Episode 3.12

Vince and Mike join the panel as the guys take a crack at network sitcom!

Episode Transcript

(00:03):
And welcome back to two weeks ago.
Our very own Jason won a date with the reigning champ Remy and
the PNGPL trophy. Well, the three seem to have hit
it off and they've been out on the town.

(00:25):
Let's check in with the three lovebirds.
Oh hey baby, you know, I've beenwaiting for this all season.
So glad we finally got to go On this date.
I just, I never imagined a love like this.

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I thought the fantasy Football League was was all about
competition and and having fun with the friends and you know,
just bullshit and back and forth.
But really, it was always about you.
Oh God, no. Please no.
Oh, don't mind him, He's just a little tied up right now.

(01:09):
Jason, she's. Just a trophy.
You hear that, Gloria? They're just jealous.
They never really. Believed in us, but we proved
them all wrong. And you know what?
We should make a toast. Here's to you and me, baby.

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Oh, forgot I ordered us some Wayne covered strawberries.
Get it? Wayne covered 'cause you know.
Oh yeah. I love when you laugh at my
jokes, it makes me feel so good.They never do.

(01:53):
How about I feed you some though?
Say ah, baby. No, no, no.
Yeah, that's delicious, huh? Oh well.
But. You drift some on your little
pillar there, you silly little goose.
Let me get that for you. This is sick.
You're feeding her strawberries.She doesn't even have a mouth.

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You know, this week is episode 69 of the Prime League Podcast.
It gave me quite the idea, no? No, no.
Let's go trophy to trophy, if you catch my drift.
Oh God, no. Please no.
Hey Gloria, have you ever had your name plate licked?

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Oh well that's going to change tonight baby.
I am going to grease your screws.
I got some WD40 with me, make you feel some things none of
those other champs before me could make you feel.
Especially that R.E.M. Over there.

(03:01):
No, no, no. I haven't even had my chance
with her yet. You're going to ruin her before
I get her. This was supposed to be my year
too. Don't listen to him, he always
loses the big one and he just wouldn't understand our bond.

(03:26):
May I have this dance? No, no.
No. Gloria, you complete me forever.
Sweet dreams to your ex, champ. Bet he never thought this would
be how that date would go when he chose me in the fantasy love
game. Let's blow this joint.

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I'm ready to Polish your ball. No, no, no, no, no, no.
R.E.M. Has been eliminated.

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740 Prime League forecast. Falling on the leaves when it
comes to dress selection. The receiver who can cross the
goal line got to have that clutch kicker.

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The defensive grind sets. The QB forces turnovers like
this ball mine. Who going to win it all?
I'm not quite sure. Don't know.
Is it in your girls guts? The team Team donkey.
Humps a Snoop balloon. And we have grateful zeds
squaring off and let it rain. Got.

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Improved versus small about who go feel the pain.
Spider Man versus Waldo Rockets who go do their thing and that
prime time showdown that completes this race.
Fantasy football team versus team face prime time.
Hey. It's episode 3.12 of the Prime

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League Podcast, joining us todayon the Prod podcast.
He's mean, he's lean, he's a cookie eaten and humping
machine. He's.
Humps yo-yo. How's it going guys?

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He's from a whole pack of rosebuds, Jason.
Leader of the get Jason, you're muted by the way.
Leader of the gays, it's Tim. Let's.

(05:56):
Go, Tim. Let's go, Tim.
Leader of the league Shane. That's that's fucked.
Up the whitest, The whitest brother you know, Mike.

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That's former champion Mike. And what is a snook?
Why don't we just ask? It's a.
It's a small nuclear device. It goes to Hillary snatch.
Hillary Clinton snatch. What do you mean?
You know how the Snook is. And welcome in to Episode 3,

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point 1/2 of the Prime League Podcast.
Hi, guys. Hey, action already underway in
the NFL. We have a game going on right
now. Anyone care to break it down,
Tell us exactly what has happened up to this point?
I can't. Tell exactly what's?
Going on. A lot of nothing. 7/7 and the
third. It's going to be exact, but it's

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slow burning. It's it's poop.
It's actually it's a the typicalThursday night game poop.
And Amazon paid millions and millions and millions of dollars
for these games. It's 5534 left in the third
quarter. They're tied up at 7:00, yeah.
I would call action anyway for fantasy.

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Mike and I both have players playing for Denver right now.
He's got Franklin, I have Sutton.
He's cranking me out already. It's going to be a long week.
Troy Franklin to the moon. Yeah, fuck you Mike Troy.
Flank bullshit should be Pat Bryant.
Right. So I do, I do have one question.
I don't know if it's going to bepart of your guys segment.

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I hate, hate to screw it up, butdo you guys have any inklings of
like keeping Aaron Rodgers around for one more year or
getting? Kyler Murray, do you mean for
Pittsburgh or for your fantasy team?
No. No, no, like, like they're,
they're, they're about to the Kyler Murray's done in Arizona.
Oh yeah. So like they're already picking

(08:05):
like teams that he could go to, like The Jets, Pittsburgh.
Like, what do you think about that?
Like, do you like you guys are all Pittsburgh fans?
Like, well, besides Mike, he's just a penis fan, so.
I thought he was going to go to the Ringling Brothers.
That's a a circus act for being so tiny.
Yeah, let him go to The Jets. That's it.

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Fits his persona perfectly. It fits The Jets perfectly.
Let them fuck yeah. Dude, they can just but well,
like, so like Rogers for anotheryear then?
Yeah, Roger. I, I'm, and I don't know, I'm
not super clued in on football, but.
We can tell. I can.
I'm not disappointed in what he.But I can.
He's been doing. I'm satisfied so far.

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I think he's I think he's fit. I think he's fitting in while
Pittsburgh. We're #10 right, we're #10 right
now in points per game in the league.
When's the last time we were anywhere near that?
I I think 21 with Ben. I think it comes down.
That's what I'm saying like, andthis is without a second real
wide receiver. If we can get a second like a
wide receiver 2 Obviously we didn't get him in the trade

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deadline, but if we could get him in the offseason, oh man, do
you think he. Was crazy if they just traded
for David Nujoku. It just ran 4 tight end sets.
4/2 those. 4 giant tight ends. Just four giant tight end sets.
Listen, I think who's available during the draft will determine

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what the Steelers do. If they have the quarterback
that they want there, they're going for him, yeah.
There's no. Quarterback, I think there's
it's either going to be will Howard or someone they draft
next year. They're going to try to.
There's already been talk about Aaron coming back for another
year. If he likes, if he.
Deems so, which I'm good with. You know that even if if we suck
next year with him, it can't hurt a quarterback learning from

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Aaron Rodgers. Exactly.
He, he's he, he's happy. I mean, yeah, he is fired up
like. He looks a lot better than he
has, more ignited than he has inthe last two years with The
Jets. Yeah, I mean, he's he was fired
up because I mean, obviously youjust two plays into your fucking
season, you got with a torn ACL and then The Jets just are like,
look at Brett Favre, he went there.

(10:15):
He went to the Vikings. And then what was it he fucking?
It was one throw away from a Super Bowl.
Yeah, yeah. He threw a back, he threw an
over, he threw a crossbody pass where he was in field goal range
to win the game and the Saints picked it off.

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I don't know. He still locked the Green Bay
though. Well, I'm, I'm, I'm happy.
Yeah. I'm, I'd be happy if you stuck
around another year. You guys bring up a valid point.
I mean, he's one of the best to learn from whoever ends up
landing there to be the future of in Pittsburgh.
Mike is rocking some fucking can.

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I can I see him? He's a weekly.
I only see you guys talk, Mike. If you're on your phone, swipe
over. It just keeps flickering through
you guys. Swipe over, you should see
gallery. Oh shit.
Sorry, I just downloaded the app.
Yeah. You're good, Mike.
You're muted. The other.
Day. Oh, he would.
He knew what he was at. Go crock, little kids.

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That's the last thing. That's the last thing Mike's
victims see went before they to come to their injuries.
Sorry. We got a we got a, we got a
ruckus group on tonight, guys, we got 6 on on the podcast.
We're missing bigs right now. Wayne was supposed to join.
It would have been eight would have been a record, but it.

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Would have been a record. Never mind, never mind.
To we got half we got half the league in one in one episode
going. Yeah, basically.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry now. This is actually the first time
we do have there's. Two of us with the winning
record. Yeah.
And we, we didn't really. Need.

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We really needed Wayne for for the our diversity hire.
We're like, that's fucked up. I have a winning we did.
Wayne had bigs. It would have been six to two or
five to. Two, I have a winning record.
I'm five and four, bro. Come on.
Three of us. You're going to be 500 after
this week though. It's looking really rough, but

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you're probably right. Like I ain't going to lie, dude,
for for just first like joining,you joined fantasy football and
not really even paying attentionto football and joining us and
like winning. My hat's off to you, my good
man. I like math.

