July 2, 2025 • 47 mins
This week we TOUCHUP on the “Jeep Ducking” dashboard epidemic, frog venom skincare gone rogue, and why some granola girls need to take several seats. Mari survives a full-on period-blood facial pitch at the YMCA, Tarryn channels her inner animal rights warrior (with caveats), and we spiral into a lovefest for Pee-wee Herman, Pauly Shore, and oddly shaped rodents in Tennessee. Sprinkle in a PSA about ditching your bad hair colorist and you've got the wildest girl chat since the last time someone wore toe shoes to brunch. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hi, get a little up.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I am Taren, I'm Mari, and you're listening to.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
We hope you're picking.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Up what we're putting down. One day we'll get it together.
Welcome back, guys. Hi, Hi, another Taran and Marie episode.
I've missed you.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I've missed you too. I've missed you. I know, I
was like, I just I see you all the time.
I miss you, guys.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I miss you guys.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You guys.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I know we love you guys. We do love you, guys.
And we're excited to grow you guys. Yea, and now
that we're.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Gremlins like little like just add some water and watch
what happens.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
What happens. Yeah, it's it's been. We're really excited to
I don't know if you guys know yet, but we're
on a we're on a network. We're on We're in it.
We have a new home. We have found a new
home with iHeartRadio and the Bobby Bones Uh Network, which
is Nashville Podcast Network, and we're very excited about it.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I'm so grateful, so grateful. It's such a win, such
a win that I celebrated so hard, did you by myself?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah? I cried thank you. I cried. I drank almost
a whole bottle of rose. I I talk I called
so many people, all my friends.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Everyone is so supportive and so loving, and it was
such a win.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It kind of made me realize how important it is
to celebrate your wins.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, you know, because it's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It's a big deal.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's I think I've celebrated yet.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
It's here, we are here, well, here we are. We're
celebrating now like I did by myself. I had a
Murray party. I love Murray party. Oh yeah, but just
to really party to really I think it's important for
people who are who have set a goal for themselves
and it feel like it's happening or accomplished, yea, to
celebrate the fuck out of it. Yeah, because it happened, Yeah,
(02:00):
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
And we get so caught up with life that like
this big, huge thing that we've been anticipating for a
long time, and you know, it just it took a while.
It takes a while, contracts take a long time. So
we've known this was going to happen for a long time,
and we actually when was that one Caroline Hobby podcast
that was like October.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
October last year year.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, I mean it was a it was a long
time because we oh yeah, we launched in September. Oh yeah,
it was a really long time. It was basically when
we launched, we had an offer to sign, didn't take it,
circled back, was like, fine, we'll take it, and the
rest has just been back and forth whatever. So we've
just yeah, it is. It's a it's a big win,
(02:43):
but you just like forget about it because life, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I have not, Oh I have.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, you're so I'm completely.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
It's because you are the reason for it. Taren Feldman.
I don't I tell you often, but I don't tell
you enough. How truly proud I am. I'm grateful I
am to have you not only as my best friend,
but as my pod partner, my pod wife. And how
hard you work to make things happen. It is so inspiring.
(03:12):
I wish I was half a quarter of little tiny
dick hare of amount of boss bitch that you are.
I just I don't. I'm good at what I know.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah, I stay in my lane, I try, I do
my things that I'm good at.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
But you are just a power. How you're fucking forced dude, It's.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I can't help, but I don't know anything else. I
don't know how else.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
To be great.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah great beneficial, Yeah cool.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Like like super beneficial for beneficial. But the fact that
you believed in me and chows.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, I know, yeah, I know, yeah, absolutely, I know.
