Episode 3.10

Matt joins the show today as the Prime League Panel shoots their shot at last year's champion with the all new Fantasy Love Game!

Episode Transcript

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Another Sunday morning. Tim Robin.

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Hobson, Tim. Jay.
Jay Bumpy. Tim.

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Guys, Matt. Matt.
Hey, guys. Oh yeah, Remy Man is.
Here. Yeah.
Wow. OK.
Gentlemen. Pigs take it away. 740 Prime

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League forecast. Clutch kicker, the defensive

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grind sacks the QB forces turnovers like this ball mine
Who go win it all? I'm not quite sure.
Don't know is it in your girls guts the team succeedo team
donkey puncher humps a Snoop's balloon and we have grateful Zed
squaring off and let it rain. Improved versus Small Lebowski

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who go feel the pain. Spider Man versus Water Rockets
who go do their thing in that prime time showdown that
completes this race. Fantasy football team first team
team face prime time. Ladies and gentlemen, here we

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are live on a Sunday and boy I tell you we have a packed house
here. I am your Co commish owner of
the Rosebuds, Jason Ryan. Of course we got Shane McClain B
Kamish and owner of the Sanford's, the Sanford Scrubs or

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Squish or Salmonella. I'm not sure what his name is
anymore, but here is Shane McClain the commish welcome in.
We got our awesome producer here, as always owner of the
Undefeated cool top gaze to my highlight.
The gaze continue to be relevantin this world.

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Of course, we have our silent partner Justin Humphreys, the
owner of the Carnegie Cookie Monsters and the voice of the
Prime League Podcast, Justin Biggs.
Welcome everyone, ladies and gentlemen, probably season 3.

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And we got 2 very special guests, Numero Uno, owner of the
Spider Man Parts Matt Emly going.
On guys. Hi Matt, and owner of the worst
team in the league, the Small Lebowski's Remington.

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What up? Glad to be here, kind of.
Man, what a packed house we got right now. 7 On the podcast 7.
Count them 7. Count 8 J. 123. 4 I'm kidding, I
got you. Oh my goodness, you made me
count, bro. You made me do math.

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I can't do math. I think this is the most people
we've had out of either the one league or both leagues combined,
like on here at the same time, right, 77-ON air.
I think so. Well.
We got more than half's league. Yeah, we got more than half.
We got Matt joining us for the first time all season.

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So Matt, First off, thank you for joining us.
And tell us about breakfast today.
How was breakfast? It was great.
I had some reheated French toastbecause I didn't want to let it
go bad and that's disgusting, but I did what I did.
That's fire. I did, I did.

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No shame. Rap breakfast.
Tell us about it Little. Latte.
That's about it. No big break here this morning.
Cool Kamesh details what happened this morning with your
belly and. Breakfast.
Any breakfast this morning yet? We may have a grumpy commish
coming up later on today. And Jason?

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Yeah, talk about commish is of course always following the lead
of the commish. And also had no breakfast.
I'm not sure why that was funny studio audience, but Biggs, talk
about what went in that belly ofyours this morning.
Well, now normally I do, I do get a little something man man,

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but today man, I just I knew it was PNGPL man was probably and I
just just woke up, no breakfast and just started off with my my
good old loyal friend, Dutch master, man, that's Dutch master
and some bud. I like it.
You got your your BM TS at Subway, you got your BL TS and

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you got your PNGPLS every Sunday.
Well, I guess this Sunday morning and so we're hoping to
deliver a nice healthy, healthy fantasy football informative
sandwich to you guys later on today.
Me, myself, wakey wakey eggs andbakey.
That's about that's about it forme and some black coffee.

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I believe we humpy, if you can hear us, if you're able to pop
on and tell us about breakfast. We got some great sponsors to
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Let's take a look at. The week that was Weekly review

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Team J Sistido. Jimmy sneaks in AJ like he's
back in high school. All right, I'm not sure if you
guys noticed. I always thought it was Team
Sistido. It's Team J Sistido.
So let me ask, when did he sneakthat J?
Into the name Team Sestito. I'm assuming he did nothing and

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Sleeper just changed the way they did things and put the J in
there themselves. 'Cause I never we never got a
notification. I think that I I don't know,
maybe I would have missed it, but I I'm pretty sure I would
have noticed that. Yeah, I'm assuming Sleeper did
that, not Jimmy. Jimmy back in it.
If you look at Jimmy's lineup, I'm assuming he's also doing
nothing. Does he have an empty lineup?

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He does and we got about 1/2 hour and I'm going to RIP the
shreds two players. I'm going to leave it tight,
leave it silent right now because not going to give an
advantage or disadvantage to anyone.
But as soon as 1:00 hits, if these line UPS remain the same,
your ass is grass. Hit him.

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Oh God, love it. The attc is going to come for
you. Let's hear that headline again
to me. Yep.
Oh shit, hold on, here we go. Team J Sesti though.

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Jimmy sneaks in AJ like he's back in high school.
Matt and Remy, I think, Remy, you were a part of this one time
already, so I think you already know the rules.
But Matt, what we're doing is we're playing this.
Listen to it, take it in, and then at the end of the segment,
we're going to circle back to itand you guys got to try to guess
who. Excuse me?

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The mystery voice is reading thefake news headline.
OK, so did you hear it good enough that you want to play it
again? Sure, why not Team J Sesti
though? Jimmy sneaks in AJ like he's
back in high school. Matt's face right now, it's

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killing me. I definitely think that's
Justin. Well, you know, you got to hold
on. We're going to, we're going to
circle back at the end of the segment.
Oh my God, chunk of this game. You're fine.
You're fine. All right, all right, who's up?
All right, so we're going to talk about week seven games.

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We had another great slate of games come through the weekend,
included in the first win for years, truly.
So let's side right in. I don't know who wrote this
because I have more than one win.
Sorry Jade, I didn't. I forgot to update the last part
of it that was supposed to be for me last week.
Oh, well, Shane, yeah, well, youhave two wins now actually.

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So congratulations. Thank you spider man parts met
the same hard tip that succumbedto the same hard base that every
team has come bumped uglies against.
That was a lot. 2 roses. They lost.

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They lost to the Hilltop Gays, 150 to 88 in the Ray Ping Award.
Hilltop. Ray Ping Award.
The grateful Zeds hamstring teamsnook 1:50 to 7:00, six in the
ABIW Award, which we still don'tunderstand what that means.

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The Little Lebowski's were shortened even tinier almost to
Kyler Murray's level, losing to the Scrub Daddies 121 to 120.
The Small Bales award scrubs winning by 1.
We got teammate theme face overstretched, the Eskimo
Brothers Cavs 138 to 99. The does anyone give a shit game

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of the week to either team. Who gives a shit?
We also have the dark side dealers.
They fumble the ball again and are making Shane look real real
stupid for putting faith in D Wayne's team as he lost again to
the Carnegie Cooking Monsters. 1:57 to 1:30 as Wayne receives

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the try hard fail easy award forweek 8.
And finally, Team Sustito, actually Team Jay Sustito, was
professionally executed yet again by the Rosebuds One O 9 to
71 and the Poor Little Puppy Award Team SAS Tito.

