Episode 3.14

It's time to play.... FANTASY FEUD!!!!

Episode Transcript

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All right, who else is paycheck bounced?
My bank just called me like I tried to deposit monopoly money.
Bro my card got declined at Speedway trying to buy a slim
Jim. A slim Jim.
You know the level of broke thatthat is.
I'm still trying to figure out why my pay stub said lol in the
memo line. According to my calculations,

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yeah. Yep, we're scared.
That's it. We're going upstairs.
Penthouse. We're talking to the Commish.
You mean confronting him? No one confronts the commish we.
Gently. Question.
Him gently last time he blinked.And I apologize for three things
I didn't even do. Doesn't matter.

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No pay, no play. Let's go.

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Hey fellas, the Commission is super booked today. back-to-back
appointments. No time for walk insurance.
Gary, Buddy, pal, listen carefully.
Your only job is writing names on a clipboard, and even that
you do wrong. Yeah, Gary, you fucking pussy.
Last time you spelled my name Tin.

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Tin. Like the metal?
Where's our money, Gary? Did you spend it?
Huh. You out here buying scented
candles again? No, no candles.
I'm not allowed near open flamesanymore.
Gary, schedule us in or we tell your wife you've been networking

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at the Vape shop again. No, she'll take the Kia.
Aw, poor Gary, pencil us in. Fine, I'll squeeze you into his
next available time. Slime.
See that? Was that so hard?
Gare Bear. Hey Gary, tell missus Watchermo
and I'll be over later today. I heard your pool needs cleaned

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but. But Jason just cleaned it last
week and it's closed for the season.
It's not even dirty. Gary.
I am not a. Pussy.

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You are late. Yes, Sir, deepest apologies, Mr.
Commissioner. We brought muffins, someone say
we brought muffins. We did not bring muffins.
Great head today. Kamish, very glossy.
What do you want? Nothing, just checking in making

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sure you're hydrated. Just wanted to admire your
leadership aura. It's radiant.
Really radiant. Sit No about your paychecks.

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Your paychecks bounced. Because I'm not entirely sure
the four of you deserve them. Deserve.
Them. Sir, with all due respect,
someone tell them we deserve them.
I'm not telling them anything, guys.
If you want to be paid, you mustshow your value to the Prime
League. OK, what do you want?

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Stats, Reports. Data.
I mean, I, I, I I can make a spreadsheet so good you'll cry.
I don't want promises, I want fucking results.
But since you're here and you appear to have them lined up,
let's get a listen in on them. OK, OK, I, Justin Humphries,

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promise to stop getting high before every episode.
Bro you get high before every episode.
Don't judge me, I need it to tolerate you people accepted
barely. I, Tim promised to be better on

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Trash the Commish. Better.
How? Well, maybe less savage, less
personal attacks, less reacting to you falling down that
escalator. I did not fall, I was tripped.
Yes, Sir. Sorry, Sir, I misremembered.
You're correct, Sir. Fine, fine.

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I promise to stop emailing the league office demanding drug
tests forever. Beats me.
And I also promise to actually write notes before the show
instead of just winging it like an injured seagull.
Fine, fine. And you, Sir Bigglesworth?
My blessed commish. I'm the voice of this podcast,

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the soul, the essence, and most importantly, the melodic Thunder
that carries this league from mediocrity to greatness.
Biggs, Biggs, what are you even talking about?
Allow me to refresh your memory with my greatest hits.
You know what to do, Biggs. You got this, Biggs.

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Biggs, take it away. Fine, fine. 7. 40.
Prime league forecast. Clutch kicker, the defensive

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grind sets the QB forces turnovers like this ball mine.
Who going to win it all? I'm not quite sure.
Don't know is it in your girls guts?
The team succeedo Team Donkey Puncher humps a Snoop Balone and
we have grateful Zed squaring off and let it rain.
Got. Improved versus smaller basket

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who go feel the pain. Spider man versus water rockets
who go do they thing in that prime time down that completes
this race. Fantasy football team first team
team face prime time. OK, your child.

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There can't be no home girl dropping like the NASDAQ.
Move white girls like this coat up my ass crack.
Move black girls cuz man fuck itI'll do either.
I love pussy, I love bitches. Dude.
I should be running Peter and Adidas with some.
Over me. My green is where it's supposed
to be. Your green is in my grocery.
All right, guys, welcome to Prime League podcast episode

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3.14, episode 14 of season 3. This is week 12.
I'm Justin Humphreys, owner of the Carnegie Cookie Monsters,
and as I look at the panel that we're with today, I think of my
Thanksgiving meal that will be coming up here in about a week.
And I think of an I think of us like that Thanksgiving meal on

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if we were the Thanksgiving meal.
Well, I would be the mashed potatoes and gravy for sure, but
the other some of the other sidedishes joining me today are our
very own producer of the Prime League podcast and owner of the
fantasy football team or no, I'msorry, the Hilltop gays, Tim O

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Halleck. Hey, the gays will be back.
Tim's kind of squishy, kind of sloshy, just like a green bean
casserole. He would definitely be the green
bean casserole. Next up the pumpkin pie of our
podcast panel would would be thevoice of the podcast himself,

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Mr. Justin Biggs. What's going on?
Episode 14? Probably man deep in the season
now. Absolutely and as we walk around
the the Thanksgiving feast that that's down on the table.
The next thing we can come to isa staple in any Thanksgiving

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dinner and that's the stuffing. Who better to represent the
stuffing than our only our very own Co commish attc and owner of
the forgotten fruit, the member berries.
What is it this season? I forget?
He's the Rosebuds, the. Rosebuds, the pumpkin, The

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stuffing of our Thanksgiving dinner.
Jason Ryan. Sorry, wrong button.
He's gone. He's not there.
There he is. There he is.
Say that. Jay, All right.
Next up, you know, no, no Thanksgiving dinner is is

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complete without this edition. The cranberry sauce.
MMM, so delicious, so, so tart and tangy.
And no one represents the cranberry sauce in a dinner
better than our very own specialguest this evening, Jimmy
Sestito, owner of Team Sestito. Welcome, Jim.
Hey. Everybody.

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Great to have you, Jim. Cranberry wasn't expecting that.
Yeah, cranberry, little, you know, little cranberry.
And we've got a couple more guests this evening as we make
our way around that Thanksgivingdinner.
We've got to have the, the kind of like, you know, the anchor of
our meal, one of the anchors of our meals.
And that's those buttery, sweet,buttery rolls.

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And whenever I think about buttery rolls, I think about
Mike Wilgruber, who's joining ustonight, owner of God.
I can't remember anybody's team name, who who's who is Asgard or
bust owner Michael Wilgruber. Welcome, Mike.
Thank you for having me. Oh, we're going to have you over

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and over again tonight, Mike. Don't we worry.
And last but not least, guys, when you're walking around that
Thanksgiving table, you're in line.
Your Aunt Susan's cut and wind in front of you, and all you
want to do is punch her in the back of the head.
But you can't. You're coming around to the head
of the table. Where somebody's got that
beautiful carving knife and they're cutting up the mainstay

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of any Thanksgiving dinner and that's the Turkey.
And no one represents that moist, warm, pasty, pale white
bird that our very own commish owner of this the Sanford Squish
Daddies, Dane McClain. Yeah, dude, I really got to

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study these team names because Ijust fucking butchered everyone.
Right. He was Season 1 on the names.
Dude, so terrible. But yeah, we got a full panel
tonight, guys. 7 people on podcast.
Welcome, Jim. Welcome, Mike.

