Episode 3.09

Former PNGPL champion Jeff Gratzmiller joins the panel. The crew investigates some strange phenomena going on in the league. Is it collusion?... or dark magic?!?!?!

Episode Transcript

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Welcome class, great to see thateveryone was able to make it
this evening. Now as you all know, these are
your finals. These will contribute to a big
part of your final grade in order to pass this course.
As for the three sections that will be on this Hey Shane test,
check this outbreak them down 1.Humps quit giving me wet

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willies. That's like a dead 1 today.
Bro thank you. Cheese does on your fingers.
No, that's from Jeff's mom. You think that's bad?
Just look at my tongue. Girls.
Dude not cool bro Test not cool.Be a bonus section which will

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cover the winningest head coaches in NFL history, a top 25
list, minimum 150 games by winpers AJ and that.
Check this out. You all know the typical rules
to the text. God damn it, humps.
I said that excuse me, Seems to be that I may be interrupting

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you all. No, Mr. Biggs, I'm sorry.
Tim keeps sticking his finger inmy ear.
Bullshit Humps is the one that'sfucking with me.
Enough the both of you. I've had it with this nonsense.
You guys say you represent the Pow POW New Guinea Prime League,
yet humps is over here dropping $75.00 from his FAB on 1/3

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string wide receiver. And you, Tim, leader of gays.
You're gay, Tim, and your quarterback situation has been
suspect at best since you tradedaway that press cock.
Kind of like Indian Creek when we were in high school.
And Justin, Tim, remind me againhow many championships you 2

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have won and you 2 over there, Shane, Jason, the
administration. Administration of what?
Forbidden love? You guys are like 2 Jewish
grandmothers arguing whether or not Brad Pitt is circumcised.
News flash, he's not. You guys have combined for three
wins so far. Three wins this year.

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All of you guys, your bacon tapepicks are trash, your King of
the Hill picks are trash, and your trap picks have all been
trash. I expect more out of this group,
but no, you guys coming to classevery day stoned out of your
mind and keep repeating dumb shit like Saloni or Britney
Watch. You know what guys?
I think you need to listen to this.

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Hand me that microphone. It's time you fools learn a
thing or two. Are you ready class?
This take it away. 7:40. Prime league forecast.

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Clutch kicker, the defensive grind sets the QB forces
turnovers like this ball mine. Who gonna win it all?
I'm not quite sure. I don't know.
Is it in your girls guts? The team succeedo team donkey
puncher humps a Snoop Balone andwe have grateful Zed squaring
off and let it rain. Improved versus smaller basket.

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Who gonna feel the pain? Spider Man versus water rockets?
Who gonna do their thing in thatprime time showdown that
completes this race? Fantasy football team first team
team face prime time. Hey guys this is Jason your Co

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commish owner of the Rosebuds. Welcome to episode 9 Week says 7
of the NFL season. Tonight I'm joined by Tim, owner
of The Gays. The gays continue to be

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investing in. OK, Tim, no one cares.
Moving on. Owner of the Carnegie Cookie
Monsters, Justin. OK, moving on.
Once again, owner of the SanfordSquish scrubs whatever he calls

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himself now, the so-called Commish Shane.
Hello. All right, Shane, shut up.
Next on the docket we have the voice of the podcast, Mr. Biggs.
Thank you. Thank you very much, Jay.

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Very Ben Stein of. You.
Yeah. All right, that's enough.
Moving on. Moving on.
We got things to do now. Come on.
And finally, we have a special guest.
Oh, yay. All the all the way from
Colorado, owner of the newly crowned teammate theme Face
Jeff. Thrilled to be here.

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Yeah, yeah. Thrilled to be here.
Shane, do we have some remindersor sponsors or whatever this?
Come on. Yeah, if you would like some
more of that that heat that you felt on that intro there, then
you can stop by the website primeleaguenetworks.com.
And don't forget to like, subscribe and follow us wherever
you listen. Thought I'd change it up.

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God. Damn kid.
Everyone's always too excited for the intros.
I've actually I've had enough ofit.
Hey. Just Justin, you're muted.
Can't hear you? Sorry about that.

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I was gonna, you know, yeah, I was real excited to do spooky
season and we were gonna do Friday the 13th intro.
But Tim said it was a stupid idea and he said like, we're not
doing it. So I I just put real zero effort
into the intro because of that. It's me.
I almost like I almost liked it better because you're right, we
are always super positive on theintro.

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You just came in the exact antithesis of that I love.
It real negative because, and we'll get into this more later,
but last week was a this was a shit show, mass proportions.
Tim's on point with the sound effects tonight.
I love it. Fucking love it.

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We got Jeff in the house. Jethro, how's it going?
Doing good, doing good. Thanks for thanks for having me
on, guys. Oh.
Yeah. Thanks for coming.
Yeah. Anybody watching the Steeler
game? Yeah, it's 2017 right now.
Bengals while putting up a show?I'm really liking Aaron Rodgers
there. Did you see?
Like I was watching him in the first half?

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He was really, he would look like Tom Brady the way he was
like calling audibles left and right.
And I think he did. He did.
He threw a pick towards the end of the first half though,
unfortunately but. Yeah.
And I think he he's thrown another one at this point.
Yeah, he has too. Yeah, well, the second one was
impressive by the DB. Yeah, that.
Was the one for the chase, right?

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Yeah, it was crazy. We got a score update anyone?
It's 20 to 17 Bengals on top. They have the ball right now in
their territory. Third quarter still.
Yep, 258 left. Oh.
I thought about Rob. Hats they're wearing, they have
like the tiniest logos for some reason.
The Steelers what their helmets?No, their hats like on the

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sideline. Oh.
Yeah, those are. Those are the.
Logos. Those are the NFL official ones
this year. They're they're real it.
The NFL heard us talking about far back Robinson and stole our
idea. Yes.
I heard tonight Tomlinson Mike Tomlinson is now the longest

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tenured coach in the NFLNBANHL like all together.
Damn 19. Years I told I told people that
he does one place expect for that longevity.
At one place, right, because Andy Reid's been coaching
longer. Yeah, because Andy Reid's still
there. Yeah, but is that what that?

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Is that what they say? When they mean tenured, they
mean at the same place he's been.
Yes, Yup, Yup, gotcha. Yeah, because Reed they keep the
two pretty much two different franchise spent a long tenure in
each one where Tom when like pretty much since he got that
head coaching gig, man, he stepped in to replace Cower and
they have not looked back organizations not look back

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since they, you know, replaced cower man.
That's got that's got to say something.
Especially when we were talking about 20-30 years ago how, you
know, African American coaches, you know, like for them to be
head coaches like that was stilllike something that they were
working and fighting for. You know, to even have like a
few of them in the league. Now you got, you know, damn near

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about 1/4 or 1/3 of the league at any given time is you know,
so that's that's something good to see, you know, because you
know, years ago it was like the quarterback position or certain
positions. Now you know, when you have the
head coaching like this league, definitely without question,
that was a a melting pot. And like, they've slowly been
even working their way to recruit international players

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and then with them played over Europe and stuff all the time.
Tell you they ain't going to be too long.
You see the NFL like, you know, the NHL and the NBA, we're going
to start seeing guys from like other countries, Like of course,
certain ones that soccer or whatever might beat a
predominant sport. But if there's anywhere else
where they like football or they're playing some kind of,
you know, form of American football, you're going to start

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seeing players get picked up telling you.
Combined age of the two startingquarterbacks tonight is like 85.
It's a fun insane. They're 40 and 41.
It's outrageous. That's wild, man.
That's really crazy. It's it's so.
Wild Flacco was just. Picking them apart too.
Yeah, dude, Flacco's playing great.