People I forgot who I was talking to about it
the other day, like, oh, because of the Alex Cooper
documentary and how they were best friends and how that whatever,
And I was like, yeah, but that's not that. There's
I can tell you the mistakes that they made along
(04:08):
the way. Well, also what they did wrong. They weren't
true best friends. They well yeah they they they potted
and then became close.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
They met each other in college. Yeah, and we're silly
together and said would you like to start this podcast
with me? So it was a pretty quick relationship, like
they became close through it. You and I have so
much history, yeah, of years prior that.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, but you never want to go into something with anybody,
especially a friend, going let's make it fifty to fifty,
but I'll do all the work, Like Alex was like,
I don't care if I have to do all the work.
Let's make it fifty to fifty. That's never going to
end up. How is that fair? Yeah, she was editing
all their Oh that is psychotic. I would never do that.
(04:57):
She has a more of a tech brain than I
ever could. But like, of course you're gonna you should
have taken at least fifty one percent so that you
could make all these decisions and overrule the silly decisions
that she was making. Obviously Alex knew what she was
doing the entire time. Yeah, but anyway, who knows.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
And I even found respect for her after watching the documentary.
I think that she's a very smart businesswoman, very smart.
Her story is pretty cool, very story, very very cool.
That coach, that coach.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I feel ashamed that my last name is her last name.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, I know when I saw that and I was like, oh, yeah,
you're not my feld Man, You're not my feld Man.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
No, no, and it I think I saw something that
was like, you know, all these people are coming out
and saying what a great coach she is. I'm like, yeah,
she was a I'm sure she was a great coach
for those people. Sure, but for some reason she prayed
on Alex Cooper and mistreated her and was unprofessional line
(06:01):
uh sexual assault ye and nobody did anything about it anything.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
And also the years prior to Alex being there, how
long has this coach been uh coaching? How long has
this coach been like for a long time? Yeah, so
how many other girls that were afraid to speak up
or say anything? And then afterwards and you know.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Sometimes you don't think things are cross the line because
it's a woman, Yeah, you know what I mean, especially
if she's not openly gay sure, which I don't know
her sexual orientation or not, but like.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Well just take a look at her.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Correct, But I just didn't want to assume.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
But also, like I'm saying, this is really like.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
But like adult women, there is a like you can't
treat teenage women a certain way. That's fucking sexual assault.
So people just think like people are it's like the
same thing. I mean, not the same thing, but it's
like the Menendez brothers of like, oh their dad would
never or what like just things where you go, oh, no,
(07:07):
that could never happen. Adad dads don't molest boys. They
only molest girls.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, no, no.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
No, it all.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Happens out there, it all.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, And like if your children are telling you something,
listen Jesus.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, And the fact that her mom wrote down in
our journal every time Alex came to her parents. She
wrote down for a year, for the three years of it,
because she I think was let off the team when
she was a junior in college, So it was three
years worth of just every single time this woman hit
(07:41):
on her made her feel awkward.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
It's gonna come back, yeah, I think it's going to
come back around in a not in the coach's favor.
You're not allowed to act like that period A creepy.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Creepy woman. She's probably the same caliber of woman who
also drives around with ducks in her windshield.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I was going to say, this got dark really quickly,
and it's about to get even darker. It's about to
get even darker. Okay, I have something I want to
talk about. It's so weird, but all of a sudden,
it's something that I don't like. It's a type of
person that I don't like, and that feels shitty of me,
but like I just it just came to me and
(08:20):
I just went like, I don't like that person. And
then I kept seeing that same type of person over
and over again, and I was like, I don't like
them at all. So for some reason, for some reason,
it's only in East Nashville, which if you don't live
in Nashville, your Silver Lake, your Greenwich Village, you're kind
(08:44):
of like hipstery area. If you drive a Jeep or
a Corolla.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Oh, Corollas.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh I've seen it in a Corolla or what are
those those boxy cars where the hamsters hamsters? Yeah, maybe
Aki Kisol. If you drive a car like that and
you have a bunch of ducks on your dashboard, I
fucking hate you. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I
(09:13):
wish you nothing but diarrhea. I just don't like you.