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Professionally annihilated bro God.
I just read what was read. I'm I'm Ron Burgundy, the.
First one was absurd. That was a lot.
Who wrote this? Shit.

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Oh. Christ, where we at?
Hold on, where we at? OK, free agency.
Oh wait, did we want to discuss that before we move on to free
agency? Go ahead and discuss.
I need about two minutes. I'll be right back, OK.
Discuss Jimmy's team's come a long way from the the start of
the season. Yeah, now it's regressed a long
way also. That no, that's what I mean.

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It's regressed a long way. I wasn't saying that in a good
way. Listen, he needs to be active in
the waivers. They're I've picked up two
players who have contributed mightily to my team in the
waivers this year and he's not made one move.
I know Jimmy, get out of here, dude.

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Wayne's team had a good showing,put up 130 points but still
lost. I just had a great week for
Humpy. Steam been up almost 160.
What what about what about your match up with with Remy?
We got both you guys here. Let's talk about that.
I want to hear both your. Sides, That was crazy, dude.

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I won in the last leg. Yeah, with that.
That was so crazy. All right, all right.
Super crazy all. Right, Remy, let's, let's hear
it from your side first. What happened?
I got. Fucking beat.
I know. Let's, let's, let's hear from
your side. What would you witness?
What was your reaction while it happened?
And were you balancing A checkbook or something?

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Like what was going on? I'm just tired of it, you know?
I'm tired. It's so hard to come off.
I'm sitting here getting my ass whipped while looking at the
championship trophy and it's just, it's hard, you know?
I'm tired of it, I don't want todo this anymore.
I keep making bad decisions wereyou watch it is what it is.

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Were you watching the game as ithappened at at the very end?
No, no, I woke up to a severe disappointment.
Yeah, 'cause that was the It's areally good way to start your
day. First thing in the morning,
realize you lost by 1. Fucking point to someone that's
supposed to be your friend. I don't think anyone said

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anything about friendship here. All right, Commish, let's hear
from your side of the story. What happened?
As were you following it as it came down to the wire?
And were you plotting a victory speech?
No, I was fully expecting to win, but I wasn't watching it.
It was hard to watch because Woody Marks was.

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They were just running up the middle every play into that
Seahawks defense. They're brutal against the run
game. So he wasn't putting up any
points and he just had a flute. Not even a fluke, but it was
just a broken play touchdown to the end zone that he caught like
put me over the edge in the lastlike 8 minutes of the game.
I was pretty hyped though. All Hell's breaking loose over

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there. I don't know.
I just saw him get up, run away and then run back real quick.
I'm good, I'm good, we're good. Everything's OK.
I'll take it if I didn't win this last week, man, that was it
was the hopes were gone for anything this season.

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Welcome to my world. All right, let's move on to the
waiver wire free agent acquisitions team.
Snook picked up Cavante Turpin, Dark side Diddlers picked up
Noah Fant, The Gays picked up C Rod, Chris Rodriguez and Michael
Wilson as well as Marcus Mariotawho he dropped later on and

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picked up another quarterback aswell.
Andy Dalton. You.
Dropped it, right? Yeah, I'll we'll get.
It I didn't, I didn't even I didn't I feel like we need to
add that if you just still end up on the waiver wire, but.
Well, let's we'll get into that here in a little bit actually,
because there was a reason why Ipicked those two players up.

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Well, actually, let's do it right now, but since we're
moving on to the next. Section right into the waivers
and trades. Earlier in the week, Wayne, his
quarterback situation, my opponent is Justin Fields and Oh
my God, the Washington quarterback, Daniels, who is not
playing this week, his backup, Marcus Mariota was playing.

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Justin Fields was benched. Wayne didn't have a quarterback.
The only quarterbacks in the free agent market were those two
quarterbacks. So if I pick him up, Wayne has
no starting quarterback. Well, I picked him up and then
just yesterday they announced that Justin Fields would
actually be starting. So me picking him up was
pointless because now Wayne doeshave a starting quarterback this
week. So that's.
Why I just dropped? Yeah, so that's why I just

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dropped him Saturday, 'cause he had an opportunity now to grab
him this morning if you wanted to.
It didn't matter though 'cause he already had fields so.
Yeah, you fucked me a little biton that one too.
But you can pick him up right now.
Yeah, I'm good now, but. OK, I was gonna.
Say, oh, almost fucked me, sorry.
Tim's trying to do everything hecan to solidify his first

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Championship trophy in the PNGPL.
Hey, it's a dog rape dog world. Oh God, Christ.
Well, I'll go over the waivers and bids here.
The Zeds added Sean Tucker with a $0.00 bid.
The Gays added Calvin Ridley on a $27.00 bid.
The Lola Bows picked up Tyrod Taylor for $10.

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The Eskimos added Devin Neil for$11.00.
And finally, come here Dyke was picked up by the Cookie Monsters
for $0.00. And then if you want to hit the
trade up to me and then just elaborate on that little bit,
you can. You want me to do the trade?
Trade I sent over to Juan Jennings and Drake May to the
gays in return for Josh Downs and Brock Purdy.

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Now let's talk about this real quick because it's not often
we've been getting trades. So Jay, you want to go from your
perspective 1st and then I'll goor you want me to go first?
No, Yeah. So I'll go, obviously I have
Josh Allen and so he's my numberone.
He's already had his by Drake May is great.

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Tim, I think obviously at this point you had some bias coming
up. You need a quarterback.
Jawan Jennings, I think is gonna.
He hasn't been great so far. He might take a little bit of a
step back once Iuke is healthy and ready.
And I think Josh Downs for me was more of a need and Brock

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Purdy, he he's going to be a solid backup.
So I think for me, for both of us, it it made sense.
It was a pretty even trade. I think Drake may maybe a little
bit better than Brock Purdy, butI also think Josh Downs is a bit
better than Jennings. I think we've seen Jawan
Jennings ceiling and it's it's it's a decent ceiling.

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Josh Downs definitely I feel hasa lot of potential and I agree
with you with the Drake made of Brock Purdy, which is why I made
that switch. I needed to try to solidify that
position. I believe May has already had
their his by I could be wrong. I can't remember for sure.
I don't. Think so.
I don't think he has. OK, well if not, I have T Law

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who's on his by this week. Right, So he'll be back.
He's been playing decently well in fantasy perspective of it at
least. So yeah, I like, I like the move
that I made, and I'm happy wheremy team's at right now.
I'm really happy. So woo.

