Episode 3.13

The Commish is ready to hang it up. We can stick a fork in him... Amongst other things... Listen as the guys play a game to try to figure out who the next member of The Administration will be!

Episode Transcript

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All right, I'm afraid they've got some bad news.
Oh, my God. Is it?
Yes. Clap, clap.
Whoop. I forgot these lights are on The
Clapper. Anyways, it seems you have the
worst case of the clap I've everseen.
I'm talking Vegas bachelor party, patient zero bad.
You think this, and I'm talking with that, the crack in your ass

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has spread to your heart. What?
There's no coming back from thisone, buddy.
Wait a minute. What do you mean there's no
coming back from this one? It means you only have a few
days left to live. But hey, what?
As part of the Prime League general severance package, your
account is being upgraded to entertainment package free of
charge, buddy. Now that deserves a clap.

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Clap. Oh my God, he's serious.
So without further ado, allow meto introduce host of the Prime
League podcast, Oh my Jane, Jason, Homs and Tim.
Oh my. Hey there.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm Homs.
I'm Tim. My name's Jason.
And I'm the Commission, Shane and where from the Prime

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podcast. Oh.
My God, what just happened to the lights?
We have a Clapper we try to keep.
Things ironic on this floor before we get started.
I snuck a joint in so you could smoke up here man.
You can't bring that in. Be careful.
This shit is straight killer. It's from the Jurassic era.

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Yeah. Here's his chart.
His prognosis is 0. What's his name?
His prognosis is. Grave, OH.
Hey buddy, I see now that someone's having a bad day.
Do you like balloon animals? Watch this.

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Here's a puppy. Her name is Biscuit.
She doesn't do much. Watch this Biscuit play dead.
Good girl. Biscuit.
Good. Job.
Oh no. OK, how about this?

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OK, look, I made this balloon look just like you.
Here are your IV lines. Here's your gown.
Here's your. Oh my God.
Whoops. Yeah.

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Not everyone loves balloon animals, but what everyone does
love is magic. Take a look at this rabbit.
Now let me put inside this hat and voila, the rabbit has
disappeared. One minute it was here,
breathing our air, existing in our reality, and now it's gone,

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just like that. It's.
Truly remarkable how that works,you know.
Yeah. Well, magic is cool and all, but
not everyone appreciates a good trick.
But a good joke? Now that's something everyone
can get on board with, am I right?
It just breathes life into a dead room.
Why did the math book kill itself?

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It had too many problems. Yay.
So exciting that. One usually knocks him dead.
Yeah, dude, who killed the energy in this room?
How about this one? How do you stop a machine from
keeping you alive? You pull the plug.
All. Right, enough with the lame
jokes, Tim. It's obvious this guy wants

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another hit of the Jurassic Kush.
Besides, your stand up act is dead.
We told you before that you needed a new shtick.
Why don't you do something useful like the rest of us
instead of trying to revive a dead act?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, headquarters, it just happened again.

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Copy. Well, I guess there's really
only one thing left to do. Commissioner from the
headquarters. Do you copy?
Copy Kamesh, go ahead. Send in the bigs.
You got it. Sending the bigs now.

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He'll be there in about 3 hours.Three hours.
Headquarters is right upstairs. Yes, but this is Biggs we're
talking about. Yes, true.
Ah. Yes.
Indeed true. Three hours later.

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Hey guys, what's happening? Yo, what up, yo?
Shit man, any day alive it's a good day.
Well, I mean, we're all here. You guys want to do a quick
episode? Sure.
What the hell? Yeah.

(05:22):
Bigs Take it away 740 Prime league forecast.
When it comes to dress selection, receiver cross the

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goal line? Gotta have that clutch kicker.
The defensive grind sets the QB forces turnovers like this ball
mine. Who go win it all?
I'm not quite sure don't know isit in your girls guts the team
succeedo team donkey puncher humps a Snoop Balone and we have
grateful Zed squaring off and let it rain.

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Improved versus smaller basket who go feel the pain.
Spider man versus water rockets who go do they thing in that
prime time showdown that completes this race.
Fantasy football team first teamteam face prime time.
And good evening, everyone. Welcome into the pod.

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You're listening to myself in a cool combo.
Jason, just 10, Tim and Justin, as always.
Tonight, I want to start out a bit differently, solemnly from
where I stand last week, although I felt we had a great
show, I did not represent this league properly as the commish
need to clarify a few things from a standpoint of respect for

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the league and myself, and from a standpoint of just doing my
duty. Not only did I give incorrect
information about the trade deadline, I also, and more
bravely gave incorrect information regarding the
playoffs and scheduling. My colleagues here, being the
good guys they are, did not callme out out of respect for the
pod. The unnecessary step and

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listeners enjoyment. Rightly so.
This year the play offs as they have been for the last four
years will be as follows. Tops teams in each division are
into the play offs right away. So that's three teams, best 2
records out of those three get the bye.
After that it's the three best remaining records.

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This is what we decided on the past and is obviously non
negotiable. The trade deadline.
Sorry Grizzle, this remains Week12, as it has been since before
we moved to Sleeper. Again, I apologize for being
slightly faded last week, maybe more than slightly, and
delivering misinformation. I hope everyone is clear now and

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forgive can forgive my past transgressions.
Now let's do this damn thing, paid for by the shame acclaim
for Chairman of the UW WPF, the Underpaid Women in the Workplace
Foundation. Brother.
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Like, subscribe, pull your pecker out, touch it, and, you
know, do your thing. That's great to be back, guys.
Certainly is. Is it beautiful?
Beautiful Is it beautiful week? Thursday Night Football is

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already underway. Shane's pressing me for this
last playoff spot right now. Pressing.
He's pressing me hard. Shane again.
And then he did. And then I.
And then I gave him. I gave him life.
I gave him life support. I never give up, just so you
know. I injected him with some some
juice. Some rice.

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And then all of a sudden, he's back.
You filled me up with some rice,dude, and I had all the all the
carbs I needed for the last fouror five weeks.
I hydrated your rice. And you took his squish away
from him All in all while doing so also.
Yeah, squish. It still hurts.
There's still an empty spot in my soul.
I took the squish and the waddleand and all of a sudden now he's

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doing good. Oh man, but walls turn up there.
What? I mean, what can you?
Do we do have a live game going on right now?
Patriots are up 2414 over The Jets with 638 left to go in the
4th, 4th and seven. It's like the Pats are about to
kick a field goal and that should pretty much seal it,
right? Sexiest field goal you'll ever
kick. Dude that.

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Those jerseys got me hard dude. Rock fucking solid dude.
I almost got just into a spit take.
What's going on with these jerseys?
I'm gonna have to look them up. What's so special about?
Them, they just look sweet. They're just different.
They look like blue Jean jerseysto me from here and they're just

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like old school letters and styling.
It's it. It the blue is nice.
It's a it's a nice hue of blue. This OC is that I don't want to
say that. Can someone else say that?
I don't want to say that. Smothered nuts and covered
butts. Weekly Review

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Justin Humphreys and hot water after leaked audio suggests he
doesn't actually watch football.Oh man, that's it's obvious at
this point. I know.
I know who that is. I'm just going to go out.

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I'm just going to be blunt and say it.
I know who that is. I was I was having a hard time
trying to disguise the voice too, because there's a certain
part of the the clip where it gives it away.
There's a certain part where youcan hear the penis slip out of
his mouth. Shane, Jason Biggs, you guys

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got, I mean, don't, don't, don'tput it out there.
And say it. Don't tease us.
You know you guys have an. Idea of who it could be.
Oh yeah. Dude, I'll slap it right on the
table right now, OK? All right, now don't do it.
Yeah, Biggs, you got an idea whothat could be?
Don't say it. Don't say it if you know it, but
you're muted right now. You're muted to be.
There you go. Can't figure it out, boss.

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OK. All right.
We'll come back around to it, play one more time and then
we'll we'll go ahead and move on.
Justin Humphreys and hot water after leaked audio suggests he
doesn't actually watch football all.
Right. Go ahead, Jay.

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All right, well this week the Spider Man parts really drive me
out. The Rosebuds one O 6 to 97.
I almost had a comeback but it came up short.
I got the Root beer award of theweek.
The Dark Side dealers removed the J from Team Sestito 128 to
113. The Carnegie Cookie Monsters
gave the Eskimo brothers their second loss of the season, 126

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to 114, in the Upset of the Week.
Let's go. Sorry, let's go.
Upset of the week. Let's go.
Sorry. Sorry, Jay.
Timmy Make theme face was wiped clean by the Scrub Daddies 127
to a poor man 62 in the Try HardFail Easy award to make theme
face. The old Snook was rubbed raw by

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the Hilltop Gays 192 to the 68 in the Ray Ping Award, the Gays
Poor Little Puppy Award to the Snooks, and finally the little
bows were covered and Pat the Chewy by the grateful Zeds 154
to 110 Disgust together. Disgust.