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How you guys doing? We're good, buddy.
Wait, wait, wait. Are you speaking for Mike in
your response? Because you just said we're in
the plural form. Oh, I guess I did.
Mike, do you agree? Do you agree?
Are you guys both should? We're actually in the same room
right now. You just can't see that.

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I believe it. At least that's what matters.
It's interesting. I don't think you guys have ever
met Jimmy. If you were face to face with
Mike right now and you had to kiss him, what what kind of
approach do you think you'd use?Like are we we talking just a
quick Peck or full tongue you? Gotta start with the joke.
All right, I like it. I'm.

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Swooning Jimmy. Jimmy, very respectful, always
going for the consent first. I like it, guys.
What's going on? How's everybody doing tonight?
Too shabby. Doing good, doing great, going
OK, going not so OK, then going bad.

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Just depends on where we are looking at in the spin dial I
guess. All right, well, we'll go ahead
and get the show on the road. We do have a live game going on
right now. Texans are whipping the Bills
asses 23 to 16 with 714 left to go in the fourth quarter.
Got a few points on the board for a couple of our fantasy

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Well, hopefully there's enough Turkey here for leftovers.
Weekly Review. Cookie monsters confirm
chocolate chips found in Vince'sbutt weren't actually chocolate.

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Jimmy looks so uneasy right now.Say that one more time, Tim.
You really have Starlink? Yeah, seriously.
Live from space? Yeah, there's.
Still parts of the Valley gym where they cannot get high speed

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Internet. Bloomingdale, Toronto.
My dad lives down Over the hill,Toronto, my parents down Mingo.
Why Toronto? I don't understand that it's
between Steubenville and like. There's a there's a company that
owns the telecommunication rights or some shit for that
region that refuses to sell out to the big companies because

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they're trying to make more money.
I that's what I heard. I don't know.
I could be a Valley rumor, but that's what I heard.
That's insane. Jimmy, your family's built.
Your family's dug into Toronto like ticks.
You got to figure that. Figure that out, get that
problem solved. I don't know what I can do, man.
We. Got to get to the bottom of

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this. Tim.
Can you play that fake news segment one more time though?
Cookie monsters confirm chocolate chips found in Vince's
butt weren't actually chocolate.Your family's dug into Toronto
like Dicks. What?

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That's from the departed right? Yeah, family's dug in the
Southie like fucking pigs. I do have two accents.
Jimmy one Toronto and one Chicago.
I love it. No, it's it would be 1 Beechwood
and one Toronto. Yeah.

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OK, you want me to play it one more time before we move on?
It's up to you guys. Yeah, sure, why not?
Cookie monsters confirm chocolate chips found in Vince's
butt weren't actually chocolate.All right, All right, so Jimmy,

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Mike, in case you guys don't remember how that works, we're
going to circle back to that, try to guess who that was, what
what league member said that quote.
Tim has disguised the voice, so try to decipher that.
OK, and last week's matchups, the Spider Man parts lost to the
Scrub Daddies 97 to 68. This is the A/B IW award going

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to the Man parts. Hey you calm down man.
Beat the crap out of you again. The Dark Side Diddlers were
outwitted were outwitted by the Little Lebows 115 to 111 in the
Try Try Hard Fail Easy award going to the Diddlers.

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The Carnegie Cookie Monsters gave the Help Top Gays their
second pounding of the year and their first Ray Ping
award-winning of the year and the 135 to 95 win.
This gives the Upset of the weekthe Ray Ping Award of the week
going to the Cookie Monsters, the AIDS award going to both

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teams as well. Yes.
AIDS Award. Who put that in there?
Dude, anytime the gays are getting pounded, they're both
parties are getting AIDS. Dude, this is how it goes.
Team You make theme face fell tothe Rosebuds in the last seconds

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of Monday night's game, 119 to 116.
This was the game of the week. Snook and the Eskimo brothers
took a bye week, but Snook stilllost.
This was 87 to 73 and the Poor Little puppy award both teams
for ass scores. Finally, the Grateful Dead the

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Grateful Zeds delivered an anchovy pizza Team Sustito 134
to 98 and the game last week a. Game.
It's Team Jay Sestito, Tim. Sorry, team Jay Sestito.
No, you forget it. He lost the J last week,

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remember? Oh yeah, he got it back somehow.
So what did you guys think aboutthese matchups, Jason?
You guys had quite the shootout.Yeah, why did I get booed, Tim?
I don't know what game was that.You beat the game.
Yeah, you, you beat. It was mainly, mainly because
Jeff, I mean. Yeah, it was kind of scary.

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Jeff was making a a run for my money coming into Monday night.
Almost came back like 60 points.I saw that you had like 4 dudes
playing I think. And did Jeff have anybody
playing Monday night? Jeff had.
Three people playing. I had no.
One. OK, OK.

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You said he came back. How many points?
He came back like 45 points. It was like 4050, sixty points
in that realm. Damn.
He was down big, big. Well, the gays were slated to
pound me out, but somehow tops and bottoms got switched around
on that one. Then, if I'm not mistaken, you

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had a. You had a you had a fucking egg
alert and a couple guys that scored less than two points.
I had someone on, he was on egg watch for sure, but there was
only one egg last week, which we'll get into a little bit
later. Hey, we'll get into the eggs in

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a little bit. I said.
Relax. He he wants him now.
He wants the eggs now. Oh, dude, you're getting.
He's getting tired. He shouldn't even be up now.
It's 11:00. What are you doing, man?
Come here. Oh, my God.
All right, he's 5. He wants to go to bed.
All right, but on a second note,why did I not get the Root Beer
award as well? That's my award.

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That's the award I want every week, Shane.
No, that's not how it works, but.
That's what I want though. I want root beer.
I had vanilla ice cream all lined up and then I took a look
at the at the notes and guess what?
No root beer float for me. Not today.
Just plain old stupid ice cream.Good God Almighty.

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Mike, what do you think about your your win over Vinny?
I mean, wins over Vinny nowadaysat this point in the season are
like nothing really to brag about but.
It was a rough, rough week for my team, but at least Vinny's
still got the Sad Little Puppy award and that's all that
matters. It's true.

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That is true. Beating Vince is like beating
your meat. I mean, it's it's expected, but
you still don't talk about it. It's not something you're proud
of. It's a great analogy.
Love that Jimbo got delivered ananchovy pizza by the Zeds.

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Jim, what's going on? I haven't did team this season,
but are you are you giving up for the on the season?
Are you still in the in the? Fight who disappointed me this
week on Was it Collins last week?
Nico. No, no, I think Nico had a good
week last week. Someone put up a zero, I think.
And then I think Lamar Jackson disappointed me as well.

