Episode 3.07

The guys return from.... where ever they were...... WE'RE BACK BABY!

Episode Transcript

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Yes, feels good to be back. Should not have had the
dingleberry tea during the wilderness retreat though.
No, I went in the subway to order my meatball sub parmesan
with extra sauce, but the dude working there said they were out
of bread. He offered me this prototype bun

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developed by DARPA and I guess they use it in zero gravity
environments which apparently creates small ripples in
space-time when cheese sauce toasted and then eaten in that
order. Long story short, I got trapped
in an endless Tuesday and by thetime I was able to escape via
the back end of a net zero dial up Internet connection was
already October. And shout out to Ask jeeves.com

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for providing the information onhow to get there.
Well shit up. I spent the better part of the
week digging A shallow grave formy embarrassing ass team.
But dude, that's not even the most embarrassing part.
I went to Costco for one thing. Somehow got lost between a
sample station and about £50 tubof cheese puffs.
Needless to say, I had to eat myway out of it, so don't mind the

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dusties. You guys won't believe the week
I had. Let's just say it involved three
Dr. throughs, 2 lost bets, and alifetime ban from Chuck E
Cheese. Well, let's just put this week
behind us. Let's get back to what really
matters. What the league wants, what the
fans want. Biggs, take it away. 740 Prime

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League forecast. Clutch kicker.

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The defensive grind sets. The QB forces turnovers like
this ball. Mine.
Who gonna win it all? I'm not quite sure.
Don't know. Is it in your girls Guts?
A-Team Succeedo Team Donkey Puncher humps a Snoop's balloon
and we have grateful Zed squaring off and let it rain.
Got. Improved versus smaller basket?

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Who gonna feel the pain? Spider Man versus Walter
Rockets? Who gonna do their thing in that
prime time down that completes this race?
Fantasy football team first teamteam face prime time.

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All right, guys, welcome back. It's season 3, episode 7, and
we're back in the proverbial booth this week.
We took last week off and we're all happy to be back.
I'm joined tonight by the producer of the Prime League
Podcast. You hear his shenanigans on
almost every episode. Owner of the fantasy football

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team, Tim O Hallock. I'm sorry, the Hilltop gays.
Tim O Hallock. The gays prevail once more.
Almost forgot about the gays there for a second.
Next up, also joining me tonight.
He is the one and only commish of the Papa and the Guinea Prime

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League. He is the owner of the Scanner
Dark Barclays, or that was how many seasons ago.
Dude that was a long time ago. Good Lord.
The Sanford Scrubs where a bunchof the.
Sanford, the Sanford Scrubs. No longer the squish, the
Sanford Scrubs. Shane McClain, everybody also

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joining us tonight. You hear him at the top of every
episode. He's the voice of the Prime
League podcast. He is the owner of them.
I'm trying to remember his name on the the Fogger league.
Them outlaws. I think them them outlaws loyal
to the game owner Justin JB Biggs.
Biggs, how we doing? Hey, what's up, guys?

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This episode 7, right? I can't believe we're this far
into the season. All right, don't I feel like
these NFL seasons just get faster and faster?
Yeah, absolutely 5 already. It does Episode 7, Week 5,
correct. We're flying through them.
We're happy to be back. We took last week off, guys.
We haven't seen each other in a couple weeks.
How? How's everybody?
Been yeah, it's been pretty good, man.

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Just a little tired from work, man.
Working, just working a few extra overnights this week
because a lady and I, we got 1/3of birthday party for a
stepdaughter this week. Ironically, she's a Cowboys fan.
My lady's daughter and I, I'm getting a lady on the bandwagon
and. And oh, there you go.
We're going to watch the Cowboysgame here against The Jets this

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week and hopefully we don't biff1 and lose to a winless team and
she get a she get a nice birthday gift for, you know, for
a party man so. Oh yeah, well, that's awesome.
Happy birthday to her and converting converting the the
Valley constituents 1 at a time over to becoming Dallas fans.

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I like it. Tim Shane, how about you?
Guys doing good, doing good in the neighborhood, as Applebee's
once said. No, I've been doing all right as
well as as best as someone who who is representing an O and

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four team can be doing. So I'm getting back.
Quite a fall from grace Commish guys.
I was thinking about this earlier but before we kick the
show off just wanted to ask, didyou guys ever get high before
you went into school and high school?
Oh yeah. Rarely certain.
Rarely. Man, I, I was thinking about, I

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was trying to think back tonightand I think I only did it one
time and I think it was a terrible experience.
Pretty sure I was like high in in Mr. Moffett's class which
would have been the best class to be high in but I just
remember being extremely uncomfortable but I but again I
didn't. I really didn't start smoking
weed until I was like 18 I think.

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But I was 16, so there was a good two year period there with
potential for me to get high andgo to school.
I mean, shit, we would leave. We would leave school and get
high and go back. That's a bet too, right?
That was on a regular fan. So did you ever have any, Did
you ever have any teachers like call you out for it or like

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suspect you and give you funny looks or anything like that?
Not that I can remember. Not me at least.
I don't know about B. Only what I really remember
prolifically, and I don't know why I remember this one for
whatever reason, but there were several different classes I went
into, you know, where I was glazed up.
But the one most prolifically, Iwas in Miss BS class one time,

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Miss Vladovich, the math teacher, and I don't know why,
man, but I went in that math class.
I there was something about, I don't know, maybe it was just
the herb I smoked that day, but I could just focus and feel like
the whole class looking at me and just like, just like shade
said, we would leave school. Like that's what I did.
Like we went, we went to Mclay'shouse that day, right?

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And I, I had my bowl, man. I bought it off of Shout Out
Shout out Soteri O'Brien man. By the way, bought.
This bowl off of him and then I was smoking at Mclay's.
Went back to school. Man, that glass piece was
wreaking fam, right? Everybody in the class looking
at me and shit. And then Miss V, oddly enough, I
was one of the closest like, desk to her seat, so she was

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looking at me real hard too, bro.
And I felt awkward, like she wasgoing to try to, you know, send
me the, like, Officer Dargo around.
Yeah, that's, that's how I felt too when I, when I, when I went
into class high and I think it was one of our last days in
school. I think it was one of our last
days in high school actually, that I, that I decided to do it.

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So there wasn't much, there wasn't much risk at that point.
You know, I mean, it's practically over at that point.
But but yeah, I was, I was supernervous even then.
So I can only imagine. What the hell make you bring
that up? I don't know, I saw this funny
meme. It was like this dude
impersonating the, the caption was the cool, the cool teacher

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when they, when they realize you're high in school.
And it was like a meme of this teacher coming up to this kid
and like fucking with them at his desk and stuff.
And I was like thinking back, like, man, did I ever actually
get high in high school? And I think I, I think it only
happened one time, but it but itmakes sense that you that you
Shane and especially and and youbigs you guys were were dabbling

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because you guys are that the dabblers that got me dabbling
back then. That's fair.
I started dabbling along with you after after a while but.
I blame it all and Nick started it all for me.
I blame it all for him. No, this is an absolute
confirmation. Like, I won't.
I won't let anybody argue with that either.
At least at least how Shane remembers it.