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OK, you like kids too. We don't fucking say anything
about that. I like.
I like other kids, not my own. Kids.
Other kids. Don't talk about school right
now. That's ridiculous.
You're not allowed 50 yards in front of you.
Is Mike secretly the turtle kid?I like turtles.
Well I love fucking Lamp. And also, let's move on with the

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Weekly Review. The gays go down, the gays

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leader says we suck again. OK, the gays go down, the gays
leader says we suck again. So Mike and Vince, if you guys
don't know the the drill, it's amystery.
It's a mystery News headline, and we're going to circle back

(14:45):
at the end of the segment to guess who said that.
Tim hit us with it one more time.
We all know the. Drill the games go down, the
games leader says. We suck again I.
Really appreciate the rainbow inthe background dude, it's the
first time I've watched you guyson video is hysterical.

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It's Tim, so the picture is Tim and then it's the Hilltop Gays.
It's Tim. And then what's his name?
No, no, don't say it. Don't even.
Am I allowed to say this stuff? Yeah, you got.
You can't do this. It's Tim and Gary Coleman.
Tim. Now move your actual head.
Totally see it. Is Jane still drinking American

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honey with wild cherry Pepsi? No, it's fucking, it's Woodford
Reserve. Yeah, whatever.
Dude, it's open Hill, you didn'tpour fucking American honey in
there. We've come a long.
Way. Yeah, it's been a long time
since I've had that. And that just made me gagger.
Oh God. Since since back in the high
school with the E&J, now you're now you're you're stepping it

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up. But let's look at the the week
that was the week eight games. Spider Man parts whooped up on
teams Acedo 134 to one O 7. The Dark Side Diddlers were
defeated in a close one by our very own Eskimo Brothers 128 to
111. And the ABIW award to the
Diddlers, The Carnegie Cookie Monsters through the Scrub

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Daddies down the disposal 131 to91 and the Ray Ping award for
the Cookie Monsters and the PoorLittle Puppy award for our very
own scrubbies teaming. McPhee face trounced the Little
Labos 128 to 113. Snook dropped with Reckless,
abandoned by the ATTCAKA myself AKA Maurice AKA Rosebud Billy

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AKA Hawk AKA. Button. 133 to 96 in the try
hard fail easy award over to snook and finally.
Who allows him to do that? The.
Hilltop Gays officially lost their first game, falling to the
Grateful Zeds 119 to 97 in the Upset of the Week.

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Damn. OK, what do you guys think about
these matchups? One that stood out to me, I
mean, still Remington just having a shit, a total shit
season, just getting trounced onleft and right.
I mean. He didn't, he didn't have, I
forgot to untie him after my date and he he couldn't, he
couldn't address his his lineup properly.

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So that's that's. Probably he can't address his
own ass or his lineup. I humpy just fucking destroyed
me this week. What the floor with the old
scrub daddy it was like. It could have been worse if I
was a better if I was a better coach, but.

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Same here man. Even if I would have played
Loveland and everybody else, I still would have lost by like 11
points if you would have put up your best team so it.
Might not say anything. It's just Wayne space.
Way too sexy. Just.
Wait, I thought, I thought WayneJoy and I was like, dude, that

(18:05):
he was. I was like, whoa.
I mean, it's like he was 20, dude.
He's having. Too much fun with us right now
without Wayne being here. This is.
Dude it almost looks like Wayne has a Instagram filter on in
that picture too. Yo, he's got a step that filter
on. He's got the litter filter.
Speak Speaking of the website, Ijust took a screenshot of our

(18:27):
zoom here so we can we can throwthere's Mike.
There is with his beard and mustache.
Look at Oh you. Fucking can you, Mike, can you
please show the guys your face? They haven't seen you because
your ass don't show up anywhere.Dude, his mustache and beard are
ruthless right now. I love it.
Oh my God. Takes on fucking everything.
Who's the fucking world championis?
Your hair down to your feet right now bro.

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Just my bald. Hair Do you have your kids brush
your hair as a for like an allowance?
No. That's wrong used.
To be so fucking long at at Aviva, dude.
Like a party of joy. You got to brush my hair, babe.
Jason, I did want to say, dude, your voice during that open,
dude, I got chubbed up a little bit.
Listen, I was. I was.

(19:11):
Feeling it when when you up a little.
Bit. And I think, I think, you know,
everyone got a little bit of taste of it who was at the the
the draft party. When you get close to Gloria,
just it's, it's like something comes over you.
Yeah, that's true. Oh, I can't, I can't wait to
listen back because I don't knowwhat part it was, but when you,

(19:32):
you drop the like a subtle change in your voice and it just
hit. Me.
So you're like, oh. I like the like the little the
sound of the bowl like it was fucking Eddie Murphy and the
gold child like the bowl like. Oh, they get rimming, Yeah.
I was dying down the street. I was like, I didn't know I
could unmute myself. I didn't want to fuck it up
though. You ever have your nameplate
licked? I love that.

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Oh man, Tim. Trophies playing together.
Tim, catching your first loss ofthe season, what did that?
Did that get you on your wobbly sticks or are you still feeling
pretty confident? Listen.
Before you speak. Tim, do you think that I had
anything to do with it with whatI said last week?
Oh yeah, he did fucking jinx youreal hard.
When I said that Tim is undefeated, will he remain

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undefeated? Will he also be more upset that
I just brought it? Up.
I forgot all about it, yeah. It.
Definitely has. Skateboard it.
Definitely has to be that, Definitely.
No, no question. All right, Sorry.
Go ahead. I.
Just listen the games. The games were always looked
past and pissed on for our entire existence, but us gays

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are coming out in droves and we will be back stronger than ever.
I fucking hate you. All right, Well, that's good.
All right, well. Let's I do know one thing with
their record and the way they'vebeen playing, you definitely
need protection when you go withthe gays.
Yeah, 100% for. Sure, you only look Yonder for

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so long before you're gays. Occur.
Where the gaze takes over as. Soon as you see the rainbow,
it's already too late. Remember being a symbol of hope,
Now it's just a symbol of panic.You're like, what's that of
that, that? For all non gaze everywhere.
What's that of a Yonder over those beautiful hilltops?
Is that a rainbow? Oh, I'm gazed now.

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When you when you see that rainbow, your butt hole really
clenches, Yeah. Dude, you're like a, you're
like, you just get glazed like anice doughnut.
Good God, did you guys like wantto talk about the games or?
I think we just did, Shane, if you want to move into the free
agents. Well, this week for the free
agent acquisition, the Spider Man parts added Terrell

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Jennings, running back from the Pats.
That nobody knows about, but it's in the red zone constantly.
We didn't want to talk about thegames, right?
Oh lemonade Zach ass was added by the gays only for me to have
to say that name. I'm sure Snook added Christmas
more. And finally, into my other
amazement, Team Jay Sustito added a player Jay batter.

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Saw that. You guys saw that.
I literally went off, Yeah. Yeah.
Who is that? I have no idea who the hell he
is. It literally says it in the doc.
I have no idea who the hell he is.
I don't know who he I, I'm not sure who he dropped or who he
picked up, but. Probably didn't drop anyone
because his bench is empty. But he but he was in the app, he
was in the app looking around, he was.

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He was dead set on this Jay Patterson dude.
He was like, I have to add someone before their their show
this week. In the in.
The. To to remember the moment I I
actually took a screenshot and just sent it in a chat.
As it pumped up, yes. That's memorialized.
So. So Jarrett Patterson is a fifth

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year running back with the Chargers.
He's 25 years old. He's only 58.
He's 195 lbs. Is he on the practice squad?
Yeah, I think so, 'cause his last hold on a second.
Let me pull up his last couple games here his game log.
These guys are making fun of me.Well, he's not shit on him too
much because he he did actually make a move and I don't want him

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to just. He put up four points.
He put up 4.4 points last game, three points the game before, no
points the game before that and hasn't started any other games.
This. That's because the Chargers have
lost all of their running backs except for him.
And what's the guy? Is it Vidal?
Yeah. They did or they should have
gave a third round pick up for Bruce Paul.
The The Jets weren't giving up anything for.

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No, they they literally said they're, they're a third round
pick. That's what they said, but I
doubt that very seriously. OK, give a third and a second.
What the fuck? Ashton Gente, though, he put
putting up 12 1/2 points right now for Jimmy.
I would have. I was a Steelers.
I would have trashed for what you paid for him.
You want me to put up 24 points in the game right now, dude?

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It's only his first year. I know, I'm just saying.
I would have traded a third round and a second.
Round you don't want to have to wait 2-3 years for them to show
up. Well, you know what?
You're like a Reddit creeper. You're just too you're too fast
to to jump to the conclusion. I'm not.
I'm actually very patient. That's how I still have AD
Mitchell on my God damn team right now.

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Also Mike, I tried to trade you for Tucker craft so many times
and look at you now bitch. It's fine.
Have you seen the depth that I have?
Yeah, you got a piece of shit. Yeah, dude.
You got like 6 kids in the closet.
I get it. The fucking fantasy gods will
remember you taking pleasure in in in that whole situation based
off somebody's injury. Anyways, can we continue please?