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Lamar had a shit game this week,yeah.
That's pretty much what did it. I think someone put up a 0.
Sub 10 points Jimmy didn't have any any egg alerts but you
didn't have. He had someone on egg watch I
think. Nobody scored over 24 and you
had a bunch of people score lessthan 10 points.
There was like 2 people in the league last week on egg watch.

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I had one of them. I had one.
I was, I was close. I had two, I think actually, I'm
saying where were we at? Yeah, Tez Johnson only had 1.6.
Dustin Knox only got 3.3 and he didn't get his points until real
late. All right, well.

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Well, let's move into the waiverwire quick here.
Some free agent acquisitions to go over between Tim, Justin and
Jason. Everyone under the sun was out
of this week, including old ass Tom Brady.
For some reason. Jason.
Not a single player of any note though.
I added. And that's it.
I don't know if anyone noticed but I added Antonio Brown in the

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other league whenever he got arrested.
So I did see that he's facing like. 30 years.
I think it's sad. You didn't.
You didn't read the rest of yournote, Shane.
Yeah, that that's, I don't know which time I read all of it.
OK, well before I get into waivers, I'll go ahead and
finish Shane's part, he wrote in.
Except Tom Brady, because now the Rosebuds have the GOAT on

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their team to provide solid feedback during the week.
Especially this week as he facesme.
I'm actually pretty scared. Shane's words, not mine.
Shane's. Words.
It is under Shane's part so it's100% factual.
Yeah, I there's no way I could have wrote it.
Written it. It was under Shane's name.
That's what I'm saying we have, we have no way of doing that.

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Yeah, it's not possible. Honorably, at least.
Delusional assholes, let's go. But anyway, in the waivers and
bids, the Gays got hard with Rock right for $19.00, the
Spider Man parts went for some QB depth getting Jameson on the
rocks and Davis's Davis Mills both for $11.00.

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And Snook unsurprisingly added aunknown Green Bay wide receiver
because he is from Green Bay, for $0.00.
Savion Blanc I believe is his flavour.
Fuck. You know what that mean?
His name His real name is SavionWilliams.

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OK, this is Jovian Blanc I believe is his flavour for the
trades. The cookie monsters my team.
We added Bryce Hall to the roster in exchange for a first
round draft pick. Draft pick in 2026 that we gave
to the Snook. The Rosebuds received Tez
Johnson in return for Tyler Algier from the Eskimo Brothers.

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We got a mic on J Trade right there.
Cookie Monsters also donate a first round pick in the 2026
draft to the dark side, deadliest for Alvin Kamara and
Zay Flowers. Lots of trades popping off
before the deadline here guys. I'd like to see it.
There's one more that came in late this evening.
After much debate and back and forth, I acquired Mr. CD Lamb to

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put into my record player for one injured Garrett Wilson.
My second round draft pick of this year.
My first round pick of 2027 and the most impressive gain for
Jeff, $150.00 in F double AB money.
Did you really this really go through?
Why didn't I see it? Yeah.
Yeah, it went through. Minutes.

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Minutes before the game. There it is, there it is.
Son of a bitch. How do you feel about that,
Shane? I have CD Lamb.
Well, I mean, good for you bud. OK.
I don't know what the hell is wrong with Jeff.
I guess he has a hard on for forfor Garrett Wilson and injured
Garrett Wilson, but I offered him in my opinion much more than

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that for the same player. He didn't even he didn't even
send a counter offer back. He was just like, fuck you.
What? Was the offer again?
Do you remember? I I reached out, it was 2 first
round picks though. I did reach out and text him to
try to get the ball moving because I needed some wide
receiver depth, especially this week going into the matchup to

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try to keep you from stealing myplayoff spot.
But without buys I'm I'm really liking my team now.
Oh yeah. I got solid B starting
everywhere once the buys are done.
Let's go, Tim. All right, last week we didn't

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have many eggs. Not enough for an omelet at
least, but we will talk about some of the players who were on
egg watch. Tyler Batty, if that's even his
real name. He was the running back on the
dark side Diddlers. He had one catch, guys, one
catch and it didn't go anywhere.0 yards.
He didn't touch the ball over the net. 1 yard or one catch, no

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yards. One point.
You're lucky, Batty, you, you evaded the egg this week.
Our other player that was not only on an egg watch, he was on
an egg. Full on egg warning.
One catch on three targets. What happened when he caught
that ball? He ran backwards for three yards
and fell down. Act like he hurt his asshole.

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Khalil Shakur, wide receiver forthe Buffalo Bills.
One catch -3 yards 0.7 points. Serious egg warning right there,
Khalil. Finally, the lone egg of the
week. We're talking about Quentin
Johnston, wide receiver for the LA Chargers.

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Sure, he played last week. Sure, they targeted him three
times to be exact, But would he catch a football?
No. So when you break it down, no
catches, no yards, no points, and one absolute egg.
Egg alert. Egg Alert.

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Egg Alert. Sorry the egg watch wasn't more
entertaining this week. Not many guys to really break
down so. But yay I guess.
Hooray, Hooray. What's up, Luca?
Are we doing consensus rankings?No.

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Did anybody send them First off?I honestly forgot and.
So did I till just right now. Just now I forgot.
I'm sorry. Commish.
I sent mine. I sent mine.
No, I didn't. I'm joking.
What to say? I'm Brother Hudson.
All right, well, we're going to have a special edition of

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consensus rankings of Week 13. Surprise.
He's right. It's a surprise to not only you,
but also to us. Man, I love an awkward silence.

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All right, welcome back to the Prime League Podcast.
Today we're playing Fantasy Feud.
Two teams, one survey, 0 Football knowledge required, but
a lot of trash talk encouraged. Jimmy stupid.

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Sorry. I sorry.
I got ahead of myself. Sorry.
We asked 100 Prime Leaguers, Totally real, definitely not
made-up fantasy questions, and now our contestants are going to
guess the top answers. Let's let's get started with the
face off round. Oh, the crowd.
Is is. Rough.

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All right here, let's start over.
You ready? Let's start off with the face
off round. Let's get started with.
The face off round. Who?
Who's my family? By the way, all right, guys,
we're we're gonna, the families are gonna be Biggs, Shane and
Tim, Mike, Jimmy and Jason. OK, Mike, Jimmy, Jason, Biggs,

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Shane and Tim. Those are the two teams so, so
big. Shane and Tim are team one.
Mike, Jimmy and Jason are Team 2.
And before we get started, gentlemen, let's break down the
rules for the first round real quick.
What we're going to do is we're going to each have one team
representative come up to the floor and Justin's going to ask

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the one question. And the first person to raise
their hand on Zoom will get the first chance to answer the
question and if they are correct, their team gains
control. And then Justin starts asking us
questions, we start firing out answers, then we will go until
we get 3 incorrect answers and then the other teams turn.

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Thank you, Co host slash team one member Tim.
All right, guys, here we go. So who's going to be the who's
going to be the the representative from each team
for the face off round? I'll be lead off.
OK. We got Jason versus Jane.

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It's going to be you, Biggs. Or Tim.
Oh, everyone. 'S hey all scared?
Hey what? What's the raise hand on this
joint again? Hold on one second, guys.
It's under React. I couldn't remember.
Jason says it's under React Big.Yeah.