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That's exactly how I remember because we were all like super
close hanging out on a regular at that time.
And anytime I was with Nick, man, I even before I started
smoking weed, he was like he was, you remember Irving, right,
like he used to smoke with Irv. Yep, you know, and for all of
us. He would just be, yeah, I would
go smoking like. I and then, you know, just a

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year or two after, I don't know,like, I guess like Shane and I
just decided to give in and I, Ican't remember if like Tim, you
know, started before we did, butI know that, you know, that was
right around the time Shane and I did.
I think Shane literally was likethe day after I was because I
only reason, only reason I was aday before Shane.
Instead, I went out to went out to hang out with a man out at

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Nick's at that time and. There you.
Go. And they had blood and they were
like bigs, you know, and I just decided to take a puff man.
I don't know why but. That's what they did.
That was the best decision I ever made though.
Like when you really think aboutit, if there's going to be
anything I want to turn up on, like that was the thing that
that works for me. Because like as time went on and

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stuff, like I like to drink and stuff a little bit, but it's got
to be within reason. I just, I can't deal with
alcohol like I used to, you know?
So it's like the smoke dude. Really like comes in handy, man.
Like it mellows me out. I can hear Nick being like, come
on, come on, bigs, come on, Shane, just try it.
Come on. It's just one puff.

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Come on. He did too, like he used to
always be in my ear about that shit.
Not always be like, Nah man, I'mcool.
I'm cool with that. I don't know what day I was just
like, you know what? I think it was that hip hop man,
when I started getting into thathip hop man, and at that time
I'll never forget, I'll never forget like $0.50, the Massacre
came out. And I was just like, listen to

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it. You know, and just listening to
like Nas and Ludacris at 50 and all them big names at the game
and it's a lot of them. And then even Bone Thugs, when I
got put on the Bone Thugs, like their biggest race, I always
heard them talking about smokingsome buds.
So I was like, man, this shit can't be all that bad, man.
Let me see what it's about. After that, I was like, that's
the safest thing, man. Look, we got it legalized here

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in like 2025, you know, nearly across half the states of the
country. So you know, if if I was to make
a wise move on any of that stuffand dabble on any of it, that
was that was that was a wise 1, I believe.
You know, couple, couple, couplethings real quick before we get
started. One, it was probably, you know,
probably could you imagine the quality of weed now if we were

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16 smoking in school? How how?
I mean, back then we were smoking, you know, brick weed.
Dirt. Dirt.
Brick Weed. Dude like Oh yeah, so I mean
this shit. Now would probably you put a
great point. In, in one of my one of the
earliest weed stories I I I haveinvolves both Shane and Tim

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smoking outside of Wesley's house when we were like maybe 14
and Shane went right down the street.
So he came, he walked up to playwith us, and when he realized
that we were, we were all smoking weed.
He got real mad. I remember that because Shane
told me I was one of the first people he told about that shit.
And it's like, I remember, like if I had to get out of there,

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bro, I was right with him. I was like, I feel you probably
would have did the same thing. Tim, do you remember, Do you
remember Ding Dong ditching all of Wesley's direct neighbors
when we were high, though? Oh my God.
Yeah dude, how dumb. How dumb.
Like the house is the closest house is to us.

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Like right across. The course they know what you
guys. Oh man, maybe outside making
noise. Daylight.
Fucking meringues. It wasn't even.
Night time, dude, I remember we we pulled it out unless he was
like, hold on, I'll be right back.
And he walked in and he came outand I was like, you got any
notebook paper? And he's like, what do you mean?
I was like, so we can roll one up.

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He's like, you're not you don't use notebook paper.
What do you use then? Naive.
Hilarious. I just remember, I just remember
Shane's defiant walk, like his walk of it was like shame mixed
with like vigilant pride, but shame, shame for us.

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But like he, he was like, I stand up against all the all
the, all the drug use in this, in this here.
Neighborhood. Good Christ.
Hilarious. Alright, well on the primary
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some sort of sponsorship from for us and we'll we'll get an

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update from Jason on that as if he's able to join us tonight.
We got. $0.22. Oh, she's in the Jason's in the
building. Joining us live, owner of the
Forgetful. Remember, Barry?
It's Jason Ryan, Andrew Kokomish.
Assistant to the Tamish. Tim, with that, we're going to

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roll right into the week that was weekly review.

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The Kamesh has been laundering the entry fees in order to pay
for prostate milk. I couldn't get the AI voice
generator thing to work. Something big happened in the
Rams Niners game. I couldn't get the voice AI
generator thing to work. Christ.
Kyle Williams touchdown. Sleepy Kyron.

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Yeah. Sleepy Kyron.
Touchdown's on the night now. Can you play that again please,
Tim? Yep.
We're going to don't make your guesses yet.
We'll do it at the end of the segment.
So just listen to it, take it in, absorb it, fondle yourself
if you please, and then and thenguess at the end.
Here we go again. The Commish has been laundering

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the entry fees in order to pay for prostate.
Milk. All right, go ahead and take
your guesses, jot them down. We'll play it again at the end
of the segment and we'll try to guess who it is.
Sounds good. Well, on that note, we're going
to get into the week three games, right?

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Week 3 the Sanford Squish, but once again to his wiser older
brother, the grateful Zeds 130.2to 94 and the I came out of and
in Mom First award. Good God.
Spider Man parts outlasted Team Snook 98.15 to 76.25 and the

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poor little puppy award. Is he still thinking about
baling Question mark award? The rosebuds smeared the buds
all over the dark side. Diddlers 120 point O2 to one O 2
point O 5 Team Mimic Theme Face showed that backups do really
matter with the win over the Carnegie Cookie Monsters one O

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5.2 to 84.85 in the Grandma's Oatmeal Cookie Award.
Boring Times 2 The Eskimo Brothers edged out a Team Secedo
126.1 to 110.9 at the Game of the Week in the highest combined
point total at 237 total points.And finally, the Hilltop Gaze

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continued the dominant performances by drying out the
once champion, the Small Lebowski 129.8 to 85.45 and the
Ray King Award 44.35 point spread.
All right. That was the week three games
recap. Obviously we weren't with you
last week and and quick recap onthat and now we're moving into

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the week. Four games, Spider Man parts
looking like a true contender handling the Grateful Zeds.
They're sorry. Handing the Grateful Zeds their
first loss with 1:24 to 1:03 in the game of the week.
Dark Side Diddler's put teeny Mac theme face back in the loss

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column, beating them 139 to 116 with the highest combined point
total of 255.95 that week. That was a bar and burner.
Esmo Brothers showed the Rosebuds up by beating them 1:19
to 1:08. I just, Tim, did you type this

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out? Not me, I think it was Jack.
It's Jason caught some of your complication powder this week.
If you know that or I'm just, ifyou know that or I'm just too
high to read. This as you I'm all tweaked up
on Dayquil and at Tylenol PM andwhatever else I've been stuffing

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down my throat. Midnight Quail, Dayquil, all,
all of it. Sorry.
The Eskimo brothers showed the Rosebuds up by beating him 119
to 108. Sanford Squish caught the full
sight of the Hilltop Gays. 1:47 to 1:04.
Got a call myself Scrubs now award slash Hilltop gays with

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back-to-back raping Jesus Christ.
I can't read this. With back-to-back raping awards
Got to call myself Scrubs Now award and Hilltop gays with
back-to-back raping awards 42.95point spread deficit.