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Yeah, I'm going to move it along.
Mike, you also put some trades up to me as well.
And I'm sorry I didn't respond about them, but I just, I feel
weird letting Sutton go. I just feel like he's going to
start, he's going to RIP in the in the late part of the season
like you did last year. So I couldn't give them up.
I know you were vying pretty hard for him.
Mike is saying anything and everything.

(25:11):
I have I have two first round picks at this point and I'm
looking to win so if anybody wants to make a trade I am all
ears. Speaking of which, coming
straight from the the lips of the Commish, you guys only have
seven days to make a trade. The trade deadline is the 12th,
so we have less than a. What?
Damn. Heads up November 12th.

(25:32):
I thought it was. Week 12 bang.
Bang Bang. Also, I have starting
quarterbacks are dogging and I said that to you Tim Humps
dogging dogging. What do you mean?
I I was trying to sell Burrow. I know he's injured, but now
Darnold, boom, he's booming. Especially for dynasty.

(25:55):
Tim and Humps. I could possibly be open to a
quarterback trade this the I'm pretty sad though.
This this week's rough for me but I'm pretty but once DAC and
fucking Rogers are both on a by or not Rogers, Flacco are both
on a by this week so I'm kind ofstrapped this week but
otherwise. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure if Flacco is going to keep it up, but look at

(26:19):
Darnold. He's got he's got his sheet.
Rasheeda sheet should have a sheet.
Sheets, sheets in his sheets, beds in his sheets.
He got freaks in his sheets. You guys said you wanted
quarterbacks 2 weeks ago and I said I got them.

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Tim, you do the quarterback. What do you think?
I'm good. Jay and I worked out a trade,
sent Brock Purdy to the Rosebuds, and Drake May is now a
proud member of the Gays and I have faith that Drake May may be
my future. Now that you're good with that,

(27:00):
you're good with that. But humps.
Yeah, I might. I might entertain Sam Darnold.
Let me let me look through. And what are you looking for
him? Even with those dog wide
receivers. I just want pics.
You just want picks. Right.
That's trade that happened last week, right?
Yeah, throw me, throw me a, throw me a first and 3rd.
I'll give you Sam Donald right now.

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Did he go over the A.J. Brown one?
I don't think so. No, we haven't.
We haven't. Made it first in the. 3rd I
didn't know what you. That's that's that's tough any
because I didn't have any first round picks last season and I or
last draft and I regretted it. So let me let me put something
together, though. I'll put something together and
send it to you. But Speaking of trades, I think
we should we should discuss the waivers and, and, and trades

(27:41):
that happened this week. Yeah, let's do that.
Sorry guys. The Scrub Daddy's acquired Peter
Parker Washington web slinging from Jacksonville for $87.00.
That's a big one there, the brothers added Devon
Vellaciocio, who recently found a new home in Las Vegas for a
measly 2 bucks for trades. The Scrub Daddy sent A.J.

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Brown in a 2026 first round pickto the Eskimo brothers for Malik
Neighbors. That was a that was a wild
trade. Mike really raped you on that
one, Shane. No, no, he actually.
Listen, I don't care who's getting raped as long as it
happens, all right? He's your Brown's 28 years old
moving into 29 years old, He's still the.

(28:28):
Gays are only thinking about fucking 8 ass and Dicks anyways.
I had two first Dicks that I11I acquired from you Jay and I'm
looking towards the future and now I have a guaranteed semi
veteran wide receiver that's going to come back and and
probably rule the roost for a while in New York once he gets

(28:48):
back. I also have.
A combination of Jackson. Dart in the future and I still
have a first paid for by he won.Did he win that trade?
I would say yes, if you if you put it on like a trade chart, he
he won it by if you go by numbers, you want to buy about
1000 if you go by. Like A and it goes more.
His way. But if you combine that with a

(29:09):
trade I made with UJ, which leans heavily in my favor, if
you put it on that same trade chart, then it all evens out.
You're. Just saying.
For me, I'm I'm scared about my league, neighbors and his
future. He already blew his knee out and
he plays in the stadium that blows the most knees out.

(29:30):
That's fair, That's fair. Not to take that into the.
But he's also a generational talent.
Like he's, he's a lot of super. That's.
But he scares me for the future because I mean.
I only get like, look at what he.
Did last year with look? At what he did last year,
healthy with the. Group of neighbors will.
Be thrown to him. I believe the neighbors is going
to be great. AJ Brown's going to get traded

(29:50):
and be fine, too, yeah. He's going to be amazing too.
That's what I mean. And and Mike walked away with a
a first round pick there as well.
So if I lose a little bit, that's fair, but.
It it was a spicy trade nonetheless got the people
talking. She heard it from Shane.
Listen, November 12th is the trade deadline, is that correct,
Shane? Correct.

(30:11):
November 12th, the trade deadline.
Get them in while you can. Smoke them while you got them.
Tim, I heard the price of eggs is way up right now.
Yeah, guys, and we have to take a look around the league because
we had several eggs lying aroundthe field.
Let's take a look at the Spider Man parts from last week in his
tight end position. Evan Ingram.
Who the hell is Evan Ingram? I thought he retired like five

(30:33):
years ago. News flash, he's the tight end
for the Tennessee Titans. 0 catches on three targets last
week and one absolute egg. Egg Alert.
Egg alert. Egg alert.
Let's take a look at the small Lesbos.
Yeah, Hey, Sean, Booty was all but booty last week.

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Or maybe he was all booty last week.
The wide receiver for the New England Patriots.
Great season so far. Not last week.
No catches on one target. And guys, one absolute egg.
Egg alert. Egg Alert.
Egg Alert. Let's flash over and get stuck

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with a thorn when we check on the Rosebuds and Jalen Tolbert,
wide receiver from Dallas. No targets last week.
No targets. One absolute egg.
Egg Alert. Egg alert.
Egg alert. Let's flip to the other side of
the screen and let's check out Team Snook.

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What is a Snook? Maybe he'll tell us again.
Chris Moore, wide receiver from Washington.
Who? Chris Moore?
I don't know who that is, and neither did this quarterback.
No targets and one absolute egg.Egg alert, Egg alert, egg alert

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it. Was a whole omelet of eggs this
week, fellas. I I do just want to point out
that teams with eggs were two and two.
Interesting. So having an egg in your
starting lineup doesn't equate to a loss.
Well. It's just a 0.
It's a you just. It's like you never even

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started. Yeah, and Jay, you and Vinny
both had eggs in your lineup. You guys played each other last
week too. Yes, and I smothered them so.
Smothered his egg. It's going to hatch next week.
I'm, I'm sitting on it right now.
It's it's. It's moving, it's coming along
well. Whatever, whatever.

(33:00):
Is that silence dude sticking your mouth?
I'm currently arguing with this.Yeah, there's a there's
currently a lesbian here. She's pretty upset about the
word lesbian. I think I need to trade Jamar

(33:44):
Chase. What?
He's a top three receiver. Yeah, but his hands, they're too
small. Small.
What are you talking about? I saw a podcast clip they said
he has dainty hand geometry. Dainty.

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Oh no, Jerry, does he catch delicately?
Because it's not a championship mentality.
You 2 are unbelievable. The man put up 46 points last
week. Exactly.
He's peaked. He's like the muffins someone
already picked the top off of. OK Oh, oh, oh, I'm.

(34:36):
So sorry, the muffin top is the good part.
Exactly, and now I'm stuck with muffin stump chase.
Well, Jerry, if you're uncomfortable holding him, I
suppose I could take him off your hands.

(34:58):
Nice try. I'm dumb.
I'm not George dumb. Hey.
Whoa, whoa, buddy buddy. You can't move chase his

(35:23):
Unicorn. A Unicorn with dainty hooves.
That's leverage. Less surface area, better
aerodynamics. He's slicing through the air
like a wide receiver ninja. How do you know this stuff?
The fellow guy on TikTok who studies hand wind?

(35:45):
Resistance. That's not a real field of
science. Excuse me Doctor Elaine, maybe
go back to your regular hand wind reality.

(36:17):
Hello. Jerry.
Hello, Newman. I hear you have an inadequate
hand receiver problem. Newman, I'm not trading him to
you. I bring you Josh Reynolds, a

(36:37):
gently used kicker. Reynolds that's fantasy trash
day pickup. We both know you aren't
emotionally equipped to roster greatness.
He does have very tiny hands. Step away from the trade button,

(37:02):
Jerry. Think rationally.
Think championships. Think rings, Jerry.
You can't even wear rings, George.
They'd slip off his dainty fantasy fingers.
He's doomed. Whoa.

(37:40):
Whoa. Hey, hey, I'm measuring my hands
against the photo Jamar's hands holding a Subway sandwich.
Mine are only 3% bigger. That tells us nothing.
Oh does it? I think it does tell us
everything. It's my fantasy.

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Output is 0 and his hands are 3%smaller.
Oh my God, stop talking. I'm doing it.