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Flacco. Kills the Steelers every time.
Yeah, every time. What do you guys, what do you
guys think about that trade? Though Tomlin did say that he
thought it was a whack trade forthe Browns to trade them to an
interdivisional team to to help them out.
What do you guys think about that?
I mean, it was the first one since 1974, so.
Yeah, there's, there's just something happening, something

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like that. It's outrageous.
What in our divisional trade or between those two teams?
An international trade mid season.
By anybody quarterback trade? Quarterback, Quarterback.
OK. But but interdivisional I think
is what Tomlin was saying in that in that interview.
I mean, they even said like on the on the broadcast, they even
said like a lot of teams thoughtit was surprising that Michael

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Parsons was traded within the conference, let alone the
division. Yes, Yep.
Yeah. I think that's Dallas's biggest
competition. A year that both their teams are
on. They're probably going to face
each other in an NFC divisional round championship round.
You definitely don't want to letyour superstar stay even in the
conference. As Shane said, you know, you're
hoping that he goes to play withlike the Los Angeles Chargers or

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something like that, like, you know, to let him go to like
Green Bay, San Fran or Philly orsomething like that.
Washington, Wolf, That's, that'srough.
And this is a quarterback in Cincinnati is dangerous and
everybody knows that. They just need a few pieces, one
of them being Joe Burrow, or I guess Joe Flacco in this case.
Well, you, Robert Jason. Didn't Harrison play in

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Cleveland and Cincinnati for brief stints?
Yeah, he went to Cincinnati. I don't know about it.
Did he play in Cleveland? I don't remember.
He definitely played in Cincinnati, though.
Yeah. I was working at triple play at
the time and then there's a bunch of Bengals fans in there
super hyped about it. Which they got you cut up gasses

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Looking forward to that. Well, that's my Mama.
Weekly review that back in lookslike.

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V Carnegie Crumbs Humps spends his entire fat budget by Week 7.
OK, Any guesses? Don't don't shout him out yet,
Jeff. Hold on to him.
We'll come back to it again. I'll play it once or twice more
and then we can move on. I feel like this is the one O

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6.3 spot the spot the site contest every week.
Who are we talking about? What are we talking about?
Where are we talking about? Tell us online1o63theriver.com.
The Carnegie Crumbs Humps spendshis entire fat budget by Week 7.

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That's tough, dude. Dude.
Yeah, God, that's tough. But I have an idea.
That's hard, Jimmy. But.
Kool-aid Man beat off to death. Wayne Morales caught a red hand.
I'm going to say, I think I'm going to say I don't know if
we're saying all. Right all.

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Right, I'll, I'll keep it you. Want to hear it one more time
before we move on, Or is that good?
Yeah, one more time. I'm trying to get some
inflection. I can't pick up any like unique
characteristic of it. The Carnegie crumbs hump spends
his entire fat budget by week. 7.

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All right, Shane, why don't we have a look at what happened
last week? Yeah, we can absolutely do that.
All right, well, we had another great slate of games come
through this weekend, including the first win for yours truly,
so let's dive right in. We had Spider Man parts.
We're given the wettest of willies, losing to the Eskimo
Brothers, 123 to 81. The grateful Zeds were put out

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to pasture by the Carnegie Cookie Monsters, 119 to 88.
That's the A/B IW award going tothe Carnegie Cookie Monsters
this week. What is that?
What's the ABR? Award.
Isn't that root beer? The little of those spanked the
rosebuds. What?

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By damn near double their point total, 162 to 90.
Two, it didn't happen. With the raping award going to
the Little Labos and that is thehighest combined point total in
the week. At 2:55 Team MC Team Face, or
excuse me, Team MC Theme face caught the full girth of the

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Hilltop Gaze 128 to 120 in our barn burning game of the week.
What a climax for the Gaze. The Dark Side Diddlers fumble
the ball and are making me look real stupid for putting faith in
in Dwayne's team as he lost to Team Snook 116 to 100.
That's the upset of the week. And finally, Team Succeedo was

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professionally executed by the Scrub Daddies 125 to 80, with
the Poor Little Puppy award going to Team Succeedo.
So So what is the A/B IW award? I'm still I'm still clueless on
that. What does that mean?
I'm not sure, I didn't put it inthere.
Jason, isn't it you that types it?

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I didn't put it in there. I.
Don't know what that is, the A/BIW award?
Tim, what's going on in your brain?
It's not me either. It was definitely a shame.
I didn't put it in there. You put the, you did, you did
the segment one this week. I know, but I didn't put that
part in there. I don't know, I it, it wasn't
me. Am I going to have to pull up

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the history of like the activitylog on the document here?
Damn it. Too funny.
I don't know. Let's just roll with it.
We'll just keep it every week. We'll we'll make up different
analogies every week for it. Whatever.
That's called hyperbole. Yeah, well, well, why don't I

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get my thoughts on the free agent acquisitions from last
week? Eskimos added Tez Johnson at
wide receiver, the Lil Labos added Ty Johnson.
Mcteam Face officially added Mr.Mayor at tight end, The Gays
added Mac Who? Mac Jones at quarterback and the

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Rosebuds added Folsom Knocks at tight end.
Oh God. And I'm, I'm just thinking back
to that fake news headline aboutme spending all my FAAB as I
read this, but the waivers and bids.
The Eskimos added Cam Johnson for $2.00, securing that

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Buccaneer receiving core in the process.
The Cookie Monsters picked up Joe Flacco for $20.
The Daddies added Bam Bam Night for $37 and the gays peered deep
into the elder abyss by adding Mr. Mustard for $0.00.

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No trades this week. Can we go back to the matchups
for a minute? What did you guys think about
some of those? Any any any that stand out?
Did the Dark Side Diddler's falling to Team Snook surprise
you guys? It did to me.
Yeah, yeah. Wasn't expecting it.
I would have to say so a little bit.
I mean, I know it's any given week and I mean you're always

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going to get an upset and thingslike that, but I definitely
didn't think that that was the match up that we were going to
go in to see it though, to be honest.
Two weeks ago he won with like 8people on behind a bunch of
injured players against Remington.
Right and. Then he comes down and beats
Wayne. The fantasy football, that's
unheard of. You know how how much you can

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pull that off twice or three times in the same season?
That's the last time we'll see that.
It was the first week that Remy's team did show up though,
so. I mean.
You, Shane. So those those were the two big
surprises. To me.
I'm not even surprised, to be honest.
Not even like I knew Thursday when two players put up 46

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points for him. I was going to have a bad week.
I knew it. He's not allowed on the podcast
anymore either. The week that we're planning.
The one time we get him to come on.
He's out no longer when we're matching up.
Listen, I don't know if you guyscan hear the difference of the

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quality of the Prime League podcast past couple weeks, but
we started having a little Monday pre production kind of
chat just to kind of get shit inorder.
And we've got 2 guests 2 weeks in a row analysis.
We're making real progress here,guys.
Hell yeah, yeah, we are organized sufficient things are
getting done in a timely fashion.

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Yeah, loving. It And then instead of all of us
scrambling on Thursday to piece all this together real quickly.
I definitely think we bounced back with the, you know, guest
appearances and staying consistent with that similar to
we did in season 1 because I felt like last season we did
kind of like, you know, not thatwe didn't have any guests, but

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we fell off of it a bit. I felt like last year and I feel
like this year, like even for memyself, like I was kind of out
of it a bit last year, you know,just getting back into a
relationship and stuff and you know, like it was, we were just
getting to know each other and things like that, you know.
But this season I feel like, youknow, I'm settled in, I'm back
into it myself individually. I feel like maybe that's the,

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you know, same for the rest of the gang too, because I feel
like we're, you know, just a little more, you know, active
and responsive, like you said tothe pre preparation of the show,
not just winging it and just, you know, hopping on week by
week. Right.
Well, it's hard. It's hard to schedule when Tim
has nightly baby oil wrestling class from 7:00 to 8:00 PM.