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What the fuck? I, I don't know if you can hear
my, my little dog here, She's, she's up upset at something down
there. I don't know what it is though.
And I think both these quarterbacks both have the
ability to, you know, put up fantasy points that get you
wins. But I do feel like it's the good
trade in the sense of Jason saidhe needed the wide receiver.

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Now you got to go with the wide receiver that's been more
productive. You know, Downs has been more
productive than Jennings and then at the quarterback
position, we'd know Purdy to play good before.
So that's not that Purdy can't, you know, produce for Jason
later on in the future. But the hot hand right now is
Drake May. He is playing better than Brock

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Purdy, as you know, we speak on this current episode.
So you got to go with May right now.
I mean, May's even up for an MVPcandidate, you know what I mean?
You need a good solid starting quarterback.
So I think that in my opinion, it was a solid trade for both
sides. I'm going to give it AB plus.
I'll give that trade AB plus forsure.

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I mean, you know, for me, one ofthe big things I don't like to
do is have two players from the same team, unless it's a
quarterback, receiver, running back, tight end.
You know, obviously I got Christian McCaffrey and it's

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just, if Mccaffrey's going to have a good game, then Jenning
is, is probably going to have a bad game and that hurts me.
So I, I, so I'd like to separate, but obviously with the
quarterback and, you know, running back, wide receiver,
tight end, those give you doublepoints, which another trade I
made this year gave me with, with the Shane gave me Josh

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Allen paired up with both tight ends actually from Buffalo at
this point. Yeah, Kincaid and Folsom knocks.
So, and I think, you know, I like those double points, but I
I hate having two skill positionplayers from the same team in my
line up. So that's a solid assessment

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though, because you can't get all them weapons on the field.
They're not all going to put up 20 points for you at the same
time. I like having a lot of Cowboys
on my roster, but I'll never play them all in the same week.
Like you maybe go with two of the four, something like that,
you know, maybe go with the quarterback, running back,
quarterback and receiver. But it's really hard, like you
can't play all the receivers forplay both running backs since

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that's just never going to work.You know, I mean, it's very rare
to see a game where you know, you're going to see both running
backs go off for 102 touchdowns.You're going to see all the wide
receivers hit 100 yards and you know, 8 to 10 catches.
It's just it's impossible. You know, you don't know how
much time possession the team's going to have match up week to
week. So you know, it's very wise.

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You know, we start, you know, togot it.
You feel like it's going to havethat breakout game.
And this trade gave me another double whammy.
When Brock Purdy comes back, I can put Brock Purdy and
Christian McCaffrey in and get some double points there.
Especially the way he's been catching the ball this season.
I mean, he's, you know, always been a receiver.

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He's the number one receiver forfor San Fran right now.
Correct. And the number one running back
and the number one penis size. The more you know.
Yeah, I mean, that's what I heard.
I saw it on Reddit. I don't know if it's true, but I
believe it. The fuck pictures are didn't

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happen. Oh well, I can probably text
someone and make that happen. Did did any of you guys see that
new game show The Fantasy Love Game?

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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the most competitive, the
most bromantic, and the most flirtatious segment in fantasy
football history. It's.
That's right Tim, 4 grown men will put it all on the line and

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on the Internet. All for a date with the sitting
champ Remy. But that's not all, Tim.
This date will be accompanied bynone other than the PNGPL
Trophy. And Biggs, let's not forget that
the date will be paid for using the PNGPL entry fees.

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Oh man, the stakes are high and so am I.
We've got hearts on the line, egos on the ropes, babies
screaming in the other room, and1 lucky winner will be walking
away with love, glory and a night filled with southern fried
cream pies. Is that gumbo in your pants or
did you shit without teepee? Either way, it's time to play.

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The fantasy love game. But first, let's meet our
contestants. Our first contestant hails out
of Sanford, FL. He is the commish of this fine
league. And yes, Biggs, he is married to
a black woman, owner of the Sanford Scrub Daddies.

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He is shame. I am the Commish, and I'll be
your huckleberry. Next up he is the acting attc,
he will download your sperm and upload it.
Upload it to his gut but be careful this IT expert doesn't
use any antivirus protection if you catch my drift.

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Straight out of Avella, PA, owner of the Rosebuds, he is
Jason. Boo.
It's not delivery, it's caspardo.
Contestant #3 has already given up on this fantasy league once,
and if we're not careful, he'll do it again.

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He'll sell you a house and then sell your location to ICE.
Straight out of Westerville, OH,owner of the Carnegie Cookie
Monsters. Remy, I'll make her cock rise
just like these real estate prices.

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Our final contestant discovered aliens will rape you if
provoked. He also learned at a young age
that sniffing glue will get you high.
Don't drop the soap in front of this guy.
Owner of Spider Man Parts, Matt.I've said it before, you can't

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rape the will in. Now let's meet the PNGPLS most
eligible bachelor. This guy currently possesses one
of the strangest mustaches the league has ever seen.
His man bun is like a joystick to your favorite VR blowjob
game. He is currently auditioning for

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the lead role in the 2026 Louisiana bass horror movie
Swamp Ass Thing. He is the reigning PNGPL
champion. He is Remy.
I'm ready to get my face all sticky so let's do this guys.

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All right, without further ado, it's time for round one.
Gentlemen, this first round is called Roaming Around Remy.
Early in the season, R.E.M. had several holes exposed on his
team in 10 seconds. Tell R.E.M.

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What you would do if you found one of his exposed holes?
And remember fellas, R.E.M. Likes a man that can # the rock
and plug the holes just like Henry and Bijan.
True story. Shane, you're up first.
You have 10 seconds. What would you do if you found
one of R.E.M.'s exposed holes?

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Ram, if I found one of your exposed holes, I would fill it
with dirt. Create a little garbage for you
to cherish and nurture, no? Biggs is muted.

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You like that? This guy's the Kirk Cousins of
romance. Right you are, Biggs.
Jay, you're up next. What would you do if you found
one of R.E.M.'s exposed holes?
10 seconds. In terms of holes, I'm going for
the rear hole and we're going toplay Pretty Pretty Princess with

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it. First I would French fraid the
hair, then put a nice crown on it, lipstick all around, then
keep it in line with the theme. Give her a solid French kiss
followed by a Pearl necklace. Sounds like you've done that
before, Jay. You can count on that.

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Biggs, Matt, your turn, 10 seconds.
What would you do if you found one of R.E.M.'s
exposed holes? 10 seconds.
If I found R.E.M.'s exposed hole, I'm going to hit
that hole so hard with my head that I'm going to get called for
targeting. I could tell Matt's got at least
one of his heads in the game too.

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Right, you are Biggs. All right, Humps, it's your turn
with 10 seconds. What would you do if you found
one of R.E.M.'s exposed holes?
I would occupy it. I don't know if it was Humps

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answer of Jason's hand strength,all I know is.
What do you know, Biggs? We missed you.
What do? What do you know?
You know something? Dude, I, I think I might.