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Disgust together. Well, I listen.
I didn't think there was a snowball's chance in hell I was
beating Mike last week. I even bet against myself on
King of the Hill. And I think I'm pretty sure Mike
was talking a little bit of shiton the podcast about it too.
So he text me about what was it it was like.

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Oh, yeah, he said. He was.
He was like, well, you're gonna be what he say.
Yeah, he. Said you're actually gonna beat
me without, without Chase in thestarting lineup.
Listen, my squad goes deep. I might not.
They might not be the, the, the best scorers, like they might
not have the highest scores, buteverybody on my roster throws up
points every week. And last week was particularly

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rough 'cause I had like four or three or four people on bias.
I had Jamar Chase, DAC, Prescott, a bunch, a bunch of my
starters were on BI, so it's basically my B team playing.
So I was, I was happy the boys, I was proud of the boys.
Hell yeah. Do you guys strong, you know,
lead strong out. And this team, this game was
supposed to be the game of the week as well, but I just

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apparently forgot to put it on there.
Just so you know, I'm looking. There is no game of the week
this week. I missed the announcement of the
ABIW award also. So that's OK.
I'll set in there. Some live chatter in the group
text. Vince Blenn says fuck the Sad
Puppy Award. I mean, just you just got to

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stop putting up so little pointsand then you won't get it.
I mean, yeah, and you. And to be fair, Mcteamface would
have got the Sad Puppy award this week, but you got tripled
in points by your opponent, Vince.
I mean just. Trounced.
You had to have it, unfortunately, even though you
did have six more points than than Team Mcteamface, who also

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deserves A secondary Sad Puppy award if you will, if that makes
you feel better. The only good thing about this
week was I got free root beer. Yeah, that's always good to get
that award. Sponsors by Root Beer this week.
Pretty, pretty disappointed in in my team's performance.
Lost by 9 points. Barkley had a a bit of a

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stinker. Garrett Wilson goes out during
the game, scores 0 points. Three out of four weeks with an
egg. Kincaid didn't didn't step up.
Josh Downs didn't step up. I mean, there was just a lot of
potential on my starting lineup where just they just didn't
perform. I I got to have a talk with them
and and really. Just got to sit them down and.

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Yeah, we got to have a players only meeting.
Actually, I'm going to stay out of it.
They're going to have a players only meeting.
I'm going to make them and they got to get their shit together.
A Coaches. A coaches directed players only.
Yeah, yeah. Tim 192 Highest score of the
season so far. No, we've crossed 200, haven't

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we? Well, not in this league.
In the Fogger we have it's. The Fogger.
OK, I got confused. Sorry.
OK, So I'm not trying to take anything away from you, Timmy.
I thought you. I thought you were the one that
I'd done before as well. So.
We got close to 300 a couple times in the Fogger league.
But that's right, OK. Is that accurate, Tim?
Highest scorer thus far this season.
Yeah, highest score since we've been on the Sleeper app for for

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this league, not the Fogger league.
And if that's correct, I also believe because I got the award
for the highest percentage like you know is correctly setting
your line up, that means you could have had higher than that
then. Mm hmm.
It was like, I think I, I think the highest was like 198 I could
have got. That's still gross, dude.
Dude, it's terrifying. The gays are throbbing and it's

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like. It's.
Terrifying. And they are like, they're not
just throbbing, but they, they've given, they've given all
of their like care for people's like space and all of their
decency completely to the wind. They're just throwing it around.
Yeah, they're, they're forcing themselves upon this.
I wasn't. I wasn't.
There's collateral damage left and right.

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It's disgusting. They chose a lifestyle and
they're forcing it upon us. The gays were throwing away
their future also because not only did they trade away their
first round pick next year, but they were trying to trade it
away for the following year for an even more star-studded
lineup. However, that picked or that
trade did not go through so. Same here dude.

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I was willing, I was. I had a trade on the trade
block. That was my next year's first
and 2027's first. And.
The person was like, no, I'm OK.I'm guessing this, Jeff.
How would you guess holy? Shit.
Why? Because he he put it out in the
group chat that he was one firstround picks.
Yeah, Jeff is a habitual. I wanna trade, but I'm.

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That's fair. And I cover my full time.
I was like, This is why on the last episode I was like this why
I don't trade with Jeff because dude, you can give him the moon
and he'll be like, it's not enough stars.
He's like. Shit, no, I'm out, he says.
Open for business. And then he, he, he.
Wasn't open for business. He just wanted he just wanted
everyone to come to him and and hobble at his feet for a few
days. Then he kicked you out.

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We're good. Yeah, Jeff.
'S very Jeff's, very Austrian. But then when it comes time to
transact, he all of a sudden youhear, you hear from the from the
background, It creeps in. Yeah.
I also proposed the trade of Jeff.
I think it was next year's second round pick in 2027's

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first round pick for somebody that's like, not, I mean, it
wasn't like a, it wasn't his best player by any means or
anything like that. But why don't we just stop
beating around the Bush? Why don't we just lay them out
there since they're all off the table anyways?
Yeah, I'll go first. If you want me to.
No, I I did next year's first, this year's second, and Tony
Pollard for. Judkins.

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Yeah, for Judkins. He didn't take that.
Nope. Yeah, and I, I went for Judkins
too. I gave him this year's this
Coming year second and 2027's first for for Quinn Shawn.
And is Quinn Shawn Judkins his best running back?
Yeah, and I mean, he's young andCleveland.
Cleveland, they always just run on the rock.

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So I mean, he's, he's, he's lining up to.
And he missed, he missed all allof training camp and pre season
in like the first six games and came in and lit it up.
If he wasn't injured, he'd be doing even better right now.
So I mean, you can't fight that.Timmy.
What? What'd you offer?
It wasn't anything to Jeff. Oh, OK, I thought you.
Said I sent him a hypothetical because it was before I made the

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trade with Jacobs. I was going around the league
like looking at different teams and I was.
And it wasn't for a running backeither.
It was for for CD Lamb. I sent him basically the same
trade that that what's his name Vinny and I executed.
However, I changed out for. Jacobs.

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Yeah. OK, you, you've dude, I was
trying to figure out who the hell Jacob was for the last 35
seconds. Was anybody else 'cause he was
like, I made a trade with Jacob.I'm like, who the?
Fuck for Jacob. Sorry, sorry.
Who is Jacob? I was.
Like do we have a Jacob of our league?
He's the same person who Kyle was.
It was. Very.
It was, It was very similar to that, but my trade with Vince
had already gone through. So it was just I was, I sent him

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a text to ask him about it and he said no, he wouldn't have
done it either. See, Jeff is.
A trade edger, he likes to he edges you all the way with that
trade and then and then he shutsit down.
He said Nope, I'm actually saving myself for for next year.
I sent him two first, obviously first this year, first next year
for CD Lamb. It, it was originally A2 firsts

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for Lamb and I wanted a third round from him and he and
nothing, no response. So today I sent him another one,
just two firsts for Lamb straight up and he still didn't
didn't respond to it. I'm like, what do you want for
him? 16 firsts like Jesus Christ, are
you kidding me? Hey, and then so how many of you
actually believe Vince has a a trade locked up for Breece Hall,

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right? Yeah.
None of us did. Did you see one come through
yet? No, everyone.
Everyone called his. He probably got a third or a
second for him and he's like does anyone got a first?
I have 7 firsts lined up. He's already got a Lygard that
got locked in and he's got. All right, so let's talk about
it for a second because he's in the group chat right now talking
about Breece Hall. What do you guys think Breece
Hall is realistically worth as far as like players or draft

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picks or? Whatever.
Breeze Hall, the player is a beast.
The problem is he's at he's withNew York.
They would not trade in this year.
They keep fucking him over left and right.
I don't know if he's if they're going to keep him next year,
they're going to do something toget rid of him.
If he leaves that team, he's worth so much more almost
anywhere else he goes because he's a monster.
They agree The Jets are just ruining him professionally in

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real life and and fantasy. So given all the uncertainty, I
would say he, in my opinion, he's worth a second and, you
know, second plus a second and aplayer of a position that Vince
needs. But in Vince's mind, he wants a
first and A and a second and probably a player that he likes.
Probably, but I mean, I I do understand Vince's standpoint of
wanting the 1st as well because we are a running back.

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It's limited league, you know. But we only you only have to
start two yeah 4 wide receivers and if you want to in your
flexes. But Reese is a bona fide
starter. There's no competition for him,
So. So I get the hesitation, but
it's just I'm. Not he's going to be useless.
Yeah, yeah. He's going to keep doing what
he's been doing. You might get one random Flash

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game where he puts up 22 points and everything else is going to
be between 6:00 and like 14 points.
Vince is claiming that Wayne offered him a first round pick
and he also says Breece Hall's going to be traded next year.
Can you guarantee that? Does he got somebody on the
inside? It doesn't sound like it.
I will say, I will say this, I will say this.