(38:22):
I'm trading him. No.
No. Trade declined.
Also, you're banned from proposing trades for 24 hours.

(38:43):
Your own league protected you from yourself.
That's rock bottom, Jerry. Just like his hands.

(39:04):
Everybody says fantasy football builds friendships.
No, it doesn't. It's the only activity where
grown adults wake up at 3:00 AM screaming.
Who streamed the Texans defense?If you bench the wrong guy,
friends become enemies, family disowns you, and suddenly you're
Googling hand size charts askingis my wide receiver petite?

(39:40):
Stupid. That's so fucking stupid.
So dumb. Good.
It was all right. It was all.
Right, it was. So fucking stupid, Oh my.
God. It was fun.
Damn, you didn't even try to actlike a girl.
Vince is fighting with two lesbians over there.
We're doing fucking Seinfeld skins.
Here in the background, I was like, she's like, true.
Not even on the podcast. I was like, shut up, bitch.

(40:04):
Oh, she's got dainty hands. I don't.
She's like, did you call me damnor say And I was like, no, I no
one even said that. I thought it was pretty good.
Yeah, that'll be so. Be joining us tonight.
I was like, I was like, they just muted me because you're a
screaming lesbian in the background.
You're not allowed to do that. You're not allowed to do that on
a podcast, you guys. She was like they said lesbian

(40:27):
first. I was like, I mean, you can't
but but you can't use it in a derogatory way like you did.
She was like, what does that even mean?
What does derogatory mean? I was like, I'm not going to
explain it to you right now. I love it.
Dude, sorry, sorry. You're good.
You see me just fighting her off.
She was like, let me show her mynipples.

(40:47):
And I was like, we're literally,you can't do that.
I'm literally going to get they're never going to invite me
back. Well, it's audio only.
So I mean, you know, but are we going straight to Segment 3 or
what? Thought we were going in the
segment 2. Are we?
I'm always confused. About we're already, we're

(41:08):
already in it. I just want to hear the Russian.
Oh, it's not Russian today, boys.
Flushing. Real big cars, real big Dick,
real big everything Real big Dick Dick, real big Dick, real
big Dick, real big everything Real big Dick Dick real big Dick
real big Dick real big real big Real big Dick Real big Dick real

(41:34):
big everything real. Big Dick.
Real big. Not only was I held by the fire
by myself, but now she's like, you're not coming back in.
Real big. Dave, I just.

(41:58):
Saw a meme with that like. Real big hold on, it's still
going Dick. Real big.
Everything real big Dick. Real big, big real.
Big everything. Real big.
Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick. Dick almost done, Dick.

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Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, real bigEverything real big.
Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick Dick DickDick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick
Dick. Real big Everything.
Real big. Real big.
Real big. Real big, Real big.
Real. Big and let's welcome tonight's
guests, Mike and Vince. Dude I saw that on a on like a

(42:46):
TikTok or something literally today.
That's what gave me the idea. I saw it too and looked it up
because I never heard the song before and I thought that was
like the real song. So I I clipped it up.
I got an instrumental and an acapella version.
Clipped it up, made my. You never, you never put that
song on a piped your wave. That's not how you made your

(43:09):
babies. Not me.
My. Remix is like I went to.
A gay club like 3 weeks ago, it's called Lucky's and they
were just playing the same thingyou were doing.
It was a Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick Dick Dick, real big, all all
dudes, all dudes, all white dudes.
There's probably like 3 black dudes but you know what I mean.

(43:30):
It was a. Fucking gay club, Vince, did you
expect there to be a lot of girls?
No, there were. There were three girls.
The Gays, Logan. Experts I had to ask for.
I had to be like, I'd be like, yo, bro, bro, bro, that girl
staring at me. And he was like, what?
And I was like, is that a girl? And he was like, looked over and
he was like, yeah, you're good. And I was like, all right, bet.
Jesus. Well, was it a girl?

(43:55):
Yeah, but that's what I mean. I had to ask.
I had to ask a gay dude. Like, hey, from here I can't, I
can't tell that's. Terrible.
He was wearing a turtleneck. I couldn't see that of that
bull, so I had to ask. You know what I mean?
Are eyebrows looking bushy from here?
My vision's getting a little blurry from the old age, you
know what I mean? I I think Vince deserves the

(44:17):
honorary Poor Little Puppy awardright now.
Oh. OK, what was the word?
We. Were getting all right.
Sad boys for like 3 years. Small team that don't perform.
What was it? Who was it?
Who was that dude you were so mad about?
Who's he was? He was the.
Marcado No. No, no, the Buffalo wide

(44:38):
receiver who just didn't know Dave Davis talking about.
Dave Davis. Egg Davis.
Oh yeah, What's he doing? What's he doing now?
Sitting on a couch? You were sad puppy.
You were sad puppy. And on air, at least I sent a
message through the podcast. It was like, oh, I'm selling
everything because I knew my team was over.
You know, the difference of Vince is at least I admit
defeat. I admitted it, I admitted it, I

(45:01):
admitted it. You're trying to sad puppy me
like you weren't sad puppy already all.
Right. Well, what?
That was this. That was before.
If you were, if you were my, if you were my parent, you were sad
and you brought the sadness uponme.
Just saying. Shane, what were you going to
say? I don't even remember at this

(45:22):
point. I sent you, I sent you a trade
offer for Sam. Darn.
Are you done with your team thisyear, Vinny, or are you still
holding? That's what I was going to ask.
Are you done with your team thisyear or are you still holding
out? I'm getting a lot of I'm getting
a lot of really ass trades for for my running backs because
that's all you guys want becauseeverything else is trash.
And I have five guys on IR 6, I think 5 or 6 guys are I picked

(45:45):
up somebody. He literally went in the game
and then went on IR, which is terrible.
But stop sending me garbage stuff for Josh Jacobs and Breece
Hall, you guys. Want to, but to be fair, you do
want an awful lot dude. I want.
What do you want for Breece Hall?
I want. He wanted way more than you

(46:07):
wanted for for Malik Neighbors, that's for sure.
He's like I want A.J. Brown and a first and I want
Chris Brown or not Chris Brown. She's Chris Brown.
He wants Chase Brown. He he didn't even send me Malik
neighbor strains. He did.
He sent me Ty Johnson. He sent me he Mike sent me.

(46:29):
I'll trade you briefs all for TyJohnson.
I don't even have Ty Johnson. Whoever your fucking Buccaneers
wide receiver, he's like the 4thor 5th he he's probably on the
practice squad. Buccaneer.
Oh, does. Yeah, what?
Really, Mbuka for nothing? For a starting running back, Oh.

(46:52):
This is great, I love it. Yeah, this is.
This is what we need. This is.
I'm gonna. Get to hear the back and forth
so much. I'm gonna give you a starting,
I'm going to give you a full starting running back who's
going to get traded next year for sure, for sure he's gone.
He's going to be on a new team for fucking Mbuka, who's a wide
receiver. You get a * running back who's

(47:15):
young. Have you seen how the Luca?
Has done the season. Yeah.
Yeah, he's a dog. I tried to trade you before the
season even started because I knew he was a dog.
That's what Ohio State does. They produce dog wide receivers.
I fucking know. It's Brian Hartline, dude.
He's about to take over the whole organization.

(47:36):
Dude, he was a dog too. He was a dog when he played.
Yeah, but for real though, you're giving up a questionable
running back. May not get traded.
Didn't get traded at the trade deadline this year.
Who's questionable? He starts every game.
Who's? Yeah, but dude, he wants.
About you're talking about a mecha ibupa that is fucking I
said that fucked up on purpose. Who is not not starring.

(47:59):
He's a generational talent. No, I said star.
He's a star. Yeah, he's a dog.
Generation. Probably gonna.
He's probably going to break records.
I'll say it now because he's notgoing to trade me.
He's going to absolutely dog theentire league out.
He might be the best receiver ever.
All right, so do. You think that Breece Hall is
worth that? Straight up.
Before he knew that. But what about?

(48:23):
Yes. Speaking of dogs, look at that
dog. I mean, I also, I mean, actually
Jackson Smith and Jigba might bethe best wide receiver ever.
Knocked. Yeah.
So whoever on it this year, I think that's chasm.
Best. He's the He's the best.

(48:43):
Why? He might be the best wide
receiver that ever faced the planet of the year, No?
That's not true. He's quick.
Update In the quick update in the Denver Vegas game, Denver
leads by three. It's 10/7.
Bonex just threw an interceptionpicked off by Kelly.
So yeah, let's start though nextthis week.