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The small Lebowski's finally gotten the win column.
Beating the car might me the Carnegie Cookie Monsters 111 to
100 in the second, or sorry, thethird.
Grandma's Oatmeal Cookie. Boring Times 3 award for that
game and Team Sestito. By the way, happy birthday

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Jimmy. If anybody saw his new Facebook
profile picture, he's looking like an absolute unit.
Team Sistito makes Team Snook consider his options even more,
leading them 1:28 to 1:04, winning the Poor Little Puppy
award. What's the poor little puppy?

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Award for after Week 2, Vince was like, I'm done, I'm ready,
I'm ready to pack it in. So we just, we just started
giving them the Polar Little Puppy award, Tommy.
Get the Poor Little Puppy award.Oh man, dude, that's that's what
fantasy football does to you. Did you come into the season

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with such high hopes? Dude, If you take a couple
losses in a row or things aren'tgoing your way, dude, it does
feel like the end of the world. I know how it feels.
Oh yeah, dude, take a hard right.
Then you got 8 dudes giving you the poor little puppy award on a
podcast. And.
Just makes you feel worse. Oh.

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Shit. So guys, thoughts on these on
these games? You know, I'm pretty satisfied
with with my team's performance up to to this far better than
the last few years. As long as I consistently score
over 100 each week, I'm I'll be I'll be satisfied.
Surprising I I don't want to saysurprising, but spider man parts

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looking good hand in the grateful Zeds, one of the the
top tier teams a loss kind of you know, Matt's always been
kind of right, right in the middle and not bad, but not
super good. This might be his year.
Yeah, he's always competitive for sure.

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He dropped dark side. Dillard's is the scariest team
to me right now. What's that?
Tim Mickey, Mickey D's is is hurt with a with a broken
quarter pounder on the sideline.He's he's, he's.
Never broken anything. He's coming back soon.
Nah. Speaking of broken though, dude,
the injuries are crazy, right? Yeah.

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Left and right. Who was the last one?
Malik Neighbors that I see ACL. The last one was Tyreke I think,
but. Yeah, Tyrese.
And that was everything. It looked like the only thing
holding his leg together was hispants.
Why was he so happy? And on the cart going back.
I think. Isn't that wild?
I think he was probably feeling an adrenaline rush or something.

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I don't know, dude. It's bro.
I mean him getting hurt bro, like you said, that was ugly leg
injury, Bam, especially on just some.
I mean he kind of rolled over onhis ankle like it looked like
almost like a second time whenever he tried to make the
leg tackle. But damn, I didn't think it
would be that type of magnitude.Bro.

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He had to come down on that shithard.
It was crazy, you. Know what I'm saying?
Do you guys think that there's any?
So I heard, I heard a conspiracytheory online that the reason he
was smiling and happy was because he's sick of being on
the the Dolphins where 2 can't throw more than 20 yards and

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Tyreke's like a deep threat. You think there's any credence
that's conspiracy theory? I don't know who the hell knows,
but I feel like there if that was the case they were working
on either cutting him or tradinghim at some point within the
next year anyway, so I don't think he was going to be a
dolphin that much longer. I mean, me personally, I don't,

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I don't know exactly how much Tyreke is making, but I'm just
going to throw this out there. I would easily take $50 million
and have my knee turned into spaghetti.
I will gladly do it. I will volunteer.
You can. You can bend my knee or you can
take it around the clock, 12:00 to 12:00.

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You give me 50 mil, 12. You can.
You can cut it off for all I care.
Oh, God. All right.
And with that, we're going to move on to the free agent
acquisitions. The Zeds picked up Sterley
Shepherd and Devin Singletary. The Scrubs picked up Parker
Washington AD Mitchell and TommyTremble.
Mcteenface added George Helani. Sustito added Miles Sanders.

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Snook added Arande Gadsden for like the sixth time and Antonio
Gibson was it Arande Gadsden Kiss Mariota?
Wasn't Arande Gadsden one of DanMarino's targets back in the 90s
or the 80s? Yes, it's his.
Son. OK, Tim.
Get on, it's his son. Yes, Sir.
Thank you. B.
Perfect. Where were we at here?

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Oh yeah, the gays, added Hassan Haskins and Dylan Gabriel.
Eskimo added Michael Carter and once famous Brian McKnight and
the little labos added Isaiah Davis.
The little labos. The Little Labos and then the
Waivers bids scrubs out of JalenLane for $0.00 and Sean Tucker
for 76. Mcteenface added Isaiah Likely

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for 18, The Gays added Chris Rodriguez for 37 and Professor
Xavier Scott for 29. The Cookie Monsters added Malik
Washington for five and the Zedsadded CJ Stroud for a whopping
160. Is that a record?
Is that the highest? No, I don't know.
I don't know, dude. It's got to be damn close.

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Probably. Because I thought the record was
last year when the Commish went all in on he put 100 on
somebody. Drew him forward.
Damn. Was that last year or two years
ago? That was the last year or two
years. Ago.
It was two years ago because I was on the cruise.
Alaska, when Nick Chubb also hadhis knee taken, 12 to 12 even.

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One. Yep, right in the middle of the
season. Hey, Gay, Real quick.
Something else I wanted to talk about was him with McClain, with
the Brian McKnight thing. Man, I think real quick, if we
could start it, start it back atone, we could start back at
1:00. 12 Let's go to 11. Does anybody, does anybody have

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the standings? Have we, have we announced the
standings at this point yet through the season?
Like for the fantasy teams? I don't.
Think like have we done a re. I do not think so.
We haven't done a, we haven't done the standards and we have
to do our second consensus here too.
Oh shit, this week wasn't it? Yeah, it was supposed to be Week

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4, but we didn't get a chance todo it, so.
OK. If somebody has the state, it's
like, would anybody be able to pull them up real quick for me?
Does anybody have them like justoffhand?
Yeah, I have them like I have the divisions, but I don't know
where you see them all together.Is there a place where you can
see them all? Together if you go to league and
then just Scroll down past the match.
UPS Yeah. So I I got them.
I can that is correct. That's.

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Correct. Y'all using sleeper for the pow
pow too? Also Yep.
So Hilltop Games number one, that's Tim #2 is the grateful
zeds #3 is. The Bros.
The Eskimo brothers yeah #4 is spider man parts.