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That trade I talked about earlier with the hypoth or not
the hypothetical, but the 2027 first round pick, I sent that
one to Vince. So he did receive at least one,
but it was for the 2027 season. I'm not saying that he's not
worth a first. I would offer him a first, it's
just that for the uncertainty around it worthiness I think

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he's probably worth an early 2nd, which is essentially a late
1st anyway so. It's, it's, it's, it's close.
He's right on the edge. He could be.
I mean, he could be a superstar.Dude, if he goes to my God,
dude, there's Imagine if Breeze Hall ended up in Kansas City.
Are you fucking kidding me? He almost did.
Now you have an All Star but if he goes somewhere shitty where

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running backs go to die you justwasted a fucking whatever pick
you know? Look at Sam Darnold, dude.
Or if he's Jetson, he's great. Wayne says he sent a second
round pick and a player for Bruce Hall.
And so not a first. So not a first.

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And Vinny says Bruce Hall wants out and he wants out.
Yeah, that doesn't matter. He doesn't have any choice in
his future. That's a problem.
Yeah. I mean in the NFL.
You're The Jets. Even if his if his contract runs
out, The Jets can franchise him over and over again.
But but how many years? Two or three?
They got a limit. I think you can do it as long as

(24:48):
you want now and it it just the price just like keeps going to
keep. Rising, Yeah.
So I think the second year it's like.
And that money's guaranteed, right?
Yeah, it's like the top five, you average the top five paid in
the position and then the secondyear is like do that plus 20%
and then the third year is like do that, but plus 30 or 40%.

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So the price just keeps increasing each year they do it.
The problem with running back position is that that position's
price isn't really rising like the other players are.
Quarterbacks, even defensive players, you see Lyman now
getting their defensive lineman now getting paid hundreds of
millions of dollars. Running backs are still getting
contracts. They're they're kicking, they're
destroying each year, but they're getting contracts for

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like 30 like. 'Cause there's so many now every
team has like. And they run out.
You only have 3-4 years prime time with a running.
Vinny Vinny claims that Wayne did offer him a first round pick
verbally. No, no record of that, but
verbal. That doesn't matter.
That's not, that's not an offer.That's some bullshit.

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That's. That's a Jeff trade right there.
All right, but actually let's get into the free agents and the
trades because there's a there'sa, there's one trade that I
definitely want to touch base onthat did actually come to
fruition all. Right, let's RIP it up.
Free agency acquisition. The Rosebuds picked up Jacobi
brisket, a moist brisket, not a dry one, and the gays landed

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Chris Rodriguez back onto their playground.
Surf for some, for some more. No tell.
Touchy, touchy time. Not wrong button, sorry.
No, keep that one. Tim waivers and bids.
The Gays acquired Tyler Lockhartfor $9.

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Yeah, back on the team. He was one of my original
keepers back in pre 2020 era. God damn it was I remember it
like it was yesterday. I it was between him and Dak
Prescott as my final keeper and I couldn't make up my mind and I

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decided to keep Prescott and he broke his leg in half that year.
Oh that's right. God damn.
And Lockhart. Lockhart had a bad ass year.
He. Blew up.
I think Matt, Matt or Jimmy tookhim that year.
It was Matt took him that year and then he ended up.
On Jimmy's and Jimmy had him andhe was tearing up for him.

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One of those random picks that Jimmy landed with.
Yep, I like that. That's crazy, dude.
Lock has been around forever, but he's a monster.
You got to give him his props. Oh yeah, alright, so we had.
Super underrated early super underrated.
Oh, yeah, And he was underrated late.
Might he be underrated right now?
He's back with he's with Pete, with Pete Carroll right now.

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So. Yeah, I don't remember where
he's at now, I think. I think Oakland.
Right. All right.
Yep, they're in Las Vegas. Oakland, that shows you what
error we're from. All right, let's set up the
trades. The Cookie Monsters traded away.
Ken Walker for a first rounder next year.

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Snook sent Josh Jacobs over to the gays in return for a
worthless Reek Hill. I'm always injured.
Romeo Dobbs in a first rounder next year.
Jason, Jeff and Tim jerked each other off in a three-way trade
for $1.00 in fab each that was actually worth nothing.
It reeked of flamboyancy. The little of bows added Brock

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Purdy in the second rounder nextyear while sending away Kasham
Beatay to the Rosebuds. And finally, Spider Man Parts
sent every Saints quarterback inthe book over to the Diddlers in
return for a 2026 third rounder.Color me shocked.
Shocked. I think we can all agree,

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though, that the biggest, most important trade of that is the
$1.00 F double AB Going, going, going, going, gone.
Dude, it's, you know, players are one thing.
They're replaceable money. You can't replace money.
Yeah, once it's not fun. Yeah.
It's not like it comes back every year.
It's it's gone. It's not.
Like people or anything anyways.Wait, you're you seem a little

(29:11):
quick to to skate by this. I think he's mad because he
didn't get included in the. Exactly, but I know why he
didn't include me, Jake, becauseI'm out of fab.
This. This, this smells this this has
a slight whiff of team sharing to me for some reason I don't
know well this. Was collusion on every level.
I don't care if nobody else cameout on top and they all ended up

(29:31):
the same. This is the definition of
collusion. More than one team working
together to the same end goal. That's going to better
themselves. You guys all feel better by
themselves. But but did we better ourselves
though? It's about the feeling, Jay.
I don't know. And you were about to talk about
how awesome it was, so I'm OK. All right, we want to talk about

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the feeling. Do you call it?
Do you? Do you say yourself is doing
collusion when you when you touch yourself and make yourself
feel better? Is that collusion?
Is it, You know what? I have a lot of conflicting
feelings about that, Jay, but we're not going to get into.
That now or or when a when a man, a man and his wife get

(30:12):
together and they they have somefeel good time is that
collusion? All right, listen, I'm really
just Jelly, I'll admit it, because we finally had a
three-way trade and I wasn't a part of it, OK?
Is that what you want to hear? All right, well, and you know
what, I'm sorry, I actually I didn't initiate the trade, so I
wasn't the one who put that out there.
And if you are out of F double AB then well then that's your

(30:33):
fault piece of. Shit, I thought you were so
apologetic that you're like no fuck you.
Who initiated it? I want their name first and last
middle initial I. Think it was just security.
Number. Yeah, that's.
That makes it so much better slash worse.

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Well, it has to be 1 of you 3. What do you does it though?
Does it? Wait, can you initiate trace
between other two? I can.
Can you guys blow? Dude that.
Oh my God. Like you send a trade offer.
I think you guys should do this.I think it's best for both of
you all. Right.

(31:15):
So listen, while we're still talking about trades, I hate to
keep bringing it up, but then hejust sent me a trade offer.
Jamar Chase me giving up Jamar Chase for Breece Hall in a.
Second, I hope I don't do it. Down immediately.
I shot it down. If there's not A at least a
first attached to that Breece Hall in the first still is not,
in my mind, necessarily worth Jamar Chase.
No, there's there's a few peoplethat you don't just trade away

(31:38):
in fantasy and Jamar Chase is 1.You need you need his.
Team. You need his.
Whole team I was. I was a con tear away from
sending Vincentrade were. A yeah, Chase is going going
off. Yeah, I'm not.
I'm not letting him go, but I was a con tear away from sending
Vinnie a trade offer for a firstround pick and Jacoby Myers for

(32:00):
Breece Hall. What do you guys think about
that? Jacoby, just wait till I'm good.
Myers. No, you don't fucking want him.
No, I would give him up. Oh, OK, OK.
No, you don't. Need and the first rounder.
Dude, you do not need. What do you mean?
And the first rounder for Bruce Hall.
Jacobean first. Yes.
Jacobean a second. OK.

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You think that's better? He's not going to take it either
way, dude. You can offer him whatever you
want. If Jamar Chase isn't attached to
that deal, he's not going to give it to you.
You're probably right. You're barking up the wrong
tree. That's probably right.
There's there's a handful of people I don't trade with
because you just, it just doesn't work.
Listen, I am in the I am in the in the market for a running

(32:42):
back. My, my opinion of the season has
changed. I've been on a little bit of a
an upward swing and I feel like a a strong, strong running back
to get in there with Rico Dowdell could, could, could send
me into the late, the late hoursof the league this year.
So. Wait, do you got Rico?