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It's probably under more if yourscreen's too small.
OK, hold on. OK, I'm back.
Sorry all. Right.
Shane raised his hand. We saw that.
Thank you for the demonstration,Shane.
Jason. With a hand raised.
I like how they pop up in order,like with a hand raised.
I like it all. Right.
Hold on there. Biggs with a hand raised.

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Oh, I think I've got it now. And Jimmy with a hand.
OK, all right, Everybody's good.Right now I'm lowering my hand.
OK. So we got Jason representing
team two. Who's going to be the
representative from Team One? Let Timmy go.
Since they're best buddies all the time, let them go against
each other. I thought were on.
The same Tim versus no, you're not you're team 1 Tim this is.

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What I'm talking about all right.
Tim versus Jason for the face off round.
Guys, here's the question. Name something the Commish
blames a loss on after losing a big matchup.
Jason first with an answer he don't like Milk of what's on

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now. For a second.
So what happens now? So I'll get a chance to answer
now all. Right, Tim, He names something
the Commish blames a loss on after losing a big matchup.
The Assistant to the Commish. That means control comes to us.

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Nice. OK, is that how it works?
Yep, right. So round one we go to team one
correct Co host slash player. Yeah, so round one goes to no,
it goes to Team 2, Jay's Team 2,right?
Yeah, but it goes to the next inline to either Jimmy or Mike.

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OK. But but no, we're going to do a
different question this one, right?
Yeah, we're doing a different question.
OK. So go ahead and ask the next
question. It's going to be Jimmy or Mike.
So one of those two will go next.
Let's go Jimmy next, because he's unmuted.
OK, All right, guys, round one. Here's the first question.
Jenny, name a prime League ownerwho gives up halfway through

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every season. Who?
Should I just go with me? Let me think you.
Yeah, I'll go with myself. Let me see Jimmy Sestito on the
board, correct? Correct.

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All right. So great job, Jimmy, great job.
Now what happens? We go to question 2.
If there's more answers for question 1, you can ask Mike the
same question. We do.
OK, Mike, question one name a prime league owner who gives up
halfway through every season. Wayne Morales.

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Let's see Wayne Morales on the board.
Wayne Morales on the board. Good job, Mike.
Nice. Useful for something.
All right. Do we go back to Jason now?
Yep, Yep. As long as there's still answers
on the board, we'll keep going. OK, Jason, name a prime League
owner who gives up halfway through every season.

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We're going to go with Vince Malone.
Did we see Vince Malone on the board?
All right, Team 2 is just cleaning up right now.
All right, back to Jimmy. Jimmy Name a prime league owner

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who gives up halfway through every season.
We're still on this. Last one, there's one more name.
We're we're allowed to discuss, right?
Yeah, yes. OK, hold on, I'm pulling up the
league. One more name left.
So I'm, I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure we're going to go
with R.E.M. or no, No, I'm sorry, Matt, Matt, I think Matt

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is, is, is going to be the finalanswer.
It could be, it could be either Matt or R.E.M.
Man, it's tough. That's better.
Anything I had, I'll go with that.
Do we see Matt on the board? Matt's on the board, guys.
Clean Suite. Great job 4 for four.

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And that's it, right? So they clean house.
So they got all clean. House, now what?
We move on to Question 2. Yep.
So it'll be round two and and dothey keep going?
Should they keep going since they got them all right?
It it goes, we do the face off again, so it would be Jimmy and
member number two of your team. OK, OK.
In the face off. And then this would be for

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question #2 around 1:00. I thought this was question two
round one 'cause we switched thequestions after our face off.
This is Round 2 now. OK, so then this is.
This is round. The way I have it on the sheet
is this is round one. Question 2.
OK. So face off again then.

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But I only have one more question.
So we we can't do do do they keep control or does the other
team get? Control No.
Once you answer all the questions, another face off
happens. Y'all don't watch family feud?
No, I. Don't.
All right, So what? We're going.
To switch it up. We're going to switch it up

(39:12):
Listen, I'm the host guys. I'm the host.
We're going to switch it up teamteam one has now lost control.
Team two, you guys are up. Question 2, get ready.
Here we go, all. Right, let's do it.
All right, name something Team Sistito owner Jimmy Jimmy
Sistito does at one O 3:00 PM ona Sunday.
Oh. Man.
Who's up? Is it me?

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Wait, did I just see it? Can I answer no?
No, no, no. Save your.
Answer Which one of us you wouldsay that?
Who? Which one of us is going?
Let's go big since he's the top in the window, Biggs possibly
answered. Name something Team Sostito
owner Jimmy Sostito does at one O 3:00 PM on a Sunday.

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I'd say either takes a brisk walk down around the block in in
in his Chicago metropolitan areaor I would say.
Whoa, whoa, we one answer 1. Answer.
In this just a hint, this does pertain to fantasy.
To his fantasy football team, I'll say something.

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Go. Ahead, I'll say potentially
absolutely nothing to his lineup.
OK, do we see? Does nothing to his lineup.
That takes me out. Oh, right.

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So that's one strike. Who's next?
Shane, You're up. Next name.
I'm. Going to say.
Go ahead, I was. Going to say he finally checks
his lineup 3 minutes after the game starts.
Last second lineup chap. Do we see it on the board?
We see it on the board. Thank you, Shade.

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Sorry, Jill. It's all good, buddy.
All right, Tim, name something Team Sosito owner Jimmy Sosito
does at one O 3:00 PM on a Sunday.
Look for the best stealer free agent.
Do we see look for the best stealer free agent on the board.

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Damn, you guys are trash. All right, back up, back up the
bigs bigs. Name something Team Succeedo
owner Jimmy Succeedo does at OneO 3:00 PM on a Sunday.
Pertaining to his fantasy. You're muted, bigs.

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My. Bad guys, I couldn't unmute
that, though I would say probably has an indecisive
decision about who to play at quarterback.
All right, confused on do we seeconfused on who to start?

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Yes. All right.
Good job. Because that kills me too.
I didn't even go up front like on some of my days.
And Sleeper, man, like it's 1:00.
I can't figure out who the hell I want to start in that running
back position. Or you know.
It's it's, it's always, it's always a mystery.

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All right, guys, what do we do now?
There's still a couple answers on here, but do we just move it
along? Keep it moving?
We're going to get throttled. We only answered a couple of
them correctly. We still got options.
All right, back, back-to-back toShane.
Name something Team Succeedo owner Jimmy Succeedo does at One
O 3:00 PM on a Sunday. PM on a Sunday, expects to lose

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and gets ready for next week. Do we see gives up on his week
already? All we can do is hope for a
better tomorrow. I love the positivity, Jim.
All right, there's one more answer on here, guys.
If you don't get it on this nextone, we're going to move along

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to keep this shit from getting stagnant.
This will be the third one if weget a.
This is it either way. OK, well then you're up.
Name something Team Sesino does at one O 3:00 PM on a Sunday.
Oh gosh, guys, overspend on the waiver wire.
Do we see overspend on the waiver wire?