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I think I might be as hard as the Chicago Bulls horn right
now. Biggs, keep it in your pants for
God's sakes. OK, R.E.M., you've heard their
game, or was it too lame? R.E.M, it's down to you to

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narrow it down to 2. Well, Shane seems a little too
timid for how I want to get thishole filled, so I'm going to
have to go with Jason and Mr. Emily.

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All right. Yes, All right.
Well. Let's have a word, one final
word from tonight's losers. Loser #1 the Commish I'm.
Just happy to be here. All right, loser #2 Bubbin.

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He must be heartbroken. He's.
Upset he's. Speechless.
All right, guys, it is time for the final round.
Let's get it. OK, it is down to two.
It is down to Jason and Matt. Forgot who was for a second.

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Jason and Matt. It's down to Jason and Matt
Biggs. Biggs, you're muted.
I'm not sure which one of these guys is going to come out of
this, but I know that somebody'sgoing to come out of this, if
you know what I mean. Well, Biggs, let's hope that

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they've washed their hands sincethen.
Gentlemen, here are the final round instructions, all right.
As you know, Remy's team has suffered set set back after set
back this season, with the most recent coming Monday night when
Mike Evans suffered a broken collarbone.
Guys, Remy sure is down in the dumps over this.

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There's not enough episodes of Frasier or Tubs in Montana to
get him through this one. In 10 seconds, tell Remy what
you would do to cheer him up andhelp him blast off.
Shane, you go first or no? Who's going first?
Jason, Jason, Jason, you go first.
All right, to help cheer R.E.M. up, I would take him to the most

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hipster bar I could find, much like the SpongeBob theme bar we
went to in Florida. Then I would give him the
juiciest pork he's ever had. Except for this time, the pork
is my penis and the juice is my semen.
That sounds like hitting the hole for the score, Tim.

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OK, Matt, it's your turn. What would you do to cheer
R.E.M. Up and help him blast off 10
seconds. To cheer R.E.M.
Up I would put on I'm black so he knows I'm serious, and then
go hard on him for four quarters.
That sounds like an air assault that no one can stop the rain

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from. All right, R.E.M., you've heard
their demonstration. Now it's time for the
fornication. R.E.M., it's time you make your
choice. Which contestant do you choose
to win a Prime League entry fee,expense paid date with you and
the PNGPL trophy? Will it be Matt or will it be

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Jason? Well, after careful
consideration and a lot of builtup stress, the winner of the
fantasy love game has to go to Jason Ryan.
Yeah, he says. Pork.

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Congratulations, Jason. Congratulations Jason, you lucky
bastard. You win an all expense paid date
with R.E.M. and the PNGPL trophy, all courtesy of the
PNGPL entry fees. Jason.

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This is brilliant, Tim, Brilliant.
Jason, how do you feel? Oh man, I feel great.
I can't wait to take these two out on the date.
It is going to be the most romantic time either those have
ever experienced. Well, we will check back in on
you 3 lovebirds next week. As for the rest of you, better

(38:24):
luck next time, losers. That's all for this episode of
the Fantasy Love Game. Until next time, I've been Tim O
Halleck and this is a presentation of the Prime League
Podcast. Thanks.
Everyone for joining. First of all, here, here's a few

(38:59):
things. Tim, your script said 15
seconds. I know I changed it because
whenever I was rehearsing it last night, it just seemed like
it was dragging too long and so I wanted to shorten it up.
I didn't know you guys would actually fill the 15 seconds, so
that's my mistake. And two, even at 10 seconds, I
think I was buzzed out well before 10 seconds.

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Yeah, I didn't get the fully experience all the things.
I'm sorry, what happened to my? Holes.
I said 3 words and I was gettingbuzzed out.
You can't rush the holes. Then it's premature, but it's
butter among other things. Let's ask Kayla how she feels

(39:41):
about the premature mint this Tim Hilich.
Oh my God, I'm sorry guys. I should have.
I should have passed that information along, but how about
bigs and stiffy bro? I mean, hey, the.
Show's the show's a little raw, man, you know, some kinks to
work out, man. But I think that's a show on the
rise, man. It's it's going to rise in the
ratings, if you know what I mean.

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I'm just excited I won. I'm I'm pretty pumped for the
state. I'm going to show him a good
time, I'll tell you that. Oh yeah, well deserved.
A well deserved win, Jay. Thanks.
Thank you. I worked hard on on my answers.
I really thought about it. All right, let's get back to it.

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Team J Sesti, though, Jimmy sneaks in AJ like he's back in
high school. Any guesses?
Oh yeah. I might already give him one
earlier. Who was your guest again, Matt?
Justin. Bobbin All right, we got a guest

(40:53):
for Bobbin. Yeah, I'm, I'm going with, I'm
going with Matt too. I, it just, I don't, there's
something something about the way that the words are
enunciated and all that. Like even though it's the masked
voice it it that's helps I think.
I'm helping. I'm going to go wild card and

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just say Vince. You know I.
I don't believe it, but I'm justgoing to go out there and and
throw a wild guess out there. OK, Shane guessed Matt.
He's on the phone right now, so he can't help you if you're able
to pop on and throw out a guess.Not.
We can just move on. I'm going to say Jeff.

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OK, so we got. Yeah, there's a lot.
Wait, no, Jeff was last week, wasn't he?
No, Tim was last week I think, No.
Jeff was the first week I'm. Going to say Jeff.
All right, so we got a Jeff. God, there's so many now.
I don't remember them all. I said Vince, Jeff, Vince.

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She read me in big bed. OK.
And Shane said Matt. All right, well, here we go.
Here is the the big reveal as they like to say Team J Sisti,
though Jimmy sneaks in AJ like he's back in high school.
Fucking Tim you. Got us.

(42:21):
Bastard. Wow, someone guesses me every
week except for this week and I got it.
Listen, I had. I was thinking.
I was thinking if it wasn't, if it wasn't hubs, it would have to
be Tim just because if there's if there's two people I know
that have been the roast mastersof Jim through like the whole

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like, you know, course of all ofour friendships, dude, it's it's
Tim and and Justin, man, they got they've had some of the best
Jimmy things to say ever, bro, Like, hey, I'll be rolling out
of my seat. So if it wasn't humps, I was
going to say Tim, but there's something about it just came up
a little more humpy to me. But I wouldn't have been

(43:02):
surprised if it was Tim, though.That was good though.
Tim, you did. You did a good job of kind of
asking your voice. Thank you.
Thank you. I had a different one picked out
and it was, it was originally Jimmy and it was talking about
Wayne's quarterback situation because I picked up the last
quarterbacks, but I had to change that whenever his
quarterback was starting. So it was the last second thing.