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Oh yeah. Who's your second running back?
I got Travis at the end, I got DeAndre Swift, I got Creed.
I got a Hunt, but he's not doinganything.
I just tried to trade it away. All three of those guys are on
the downswing. Man, that's really a shame.
Swift is still splitting carrieswith Manon Guy, But if if Manon

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Guy keeps doing what he's doing,it's only be a matter of time
before he's the lead back. 60 percent, 40% him and Swift.
What was that trade analyzer youyou sent me last year?
I'll send it to you right now toanswer the question, Shane.
Yes, I can initiate a trade witheverybody.
It'll include me in it, but I don't have to.
But you can't do it if you're not initiate if you're not in
it, right? Yeah.

(33:45):
Oh yeah. I mean it will show.
You can do it without you. Show me being in it but it but I
won't be it'll just show me as empty it just like I'm just
there. Look at this.
Look at this. Oh man, we we just learned a
whole new. Color me surprise, dude.
We have a whole, we have a a newwrinkle and the, and the trade

(34:09):
deadline coming up. Holy shit, Dicks.
So for everyone listening, initiate a three at least three
team trade and you can swap other two teams players without
including yourself and give themsuggestions.
Yeah, if you just have good ideas and you think other people
suck at what they're doing, justsend them a.
Just give them an idea, give them a little push.

(34:31):
You're. Both garbage.
I think you should do this. Man, yeah, but I took part in an
actual trade, did send away Brock Purdy and the second
rounder for next year to get thebooty.
I feel like I finally got my running back situation handled
and now all of my receivers are just crippled.

(34:53):
Dude. That's how it is, man.
It's like it's impossible to getall three and I buy all three.
I mean quarterback, wide receiver, running back, tight
end is always iffy for me or youknow, come and go.
But it's impossible to get all three of those on the up dude at
the same time. Like it's always one of those
sections have have an issue. You got Josh Allen right now,

(35:14):
the quarterback. You're sealed.
And then and then, yeah, you gotSquish and McCaffrey at running
back looking great. You know, even at The Jets, I
felt great with Garrett Wilson. He usually put up enough, but
now he's on IR so I bring booty in.
He's not healthy yet, he's stillout.
Josh Downs is auto buy this week.

(35:35):
Fucking just I I got Jalen Waddle that I can rely on right
now and then a bunch of tight ends that are up and down.
It's right, it's slim pickings, right?
I'm so happy we have deep IRS dude because I have like 5 or 6
people on IR right now. As leader of the gays, I get
extremely hard when you guys talk about tight ends being up

(35:57):
and down. Gross.
Then do we have any eggs to talkabout?
It's. Because I'm one.
I'm just looking forward to another WE.
Got at least one. Great that you brought that up.
OK, All right, let's take a lookat last week's eggs.

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Why don't we? We have 3 to investigate and
let's start off with Timmy Mcveen face, if you Scroll down
on his lineup to his second widereceiver, DJ Moore.
Last week, guys, the Chicago Bears, they were hosting the New
York Giants. What a game that was, fellas.
It was a 24 to 20 shoot out withthe Bears coming out on top.
But you know who didn't come outon top?

(36:38):
In fact, came out on bottom, if you will, as leader of the gays.
I love it when guys come on the bottom and I'm talking about DJ
Moore. 0 catches on 4 yes, 4 targets and one absolute egg.
Egg Alert. Egg alert.

(36:59):
Egg alert. All right, let's scrub over one
picture in my photo album and let's talk about one of the guys
that's with us tonight. I'm talking about the Rosebuds.
If you Scroll down to that exactsame position, the first wide
receiver position on his team, you'll find OG Spot Wilson.
Yes, Garrett Wilson, The New York Jets with a great match up

(37:22):
against the Cleveland Browns last week. 2 defensive
juggernauts going at it with each other and two teams without
a quarterback. However, The Jets have Garrett
Wilson, or do they? They left him back in New York
and that's where the game was. But where was Wilson?
Nowhere to be found. 0 catches, 3 targets and one absolute egg

(37:44):
egg. Alert egg.
Alert Egg alert. Our great friend Wayne, the dark
side Diddlers. You don't have to scroll far on
his roster to find his egg. If you look at the very top, oh,
what's this, Jaden Daniels out? He must not have had another

(38:06):
quarterback to play. Wrong.
Justin Fields down in his lineup.
He was there, he was available. He played.
Jaden Daniels didn't play. No attempts, no completions, 0
rushes, 0 touchdowns and one absolute egg.
Egg Alert. Egg alert.

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Egg alert. All right, three eggs.
We can make an omelet this week I guess, but it's kind of a weak
1 so hopefully next week we can get some more.
I mean 22 omelets in a row. Nothing.
Nothing to shake our heads at. Nothing weak about that, Tim.
But as we mentioned earlier today in in the group chat chat,

(38:52):
the Commission has been tired and we have been looking for all
different ways to to improve theadministration.
And Speaking of that, here we go.

(39:27):
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Who Wants to Be an
Administrator? The only game show where power,
punishment and pure fantasy chaos collide.
Tonight, your host, the administration themselves.

(39:47):
Good evening PNGPL members. I'm Jason, your attc and your
host for the evening, and I'm joined by the one and only the
Ath assistant to the hoax host, owner of the Scrubbing Bubbles,
Comish. And I'm Shane been doing this

(40:13):
for 12 long bald years. I've seen things no man should
see. Trade vetoes, late lineup
changes, and God help me, Dick pics in the group chat.
He's just joking, folks. Mostly.
Anyway, let's meet tonight's brave contestant.

(40:40):
Welcome on to the show, Tell theleague who you are and why you
think you've got what it takes to join the administration.
Hey guys, I'm Biggs, also known as the voice of the Prime League
podcast. It's weird, you had me as the
announcer as well as the contestant.
Are you just making this up as you go?

(41:10):
Aren't we always? You think you're ready?
You're not ready. Whoa, you guys are killing me.
Well, let's get started. Question one for 100 points, A

(41:36):
league member forgets to set their line up and has people
starting with buys. What's the correct
administrative response? A Politely remind them again.
B Publicly shame them in the group chat and create a skit
about it on the podcast. C Lock their roster and post a
meme of Ed Gein labeled Commissioner Shane.

(41:58):
D Do nothing. Chaos is the true fantasy.
I'd have to say this is probablyan easy one to me.
I was thinking D for a second but we don't need that much
chaos. We already got collusion.
I'm I'm going to have to say BI,might have to say B.

(42:20):
Public shaming. I think that's the best way.
Is that your final answer? That's my final answer, Sir,
Yes. Correct.
Public ridicule builds the best character.
Worked well for me at least. No, you are absolutely right.

(42:42):
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
How's that? Right.
That shouldn't. That shouldn't be right.
The script says it's right. OK, well, I guess you got that
right. Moving on.
Wait. Question 2 For 500 points, a
trade comes through between 2 suspiciously close friends.

(43:05):
One side is obviously lopsided. What do you do?
A approve it to avoid the drama.B launch a full investigation
with spreadsheets. C Veto immediately and call them
both idiots. Or D let Shane handle it and
take a nap. Man, I was thinking about B, you

(43:30):
know, but that seems like I taketoo much time, man.
I mean, we don't, you know, the leagues week by week.
We just don't really get enough time to be investigating the
spreadsheets. I said just let Shane handle it.
We all just take a nap. Yeah, I mean, that's right.

(43:51):
I'll take care of it. No, no need for you to do any
more work. Oh, sorry, but that is
incorrect. The correct answer was D no.

(44:14):
I thought I got that correct. You picked the wrong answer.
Oh. Shit, my bad guys, all right.
Whoa, moving on, I. Was going to say there's nothing

(44:36):
else makes sense. Question 3 For 1000 points, A
league member rage quits mid season, drops all their players
and blames the system. What's the appropriate course of

(44:57):
action? A Undo their drops and send a
stern message. B Replace them immediately.
C Ban them from both the league and from civilization.
Or D let Shane send one of his special messages while you pet
your dog. Man, I don't know about this

(45:21):
one, man. Bobby, this was a little tough,
Jay. I think I'm going to use the
lifeline. I'm going to.
I'm going to ask the admin. Oh, great choice.
You can either ask myself or Shane.
I have to say Shane's been just a bit quiet in this game, a

(45:44):
little bit. I think I'm going to ask him.
I'd go with C Drop your players,drop your soul.
Sounded pretty solid. He's confident about it.
Man, I might have to say, see, it is.

(46:04):
Oh. Incorrect.
The correct response is D. We always need to make sure our
pets know what good boys they are.
Yeah, that's. The right.
Are you kidding me? This is a question of what I

(46:28):
would do, and I even answered I'm the Commission.
Well Shane, you may be the Commission of the league, but
here I'm the host and you are the Ath.
Moving on Question 4 for 2000 points, the league champion

(46:54):
wants to make the trophy sexier by gluing on a pair of plastic
feet. What should you do?
A encourage creativity. B Approve it quietly.
C report Shane for even suggesting it or D Ridicule
ridicule the league in impressive fashion.