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Do not all right guys, other other possible let's let's look
at the board. Other possible answers include
panic, check injuries, read Twitter updates, and pray, pray.
It's X now. Sorry, read X Sorry.
Thank you for correcting me Jimmy.
And pray nobody gets pray. All right, guys, that concludes

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round one. We're on to Round 2, team two.
You guys are back in control. Jason, we're going to start with
you. Name the reason the cookie
monster's fantasy trade gets vetoed.

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Name the reason the Cookie Monster's fantasy team trade
gets vetoed. 'Cause it's full of Green Bay
players. Do we see Green players, Green
Bay players on the board? I don't know who took the
survey, but they were wrong. That's me though.

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I'm the cookie monsters, Jay. Oh gosh Dang it I I got the the
name and the video confused it's.
OK, hopefully we'll come back around to you, Jim Jimbo.
Name or reason the Cookie Monsters fantasy trade gets
vetoed? Something that's bad about

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trades? What could be bad about a trade?
There's cash changing hands behind the scenes.
All right. Do we see collusion on the
board? Show me collusion.
Yes. All right.

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Good one, Jim. All right, Mike, you're up.
Name a reason the Cookie Monsters fantasy trade gets
vetoed. He wants too many damn draft
picks. Do we see too many draft picks
on the board? You know, I'll give it to you on

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that one. That one should have been on.
That one should have been on thelist.
I don't know who made this list,but that one should have been on
All right, Team two. You guys have two strikes.
Jason, it's back to you. Name or reason the Cookie
Monsters fantasy trade gets vetoed?
Because he's trying to do a one week trade back.
Show me team sharing. All right, all right, that's

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good. We got, we've had team sharing
and what was the other one we got right?
There was a few that were right collusion.
Collusion and team sharing. Collusion and team sharing.
OK guys, we got 2 answers left. Here.
We got 2 answers left. We're back to Jimmy.
Jimmy, name a reason the Cookie Monster's fantasy trade gets

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vetoed. Pass I don't know do.

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We see pass. I don't know on the board.
All right, team one. Listen, there's 2 answers left.
You guys are now in control. Shane, we're going to start with
you to name a reason the Cookie Monsters fantasy trade gets
vetoed to steal the points from team #2.

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You got 2 possible points you can steal here.
Yeah, it's just an uneven, unfair trade.
Do we see uneven, unfair trade on the board?

(48:05):
All right, all right. And that's our cue to move on to
Question 5. Well, can you give the other
answer before we move on? Yeah.
We're just gonna keep it. So the other two answers were
personal vendetta and swami one gets.
Swami Swami. Damn Swami.

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No one gets Swami. All right, listen, we we're
freestyling the rules here. Team One, you guys are going to
keep control, OK? You have one strike against you,
but we're moving on to the next question, OK?
You guys did not get team Two's points, so we're still in the
point tally. Right now.
Team 2 is in the lead, six to three.
OK, Team one, this is your chance to make a comeback here.

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Name something Team Snook lies about to get more out of a
trade. Shane, we heard from you last.
Let's go with MM Name, somethingTeam Snook lies about to get.
Mike's on my team. Yeah, it's me big.
Tim. Sorry, Tim.
Name something Team Snook lies about to get more out of a
trade. Sorry about that.

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Something Team Snook lies about something.
Vinny lies about to get more outof a trade.
How good his players are. Show me he's a dog.
He's a dog. You guys remember when Vinny

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kept saying he's a dog, he's a dog last week?
I don't know what that meant, but I think he meant good
player. He's.
A dog, dude. He's a dog.
All right. Good one.
Who? Who was that?
Who? Who was that?
Tim J Biggs. You're up.
Name something. Team Snook.
That's Vinny Valone lies about to get more out of a trade.

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Selling the players overall value and consistency.
That was kind of what I said over evaluate the player Biggs.
We're going to give you another chance here.
Name something Team Snook AKA Vinny lies about to get more out
of a trade. I'm at the pass.

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All right, if he passes, is thata a a point?
Oh, shit. OK.
All right guys, you got 2 strikes.
Team one. This is your last chance here
Shane. Name something Team Snook lies
about to get more out of a trade.
Their health, their timetable toreturn.

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Show me timetable to return guys.
This was so this was so easy, all right, all other possible
answers. Someone offered me a first round
pick that right and said that multiple times in the group
chat. I didn't see the trade offer

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come through. OK, he wants off that team.
That was gonna be my guess. He's gonna be trading.
Yeah, that was a good one. I was gonna accept the trade but
forgot. All right guys, running into

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round 3 here. Can we get the sound effect of
round 3? All right, guys, round three, as
it stands right now, Team one has four points and Team 2 has 6
points. Team One's trailing by two
points right now. Team 2 is in control.
Guys. Here's round three.
Question. Who's up first?

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Mike, I believe he's next. Mike is up first.
Mike name the biggest draft day mistake the small Lebowski's
like to make. Biggest draft day mistake the
small Lebowski's like to make. Drafting old ass players.

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Show me drafting shitty players.All right, guys, Team 2 is
broadening the gap here. Who's next?
Jason. Jason, Name the biggest draft.
A mistake the small Lebowski's make.

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Trading away picks. Show me trading away picks.
Oh, damn it. You know I had a good one.
Damn it. All right, Jimmy, Jimmy, you
guys have one strike and one point.
Tell me the biggest draft day mistake the small Lebowski's

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make and you guys can conversate, Jay.
So if you had a good one. Jimmy, I say go with doing a
tub, Frasier. What now?
Doing a tub, Frasier. Doing a tub Frasier just.
Say it, Jimmy. It's a problem I've had myself.
You know what? I'm gonna go with it.
Doing a tub, Fraser. Show me a tub, Fraser team.

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Two in the lead by a long stretch.
Mike, you're up. What's a big what's a big
mistake that the small Bowskies make on draft day?
How about forgetting the draft? Show me forgetting about the
draft. Damn, Dude, Team 2 is really

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mopping up right now. All right, we got one answer
left and it's a pretty obvious 1.
Jay, name the biggest draft. A mistake the small Lebowski
likes to make. Show me too many shrooms.
Show me too many shrooms. All right guys, there's only one

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answer left, and that's a prettyobvious one.
Happens to all of us, Jim, sometimes when we neglect a
draft. But name the biggest draft a
mistake the small Lebowski's make.
Well. It's me neglecting position
need. Show me neglecting position

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need. All right, guys, that's three
strikes. Team 1.
You have a chance here to steal points.
You. You could steal three points
here with one correct answer. All right.
This is an obvious one. It's the only answer left.
Name a draft. A mistake the small Lebowski's
make. Tim, we'll go with you.

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Drafting a kicker. Show me drafting a kicker.
Great job. Legit.
OK, so you guys stole three points for that one, so let me
tally them up here. Yes, 4-5 you guys are up to 8

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versus 6. You guys are up two points right
now. Coming into question #2 no
strikes on the board. And the second question is name
something the commish abuses hispower to do.
Name something the commish abuses his power to do all.

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Right. So it's let's see, it's me right
now. So you're the only, you're the
only one on team. Man, the options.
Rape, persuade, rape again. What I think I'm going to go
with is vetoing a trade. Show me rejecting trades.

