, like if you want to like Wikipedia or
Google, like AI Google that likejust type in Mutant League

(01:00:10):
football bro. And like a little article will
come up on the old shit. I want to say that shit came out
like late 80s, early 90s. Only reason I remember it, my
cousin Donnie and my dad, like when my parent went like, so
this is how long back it was. My mom and dad was still
together and like I can remembermy cousin.
And my dad playing Mutant Leaguefootball.
And then I'm the Sega did. They have it on the Sega or what

(01:00:34):
have before that I. Think, I think it was, but I
think it was the original Sega and not Genesis.
So that's like it's brought back.
Yeah, I mean, and I think it wason.
Super Nintendo maybe? Yeah, I think it had.
Just because Super Nintendo camebefore Sega Genesis.
Remember, it came a little earlier.
I think it was Super Nintendo and Sega originally.
They might have released the Genesis copy but then by like

(01:00:57):
the mid 90s, like it kind of disappeared.
It never came back. But like you're saying, they're
about to bring that shit but that's like 30-40 years in the
making almost. Yeah, they're getting ready to
release it. I'm gonna have to check it out
man, see if they got the old teams on their shit.
Used to play on like the moon and shit like there was this
one. That'll be cool.

(01:01:18):
Like you were on the moon and like you remember the old like
16 bit characters from the old games and shit.
You was on the moon playing withthem like you know, little like
square people and shit. But it was dope.
It was just like Madden bro, butit was just mutant like and
different like oddity characters, you know what I
mean? Like mythical character looks.

(01:01:39):
Like Shane used to invite me over to play Sega and then he
used to try and touch me like all the time.
Shocker. Then you got any trash piece.
Of white trash. It's time to trash.

(01:02:04):
I got none. I I I failed in the trash
department this week. Good.
Trash yourself. I mean, I don't, I don't need to
do that. It's I speak clearly through my
actions how trash I am so. I'm going to attack.
I'm going to attack Vince this week.

(01:02:25):
You know Vince, the guy who's one sandwich shy of a picnic
basket every time Vince enters through Wayne's back door?
He calls it the Brownie Bash. Oh man, and.
Finally, Vince's limp Dick is what inspired Bill Gates to name
his company Microsoft. I think I might have said that

(01:02:45):
one before. Yeah, that's 10 points off.
I just had a couple real stupid,real quick wives tales and
nursery rhymes about some of themembers of the league.
It is said that every time Remy puts his hair up in a bun, an
Angel gets pinched on its honey.Also, I heard that it's like

(01:03:14):
this. It's kind of like a superstition
thing, but kind of like the tooth fairy.
But if you pluck your first Pew and put it under your pillow,
Shane's mustache will rub against your leg as you sleep.
Oh. Man, so like, you know, you're
12 or 13 or whatever right around that time, just spin.

(01:03:35):
Also, next time you're walking on the sidewalk, just take a
look down and just remember, if you step on a crack, Tim will
suck your long Tim. Tim will suck long and hard on
your sack. Sorry.
Let me repeat. Let me repeat that.

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If you step on a crack then we'll suck long and hard on your
sack. That's what it was, so got it
out that time. So yeah, those are a couple
nursery rhymes for you guys. Wives tails.
Piece of white trash. It's time to trash.

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Oh my God, you guys, you got to be cracking up tonight.
Right now. We should.
We should call wives tails Mom'stails.
God damn, so. That's an old mom's tails.
That's an old mom's tail. 'Cause my mom got some tail back
in the day. He's.

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Hilarious. I can't.
See that my mom caused a lot of turf toe back in the day, if you
know what I mean. My mom caused a lot of muff toe.
Oh man. Man.
That's gross. That's gross.
He fucking says, Tim. 'S mom used to just spray fast

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acting 10 acting right on her gash dude.
Gosh, he. Would get that muff toe and just
start. She would just start spraying.
She'd get it from John Madden himself.
God. Oh yeah.
Man, could you? Imagine sticking your penis in
in that afterwards. Imagine what John Madden's feet

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look like towards the end of hislife, man.
I don't have to imagine I've I've I've witnessed it it first
hand. You don't have to.
I know. Who's better?
Who's better in the in the in the booth, Chris Berman or John
Madden? Oh damn, in the booth.
John Madden, it's. It's two different styles, two

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different positions in the booth.
I. Don't, I don't think, I don't
think Berman was great in the booth.
He he's much better on the. Replay.
He's better on the replay analyst.
Yeah, like in studio, Yeah, I feel dude.
But how classic? How classic was the Al Madden or
the the Owl? What's his name?