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We could never like link up. He's he's real slippery to get a
hold of after that he's. Slick, he's like sliding out of
his chair. Shane, how did it feel to get
your first win? No, it felt real good and it was
done in a the solid fashion, so I was happy about that.
I'm happy about where my team's at right now it, even though

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it's sitting at 1:00 and 5:00. I got two players coming back
this week that'll be helpful to me moving forward, I hope.
And I just need to get I need someone to either pop off at
running back for one of my my rookies or I need to make a
trade to solidify that spot. But I feel good about this win
and I'm looking forward to this week actually for the first time
all. Season.
Have you written off the season,Shane?
I remember going in the last week you I mean looking at your

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team that you put together. I mean there are people Jeff
shouting collusion. Not necessarily.
I mean, we'll see what happens. There are people, Jeff.
I I had no idea who like 3 of the people on your team that
were starting even were. Like I've never even heard their
name before. Well.

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I had to take a chance last weekand the week before that.
Just the way my teams come together this year are falling
apart, I should say. Jeff, we got you on the podcast.
We're we're we're glad to have you.
How's how's it looking for your team this year?
And what do you think of like the the outcomes of these games
this week? I mean, I feel like I got about

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two more weeks to decide if we're jumping ship or not, but I
don't know, it wasn't a bad week.
I mean, I really, I have a feeling the gays butthole was a
little clenched towards that, that last night, but the gays
took it. So, you know, down with the
gays. But really I just needed like

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one or two more people to do a little bit better and I would
have been OK. There's been a couple weeks.
I just made bad errors starting the wrong people and completely
starting or missing. Taking Brock Bowers out wouldn't
matter in any ways. Yeah.
It hasn't been a terrible year, but very poorly done by me so.
You are right that Tim was a little little afraid, but the

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gays have never met a tight spotthat they're afraid of.
Yeah, I feel it. Yeah, that was.
That was a hell of a game, hell of a shootout.
The barn burner of the week, Theclimax for the gays, some have
said before. I don't know, the the Lizzo

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division, it's always open. I hate to say it, but our
division is such trash. So are the gays.
Surprisingly, the gays are trashas well.
Yeah. And they're open, and they're
open. Always open.
Yeah. Who all's in the Lizzie?
It's you, me, Vince and Matt, right?
Yeah. So I think Matt's like the
leader right now. I think he's like 3 and two or

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three and three or something like that.
So it's it's always open, I feellike.
On the three and three, he's gotto be.
He might be on 1/2 then. Yeah, he's four and. 2 Jeff new
dad recently. How's that been?
Good. What's doing doing good, man.
He's sleeping 12 hours throughout the night so I can't
complain at all. Oh yeah, he did shit all over me

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today. But you know, it is what it is.
Nice. You're, you're, you're earning
your stripes there, love. Hey, Congrats.
By the way, Congrats, I've got the chance to tell you man.
Yeah, that's awesome. You know, I'm just looking at
the scores here and it's some bullshit.
I have the most points scored against me again again this

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season by 50 is the next closestperson to me.
This is horseshit. Jay, I feel the same way in the
Fogger league. What?
Every week I play one of y'all man.
Y'all's defenses go ballistic onmy team.
Bro. We're talking like 50-60.
Seventy points. These defenses were putting up 6

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sacks, 4 force fumbles, 2 picks.I'm like why every week against
me man, Damn. Let's let's talk about the
you're right bigs. Let's talk about the Fogger
league for a second. I forgot to swap out my tight
end I think and Nick edged me out by like 2 two points.
No, that was a hell of a that was a hell of a game this week.

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That was the best game actually,the Fogger league for what I
recall because Zach, Zach, Zach put it to me pretty good in that
league this week, man. Like I said, his defense went
off again. And I think that he had like
his, maybe it was his linebackeras well, like the combination of
them two. He had me even before Monday

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night and I was down by like 20 something I think Monday, Sunday
night and he still had two people Monday night.
I was like, yeah, this is a wrap.
I was like, I just hope that I don't get obliterated.
I think he would be maybe by like 40 points or something
like, but nonetheless, it was just just a bad week.
My guys underperformed. I have a feeling I'll be back

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this week against Mr. McClain. But our our matchups are always
really close from what I recall,even last season with Shane and
I like we have very similar teams.
We just maybe value certain positions like a little more
like that's where we differ. But nonetheless, we know how to
put like a complete team together.
So I see this matchup definitely.

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I don't see either one of us beaten the other one by like
more than 25 points. So I think it's it's going to
come down maybe, but like Mondaynight might be a deciding
factor. It's projected to be real tight
right now. Speaking of tight, there have
been some strange things happening in the league lately.

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Let's have a look at the one that really fucked me recently.

(27:59):
In a quiet fantasy Football League where mediocrity was the
norm, one team defied all logic.For weeks, Remington's roster
was a disaster, score so atrocious the rest of the league
began to suspect collusion for his championship last year.
But then something remarkable happened.

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Was it luck? Dark magic?
Or was Jason simply cursed? This week, R.E.M.'s
team, once thought hopeless, erupted for 160 points,
shattering records, expectations, and Jason's will
to live. Join us as we investigate the
inexplicable phenomenon known only as the Miracle of

(28:43):
Remington's lineup. Oh man, I can't believe how bad
my team is this year. Everyone's just laughing at me.
Call my championship from last year fake that.
It needs an asterisk as dry as Jason's pork.

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Yes, after a year long of waiting, I'm finally going to
beat Reb. He got me twice last year, but
this is it. I got Squish Barkley to help
seal the deal and his team has played like trash.
This will teach him to call my pork dry.
Oh I I don't I don't like how this is starting.

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So far he put up 46 points between two players on Thursday
and Squish only gave me 8. No worries, no way he keeps up,
keeps this up. Oh man, all my dreams have come
true. Oh, I'm gonna go ahead and do a
tough Fraser later probably. I don't care if I go win this
the rest of the year. Beating Jay this week all I want

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and I have a 40 point lead already.
My God, what is my team doing? Wilson get real drunk at a pub
in London before the game. Four points really.
I still have Josh Allen and Dustin Knox to help help me

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catch up though. Bijan with an 80 yard touchdown
ertz with a touchdown. Josh Allen looking like Josh
Rosen. I'm cooked burnt crisp.
Some may say I'll never hear theend of this.
Oh. God.

(30:36):
He 162 points. Oh, Jason's really going to rue
the day. I can't wait to hold this over
his head for the whole another year.
In the end, the truth remains emissive.

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How did a team once buried in the standings rise to unleash
such chaos? Was it strategy or sorcery?
Coincidence or cosmic justice? One thing is certain, Jason may
never recover, but if he does, his trust in the fantasy
football never will. Join us next week as we look
into the mysteries of how Jimmy's team continues to remain
competitive while he does nothing with it.

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The Carnegie Crumbs Humps spendshis entire fab budget by week 7.
Sorry, Jay, didn't mean to interrupt you there.
We can come back to that. I was just going to say I don't
know who those reenactors were, but they've that got really
nailed R.E.M. Sounded.
Just like crushed him dude. I mean the.

(31:55):
Accent. The accent was so accurate.
I mean, that's. Daniel Day Lewis.
That's that's the swamps of New Orleans coming out right there.
That's New Orleans mixed with Richmond, my guess.

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I'm tell you, I got to every time there's a weird voice like
that. I got to take Mike, but I got to
take Mike just because I can't pinpoint it.
That was my guess as well. I'm going, Mike.
OK, a pair of mics. There, Mike's.
I was going to say Jimmy. I'm I'm torn between Mike
because it is against Justin andMike loves Hayden, Justin or or

(32:42):
I just I feel like this is the week Tim's trying to trick us
and it might be Tim. No, she didn't even think about
that. But I'm going to go Tim.
Hear that? You hear that, Gary Bigs?
You got to. Are you able to throw your
guests out real quick or are youbusy?

