Episode 3.09

Former PNGPL champion Jeff Gratzmiller joins the panel. The crew investigates some strange phenomena going on in the league. Is it collusion?... or dark magic?!?!?!

Episode Transcript

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Welcome class, great to see thateveryone was able to make it
this evening. Now, as you all know, these are
your finals. These will contribute to a big
part of your final grade in order to pass this course.
As for the three sections that will be on this.
Hey, Shane. Test.
Check this outbreak them down 1.Humps quit giving me wet

(00:29):
willies. That's like a dead 1 today.
Bro thank you. Cheese does on your fingers.
No, that's from Jeff's mom. You think that's bad?
Just look at my tongue. Girls.
Dude not cool bro. Test not cool.
Be a bonus section which will cover the winningest head

(00:52):
coaches in NFL history. A top 25 list minimum 150 games
by Winpers AJ Check this out. You all know the typical rules
to the text. God damn it humps, I said that
excuse. Me seems to be that I may be
interrupting you all. No, Mr. Biggs, I'm sorry.

(01:13):
Tim keeps sticking his finger inmy ear.
Bullshit Humps is the one that'sfucking with me.
Enough the both of you. I've had it with this nonsense.
You guys say you represent the Pow POW New Guinea Prime League,
yet humps is over here dropping $75.00 from his FAB on 1/3
string wide receiver. And you, Tim, leader of gays.

(01:36):
You're gay, Tim, and your quarterback situation has been
suspect at best since you tradedaway that press cock.
Kind of like Indian Creek when we were in high school.
And Justin, Tim, remind me againhow many championships you 2
have won and you 2 over there, Shane, Jason, the

(01:57):
administration. Administration of what?
Forbidden love? You guys are like 2 Jewish
grandmothers arguing whether or not Brad Pitt is circumcised.
News flash, he's not. You guys have combined for three
wins so far. Three wins this year.
All of you guys your bacon tape picks are trash.

(02:18):
Your. King of the Hill.
Picks are trash and your trap picks have all been trash.
I expect more out of this group but no, you guys coming to class
every day stoned out of your mind and keep repeating dumb
shit like Saloni or Britney Watch.
You know what guys, I think you need to listen to this.
Hand me that microphone. It's time you fools learn a

(02:39):
thing or two. Are you ready class?
Bass, Take it Away 740. Prime league forecast.

(03:07):
Clutch kicker, the defensive grind sets the QB forces
turnovers like this ball mine. Who going to win it all?
I'm not quite sure. Don't know is it in your girls
guts? A-Team Succeedo team?
Donkey puncher humps a Snoop Malone and we have grateful Zed
squaring off and let it rain. Improved versus smaller basket

(03:31):
who go feel the pain. Spider man versus water rockets.
Who going to do their thing in that prime time showdown that
completes this race? Fantasy football team first team
team face prime time. Hey guys this is Jason your Co

(03:53):
commish owner of the Rosebuds. Welcome to episode 9 Week says 7
of the NFL season. Tonight I'm joined by Tim, owner
of the Gays. The gays continue to be

(04:17):
investing in OK Tim, no one cares.
Moving on. Owner of the Carnegie Cookie
Monsters, Justin. OK moving on.
Once again, owner of the SanfordSquish scrubs whatever he calls

(04:39):
himself now, the so-called Commish Shane.
Hello all. Right, Shane, shut up.
Next on the docket we have the voice of the podcast, Mr. Biggs.
Thank you. Thank you very much, Jay, very

(05:01):
Ben Stein of you. That's in.
All right, that's enough. Moving on, moving on.
We got things to do now come on.And finally we have a special
guest. Oh, yay.
All the all the way from Colorado, owner of the newly
crowned Team E Make theme. Face Jeff.

(05:25):
Thrilled to be here. Yeah, yeah.
Thrilled to be here. Shane, don't.
Do we have some reminders or sponsors or whatever?
Just come on. Yeah, if you would like some
more of that that heat that you felt on that intro there, then
you can stop by the website at primeleaguenetworks.com.
And don't forget to like, subscribe and follow us wherever

(05:46):
you listen. Thought I'd change it up.
God damn kid, everyone's always too excited for the intros.
I've actually. I've had enough of it.
Hey, just Justin, you're muted. Can't hear you?

(06:07):
Sorry about that. I was gonna, you know you, I was
real excited to do spooky seasonand we were gonna do Friday the
13th intro. But Tim said it was a stupid
idea and he said like, we're notdoing it.
So I I just put real zero effortinto the intro because of that.
It's me. I almost like I almost liked it

(06:29):
better because you're right, we are always super positive on the
intro. You just came in the exact
antithesis of that I love. It real negative because, and
we'll get into this more later, but last week was a this was a
shit show, mass proportions. Tim's on point with the sound

(06:51):
effects tonight. I love it.
Fucking love it. We got Jeff in the house.
Jethro, how's it going? Doing good, doing good.
Thanks bro. Thanks for having me on guys.
Oh. Yeah, thanks for.
Coming Yeah. Anybody watching the Steeler
game? Yeah, it's 2017 right now.
Bengals while putting up a show?I'm really liking Aaron Rodgers

(07:13):
there. Did you see?
Like I was watching him in the first half?
He was really, he would look like Tom Brady the way he was
like calling audibles left and right.
And I think he did that. He he did.
He threw a pick towards the end of the first half though,
unfortunately but. Yeah.
And I think he he's thrown another one at this point.
Yeah, he has two. Yeah, well, the second one was
impressive by the DD, yeah. That was the one to chase,

(07:35):
right? Yeah, it was crazy.
You got a score update anyone? It's 20 to 17 Bengals on top.
They have the ball right now in their territory.
Third quarter still. Yep, 258 left.
Oh. I'll say that about the.
Hats they're wearing, they have like the tiniest logos for some
reason. The Steelers what their helmets?

(07:56):
No, their hats like on the sideline.
Oh. Yeah.
Those are those are the logos. Those are the NFL official ones
this year. They're they're real it.
The NFL heard us talking about far back Robinson and stole our
idea. Yes.

(08:17):
I heard tonight Tomlinson, Mike Tomlinson is now the longest
tenured coach in the NFLNBANHL like all together.
Damn. 19. Years I told I told people that
he does one place expect for that longevity.
At one place, right, because Andy Reid's been coaching
longer. Yeah, because Andy Reid's still

(08:37):
there. Yeah.
But is that what that? Is that what they say?
When they mean tenured, they mean at the same place he's
been. Yes, Yep, Yep.
Gotcha. Yeah, 'cause Reed you they keep
the two pretty much two different franchise spent a long
tenure in each one where Tom when like pretty much since he
got that head coaching gig man he stepped in to replace Cower

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and they have not looked back organizations not look back
since they, you know, replaced cower man that's got that's got
to say something especially whenwe were talking about 20-30
years ago how, you know African American coaches, you know, like
for them to be head coaches likethat was still like something
that they were working and fighting for.
You know to even have like a fewof them in the league.

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Now you got, you know, damn nearabout 1/4 or 1/3 of the league
at any given time is, you know, so that's that's something good
to see, you know, because you know, years ago it was like the
quarterback position or certain positions.
Now you know, when you have the head coaching like this league,
definitely without question, that was a a melting pot.
And like they've slowly been even worked in their way to

(09:43):
recruit international players and then with them played over
Europe and stuff all the time. Tell you it ain't going to be
too long for you see the NFL like, you know, the NHL and the
NBA. We're going to start seeing guys
from like other countries, like of course, certain ones that
soccer or whatever might beat a predominant sport.
But if there's anywhere else where they like football or
they're playing some kind of, you know, form of American

(10:04):
football, you're going to start seeing players get picked up
telling you. Combined age of the two starting
quarterbacks tonight is like 80.5.
It's. They're 40 and 41.
It's outrageous. That's wild, man.
That's really crazy. It's insane.
Grant Flacco was just. Picking them apart too.