(49:03):
I know this is a football. What's the Penguins game score?
Who won that game? They were crushing it.
Last time I saw it was like 4 two or something.
It was 30 and then it was 330. Shit, Crosby's about to get a
hat trick. Crosby leads the league in goals
by the way. Mike San Jose Shark are trash.
Sharks fan, Yeah. I'm going to go look at my

(49:25):
picture of the PNG League Championship trophy and admire
my name on it. Strangely, Vince, you're not on
there. I hope you fucking lay next to
you and your girl when you're fucking dude.
The picture just a second I mean.
Speaking of the truth, we we gotthree winners and three losers

(49:46):
here. Yeah, I'm on.
I'm yet to be on it. So I.
Can't talk. That's real cute, Jason.
I'm going for the spin of Rooney, dude.
Next time I get it, it's gonna be.
Over. I like how there's three people
with hair and two people that are wearing hats that are hiding
no hair. And then Jason, he's rocking it.
He's like, fuck it. Yeah.
You're like, you look like the white Stephen A Smith.

(50:07):
That's that's why I'm not the poor little puppy, because I, I
accept things for what it is, Vince.
Yeah, same here. I, I, I took my baldness in at
19. I wasn't worried about it.
Whatever. Take your look.
At it. You're looking at looking at the
Ralph Division right now. Tim, your points 4 is crazy,
bro. You got most points 4 in the
league, obviously. I mean, you're in the league.

(50:28):
But both leagues he has in this point.
Almost 1300 points 4. Are you the gays in the other
league too? Or is the gays just taking over
everything? The gays are migrating, but no,
they haven't taken that over yet.
Thank God you should have. You should have 3.
And MM, are you on an 8 win streak?

(50:51):
Am I reading that right? Yeah, my only loss is to Tim.
So Week 12 is going to be smearing the queers.
Oh shit. Mike's gonna be dead on the.
Hilltop man if, if that's not hat, if that's not hate talk, I

(51:11):
don't know what it is. If I went out, I still have a
chance. It's going to be, it's going to
be, it's going to be Harris versus the kids.
Versus the skins. Look at Mike on the phone right
here. Screw the shit out.
Dude looks like cousin hip bro you look like.

(51:33):
Chewbacca with alopecia right now bro.
Well, right now. Cousin hip for.
Sure, will you please just show you so much brown hair?
Why do you have brown wigs lyingaround your house?
Dude that's fucking weird. Can you just show your face so
they can actually see you, Mike?Wait till he shows up at a draft
party one time and he's just going to grab a beer and look

(51:54):
around. No it doesn't drink.
He's just going to crack up and just to fit in.
And people are like who the fuckis this guy?
I'm going to show it. Part on a way in and just leave
he's. Going to just show up and be
like, you guys all drink? Yeah, just leave.
Dude, one of one of the craziestentrances ever to the to the

(52:16):
draft parties. So has been when when, when
Wayne and Vince showed up a couple years ago and I I don't
know if you did too, Vince, but Wayne ate a big big old, big old
pile of mushrooms and just speedwalked around the compound for.
Like no, no, you, you remember, you guys remember when I was
like when he was like, he out ofnowhere, his shirt was all the

(52:37):
way. His shirt was half up the whole
time. And then he like, he was like
over by the woods. And I like, I went, you know,
Wayne's ripped. I don't know which person I
talked to. I was like, he's about to dip in
the wood like Bigfoot. And he was he like he like he
was there. You saw him.
And then he was like just gone through the woods.
And I was like, you know, that'swhat that's what people say
about Bigfoot right there. That's how they say it.

(52:59):
They just witnessed the shadow of waiting.
He was standing there. He was standing there like yo,
I'm so fucked up. Gone.
I just remember him snotting andcrying at all over the place the
last day like I. Fucking love.
You guys, I'm so happy right now.
Something about those shrooms they had us all snotting.
Real bad. Yeah dude, same here.
That. Was rough.
Well. As you guys don't have anything

(53:20):
else to add, I think it's. Vince, Vince, what do you think
about that trade off for second round pick in Tua for?
I I honestly should know if I did quote I didn't know.
I'm done. I'm not doing anything, I
promise you. But I I would just like to talk
about the fact that football just in general is, is it not

(53:41):
kind of like just up like crazy up in the air.
So your guys thoughts on that? You mean in the league this
year? Yeah, like every team, like you
don't know who's like any team it there's not like a real even
halfway through the season, you usually know like there's a dog.
But like, every team is kind of just like they can get beat.

(54:04):
And I, I agree with that, I I think.
That's not beatable and this last week is a fluke.
He hasn't gone below 100 all year except for this game.
Who? I think he's talking about the
NFL. No, yeah, no, I'm talking about
yeah, No, no, no, the gays are absolutely dominating everyone's
ass in the league. He's been, he's been just, you

(54:26):
know what I mean? Just raping asses.
I mean, if if the if the gays it's a block party.
That's what I'm saying. He's just, you know what I mean?
Everybody's been over and he's the gays are just walking down
the block, you know what I mean?But in the real NFL, like
there's no like for sure, the NFL is just I don't know for to

(54:51):
me, it's just weird as shit right now.
Like who's really like any team?I feel like besides the Titans,
the Titans are absolutely whoever lost the Titans.
I just saw they were one in seven.
Whoever, whoever lost them trash.
But other than that, any team can beat any team right now.

(55:14):
I feel like it's. Like cargo can come out and.
That's what I mean I. Now that you say that, I mean it
it, you know, for years it was Kansas City dominate in the
league, right? And last year it seemed like
Detroit. Obviously Philly and KC we're

(55:35):
all up there. But this year it does.
I mean, I don't know much about football, but it does feel like
a little bit more a toss up. Should be an interesting
playoff. Like there's nobody really like
running away with even. Like, I was like, Green Bay's
going to smack the Carolina Panthers.
Didn't happen. Carolina beat them and then the
Colts are going to smack Pittsburgh.

(55:55):
Pittsburgh put the smack on them.
I was like what the Like what the fuck?
The fuck? Like, there's no team that's
really like just putting in the work to just take the distance,
you know what I mean? The Colts were putting the
distance on but after getting so.
He's got the best record in the League I.
Thought I think it's the Colts. It was the Colts.

(56:18):
I don't know now. Yeah, they were expected to
smack us. They came in and lost, and now
they're what? 72, I think, yeah, the Colts
were expected to beat the Steelers, probably 2 and then
Greebet had the best, the best record in the NFC and then they
lost to Carolina. I think they still might have
the best in the NFC, but lose itto Carolina really.

(56:45):
All right, remember. The gays go down, the gays
leader says we suck again. All right, I'm going to throw
you all off. I'm going to, I'm going to save
my prediction for last, but it'sa juicy 1.

(57:06):
You guys go first. I'm going Jimmy.
I'm getting real Jimmy vibes. I'm also going Jimmy.
I'm going humpy. I was going to say Jimmy before
humps. So wait, can you say if you're
in the chat? Yeah, it's open to anybody in
the league, any of the 12. Members, if Humps did it, he

(57:29):
could be throwing us off. Yeah, yeah, it could be anybody
in this room also. Well then I'm sick with Jimmy
because I feel like that's what he would do.
I'm going with. Wayne, that's something Humps
would do. Mike took Wayne.
Mike took Wayne. I'm going with me.
Did I say that? Was it me?

(57:52):
Did I forget? Do I remember?
Am I trying to play you? Guys it could be like 6 years
old knowing to. Was it me?
Wait, say dude, can you run it again?
Because now he's throwing me off, you fucker.
Gays go down. Never mind, never mind, says we
suck again. Definitely Jimmy.

(58:17):
I'm sticking with Jimmy. I'm sticking with Humpy.
I'm sticking with me. I don't know why I even thought
Jason he just changed his name to the Gays Stupid.
Mike, what do you think stickingwith Wayne?
Hold on. He's.
Taking a lot of high school. OK, all right, here we go.

(58:42):
The gays go down, The gays leader says we suck again.
Oh. Fuck you haps.
Oh Gee, you fucker. It.
Was the we suck again? Dude, I've heard you say that so
much. I can't.
I'm I'm pretty shocked it wasn'tme, to be honest.

(59:03):
I I thought for sure I had. It pretty shocked.
David's throwing, Jason's throwing me off.
He looks like he's. Just a piece of shit.
He's just a decoy, dude. Jason looks like he's playing
fucking Battlefield right now. He does look like he's in the
middle of the game. He's throwing me off like he's
knee deep in fucking six on six right now.

(59:25):
I'm actually watching. Janet Jamison, But it's fine.
Ready for some master? Yep, never again start.
To finish. Come on, let's go.
Let's go. Let's get the train rolling.
Let's go. Hey, it's time to go right now.
Master or disaster? All right, it's that time of the

(59:49):
day where we choose who we thinkwill be a master and who we
think will be a disaster. Let's take a look at the
scoreboard. Shane is leading the way with
12. Humpy has eight now, jumping way
up there to #2. Let's go, let's go.
Jason drops one spot over the last two weeks at least to #3 he

(01:00:13):
has five points and I'm way downthere at the bottom with two
points. So, well, let the gays don't win
everything. You already got the rainbow.
So let's let's talk about this. How about we?
I'll go first. My master this week.
I'm going to go with Jalen. Make it Hertz.
He's the quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles.
Philadelphia is at Green Bay on Monday night.