(47:17):
I'm actually kind of torn between B&C right now, guys, but
I don't know what the right answer is.
So I don't know, man. I'm going to use my Second Life
line now. I got a good friend that I think
I could probably hit up for this.
I know he pays a lot of attention to our show here, so
I'm going to go ahead and give him a ring.

(47:38):
Oh, right, ladies and gentlemen,let's get him on the line.
Howie, Howie, are you there? This is how he felt the Bush and
I'm sick of this podcast. What do you want?
Well, Howie, we were hoping to get your input on the question
that Biggs is in for Who wants to be an administrator?

(48:02):
So the league champion wants to make the trophy sexier by gluing
on a pair of plastic feet. What should you do?
I say go with option E Brutal tome.
I'm out of here. Ready.

(48:25):
Well, I know better than to argue with Howie, so we're just
going to go ahead and lock that in and say it's correct and.
Moving. On.
Yeah, we better not, man. I was about to argue with Howie
man, you know, that's why I called him man.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,final question for 1,000,000

(48:49):
points Biggs for the title of league administrator.
A member complaints that the commissioner is corrupt and
claims a waiver system is rigged.
What's your move? A Openly debated and show proof.

(49:10):
B Gas like them until they doubtreality.
C suspend them for disrespectinghis authority.
D Let Shane handle it while you post a funny meme.
Oh man, damn man, this got really tough towards the top end

(49:32):
of this point. Totem here.
I'm going to have to say I don'twant to climb this far and not
be able to do this here. So I think I'm going to use my
last lifeline. I'm going to ask somebody out
there in the audience. Wait, hold on, is that is that?
Gary out there? Oh, all right, let's get the

(49:54):
crowd involved. Announcer man from the sky.
Who do we have here? Hey, that's not funny.
Guys, Guys. Hey, it's it's great to be here.
I'm Gary, as I hope you guys know, I'm a big fan.
I'm the the biggest fan of you actually.
If you ask me and and what I saymatters, you could tell my wife

(50:15):
that also. Thank you, guys.
Thank you. All right, all right.
Can you ask me the question again, please, Jason?
Sure can, Gary. A member complaints that the
commissioner is corrupt and claims the waiver system is
rigged. What's your move?
Openly debated and show proof. Gaslight them until they doubt

(50:38):
reality. Suspend them for disrespecting
my authority or let Shane handleit while you post a funny meme.
Oh God guys I would love to let Shane handle it while I post a
funny meme. And also I I don't doubt that
the Commission would gaslight them until they doubt reality.
But I know the correct answer. He would suspend them for

(51:01):
disrespecting his authority. Oh, so Gary picked C Biggs.
What are you going with? Man, I kind of liked some of his
original answers, but I'm going with C I'm going with C.
Oh. Dang, it's incorrect.

(51:22):
What? How is that incorrect?
Hey, well the correct answer is D.
You know the Prime League podcast.
We love our memes here. My God.
My fucking God. All right guys, I gotta go
missus. Missus Watcher Moan is in the

(51:43):
back waiting for me and she saidshe had a meeting with the pool
guy, so hopefully that meeting is over because those meetings
last like an hour. So all right guys, great talking
to you. I'm out of here.
All right, that was Gary Watchermoan.
My God, this was never going to work, was it Jay?

(52:04):
I still have to do this shit. Right you are Shane.
Looks like our contestant wasn'tup the power to join the
exclusive Administrators administration.
That'll do it for this weeks folks.
Moving on. Man, you guys can't blame me

(52:45):
though, man. I mean, them questions, they got
pretty tough towards the end, man.
Hey, it's it's really going for those life lines.
It's hard showing. It's hard to get into the
administration. Yeah, dude, they were stacked
against against you. This is true.
This is true. Hey, we don't make the rules, we
just try to follow them. That was a good segment, guys.

(53:16):
Bobbin, where'd you go? I'm back.
Am I here? Yeah, you're here.
Didn't answer the question. I'm back.
Hey, shout outs to Howie Felder.Bush, too, man.
We haven't had him on the show in the wild, man.
It was nice that he answered and, you know, get a lifeline
there, you know? Yeah, he sounded no problem.
I mean, it was a great lifeline because no matter what he said,

(53:39):
it was going to be, you know, past just because of how violent
he was. But it's not a great lifeline.
I think he needs help. Yeah, it sounds like it.
I'm worried about it I think. He needs some help.
So them years in the mob dude, he's all I always said how he's
mob minded man. He never come on here not been
ruthless. Then he's always let us know how

(54:00):
bad we we sucked. Well, we that last time we heard
from him was when Gary was in the apartment with him.
I forget what episode it was butyeah, he's a he needs help for
sure. Yeah, how?
He was fucking losing it. Panda bears I need to feel.

(54:23):
Your hands here today from startto finish.
Come on, let's go. Let's let's get this train
rolling. Let's go.
Hey. It's time to go right now.
Master or disaster? All right, it's that time of the

(54:47):
night where we tell you who we think's going to rock and who we
think's going to suck. I don't have anybody listed yet,
guys, so I'm going to go ahead and defer to the second-half and
let somebody else take over, andthen I will wrap it.
Oh, wait, you know what? We never finished off the
mystery Voice, by the way. Oh, we didn't.

(55:08):
Go ahead, Timmy. I completely forgot about that.
Well, real. Quick, let it RIP then I'll go
first in this one. OK, here we go, Mr. Voice.
Justin Humphreys in hot water after leaked audio suggests he
doesn't actually watch football.OK, everyone got their guesses.

(55:29):
Biggs you got. Your it's Mike.
It's Mike. I think it's Jeff.
Everybody at once 120. It is Jeff 3.
Jeff. Jeff.
Hot water, so it's kind of nasally, like he would be up
there with the high elevation. All right, here it is, ready.

(55:52):
Justin Humphreys in hot water after leaked audio suggests.
He doesn't actually watch. Football out of Valley gave him
away water. I just wanted to say Mike
because Hunts always guesses Mike and I thought he was going

(56:13):
to do it again, so I wanted to get there first.
Tim. Tim always puts us there and
filter on him, makes him stop like Mike.
That's fair. It's like a it's like an
immediate throw off. All right?
We all get points. We all win.
We're the best. Did you guys see the most recent

(56:35):
trade that just took place? Yeah, let's talk about it,
Bubbin. Go ahead.
Let's talk. What is it out there?
So we executed the trade Bruce Hall for.
I was gonna counter him, but in 2027's draft class is looking
elite from the research I was doing.

(56:56):
But I just have a feeling Tim's going to fall apart at the end
of the season hard and not do you on me.
Don't put that on him. Yeah, he doesn't have a year.
That's not I feel. Yeah, well, fuck him because I
don't have a name. I don't have my name on that
trophy yet either. Jesus.
And at the end of the day it's acut through cut throat league
so. That's why you guys always lose

(57:17):
right there. Cut throat.
I care about you guys. That's why.
That's why I'm coming back rightnow.
Shane, you talk about Jeff beinga Jew with the trades.
Shane, when's the last trade you?
I make trades all the time bro, and they're all fair.
I run them through six or seven different trade analyzers before
I send them because I'm not trying to be caught off guard

(57:37):
looking like a Dick hole. Well, I think Bruce Hall is
going to propel me into the playoffs further than I'm
already slated to go, so. One thing you got working for
you is Braylon Allen's on injured reserve, so he's their
number one. The the thing you got working
against you is that they suck asa whole.
Right. But if he's a shining star and

(57:58):
he's the only running back he's going to get, they're going to
feed him, right? You're a shining anstar.
Don't be jealous about the trade, Shane.
I'm not jealous. I will say Bruce Hall is a great
player to have on your team, fantastic stays healthy because
he does get carries. He is a feature back.

(58:19):
He's a beast. But but he he make sure he stays
on the field because we have known him to, you know, get
banged up a bit. But I mean, if he stays healthy,
though, you can get him 110%. I mean, Bruce Hall can have some
games for you. Listen to how many times Big
said if right there. You know what that tells me?
Players iffy, bro. Trade is iffy, bro.

(58:41):
That's all. That's all tells.
Me Shay does have a bit of a point there because like, yeah,
it's it's all about his durability.
As long as he can stay durable for you though, I think that you
made out with a great player. To be real though, I I your side
of the trades much better. Yes, I I like your side.
I don't know the the opportunityto draft, you know, we don't
know the draft order next year, but the opportunity to draft

(59:02):
Jeremiah Smith or. Yeah, I was just being soft with
you. Like Carmel, dude.
I'd much rather have that first round pick bro.
Yeah, but that's an unknown. You don't know how these guys
are going to perform in the NFL.But you only got, you got a six
year at Max. You got a six year life
expectancy on a running back. Where's How many years has Bees
Hall been here getting raved by the New York Jets?