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All right? You guys are on a roll, Tim.
Till your teammates come back, you're just going to keep going.
OK, let's go. Name something the Commish does
to abuse his power. Harasses league, his employees I
guess. So team owners harass team

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owners sexually. Show me, show me, show me.
Harass team owners. And it doesn't have to be
sexually, is it not sexually? OK, still got to cancel you that
one Tim. And since you're only since
you're the only teammate right now it's Tim, you're only
getting 2 strikeouts, so you gotone more chance.

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Name something the Commish does to abuse his power.
Change people's line UPS withoutthem knowing.
Let's go make changes without permission.
All right, Jason, it's swinging back.

(57:32):
It's swinging back to team two. You guys, I think you guys have
a chance to steal all of these points back here.
This is this would be 5 points. This would be a 5 point swing
here. Your way name.
Name something that Commish doesto abuse his power.
Change his rules. Show me change his rules mid

(57:55):
season. Did you give him the answers
before we went on or something? I don't think he missed anything
the whole time. I did not.
Just good. I know the commish, I know the
league. It's my job as ATTC to know the
league. Ironically, he gave me the

(58:16):
answers, I just didn't. I think you might have changed
them though, but I didn't. I was trying to follow along
with the sound effects and shit.OK, Was that a yes or did you
got that one right, Jay? Got it.
Yeah. OK.
All right, Jay, there's only twostrikeouts right now before we
get into our final round here. Who's next?
It would be Jimmy, right? Jimmy, Name something the

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Commission does to abuse his power.
Edit stats next day. I don't see that one, Jim.
Edit stats. All right, that's one strikeout.
MM, you're up. Name something the Commission
does to abuse his power. You give them self great draft

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position. Show me stacks his team.
All right, guys, there's only one answer left here, OK?
And we're going back to Jason, Ithink.

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Name something the Commish does to abuse his power.
Shaves his head. Jimmy shaves his head.
All right, guys, we're at a deadtie.
We're going in the fast money around here.

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All right guys I don't know how it works but it says here pick 2
contestants, contestant #1 answers 1st, contestant #2 must
provide a different answer. Who wants to go from each team?
I I guess I'll go Tim, I think you're you're automatically
selected. Yep.
So what's going to happen is I will take my headphones off.

(01:00:10):
Jay, you go ahead and go, and then whenever you guys are done,
give me a thumbs up and I'll putmy headphones back on.
I won't be able to hear you all.Right.
Do I ask every question or just one at a time?
Would you just do one at a time?No, no.
Every question to me first and then every question to Tim
afterwards. Correct.
OK, All right. Ready, Jay?
Yep. Name the most stressful week of
the fantasy season. Trade deadline.

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OK. Number two, name the position.
People always auto draft Titan. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
Name the position, people alwaysoverdraft.
Sorry. Quarterback.
Yeah, I knew that. I knew you were going to say
that. One.

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Name something you do after winning a fantasy match up.
Talk shit. Yes, let's go Jay.
Name a fantasy punishment nobodyshould ever agree to.
Nobody. Should ever agree to being
succumbed to the gays. OK, you didn't get that one, but

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you got the first 3. Go ahead, Tim.
All right, Jason got three of the four, Tim.
OK, I don't know what that meansas far As for you, but here we
go. Ready.
Oh, he's got. OK, Yeah.
Name the most stressful week of the fantasy season.

(01:01:42):
Championship Week. OK, name a position, people
always overdraft. Name a position people always
overdraft. Wide receiver.
And you got the first one right,second one wrong?
Name. Something you do after winning a
fantasy matchup? Drink champagne.

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Got that one wrong name? A fantasy punishment no one
should ever agree to. Spending a night with the
commish. That's correct, but
unfortunately, Tim, Jason got three out of four and you only
got 2 out of four. So Team 1, you guys are our
fantasy feud winners. It just didn't hit right, did

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it? I don't know how to I don't, I
don't know how to do the game you guys did team won,
congratulations. I don't know what your
consolation prize is, but. Well, I'm going to take that
parking spot back from Shane permanently.
There we go. All right, well, that was a fun
fantasy feud segment. Cookie monsters confirm

(01:03:11):
chocolate chips found in Vince'sbutt weren't actually chocolate.
I'm going R.E.M. Jimmy, who do you think that
was? I'm going you.

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I'm also going R.E.M. I'm also going ME.
It's got RAM written all over it.
Shane, I don't think Shane's with us.
Mike, who do you think that was?I'm going to go with Matt.
Spicy. I don't know if we've heard of
Matt this season yet, have we? Once.
I don't remember what the headline was.
OK, you're right. The big reveal, as the gays like

(01:03:59):
to say. Cookie monsters confirm
chocolate chips found in Vince'sbutt weren't actually chocolate.
From the Cookie Monster himself.Gross butt crumbs.

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Will you guys ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?
Yeah, once or twice. Well, I think it's.

(01:04:46):
Kind of. Sorry, hit the wrong button,
dude. I was not ready to move on at
that point. I'm sorry.
I was not ready to move on there.
I'm sorry guys. I'm ready now.
Let's go. I'm ready.
All right, well, we are back to the wide receivers for Master

(01:05:09):
and disaster. Shane is blowing us all the way
with 22. Me and Tim are at 8.
Justin's at 5. Tim who?
You got it. All right, let's see here.
My master, I'm going to go with Puka Nakua.
He's the wide receiver for the Los Angeles Rams.
One of them #12 to be exact, they're at, they're hosting

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Tampa Bay on Sunday night. He hasn't scored a touchdown in
one game. He's overdue.
So I'm going with Puka Nakua. My week, what?
Week 12 master, My Week 12 disaster, I'm going to go with
Ted Tarion McMillan, wide receiver for Carolina.
They're at San Francisco Monday night.
Yeah, the San Francisco defense is depleted.

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And so is to Terry on McMillan. I'm going to go with him as my
disaster. I like it.
We'll move past Shane just in case he comes back my master.
I'm going with my very own bootay.
Yeah, that's right. The glorious well shaped bootay
going up against Cincinnati. This bootay is going to be wide

(01:06:12):
open all day. We don't play but the the gays
could even get in that bootay with how wide open it's going to
be. Bootay has been sidelined for
the past few weeks, but I tell you what, my bootay has never
been ready for more action and had more balls coming its way.
My bootay in score and we'll go hand in hand this weekend.

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Bootay open for business. My disaster is Rashi Rice.
He'll play like both of his namesakes this weekend.
Small like rice, real tiny. Even Kyler Murray will look like
a giant compared to him, though he can be like a pesky rash at
the same time. Except for NDS D.

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Well they have a a Costco size bottle of Kalamine lotion.
The NDD is going to smear Rashi rice all day by the during the
game. By the end it'll be like it was
never even there. No more itch, no more Rashey,
but certainly more eggs. I love it.
All right, my master. I'm actually going the opposite

(01:07:18):
of what Tim did. I'm taking Tetroya.
How do you say his first name? Teteroshia McMillan.
He's going to be my master. And I'm taking Khalil Shakur as
my disaster. And that was before the game
started and he got hurt. I don't know what he's doing
right now, but he's going to be my disaster.
He came back in and I saw he hada big play.
He had 17 points. God damn, I sucked.