(01:00:37):
Guys, that's a recipe for a master.
Jalen Hertz, quarterback Philadelphia is my week 10
master, my disaster. I'm going to go with Jordan Love
machine. He's the quarterback for Green
Bay. Green Bay, you may have just
heard they're hosting Philadelphia Monday night, but I
think that the Love machine willbe hurt by the Philly defense.

(01:01:01):
So Jordan Love is my week 10 disaster.
I. Like it?
Same game. You you may have just heard.
What's going on? What the gays is going on around
here? What the gays?
The gays are targeting Jordan Love as a disaster.
Feels like you're targeting me and the Green Bay Packers as a

(01:01:23):
whole. It's pretty gay, but listen.
If you show the gays a hole, they're going to attack it.
I'm not. I don't care what kind of a hole
it is. Dude, I know I've been to your
house before. My master this week is Josh
Allen playing the hapless Fins this week.

(01:01:45):
Dudes coming off a game with thehighest completion percentage of
his career and could have the pick of the litter to come on
all of our mom's wives and significant others.
Oh shit. Allen is my yes master.
May I please have another for week 10 disaster T law.
That's right. Trevor Lawrence one only Tim,

(01:02:06):
That's your guy right there. He can't confidently hit a
urinal from three inches away ona good day.
And this week he gets Houston using a banged up wide receiver
core and Jacoby. Just wait until I'm good
someday. Myers fresh from trade, though I
weed whatever disaster. That guy would be so sad if you
heard you say that. I'm impressed, Shane.

(01:02:31):
He's had his worst year of his career.
That's so mean that. Was that was a that was a good
one. This week I'm going Jared Goff
for my master. He's going to return home to his
cozy Detroit home, Precision Passion Machine against a a
stupid secondary that gives a chunk plays like Halloween

(01:02:51):
candy. Then we got Jacoby Briskett.
He's going to be my disaster. Even if he survives long enough
behind that offensive line, his check down or bus approach will
be fantasy managers to sleep faster than 1:00 PM Commander's
game leaving his point told her somewhere South of respectable.

(01:03:22):
All right, for my master, I'm taking two and I heard, I don't
know if you guys heard this, it was kind of a deep cut story
that hit the news. But I guess they have this new
lobotomy procedure where they can actually clean, clean your
brain up and remove the stains. So he had that done.
And, and so I, I have a feeling he's going to come out and put

(01:03:44):
up a, a good game this week. So I'm taking two.
My disaster is going to be Daniel Jones with Indy.
Jones is coming off a rough gameagainst Pittsburgh, and he
turned the ball over a whopping five times in that outing.
He's generally been trustworthy this season, but it's hard to

(01:04:05):
recommend trusting him against the Falcons defense that has
allowed the 6th fewest points toquarterbacks this season.
Hey, Dimes can only spend so much if you only got a little
bit. You know what I mean, brother.
That's true. I actually had that lobotomy
done to me after the week 5 whenthe gays really beat my brains
in. Oh.

(01:04:27):
God, I heard the gays got a lot of brain from you.
Jay did. We get to pick too.
Or big. I gave the gays all my brain and
I took their brain as well, justa little.
Bit do we do we get to pick too?Or is that just like bigs?

(01:04:48):
What are you talking? No.
Good. Good.
You can pick whatever you want. It's.
It's quarterbacks. It's quarterbacks this week
then. So pick one that's going to rule
and 1:00 that's going to suck. My match is going to be Justin
Herbert. I like OK.
Only because I like sherbert icecream.
I was just trying to ride on somebody like you guys did.

(01:05:08):
I don't know. I wasn't prepared for this.
I didn't get to play in SO. All right, here's your disaster,
Benny. Michael Pennix, junior, OH.
That's fair. Only because I don't really care
for Carl's junior. They've been closed down a lot
lately, so fuck you Carl's. Junior, if you get a good one,
it's fantastic. Yeah, well, where are they?

(01:05:29):
Where are they, Shane? They're nowhere.
Just like he's going to be soon,OK?
That's fair. That's awesome.
It is fair. It is fair, right?
Yeah. I like it, Mike.
What about you? You want to throw up a master in
disaster? My master, I'm going to go with
Baker. He's coming off the bye week.

(01:05:51):
He's got some healthy receivers.I like it.
And then disaster Jordan Love because he's a Packer.
You were supposed to be like Baker baking some loaves of
bread, going to like knock out the he's going to be throwing
doughnuts like I don't. Know you're just upset because
you said that. Rollerblade.

(01:06:13):
Dude, dude, there was not a moreperfect drop.
Than that was thank you who? Who was your disaster?
The Eagles aren't going to show love, any love.
I do really enjoy those. Who's your?
Disaster Mike Jordan Love. Jordan Love.
Hey, dude follows the gays, dude.
That's what you are, dude. He's been, he's been a disaster
all year because he should be #1every week.

(01:06:39):
Thank you, whoever did that, thank you.
Thank you. I'm serious.
Look at the weapons. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.

(01:07:00):
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill, brother.
Well, things have actually evened out a little bit.

(01:07:20):
We have a nice tight race, so tight that we know the gays have
not been here. Tim 6:00 and 3:00.
Humps is. At 5:00 and 5:00, and Shane and
myself are at 4:00 and 5:00. We're all separated by just a
few games. Tim, who do you got?
OK, last week I went shown over Bubbin and bubbin exploded all

(01:07:45):
over shown. This week, I'm going to take Jay
over Matt. Oh.
Disgusting. That, that sounds familiar.
Last week I took Mike over Waynebecause that was just an easy
pick. Wayne sucks.
And this week I'm also going to go over with myself over the
Spider Man parts. Right last last week I took

(01:08:13):
Jason over Snook. This week I'm taking Mike over
Humpy. Yeah, and last week I took Matt
over Jimmy and that was my swami.
So that caught me up. And this week I'm taking Mike
over me too, because it's looking like a blowout in the
making. Oh so we got 2 pics of the same
across four people. Yep, 2 and 2.

(01:08:36):
I would pick the best teams too to win over three teams.
That's true. That's a good strategy.
I mean, I mean me and Matt had ahave the.
Same strategy gotten when when Jimmy delivered that line last
week over the phone, I I lost it.
Listening back, it was bold strategy gotten starting

(01:08:57):
starting three people on by. Hey, hey, he he hopped in.
He hopped in this week, though. He made he.
He did. Something.
He picked somebody up, dude. We're not sure what he did, but
he did it. We see you, Jimmy.
We see you. Hey, this, this.
Go ahead. No, go ahead, Vinny.

(01:09:18):
He might be like hacking. I don't even know who that
player is. He's just throwing in a creative
character. He thinks he's playing Madden
2026. Stats up to all 99 at the end of
the week. He's going to have the best
yards reception. Nobody even knows who he is.
I have no idea who that is. He's like dropped somebody we

(01:09:38):
don't know and picked up somebody we don't know.
Seems SUS to me. I don't know.
Well, we got to give a shout outto a sponsor, Humphreys Holmes.
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Gloria. Be continuing.
Shit. All.

(01:10:30):
Right. We went ham in Week 9, proud of
the picks we put in. We stood up to the standards we
set last year. We went zero and four short term
memory. Guys, what are we doing this
week? I'm going to make my pick on the
spot. Sorry.

(01:10:53):
Let's go ahead and look at the Tampa Baker Buccaneers.
Let's go into the passing category.
Let's go to passing props. Let's look at the passing over,
under. Let's see passing yards over
under. All right, Clam Baker Mayfield,

(01:11:17):
the over under for both quarterbacks, actually a set of
246 1/2 yards. So for Clam Baker Mayfield, who
is the home team going up against a stout New England
defense, 246 1/2 yards. They have a great receiving
core. I'm going to go with the over so
Baker, Mayfield clam Baker over 246 1/2 yards passing.

(01:11:41):
I'm going to do a little bit of the opposite there and I'm going
to go under Cleveland and The Jets under 38.
They're the two most terrible teams in the league.
It's going to be a snooze fest of a game.
Nobody is going to be watching it.
I'll probably forget even to putthis bet in because it's going
to be so boring. But either way, Cleveland and

(01:12:03):
The Jets under 38. You're wrong, Adnai Mitchell's
going to come in there and he's going to go off for four
catches, 278 yards and three touchdowns.
All right, well for the flake raked and baked lock of the
week, I'm taking listen this this matchup is looking for kind
of crazy. Carolina's only given up 5 1/2

(01:12:26):
points against New Orleans, so that you know the Saints are
playing consecutive Rd. games against the physical Panthers
team. The defense will be a challenge
for Tyler Shaw, who'll be makinga second start.
Carolina's going to run the balland eat the clock and move the
chains. I think it's going to be low
scoring, but I think the PantherPanthers are definitely going to
cover. So I'm taking Carolina against

(01:12:48):
the spread -5 1/2. Hubs for real?
I think. That's the trade you want to,
that's the trade. That's the trade.
That's I mean, that's a startingpoint.
You, you said you needed a pick and it's a pretty even trade on
the quarterbacks right, too. It might be a little bit less
than Darnold, but you're gettinga second round pick.