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I changed it last night. You know what I heard?
I heard in Louisiana, ponytails are for tugging.
Oh. Shit, Jay, we, we moved too
quickly. We had something else.
We had something else before that.
What do we have? The trivia?
Question. What trivia question?

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It's it's blank. There's nothing there.
I didn't put it on here 'cause Ididn't want you guys to do any
research for it. I got it here.
My goodness. Sorry.
OK, All right. I, I dug and did a ton of
research last week, several minutes worth, and came up with
an answer. Which team in our fantasy league

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owns the most players who have been on the cover of Madden?
Which team in our league owns the most players who have been
on the cover of Madden? That's a.
Nice Lebowski's. Yeah, I might have to go with

(44:32):
the with the RAM as well, the little Lebowski's.
OK, Shane, are you able to? Oh yeah, you're off the phone.
Shane, you got to guess. 'Cause I was thinking, I'm
thinking too. Because instead of giving you
guys the answer, Shane, quit looking up the answers.

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Wait, Shane, are you still on the phone?
What's going on with Shane? Why is he?
I don't I don't think he has hisheadphones in.
OK, gotcha. I.
Don't know we've got 2 for reps he's.
Still on the phone? OK, OK, here I'm going to go

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through the list of the most recent Madden covers.
I got them all the way down to 2020.
That is the last year that a player on was on the cover of
Madden. That's the the oldest year that
a player currently playing was on the cover of Madden.
So you. Have to get rid of some of them

(45:47):
because of like everybody retiring and.
Yeah, so, OK, so why as I go through this list, it's going to
be painfully obvious who The Whothe winner is.
OK, last 2026, this one is Squish Barkley.
Last season, 2025, was ChristianMcCaffrey.
Oh, it's me. The year before that was 2024
was Josh Allen. Yeah, before that was 2020.

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Those are all three on Jay's team.
The year before that, 2023, thatwas the Madden edition. 2022 was
Brady and Mahomes. Shane has Mahomes 20/21 was
Jimmy has him, and Shane had Mahomes back again back in 2020.
So Jay, Shane and Jimmy, the only three with the players on

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Madden, covers on their team. Damn I.
Yeah, 'cause 19 Madden 19 was Antonio Brown.
Brown yeah, no way before that is still playing.
I haven't. I haven't played Madden in so
many years I don't even know whowas on the cover.
I'll tell you what, I I still get down with the madman, but

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it's not as consistent as I usedto.
You know what I mean? When that was like a daily
ritual thing, You know, I come home from school or something
like that, or even in my early 20s after after work and come
home, get into franchise mode. I man, I I'll just play like
kind of like an exhibition game every once in a while to keep it

(47:12):
on. It's just keep the rosters
updated. Just play a couple little
exhibition games, man. And then I'll be done with it
for maybe a couple days to a week, man.
And I used to be die hard about some mad.
It's just why am I going to pay $70.00 for the same game every
year? Yeah.

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That's. What pisses me off as they stop
updating the rosters once the new game comes out.
It's like, I'm sorry, God got togive us more money.
We need we need another 70 bucksif you want these new draftees.
That's when I got the 25. But I did find like an updated
roster, like somebody update like manually went and like

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modified and updated the stuff. And I mean, I got, I got a
pretty solid roster on there, man.
I I'll wait, I'll wait till theydrop down.
Like I'll get them about halfwaythrough, like around Super Bowl
time and shit. Then I'll go out and buy mad and
the season's over. But who gives?
You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, I don't, I don't
want to pay no 70s for that, man.

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Games are getting unreal. I mean, if you're going to play
pay 70 for a game, at least it'sa game that, you know, yes.
So more like of a story out of it or request out of it, you
know, some of them. Other games where you got to
beat like 100% of the game or something, you're actually kind
of get some of your money's worth.
But like Madden, like you said, it's, you know, it's just

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playing a regular season game over and over again.
Like God damn it. All of the sports games, NHL,
all of them. It's ridiculous.
Yeah, FIFA. I mean come on man, they charged
us some money for like especially the special edition
packs and stuff. Man.

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Yep. So are we?
Are we talking ponytails and tugging at this point under?
The fail hears you there was notdefending.
Come on, let's go. Let's get this tray rolling.
Let's go. Hey, it's time to go.

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Right now, master or disaster? God damn kid.
All right guys, great news. Everybody is out of the negative
this week. Wrong page.

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What the Hell's going on with me?
All right anyways, Jason has 6, Shane has 5, Tim has 0 Humpy has
zero and I also have some brokenfloorboards.
My master this week I'm going togo with Jake Fergalicious,
definitious make Cowboys go locotoday.
He's Mile High and so am I goingup against the Denver Joey,

(50:03):
Philly Broncos. And As for Sir Tan, I'm
uncertain if Patrick Sir Tan is going to play.
But what I am certain about is Joey Philby is at the game.
So even though the Joey Philby effect will be in full effect
tonight at a Mile High, Fergie will be my week way disaster

(50:23):
master. Rather, my disaster this week
will be Chigonka Wanka AKA Chumbawamba tight end for
Tennessee. Who the fuck is this guy?
Well, he's the worst tight end on the worst offense.
Please give me a break, give me a break, Give me a break of that

(50:43):
Chiga Conquo, the loser. This week's disaster.
Wow all. Right, well, I like your picks.
So essentially George Kittle is basically the Santa Claus, the
National Tight End Day. If you guys didn't know, today

(51:06):
is National Tight End Day. Every year he shows up with
gifts of touchdowns for all the good fantasy managers.
The man treats it like it's own personal holiday, spiking
footballs like ornaments and racking up yards like he's
decorating the stat sheet. Meanwhile, we got poor CJ

(51:26):
Stroud. Looks like he's doomed to spend
the weekend haunted by the ghosts of Halloween.
His timing's off, his line's leaky, and his fantasy points
are about to vanish faster than your Wi-Fi when you really need
it, kiddo. Feast Stroud stars classic tried
tight end day tradition. OK, should should one of us

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read? No, Teddy shouldn't.
Can you hear me? Well, we got changed too.
I don't know. You were here.
Yeah, go ahead. No, you're good.
You're good. We'll give Commission more time.
All right, I'll go ahead with mine.
While while we wait on Commission, my master.

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Master. I'm taking Aaron Rodgers this
week. I'm.
I'm going to hit him with the old Titan.
A quarterback Titan combo. I'm taking Aaron Rodgers.
I think they're going to have a little bit of an easier match up
or less easy match up match up this week.
They're playing Green Bay, right?
I think, yeah, I still think he's going to shred up.
He's on. He's on a pretty decent roll and

(52:38):
I look for that to continue. So my master's going to be Aaron
Rodgers. My disaster is going to be
Dalton, Kincaid, Buffalo. He's coming.
I think he's he's nursing some sort of.
Like lower leg injury or upper leg injury?
Or. I think he's hurt.
So I look for him to be trash this week so he's going to be my

(52:59):
disaster. Shane's still away are.
We doing Shane looks like it. Yeah, you want to read Shane?
Yeah, so his master for the weekis Big Daddy Double Make Patty

(53:19):
KC takes on Washington, which should prove a more difficult
matchup than the Raiders were last week, but Paddy's going to
have to unleash the beast once again.
I think he does so successfully Disaster Dylan Sampson and I
don't even know who this guy is so I think he's going to be a
disaster as well. Judkins has taken a full blown 3

(53:43):
down roll in Cleveland which means Samson has become an
afterthought. See you later.
Not even early Dreamer. I do not believe the changes
this week. He's out at the end of the Die
For Me disaster. Dylan Sampson.