(33:04):
I'm not sure man. It's a tough one.
Just as Justin said even earlierwhen we heard earlier in the
show. I'm going to.
Go. Let's go.
Let's go with Mike. All right, three mikes, Tim and

(33:27):
what was and Jimmy. Right, three mikes of Tim and
Jimmy. I'm thinking Mike and Jimmy,
honestly, but I'm going to go with Mike.
All right, here we go. The big reveal.
Shane, keep your pants on. The Carnegie Crumbs hump spends
his entire fab budget by week seven.
Damn. Got us.

(33:49):
God bless the commish. I don't I don't like these.
Games. Do you have a button for that?
I don't, I don't think. Oh.
Man, we got to have that on queue.
I'm ready. Just smart chase 33 points right
now. Yeah.
By the way, I wanted to point out that I had said earlier a

(34:11):
couple weeks back in one of the groups that I was going to throw
$5 on Darnell Washington to score a touchdown and then
increase it by 5 every week until he scored.
I decided not to today because the odds were so low, which
should have. I've pointed out that yeah, hey,
he's going to probably score a touchdown tonight.
It's been like plus 1300 + 1500.Last week was +800.

(34:32):
Now today was plus 300. And I'm like, it's not even
worth it now because it was up to like 20 bucks and I'm like I
don't want to put 20 bucks on here plus 300 odds but should
have done it. Sure.
Enough. They were talking about how huge
he was on the broadcast. They were like, he can play left
tackle. He is a monster.

(34:54):
They they won't even give his real weight.
Every time they showed his weight on the screen it was just
300 + 3. 100 plus yeah is. That what the cut off is or
what? That got cut.
How big was he? Oh, he was, he was.
He was like pushing 400. Yeah.
Was he? He was huge.
Who's that? Yeah.
Dono, Washington. No some some guy who got

(35:17):
drafted. He was on the.
Bucks, I think where he ended upin the Bucks practice squad.
He was undrafted for. He was the dude from Florida
University of. Florida.
Oh, yeah. OK, OK.
He was. Thick.
Well, I heard through the Grapevine that the Jews had
taken over Colorado. You really shame?

(35:39):
Is that what you heard? I guess God damn it, Tim.
Say it, Say it again. I'm not sure I heard you.
Sorry I was, I'm distracted here.
Just hit the drop. I'm out of sorts.
Hold on, give me a second. I got to figure out.

(36:00):
Where I'm at. Russia.
Russia. I'm not going to figure out
where it is. Everything's moved.
It's team talk on the river, talk with Jeff Gratz and Hitler
is what it says on the dock. So yeah, we've been talking to

(36:27):
Jeff the whole time though, haven't we?
Yeah. Hey, Jeff.
We've been kind of mixing segment one and two these past
two weeks. The part Jeff any plans to
travel back East anytime soon? Nothing that I'm aware of.
OK. And having a child makes it a
hell of a lot more. Yeah, definitely, for sure, for

(36:50):
sure. He's a bunch of travel though He
he made it to Chicago and Wisconsin this year, so.
Big deal. Can you not just check a baby?
I wish. I mean, that's.
You got to get a crate and put him in the crate.
He's still. Got to be under £50 though.
Christ. Dude I mean his size you he

(37:10):
probably a carry on at this point.
Just toss him in the overhead, yeah?
And just make sure there's enough packing around him with
the other suitcases so you don'tmove too much.
Should be fine. How was he travelling, Jeff?
How was he on a plane? He actually did really good.
Yeah, like both. Both times he slept pretty much

(37:31):
the entire way. Nice.
Up in the middle, get a little fussy here and there, just feed
him again and go right back to sleep.
So. Sweet.
How long was the flight? Like 2 1/2 three hours.
Yeah, not terrible. Yeah, it wasn't too bad.
Yeah. Dude has anyone done a red eye
flight before? I've done a bunch of brown eye

(37:53):
flights. Sorry, Jeff, what do you mean by
what's red eye? Is it like middle of the night?
Yeah. Overnight, that's not.
Weird I've boarded at like 5:00 AM but.
That's when we came home from Hawaii.
So we'd left Hawaii. It was, I think, 7:00 PM Hawaii
time. So basically the entire time was
like night. We got to Chicago at 6:00 AM.

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Worst experience. Like, I don't know, I've just
felt like high and drunk and like couldn't sleep.
But I was exhausted, delirious. It was terrible.
I'll never do it again. That's how I do when I travel
east, but then whenever I come back West it's like it's
fantastic because I just, it's like gaining 2 hours pretty

(38:36):
much. Yeah, it's like Jay, Jay, That
sounds like what Matthew McConaughey did in Interstellar.
Yeah, how you felt? Yeah, we got, we got the
gravitational pull of Hawaii just really fucked.
Me up, Jesus Christ. Time was flying down there.

(38:58):
It was real weird, though, I will say.
Like waking up at 7:00 AM and then you guys had already had
full conversations because it's like, yeah, I think it was 12 or
1:00. You guys this time.
Oh God, yeah. So your day was like half over
and I'm just like trying to catch up on everything.
There's college football on TV already at 7:00 in the morning.

(39:21):
Dude that would suck ass. White White Lotus making me want
to travel to like crazy destinations real bad.
Anybody. Anybody watch that?
I haven't seen yet, it's on my list.
Oh man, it's real good. Every single.
White Lotus White. Lotus on HBO.
Oh yeah. I still have a lot of catching

(39:44):
up to do with like severance andthere's so much.
Should I? Oh man, Severance is clutch.
Yeah, Severance is real good. I watched the first season, but
how many? There's like two or three now.
No, just two. Is it just two?
OK, Yeah. Second one just dropped that.
To catch up on, I got into that murder bot that was pretty good.
I don't know if you guys have watched that that at all.
Sounds like robot robot porn do.You have.

(40:06):
Apple there. You go Apple.
Yeah, It's on Apple, Yeah. Did you watch that silo?
Yeah, I love Silo. I read the books.
The books are really good. Jeff, you do a lot of betting.
I wanted to talk about this for a minute.
You do a lot of betting and you're and you're really
successful at it. Do you, I, I follow you were
DraftKings like records and they're pretty good.

(40:30):
Do you, are you coming up with those?
Are you, are you consulting? I know your, I know your
friends, you know, are pretty active as well.
Are you queuing in to the to thegroup chat with them and getting
some pointers or are you going after that stuff yourself?
Dude, I started off really good this year.
Like I was hot. Like I was up like 300, four,

(40:51):
$100 and then I lost it and. It's.
But I was doing a lot of like just stupid parlays and that's
what really messed me up. But a lot of it is what I do on
my own. But recently I was following
one. It's like Dan's AI pics or

(41:13):
something like that. And like he does it for the the
prime time game. So the Thursday, Sunday night
and then Monday and it's like heputs like 10 or 12 like player
props. And it's like this one has hit
90% of the time. This one is at 80% of the time.

(41:34):
So I've been using those and kind of like coming up with like
just like a three or four like parlay.
Usually the odds aren't the greatest, but I'm at least
climbing back up a little bit. Like right now.
What? Are we talking plus plus 500 +
600? What are we talking on our three
leg parlay? Let me look at this one.
This one is a five leg. It's there was like a 50% boost

(41:57):
on it. So it was plus 500.
I need 24 yards from Aaron Rodgers for it to hit.
So it was Jamar Chase 6 plus receptions, T Higgins 3 plus
Aaron Rodgers 200 plus yards andthen Jalen Moore and 15 yards
receiving and Jonnu Smith 3 receptions.
I put the house on the Bengals dude.