(01:13:10):
I think maybe spice it up a little bit.
You got, I mean, if you if you wanted to get spicy.
A second for Darnold. Yeah.
I don't want. I have nothing at all.
I want nothing to do with too. Can you give me you give me a
first and a second round pick. I'll give you Sam and a running
back. Yeah, if you want.

(01:13:32):
A first and a second Listen. Listen, I want I want a wide
receiver at first and a second. Totally.
Dude, don't deal with this dude.He's outrageous.
He has, he's demanding things like he has ransom, but he
doesn't. Dude, I'll give you Breeze Hall,
Sam Darnold. The same reason I used to not
deal with Bryce and the same reason I don't do any deals with

(01:13:52):
Jeff, no offense. I'll give you saved Arnold of
I'll give you saved Arnold, Breece Hall, and a third round
pick for a first and a second. Done.
Let's go babysitting it. I'll send it.
I'll send it right now. I'll send it yesterday.
Yeah, you're about, you're damn,this is literally, you're
literally about to jump. You're about to jump.

(01:14:12):
Somebody keep us rolling here, Tim, you want to pull up the
curve? Somebody else wants to send me
the same offer with a better wide receiver.
Say it again. Say it again, Vinny.
Damn, I'll be shopping shit liveon air.
Let's get it, baby. Now we're in the booth.
Sam. Sam Darnold.
I'll give you Sam Darnold and a third round pick, but I want to

(01:14:33):
1st, a second and a wide receiver.
Wait, wait, no, you said. Breeze Hall.
Breeze Hall, Sam Darnold and I'll give you briefs all saved
online and a third round pick for a first, a second and A and
a starting young wide receiver. That's what I want.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Now I got to give you a wide
receiver too. Well, that's.

(01:14:55):
What I said, yeah, you said first and a second before.
There wasn't anything else asideto that before.
That's what. I'm saying dude, here comes the
cutting out. Here comes out all.
Right. What about Bourne?
Will you take Bourne in the package as well dude?
What the fuck? What am I?
Jason? Jason, take a look at his.
Performance. This year, though, he's not.
What about? What about hiding in Pakistan?

(01:15:15):
He's attacking Jay for no reasonstrays.
No, no, no, no, no. I'm not attacking Jason.
I'm saying Jason Bourne. Like the actor.
Jesus, dude, the only thing attacking him is his hairline.
Oh, he. Is attacking Jason the hairline
1? Jason, I'm also sorry.

(01:15:41):
I'm sorry, baby. You know I love you.
I'm. Bald, it's fine.
Well, this is making actually a great podcast, but let's let's
move it along. All right, Commission, I'm ready
whenever you're ready. Everybody heard that there.
When it's been. OK, it's round and round we go.
When will it stop? As soon as Shane say so.

(01:16:03):
Benny, take a look. Stop.
Baltimore at Minnesota. OK, I want a prop bet this week.
OK. Pull that up.
All right, What are you thinking?
Let me pick the position, you pick the team.

(01:16:23):
Let's go wide receiver. OK, receivers, all right.
You want receptions, Receiving yards.
Look at this game log. Let's go with yards this week.
OK. Receiving yards over, under.
And then you said for me to pickthe team.

(01:16:44):
And then I'll just pick the player.
All right, well, let's let's let's make it interesting.
Go Baltimore. OK, let's go zay flowers, and
then let me know what is over. 65 1/2 for Zay flowers.
And they're playing the Vikings.Yeah.
Who have been playing mean recently.

(01:17:04):
Just one last week against the Detroit, which is no easy feat.
Let's go over 65 1/2 I think. I think old Marmar is going to
have to sling a little bit more this week.
Zay flowers over 65 1/2 right? Yep, I like it, Wayne, start
your flowers. Plant your flowers.

(01:17:30):
Humps, I'm going to do this. Pick.
Pick a water receiver. Pick somebody you might like.
If you guys need me for anything, tell me I'm needy.
Even this trade. He's doing, he's commencing
business. Let me do.
Let me set this then. Oh, by the way, Humphrey Sims is

(01:17:52):
going to throw another tenor into the account, Shane.
So you got you got some a littlebit of budget to play with.
I feel confident in this one, but I don't want to blow the
whole, I don't want to blow my whole load.
So I'm going to go. Let me feel it for a second.
Dollar 75. What's the bet I'm going to
switch? Over to Zay Flowers over 65 1/2

(01:18:13):
yards. There you go.
All right, give me one second. Let me hop back.
Zilla flowers over 65 1/2 yards.You said it's.
Going to be hard. What's he been?
What's he been averaging this this season?
And it's all over the place. He also didn't have Marmar for
two or three weeks, so. Is Marmar coming back this week?

(01:18:35):
He was back last week. He's back this week as well.
Oh OK. How do you do in his in his
return? That's a good question.
I don't know, but I do think that them playing a tough
Vikings defense this week will make him have to throw a little
bit more. Dude, DraftKings is being a real
stupid right now. Keep shutting down on me.
Hold on one second. OK, quick to pause it.

(01:19:01):
Benny, just tell me. I can't, I can't look at it
right now, But who did? Who did you throw back?
How was that a new one? Oh my.
God. I'm going to send you a new one
piece. Of.
White trash What's? Your price on Jacobs?
He wants a first, a third and a second for Jacobs because that's

(01:19:27):
how ridiculous it is. I said I wanted to.
For 28 year old Jacobs, he wantsyou to give up your left nut,
your right nut and the scrotum will.
Keep my running back if I I'll trade one of them, but you got
to save me a better offer than what he's offering me.
What do you, what did you send me?
Vince? Just tell me, I think.

(01:19:48):
I think you send your new one I.Think you Sam Darnold briefs
Hall on a third round pick. For Jim, get out of here, Brad
Jamar Chase. Not happening, brother.
Yeah, that's why I was going to redo because I didn't send you a
wide receiver back. I'm.
Going to send you a new one. I was, I was going to, I was
going to redo that because I needed to at least give you a
wide receiver. Can we commend, can we commend

(01:20:10):
this that that weak ass trade attempt with a a trash?
Piece of wide trash. It's.
Time Flowers I'm going to go ahead and get Mike because MM
needs a running back so I'll do I'll hit in I'm.
Looking at rushing yards for hisA flowers or receiving yards
right receiving. Mike, you just want to run.
Mike, you just want a running back.

(01:20:33):
Tim, tell me how to find this fucking bet so I can put it in.
All right, DraftKings, when you go and when you click on the
game on the top tat. I see it, I see it.
He's going over. Receiving props and then you
have to Scroll down to receivingyards over under because there's

(01:20:54):
two different spots for receiving yards.
All right, Shane, I've put all $10 on it, so.
Oh shit, OK, I felt confident anyways, I just didn't want you
to have to do it. No, it's all good.
It pays out 19. So let's see what?
Let's see what we can do. Shit, I can't do that.
Piece of white trash. It's time.
To. Trash.

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(01:21:36):
trash the league. I guess I'll go first.
Roses are red, violets are blue.If you call humps on the phone
he might say fuck you. One time I was thinking real
hard out loud at Shane's house and Shane reached over and told

(01:21:57):
me to shut up. I said no Shane, you shut up.
He told me what are you talking about?
And I said, oh shit, wrong button, here we go.
Polar Blade. I have nothing, guys.
I'm just throwing words together.
I don't know what direction I'm going.

(01:22:17):
So if anyone wants to cut me off, I'm just kind of feeling
some time right now. So as we look over the league,
let's take a look at Wayne's team.
Wayne, your team is so bad, How bad is it?
Wayne, your team is so bad. Just look at your quarterback
situation. He's on the IR, he's

(01:22:37):
quarterbacks on the IR. He left his elbow.
He. Got real serious?
He left his elbow back on the the 20 yard line.
He. Left his elbow.
On the five yard line. Cisco dude.
Holy Hellfire. Remy's mustache is so weird that

(01:23:00):
they'll write poetry about it. Piece of white trash.
It's time to crash the lead. Remy looks like Boris Badgeman
at from fucking rocking ball we go.
Remy looks like he trains horses.