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Wow, great picks guys. All around great picks.
Hold on, I think I smell something.
You guys smell anything? Can't tell if it's Lube or burnt
hair. Whoops.

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Wrong page but I get for not paying attention.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the hill.
King of the hill. King of the hill.
King of the hill. King of the hill.

(54:59):
King of the Hill, brother. Well, we did it guys.
We nettled a perfect week in King of the Hill and Justin even
nailed 2 guys. I mean picks.
Let's see if we can repeat rightnow.
Tim leads away with five and two, Justin is 3 and three, and
me and Shane, well, we're looking at their butts at 2:00

(55:22):
and 5:00. Tim, who you got?
I'm going to go with myself overWayne.
I like it, although we are past 1:00 and Wayne did fix his
lineup, so I did see that. Wayne, you're out of the heat
this week. I'm going Jeff over Jimmy.

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And while we're here, I'm going to double check.
And yes, Jimmy, Jimmy still has two people who are out and not
even playing in his lineup, which means Biggs, I think your
your time is calling. I think Jimmy might be put out
to pasture. I'm trying to get you know in

(56:08):
the PNG man. I need AI need a share of this
trophy out here man. Looks like your time.
Maybe now we got Shane. Shane.
Shane's picked this week. He's going himself over the poor
little puppy himself. Vince Filoni.

(56:32):
Humpy humpy leave big humpy laptop.
Oh yeah, I didn't even notice. So last week Justin got the
double win. He got the double penetration.
He picked Tim over Matt and himself over Wayne, both wins
this week. This week he's also going Shane

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Well, I think it might be time to pull out the old Pop Can
bowl. What do you guys think?
Be continuing. Wow, I left it go for a little

(58:12):
bit too long. Whatever, you're ready.
For what we were, we were two and two last week staying above
500 with a record of 12 and 10, barely staying above water.
Right now it's looking like the Titanic.
Will we be rose and float on thedoor or Jack and sink into the

(58:32):
biz? Let's find out.
OK. This week, my prop bat, I'm
going with Bijon over 92 1/2 yards at Miami.
They're playing right now. I'm not sure what the what the
stat line is, but Miami does have the football that it's
under 5 minutes to go. They're inside the 10 yard line.
And so we can maybe give an update that on that here as you

(58:55):
guys go with your picks. Yeah, this week I'm going under
40 1/2. Cleveland in New England.
I think both teams got great defenses.
Drake May is obviously a little bit of a powerhouse at this
point, but Cleveland reigns supreme in the defense.
I think it stays under. While we wait on Humpy and who

(59:20):
left? Biggs, he says he got to go to
work. Lame.
OK, as we wait on Humpy and Shane, Matt and Remington, do
you guys ever dip into betting on football?
Remy, I know you'll bet on the occasional UFC fight.
No, not really. I don't know enough about it and

(59:41):
I'm not able to bet here throughany of the apps so.
Are you in Montana right now? Yeah.
OK, good. So my the Tubs Montana line was
perfect. Yep, you nailed it.
It's fucking stupid. You can go to like these little
kiosks. There's like little bullshit
casinos all over the place here with slot machines, and you can

(01:00:02):
go to these little kiosks at these casinos and place bets
there, but you can't do it on that.
It makes no sense. I don't do any betting typically
I just I suck at all that so I just avoid it because otherwise
I just lose money. Bingo.

(01:00:29):
Jason, I like the I like sometimes I just like betting
and then losing just to feel thepain make.
You feel alive. Yeah.
I I like the fact that it makes it interesting, especially
whenever you have, when you're playing fantasy, obviously that
generates some interest also, but when you also have some

(01:00:50):
money on it adds a little bit more.
Now I'm not betting a shit load.You know, I'll, I'll
occasionally bet the house, you know, once a week or so.
But I mean, it's usually like 10, but $10 bets is what I'll
pop in. I I usually on a week, I spend
10 to 20 a week and then if I hit, I make sure I pull out that

(01:01:16):
money and only leave myself with$20 spend more.
Yeah, I but I don't, I usually don't go over $20 a week.
I'm so guilty or I was so guiltyof that in the past couple of
years where 1:00 games, 4:00 games, I hit them both.
So I'm up like 20 or 30 bucks. I'm like, I'll just let's double

(01:01:38):
down. Let's double down.
And instead of just picking one matchup or one outcome, I'll,
you know, throw a two or three teamer together.
I'm like let's ride, let's ride and lose it all again.
This year I've been much better.Just just I've been doing 1 main
bet per window. So one at 1:00, one at 4:00 and
1:00 of the prime time Sunday. Rarely I'll bet Thursday or

(01:01:59):
Monday night, only whenever I'm very confident about it.
Just like that Cincinnati game last week or two weeks ago with
Pittsburgh. I don't know why but I usually
shy away from 4:00 games and I don't know why.
I usually just don't bet for I did this week but I usually
don't and I'm the same usually Monday and Thursday.
Also don't bet unless I'm feeling really confident about

(01:02:21):
something. What about you, Matt?
Yeah, I don't bet so, you know, because I'm terrible and I just
always lose money no matter what.
Even if we go to casino. I'm man, I'm just, I don't know,
I think I'm just so cheap too atthe same turn.
Like man, any little money that goes out and I don't see any
return and I just get pissed offmyself.
I was like, I'm stupid. I made a bad choice in my doing

(01:02:44):
this again. Well, listen to my God, Jay,
God. My dad finally went into the new
era and he signed up for FanDuelyesterday and he got $300 worth
of free bets. So he he put some hard money
down this week. We're going to see what happens,
but. Yeah, that's what I was just
about to say. Matt FanDuel and DraftKings, if

(01:03:04):
you sign up new users, you bet 5bucks, you win 2 or $300 in free
bets. You have to use them in like $25
increments, but you have like one week to use them.
But that's a $5 bet with the potential of you know, you're
going to dude, it's, it's a no brainer at least just it's free
money. As long if you hit one bet, you

(01:03:26):
win your money back plus a little bit more and that's it.
I mean, dude, think about it. Whenever they did this
promotion, whenever it became legal in Ohio and I went across
all of them like all that I could in Ohio.
As Jason Jay mentioned, DraftKings did it or not
DraftKings, but FanDuel did it. DraftKings did it $5 down.