I don't like you.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Okay, Now I have questions. I have questions, and I
have a circle back, circle back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, happened yesterday?
Is it the it's the duck that sends you. First
of all, it's the ducks. It's the amount of ducks.
It's not one duck. It's like not with thirty ducks.
It's the whole.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
It's a it's a family of ducks.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It's the cousins, the uncles.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
It's a family of rubber ducks. Tiny rubber duck on
your fucking dashboards? Is there? Why is that happening.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Is that describe the woman.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
It's like, I'm not even paying attention.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Okay, so we don't even.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I don't even.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I just go, I don't know. I hate you because
whatever you do, I hate you. Yesterday I saw what
came out of I saw it.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I was telling Hannah and Emily. We're on our walk
and I was telling them about how you're very upset
with Oh I think. Emily started saying and no, this
is what this is what happened. This is what happened.
Emily said, it's like those people drive around the fucking
ducks in the windshield. That's what happened. And I went,
(10:30):
holy shit, and I go, Taren just told me about
this like two days ago. I've never I don't know
what you guys are talking about. Like, man, it's this
is crazy. I'm just hearing about this now.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It's an epidemic.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
So she is not on board, like she's she got angry.
She was like people, this fucking ducks, this fucking car. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
So then I go to Target. I sent the video
of the picture to you, and I said, this car
just cut me off in the parking lot of Target.
And it was is wrote the whole tales. A young girl.
I didn't really look at her face, but a young girl,
(11:10):
and she said it was jeeps and this was a jeep.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
She said, like it was jeeps. It was mostly happening too,
is it?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
What? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I gotta google it? I gotta google it?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I should have done? Is it? Kind of it's kind
of like.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
The flower, like the daisy flower and the beetle or yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Or like when those people had bugs and they had
eyelashes on their on their headlights. I hated them too.
We hated them too.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
We are they driving around just collecting ducks?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Ducks? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It's a crazy, crazy hold on.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
A second, go ahead. The trend of placing rubber ducks
on jeep dashboards, often called jeep ducking, is a way
for jeep owners to spread kindness oh no, and build
garaderie within the jeep. It originated.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
These people.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It originated in twenty twenty during the pandemic as a
way to boost morale, and has evolved into lighthearted tradition
of random axicas.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Okay, well all right, well we're about you got a lot.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Of hate from cancel. What is it?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Called junckint duckan jeep in jeep duck in jeep duck in.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh there, it's a thing.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Oh shit, listen, I.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Mean it's a thing.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Oh my, that's too many dogs.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
How do you even die your windshield?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Should we start this podcast over?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
No, it's how I feel. It's how I feel.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
It's okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I'll let you know if I feel different about it.
Oh god, Okay, it's.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Like a certain especially with like all the things on
the the rear view mirror, like all the trinkets and
the dinkets and the dangles, and then.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, they're just like it's wow, Wow.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
He's got a big guy on there. He's got a captain.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, if there was a big giant duck on it.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
That one, that's fun big. So you're in share.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
One kindness, not not a hundred ducks.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Okay, all right. So they're just they're.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Oh okay, yeah, it's okay, it's I'm wrong. No, you're
not wrong. You're not You're not wrong. I actually think
it's stupid too, okay, And so does Emily. So does Emily.
She said, I think it's really fucking stupid. Okay, Okay.
So We're not the only one. Okay, Okay, also whatever,
(13:52):
do do your duck. We're not like, we're not.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Would you rather fight one duck sized horse or one hundred.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Duck duck sized horses? One duck, one duck? One?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, it's a certain it's a certain person. It's kind
of like the certain person who And these are just
like relatable conversations that we're having now. So I've realized
that I'm like you, I can fit into any you
know me, I can you can take me literally any
ess and I can have conversations with anybody. It could
(14:33):
be all groups, all walks of life. Yes, and I
am there. I will fit right in. Yes, I've realized
that I don't really fit in or connect with the
super Supergranola.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Okay, what's that line?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
So the super Granola? So there was I feel number
one sometimes judged by them the most in a certain way.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
If you're not they think that people that live in
society are are all sheep or whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Right, but you're supposed to be the ones that are
accepting and loving and all of this and that, and yeah,
none of it makes sense, right, none of it makes sense.