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Say it it's. Austito.
Number six, Lily. 5 #5 number six, Bob.
Hell yeah, Jimmy. Yep.
Number six is the dark side. Diddlers #7 is J bone #8 is Team
McPhee, Face #9 is the smaller bows, 10 is Carnegie, 11 is

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Vince, and then 12 is yours truly I.
Hate you. Just to go over the damn trades.
One big trade to recount as the scrub sent Saquon Barkley,
Dalton Kincaid and a fourth round pick in 2026 to the

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Rosebuds in return for George Kittle, Rasheed Rice, a 2026
first round pick and a 2027 second round pick.
Looks like the rebuilding periodis fully in set for the
Commission now and we again cannot stress the word period
enough in this one. Maybe that's why his walls bred

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behind him. It's a sunburst orange.
Thank you very much. It was a big trade, but I had to
have to do what I have to do moving forward at O and four.
It's going to be hard to climb out of there, especially with
the way things are going this season.
When the season started at threeof the top 12 wide receivers

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expected, obviously, and none ofthem are in the top 50 right
now. So I'm not getting any points
from any of them, and I don't see that changing for a while.
Yeah, as soon as I saw Saquon available and I fucking, I
jumped, squish jumped, jumped, rattled and rolled and.
If I'm not mistaken, the Pow PowNew Guinea is at a 13 or 14 game

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schedule. I think it's, isn't it?
We play everybody twice, or we play everybody in our division
twice. That's six games plus everybody
else in the league. That's 8.
So 6 + 8 is 14. Yeah, because we don't.
Yeah, because we don't play the last.
We don't, we we end a week early.

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So not everybody has to worry about with like missing players
or anything for the last week ofthe regular season.
That's going to be yeah, yeah, with the with the O and four,
like you said, Shane, that O andfour being 14 game season, yeah,
you're about 1/3 of the way in the season.
Yeah, you got to rally. You got to rally and try to make
a move and and turn the season around.

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Yeah. So I'll make some some big deals
and I I got some some good tradetrade value there or some draft
value there for the future. So happy about that.
And I do have a lot of young guys.
We'll see what happens. Some might be able to still put
up some points. This last week was the first
time all year I put up above 100points and it was only like 104
or something. So really not the year for me.

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Really did not want to give up my first round again for next
year but. It was worth.
It. I don't think you were going to
because you were talking like I'm not going to get a first
round pick next year. But, you know, running, running
back was was my weak spot. It was my one weak spot that I
thought I had on my team. And I I needed, I needed
somebody. And I knew the only way I was

(31:06):
going to pull Saquon from you was to give you the first round.
So it had to be done. True, true.
Big trade. That is a big trade.
No, that's an awesome trade though, guys.
And the fact that you guys could, you know, cooperate on
the trade and you know what I mean, each side feels like that
they benefit from the trade moving forward like that, you

(31:26):
know, because sometimes, you know, some of these trades and
stuff, you know, it could be difficult for each side, you
know, and you got to keep adjusting the trade and coming
to terms. I don't know how much altering
and modifying of the trade you guys had to do, but I mean, if
that was just a straight up clean trade with just one
proposal like that's excellent you guys were able to.
Oh no, we went back and forth for a little bit me and they
usually work well together in that situation, even though

(31:48):
we're usually big the other time.
Yeah, I mean all our trades. Are really big.
They've always been big, like with McCaffrey Sake one to begin
with a couple years ago. Yeah, some.
Some call, some would call it cooperation bigs, others would
call it another word that startswith AC collusion.
As Commission, Co Commission, I'm going to try to motion that

(32:11):
these types of trades no longer be permissible within the league
because I just feel like there was a lot of collusion that went
on. I'd like to think of it as
camaraderie, another C word here.
And motion denied. Where's my gavel, God damn it?

(32:31):
Yeah, Commission. Where's your gavel at?
You haven't used it at all yet this year, have you?
You. Haven't worn your spider man
mask either. I'm disappointed on both counts.
Dude, that's. The gavel and the Ironman mask
ready to rock'n'roll. Sorry, I had something going on
my house. Sweet.
All right. Am I moving on?
Yep, go ahead and circle back toour our little.

(32:54):
Escapades OK, so back to the fake news headline the.
Commish has been laundering the entry.
Fees in order to pay for prostate milk.
Right. Any guesses?
I feel, yeah, I feel like it's grads.
I'm weird he did Jeff, but he could just be doing it to throw

(33:16):
us off. So I'm just I'm going to go mad.
Jeff has already won, so I'm going to go mad.
Man, I'm trying to think who this could be here.
I think I'm going to go Jeff too, if I may.
Wrong one. Hold on, sorry.

(33:37):
Sam, you're going to get us pulled off.
Donkey Punk, here we go. The Commish has been laundering
the entry fees in order to pay for prostate milk.
The. Way the way, Jeff said.
Prostate milk. Yeah, I gave him away.

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I've. Heard I've heard him say it
before because he's asked me forit a couple times.
Yes. What's happening?
What's happening? Luca.
Sorry, hold on. Luca Mccaffrey's doing things.

(34:21):
Luca, I don't think we have a a,a Segway into Segment 2 anyways,
do we? And the West?
Tim plays the Russian theme, yeah.
Perfect. The Russian theme.

(34:45):
OK, guys, it is time. We're our master and disaster
segment and we decided this weekthat we're going to choose a
specific position and we're going to all pick our masters
and disasters in that position. And this week we decided to go
with running backs. Let's take a look at the
leaderboard first, shall we? Shane leads the way with eight,

(35:05):
Jason with three, Tim with one and Humpy, he is 1 under par.
Hey guys, I'll go first. Tim.
Tim, Tim, Tim. You went first.
Skip the whole segment. Too soon.
You went first. Too soon.
And we all we have an actual drop from Master Disaster, you
jerk. So I had a lot going on for like

(35:28):
2 seconds here and I just kind of lost track.
So all right, here we go. Let's start over.
All right, who wants to take it?I still don't understand why
it's the Russian theme. This this.
I don't think it's ever been explained.
It's it's just for me, Tim, it was when I went to Alaska and
when I came back from Alaska, that's just what he started

(35:51):
playing. Tim said you were close to the
to the motherland or something. Like.
That yeah, so. That was just about to infer.
Yeah, absolutely. All right, all right, all right.
Good, good, good. Well, we, we, we decided to just

(36:11):
do a quick touch up on the on the Fogger league.
Yeah, just a quick touch like I like to do with everyone here.
We, we, we got a lot of mediocrity going on in the
Fogger league. Lot of two and twos and 1 and
threes. No one wants to win it bro.
But much like in the Prime League Podcast or the Prime

(36:34):
League Papua New Guinea Prime League Podcast League PNGPL Tim
leads the way at four and O in place #1 the Little Giants are
#2 unlike the PNGPLL Podcast league Shane Little Giants at 2
with three and one. Chris Hansen, Wayne at 3:00 and

(36:55):
1:00 at #3 which is wild becausehe has like.
The. 4th least amount of points 4 but he's three and one right
now. Is real quick is Chris Hanson,
is he the red zone guy? Is he The Muppets guy?
Or is he the guy who used to show up in people's kitchens to
catch the predators? I.