(01:03:47):
You get your, you get those 200 bets, $200 in bets and then you
just put them on the you just put them on whatever.
Whatever you win from those bets, you cash out, and then you
don't have to bet ever again if you don't want to.
There's Taylor Deal. I Taylor, I don't think she.
Yeah, I mean, no, I don't think she can't either, but she can't

(01:04:07):
beat it. I mean, I'm pretty, I'm pretty
salty that I, I signed up for both DraftKings and FanDuel
before those free bets. So I didn't get none of it.
Nothing. I got nothing for being a
returning customer who I give them my money to.
I got nothing now. The thing is I was a a new

(01:04:32):
customer. I got, I think it was in Ohio.
I think if you drove over to Ohio whenever it became legal,
you could do it and you would. No, no.
Because I was already. I was already in there because I
was in PA which it was already legal before Ohio, so it matched
up like to my account which was already actively betting.

(01:04:53):
So even if I went to Ohio, it did not give me the promo
because I wasn't a new customer.Interesting.
So I got zitch nothing. I got a whole lot of nothing.
I might have to try that becauseI'll be the guy that puts the 5

(01:05:13):
bucks in, wins a bunch of money,and then I will be able to quit
cold Turkey. It will not keep me in.
I will not be tempted even a little bit.
Yeah, dude, I I'm telling you, it's worth it.
Both sites, that's potentially $300 in free bets that you win
or no, that is $300 in free betsthat you win between the two
sites at 600 bucks. Dude, that whatever you win from

(01:05:36):
betting those you like pocket, that's yours.
Dude, it's it's in insane, but that's what they do that to hook
you in. Are you guys already on the take
and bake segment? Yep.
Sorry, I had to all good real quick.
Yeah. Everything good?
Yeah. OK, you want to pull up

(01:05:56):
DraftKings right now? Commission Humpy and Bigsie had
to hop off. OK.
So we'll put the the slush fund is transferred over to Toronto
I'm. Slush.

(01:06:16):
Stand by. There it is.
Devonche Anche 6 down for the for the fins.
The fins. OK, Kamish, here we go.
All right, so we're already through the 1:00 game.
So we're, we're past we're started in the 1:00 game, so

(01:06:38):
we'll move past that. We'll just go.
There's three 4:00 games and 1:00 Sunday, 1:00 Monday night
game. So we'll just go between those
ones. Just tell me when to stop.
Stop. OK, Joey, Philby's going to hate
this one because we got Dallas at Denver.
Denver's -3 1/2. The Over Under is 51 and a half

(01:07:00):
425. What's the?
Over under 51 1/2 the over underis high and so am I I'm.
I'm going to bet the over. Wow.
OK, OK. Are we Sir Tan or uncertain if

(01:07:24):
Patrick Sir Tan is playing today?
You stop with this fucking uncertain shit, OK?
You said hold on. You said you're going over 51
1/2, right? I lost over all right, how much
you want to add from the slush fund whatever you want to.
Do the 237. 237 All right, the payout at -110 is 452.

(01:07:49):
The bet is in. Let it be known.
You know, before we we move on here, I do have a special guest
line up. He's been waiting, hasn't been
able to get on this season, waiting patiently, and he's
ready. Guys, I present to you the

(01:08:14):
producer, the owner, and the crafter of Greg's ace is
awesome. Oh.
There he is. There he is.
There he is. There he is.
There he is. With PG what's?

(01:08:35):
Up. Papa.
Jackson, quiet down crowd. How's it going, buddy?
Going good. Any new videos to report on?
No, but I am planning on making a Halloween video.
Nice. Heck yeah.

(01:08:55):
Very nice. I also changed the name of my
YouTube channel. What'd you change it to?
Greg Sags Animations. OK, OK, we heard about this
being in the works for a long time.
What went into the change? Why did you decide on the
animation? Because that's because that's
what I want to do. Is it more challenging, Tim?

(01:09:18):
Is it more challenging for the animation?
I don't know. I haven't really done it just
yet. OK.
Yeah. So the the is the first
animation video going to be the Halloween video or is the
animation still to come? They'll still be to come.
OK. Can you give us any details on
the Halloween video without giving away too much

(01:09:40):
information? Oh no, it'll probably be your
way to the Roblox or something. OK, OK.
Yeah, Heck yeah. Matt's kids are into Roblox I
think, right? No, not in Roblox.
They're into pretty much a lot of other stuff.
Not Roblox yet. They they probably have
Minecraft a good bit, but then alot of the Nintendo games.

(01:10:04):
Yeah, Jackson, do you play Minecraft?
Yes, I was just playing it rightnow.
What's the What's your objectivein Minecraft?
I'm so I started the world. I'm going to build everyone of
you a house. Yes, that's going to be awesome.
Yeah. Who's going to get the biggest

(01:10:28):
house? Has to be the commish right?
OK, Sir. Put, put here.
How about this? How about this, Jackson?
Put everybody in a little shack of a house and then put the
Commission a gigantic mansion. No, I'm not doing that.
Why not? Good man, I built.

(01:10:48):
Myself, a house actually. OK.
And as of today, I just made another portal.
Oh, sweet. OK.
Nice, going to fight the dragon.Yeah, I'm playing.
Gone. Jason has to fight with me
though. That's.
Going to be cool, yeah. Are you making houses for

(01:11:12):
members of the Fogger league also?
Yeah, probably. Sweet.
Nice, yeah. Will Jimmy Taus just be
abandoned? Pretty much, you know.
Be in the slums of Chicago. The what?

(01:11:34):
So what else is new Jackson? What other games are you
playing? I'm maybe just playing
Minecraft, some Roblox. Nice.
Yeah. Because those are my.
First games. What console do you play on?
PS. Nice.
Jason, don't. Move the Golden Gate Bridge back

(01:11:55):
here. Jason don't allow no Xbox in his
house. No, I do actually have an Xbox,
I just don't use it anymore. Oh, OK.
Does Jason know about it? Yes.
OK, OK. Jason doesn't like Xbox so just
be careful with it around him, OK?

(01:12:16):
Well I've been playing like 2 years sometime now.
OK, OK. Because it's like 10 years old.
I don't know. Do you ever see Jason sneak off
and play the Xbox? No.
I bet he doesn't tonight. No, he doesn't.
Does. He cry when he does it.
What? You going to watch any football

(01:12:42):
today, Jackson? Probably.
Who's your favorite player? I don't know, it'll be honest
do. You have a favorite team.
The Steelers, obviously. OK, OK, there you go.
You do a Mad Dog. Hey, that's not.
A toy root for the Ravens just to make Jason mad.