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I'll go ahead and do Shane's if unless he jumps back in.
Shane's taking. Jameson Williams used to
mainline ass on the bench, but now he's switched over to
licking the clitoris at the goalline and it's and it's all
thanks to Dan Campbell taking over the play calling baby,
which he expects to do for the remainder of the season.

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Detroit. They are up against the beat up
Giants secondary this week, which only further solidifies
Jamo as my master. That's Shane for Shane's
disaster. He's taking mediocre doubts.
Excuse me, Romeo daubs the guys damn near as consistent as my
morning shits after a week of Metamucil.
Problem is, I like a little morespice in my diet this week.

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He'll most likely have between 6:00 and 8:00 targets, 3 to 6
receptions, 30 to 60 yards, and almost certainly no touchdowns.
But hey, he'll probably be Love's number one target.
Romeo Dobbs is Shane's disaster for Week 12.
Dooby dooby Doo. And it's time to look at some

(01:08:53):
more of our failures, I think. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.

(01:09:16):
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill, all right
guys, Tim won, everyone else lost last week and he now has A2
game lead on us, so we need to play it perfectly if we have any
chance to catch up on him. Tim.

(01:09:41):
Let's see, let me take a look atthe mad as I I quit doing that
here. Hold on one second.
Somebody else pick. I didn't have my shit ready yet.
I'm sorry. All right, I'm going to go to
myself. Last week I took Jimmy over Zach
and I lost. So this week I'm taking Zach
over Wayne, Zach over Wayne, Zach over Wayne.

(01:10:05):
Jimmy let me down last week. Oh yeah.
I'll go ahead and deliver Shane's while we're waiting.
Last week Shane took Jeff over. Jay gone and he lost.
So this week Shane is taking me over Vince.

(01:10:27):
Smart play based on the projections.
Smart play. I will do the same as well.
I'm going to go with you over Vinny.
All right, you over, Vince, Tim,you want to give Jason's?
Sure, Jason is going to go Shaneover Jason.

(01:10:50):
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(01:11:40):
Sorry, it's chaos over here right now.
Everybody left. Jimmy and Mike are sitting in
silence. You and me don't know what we're
doing. It's just devolved into chaos.
Mike, we want you guys, we want your feedback on this segment.
OK. Tim, you want to go ahead and

(01:12:00):
deliver your oh, you don't have your prop bet ready, do you?
It's all good. I'm going to, I'm going to do it
right here on the spot. I'm going to go ahead and do a
passing prop. We got the, we got the Here it
is. OK, we have the Detroit Lions
hosting the New York Giants. I'm going to go with Jared Goff

(01:12:24):
over 253 1/2 yards passing. Jared Goff over 253 1/2 yards
passing. Mike, Jimmy, What do you guys
think about that? Is it indoors or outdoors?
Hosting it's at in Detroit Indoor.
Yeah, that's, that's a solid bit.

(01:12:46):
And I did it again. I concur.
All right, everybody concurs. Sounds like a good one.
Jared Goff over 253 passing yards.
I'm going to go next. My flake baked and raked lock of
the week is Dallas plus 4 1/2 against Philly.

(01:13:06):
What do you guys think about Dallas with the spread against
Philly? Where's the game at?
I have no idea. Let's.
See here. You want.
It's in Dallas plus three pointsor you got him a + 4 and a.
Half plus 4 1/2 if it's +3 on DraftKings, that's what I'll

(01:13:27):
I'll, I'll have to take that, right.
Yeah, Well, I. Mean where did you get plus 4
1/2 from? I looked at the pics that
probably came out a couple days ago.
OK then yeah, this is the the live, at least right now it's at
+3. I'll probably that makes it a
little bit tougher, but Philly -4 1/2 against Dallas, I'm still

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going to take him plus three. I just feel like they they hit a
little bit of a groove last weekand hopefully they can keep it
going. They're playing at home.
Philly's offense looks like hot garbage.
Yeah. Is that a concur mic for for my
bed or no? I I agree.
OK, Dallas plus 3. Jimmy, what do you think?

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Against Philly? Dallas.
No, no, I'm going. Philly.
All right, we got mixed reactions.
I like, I like Dallas. I mean, look, CD Lamb just got
traded over to the Rosebuds. I think that the Cowboys are
going to come out and they're going to explode.
CD Lamb's going to be fired up about the the move.
Love it, Shane, you're back. You want to deliver.

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Jason's over under. You're you're muted.
Love, bud. Did you see his reaction when he
realized like somebody poked himin the belly?
See, he's taking Seattle and Tennessee over 48 1/2 points.

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Mike, Jimmy, what do you guys think about that, Tim?
And what? What is it again?
It's Seattle and the Seattle, Tennessee game.
The He's taking the over and theline is 40 1/2.
Let's see where the game is. It's in Tennessee.
I think it's the Sam Darnold redemption game.
I agree with that. Against that garbage Tennessee

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team. Who have been coming around the
past couple of years but never made it they.
Have not been coming around, whether they're 2, they're one
and 9 or they're two and eight right now.
All right, over 40 1/2, Tim, youwant to queue up the
Commission's careless cram? I'm.
Ready for whenever he is. Stop.

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OK, we got Indy at Kansas City Sunday at 1:00.
What's the spread? Kansas City -3 1/2 Again, their
home over under 50 1/2. I want to.

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I want to go over. Over 50 1/2.
Yeah, I think Kansas City can win this game.
You know, they're, they just lost a tight game.
But I don't know if they can do it by three points.
But I think that both Indy and KC are going to put up decent
points. I know it's a high number, but.
All right kamesh, over 50 and a half the odds are -1 O 8 right

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now we have 20 bucks in the account again.
I hit on a UFC bet and I think you hit on your.
No, you did not hit. Not last week.
Or last week. But I did put in that bet on the
Cowboys last week using our account and it did hit.
So we're back up to $2020.00 I. Just want to do a flat 4.

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Flat 4 dollars wins you a payoutof 770 and that bet is in Shane.
I didn't give the intro for bacon taking.
It's on you, so if you want to deliver it real quick.
Oh, yeah. But we went two and two last
week. Both myself and Timmy dropped
the ball. Jason Humpy flipped the script
with WS and then obviously just wanted to go into what our picks

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were here. Do you guys already went over
yours? I'm assuming, yeah.
OK. And we went, we're, our record
is 17 and 21 on the season. Not terrible, honestly, we're
and we're fighting back a littlebit.
I think 2 weeks ago we all four threw up eggs.
And we're getting back on the. Board, so I like it.