(37:16):
Thought it was the dude the the kitchens.
Yeah, he's the last guy, the catcher, Predator guy.
Who's his other name is the DarkSide Diddlers.
Who is? Who's the?
Is it Scott? Hanson.
Scott Hanson, OK, OK. And then not to be confused with
Larry. Larry Hanson was that?

(37:36):
Is that his name? Larry.
Larry Hammond. Larry.
Oh, it was good. I was.
Plus you. Mean grease, Mary Hanson.
Let's go. Sorry, sorry guys.
Sorry, sidetrack Central. Sorry, I was coughing and #4 the

(38:01):
Delaware Dinkleberry's Justin attwo and two, number five,
Outlaws loyal to the game, two and two Justin Biggs, two and
two, number six, Fat Shane. That would be Mike, the
Ungrateful Zeds, the Replacements, Me, Myself, the
Foggers and the Lizard Kings, all with a putrid 1 and 3.

(38:26):
Dude, how you going to let a guywho drafted a kicker in the
sixth round be ahead of you in the rankings right now?
Man, well, you know, I was. I was not even in.
The. Real world when I drafted, to be
honest with you. I'm just giving you a shit on my

(38:49):
own. 4IN the other league. The real question is not when he
drafted his kicker, it's how many quarterbacks does he have
on his team. That's how Jason judges a good
team and doesn't. Exactly.
And I'll be your martyr, I'll beyour sacrifice.
But anyway, this this league actually makes sense to have

(39:11):
more quarterbacks because it's asuperflex league.
So this is actually understand. Quarterbacks worth anything on
the on the waiver wire and they're not worth much.
Ironically, I have the the opposite in this league.
In the Fogger league, I think I have two quarterbacks on my
roster, maybe, maybe a third one.
But in the in the other league, I'm rolling with four right now.

(39:34):
There's still some good ones outthere.
I I just picked up two a concussion of Iola.
As I said, they're not worth much.
It was a solid back up. I don't get on to it, dude.
In, in the previous years, I used to ride to it 'cause he was

(39:56):
on my team at one point and rideto it and he, he was successful
early and last year, maybe maybethe last year and a half he he's
really dropped off. Yeah, he was good in 2023.
He hasn't really been good sincethen and I don't want the
inconsistency. I, I, I was carrying three

(40:18):
quarterbacks with Baker Mayfieldand I was alternating Gino Smith
and whoever was on the the waiver wire basically until
Jackson Dart got the start. And so now I only have two
quarterbacks, Jackson Dart and and Baker.
Laker I'm liking my team in the in the Fogger though.

(40:41):
I'm me and Biggs were talking about it before the podcast
fired up but my team is very defensive heavy putting up a lot
of points. Oh, Rocco on went down.
That's what you. Need to do in this game because
it's a difference. Maker.
Yeah. The Did he get hurt?
You say he went down. I don't know if he came back and
if he's playing this week, but yeah, he got hurt last game.

(41:02):
Yeah, he got hurt last week. Oh no.
Thanks. Yeah, he's doubtful.
Fuck. All right, we have to figure.
That out do some waiver water hunting so.
Thanks for letting me. Know, but yeah, I mean, you
know, not much, not much else toreport on on the Fogger League

(41:26):
at the moment. It's always a good time though.
Yeah, that leads fun as hell though.
Dude. I'm happy we we started doing
that. And, and I just wanted to say
this just so it's on the record,Bryce is a lame ass for not
joining and he didn't, he didn'tdisappoint or surprise me.
I expected this, but. That man on the record, yeah.
I don't know what else. I don't know what what we

(41:48):
expected. I I tried my hardest and he just
refused. Oh, I don't know man.
Me and Kyle been playing Rocket League a lot and I don't know if
I could. I don't know if I can have the
time to have an app on my phone and look at it once a week.

(42:08):
Look at it once a week. Oh.
God. Listen, honestly, I I wish he
was in the league, but whenever you have guys in the league who
don't care at the end of the season, it it makes it difficult
for everybody else and it's better.
Hildy used to do that a lot. He set his line up for the first

(42:30):
four weeks and then never touch it again.
And Bryce inevitably, inevitably, would do that.
Yeah, even with dynasty, we can't.
Can't. Just can't.
Can't have it. Commission had to Commission had
to boot him out of one league. I called it dude.
I called it at the beginning of the season.
I think last when when I came back in last season, it was the

(42:53):
season before that. Before that, yeah, it was the
first season I was calling. About all season long.
You were working on him and Jimmy, and then like halfway
through you were like, I don't think it's going to happen with
Jimmy, but then you really set your sights on on Bryce and just
took him out. And Bryce was doing good at the
beginning of that season, then it fell apart for him, and then
he fell apart. Kept kept working his, working

(43:15):
his ribs real good. Soften him up.
Yeah, I'd be, I'd be on the I'd be on the Xbox with him.
Like man, that league sucks anyways.
You only. It's a fucking waste of time
dude. Bastard.
All right, well, let's move into3.
Start to finish. Come on, let's go.
Let's get this. Tray rolling.

(43:39):
Let's go. Hey, it's.
Time to go right now. Master or.
Disaster. All right, you already know it's
Master disaster. Shane's up front with eight,
Jason 3, Tim one Humpy, one under par.
I guess I'll go first, guys. Yeah.
And so just to let everyone knowwho gives a shit, we're we

(44:02):
talked about it last time and we're going to do the the
position specific for the rest of the season.
So today's running backs. All right, my master.
I'm going to go with Breece Hall, running back, New York
Jets. Jets are hosting the defenseless
Cowboys. Breece will feast.
Breece will feast my disaster. It's going to be Ashton Genti,
running back, Las Vegas, standing straight up and down in

(44:25):
the backfield like he's trying to see over top the line.
Listen, it goes in much smootherwhen you just bend over.
Bend over because the Colts defense is going to be fucking
you all day. You squat down when you pee, Mr.
Genti. You squat down when you pee.
Ashton Genti is my disaster. All right, well, my master's

(44:51):
Jameer Gibblesworth, dude gets the sensei defense this week and
he's going to be eating all day against that garbage ass front.
And my disaster is Bill Kroski Merritt.
I do think he's going to be helpful to this team, I hope.
I just don't believe it's going to be a contributor this week.
So especially against that that lack defense.

(45:12):
So Kroski Merritt is my disaster.
Sorry you killed me, dude. Oh, Bill Cosby, not going to be
able to pull it off this week. My master for the week is going
to be Derrick Henry. No Lamar Jackson means no yards
stolen away from Derrick Henry. Bad Houston defense.