(10:25):
Yeah, dude, Flacco is playing. Great.
Flacco kills the Steelers every time.
Yeah, every time. What do you guys?
What? Do you guys think about that
trade though? Tomlin did say that he thought
it was a whack trade for the Browns to trade them to an
interdivisional team to to help them out.
What do you guys think about that?
I mean, it was the first one since 1974, so.

(10:45):
Yeah, there's, there's just all happening 6 something like that.
It's outrageous. What in our divisional trade or
between those two teams? And in your back in our trade
mid season. Quarterback, trade Quarterback,
quarterback. But but interdivisional I think
is what Tomlin was saying in that in that interview.
I mean, they even said like on the on the broadcast, they even

(11:07):
said like a lot of teams thoughtit was surprising that Michael
Parsons was traded within the conference, let alone the
division. Yup, yeah.
I think that's Dallas's biggest competition.
A year that both the teams are on, They're probably going to
face each other in an NFC divisional round championship
round. You definitely don't want to let
your superstar stay even in the conference.

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As Shane said, you know, you're hoping that he goes to play with
like the Los Angeles Chargers orsomething like that, like, you
know, to let him go to like Green Bay, San Fran or Philly or
something like that. Washington Wolf.
That's that's rough. And this is a quarterback in
Cincinnati is dangerous and everybody knows that.
They just need a few pieces, oneof them being Joe Burrow, or I

(11:48):
guess Joe Flacco in this case. Well, you remember Jason, Didn't
Harrison play in Cleveland and Cincinnati for brief stints?
Yeah, he went to Cincinnati. I don't know about it.
Did he play in Cleveland? I don't remember everything.
He definitely played in Cincinnati, though.
Yeah. I was working at triple play at

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the time and then there's a bunch of Bengals fans in there
super hyped about it. Which they got you cut up gases
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We'll see what happens. Looking forward to that.
Well, that's my Mama. Weekly review What?

(12:53):
That back end looks like. The Carnegie Crumbs.
Hump spends his entire FAB budget by Week 7.

(13:16):
OK, any guesses? Don't don't shout him out yet,
Jeff. Hold on to him.
We'll come back to it again. I'll play it once or twice more
and then we can move on. I feel like this is the one O
6.3 spot, the spot the site contest every week.
Who are we talking about? What are we talking about?
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The Carnegie Crumbs Humps spendshis entire fab budget by week. 7
That's tough, dude. Dude, Yeah.
God, that's tough. But I have an idea.
That's hard, Jimmy. But guessing.
Kool-aid man beat off to death. Wayne Morales caught a red hint.

(14:07):
I'm going to say, I think I'm going to say I.
Don't know if we're. Saying all right, all.
Right, I'll, I'll keep it you. Want to hear it one more time
before we move on, Or is that good?
Yeah, one more time. I'm trying to get some
inflection. I can't pick up any like unique
characteristic of it. The Carnegie Crumbs hump spends

(14:29):
his entire FAB budget by Week 7.All right, Shane, why don't we
have a look at what happened last week?
Yeah, we can absolutely do that.All right, well, we had another
great slate of games come through this weekend, including

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the first win for yours truly, so let's dive right in.
We had Spider Man parts. We're given the wettest of
willies, losing to the Eskimo Brothers, 123 to 81.
The grateful Zeds were put out to pasture by the Carnegie
Cookie Monsters, 119 to 88. That's the A/B IW award going to
the Carnegie Cookie Monsters this week.
What is that? What's the ABA?
Award. Isn't that root beer?

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The little labos spank the rosebuds.
What? By damn near double their point
total. They didn't happen.
With the raping award going to the little bows and that is the
highest combined point total on the week.
At 2:55 Teaming Mcteam Face, or excuse me Team Mcteam Face

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caught the full girth of the Hilltop Gaze 128 to 120 in our
barn burning game of the week. What a climax for the Gaze.
The Dark side Diddlers fumble the ball and are making me look
real stupid for putting faith inin Dwayne's team as he lost the
team Snook 116 to 100. That's the upset of the week.

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And finally, Team Succeedo was professionally executed by the
Scrub Daddies 125 to 80, with the Poor Little Puppy award
going to Team Succeedo. So So what is the A/B IW award?
I'm still I'm still clueless on that.
What does that mean? I'm not sure, I didn't put it in
there. Jason, isn't it you that types

(16:23):
it? I didn't put it in there.
I. Don't know what that is, the A/B
IW award? Tim, what's going on in your
brain? It's not me either.
It was definitely a shame. I didn't put it in there.
You put the, you did, you did the segment one this week.
I know, but I didn't put that part in there.
I don't know, I it, it wasn't me.

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Am I going to have to pull up the history of like the activity
log on the document here? Damn it.
Too funny. I don't know.
Let's just roll with it. We'll just keep it every week.
We'll, we'll make up different analogies every week for it,

(17:06):
whatever that's called hyperboles, OK?
That's on the Yeah, well, why don't I get my thoughts on the
free agent acquisitions from last week?
Eskimos added Tez Johnson at wide receiver, the Little Labos

(17:26):
added Ty Johnson. Mcteam Face officially added Mr.
Mayor at tight end, The Gays added Mac Who?
Mac Jones at quarterback and theRosebuds added Folsom Knocks at
tight end. Oh God.
And I'm, I'm just thinking back to that fake news headline about

(17:51):
me spending all my FAAB as I read this, but the waivers and
bids. The Eskimos added Cam Johnson
for $2.00, securing that Buccaneer receiving core in the
process. The Cookie Monsters picked up
Joe Flacco for $20. The Daddies added Bam Bam Night
for $37 and the Gaze peered deepinto the elder abyss by adding

(18:17):
Mr. Mustard for $0.00. No trades this week.
Can we go back to the matchups for a minute?
What did you guys think about some of those?
Any any any that stand out? Did the dark side Diddlers
falling to Team Snook surprise you guys?

(18:39):
It did to me. Yeah, yeah.
Wasn't expecting it. I would have to say so a little
bit. I mean, I know it's any given
week and I mean you're always going to get an upset and things
like that, but I definitely didn't think that that was the
match up that we were going to go in to see it though, to be
honest. Two weeks ago he won with like 8
people on by and a bunch of injured players against

(19:00):
Remington. Right and.
Then he comes down and beats Wayne.
If fantasy football, that's unheard of.
You know how how much you can pull that off twice or three
times in the same season? That's the last time we'll see
that. It was the first week that
Remy's team did show up though, so.
I mean. So those those were the two big

(19:20):
surprises. To me.
I'm not even surprised, to be honest.
Not even like I knew Thursday when two players put up 46
points for him. I was going to have a bad week.
I knew it. He's not allowed on the podcast
anymore either. The week that we're planning.

(19:42):
The one time we get him to come on.
He's out no longer when we're matching up.
Listen, I don't know if you guyscan hear the difference in the
quality of the Prime League podcast past couple weeks, but
we started having a little Monday pre production kind of
chat just to kind of get shit inorder.
And we've got 2 guests 2 weeks in a row analysis.

(20:04):
We're making real progress here,guys.
Hell yeah. Yeah, we are.
Organized sufficient things are getting done in a timely
fashion. Yeah, loving.
It And then instead of all of usscrambling on Thursday to piece
all this together real quickly. I definitely think we bounced
back with the, you know, guest appearances and staying

(20:24):
consistent with that similar to we did in season 1 because I
felt like last season we did kind of like, you know, not that
we didn't have any guests, but we fell off of it a bit.
I felt like last year and I feellike this year, like even for me
myself, like I was kind of out of it a bit last year, you know,
just getting back into a relationship and stuff and you

(20:44):
know, like it was, we were just getting to know each other and
things like that, you know. But this season I feel like, you
know, I'm settled in, I'm back into it myself individually.
I feel like maybe that's the, you know, same for the rest of
the gang too, because I feel like we're, you know, just a
little more, you know, active and responsive, like you said to
the pre preparation of the show,not just winging it and just,

(21:08):
you know, hopping on week by week.
Right. Well, it's hard.
It's hard to schedule when Tim has nightly baby oil wrestling
class from 7:00 to 8:00 PM and we can never, like, link up.
He's he's real slippery to get ahold of after that he's.
Slick he's. Like sliding out of his chair.
Shane, how did it feel to get your first win?