(42:19):
I hope they win. They're looking strong right
now. What was he over under in this
game? It's definitely blown.
Past Oh yeah, it was, it was low.
It was like 37. Yeah, I mean.
Yeah. The Bengals almost got it
covered right now there's. People in the crowd just holding
up a sign that says in Joe 2.0 we trust.
Look at him. Dude, this is like Joe. 5.0

(42:42):
scrambles for like 15 yards. Dude Joe Flacco just whipping
the Steelers ass. Dude, I loved it when he came
out the the the interviewer asked him like, what do you,
what do you need to be good against Pittsburgh?
He's like, you just got to matchtheir physicality.
It's not that hard. Like I was like, oh shit.
He's like, I've been doing this,I've been doing this 18 years,

(43:04):
easy. I mean, the game plan of
throwing the ball to Jamar Chasehas worked out very well.
Yeah, T Higgins is looking looking like AT tonight too.
He. Got a touchdown as well.
The running game is back. All of a sudden they like place
to 100 yards on the ground. Is that your boy?
Oh yeah, the most quarterback over the course of his career,

(43:26):
like he looked at some of his numbers, he had some down years
and things like that. But just when it comes to big
games, big moments and stuff like that, he has been clutched
and he stepped up and risen to the occasion at times when like
always seems like when Flackers count out, counted out the most
is when he'll shine and he'll dohis best man When everybody

(43:47):
starts investing all the stock and even having all the faith
that he to make. You know, some things that
remember even with Cleveland a couple years ago when he got up
into the playoffs, he had to play that playoff game and then
they ended up getting whooped byHouston.
You know, like ever. You like really count about
though. That's what will surprise you,

(44:10):
AJ. Yeah, I was always enamored by
his big eyebrows. I don't know if you guys ever
noticed that with Joe Flacco. Big, big eyebrows.
Super. Bowl MVP shoutouts to Rusty
Anderson. Yeah, he does have that.
Rusty Anderson. He's got caterpillars.
Dude, if he takes Cincinnati to the playoffs, is he a Hall of

(44:30):
Famer? Is he a Hall of Famer?
Bro, you should already be a Hall of Famer.
You know the Super Bowl. He's got mad yards.
I. Don't know if he's a Hall of
Famer yet. He's a Super Bowl he.
Doesn't have to be first ballot,but he's got to be fucking Hall
of Famer. He went to Cleveland, had some
success in Cleveland, had success in Indy.
Super Bowl MVP in Baltimore goesascinci.

(44:52):
He's got a solid chance of beating Pittsburgh in his second
game. He's been there for what, 15
days? 10 days?
Yeah, 10 days. I forgot there on a short week.
Now that's, now that's a veteranright there.
That is a true bet that you can just plug in and your season is
not destroyed. Yeah.
I, I think when it comes to Hallof Fame, I think it's going to

(45:12):
be hard for us to say who shouldand should not be in at this
point. Because now we're getting to the
point where these people are. We have watched our entire
lives, but then you realize how few people get in at each year.
It's only 6. And then I mean, just like
quarterback, we still have Eli Manning to go through Phillip
Rivers. Ben.

(45:33):
Ben Tom Brady, that's just that quarterback ahead of him.
Then you know, you add in all the wide receivers, all the
defensive players like. Rogers when he retires also.
I was thinking about this the other day.
It's like it's, you know, because I think I, I think like
Heinz Ward or Allen Fannico should be in there already.
But then, when you like stack up, only six people a year get

(45:54):
in. You really have to.
Like, yeah, you got to stand out.
Can you only be on the ballot a certain number of times too?
Yeah. And then you go into, I don't
know, the the geezer round. Where you're just.
They and they only put like two people I think in from like the

(46:16):
Super old people at that point. Like once you fall off, you go
into a different, I can't remember what it's called, but
only two people from like that category get in a year.
Correct. Think about how long it took
Darren Woodson to get in there. Like, you know, the triplets of
the 90s, man, they put them all in there real quick.
But you know, for Dallas to get a defensive player in that Hall

(46:37):
of Fame, it took a little while and then they finally got
Charles Haley and Darren Woodsonin there.
But Darren Woodson was only our second defensive guy from the
90s to get in there. We've been at a couple lineman
on the offense like Larry Allen and them guys get in there.
I mean, sometimes it's like a lot of these players, they do
get overlooked for years before,you know, the committee will
actually be like, you know what,they are deserving.

(46:59):
I mean, they meet all the criteria.
We've just been sleeping on themfor years and pushing it back.
Like you said. I can't remember what that's
called either, Jay, but it's kind of like a veteran pool that
they pull from. Like guys that have been passed
over for, you know, maybe 2 decades or more and like they're
like, you know what? It's time we got to get them in

(47:19):
there. They deserve their, you know,
credit. Their name is still relevant
years later even with us snubbing them, you know?
There's those clips from that dude knocking on the door to
induct people in the Hall of Fame.
They make me cry every time I watch them.
You ever watch those on YouTube?Could you imagine like?

(47:41):
Who's the who's the big guy in the coat in the gold jacket that
used to go around and induct everybody?
I forget his name. Oh, Steelers took it to the
house fire muse. Really.
Yeah, like 70 yards. Does the CFL come down again?
God damn it. No, I don't think so.

(48:05):
I think you just got, I think you just got your, your five leg
parlay, Jeff. Yeah, yeah, you definitely did.
That was like 70 yards. Oh my God I don't know why but
my stream is like a minute behind you guys so I remove just
scored for me. Thanks for ruining.
It Justin, what did you say about Ed McMahon or something?

(48:29):
Yeah. Is that is that, who was the
guy, the big guy in the gold jacket that used to knock on
people's doors when they would get inducted, I thought.
You were talking about publishers.
Clearing House does. Anybody know what I'm talking?
About wasn't that Chris Hansen? That's Chris Hansen, right?
No, there's this dude, listen for the NFL, there's this dude
that goes around and if you get.Into.

(48:50):
I know you're talking about it. Yeah, they, he, he comes to your
HH door and knocks on the door and inducts you.
He he inducted Jimmy Johnson on live TV one time.
It was crazy. Dude, this is a tearjerker.
Big time. I.
Remember watching that last year.
But he's not the only one that does it like they can do like
special requests. I know that Sterling Sharp's

(49:12):
brother, Shannon Sharp and. Well, he broke that guy retired.
That's when they started doing the other people.
But yeah, I watched that one too.
That's a really good one too. It was the Hall of Fame
president David Baker. David Baker.
That's it. Yeah, he's big.
He's bigger than any of the NFL players.
Dude he was like 6-8, fucking like 400 lbs.

(49:34):
Huge. He was an African American guy,
right? No, he's.
He's like a big white dude, kindof Italian looking, but.
OK. Like that dude, it looks like a
big lineman. I don't know why I was thinking
otherwise. But Tim, are those two separate

(49:58):
beards or are you just happy to see me?
I need to feel your hands from start to finish.
Come on. Let's go.
Let's let's. Get this tray rolling.
Let's go. Hey, it's time to go.
Master. Or.
Disaster. OK, it's the time of the day

(50:21):
where we tell you who we think'sgoing to rock and who we think's
going to suck. And this week we're going to do
tight ends. Let's go have a look at the
scores, shall we? Shane has four points.
Jason has 6 points. Tim has two points, Hump is 2
under par, and if you ask this producer what's the scoring

(50:41):
system is, he'll respond he has no idea.
But this week I'm going to take Travis Kelsey as my master.
He's going to war and he has theStarfire.
He's not just good, he's great. Maybe even an all time great.
He's not washed, he's sloshed. Wham bam cram.
Thank you ma'am. Travis Kelsey, my week 7 master

(51:05):
man, and this week my disaster. I'm going to go with Tyler
Warren. He's the tight end for
Indianapolis. If you haven't heard of him yet,
he's been up and down. One week he's good, the wet.
Next week he's not as good. Yesterday I'm here, today I'm
there, Tomorrow I'm where up, down, up, down, up, down.
Stop. Tyler Warren Here's my Week 7

(51:25):
disaster. All right, well, my master this
week is George Kittle. He's coming back from a a long
break on injury, but he looks fired up.
I got to see him in a after practice interview and he looks
like he's ready to RIP RIP 1. So I'm I'm wanting to see him go
off this week. My disaster Colson Loveland,

(51:47):
young rookie. He has yet to get the
opportunity really with Cole Commet there, But I, I, I, I
just don't expect him to do muchthis week and maybe not until
later on in the season. Well, Tim, you know what I
think? I think Tyler Warren is shaping
up to be a fantasy master this week.
He's become the Colts top target, pulling in six of nine

(52:07):
passes last week for 63 yards and a touchdown, commanding
nearly 1/4 of the team's targets.
He's reliable, athletic and playing like a tight end who's
about to blow up the gazes. Master and disaster pick.
Meanwhile, Dalton Salt is the opposite, a fantasy disaster
waiting to happen with just 21 catches and 186 yards for no

(52:30):
touchdowns this season. His production is flatter than
that deflated football. Tom Brady was throwing around.
Warren's trending up, Schultz issputtering out and you're
staring at Dalton this week. You're in trouble.
It's. Me.
Well, for my master, I'm taking Tucker Craft, Green Bay.