(01:23:21):
Jeff's team projects so low thatif he were a Hollywood movie
then he would get 5 thumbs down.Let's see, who else can we RIP
on that was. Garbage Tim.
Hold on. Hold on you guys.
You guys are filter out the guard.
Rollerblade. There's no, I'm not gonna lie,

(01:23:42):
this, this segment is really segment's really been slacking.
It has. Been thank.
You thank you. It's nice to see outside the
feedback. Hey Shane, remember when you and
your dad used to live it? We all still live together and
we invited them hookers over. It's me.
Hi. It's me, it's me and that's been

(01:24:09):
happened when I wasn't. There, Vinny, I just before.
It was you. I just kidding.
I just countered you Vinny. I sent you Stefan Diggs and a
first round pick next year for Darnold and Bruce Hall.
That's very reasonable. Wow, that's a little bit if you

(01:24:29):
put that in a freight calculator.
I'll ask you. More towards Vinny, but it's
going to be in the fair range, Isaid and.
I just want to know why you takethe fuck I don't like Steph Von
Davis, but I like I don't like Steph on the Shut up Shane.
I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about is that the
lesbians in the background? You'd go slap them up or

(01:24:50):
something. Tell them to shut the fuck up.
Jesus. Christ I just watched your wife
walk around Disney and chasing down cars dude.
That's fine. She wasn't interrupting anybody
like these who were. Hairline, why weren't you there?
Dude, why weren't you there? You're busy chasing your

(01:25:11):
hairline instead of your wife, huh?
Shane stopped chasing his hairline a long time ago.
Long time ago. Like like what?
5th grade? 5th grade.
Yeah, pretty, pretty close. Tim, Tim and I are holding on to
ours. Like cheese.
And I love hair. Well, I can't spill a bag of
cheese, but you ain't never getting no hair no more.

(01:25:34):
Listen, it made. I thought I thought we were
itching at a trade here. I want I sent you first and
second like you said. You said no, I.
Didn't know but I'm. Trying to spice it up.
You're going to send him something, he's going to send
something. With a hot trade, I'm waiting.
Oh. My.
God, I'm not getting rid of IGBUCA.
Oh shit. Mecca Igbupa.

(01:25:56):
Maybe you teams Mike. You need a running back to push.
You need a running back to push me over the edge.
Literally could win again this year if you just take my trade.
Be a winner. It's going to be huge.
If you look at your team, you need a running back.
I'm literally, I'm literally kind of literally sabotaging
everybody by sending you this running back because I need

(01:26:17):
those players there. Wasn't the salesmanship.
I'm literally sabotaging everyone in my own self to give
you this player. No this.
Is my open request to the rest of the league?
I'm looking for a running back but I'm not trading Igbuka.
Igbuka. Mike, any any running backs?
On my roster, wide receivers, you have no young running backs.

(01:26:41):
Mikey, any any any running backson my roster worthy of a first
round pick from you? Let me take a look.
I love this Tim and Shane are ontheir phones.
I'm not. I'm everybody's.
Everybody's literally knee deep in there right now.
Him hit me with like hit me withlike 5 sound board sounds like

(01:27:03):
back-to-back some funny ones. Make it make sense.
Man, here we go. I'm about to push somebody else
over the top. Fuck it.
I want to put, I want to bring Shane back to the to the map
dude brother. I will work out something for
Kenneth Walker if he's left for trade.

(01:27:23):
Fuck, dude. I wouldn't work a turd out for
Kenneth Walker, paid for by the Shane McClain for chairman of
the UW WPF the Underpaid Women in the Workplace Foundation.
How has? It been Mike, I'm definitely
open to letting Kenneth Walker go.
What you what you got in mind? Are you still throwing up one of
those picks or what? Yeah, I'd like to.
Let her do a first round there as well.

(01:27:45):
If you'll do a first round there, I'll do it.
I'll, I'll lock it in right now.Oh my.
God. You want to send it to me or you
want me to send it to you? I got it up right now I'm
finally. Spicy, guys, I like it.
I like it when it gets spicy like this.
Everybody's so scared to make trades.
I like creamy stuff. I like it.

(01:28:07):
You guys Remember, Remember the rush of the of the the draft
party two years ago when we did the live draft outside,
Everybody was like going crazy. That was the very first dynasty
year there. Everybody was like fucking.
It was like the Wild West, dude.Nobody knew what it was going to
be like. I don't remember that.
You weren't there, you bastard. You weren't.

(01:28:27):
Electric Mike, you should have been there.
It was electric. There it is.
Kenneth Walker coming in for a first round pick.
Humpy accepts. Wow.
Looks like we're going to have to update the fucking show doc
in the trade section next week, no?
We're just got to start over this episode, so let's go all
the way back to Segment 1. Wait.

(01:28:49):
Rush, let's go. No, All right, never mind.
Yeah, are. We going to execute a trade
tonight or are you, are you, didyou get cold?
You're right, you're right, dude.
Watch this, watch this. It's about to be.
This is about to be wild. It's Jamar Chase.
It's not it. I can't.
I can't let it happen if it's Jamar Chase, but.

(01:29:11):
No, this isn't. I'm open to other things.
I hope, I hope, I hope grateful Zez's listen to this because you
guys sound fucked up. I'm about to go.
I'm about to send the most wildest.
I haven't seen the trade go through yet.

(01:29:33):
What's going on? Is there collusion?
I saw some come through this for.
Shane, you have to approve it because I haven't seen it go
through. No, I shouldn't have to.
There's no wait time or anything, I just saw it come
through on mine. Let me.
I just said it, but I'm but if you you guys.
Yeah, because, because Tim just reacted to it.
If he denies it, watch Collusion.

(01:29:53):
Watch. I don't.
I don't see it though. What the hell?
It's in the. Yeah, it's just return.
Cut off the app and go back in. I'm going to re.
I'm going to reset a new one now.
Now I'm pissed. It looks like this worked out
for you now that you've created this like valley between Wayne

(01:30:15):
Morales AKA Mike and Vince. So Mike, you now have Kenneth
Walker and Zach Charbonnere, correct?
Yeah, he he solidified that backfield no matter who comes.
In yeah, I'm hoping for somebodyto get injured so.
I. Can cross it.
It's rough. After they both get injured.

(01:30:35):
So, Mike, are you? Is your running back needs
satisfied now? Has the itch been scratched, so
to say? Yeah, injuries have been rough
this year, so I'm getting kind of paranoid.
I feel like this week one of my running backs will probably go
down South. Insurance will be nice.

(01:30:56):
Sure. Vince, you're telling me a
first, a second rounder and a decent wide receiver is not
going to get this deal done tonight?
Let me go, let me go. Look at your team again.
Did we trash? Did you guys get trashed?
Piece of white trash. Shane's been trashed, dude.

(01:31:19):
Piece of white trash. Everyone didn't.
Say anything? So we like the dog, Shane, you
should have just jumped in because you're fucking trash.
Piece of white trash. Everyone you and fucking never
mind, never mind. We'll forget about, we'll, we'll

(01:31:43):
forget about that down here, please.
All right, well, it was a prettyspicy episode.
I had a lot. Of I remember when me and Wayne
used to sleep in the same bed. I remember when, when you said
you had to, you'll be right back.
You got to take a shower and then it was just a little tiny

(01:32:05):
turd. Tell me why, Tell me why I was
going to bring that up tonight. Tell me why I was going to bring
that up. I literally I was going to bring
up the fact that I shit, I was wearing new underwear and I just
had a pair of shorts on. They just fell out of my ass.
Dude, what was what was his name?
God damn it. Dude, I can't remember his name.

(01:32:26):
That little fat, really bully motherfucker.
It's cool as shit. We're just, we're all three of
us just standing outside of my apartment chatting and and next
thing you know, we've been sleeping right back disappears.
We've been drinking Jager. Oh yeah.
We've been drinking, but we werejust chilling.
I look over. No, we've been drinking Jager
for weeks. Regardless.
And I my stomach literally was like and I like a little, a

(01:32:48):
little like BLOB, but. From my point of view, you were
like, I'll be right back and I heard the shower and I look
over, there's just a little pileof turd.
I heard you guys from outside. Yo is that shit?
Prom league podcast we wrap it up right prom picks drafted his
history insight Shane on the micwith Jason in the fix Tim and

(01:33:12):
Justin the owners with the fix final huddle.
The season set for the verse D&G's finest year.
We drafted first sword plays. You know, we coming back this
prom league where the real ball is that chief Mitch Steady
holding down the zone, assistingwith the strategy knowledge
fully. Blown.

(01:33:34):
Oh lemonade Zach ass was added by the gays.
Mike, I ain't gonna lie, dude, for for just first, like
joining. You joined fantasy football and
not really even paying attentionto football and joining us and

(01:33:54):
like, I mean, my hat's off to bemy good man.
I like math. Before what was it?
Who was it? Who was that dude you were so
mad about? Who's he was?
He was a mark, no. No, no, the Buffalo wide

(01:34:15):
receiver who just did. No, Davis.
So it's not about. Davis, Egg Davis.
Yeah, what's he doing? What's he doing now sitting on a
couch? Listen.
If you show the gays a hole, they're going to attack it.
I'm not. I don't care what kind of a hole

(01:34:35):
it is. Busy chasing your hairline
instead of your wife, huh? Shane stopped chasing his
hairline a long time ago. Long.
Time ago. Like like what?
5th grade this dude. The only thing attacking him is

(01:35:00):
his hairline. I.
Was going to bring that up. I literally, I was going to
bring up the fact that I shoot, I was wearing new underwear and
I just had a pair of shorts on. He just fell out of my ass.

(01:35:21):
Dude, what was what was his name?
God damn it.