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No, it felt real good and it wasdone in a the solid fashion, so
I was happy about that. I'm happy about where my team's
at right now it, even though it's sitting at one in five, I
got two players coming back thisweek that'll be helpful to me
moving forward, I hope. And I just need to get I need
someone to either pop off at running back for one of my my

(21:50):
rookies or I need to make a trade to solidify that spot.
But I feel good about this win and I'm looking forward to this
week actually for the first timeall season.
Have you written off the season,Shane?
I remember going in the last week.
You, I mean, looking at your team that you put together.
I mean there are people Jeff shouting collusion.

(22:11):
Not necessarily. I mean, we'll see what happens,
so. There are people, Jeff.
I I had no idea who like 3 of the people on your team that
were starting even were. Like I've never even heard their
name before. Had to take a chance last week
and the week before that. Just the way my teams come

(22:31):
together this year are falling apart, I should say.
Jeff, we got you on the podcast.We're we're we're glad to have
you. How's how's it looking for your
team this year? And what do you think of like
the the outcomes of these games this week?
I mean, I feel like I get about two more weeks to decide if
we're jumping ship or not, but Idon't know.

(22:55):
It wasn't a bad week. I mean, I really, I have a
feeling the gays butt hole was alittle clenched towards that
that last night, but the gays took it.
So, you know, down with the gays, but really I just needed
like one or two more people to do a little bit better and I
would have been OK. There's been a couple weeks.
I just made bad errors starting the wrong people and completely

(23:15):
starting or missing. Taking Brock Bowers out wouldn't
matter. Anyways.
Yeah, it hasn't been a terrible year, but very poorly done by
me. So you are right.
That Tim was a little little afraid, but the gays have never
met a tight spot that they're afraid of.

(23:40):
Yeah, I feel it. Yeah, that was.
That was a hell of a game, hell of a shootout.
The barn burner of the week, Theclimax for the gays, some have
said before. I don't know, the the Lizzo
division, it's always open. I hate to say it, but our
division is such trash. So are the gays surprising?
Yeah, The gate. The gays are trash as well.

(24:01):
Yeah. And they're, and they're open.
Always open. Yeah.
Who all's in Lizzie? It's you, me, Vince and Matt,
right? Yeah.
So I think Matt's like the leader right now.
I think he's like 3 and two or three and three or something
like that. So it's it's always open, I feel
like. I'm a three and three.
He's got to be. Yeah, he.

(24:22):
Might be one and two then, yeah.He's four and. 2 Jeff new dad
recently. How's that been?
Good. What's doing doing good man.
He's sleeping 12 hours throughout the night so I can't
complain at all. He did shit all over me today,
but you know, that's what it is.Nice.
You're you're, you're earning your stripes there a lot.

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Congrats. By the way, Congrats, I've got
the chance to tell you man. Yeah, that's awesome.
You know, I'm just looking at the scores here and it's, it's
some bullshit. I have the most points scored
against me again again this season by 50 is the next closest
person to me. This is horseshit.

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Jay, I feel the same way in the Fogger league with every week I
play one of y'all man, y'all's defenses go ballistic on my team
bro, we're talking like 50-60 seventy points.
These defenses were putting up 6sacks, 4 force fumbles, 2 picks.
I'm like, why every week againstme man, Damn, let's.

(25:26):
Let's talk about the you're right bigs.
Let's talk about the Fogger league for a second.
I forgot to swap out my tight end I think and Nick edged me
out by like two points. No, that was a hell of a that
was a hell of a game this week. That was the best game.
Actually, the Fogger Leaf, for what I recall does Zach, Zach,

(25:48):
Zach put it to me pretty good inthat league this week, man.
Like I said, his defense went off again.
And I think that he had like his, maybe it was his linebacker
as well, like the culmination ofthem two.
He had me even before Monday night and I was down by like 20
something I think Monday, Sundaynight and he still had two

(26:09):
people Monday night. I was like, yeah, this is a
wrap. I was like, I just hope that I
don't get obliterated. I think he'll beat me by like 40
points or something like, but nonetheless, it was just just a
bad week. My guys underperformed.
I have a feeling I'll be back this week against Mr. McClain.
But our our matchups are always really close from what I recall,

(26:30):
even last season with Shane and I like we have very similar
teams. We just maybe value certain
positions like a little more like that's where we differ.
But nonetheless, we know how to put like a complete team
together. So I see this match up
definitely. I don't see either one of us
beat the other one by like more than 25 points.
So I think it's it's going to come down maybe, but like Monday

(26:52):
night might be a deciding factor.
It's projected to be real tight right now.
Speaking of tight, there have been some strange things
happening in the league lately. Let's have a look at the one
that really fucked me recently. In a quiet fantasy Football

(27:30):
League where mediocrity was the norm, one team defied all logic.
For weeks, Remington's roster was a disaster, score so
atrocious the rest of the leaguebegan to suspect collusion for
his championship last year. But then something remarkable
happened. Was it luck?

(27:52):
Dark magic? Or was Jason simply cursed?
This week, R.E.M.'s team, once thought hopeless,
erupted for 160 points, shattering records, expectations
and Jason's will to live. Join us as we investigate the
inexplicable phenomenon known only as the miracle of

(28:13):
Remington's lineup. Oh oh man, I can't believe how
bad my team is this year. Everyone's just laughing at me.
Call my championship from last year fake that.

(28:33):
It needs an asterisk as dry as Jason's pork.
Yes, after a year long of waiting, I'm finally going to
beat Reb. He got me twice last year, but
this is it. I got Squish Barkley to help
seal the deal and his team has played like trash.

(28:53):
This will teach him to call my pork dry.
Oh I don't. I don't like how this is
starting. So far.
He put up 46 points between two players on Thursday and Squish
only gave me 8. No worries, no way he keeps up,
keeps this up. Oh man, all my dreams have come

(29:14):
true. Oh, I'm gonna go ahead and do a
tough Fraser leader, probably. I don't care if I go win this
the rest of the year. Beating Jay this week, it's all
I want and I have a. 40 point lead already.
My God, what is my team doing? Wilson get real drunk at a pub

(29:37):
in London before the game. Four points really.
I still have Josh Allen and Dustin Knox to help help me
catch up though. Bijan with an 80 yard touchdown
ertz with a touchdown. Josh Allen looking like Josh
Rosen. I'm cooked burnt crisp.
Some may say I'll never hear theend of this.

(30:04):
Oh God, he 162 points. Oh, Jason is really going to.
Ruin the day. I can't wait to hold this over
his head for the whole another year.
In the end, the truth remains immersive.

(30:27):
How did a team once buried in the standings rise to unleash
such chaos? Was it strategy or sorcery?
Coincidence or cosmic justice? One thing is certain, Jason may
never recover, but if he does, his trust in the fantasy
football never will. Join us next week as we look
into the mysteries of how Jimmy's team continues to remain
competitive while he does nothing with it.

(31:01):
Man. The Carnegie crumbs humps spends
his entire. Fab budget by week. 7.
Sorry, Jay, didn't mean to interrupt you there.
We can come back to that. I was just going to say I don't
know who those reenactors were, but they've that got really
nailed. R.E.M.
Sounded just like. Crushed him dude.

(31:22):
I mean the. Accent.
The accent was so accurate. I mean, that's.
Daniel Day Lewis. That's that's the swamps of New
Orleans coming out right there. That's New Orleans mixed with
Richmond, my guess. I'm tell you, I got to every

(31:48):
time there's a weird voice like that.
I got to take Mike, but I got totake Mike just because I can't
pinpoint it. That was my guess as well.
I'm going, Mike. OK, a pair of mics.
There, Mike's. I was going to say Jimmy.
I'm I'm torn between Mike because it is against Justin and
Mike loves Hayden Justin. Or.