(01:13:05):
No, I like the Ravens. You like the Ravens?
Yeah. You can't like the Steelers and
the Ravens at the same time. No, I definitely can't.
I can't like whoever I want. OK, no, no, he just told you.
Exactly. And also, did you guys know that

(01:13:26):
Shane is kicked out from the band?
Why? Because we already have like 7-6
members so I'll. Just kick somebody else out.
I already did kick someone out. So I'm not the first at least.
Yeah. But Tim, you know, he was just

(01:13:47):
referring to you. Tim's still in.
Yeah. I'm in.
Why? Yeah, he is going to be in.
Because I'm versatile. He's already in the music
industry. Well, I have news for you,
buddy. Your band's never getting
anything done with Tim in it, OK?

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He's going to distract everyone permanently.
No, he's not. Yeah, Shane, Yeah.
I only had a few classes with with Tim in high school, but
every class I did was a grade level lower on the report card
than every other class that I had.
Matt and I had a Mr. Thompson's comp class together.

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We did. It was great and we both failed.
We got a lot of conflict. Yeah, see.
And and Jake did too. And I it's strictly because of
the time. Exactly.
He would not let us get any workdone.
Yeah, but I'll be working on your guys's houses really soon.

(01:14:53):
OK, make sure to have Jason sendus the link so we can check it
out whenever you post the video also.
Yeah. For the Halloween video.
Halloween video. And if you make videos of our
houses on RO. Was it Roblox, Right?
Yeah. Minecraft.
Minecraft. Sorry, sorry.
Minecraft. Yeah.
Now daughters are into Roblox. It was backwards, right man.

(01:15:21):
Yeah, OK, that is backwards. Yeah.
Man, I just didn't care to correct me.
He's like, I'm over this bullshit, bull crap, crap, crap,
crap, crap, crap, bull crap. By the way.
Well, I guess we'll get to it next week on next week's show

(01:15:46):
because it's not often we get totalk about this, so we'll talk
about it next week. I already have a mental note
that I'll forget about tomorrow so.
All right, well, I don't know what else to say.
Someone will sign off of here. All right, dude.
Thanks for joining us. Thanks for your.

(01:16:07):
Joining. Jackson, thanks for your
sponsorship as well. OK.
Yeah, we couldn't do without you.
OK, chicken. It's always great whenever our
sponsors are able to stop by anddrop a couple of words in after
they've given us thousands of dollars for each episode,

(01:16:29):
Ladies. And gentlemen, owners of Greg's
Eggs is awesome. Oh hold on guys, I got to take
out the trash. Piece of white trash.
It's time. To.
Trash the. League.

(01:16:54):
What's the moment? The moment we've been waiting
for, or maybe we're not preparedfor?
I guess we'll find out here in asecond.
I'm done with the ladder. Yeah, I'm not prepared.
I'm not prepared either. Me neither.
God, man, we have. Listen, all right?

(01:17:17):
You guys are trash. All right, yeah, honestly, we
need to trash ourselves because we have sucked.
Piece of white. Trash.
It's time to. Trash the lead.
Unoriginal AI riding worthless pieces of trash.
No, we're not even AI riding because we haven't said
anything. We have said nothing good or

(01:17:40):
written, we have just done nothing.
It's been like 3 weeks in a row now you'd.
Be ashamed, paid for by the shame acclaim for chairman of
the UW WPF, the Underpaid Women in the Workplace Foundation.
Oh Christ. All right, well, let's just do

(01:18:02):
this. All right, guys.
Matt Remy, awesome of you to join us this Sunday, late
morning, early afternoon. Thanks for having me.
How do you guys feel about your match ups before we sign off
today? I.
Don't think my team's going to lay an egg.

(01:18:24):
I think Remy's going to get a win today.
Unfortunately, I have to agree. My wide receivers are absolute
garbage right now. I got a bunch of them out and
rest of my team's on by feels like I'm I can barely get it the
full roster in. That's what she.
Said I was scrambling to get a quarterback and luckily got

(01:18:49):
someone to fill my slot. Oh, Jason's going to get seconds
now, I guess. I mean, it won't be the first,
it won't be the last. But let's let's take a quick

(01:19:09):
look around the league. The Dolphins out of nowhere, are
beating the Falcons 7 to 3, The Bengals stomping out.
The Jets tend to nothing. The Browns beating the Patriots
7 to 3 the Giants and Eagles tied at 7/7 The Bills the

(01:19:31):
offense is terrible for some reason 3 nothing against the
against the Panthers and we got the Bears beating the Ravens 6
nothing. We got the Texans out of nowhere
beating the 49ers 6 nothing. Low scoring affairs today we're.

(01:19:52):
What are we about 1/4 in quarterand 1/2 in on most of those
games? So hopefully things will pick
up. Yeah.
Everything's about early second quarter pretty much, yeah.
All right, let's, let's, let's run through the let's run

(01:20:13):
through the league real quick and give some quick updates.
Currently the Hilltop Gays leading the dark side.
Diddler's 38.6 to 13.25. You just wanted.
To brag The Sanford Scrub Daddies 43.7 leading team Snoop
28.45 Team Small Labos 22.75 leading team Spider Man parts

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9.4, the Rosebuds all over the Cookie Monsters 23.35 to 9.1,
the Eskimo Brothers edging out Grateful Zeds 19.75 to 18.
And right now, get gentlemen, it's a slugfest.

(01:21:03):
Team Jay Sestito 9.7 over Team Mctheim face 6 It's a.
Slugfest. Man, the defense is reigned
supreme. This is where the Fogger league
comes in play. This is why we need ID.
PS. Yep, I'm not opposed to it, Jay.

(01:21:24):
But Tim, is this your year? Is this your year that you
finally, finally get on that trophy?
As long as I come on something, I'll be happy.
Prom League podcast we wrap it up right.

(01:21:44):
Prom picks drafted his history and sight.
Shane on the mic with Jason in the mix.
Tim and Justin the owners with the fix final huddle.
The season set the first D and GS finest.
Yeah, we draft me first story. Play.
You know we coming back this prom league where the real ball
is that chief Mitch steady holding down the zone, assisting

(01:22:08):
with the strategy knowledge fully blown I'm.
Counting. AJ1. 234 I'm kidding, I got you.
Oh my goodness, you made me count, Pearl.

(01:22:28):
No, no, I woke up to severe disappointment.
Yeah, because that was. That's a really good way to
start your day. Tim's still in.
Yeah. I'm in.
Why? Yeah, he is going to be in.

(01:22:50):
Because I'm versatile. Oh, casey's going to get seconds
now, I guess. Is this your year?

(01:23:14):
Is this your year that you finally, finally get on that
trophy? As long as I come on something,
I'll be happy. And also, did you guys know that

(01:23:37):
Shane is kicked out from the band?
Matt and I had a Mr. Thompson's comp class together.

(01:23:57):
We did. It was great.
We both failed. We got a lot of conflict.
Yeah, see. And and Jake did, too.