(59:22):
He's younger than you think though, right?
He's like 20. 4 I'm just saying doesn't.
Matter 'cause he came into the league early.
Yeah, it's. About the years you got wear and
tear on you. Yeah, but he might have an
extra. Year on him then and then it's.
Like so I keep. Him.
But so I keep him till next yearand then whatever equity I have

(59:45):
left in him, I toss him away foranother draft pick or somebody
else. I'm just trying to get it.
I'm trying to keep that championship game.
Yeah, you get like a third roundpick next year and like Keon
Coleman for him. And and and Justin, like you
said you could, I mean, you may not be able to get the first
round there after, you know, youdecide to deal him away, but
even to get a mid round tier outof him.

(01:00:07):
And you might get a steal, you know, from one draft classes
because I'm sure you can still find value within the 3rd, 3rd
and 5th rounds like the first. I'm just being negative because
I wanted the the the pick, all right?
I wanted him, all right. He's going to go somewhere
awesome that actually needs a running back and he's going to
be a fucking monster for the next three goddamn years.
Listen. That's how it stands.
He gets out of there now like. Goddamn it.

(01:00:32):
I was. I was, don't take this as I'm
knocking it because I'm not because I did make a move for
Breece Hall also. But I think the true value in
Hall, as Shane kind of has been alluding to, is next year and
and beyond. My worry this year is that he
wanted out of New York so bad, but he wanted out and they

(01:00:54):
didn't get him out. And so I just worry that at some
point he's going to be like, well, all right, my season's
done. And he's just going to, you
know, pack it in whether he. We're he can't.
Do that right now. He can't do that if he wants to
go somewhere else though. That's not true because he's
already shown that. That's what I was saying.
We're we're week 11 right now. He's already shown that he's a

(01:01:15):
valuable running back. There are so many starving teams
out there right now for that looking for that number one that
has has some some mileage left on their tires, which he does.
He's already shown enough. He could he could do some small
flashes for the next 4 weeks andthen just bounce out of there
next year if they're willing to to.
Let that shit go the Arizona. Imagine a team like even the

(01:01:37):
Arizona Cardinals breakout that has some potential on offense.
You give them a running back nowlike a a solidified #1.
Yeah, because Connor's old. He just had season ending
injury. They have Benson who's not not
showing up the way they wanted him to.
They're messing around with Dem Ricardo and and Knight right now
like they need us all. They want someone they can count

(01:01:59):
on like they they could count onConnor when he was in his prime.
They want that again. They get a running back, they
can compete in the West. I mean, their defense still
wasn't all that bad. I mean Arizona, they.
Just need a good add. They need a good quarterback,
someone that's not 4 1/2 feet tall.
Yeah, 'cause Murray is inconsistent, you know, he is
especially. He he, he wants to pull the he

(01:02:22):
wants to pull the ball down too quick and then he wants to run.
Would you argue, though, that Reese Hall is a better running
back and has more upside than Rico Dowdle?
Oh yeah. Would you argue, would you argue
that he has more upside than DeAndre Swift?
Oh yeah, absolutely. I think Dowdle has more upside
than than DeAndre Swift. Would you say that he has more

(01:02:44):
than? Travis.
Yes. ETN is another back that like
Swift and ETN you go back to like 20 so.
Inconsistent. I mean, them guys were boss back
in 2021. Yeah, but they're inconsistent.
They've been inconsistent their whole career, at least over the
last three years. Dude, they had ETN Swift.
They'll both have like a game that's like 2830 fantasy points

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and then they'll put up one that's like.
Yeah. Swift hasn't scored less than 10
points since week one this year.So it's been beasting on that,
that that Chicago offense this year, he's this is the first.
Time he's really been clicking. But he hasn't like had.
No. He's not putting up big numbers
though, no. But it's it's like it's
respectable. Menonga is the one that's been

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putting up big numbers over there and that was over the last
only last like 3 weeks basically.
And also keep in mind I had two first round picks so I still
have one. I'm not showing on your your,
your deal there. That's huge.
Yeah, dude, no, I. Didn't want to give them both.
Though I made AI made a move forhim also Bob.
And like I said, like I said, I wasn't knocking it.
I just I feel that his true value is in the future.

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Yeah, it's not this year. I don't think you're going to
you're not going to get what youwant this year.
I think if you're looking for like league winning potential,
but but beyond, yes, keep that motherfucker.
Do not, do not fuck around like he did with Ken Walker last year
and go back and forth. Yeah, because he'll be he'll be
one of the top free agent running backs next year.
He'll be on the top free agent running backs.
Yeah, just. Hold on the hall, if he gets out

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of there, I mean kind of where he goes.
You imagine they even pair him up in Pittsburgh how they have
with Warren. Yeah, because they're not
getting they, they thought they drafted Johnson and they thought
they were going to get a lot more than they got.
I mean, that'd be fierce for Pittsburgh.
Man, that. Warren's a beast, bro.
Potential wise, the backfield they probably had since like

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Bettison, Parker, you know you got potential with that
backfield now because Warren cando a lot of things Halt can do.
It's just there's like kind of different style running backs,
but they both can catch for you,they both can run for you.
Yeah, well, Halt can catch he's he's just built a lot bigger
than than Warren is, but Warren's probably a little bit

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more flexible. We got to get back on track
where we at see Segment 3. Yeah, I was just about to say it
to me. You want to hit it out?
Cover Jason's. Master or disaster?

(01:05:17):
All right, as we said, it's timefor us to pick who we think's
going to rock and who we think'sgoing to suck.
Tell you what, we took so much time that I got my notes
together. So I'll go ahead and kick it off
my master this week. I'm going to go with Wood Marks.
He's the running back from Houston.
And. Houston is at Tennessee this
week, AKA the Swiss cheese defense.

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So I think that Woody Marks is going to run all over and make a
whole bunch of marks on the backside of Tennessee.
My disaster. I'm going to go with RJ Misses
Hervey and he's going to look like Misses Hervey running the
football. He's the running back for
Denver. Denver is at Kansas City and I
don't know if you guys have heard of Kansas City or not, but

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they're pretty good. I'm going to go with RJ Misses
Hervey as my disaster this week.Oh shit, Tim, I, I hope you're
wrong on that second one becauseI have RJ Harvey as my starting
running back. I hope you're right on that
first one 'cause I have Mr. Woody Marks.
That's my scene. All right, well, my master this

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week is Mr. Bijon Mustard Robinson.
Dude, he's facing Carolina. I know he's been shoddy over the
last few weeks with 20 yards, 60yards, 80 yards, not too much,
no touchdowns. But Carolina just got punched,
just got pounded harder than just 10's mom on a mild Tuesday

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by the windless Saints and theircomplete absence of an offense
people wouldn't say on Tyler Algernon might be better, but I
think he forgot his flowers. It's only going to touch a few
of you out there. The sleeper wrap is lit up
green. I'm about to be lighting up some
green. And Bijon is going to be chewing
up some green all the way to theend zone and most likely

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numerous times this week. My faith is in him, my master
Bijon Robinson this week. Disaster.
JCM parentheses Bill. I was having a difficult time
with this one until I rememberedthat Jacori Kroski Dash Merritt
hasn't put up more than six fantasy points in the game since
Week 5. Which makes just tickles my my

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lower belly because I was tryingto get him early on and the man
himself wouldn't let him go. Little Bill couldn't score on a
drunk senator at a Capitol Hill freak off, let alone surging
Miami defense that just crumpledJosh out in the Bills last week.
That's why Bill Bellamy, Dash Merritt is my disaster for Week
11. That was a good one, Shay.

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Moving on, Jason's master, Ashton Gente, the man of plenty.
Or if you drafted him, not so plenty.
But anyways, Jason has faith in him this week, thinks he's going
to do a good job. His disaster.
Nick has a Chinese Chubb. I believe that's Nick Chubb.

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He plays for Houston. No, Chubb plays.
Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, Houston, I'm
looking up. He's behind Woody Marks.
Oakland. What's what's what's more funny?
Woody Marks playing for Houston or Nick Chubb, Both of them
technically named after Dicks. And a woody or a chub.

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Marks. Marks wouldn't be like an
adjective, right? Because.
Because Chubb is an adjective. So.
You could say I got a Chubb or Igot a Woody.
Anyways, my master's going to bejailing from the pitch with
Steelers, and my disaster is going to be Tyrone Tracy, who

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I've never even heard of from the New York Giants.
I'm shit, I'm like that. And don't say you never heard of
him. He had a great year last year.
You. Never heard of him, I love you.
Fuck Tracy. King of the Hill, King of the

(01:09:28):
Hill. King of the Hill, King of the
Hill. King of the Hill, King of the
hill, King of the. Hill.
King of the. Hill.
King of the. Hill King.
Of the hill hold on a second. Hit the Undo button.