(32:11):
Or I just, I feel like this is the week Tim's trying to trick
us. And it might be Tim.
No, she didn't even think about that.
But I'm going to go, Tim, hear that?
You hear that, Gary Bigs? You got to.
Are you able to throw your guests out real quick or are you
busy? I'm not sure man.

(32:37):
It's a tough one. Just as Justin said even earlier
when we heard earlier in the show, I'm going to go, let's go,
let's go with Mike. All right, three mikes, Tim and
what was and Jimmy. Right, three mikes of Tim and

(33:00):
Jimmy. Honestly, but I'm going to go
with Mike. All right, here we go.
The big reveal. Shane, keep your pants on.
D Carnegie Crumbs Hump spends his entire fab budget by.
Week. 7. Damn, got us God.
Bless the Commish. I don't.

(33:21):
I don't like these games dude. Do you have a button for that?
I don't, I don't think. Oh man, we got to have that on
queue. I'm ready.
Just smart chase 33 points rightnow.
Wow. Yeah, by the way, I.
Want Flacco dude? I wanted to point out that I had
said earlier a couple weeks backin one of the groups that I was

(33:44):
going to throw $5 on Darnell Washington to score a touchdown
and then increase it by 5 every week until he scored.
I decided not to today because the odds were so low, which
should have pointed out that yeah, hey, he's going to
probably score a touchdown tonight.
It's been like plus 1300 + 1500.Last week was +800.
Now today was plus 300. And I'm like it's not even worth

(34:06):
it now because it was up to like20 bucks and I'm like I don't
want to put 20 bucks on here butplus 300 odds but should have
done it. Sure enough.
They were talking about how hugehe was on the broadcast.
They were like, he can play lefttackle.
He is a monster. They they won't even give his
real weight. Every time they showed his

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weight on the screen, it was just 300.
Plus 300 plus, yeah. Is that what the cut off is or
what? That got cut.
How big was he? Oh, he was on.
He was like pushing 400. Yeah.
Was he? He was huge.
Who's that? Yeah.
Darnell. Washington.
No some some guy who got drafted.

(34:47):
He was on the Bucks, I think where he ended up in the Bucks
practice squad. He was undrafted for.
He was the dude from Florida University of.
Florida, yeah. OK, OK.
He was. Thick.
Well, I heard through the Grapevine that the Jews had
taken over Colorado. You were really ashamed.

(35:09):
Is that what you heard? I guess, Yeah.
God damn it, Tim. Say it, say it again.
I'm not sure I heard you. Sorry, I was distracted here.
Just hit the drop. I'm out of sorts.
Hold on. Give me a second.

(35:30):
I got to figure out where I am. Russia.
Russia. I'm not going to figure out
where it is. Everything's moved.
It's team talk on the river, talk with Jeff Gratz and Hitler

(35:50):
is what it says on the dock. So yeah, we've been talking to
Jeff the whole time though, haven't we?
Yeah. Hey, Jeff.
We've been kind of mixing Segment 1 and.
Two these past two weeks. The participation plans to
travel back east anytime soon. Nothing that I'm aware.

(36:12):
Of OK. And having a.
Child makes it a hell of a lot more.
Yeah, definitely, for sure, for sure.
He's about. To travel though he he made it
to Chicago and Wisconsin this year, so.
Big deal. Can you not just check a baby I.
Wish. I mean, that's.
You got to get a crate and put him in the crate.

(36:33):
He's still. Got to be under. £50 though,
pretty much. Christ.
Dude I mean his size you can he probably a carry on at this
point. Just toss him in the overhead,
yeah? And just make sure there's
enough packing around him with the other suitcases so you don't
move too much. Should be fine.

(36:53):
How was he travelling, Jeff? How was he on a plane?
He actually did really good. Yeah, like both.
Both times he slept pretty much the entire way.
Nice. He's got up in the middle, get a
little fussy here and there, just feed him again and go right
back to sleep. So.
Sweet, how long was the the flight?
Like 2 1/2 three hours. Yeah, not terrible.

(37:14):
It wasn't too bad, yeah. Dude, has anyone done a red eye
flight before? I've done a bunch of brown eye
flights. Sorry, Jeff.
What do you mean by what's red eye?
Is it like middle of the night? Yeah, overnight, that's not.
Weird I've boarded at like 5:00 AM but.

(37:34):
That's when we came home from Hawaii.
So we'd left Hawaii. It was, I think, 7:00 PM Hawaii
time. So basically the entire time was
like night. We got to Chicago at 6:00 AM.
Worst experience. Like, I don't know, I've just
felt like high and drunk and I couldn't sleep, but I was
exhausted, delirious. It was terrible.

(37:55):
I'll never do it again. That's how I do when I travel
east, but then whenever I come back West it's like it's
fantastic because I just, it's like gaining 2 hours pretty
much. Yeah, it's like Jay, Jay, That
sounds like what Matthew McConaughey did in Interstellar.

(38:16):
Yeah, how you felt? Yeah, we got, we got the
gravitational pull of Hawaii just really fucked.
Me up, Jesus Christ. Time was flying down there.
It was real weird, though, I will say.
Like waking up at 7:00 AM and then you guys had already had
full conversations because it's like, yeah, I think it was 12 or

(38:38):
1:00. You guys signed?
Oh God, yeah. So your day was like half over
and I'm just like trying to catch up on everything.
There's college football on TV already at 7:00 in the morning,
Dude. That would suck ass.
White. Lotus making me want to travel
to like crazy destinations real bad.

(39:00):
Anybody. Anybody watch that?
I haven't seen yet, it's on my list.
Oh man, it's real good. Every single White Lotus on HBO.
Oh yeah. I.
Still have a lot of catching up to do with like severance and
there's so much. Should I?
Oh man, Severance is clutch. Yeah, Severance is real good.

(39:20):
I watched the first season, but how many?
There's like two or three now. No, just two.
Is it just two? OK, Yeah.
Second one just dropped that. To catch up on, I got into that
murder bot that was pretty good.I don't know if you guys have
watched that that at all. Sounds like robot robot porn do.
Apple, I dig. It Apple, Yeah, It's on Apple,
yeah. Did you watch?
That silo. Yeah, I love Silo.

(39:42):
I read the books. The books are really good.
Jeff, you do a lot of betting. I wanted to talk about this for
a minute. You do a lot of betting and
you're and you're really successful at it.
Do you, I, I follow you were DraftKings like records and
they're pretty good. Do you, are you coming up with
those? Are you, are you consulting?

(40:04):
I know your, I know your friends, you know, are pretty
active as well. Are you queuing in to the to the
group chat with them and gettingsome pointers or are you going
after that stuff yourself? Dude, I started off really good
this year. Like I was hot.
Like I was up like 300, four, $100 and then I lost it and.

(40:25):
It's. But I was doing a lot of like
just stupid parlays and that's what really messed me up.
But a lot of it is what I do on my own.
But recently I was following one.
It's like Dan's AI pics or something like that.
And like he does it for the the prime time game.

(40:49):
So the Thursday, Sunday night and then Monday and it's like he
puts like 10 or 12 like player props.
And it's like this one has hit 90% of the time.
This one is at 80% of the time. So I've been using those and
kind of like coming up with likejust like a three or four like
parlay. Usually the odds aren't the

(41:10):
greatest, but I'm at least climbing back up a little bit.
Like right now. What?
Are we talking plus plus 500 + 600?
What are we talking on A three leg parlay?
Let me look at this one. This one is a five leg.
It's there was like a 50% boost on it.
So it was plus 500. I need 24 yards from Aaron

(41:32):
Rodgers for it to hit. So it was Jamar Chase 6 plus
receptions, T Higgins 3 plus Aaron Rodgers 200 plus yards and
then Jalen Moore and 15 yards receiving and Jonnu Smith 3
receptions. I put the house on the Bengals
dude. I hope they win.
They're looking strong right now.