(52:52):
The scoring opportunity should be abundant for the Packers, and
Craft will likely be a big part of it again as one of Jordan
Love's favorite red zone weapons.
I think we can expect another strong showing for Tucker Craft
this week. And for my disaster, Who am I
taking for my disaster? I forget.

(53:14):
TJ Hawkinson. TJ Hawkinson That's right.
Thanks, Shane. Philadelphia poses another tough
match up as they've allowed the third fewest fantasy points per
game to the position at tight end.
So there've been a few signs to not trust Hawkinson this week
and leave him on the bench. He's he's going to be my

(53:34):
disaster. I'm going to say master this
week for me is Debo Samuel for Washington.
Like I think my Cowboys do get back and win this game are going
to be fired up. It's a must win game this week
for Dallas but our past defense is trash and I must admit that I
think that one of their receivers is going to go off and

(53:55):
at least have 100 yards. Like even if we're in a shootout
and we win it regardless, I do think Debo Samuel has 100 and
and 15 yards receiving at least in a 34 to 30 Cowboys win.
Now, my disaster for this week is, I mean, the Chiefs, I know
that they've been up and down this year, but the Chiefs, they

(54:16):
show up when it matters. Some must win this week for them
in the division. They're playing Vegas.
And I just think Geno Smith thisweek, I don't know, I think he's
going to be fed to some wolves of of some sort.
I mean, he's going to need all the help from Ashton Gente that
he can get in order for the gameto be, you know, much easier for
him so he doesn't have to do it all and to keep his pass

(54:38):
attempts down. We all know Gino throws more
attempts. He's going to throw more
interceptions. So I'm going to go with Gino
Smith. This, my disastrous week, gets
the KFC Chiefs. I like it, Tim.

(55:03):
Yes, I think you got the outrickyou.
Oh is am I red? God, this league is such a
disaster. King of the Hill.

(55:25):
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill, brother.

(55:47):
Well we were all a bunch of losers last week and so far.
Oh and three on the Swami's. We treated this like taking bake
last week. Can we fix it?
Probably not. Tim, who you looking at this
week? I was looking at the the parlay
that Wayne sent in the group andI'd be sick if I were him.

(56:14):
Anyways, this week or last week I took Wayne over Vince and I
gave it the old Swami that came out as a loss.
So this week I'm going to pick Mike over Jeff and I'm going to
use my double Swami. Sorry, Jeff.
You have a double swami. Yeah.

(56:35):
There's no double Swami, Tim. That means it's Humpy's turn or
Shane Jason's turn. Well last week I was a loss
because R.E.M. beat me down likea muted like what did Jr. used

(56:56):
to say? Like a.
Slobber. Knocker.
Yeah, slobber Knocker beat him like a rendered mule.
That was it. Beat me like.
A random mule this week I'm going to go with the gays to
remain undefeated Tim over Matt and I'm going to one up Matt or
Tim I'm going to use my triple swami he.

(57:19):
Is getting real liberal with theSwami's over here right go.
Flack O'neil's That's the ball game.
No, what? They can't.
They're losing. They're down.
That's what it says on the sleeper app.
It says flacking o'neals. Dude, look at it, look at the
live feed. It says flacking o'neals.
I'm on shit here. Where's the live feed?

(57:40):
How do I get there? What?
No, I mean he is good though because they're in field with a
range. And they're not joke, OK?
They're trying not to leave thisfirst.
Until, OK, Pittsburgh's got no timeouts left.
OK, so that's. The game, it's like they're
down. They're losing health.
Oh my God. Oh God, I swear to God I'm

(58:00):
gifted. Shane.
Shane. What's your last week?
I took Jimmy over me and I lost,so my strategy seems to be
foolproof. This week I'm taking Zach over
Vince. Are you using a quadruple all?

(58:24):
Right. Last week I did not get to go
unfortunately. But this week I'm taking two, I
guess was the ruling. So I'm taking Tim over Tim over
Matt. Go ahead.
Hit me with it. Tim hit me with that sound
effect. No, I was.
I was trying to give you that. You said you got 2 picks.
Tim over Matt is one of them, and me over Wayne.

(58:47):
Am I allowed to pick myself? And if I do that, does that mean
I'm Swammy or what? No, you can pick yourself twice.
OK, I'm taking, I'm taking me over Wayne for sure.
The King of the Hill segment is,however, sponsored by Humphrey
Sims at Red One Realty, where you're always just in time to

(59:09):
buy, sell, builder, invest. Guys, I think I just shit my
pants. We continue.

(59:50):
Oh shit, does it mean my bad man?
We saw balls last week. From what I'm reading here we
went oh and three on the week for bets.
It's because I wasn't around. We would have been one and four
if I was, but I don't know. Prop Bet Tim, what do you got

(01:00:10):
for the prop bet this week? OK, this week I'm going to take
Jackson Derrick, quarterback of the New York Giants.
His over under is rather low at 175 1/2.
However, they are going up against Patrick.
I'm uncertain if he's playing ornot.
The Denver Broncos, the Denver Joey Phobe Broncos.
So I'm going to just say that that's a low number and I feel

(01:00:34):
like the the Giants are surging,they're at Denver.
That don't matter because Joey Fobie won't be there.
So I'm going to go Jackson dirt over 175 1/2.
This week I'm going Las Vegas KCgame over 45 1/2.
We got Ray Rice coming back. I think he's going to take Geno
Smith in the elevator, punch himin the face just like he did

(01:00:56):
what 1520 years ago. Give give Geno Smith a broken
jaw for the second time in the NFL, but Ray Rice essentially
gonna be beating up the the Vegas Raiders all day long.
All night long. All night.

(01:01:17):
And for the flaked, baked and rigged lock of the week, I'm
gonna take the Commanders against the spread.
They're giving a point and a half to Dallas.
We're gonna take Washington because both these teams are
coming off tough losses. Commanders are playing on a
short week out on the road, which is tough.
But Dallas defense is in rough shape.
So it's going to be a shootout. But I think, I think

(01:01:40):
Washington's going to going to edge them out by three or four
points. Edge I'm edging right now.
Steelers took a 2 point lead, bythe way.
All right, hold on. Let me.
That's what I meant. Yeah, I'm sorry.
You up the Commission's cram? Cram of the cream of the crop,
Yeah. Commish put what, three O 3 was

(01:02:03):
it on the Steelers -5 1/2 and over against Cleveland?
I can't remember what the over under was.
It was 37 1/2. They were close, but they didn't
get there. Yeah, it did fall short, so
let's see. I'm almost there.
Commish, hold on. Long as I keep winning in in in

(01:02:24):
betting on UFC, we'll we'll we'll continue to have a a slush
fun, so don't worry. All right, Kamesh, I'm ready.
I'm rolling. Let me know when you want me to
and I'll stop the scrolling. Stop.
OK, Philadelphia at Minnesota. So Sunday at 1:00 philadelphia's

(01:02:46):
-1 1/2. Over under is 43 1/2.
Take the over. Over 43 1/2, it's a good pick.
That's a good pick. I think I like repeat.
That for me one more time. Philadelphia over 43 1/2.