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I'm going to do this. No, hold on a second.
I'm going to do the intro, but Tim, can you highlight over this
for me? You're green humps.
Can you highlight over this for me?
No, I'm blue. No, I'm blue.
Yeah, mine I'm. Blue.
We're all blue to ourselves. OK.
I was trying. Do you guys not realize that

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I've been trying to line this, this whole color scheme up as
according to this since day one?I mean, this is 4 years.
Come on. I'm working hard on this.
I thought I was messing up. All right, Well, fuck it.
All right. Well, we all lost last week,
which means it's still anyone's game.

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What do you got, Timmy? OK, last week I took Jay over
Matt and Matt put an L in my column, so I'm going to go ahead
and take Remy over Wayne this week.
I thought you were going to say stalking for some reason.
Jay's back so he can read his own.

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Yeah, I'm back. Nick has got a got a tiny chug
from a disaster, just in case anyone didn't read that
properly. But this week I'm going Wayne
over R.E.M. I think it's a good week to pick
Wayne going up against another loser in the league in R.E.M.

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Loser versus loser action. Hopefully I get one better loser
here. Why's this all jacked up?
What's going? On here.
All right, Well, last week I picked Mike over Humpy.
That was a loss. And this week I'm taking Jeff

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over. Jacob, Jacob, Jacob.
Jacob, Jacob, I like it. Pick against me gives me more
power. I'm sorry this is my best
thoughts. I don't have very good picks
left. I didn't do what I did the last
two years and plan. Yeah, and I don't have many
picks left either. I, I, it says on the dock my

(01:12:01):
Swami is still available. Is that true?
Because I used a swami. Oh no, your swami's gone.
That's, that's me messing up. Sorry.
Last. Week.
Sorry. What?
Sorry, I was, I was. I thought that somebody saw out
a swami left, but no, it looks like everyone's gone.
Well, there's Tim's unnecessary step for the day.
I last week I took Mike over myself and we all thought that

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was going to happen and it didn't, so I lost.
But this week I'm taking Jimmy over Zach.
Marmar's back and I'm taking Jimmy over Zach.
Marmar's back, Jimmy over Zach. Yeah, because you would have one
more win right now humping and be closer to the lead.
But because you took chose me twice I took away.
Remember that whole situation you just you just stayed at your
same level. That's right.

(01:12:49):
And holy shit can someone fix this because my OCD is going
crazy. I'm not going to be able to make
it. Through just keep pressing undo.
Carefully, I already tried that.Nothing's worked all right.
I got to get past this all right.
Where we at? And King of the Hill segment
sponsored by Humphreys Homes, where you can buy, sell, build
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We're trash and just throw us away.

(01:13:48):
All right, is it me? Sorry.
Last week went two and two. Not a bad record overall.
Two and two this week. That's all we have.
I was probably supposed to writesomething there, wasn't I?
No, you always flare off the topof your your tongue because
you're OK. Well, one thing I do want to say
about last week, Kamish, I threwthat whole tenor on your bet and

(01:14:09):
it. I got it, yeah.
It hit big time. Our accounts back in the green,
we're back in the flush. What?
Was it like 19 or something? We won, so is that where we're
sitting at? We got we got $20.25 in the
account right now I think. So, yeah, yeah.
For game one, the prop bets, Jay, what do you got?
Awesome. Oh yeah.

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My prop bets. I'm going to go right along with
my master pick. I'm going to go with Woody Marks
making marks all over the Tennessee defense and he's going
to go over 61 1/2 yards rushing.That's Houston at Tennessee this
Sunday at 1:00. That's his fucking, that's his
over 61 1/2 and what that is. Pretty wild, yeah.

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They know something we don't know right there.
He had he had 82% of the snaps last week and he's playing the
number like 28th defense againstrushing.
Yeah, we're, we're looking for Woody Moore to get hurt, I
think. Watch out, don't say that Jason.
Just something is fucking going on.
Dropped like 20 bucks on it but not since Jason said that.

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I'm not. I'm just well.
Don't listen to me either because I'm O for like 7 in the
past seven. Weeks he's going to end up with
like 64, but on some bullshit. Something happened, he'd get
penalties called back or something.
All right, go ahead. But yeah, I'm going on Tampa Bay
Buffalo over 48 1/2, but you're better off taking the under
because my over unders have beenunder all year.

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Jason, I didn't want to say anything, but do you know that
you haven't you haven't won a. Yes, I know, I know.
Yeah, this. Is perfect because people can
just bet against you and still win, Jason.
That's what I'm saying. He's really standing up to our
standards we set the last two years where we bet our money.
So you know. I'm the only one doing the

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proper job over here. I Well, Humpy is not too far
behind. He's lost the last four.
Oh, God. Well, let's add one more to it
for the Flake. Big Rick, Lock of the week.
I'm gonna take the Cowboys against the spread.
They're giving up 3 1/2 points against Las Vegas.
They're playing in Spain. Are they playing in Spain?

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No, it's not. It's the Monday night game.
Who are they playing? They're playing the Raiders and
I think what's it says? Are they starting?
No. That's something in the Saints.
Who are they? Who do they have a quarterback
right now? Gino's still.
Person. I think Gino's still starting.

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Yep. And all right.
Cool. What What I'm seeing here is
that it's a it's a rough Monday night match up, but Cowboys made
some improvements their defense at the trade deadline, which
they think is going to help themmake.
Yeah, they picked up two people.So valid offense can score
behind Dak Prescott and the radar.
Raiders offense is looking a little shit so I think that

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they're going to cover the spread easy.
What's the spread humpy? My 3 1/2 they're giving up 3
1/2. No, I like that too as well.
Hey, I pray they don't let you down.
Hope you for both of us for real.
We need this as a big game and Ireally think that we're going to
put it on them though. I mean, I can't guarantee what
the scores will be, but I think we will have a nice chance to

(01:17:25):
get a. Biggs is this the first game
since they lost that the the defensive lineman?
Yes, since we. So this is they're going to be
playing for him, so that I thinkthat's going to play into it
too. Oh yeah, fired up.
That's a new addition. So there were guys coming back
healthy. Cowboys going to roll, man.

(01:17:47):
That's a good pick, Humpy. I like that one.
All right, Timmy, what you got for me, bro?
Excuse me, sorry. Whenever you're ready, go ahead
and tell me to stop Camish. Styles, Styles like the price is
right. Do I hear the clicks?
I hear the clicks stop. No whammies.
Double whammy. Double whammy, No whammy.

(01:18:09):
OK, we got Carolina at Atlanta. I just.
Like. It Sunday at 1:00.
Bunch of iffy teams. No one knows what's going on.
All right, I want a prop bet. Let me get another prop bet this
week. I want, I want running backs
this time. I don't care which side you
pick. You don't want to hear the
spread or the over. I don't.
Want to hear the spread, I don'twant to hear the over under.

(01:18:30):
I want you to take me to the prop bets and I want you to pick
a team and a player. I'll pick the whether it's
touchdowns, you know, rushing yards, receiving, whatever.
OK, well let's just go rushing yards over under and let's go
with let's go with Rico. I don't think Rico's been

(01:18:53):
included, so let. Me get that dowel dude, let me
leave. No Dowdle when?
You're oh, this is, it's a high one, too.
Rico Dowdle over 87 1/2 yards rushing.
Damn, it's a high one. Who's?
Playing Atlanta. Atlanta has a tough rushing
defense. You know what?
You know what the Panthers have as far as offense goes.

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What do you mean? Like where they're ranked?
Nothing except for rushing. He's going over 87 1/2 rushing.
87 1/2 All right over. How much we going to put on that
Commission? I just put a bet in on my own.
And I think he's going to touchdown, but let's put $7.13.
$7.13 I like it. It's in those of you that are

(01:19:36):
listening to this now or before this Sunday, this weekend's
games follow that trail, that bet on DraftKings.
Check us out in the What are we the PNGPL Betting group?
Oh, do you guys have that set up?
Oh yeah. Oh, I'm not.
I can't do it because I'm in Florida and we can only bet on
the new American plans. Yeah, it's it's been a solid

(01:19:58):
few, few years that, that that group has been in formation.
Yeah, bitch. Damn.
Yeah, B, you can trail the bets there on in the PGPNGPL
DraftKings betting group. One day America will be free,
guys. One day.
Right after I'm dead. Yo PNGPL on draft case.

(01:20:20):
Nice. We can all bet.
Together. As one in unison.
Yeah, Freelance. Just like the gays like it, just
all together. Dude all 8 Dicks at once into
the same hole. When do we get the new
Commission? Piece of white trash.
It's. Time to trash the.