(41:52):
What? Was he over under in this game?
It's definitely blown. Past.
Oh yeah, it was in, it was low. It was like 37.
Yeah, I mean. Yeah.
The Bengals almost got it covered right now.
Themselves, there's people in the crowd just holding up a sign
that says in Joe 2.0 we trust. Look at him.
Dude, this is like Joe. Scrambles for like 15 yards.

(42:15):
Dude Joe Flacco just whipping the Steelers ass.
Dude, I loved it when he came out the the the interviewer
asked him like, what do you, what do you need to be good
against Pittsburgh? He's like, you just got to match
their physicality. It's not that hard.
Like I was like, oh shit. He's like, I've been doing this,
I've been doing this 18 years, easy.

(42:36):
I mean, the game plan of throwing the ball to Jamar Chase
has worked out very well. Yeah, T Higgins is looking
looking like AT tonight too. He got a touchdown as well.
The running game is back all of a sudden, like it's like to 100
yards on the ground. Is that your boy?
Oh yeah, the most quarterback over the course of his career,

(42:56):
like he looked at some of his numbers, he had some down years
and things like that. But just when it comes to big
games, big moments and stuff like that, he has been clutched
and he stepped up and risen to the occasion at times when like
always seems like when Flackers count out, counted out the most
is when he'll shine and he'll dohis best man.

(43:16):
When everybody starts investing all the stock and he been having
all the faith that he had to make a, you know, some things
happen. Remember, even with Cleveland a
couple years ago when he got up into the playoffs, he had to
play that playoff game and then they ended up getting whooped by
Houston. You know, like you like really
count about though. That's what'll surprise you.

(43:40):
AJ. Yeah, I was always enamored by
his big eyebrows. I don't know if you guys ever
noticed with Joe Flacco. Big, big eyebrows.
Super. Bowl MVP.
Shout outs to Rusty Anderson. Yeah, he does have that.
Rusty Anderson. He's got caterpillars, dude.
If he takes Cincinnati to the playoffs, is he a Hall of Famer?

(44:01):
He's a Hall of Famer. Bro, he should already be a Hall
of Famer. He's on the Super Bowl.
He's got mad yards. I.
Don't know if he's a. Hall of Famer, yet he's a Super
Bowl MVP. He doesn't have to be first
ballot, but he's got to be fucking Hall of Famer.
He went to Cleveland, had some success in Cleveland, had
success in Indy. Super Bowl MVP in Baltimore goes

(44:21):
to Sensei. He's got a solid chance of
beating Pittsburgh in his secondgame.
He's been there for what, 15 days?
10 days. 10 days, yeah, 10 days.I forgot there on a short week.
Now that's, now that's a veteranright there.
That is a true bet that you can just plug in and your season is
not destroyed. Yeah.
I, I think when it comes to Hallof Fame, I think it's going to

(44:42):
be hard for us to say who shouldand should not be in at this
point. Because now we're getting to the
point where these people are. We have watched our entire
lives, but then you realize how few people get in at each year.
It's only 6. And then I mean, just that
quarterback, we still have Eli Manning to go through, Phillip
Rivers, Ben Ben, Tom Brady. That's just that quarterback

(45:06):
ahead of him. Then you know, you add in all
the wide receivers, all the defensive players like Rogers
when he retires. Also, I was thinking about this
the other day. It's like it's, you know,
because I think I, I think like Heinz Ward or Alan Fanico should
be in there already. But then, when you like stack
up, only six people a year get in.
You really have to. Like yeah, go stand out.

(45:30):
Can you only be on the ballot a certain number of times too?
Yeah. And then you go into, I don't
know, the the geezer round. Whereas you're just.
They and they only put like two people I think in from like the
Super old people at that point. Like once you fall off, you go
into a different, I can't remember what it's called, but

(45:51):
only two people from like that category get in a year.
Correct. Think about how long it took
Darren Woodson to get in there. Like, you know, the triplets of
the 90s, man, they put them all in there real quick.
But you know, for Dallas to get a defensive player in that Hall
of Fame, it took a little while and then they finally got
Charles Haley and Darren Woodsonin there.
But Darren Woodson was only our second defensive guy from the

(46:15):
90s to get in there. We've been had a couple lineman
on the offense like Larry Allen and them guys get in there.
I mean, sometimes it like a lot of these players, they do get
overlooked for years before, youknow, the committee will
actually be like, you know what,they are deserving.
I mean, they beat all the criteria.
We've just been sleeping on themfor years and pushing it back.

(46:35):
You said, I can't remember what that's called either, Jay, but
it's kind of like a veteran poolthat they pull from, like guys
that have been passed over for, you know, maybe 2 decades or
more and like they're like, you know what?
It's time we got to get them in there.
They deserve their, you know, credit.
Their name is still relevant years later even with us

(46:55):
snubbing them, you know? Those those clips from that dude
knocking on the door to induct people in the Hall of Fame.
They make me cry every time I watch them.
You ever watch those on YouTube?Could you?
Imagine like. Who's the who's the big guy in
the coat in the gold jacket thatused to go around and induct

(47:17):
everybody? I forget his name.
Oh, Steelers took it to the house fire, Muse.
Not really. Yeah, like 70 yards does the.
CFL come down again, God damn it.
No, I don't think so. I think you just got, I think
you just got your, your five legparlay, Jeff.

(47:41):
Yeah, yeah, you definitely did. That was like 70 yards.
Oh my God I don't know why but my stream is like a minute
behind you guys so I remove justscored for me.
Thanks for ruining. It Justin, what did you say
about Ed McMahon or something? Yeah.
Is that is that, who was the guy, the big guy in the gold

(48:02):
jacket that used to knock on people's doors when they would
get inducted, I thought. You were talking about
publishers. Clearing House does.
Anybody know what I'm talking? About wasn't that Chris Hansen?
That's Chris Hansen, right? No, there's this dude, listen
for the NFL, there's this dude that goes around and if you get.
Into. I know you're talking about it.

(48:22):
Yeah, they, he, he comes to yourHH door and knocks on the door
and inducts you. He, he inducted Jimmy Johnson on
live TV one time. It was crazy, dude.
It was a tearjerker. Big time.
I remember watching that last year.
But he's not the only one that does it like they can do like
special requests. I know that Sterling Sharp's

(48:42):
brother, Shannon Sharp and. Well, he broke that guy retired.
Oh, did he retired OK? That's when they started doing
the other people. But yeah, I watched that one
too. That's a really good one too.
It was. The Hall of Fame president David
Baker. David Baker.
That's it. Yeah, he's big.
He's bigger than any of the NFL players.
Dude he was like 6-8, fucking like 400 lbs.

(49:04):
Huge. He was an African American guy,
right? No, he's.
He's like a big white dude, kindof Italian looking, but.
OK. Kind of like that dude brother.
Looks like a big lineman. I don't know why I was thinking
otherwise. But Tim, are those two separate

(49:28):
beards or are you just happy to see me I need?
To feel your hands. Use that from start to finish.
Come on, let's go. Let's, let's get this tray
rolling. Let's go.
Hey, it's time to go right now. Master or disaster?

(49:50):
OK, it's the time of the day where we tell you who we think's
going to rock and who we think'sgoing to suck.
And this week we're going to do tight ends.
Let's go have a look at the scores, shall we?
Shane has four points. Jason has 6 points.
Tim has two points. Hump is 2 under par.
And if you ask this producer what's the scoring system is,

(50:12):
he'll respond. He has no idea.
But this week I'm going to take Travis Kelsey as my master.
He's going to war and he has theStarfire.
He's not just good, he's great. Maybe even an all time great.
He's not washed, he's sloshed. Wham bam Cram.
Thank you ma'am. Travis Kelsey, my week 7 master

(50:34):
man and this week my disaster. I'm going to go with Tyler
Warren. He's the tight end for
Indianapolis. If you haven't heard of him yet,
he's been up and down. One week he's good.
The wet. Next week he's not as good.
Yesterday I'm here. Today I'm there.
Tomorrow I'm where? Up, down, up, down, up, down.
Stop. Tyler Warren.
Here's my Week 7 disaster. All right, Well, my master this

(51:01):
week is George Kittle. He's coming back from a a long
break on injury, but he looks fired up.
I got to see him in a after practice interview and he looks
like he's ready to RIP, RIP 1. So I'm, I'm wanting to see him
go off this week. My disaster Colson Loveland
young rookie. He has yet to get the
opportunity really with Cole Comet there.