(01:03:09):
Philadelphia, Minnesota over 43 1/2.
OK, it's -115 are the odds. What what?
How much you want to put on it Shmone the the slush funds back
up to $33 because I had a three leg parlay on the UFC card a
couple weeks ago. So. 3316 Austin, 3/16.

(01:03:32):
I like it. 316 pays out, 590 thebet is in.
Straight to open up a can of whoop ass.
And do we have any other? Picks.
I'd like that. I like that Chargers Colts game
this week. I like the Chargers Colts game.

(01:03:54):
I like the Colts. I mean the Chargers giving the
Colts and 1/2 at home. I like I like LA this year.
I feel like it's just been stoutJustin Herbert still been
playing the great football he's played this whole the rest of
the team is playing. I think definitely for

(01:04:15):
definitely think that they win this game and it's a big game, a
statement game for the Chargers with the way the Colts have
been, you know, one of the best in the AFC this year.
You know, Chargers can even these teams out I believe at
5:00 and 2:00 if they win. So I'm I'm going Los Angeles
this weekend. I think, I think they'll cover
that man. Dude, not to cut you off, but

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the Steelers game's over. They lost but Aaron Rodgers has
a fucking cannon on him so he just chucked it 70 yards into
the end zone. He has a fucking.
Arm on him, yeah. He does, at least in our
generation, like. Wait, so is Purdy back this week

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for the 49ers? It's Brock Jones and Mack Purdy.
Mack is pretty Purdy. I don't know, I kind of like
Atlanta. They looked so tough last week
and they're plus 1 1/2. Jeff from Game 2 grads.
I really do, bro. I was going to pick that game,

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but I decided to go with the chart.
I was a little more sure about that game in my opinion.
But Atlanta, even though they'reon the road, I do.
What Biggs did you go over your your three pick parlay?
Yes, that's what I'm going to goAtlanta as.
As Jeff said in that Atlanta, San Fran, I'm going to go
Chargers in the Chargers Colts game and man, this is a really

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tough at Dolphins Browns, but I'm I'm going to go Cleveland at
home, man. I mean, if they can just
duplicate some of that magic that they had.
I know that, you know, they traded Flacco or whatever, but I
mean, I I've seen I've seen somedecent stuff from Gabriel.
I just think that he just needs to, you know, relax a little bit

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more and just calm down a bit, you know what I mean?
I I think he's putting too much pressure on his own shoulders
just because of what that franchise is through year by
year, that thing settles down. Kind of possibly a Russell
Syndom bit, like somewhat of that type of prototype, you
know? Biggs, let's put, let's put that
little parlay together. Could you repeat those matchups

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you just mentioned? Yes, I'm going to go Atlanta
over. Stan Fran.
All right, wait. Let.
Me find that real quick. Atlanta over San Fran, OK.
I'm going to go Chargers over Indianapolis.
All right, I got that one. And I'm going to take Cleveland

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over Miami this week. Cleveland over Miami.
Let me find that. OK, Cleveland's +7.
Plus it's plus 600. I'm going to throw 5 on it, $35
payout. All right, I like it.

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Actually, like everybody's picksas we've gone asleep from from
what all you gentlemen called like it sounds promising, you
know, like you can't, can't win them all.
You know, it's not a guarantee, of course, but they sound like
promising picks. You know what I mean?
Going into Sunday, do. You feel like tight ends are a
little easier to predict as far as what they're going to do or

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harder. Depends on the offense.
You know, I I feel like because it is a passing league, but some
of these teams, they like their receivers a bit more or, you
know, some of the other teams they do, you know, rely on their
tight ends a bit more. For example, like Pittsburgh and
their packages. They have been, you know, using

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these multiple tight end packages where like other teams,
like Dallas, for example, it's alot of Ferg, it's a lot of
Ferguson. So you know, that's where you
can benefit from the tight end too, if it's a guy that's
getting fed the ball a lot and where the Steelers, I mean,
Friar moves could get fed, but it could be Jonnu Smith one
week, you know what I mean? So that's where it's like when

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you've got a tight, a plethora of tight ends, I feel like it's
harder to guarantee the productivity.
But maybe like Detroit with likeSam Laporta, he's their primary
tight end. He's really the the main tight
end that they're getting the ball to.
So like, you know, I feel like that's more of a short thing.
But when you're talking like, you know, they're using a
multiple tight end sets, I mean,you really don't know who's

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going to get the ball with you. Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh was doing
that tonight and apparently theyhe's they said they were lining
up with like 4 tight ends and 11wide out.
That's insane. The gay guys love it when
there's four tight ends lined uplike that.
And and then long lips, one wideout.

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Long lips hanging down below thetrench coat, Long labia.
Piece of white trash. It's time.
To trash the league. I get to get off.
Here guys, lady grads, pleasure having you buddy.

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Stay safe, be good, see you soon.
All right, it's that time of theday where we spread some trash
around. We trashed the league.
And the trash segment, of course, sponsored by Greg's
Eggs, is awesome. Check them out on YouTube, watch

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the videos, you might learn a thing or two.
All right guys, anybody have anything?
I still have one incomplete jokeon my phone so I'm not ready
this week. I have two.
I have two real small ones. It looks like Jason's away, but
I have two real small ones. One is I just, it just came to

(01:10:10):
me earlier that if there's ever Mr. Clean auditions in like
Orlando, FL, Shane's shoe in forthat role.
And also, every year that goes by, Tim turns a little bit more
into Jack Black. When we were at the at the draft

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party, Shane was telling everyone I was looking like Liam
Neeson. What's up?
Yeah, Liam. Neeson.
What Shane, Shane said. I look like Liam Neeson.
How? Many shrooms did you take?
I don't. Remember this I I don't remember
that either. You were like that dude from
Batman. I was like Liam Neeson.
You're like, yeah, that's right,Liam.
Neeson wasn't even in Batman. Yeah, yeah, he was Raja.

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Ghoul. Shane, Shane actually said I
look like Raz al Ghul, but. I think Liam.
Neeson. Sounds better.
It's a hardcore disc dude. Are we talking comic book
accurate Raz al Ghul or? Liam Neeson.

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Eyebrows for that. Liam Neeson, it's.
Time to trash the. League.
The trash, the. League, by the way, I did
actually, I got one more quick one.
I I just want to trash us for the fact that we put outro
queues in to make sure that we transition from the segments
properly and then we still didn't transition from the

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segments properly. We're getting the hang of it.
We're we're. Getting there.
It's going to take me some time dude.
These are my notes for my for the board.
This is it. Looks like it looks like tic
tac. It looks like you played tic tac
toe like 25 times in a row. Listen, I'm going to take a
picture of my setup real quick just so you guys can see it.
Hold on. How come my mom tells me you

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push your buttons correctly every night but you can't?
You can't master the board, dude.
Oh. Christ.
I would definitely. Talk my trap.
I feel like that I I put you allin your place in class earlier
so. Yeah, he did too.