(45:37):
My disaster is going to be Jordan Mason, the ginger
redheaded guy. Carson Wentz can't do anything.
Justin Jefferson's going to be on the sideline crying.
Jordan Mason's going to be eating a lot.
By Miles Garrett. They got the Cleveland's got the
best run defense in the league right now, only giving up 70
yards a game, so Jordan Mason's going to go poo poo all the way

(46:00):
home. Bad defense.
Bad defense. I love it.
Sleepy Kyron. Oh what a stupid sleepy Kyron
was too awake for that game. It's a smelling salt so they
should have banned them out right?
That's dude. Yeah.
What do they do? Like can we take just a second

(46:21):
to talk about this because I don't know if you guys saw the
clip where? Of a rodge.
A rodge dude. A rodge is all about the
performance enhancing drugs dude, whether it's fucking
ayahuasca or perks perk Rogers in O8 dude or I forget what that
clip was but when he was on those perks real bad.
I mean it was 2018. But anyways, the smelling salts

(46:45):
dude, are they illegal or what'sgoing on with them?
No, they just, they can't. The teams.
Can't pneumonia them. Anymore.
The teams can't provide them, but the players are still
allowed to have them. Yeah, and it's it's liability
reasons because they match concussion symptoms.
So essentially the teams are taking the liability off their
own hands. Yeah, so you that you bring up a

(47:08):
good point, Jay. Why don't they just ban them out
right? I think they will probably
eventually. Yeah, they're, I think they're
going to slowly get to it. When the when the rule first
came out, there was there was a solid couple players that came
out like pissed about it. Wasn't JJ Wallet one of them?
No, I don't know if he was. I know George Kittle was and I
think he was like, I've been using smelling salt since I was

(47:30):
like 15. So I don't know what I'm going
to do. Well Jesus dude just try being
normal playing the game. Isn't it essentially just taking
in a big a strong ass smell and just like alerting all your
shit? I mean, so, and, and actually me
and Ashley discussed this over the weekend because I showed her

(47:51):
the video of, of Rogers doing it.
She compared it in which is likea solid comparison.
It gives you a boost energy for like a small period.
It's the same thing as doing like a a fucking line of coke
right before you go out on the field.
Yeah, I agree. It gives the same like reaction,
it just you know alert you for for a short period.

(48:14):
Well, we need to get get Tim on some smelling salts in between
these these segments so he knowswhen to press the buttons
correctly. I'm doing good this episode.
I only messed the points, sorry.Tim, Sorry, Tim.
All right. I want to go ahead my master for
the week. I'm taking Scatabo.

(48:35):
Scatabo scam. Scatabo followed his breakout
Week 4 performance against the Chiefs with a solid stat line of
90 total yards on 27 touches. New Orleans gave up six catches
for 52 and a touchdown to McCaffrey in Week 2.
Most running backs have found room to run in a traditional
sense, as the Saints are allowing 4.13 yards per carry

(49:00):
this season as the first round of the bye week weeks hit the
lineup. Skatebo looks to be a perfect
spot for a starting role this week, and I definitely wrote
that and did not copy and paste it from a popular website.
Disaster. I'm taking Rashad White.
Seattle's playing it down on running backs in recent weeks,
which is 84 total yards allowed per game, probably second to the

(49:23):
Browns. As Jay just mentioned, in their
last two contests, De Marcado became the first running back to
score on them. Shout out to the to our boy with
a receiving touchdown. But it's been tough sledding for
running backs. Otherwise.
Rashad White could be the latestto have a rough day against the
Seahawks disaster. Rashad White Master.

(49:43):
Camus Katiba. Two important parts of that.
The first is some some called Scatabo, the scat man, but
people call me that as well for different reasons because I scat
my shorts. The second one is thank you for

(50:05):
bringing up the one true runningback, Amari de Marcado.
Mike, I know you're jealous. It's OK, you know, Troy, Trey
Benson went down. You tried to trade him to me a
bunch in the offseason, but I knew he was going to be
worthless eventually because of Mari.
Demicardo was going to be the only the only one that matters
in Arizona anymore. So big shout out to Mari.

(50:29):
And when he goes into the Hall of Fame, I'm going to be the one
to induct him. I'm going to send him clips of
our early episodes and be like, I've always had your back on
Mari. I should be at least VIP
treatment to your Hall of Fame induction.
Well, you're, you're going to bethe guy that comes and knocks on
the door. What's remember the The big guy
that used to come and knock on the door, that's what.

(50:49):
It's going to be me. I'm going to knock on his door.
Sleepy Kyron fumbling into the end zone.
Yeah, Sleepy Kyron fumble and lost the ball with a minute left
down 3 points. Wow, yeah.
Wow, he's real sleepy tonight. But he got real.
Fucking sleepy Sam Franz got thethe goal line up their ass right
now though. Where is where is de Marcotte

(51:11):
right now? Is he on your team, Jay?
Oh yeah, he's starting this week.
It's so crazy that the saga still somehow fucking continues
this year with no prompt unprompted.
Unprompted. Exactly.
Dude, he's just been riding the bench silently for almost a year
now. Now he matters again.
All the sudden the fuck? Dude, not all of a sudden he's
always mattered. He has.

(51:32):
What matters? King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.

(51:53):
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
All right, Tim, undefeated at 3 and O everyone else is 1 and 2.

(52:17):
That sucks, Tim, who you got this week?
Last week you had AW Matt over Vince, who you got this week.
This week I'm going to take Zachover Jeff.
I had R.E.M. over Vince, but everybody else took that also,
so I switched it up. I'm going to go Zach over Jeff.
Everyone else, two people, two other.
That's only 50%, Tim. Sorry.

(52:41):
Well, the other person didn't make their pick yet, so.
That's fair. All right, well, at last we got
to week 3. I took a loss Jimmy over MM
shoved it down my throat and then came out the next week and
shoved it down my throat again. It's probably why I'm sick right
now, to be honest. This week, though, I am going
R.E.M. over Vince. Vince, his entire team is on a

(53:01):
bye week. So it's just it just makes
sense. And actually I'm gonna use my
Swami this week on RAM over Vince.
I'm going for it. Now's as good a time as.
Any it is, it is where's. Swami in.
The season, OK. I mean, Vince has all backups
in. He had he like if he.

(53:21):
Wins this week I might just giveup at King of the Hill and.
I'll pick the rest of the year. OK, Jason's using the swami.
Swami, Swami. Swami Swami, Swami Swanson,
Samson. Well.
I I had a win last week, first one of the the season in this
and this Tim over R.E.M. and this week I'm flipping it or

(53:42):
switching it up and taking R.E.M. over Vince as well.
And I'm also doing my swami. Smart, smart.
We got, we got the swami of swami.
It's actually, it's a swami swami.
It's a double point. Swami Swami.
Well, I'm going to go against the green.

(54:02):
Last week I did get AW picking Jeff over myself, and this week
I'm taking our own Jason over our own Tim, Tim's four and OJ
Bone. What's your record?
2:00 and 2:00. Two and two, I'm taking.
I'm taking David to beat Goliaththis week.
It's happening. I can.

(54:22):
I can smell it, Jay. Right now with with one player
each, we're about even. I'm winning 23 to 22
essentially. Oh damn.
Neck and neck. Did you see the return yet?
No, I don't have it on. All right, well, King of the

(54:43):
Hill sponsored by Humphreys Holmes.
Check us out. Always just in time to buy,
sell, builder, invest. Guys, I threw out a great idea
about a fucking Humphreys Holmesclient event in the valley and
nobody responded except for Jason.
Thank you, Jason, you're haunted.
Haunted Ghost ride, party, bus tour, pub crawl.