So I was in the Saana you were in theo.
I was in the sauna.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
That one took me a minute to decipher. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
And I was having a conversation with two granola girls
nice enough.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Whatever were they stinky? One of them looked, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
We're coming from love. We're just speaking our truth right now.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
That's it speaking our truth.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Sure, And I was saying, they were talking about how
they one girl gets frog venom on her to get
all of the something flushed out. She just goes, what's that?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I'd like to know.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I don't want to do it. Though I don't want it.
It's like, so what it was to get all of
the metals or what does she get flushed out? Oh? Oh, parasites?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Those are in your gut?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Though I don't remember then, but they did put frog
venom semene. Okay, okay, okay, yeah, get there.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
This feels like a moment that you're wrong.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Okay, hold on, because it's not really about this, it's
about where it was headed. So I said, I said,
that seems intense. What if somebody's allergic to it? And
I had a bad reaction if I put it on
my body? And she said, well, do you get botox?
And I said, well, yeah. She was like, I mean
those are toxins that you put in your face, so
(16:59):
like it's no friend then blah blah blah. And I
was like okay, and the delivery was a little judging,
Oh yeah, okay, sure of course, followed by another granola girl,
even more so granola than the other one, saying we
were talking about skincare or how it was good for
(17:22):
your skin too, and she said have you ever She's like,
I'm sorry to enter this conversation, but have you ever
put your period of blood on your face before?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
She's like, people do that for sure?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
And I said no, and she said, well, like would you?
And I said absolutely not? And she said why And
I said, I think for me personally, it's disgusting. Yeah,
how do you feel about it?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I mean I don't think I really care. I mean
I was about to eat my placenta, so I'm just
not for it. It's not something I think is what's
the point.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Well, she was saying that it the effects of it
are good for your skin, great for your skin. She's like,
do you well, then you won't have to get botox
if you just put your period blood.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'm I don't think it's that simple.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
And I said, okay. I was like, and I'm trying
to just kind of relax in the sauna. It's my
nice So now I'm feeling a little judged and they're
not letting up. She's not letting up right, And so
I walked out of the sauna and I sat outside
and then she came over to me with her other
(18:33):
giranlla friend and they sat right down next to me,
and they're like, well, like we can be friends. And
I was like, okay, and she said, would you like
just try it?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
And I go, wait, no pressure in you in period blood?
Face mask?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yes? Yes, this is like this is I felt attacked.
I actually my heart started getting because I'm starting getting like,
I'm like, no means no. I don't want to put
my period of blood on my face. No means no. Well,
so so then she goes, I mean, have you ever
like had sex in your period?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
And I'm yeah, but then I didn't put his dick
on my forehead, So what's the what the point?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah, She's like, I mean it's your body, it's your body,
it's your blood.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I go, and it's also my choice not to put
it on.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
And finally I stood up and I said, respect respectfully,
I don't want to have this conversation anymore. I'm not
going to put my feary of blood on my face,
So thank you so much. I had to, and my
heart was like this because I started feeling so weird.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
That's a weird conversation I have at the gym.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, I've never seen this girl either, and I.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Know everybody at my local MC.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Intruders.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Intruders, just like weird granola girls going around trying to
get everybody to full moon themselves. Yeah, so that was
a that's a group that I'm not into. I don't
think i'm in, just like you're not into the duck.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah, I don't get people.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I don't think I'm into super Gridinals.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah. I mean, it's just so funny everybody's opinion. I
could have knowledge behind it, you know nothing about If
you don't, chances are if you're just like botox is
a chemical, therefore it's dead to me, you probably don't
know a lot about it. So your this is just
(20:16):
strictly your opinion. There's no like, it's not like she
used to be an esthetician and then she went girl. Yeah, yeah, no,
that's that's my issue.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
It's just a girl. My issue is somebody like not
like listening to when somebody says cool, good, thank you
for this information, but I'm not I'm not going to
do it. When they shove their opinions down your throat's
and bothersome that's that's my biggest I would never do
that to anybody. We all have different opinions and things.