(51:21):
But I, I, I, I just don't expecthim to do much this week and
maybe not until later on in the season.
Well, Tim, you know what I think?
I think Tyler Warren is shaping up to be a fantasy master this
week. He's become the Colts top
target, pulling in six of nine passes last week for 63 yards
and a touchdown, commanding nearly 1/4 of the team's

(51:43):
targets. He's reliable, athletic and
playing like a tight end who's about to blow up the gazes.
Master and disaster pick. Meanwhile, Dalton Salt is the
opposite, a fantasy disaster waiting to happen.
With just 21 catches and 186 yards for no touchdowns this
season. His production is flatter than

(52:04):
that deflated football. Tom Brady was thrown around,
Warren's trending up, Schultz issputtering out, and you're
staring at Dalton this week. You're in trouble.
It's. Me.
Well, for my master, I'm taking Tucker, Craft, Green Bay.
The scoring opportunity should be abundant for the Packers and

(52:25):
Craft will likely be a big part of it again as one of Jordan
Love's favorite red zone weapons.
I think we can expect another strong showing for Tucker Kraft
this week. And for my disaster, who am I
taking for my disaster? I forget.
TJ Hawkinson. TJ Hawkinson That's right.

(52:46):
Thanks, Shane. Philadelphia poses another tough
match up because they've allowedthe third fewest fantasy points
per game to the position at tight end.
So there've been a few signs to not trust Hawkinson this week
and leave him on the bench. He's he's going to be my
disaster. I'm going to say master this

(53:08):
week for me is Debo Samuel for Washington.
Like I think my Cowboys do get back and win this game are going
to be fired up. It's a must win game this week
for Dallas. But our past defense is trash.
And I must admit that I think the one of their receivers is
going to go off and at least have 100 yards.
Like, even if we're in a shootout and we win it

(53:29):
regardless, I do think Debo Samuel has 100 and and 15 yards
receiving at least in a 34 to 30Cowboys win.
Now my disaster for this week is, I mean, the Chiefs, I know
that they've been up and down this year, but the Chiefs, they
show up when it matters. Some must win this week for them
in the division. They're playing Vegas and I just

(53:52):
think Geno Smith this week, I, Idon't know, I think he's going
to be fed to some wolves of, of some sort.
I mean, he's going to need all the help from Ashton Gente that
he can get in order for the gameto be, you know, much easier for
him so he doesn't have to do it all and to keep his pass
attempts down. We all know Geno throws more
attempts. He's going to throw more

(54:12):
interceptions. So I'm going to go with Geno
Smith this my disastrous week asKFC Chiefs.
I like it, Tim. Yes.

(54:36):
I think you got the outreach you.
Oh is am I red? God, this league is such a
disaster. King of the hill.
King of the hill. King of the hill.

(54:59):
King of the hill. King of the hill.
King of the hill. King of the hill.
King of the hill. King of the hill.
King of the Hill, brother. Well, we were all a bunch of
losers last week and so far 01/3on the swamies.

(55:23):
We treated this like taking Bakelast week.
Can we fix it? Probably not.
Tim, who you looking at this week?
I was looking at the the parlay that Wayne sent in the group and
I'd be sick if I were him. Anyways, this week or last week

(55:47):
I took Wayne over Vince and I gave it the old Swami that came
out as a loss. So this week I'm going to pick
Mike over Jeff and I'm going to use my double Swami.
Sorry, Jeff. You have a double swami.
Yeah. There's no double Swami, Tim.

(56:15):
That means it's Humpy's turn. Or shame Jason's turn.
Well, last week I also lost because R.E.M. beat me down like
a muted. What did Jr. used to say?
Like a slobber knocker? Yeah, slobber knocker beat him
like a rendered mule. That was it.
Beat me like. A random mule.

(56:37):
This week I'm going to go with the gays to remain undefeated,
Tim over Matt, and I'm going to one up Matt or Tim.
I'm going to use my triple Swami.
He is getting real liberal with the Swami's over here, right
Jesus. Flak o'neals.
That's the ball game. No, what?
They can't. They're losing.

(56:58):
They're down. That's what it says on the
sleeper app. It says flak o'neals.
Dude, look at it. Look at the live feed.
It says flak o'neals. I'm not shit.
In here. Where's the live feed?
How I get there? What?
No, I mean he is good though because they're in field with a
range and they're not joke. OK, OK.

(57:18):
They're trying not to leave the first time, OK?
Pittsburgh's got no timeouts left, OK?
That's. The game they're.
Down. They're losing health.
Oh my God. Oh God, I swear to God I'm
gifted Shane. Shane, what's your last week I
took Jimmy over me and I lost, so my strategy seems to be

(57:43):
foolproof. This week I'm taking Zach over
Vince. Are you using a quadruple all?
Right. Last week I did not get to go
unfortunately. But this week I'm taking two, I
guess was the ruling. So I'm taking Tim over Tim over
Matt. Go ahead.

(58:05):
Hit me with it. Tim hit me with that sound
effect. No, I was.
I was trying to give you that. You said you got 2 picks.
Tim over Matt is one of them, and me over Wayne.
Am I allowed to pick myself? And if I do that, does that mean
I'm Swammy or what? No, you can pick yourself twice.
OK, I'm taking, I'm taking me over Wayne for sure.

(58:31):
The King of the Hill segment is,however, sponsored by Humphrey
Sims at Red One Realty, where you're always just in time to
buy, sell, builder, invest. Guys, I think I just shit my
pants. We continue.

(59:20):
Oh shit, does it mean my bad man, We sucked balls last week.
From what I'm reading here we went oh and three on the week
for bets. It's because I wasn't around.
We would have been one and four if I was, but I don't know.
Prop bet. Tim, what do you got for the

(59:41):
prop bet this week? OK, this week I'm going to take
Jackson Garrett, quarterback of the New York Giants.
His over under is rather low at 175 1/2.
However, they are going up against Patrick.
I'm uncertain if he's playing ornot.
The Denver Broncos, the Denver Joey Phobe Broncos.
So I'm going to just say that that's a low number.

(01:00:03):
And I feel like the the Giants are surging.
They're at Denver that don't matter because Joey Fobie won't
be there. So I'm going to go Jackson dirt
over 175 1/2 this week. I'm going Las Vegas KC game over
45 1/2. We got Ray Rice coming back.
I think he's going to take Geno Smith in the elevator, punch him

(01:00:24):
in the face just like he did what 1520 years ago.
Give give Geno Smith a broken jaw for the second time in the
NFL, but Ray Rice essentially going to be beating up the the
Vegas Raiders all day long. All night long, all.

(01:00:47):
Night and for the flaked, baked and rigged lock of the week.
I'm going to take the Commandersagainst the spread.
They're giving a point and a half to Dallas.
We're going to take Washington because both these teams are
coming off tough losses. Commanders are playing on a
short week out on the road, which is tough.
But Dallas defense is in rough shape.
So it's going to be a shootout. But I think, I think

(01:01:10):
Washington's going to going to edge them out by three or four
points. Edge.
I'm edging right now. Steelers took a 2 point lead, by
the way. All right, hold on.
Let me. That's what I meant.
Yeah, I'm sorry. Rank you up the Commission's
Cram. Cram of the the cream of the
crop, yeah. Commish put what, three O 3 was

(01:01:33):
it on the Steelers -5 1/2 and over against Cleveland?
I can't remember what the over under was.
It was 37 1/2. They were close, but they didn't
get there. Yeah, it did fall short, so
let's see. I'm almost there.
Commish, hold on. As long as I keep winning in in

(01:01:54):
in betting on UFC, we'll we'll we'll continue to have a a slush
fun, so don't worry. All right, Kamesh, I'm ready.
I'm rolling. Let me know when you want me to
and I'll stop the scrolling. Stop.
OK, Philadelphia at Minnesota. So Sunday at 1:00 philadelphia's

(01:02:16):
-1 1/2. Over under is 43 1/2.
Take the over. Over 43 1/2, it's a good pick.
That's a good pick. I think I like repeat.
That for me one more time. Philadelphia over 43 1/2.