(01:20:40):
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frisky. We're going to have to scrap

(01:21:04):
this segment. Yeah, dude, we need to either
not have a segment 6 like I've been saying for the last 2 1/2
years or not have a segment 6 like I've been saying for the
last 2 1/2. Years.
Does anybody have anything? No, you're trash.
Jason's trash. Humps is trash.
Biggs, no offense, you're trash.And guess what?
I'm also trash because I didn't bring anything either.
Shane, you never bring anything.I'm not ever going to.

(01:21:26):
I told you that since day one. It was trash me.
I'm not trashing anything. You can't hold it against me,
dude. I was up front.
Since this is trash to commish, I'm going to need to plant a
tree in Shane's mom's ass and then fuck his shade.

(01:21:48):
It wasn't just a spit take I almost took, I just took a shot.
Almost did a spit take with fucking whiskey.
Well that makes sense because your decision making is about as
integrity as a wet cardboard. That was lame you.
Sucked that, but I get what you were saying, Tim.
Give me the rollerblade. Rollerblade.

(01:22:13):
That's a good way for people that don't know what we're
talking about to realize what a rollerblade is.
Yeah, that was the definition ofa rollerblade if I ever did.
Did my own, you know. Tim, can you get another one?
If I if I gave a shit about thissegment, I'd give it to you,
Shane. But if I gave a fuck, well, I'd
give it to your mom. Shane, your left.

(01:22:39):
Sounds like you're negotiating with your own lungs.
That's sometimes. That's probably true.
And I'm digging up the board today, aren't.
I I've been known to give a goodnews or two.
It's time to trash the. League, it's toy.

(01:23:00):
Tim, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs a lot like you, very
homosexually. Probably filled with vegetables
and fruit. Cucumbers and zucchini.
No music. Do you guys notice I got a
haircut today? It's it's, it's not a fate, it's
a forfeit. God.

(01:23:23):
Rough. Yes.
Ripped on a moon South. Dude that's so true.
To my cut my hair on forfeiting.I just gave up my hairline gave
I. Never thought about it that way
but it feels good though. You're like, you know what?
It's just good to give up sometimes.
Shout out to all the five heads and more across the world.

(01:23:45):
The five heads and the six heads.
Well yeah bro, I'll take a 9 head over here, but if you're
close enough with a fucking projector you could show a skull
on my fucking skull. Dude if I put a hat on gone like
10 and I would I could pass for bald Yeah if.
You touch your head back far enough.

(01:24:06):
Yeah, for sure. A.
Bunch of bald bastards. The jerk store called.
They're all out of you. Look.
At all. Me laugh.
That tickled him. It's so simple.

(01:24:31):
Just like that got me. That would have got me too.
Yeah. Yeah.
What do you call what do you call fly with no wings?
What fucked a walk? That's pretty good.

(01:24:51):
That is so simple. That's a good one.
Mish thinks he's working class, but he doesn't work and he has
no class I. Think you delivered that before
you best or something along those lines I'm sure.
Hey, hey, do you guys know why Tim doesn't tell secrets?
Because halfway through the story he forgets where he's

(01:25:13):
going. God.
Damn it, wrong page again. You know, that's actually
perfect. Tim can't remember shit, Tim.
Tim leaves himself bread crumbs so he can find his own way back.

(01:25:34):
Leave myself riddles all the time in my notes.
It's not fun. We all have to deal with the
repercussions. Wait, what did you just say you
leave yourself riddles in your own notes?
What the? Yeah, you don't remember the
fucking? You remember the waterspout
thing that we all had to deal with last year?
What it said like H2O plus 7 plus hello.

(01:25:56):
Dude, wait till I tell Jimmy about this.
Dude. Jimmy's going to get a kick out
of this when I tell him. You'd leave yourself riddles in
your own notes that you don't know the answers to, dude.
Don't tell him that he's never going to come back.
He might laugh for eternity. Oh man, that's.
Especially the way Jimmy laughs.He's going to just crumble over.

(01:26:19):
Yeah, I'll have a I'll have a great idea and I'll put it, I'll
put it on in one of my notes. And instead of like breaking
down the idea, it'll just be real vague and just kind of like
keynotes. Yeah, well, not even that.
Remember all the fine. Details.
Let me see if I can find the onethe original 1.

(01:26:43):
Well, I want to, I do want to throw this out there.
If anybody's still listening next week, I would love to do
Family Feud. We got to get as many people on
as possible for that. Let's do it.
That's a call to arms League mates.
Yeah, we said he'd be back next week.
Keep it down to come on the show, get Jeff on.
You guys got to hammer Jeff because he'll take your guys's

(01:27:03):
penis is a little bit harder than he'll take mine, so just
hammer him out. Well, if you guys can also
hammer Jimmy out, same reasoning, maybe we can get 3 or
4 of some guests on. Shane, it doesn't look like
you're using the the following the instructions on your shampoo
bottle correctly. I don't use shampoo.

(01:27:30):
Sorry, I'm just trying to. I'm trying.
I'm scraping the ball in a barrel.
Hey hey guys, why did the Shane sit on the remote?
Is this the only way he can turnanything on?
Oh God. Wow.
Cliffhangers and snid bits. Clips of what is tomorrow's now.

(01:27:52):
I forgot about that. Yeah, you're sick, dude.
You're sick, dude. You're sick.
That's the reminders you leave yourself.
What's tomorrow's now? What the fuck does that mean?
Dane, why is it? Why are some of our picks and
stuff redacted on the on the files?
Why is Tim so confident in himself that he would leave

(01:28:12):
himself that type of fucking? Riddle we have our production
meetings, people, those of you that are listening, you never
hear them, but. Oh please, I hope never.
The idea of this sound really, really funny when we first bring
them up and then a week later Tim will bring up his notes and
it'll be like, I don't know something about tree and a

(01:28:35):
manhole cover. Wait, wait, here's hold on.
I just saw it. He's like, what did you do on
what on Monday night? I didn't meet him up for my God
to make a. Plan, that's for damn sure.
We are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and we need a pizza.
I don't know where this is going, it sounds lame.
I don't know where this is going.

(01:28:57):
Dash. This is lame.
I got I got to hop off, but realquick before I do that, looking
back at the bet at the bacon tank tracker, Tim, you're six
and three on your prop bets thisyear, buddy, You're fucking.
Gay. He's crushing it.
I was. He's carrying us all.
Thank you. Determined.
Just like it all. This is a fantasy football all

(01:29:19):
this year bro. Listen.
Yeah, he's crushing us in both leagues.
You know what, Tim? You've waited a long time for
this, but I'm not happy for you.I am fucking disgusted by you.
He. Said I am not happy for you.
You've worked a hard, you've worked your ass off.
It's been a long time coming butalso fuck you dude.

(01:29:46):
The rule of averages is about tohappen though, and I'm going to
start losing a lot of shit so. Humps put it on you bro.
He slapped the demon on you, he said.
What are you going to end the rest of your season in trash?
Tim's team's going to fall apart.
Everyone. 'S going to get hurt.
Listen, it's got to happen. Statistically speaking, it

(01:30:06):
happened. Put the demo on you dude.
I'll step over any, any of your graves for a championship, just
so you guys. Just to hoist that broken
trophy. I'll super glue that trophy
together. Over your shit grave that

(01:30:27):
probably doesn't even have your name spelled right.
Did you guys know that in the morning, Shane stares at the
orange Juice garden for 20 minutes.
Because it says concentrate. Prom League Podcast, we wrap it
up right. Prom picks drafted as history
and sight. Shame on the mic with Jason in

(01:30:48):
the pics. Tim and Justin the owners with
the pics. Final huddle, The season set for
the verse. D&G's finest year we drafting at
First Sword Flames. You know we.
Coming back this prom league where the real ball is that
chief Mitch Steady holding down the zone, assisting with the
strategy knowledge fully blown. It's hard to get into the

(01:31:16):
administration. Yeah, dude, they were stacked
against against you. We that last time we heard from
him was when Gary was in the apartment with him.
I forget what episode it was butyeah, he's a he needs help for

(01:31:41):
sure. How he was fucking losing it.
Yeah, it sounds like it. I'm wondering, I think he.
Needs some help. So all them years in the mob
dude, he's all I always said howhe's mob minded man.

(01:32:03):
Remember the waterspout thing that we all had to deal with
last year? What it said like H2O plus 7
plus hello. Shane, your left.
Sounds like you're negotiating with your own lungs.

(01:32:33):
Cliffhangers and snid bits. Clips of what is tomorrow's now.
I forgot about that. Yeah, you're sick, dude.
I'll step over any, any of your graves for a championship, just
so you guys. I am fucking disgusted by you.

(01:33:08):
You've worked a heart, you've worked your ass off.
It's been a long time coming butalso fuck you dude.