(20:50):
But cool, that's great, cool, great, Yeah, thank you. I'm
so happy that your skin.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Rub it all over your body and have a whole
fucking ceremony about it. I'm just not going to show
up and thanks for the invite. I'm just not coming.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
No, And you followed me out of the sauna. I
was relaxing in the sound. You followed me out of
the sauna. Yeah, I got judged from getting botox. Well
in general, Oh, I've I've been through the ringer of
sounda conversation. Yeah, sometimes the ring just sh yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I want to and it's too hot to talk.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Also, talk about social cues when you're just like this.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
And someone's like, hey, do you want to put your
period on your face?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah? Or whatever. Just I'm a stranger.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, I'm a stranger one hundred percent start with that.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Have you seen a good shows? There was another crazy
girl who lied about cancer. Did you see that one? No,
she's Australian. No.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I did watch the Peewe Hermet documentary though, so good.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
But I love Paul Rubin so much. Rub I pee
Wee was my favorite. I had a pee Wee doll
when you pulled him. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Do you know anything about him in his personal life?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I don't know too much. And I was really excited.
I was really looking forward to watching this documentary.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Watch it.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Okay, he's wonderful, correct, wonder wonderful, wonderful.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
He just got a weird.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Well he got that one weird rap for jaking off
in the movie theater. But it wasn't anything creepy.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
No, it wasn't anything creepy. And also stop, we've all
had sex and weird places that we we just didn't
got doing it. Yeah. And also, I mean he just
couldn't be gay, you know what I mean, he couldn't
be out. Paul Rubin gay the gayest. You're gonna love
this documentary so much, the gayest, the gayest.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I'm all like, I love Paul Rubin. I didn't even
know he was gay.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
No one knew he was gay. He was in the
closet the entire time. Really, there was a tiny part
in the seventies that he was out like in New York,
when like New York was like at its funnest, best, druggiest,
our most artistic, like the Andy Kaufman era, where everybody
could be whoever they wanted to be. And then when
(23:22):
he moved to la and started working in Hollywood, he
couldn't be gay anymore. Wow, So we went back in
the closet.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
So he went back in the closet. Yeah, I mean,
look at him, he's pewee.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I know, but excuse me, I don't know. I'm gonna
throw up really quick, you guys clear, and then I'm
gonna put it on my face.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Have you ever put your burps on your face before? Taren?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Never?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Why?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Why?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
God? I just like truly don't care what anyone does. Know,
Like I just am like.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Oh I don't tired weird ship on me and forced
me to know.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I know, it's just so funny. It's a double.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Standard, double standard. And listen, I'm not I'm sorry for anyone.
Super great, it's a very certain type of person though too.
It's oh, it's for everybody.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
It's like the pretentious all knowing. Yeah that is Sametime,
Your pretentious are all knowing.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I just can't fox with you.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
I can't, I can't you all right?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Back to Paul, I know, he just was so fantastic
and his story is just so divine and so wonderful,
and you need to watch it.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Where can we stream this?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
I believe it's either on Amazon or Netflix. I can't remember,
but I watched it. It's too two parts, and it's
just I just love him. Oh, we're keeping you up, Yeah,
you are keeping more so much?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Okay? And how did he with cancer? Yeact, yes, no
one knew he had cancer either. He hit everything, he
hid everything everything.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
You know what, who's the exercise guy? Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Richard Simmons.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
I loved Richard Simmons.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
I love Richard Simmons too, how funny I loved.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I really feel like we owe a lot of people
apologies for being They were authentical.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
So cruel to him.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
So mean to him.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Do you know who? Do you know where? Terrible to him?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Howard Stern, Well, fuck, Howard Howard Stern was mean to everyone.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
He was really mean to he was.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
He was the seventies and eighties. Perez fucking Hilton.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah, I think he's better now. I think he's toned down.