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I don't think we when's we did all hit it one week.
Sorry, I was just looking at someone to see what week that
was. The week two.
Yeah, all we won. We we were right on week two.
Since then it was crammed. It didn't miss.
Across the board WS. All right, well, I don't have an

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outro Q ready, but go ahead and hit the the trash to me.
Give it the old Irish Popsicle. Piece of white trash.
It's time to trash. The League.
Trash the commish brought to youby the Greg's Eggs is Awesome
YouTube channel. Give him a search, hit the

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subscribe button. If you have the opportunity to
put a thumbs up on any of his videos, make sure to do so.
But always make sure to tell himhe's cool.
Guys, I'm going to keep my word.I'm going to be better at trash
to the commish. And I really let the commish
have it in the open Whenever I was talking about how he he

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tripped or he would fell. And so I'm I'm going to let him
off the hook and I'm not going to trash him again.
This week, Tim, you don't have any trash again, no.
No, I've dedicated a lot of timetoday to try to get this open

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done and I know you promised. Piece of white trash.
It's time to trash the league. All right, I don't have any
trash to commish, but I will trash Jimmy.
Bring it I'm. Kidding.
I'm kidding. I got nothing.
I got nothing. Jimmy doesn't have haters, he

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just has concerned citizens. Tough but fair.
That's really good. Mike Wilgruber has the energy of
a guy who loses arguments with Siri.

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That's really good too. That's really all I got We're.
Going to piece of white trash. Segment.
Oh man. We're at the shit can.
That's trash. The commish segment aren't we
guys? Yep.
Yeah, like two or three. I'm finally going to smoke

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because I don't have much left to say so.
Also, you You upheld your part of the promise.
Yeah, I did. I can't talk.
I dude, I had a bad enough time trying to talk through this
episode. But Jimmy and Mike, we have you
guys here. We might as well talk to you a
little bit. What are what's your outcome for

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the rest of this or what's your outlook for the rest of the
season? And are we already looking at
next season or or Mike, I think you're still in the runnings
pretty heavily, right? Yeah, I need to beat Tim.
Oh shit, you guys are both nine and two.
The Hilltop gays and the Eskimo Bros brothers are both nine and

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two. I didn't even realize.
Yeah, you gave both of them their second loss, each of them
their second loss right in a rowrepping.
Or both repping the same division too, so only one of us
will likely come out with a bye.Yeah, if I lose then you you're
guaranteed the bye. But Jimmy, what does teams Acedo

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have to do to make a comeback next season?
Oh God, I don't know. I kind of went all chips in, all
the more jacks and I was hoping Kelsey have one more good season
go out with a bang, but it was not to be.
Jimmy and interest in the trade deadline, you can maybe move on
from one of your hung studs, I mean young studs and try to

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acquire a couple draft picks or something.
Hung studs, When is the trade deadline again?
I think once the I think once the Monday night game ends, it's
over this week, OK. Yeah, the last game of the week,
yeah. Also, Jim, I see you don't have
anybody on your taxi squad. I'm sure there might be a rookie
or two out there that you might be able to snag up on the out

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there in the players fear as we speak.
I'll give it a shot. I'm just man, it's just a game
of whack A mole. Who's going to disappoint me
this week. Well, Commissioner, you want to
give a quick playoff breakdown? Oh, you already did that, didn't
you? It's looking like right now, you

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guys just described that whoeverwins gets the automatic buy.
So right now it's got Tim on a buy.
It's got me going up against Mike for #4 versus #5 Shane's on
a buy. Oh wait, I'm in the wrong
league. My bad dude, I was.

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About to say yeah you. I was in the Fogger league.
My bad. My bad.
All right, so it's got Mike against Jason, the Zeds get a
buy me against Matt, and yeah, and Tim's on a buy as of right
now. So the playoffs start Week 18,

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is that correct? No, the week, week 15 they
start. Oh, week 15 they start.
OK, so we have what, 2 weeks left in the regular season?
Yeah, so. We're, well, we have three.
We have 12 this week and then 13and 14.
Yeah. So right now it's all divisional
games for everybody. We're playing the final set.
As we opened it up the first three weeks, all divisional
games. Then we mingled around, we kind

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of went out and experimented, kind of like our college days
went around. We were just plugging holes.
We circle back around to our high school sweethearts and.
Fucked him. Oh man, right now you're #1 and
Mike's number 2. And that's just based off

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points. Then Zach, then Humpy, then the
Rosebuds, then Matt. Where's Wayne?
#10 listen, you guys need to be afraid of the cookie monsters

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coming into the final stretch here.
I got Vinnie this week. It's almost a sure thing.
I got Matt next week. It's not looking good for him
either. And I got Jeff in the final week
who's on a who's on a fire sale right now with his team.
So I don't know, I could string together a few wins here.

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I went with these trades. I went all in on this season,
wasn't I'm not too concerned about the draft, but I'd gave my
those draft picks away for valueadds for my team.
I really didn't care if it was amismatched trade or not.
So I'm feeling pretty confident.I have to win out to get it in,
so any game I lose, I'm basically done.

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Me, Matt and Jason are all fighting for the last spot.
Like it, you get a lot on the line.
I don't see anywhere in this league at least that it shows
teams who have clinched. Or am I not seeing it because it
showed it in the Fogger league? I don't.
Know I don't. Know where to look for that at?

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On the Fogger league you had them ranked right?
Like 4th, 5th or the? Is that what you mean by?
Teams that clinched no and if you look at the standings in the
Fogger league, it has like a some type of a marker next to my
name as and then if you Scroll down a little bit further, it
has a like the key and it shows that it means that I've locked
up a first round buy or something like that.

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But with. Interest there's it didn't show
anything on this one, so I didn't know if if we just
haven't reached that plateau yet.
We might not have, I don't know.Well, it's it's hard pulling
content out of you guys, I'll tell you.

(01:26:04):
Sorry dude, I'm exhausted tonight.
It's. Fucking tough man.
But also I suck at hosting Fantasy Feud so we're even.
Everybody's even. Who won?
Team one, Team two. Anyone remember?
Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
No it doesn't, not really. Well, he doesn't have any more

(01:26:27):
trash to dish out. Yeah, I don't have anything
piece. Of white trash.
Thanks for coming on and joiningus again, Mike and Jimmy, a
pleasure. Yes, thank you for having me,
you. Know what the Hell's wrong with
me, dude? I'm.
I'm out of it. I'm sorry.
Oh, who was it? Who was?

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Who was the voice? Oh.
Wait, I'll play it again. I'll play it.
Whatever you want to try to guess real quick.
Cookie monsters confirm chocolate chips found in Vince's
butt weren't actually chocolate I.
Have no idea who that is. Who was it?

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Cookie monsters confirm chocolate chips found in Vince's
butt weren't actually chocolate,brother.
Brother, hope good luck this week, gentlemen.
Prom league podcast we wrap it up right prom picks drafted his

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history insight Shane on the micwith Jason in the pics Tim and
Justin the owners with the pics final huddle the season set for
the verse D and GS finest year We draft me first sword plays.
You know, we coming back this prom league where the real ball
is that chief Mitch Steady holding down the zone, assisting

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with the strategy knowledge fully blown.
Jimmy, Jimmy, very respectful, always going for the consent
first. I like it.

(01:28:26):
Oh, I like it. Showing it's hard to get into

(01:28:50):
the administration. Yeah, dude, they were stacked
against you. I am fucking disgusted by you.
He. Said I could not have.

(01:29:11):
You for you. You've worked a hard, you've
worked your ass off. It's been a long time coming but
also fuck you dude. Yeah, it sounds like it.
I'm wondering, I think he needs.Some help?

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So all them years in the mall, dude, he's all ours.
Said how he's small minded man.