(55:07):
We would go to old Lady Loftus's.
We would go to that cemetery where we went ghost hunting that
one time out on Fernwood. You smell cucumbers.
I smell cucumbers, I guess. I guess the Steubenville library
is haunted. Did you guys know this?
I heard something. About the branch.
No, I didn't want. There's one.

(55:29):
I think it's downtown, I think. Yeah, but it is.
It's supposed to be pretty haunted and there's a couple
other places along the way as well.
There's a couple other haunted places, but I guess you guys
didn't think it was that cool. I thought it was great.
I 100% thought I messaged you back but I guess I did not or at
least liked it or something. And you know what?
Since I was a client, I, I am allowed to go.

(55:52):
Tim, you were also a client, butyou're not allowed to go because
you didn't. Read I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're right, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You're out, you're out. I'm sorry all.
Right. Well.
Bacon. Take man.

(56:36):
All right, we went two and two in Week 3, which brings us to 8
and three on the season, still going strong with a nice winning
record. Let's go ahead and see if we can
Gabe Davis it up this week. All right, my prop bet.
I don't remember what it was last week, but I do believe it
hit. He did.
It was Aaron Rodgers plus over 1.5 touchdowns.

(56:59):
OK, sweet. Last week I did that.
This week, Jay, I think you'll like this one.
I'm going. Jaylen Waddle, 70 plus receiving
yards, Miami at Carolina, Sundayat 1:00.
They're Tyrekeless and I think Jaylen Waddle is going to get a
good portion of the targets thatTyreke would have had gotten, so

(57:20):
I think that he's going to get 70 plus yards this week.
I do love it and I hope it goes to fruition.
And he also gets a TD this week.I'm going Dallas Jets under 48.
Dallas is their offense is is looking great.
Their defense is looking terrible, but it's the opposite
on in New York. The The Jets defense is always

(57:42):
strong. Their offense is pretty
terrible. So I I do expect to see this one
stay under the the the high number of 48.
All right, and for my flaked, baked and raked lock of the
week, I am taking, am I taking again?
I'm going to pull it up here. Sorry.

(58:02):
I'm taking Houston against the spread.
They're -2 1/2. I think the Ravens are reeling,
especially on defense, and now they might be.
Or they're without Lamar Jackson, and that's a big
problem. Texas won.
Texans won for the first time last week against the Titans and
showed some life on offense. The defense is special.

(58:23):
Not special needs, but special. I think that'll keep them in it.
And they win it late without Jackson on the field.
So I'm taking Houston -2 1/2. It's from the bone.
And that to me. That takes us on the the

(58:44):
Commission's careless cram. All right, I got DraftKings
opened up. Commish, what are we doing?
Are we doing a game? You want me to scroll until I
land on a game and then you'll decide again?
Or? Exactly.
OK, let me pull it. Book the NFL.
All right? OK, Stand by.

(59:04):
All right, Whenever you're ready, go ahead and tell me to
stop. Stop all.
Right, This is going to be a tricky one.
We got Baltimore hosting Houston.
Baltimore is a home dog in this game.
They're plus 2 1/2. The Over Under is 40 1/2.

(59:25):
Let me get, let me get a prop inthat game.
OK. Passing.
Rushing. What do you think?
Let's go rushing. All right, rushing yards.
Let's see. Baltimore, Let me see what we
got for Derrick Henry all. Right, we're all.

(59:46):
Going. In overtime.
All right, hold on. Let me see here.
Rushing props, we go to this. First, tell Kayla we said to
keep it down in the background overtime.
There we go. Rushing yards over, under.
OK, Derrick Henry over under 84 1/2.
Woody Marks couldn't have been named anymore perfectly.

(01:00:07):
Woody Marks over under 56 1/2. Oh, I'm taking woody marks over
56 1/2, all right. Who the fuck is Woody Marks?
It's a perfect name, perfect porn name if you ask me.
How was? How much was a 56 1/2?
56 1/2 That's a -110. Perfect.
Let's get it baby. Let's get it how?
Do I take? How do I find that?

(01:00:28):
Tim? We're going to talk me through
it real quick. OK, go to the game and then at
the top you'll see like a side scroll bar, says popular game
lines. TD scores scroll over until you
get to rushing props. OK.
And then should be the first one.
Rush, rush yards, right? Woody Marks plus what are we
doing? I'm sorry.

(01:00:50):
Scroll down. Scroll down to Rush yards over
Under. Rush yards over, under.
It's there, it's been. Sorry, there you.
Go. And Woody Marks is a a fourth
round draft pick this year. Jade, they actually traded up to
get him so and. We're taking the over for the.

(01:01:11):
Under taking the over, once I saw them having issues with
with, what's his name? Nixon.
Yeah, Nixon. I went and picked him up like
did. Did Nick Chubb get hurt?
Nope, he didn't get hurt, but what he marks is outplaying him.
So they're they're giving him heactually had more a higher
percentage of carries last week I.

(01:01:32):
Didn't know that I haven't. I haven't followed much on on
Houston. Man, I love Chubb still man, but
he lost a little bit of his first, you know what I mean?
He don't have that same speed and acceleration like once after
injury against Pittsburgh. And I mean, he's still like like
durable and a strong back. But like I said, Marks is he's
got a little more explosiveness at this point in time now, I

(01:01:54):
mean. And he's my versatile back.
He's a he's a much better pass catcher and route runner.
Yes. He had like 5 catches for like
40 yards last week. They say when you're when your
knee goes 12 to 12, it takes sixyears off your playing career.
Jesus, man, man, you ain't lie, Jay.
That's just real because I'll be.

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That was a nasty, gruesome injury, bro.
And like, yeah, I just, I feel like he'll never get back to
that, unfortunately, because he was like one of my favorite
backs of the league. Like Hendricks really one of the
only guys going that I'm like I've been a real big fan of.
But you know, from that 20 tens,like, you know, Jordan, Howard,
Jay and Jai remember some of thebacks of the days and stuff, and

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they're all gone. We got 543 in the account, So
what are we putting on that bet?543.
Damn. Dude, he's going to get some
beat down Baltimore defense right now all.
Right, it's in. No going back now.