(01:02:39):
Philadelphia, Minnesota over 43 1/2.
OK, it's -115 are the odds. What what?
How much you want to put on it Shmone the the slush funds back
up to $33 because I had a three leg parlay on the UFC card a
couple weeks ago. So. 3316 Austin, 3/16.

(01:03:02):
I like it. 316 pays out, 590 thebet is in.
It's ready to open up a can of whoop ass.
And do we have any other? Picks.
I'd like that. I like that Chargers Colts game
this week. I like the Chargers Colts game.

(01:03:23):
I like the Colts. I mean the Chargers giving the
Colts and 1/2 at home. I like I like LA this year.
I feel like it's just been stoutJustin Herbert still been
playing the great football he's played this whole the rest of
the team is playing. I think definitely for

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definitely think that they win this game and it's a big game, a
statement game for the Chargers with the way the Colts have
been, you know, one of the best in the AFC this year.
You know, Chargers can even these teams out I believe at
5:00 and 2:00 if they win. So I'm I'm going Los Angeles
this weekend. I think, I think they'll cover
that man. Dude, not to cut you off, but

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the Steelers game's over. They lost, but Aaron Rodgers has
a fucking can on him so he just chucked it 70 yards into the.
End zone you saw. An arm on them, yeah.
He does, at least in our generation, like.
Wait, so is Purdy back this weekfor the 49ers?

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It's Brock Jones and Mack Purdy.Mack is pretty Purdy.
I don't know, I kind of like Atlanta.
They looked so tough last week and they're plus 1 1/2.
Jeff, Jeff from game two, bro, That's I really do, bro.
I was going to pick that game, but I decided to go with the

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chart. I was a little more short about
that game in my opinion. But Atlanta, even though they're
on the road, I do. What Biggs did you go over your
your three pick parlay? Yes, that's what I'm going to go
Atlanta as. As Jeff said in that Atlanta,
San Fran, I'm going to go Chargers in the Chargers Colts
game and man, this is a really tough at Dolphins and Browns,

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but I'm I'm going to go Cleveland at home, man.
I mean, if they can just duplicate some of that magic
that they had. I know that, you know, they
traded Flacco or whatever, but Imean, I I've seen I've seen some
decent stuff from Gabriel. I just think that he just needs
to, you know, relax a little bitmore and just calm down a bit,

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you know what I mean? I I think he's putting too much
pressure on his own shoulders just because of what that
franchise is through year by year, that thing settles down
kind of possibly Russell and a bit like somewhat of that type
of prototype, you know? Biggs, let's put, let's put that
little parlay together. Could you repeat those matchups
you just mentioned? Yes, I'm going to go Atlanta

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over San Fran. All right, wait.
Let. Me find that real quick.
Atlanta over San Fran, OK. I'm going to go Chargers over
Indianapolis. All right, I got that one.
And I'm going to take Cleveland over Miami this week.

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Cleveland over Miami, we find that OK, Cleveland's +7, it's
plus, it's plus 600. I'm going to throw 5 on it, $35
payout. All right, I like it.

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Actually, like everybody's picksthis we've gone asleep from from
what all you gentlemen called like it sounds promising, you
know, like you can't can't win them all.
You know, it's not a guarantee, of course, but they sound like
promising picks. You know what I mean?
Going into Sunday, do. You feel like tight ends are a
little easier to predict as far as what they're going to do or

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harder. Depends on the offense.
You know, I I feel like because it is a passing league, but some
of these teams, they like their receivers a bit more or, you
know, some of the other teams they do, you know, rely on their
tight ends a bit more. For example, like Pittsburgh and
their packages. They have been, you know, using

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these multiple tight end packages where like other teams,
like Dallas, for example, it's alot of Ferg, it's a lot of
Ferguson. So you know, that's where you
can benefit from the tight end too, if it's a guy that's
getting fed the ball a lot and where the Steelers, I mean,
Friar moves could get fed, but it could be Jonnu Smith one
week, you know what I mean? So that's where it's like when

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you've got a tight, a plethora of tight ends, I feel like it's
harder to guarantee the productivity.
But maybe like Detroit with likeSam Laporta, he's their primary
tight end. He's really the the main tight
end that they're getting the ball to.
So like, you know, I feel like that's more of a short thing.
But when you're talking like, you know, they're using a
multiple tight end sets, I mean,you really don't know who's

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going to get the ball with you. Pittsburgh.
Pittsburgh was doing that tonight.
Apparently they he's they said they were lining up with like 4
tight ends and 11 wide out. That's insane.
The gay guys love it when there's four tight ends lined up
like that. And and then long lips, one wide
out. Long lips hanging down below the

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trench coat, Long labia. Piece of white trash.
It's time to trash the league. I get to get off here guys.
Lady grads, pleasure having you buddy.

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Stay safe, be good, see you soon.
All right, it's that time of theday where we spread some trash
around, where we trash the league.
And the trash segment, of course, sponsored by Greg's
Eggs, is awesome. Check them out on YouTube, watch

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the videos, you might learn a thing or two.
All right guys, anybody have anything?
I still have one incomplete jokeon my phone so I'm not ready
this week. I have two, I have two real
small and it looks like Jason's away, but I have two real small
ones. One is I just, it just came to

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me earlier that if there's ever Mr. Clean auditions in like
Orlando, FL, Shane's shoe in forthat role.
And also, every year that goes by, Tim turns a little bit more
into Jack Black. When we were at the at the draft

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party, Shane was telling everyone I was looking like Liam
Neeson. What's up?
Yeah. Liam Neeson.
What Shane's Shane said. I look like Liam Neeson.
How? Many shrooms did you take?
I don't. Remember this?
I don't remember that either. You were like that dude from
Batman. I was like Liam Neeson.
You're like, yeah, that's right,Liam.
Neeson wasn't even in Batman. Yeah, yeah, he was.

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Raja. Shane, Shane actually said I
looked like Raz al Ghul, but I think Liam Neeson sounds better.
It's a hardcore disc dude. Are we talking comic book
accurate Raz al Ghul or? Liam Neeson.

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Eyebrows for that. Liam Neeson, it's.
Time. To trash the lead.
The trash the league. By the way, I did actually, I
got one more quick one. I I just want to trash us for
the fact that we put outro queues in to make sure that we
transition from the segments properly and then we still
didn't transition from the segments properly.

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We're getting the hang of it. We're.
We're getting there. It's going to take me some time
dude. These are my notes for my for
the board. This is it.
Looks like it looks like tic tac.
It looks like you played tic tactoe like 25 times in a row.
Listen, I'm going to take a picture of my setup real quick
just so you guys can see it. Hold on.

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How come my mom tells me you push your buttons correctly
every night but you can't? You can't master the board,
dude. Oh.
Christ, I would definitely. Talk my trap.
I feel like that I I put you allin your place in class earlier,
so yeah. You did too.

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Oh, I wanted to ask earlier. You guys can trash me for a
second. What do you think about me
picking up Joe Flacco? You think that's an absolute
waste? Does look like he just put up 36
points. What kind of equity, what kind
of equity does Joe Flacco have on on a team or on a bench?
What is he? What does he bring the?
Trade wise, I don't think anyone, I don't think he'll get

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a good return. Trade wise.
Well, well, well, let's hold on.Let's hold on a second A-Team.
I'm going to use my team as an example.
I will say this that I'm not notruling out a fact like a trade
possibility, but again, I've been mentioning I need a
quarterback. If he continues to play like
this, then you could get a tradeout of him.