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Oh, I wanted to ask earlier. You guys can trash me for a
second. What do you think about me
picking up Joe Flacco? You think that's an absolute
waste? Does look like he just put up 36
points. What kind of equity, what kind
of equity does Joe Flacco have on on a team or on a bench?
What is he? What does he bring the?
Trade wise, I don't think anyone, I don't think he'll get

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a good return trade wise. Well, well, well, let's hold on.
Let's hold on a second A-Team. I'm going to use my team as an
example. I will say this that I'm not not
ruling out a fact like a trade possibility, but again, I've
been mentioning I need a quarterback.
If he continues to play like this, then you could get a trade

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out of him. You know what I mean?
You could get, well, he's going.To play like this again next
week, Tim. So let's just do this trade now.
What? What would you be?
What would you be open? To I'm if he was I'm holding off
right now. Trevor Lawrence has been
serviceable. Brock Purdy is, well, he's hurdy
right now. So but when he comes back, we'll

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see 'cause obviously it looks like it doesn't matter.
Just like with running backs in that offense, it doesn't matter
what quarterbacks running the offense either because I think
they were the the top scoring offense in football somehow or
the top, the top most yards in on on offense in football.
I think going into this past week something stupid like that

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maybe passing somebody confirm or deny what I'm saying please
what? What did you say again?
Sorry, I was looking at everyone's team.
I wasn't. Ignoring it, I was.
Looking at the rest of the league's quarterbacks.
Hold on, let's just solve this right now.
Let's figure out. Pass.
Oh good shit. But aside from injury, Tim is

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your best bet because everyone else is pretty flush at
quarterback unless somebody getshurt.
OK, So what is he? What kind of equity does he have
on my bench then? Do I mean any at all?
Or was it did I just waste 20 FAAA double BS on him?
I. Mean what's who's?
Who's your quarterback now, Holmes?
I got Dax Prescott and I got 2 on the bench.

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Oh, I mean. Two DAX BS but 2 is trash. 2 is
1 sneeze away from concussion #7.
SO22 has been solved in his Interpol career but this year is
a is a rough down down year for him and flakkers.
Flakkers, the hand right now between them two.

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I'd probably just hang on to Flacco honestly and just see how
it goes. Humpy with that receiving point
of holy shit. He put up 35 tonight.
Yeah, crazy. Yeah, I would.
I wouldn't keep keep Flacco because I mean, one injury and
somebody's going to come knocking.
I'm scoring like this. Speaking of which, you got a
couple backs on your bench, Humpy, that I'm interested in,

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so let me know. I know you texted me this week.
I'm sorry I didn't respond to you dude.
It's been insanity. No, you're good.
You're. Good.
I did. I did take a brief mental
inventory and I don't know, I might, I might have something I
could play around with. So we'll, we'll talk more if
you're still interested. Your brother also hit me up for
a similar proposition too. OK.

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Yeah, to confirm what I said earlier, 49ers, the top offense
in the league, passing and rushing.
That's, I mean, that's, that's surprising.
That's Mac Miller Jones, and that's Brock Hardy Purdy.
How How in the hell are they notleading in rushing when

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McCaffrey hasn't even been? Last I checked he wasn't really
like killing the game and rushing.
It was always passing yards. And shit and how are they
leading and receiving when they haven't had?
Exactly, dude, What's going on? Anybody.
Kids been out. I know the reception, the
receiving is all through, mainlybeen through my God.

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What is his name? McCaffrey.
Yeah, McCaffrey does have a few 100 yards receiving.
Now, a little bit of Kendrick Bourne here and there, that's
really where a lot of their primary passing game has been as
of late. OK, D.
Picked him up too, I think I gothim right. 795 bucks between
Kendrick Bourne and Joe Flacco over the last two weeks, Bubbin.

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Yeah, I don't know. I never fucking use it anyway,
so nobody, nobody else probably bid on him, but I don't know.
Why? I think someone bid on Bourne.
Yeah, I think someone bit on Bourne.
I think maybe. I don't remember.
Jason Bourne. Bourne's put up an average of 22
points over the past two weeks. So I mean, hopefully he keeps it
up. I'm toying with starting

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starting this week. He's on play.
I mean, he got some speed. I mean, he can.
He can, you know, take it over the top of the defense and stuff
like that. He's just a little bit more of
like a 1 trick pony. He's not really like elite at
anything but he is very solid and does everything well though.

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Yeah, true. Anybody else have trash?
You guys trash. I got nothing.
I'm trash of the trash. This year I have.
I have almost done no trash and I'm kind of ashamed of myself.
Do feel like Shane? That's rough dude.

(01:17:58):
If you need someone to talk to Iknow that can get pretty rough.
You start feeling like Shane. Do you guys have anybody you
would part ways with trade wise?I mean, if if you if you're
looking for any trades and you want to let people in the league
know what what you got out. There, I mean, none of my
starters, to be honest, people on my bench, you know, I'm

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willing, but none of my regular starters.
I mean, I've got, I've got them all queued up in there.
It's I've got an amalgamation ofstarters and bench players that
I'm willing to part with, but I think I'm gonna have to be
patient on that front until the rest of the league catches up.
I'm going to, yeah, be patient. I'll listen to a trade for

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anybody, but I like my team right now, especially my
starters. So I'm going to see where see
where this takes me over the next couple of weeks.
What do you know what week it isoff top your head again,
Commission that we talked about this last week, 1212.
OK, well we're week 7 right now.We're past the halfway point to

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there. Week 12's deadline, I would say
definitely if you were wise and it would be better to wait a few
weeks just because you can gear up for the playoffs.
It's better to try to make theirtrades before the playoffs so
you have more of an idea on who's going to be hurt moving
for a couple more weeks. Couple guys to get banged up.

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You might really need somebody valuable at a position.
You know, I would say between Week 9 and 11 would be the best
time to start, you know, making that jump on them trades in the
season. That would be, you know, my best
recommendation just off my observation of the way, you
know, fantasy football goes. I think in our sleeper league we

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got 14 weeks and I think the deadlines what is that Week 12
also in in TfL? I believe so.
I'm not sure. Make a move.
I'm thinking around week 10 or 11.
I would like to get a little stronger running back or wide
receiver. Everything else I like on my
lobster. Like I feel like my quarterbacks

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are straight. I have I pick solid linebackers
and D BS. I usually rotate them from the
free agent pull anyways because week by week it's based off of
match ups I think with defense and you know, defensive backs
and D lineman and stuff. But those offensive guys, you
know they're going to get you consistent production, so it's
better for them to be keepers and guys you hold on to.

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That's a good point. That's a good strategy.
I've been a little reluctant. I've had a lot of trade offers
this season. I've been very reluctant to make
any moves because for me, for me, it's just been a, a matter
of finding the correct combination of, of starters on
my team. It's been every week I make a
bad, a couple bad decisions and people on my bench put up like

(01:20:54):
ridiculous points. But that is the way the fantasy
goes sometimes, the way she goes.
Sway the right. I always said when you have to
team, that's the biggest challenge is coming up with the
right line up week by week because you might have that puts
up 23 one week and then he flopsand has 6 the following week.
This guy performs. So it's it is it?

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It's very tough. You got to pay more attention to
the matchups, I think, than the overall production of the
player, you know? Yeah, for the matchups for sure.
Tim, anybody listening to the stream live right now at all
let. Me.
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strategy knowledge fully I. Have an idea?
I've won Rd. Jimmy Blessing.
Kool-aid man beat off to death. Wayne Morales caught redhead.

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I hate to say it, but our division is such trash.
So are the gays surprising? Yeah, the gays are trash as
well. Yeah.
And they're. Open, and they're open.
Always on. Fantasy goes sometimes the way
she goes. That's the way the road.
I always said when you have the team, that's the biggest

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challenge is coming up with the,you know, to let him go to like
Green Bay, San Fran or Philly orsomething like that.
Washington OR That's that's rough.
And this is a quarterback in Cincinnati's dangerous, and
everybody knows that. They just need a few pieces.
Just thinking back to that fake news headline about me spending

(01:23:05):
on my FAAB as I read this, but the waivers and bids.
The Eskimos added Cam Johnson for $2.00.
It's like Jay, Jay, that sounds like Matthew McConaughey did an
Interstellar. Yeah, How you felt?
Yeah, we got the gravitational pool of Hawaii just really

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fucked. Me up, Jesus Christ.