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It's a good call. They just lost their best
lineman too for the year, maybe career unfortunately.
Who did they lose? Jay.
I can't remember. He's got a real crazy name, but
he got a neck injury last week and.
You're talking about the D tackle for Baltimore.
Yeah, they're, they're being real.
There's no definite answer on his playing career at the

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moment. That's probably is it Matabu K.
Yeah. Just Justin Matabu K Man, he's a
dog, too. A.
Lot. Of crazy injuries this past
week, dude. I mean you remember that guy
from Detroit in the preseason too man Y'all remember that when

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that dude like seized out for the Lions in that pre season
game? Oh, I.
Missed that, yeah. I don't think I saw that either.
Yeah, I guess the Falcons pro, it was nuts, bro.
If y'all ever get to catch that clip like tonight or something,
if y'all remember it was a safety.
I think that the Lions distracted this year.
He had a hit, but I think like when he got low, you know, to

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breakdown for a tackle, he took like a Falcons running back.
Like they took a knee to like the side of his helmet and like
bro was uncontrollably seasoned for like a little minute bro,
like they were freaking out. That's terrible.
It was kind of like that Hamblinstuff, a little basketball
surprise. The NFL didn't know if it was

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just because it was preseason. But I mean, any type of
seriousness, like they're just going to get covered, you know,
at a high level. I was surprised that they showed
going back to the Tyreek injury.I'm surprised they showed it
like over and over again. Man, the graphicness of it, bro,
Yeah. Normally they like.
It's considering the circumstance, but I think they

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showed that three times the amount that they showed Dax a
couple years ago, and his ankle injury was pretty nasty.
Back. That was really rough.
But the Tyreek man, that right in that knee and around that
ligament boy, you know that I don't care if he was like, I
mean, I know like how she said the only thing that probably

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like made it look like it wasn'tas bad is that adrenaline and
stuff going, you know, but man, you know, especially the next
day. Oh yeah, man, could you imagine
having to go to sleep after you did that?
Before you have surgery? Oh.
Man his even said he still wantsto play next year so more power

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to him. Hopefully he heals up well
enough to be able to do that. I'll be worried about walking,
let alone playing football. He's definitely got to play with
all those new kids that he's gotcoming now.
Stop it. I was actually going to ask.
I was actually going to ask, youthink this is going to slow down
the child production or increaseit increase.
Yeah, he's got anything to do for a little bit.
Yeah, he's got nothing else to do.

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Have a baby by me, baby. Be a millionaire.
Piece of white trash. It's time to trash the
Commission. I'll change that song one of
these days, but it is our favorite segment, the time to
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Check out the Greg's Eggs it's awesome YouTube channel.
Like subscribe, tell him he's cool.
Anyone want to kick it off today?
Sure. I'll get it real quick.
I just want to say I want to, I wanted to make a personal call
out the Remington. It hasn't he supposed to be he

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hasn't he supposed to join us onlike 4 episodes in a row and
just what's he's nowhere to be found?
Has anybody reached? Out to him about it, though.
I did. OK, OK, OK then yes.
What do you say? Trash him.
He did. Well, it looks like now that he
did answer me. Oh, how convenient.
R.E.M. What did he say though?
On my. Convenience.

(01:06:56):
Tuesday you just said what time,but it did take him quite a
while to respond so. Yeah.
Well, our former, our our reigning, the incumbent
champion, reigning champion, I guess you'd call him too scared
to come on the podcast. I guess I don't know.

(01:07:18):
Well, he does first win this week, so he's probably in better
spirits. Yeah, he won't He'll need to
come on and talk about that. I'm and we have a bone to pick
with him. I still don't let me forget
about it. So it's unresolved.
We we need to talk to him about something.
And also we had a birthday this past week.
I believe in the league, the absolute unit, the franchise.

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El Franquisio Jimmy Sistido. Happy birthday.
Happy Sistido turned 43 this past week, and his every year
that he gets older, his biceps grow an inch.
All right. Happy birthday, Jimmy.
Piece of white. Trash.

(01:08:06):
It's tons of trash. One of my one of my favorite
Jimmy memories of all time is not one of the many times Jimmy
was fucked up and ruined our nights.
It's the time that Shane pulled the, you know, reverse card on
him, got fucked up and ruined his night.
We were in Kent State and Jimmy Jimmy was on a three strike rule

(01:08:28):
at his dorm room. Apparently he had already used
up a couple of his nine lives with the Ras and Shane got
blacked out on kamikaze shots. We were like 18 years old and
Jane was puking blue, puking blue and purple shots up all
over Jimmy's dorm. And Jimmy's like whoa, man,
whoa, quiet, man, whoa, whoa, calm down, man.

(01:08:49):
Whoa, whoa, quiet, quiet. Jimmy didn't sleep that night.
He sat in his bed, staring at everybody.
Primarily Shane. Oh man.
Good girl, man, I. Went up there a time or two,
kept with him too. Man, that was that was fun times
up there in his dorm with the man, wasn't it bro?

(01:09:15):
Yeah, hilarious. You can.
You can tell that Jimmy was on thin ice in that place, though,
because the way he was policing us about being quiet.
I missed that night with y'all though.
I don't know. I don't know how I did.
But oh, that night was ridiculous.
We walked home and I, I couldn'teven keep myself up.
They had like having like propped up like fucking.

(01:09:37):
No, you were you like hit a wallbecause you were fine.
You were completely coherent. And we ran into a group of
people that we didn't know whereit was talking to him outside.
And I remember during that conversation you went from
completely sober ish seeming to just next level out of this
universe dimension ready to finda bed and throw up in it.

(01:10:02):
Oh, what a ridiculous. Night.
I think you fell into a pile of snow or something.
I remember that. I don't remember that, but I
remember you guys telling me about.
Anyways, Jimmy's a big Doo Doo poo poo stinky head and that's
my trash. Piece of white trash, it's time
to trash. Jagon's muted, Shane doesn't go.

(01:10:28):
So I guess I'll, I, I told him Iwouldn't tell you guys out that
we were texting, but Mike and I were sending some messages back
and forth to each other the other day, just, you know,
asking about each other's wieners and things like that,
you know, just normal everyday conversation.
And he asked me to bring him over some McDonald's breakfast.
So I gave him what I like to call the Mcstuffin.

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I mean, come on, guys. Mike's so good at sucking Dick.
It just comes natural to this guy.
I'm I'm not making a joke that was no joke.
That's just pointing out that Mike is really good at fellatio.
Piece of white trash, it's time to trash.
The Commission Rollerblade. Thank you.

(01:11:14):
I need a button with one of those things on it.
Hey, I'll send. I send out the roller blades as
I need, as I as they deserve myself.
I don't think I'd give anybody more roller blades than myself.
That's fair. That's.
Fair, as long as the buttons available I'll slam it out there
real quick piece. Of white trash.

(01:11:37):
It's time to trash the Commission.
Anyone else want to go Biggs? You got anything you want to you
want to hate on chain or something?
Got any trash playing around I'm.
Cool, man. I think, you know, just
hopefully Humphrey's addressing the collusion and just making

(01:11:57):
sure that we get that in there is really enough for me, man.
Like, because I mean, we hadn't heard about it in a while.
And like we, you know, it's kindof like any ceremonious holiday
that we celebrate in America, man.
We're not. We can't forget bro Shane,
Shane's been my guy since 9/9 man, but like I have always had

(01:12:20):
a little bit of a nickname for him, you know, for this league
and it's, you know, collusion Commission and he's a great he's
a Great Commission, but like youknow, you can't deny the
collusion out here, man. It's.
Ridiculous. Also also, you know what it was.
So these trades tend to happen and then both everybody starts

(01:12:43):
to seems to blow up. It's like an insider.
It's like an insider trading loss, you know what I mean?
It's an insider trading case with these guys.
You got to keep an eye on them. You done?

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They're talking to me by the way, guys.
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