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You know what I mean? You could get, well, he's going.
To play like this again next week Tim so let's just do this
trade now what what would you bewhat would you be open to I'm.
I'm holding off right now. Trevor Lawrence has been
serviceable. Brock Purdy is, well, he's hurdy
right now. So when he comes back, we'll see

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'cause obviously it looks like it doesn't matter.
Just like with running backs in that offense, it doesn't matter
what quarterbacks running the offense either, because I think
they were the the top scoring offense in football somehow or
the top, the top most yards in on on offense in football.
I think going into this past week, something stupid like
that, maybe passing somebody confirm or deny what I'm saying,

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please. What?
What did you say? Again?
Sorry, I was looking at everyone's team I.
Wasn't ignoring it, I was. Looking at the rest of the
league's quarterbacks, Hold on, let's just solve this right now.
Let's figure out. Pass.
Oh good shit. But aside from injury, Tim is
your best bet because everyone else is pretty flush at

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quarterback unless somebody getshurt.
OK, So what is he? What kind of equity does he have
on my bench then? Do I mean any at all?
Or was it did I just waste 20 FAAA double BS on him?
I. Mean what's who's?
Who's your quarterback now, Holmes?
I got Dax Prescott and I got 2 on the bench.
Oh, I mean. Two DAX BS but 2 is trash. 2 is

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1 sneeze away from concussion #7.
SO22 has been solved in his Interpol career but this year is
a is a rough down down year for him and Flacco.
Flacco's the hand right now between them and two.
I'd probably just hang on to Flacco honestly and just see how
it goes. Humpy with that receiving point

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of holy shit. He put up 35 tonight.
Yeah, crazy. Yeah, I would.
I wouldn't keep keep Flacco because I mean, one injury and
somebody's going to come knocking.
If you want. I'm scoring like this.
Speaking of what, you got a couple backs on your bench,
Humpy, that I'm interested in, so let me know.
I know you texted me this week. I'm sorry I didn't respond to

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you dude. It's been insanity.
No, you're good. You're.
Good. I did.
I did take a a brief mental inventory and I don't know, I
might, I might have something I could play around with.
So we'll, we'll talk more if you're still interested.
Your brother also hit me up for a similar proposition too.
OK. Yeah, to confirm what I said

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earlier, 49ers, the top offense in the league, passing and
rushing. That's I mean, that's that's
surprising. That's Mac Miller Jones, and
that's Brock Hardy Purdy. How How in the hell are they not
leading in rushing when McCaffrey hasn't even been?

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Last I checked he wasn't really like killing the game and
rushing. He was always passing yards.
And shit and how are they leading and receiving?
They haven't had exactly dude, what's going on?
Anybody kids been out? I know the reception, the
receiving is all through, mainlybeen through my God.

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What is his name? McCaffrey.
Yeah, McCaffrey does have a few 100 yards receiving.
Now, a little bit of Kendrick Bourne here and there, that's
really where a lot of their primary passing game has been as
of late. Picked.
Him up too. I think I got him right. 795
bucks between Kendrick Bourne and Joe Flacco over the last two

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weeks, Bubbin. Yeah, I don't know.
I never fucking use it anyway, so nobody, nobody else probably
bid on them, but I don't know. Why?
I think someone bid on Bourne. Yeah, I think someone bit on
Bourne. I think maybe I don't remember
Jason Bourne. Bourne's put up an average of 22
points over the past two weeks. So I mean, hopefully he keeps it

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up. I'm toying with starting
starting this week. He's on play.
I mean, he got some speed. I mean, he can.
He can, you know, take it over the top of the defense and stuff
like that. He's just a little bit more of
like a 1 trick pony. He's not really like elite at
anything but he is very solid and does everything well though.

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Yeah, true. Anybody else have trash?
You guys trash. I got nothing.
I'm trash of the trash. This year I have.
I have almost done no trash and I'm kind of ashamed of myself.
Do feel like Shane? That's rough dude.

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If you need someone to talk to Iknow that can get pretty rough.
You start feeling like Shane. Do you guys have anybody you
would part ways with trade wise?I mean, if if you if you're
looking for any trades and you want to let people in the league
know what, what do you got out? There, I mean, none of my
starters, to be honest, people on my bench, you know, I'm

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willing, but none of my regular starters.
I mean, I've got, I've got them all queued up in there.
It's I've got an amalgamation ofstarters and bench players that
I'm willing to part with, but I think I'm gonna have to be
patient on that front until the rest of the league catches up.
I'm going to, yeah, be patient. I'll listen to a trade for

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anybody, but I like my team right now, especially my
starters. So I'm going to see where see
where this takes me over the next couple of weeks.
What do you know what week it isoff top your head again,
Commission that we talked about this last week, 1212.
OK, well we're week 7 right now.We're past the halfway point to

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there. Week 12's deadline, I would say
definitely if you were wise and it would be better to wait a few
weeks just because you can gear up for the playoffs.
It's better to try to make theirtrades before the playoffs so
you have more of an idea on who's going to be hurt moving
forward. A couple more weeks.
Couple of guys to get banged up,you might really need somebody

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valuable at a position. You know, I would say between
Week 9 and 11 would be the best time to start, you know, making
that jump on them trades in the season.
That would be, you know, my bestrecommendation just off my
observation of the way, you know, fantasy football goes.
I think in our sleeper league wegot 14 weeks and I think the

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deadlines what is that Week 12 also in in TfL?
I believe so. I'm not sure.
Make a move. I'm thinking around week 10 or
11. I would like to get a little
stronger running back or wide receiver.
Everything else I like on my lobster.
Like I feel like my quarterbacksare straight.
I have I picked solid linebackers and D BS.

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I usually rotate them from the free agent pull anyways because
week by week it's based off of matchups.
I think with defense and you know, defensive backs and D
lineman and stuff, but those offensive guys, you know they're
going to get you consistent production so it's better for
them to be keepers and guys you hold on to.

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That's a good point. That's a good strategy.
I've been a little reluctant. I've had a lot of trade offers
this season. I've been very reluctant to make
any moves because for me, for me, it's just been a, a matter
of finding the correct combination of, of starters on
my team. It's been every week I make a
bad, a couple bad decisions and people on my bench put up like

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ridiculous points. But that is the way the fantasy
goes sometimes, the way she goes.
Sway the right. I always said when you have to
team, that's the biggest challenge is coming up with the
right lineup week by week, because you might never.
That puts up 23 one week and then he flops and has 6 the
following week. This guy performs.

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So it's it is it? It's very tough.
You got to pay more attention tothe matchups, I think, than the
overall production of the player, you know?
Yeah, for the matchups for sure.Tim, anybody listening to the
stream live right now at all let.
Me. See.
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chief Mitch Steady holding down the zone, assisting with the
strategy knowledge fully blown I.
Have an idea? Kool-aid Man beat off to death
Wayne Morales called redhead. I hate to say it, but our

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division is such trash. So are the gays surprised?
The gays are trash as well, yeah.
And they're open, and they're open always on.
Fantasy goes sometimes the way she goes.
That's the way the road. I always said when you have to
team, that's the biggest challenge is coming up with the,

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you know, to let him go to like Green Bay, Sam Fran or Philly or
something like that. Washington that's that's rough.
And this is a quarterback in Cincinnati's dangerous, and
everybody knows that. They just need a few pieces.
Just thinking back to that fake news headline about me spending
on my FAAB as I read this, but the waivers and bids.
The Eskimos added Cam Johnson for $2.00.

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It's like Jay, Jay, that sounds like Matthew McConaughey did an
Interstellar. Yeah, How you felt?
Yeah, we got, we got the gravitational pool of Hawaii
just really fucked. Me up, Jesus Christ.