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Al Michaels? John Madden combo.
Dude, those two together, are they the best of all time?
After Summerall on him, dude like Al Michaels filled in for
Summerall. Amazingly.
Dude that, that was Pat. Summerall, the main one, and
then Al Michaels came along later.
Pat Summerall. What all the game?

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Hell of a. Replacement, bro.
Like when they were doing MondayNight together, Oh my goodness.
That was a nice little era. It didn't last long enough, you
know, because both of them guys were up there and, you know,
because Summerall had passed away.
And it was like, damn. And then when Michaels, when
they said that they was taking Michaels to plug him in for
Summerall, dude, I was like, we going to be all right, Like

(01:06:59):
football's going to be all rightbecause Al Michaels was killing
it with like Dan Deardorf and them guys before that, you know,
And that who was else was there?My man Dawn Meredith from the
Cowboys back in the day, Dandy Dawn Meredith, he did the old
Monday night way back. And then I think that's who who

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replaced him. I think Al Michaels might
replace Meredith actually was when Al Michaels first got on.
And then when Deardorff left, they put Madden over there
because Summerall didn't want todo the Fox anymore because Al
Michaels was what he would have rather worked with Al Michaels
than Troy Aikman and Joe Buck. Like he felt like Fox should

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just go with a whole new era. So he went with the OG over on
Monday night and it worked out that was the perfect like Madden
moving from Fox to, you know, ABC on Monday night was one of
the best moves they did. I.
Heard Zach's mom used to be a groupie for the Monday night
crew. Shane, I wanted to leave you out

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of it. I didn't want to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not wanted to leave you out and
that's like. That's like Hulk Hogan leaving
WCW and going WWF dude. And that's that's hardcore
brother dude. It bigs real quick.

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Who are all The Who are all the Dallas Cowboys that ended the
the old Dallas Cowboy alumni that ended up on like doing NFL
commentary? Did you run through the list
real quick? Man, there's so damn many, man.
Like a video of them. It seems like the Cowboys
probably got the most people that have been on the scene you
got I mean old Jason Garrett that think he's part of NBC

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currently, ain't he? And then you got Troy Aikman.
So both of our quarterbacks fromthe 90's, the starter and the
backups on right now you've had Michael Irvin, Emmett, Troy
Emmett, All right, not. Troy Aikman, I'm sorry.
Tony Romo. Yeah, yeah, Tony on CBS, he

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wasn't Whitten. On for a while, too, Whitten.
Yep, he was on Monday night and he was God awful.
Gone. Done.
Whitten wasn't all that great. Wasn't What was Emmett on?
Was Emmett on was? On the panel, I think CBS maybe
yeah it. Was either CBS or ESPN.
They wanted them to. I know it wasn't the Fox panel
because they've had the same little panel forever.

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More like Strahan and Howie and them guys.
But man, I feel like there's another cowboy or two I'm
missing though. Marcus Spears.
Marcus Spears has been on ESPN for a while.
The old defensive end Darren Woodson, The big.
Ragu or swaggoo? It's a big raggoo.
Big swag. And then yeah, like Darren

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Woodson. A lot of people forget Woodson
was on ESPN. For me, he was actually really
good. Darren Woodson was very solid in
his time doing the ESPN analystsdidn't.
Parcells do it for a little bit too.
Yep, Yep. Old Bill, he was.
He was for like a short amount of time.
He did do some broadcasting. Well, no, he did more of the in

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studio stuff, but he was there. Jimmy Johnson, of course.
Damn. I mean, yeah, the Cowboys, but
it's deep. I usually try to just watch the
the career after the Cowboys forthe cheerleaders personally keep
my eye. I forgot about Dion.

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We can't. Dion was on NFL Network there.
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