He's a little bit.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
More sure, fine, but also like, fuck him.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
He was very cruel to a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, Richard Simmons Smith, he was sweet to everybody, kind.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Soul who was overweight for a majority of his life
and lost weight and wanted to just make an impact
on the fitness world and be an inspiration for people
who like a story, you know, like a fitness guru.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
And I would have been friends with him. I would
have hung out with him. He was so.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Funny and he was exactly who he was.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, I know. I don't know why people just hate
on people that can just like live freely in their
own skin. It's so bizarre. You wish, actually, yeah, you wish.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Bro. It didn't stop him. He made millions of dollars. Good,
he's Richard Simmons, he's a household name. I know.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I hope he did, though, make millions.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Of dollars, Yes, he did. He also died, I.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Know he died recently.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, well a little bit more recently.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah, yeah, Well then, yeah, I guess Paul Rubins died
two years ago. Oh, two three years ago.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
We were looking forward to watching this documentary.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh, it's so good. Is there a Richard Simmons documentary
coming out? I hope?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Oh who would play him? No? Oh no, it was
weird al there was a weird Owl documentary.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Oh no, Polly Shor is playing Richard Simmons. It's a
it's it's a biopic, though it's not like a documentary.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
That's a perfect I also love Polls in the.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
He's in the jet oh man and cino man.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Oh, such a great movie, was it?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Father in law?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, father in law Polly Shore.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
You know Polly Shore's mother, Uh is the one who
opened the comedy store in l a get out of
the comedy house, like the comedy store where millions of
comedians were born.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Wow, so now Polly owns it? You say, Paully, weird Polly.
You're saying Polly, Yeah, p O l O, even though
it's p A U. I know, I'm California. Of course
I'm gonna say Polly, Polly, Polly, Paul, Polly, Paul, Paul.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Paul.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Okay, now say Polly.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Polly, Polly Shore, Polly it's good, Poy Shore Polly Sure. Yeah,
so this I don't pronounce the use or the as.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
I just all.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
O's oh, it's good.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
This girl was another freaking Scamanda, but Australian. So she
claimed to have cured her cancer with green juicing and diet.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
She fucking died, bro, didn't she die? She accidentally died?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Oh I thought she. I thought I saw this one.
It was like an influencer who was like, oh, yeah,
I'm just juicing and she accidentally like killed herself. How
because you can't just survive off of Oh.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
She killed herself by just juicing and doing the whole
Are there more than one? How many people are doing this?
Because this is crazy?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, I feel like it was on you know who
I was. I fucking hate man, But this girl mads like,
we haven't done an episode of Just You and Me,
so it's just got a lot to catch up on.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Well, yeah, you got this, you got this.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
You got this.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
The girl who fake faked her kidnapping Cherry Peppinie, she's
just I mean, I guess we'll never know, but.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Wow, wow, just have a conversation with your husband.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, I guess he was really like shittying, abusive, and
I don't know, I really I watched the like original
documentary about it, but then they just released one of
her telling her side of the story, and she was like,
I didn't lie. He kidnapped me. I was trying to
(29:51):
like escape the situation and not get hurt or killed.
And then obviously I got caught lying because I was
covering up for him, and I didn't want my husband
to know that. For like two years, I was talking
to him, but then he got crazy and he abducted
me and like beat me and did all these things.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
But but I don't know. Do you know what I want?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
It looks like you have ducks on your Listen here, Sherry,
listen here?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
What do you listen? What do you? What do you?
What do you? Granola?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
What do you not us? Get out of here?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
You you do? You know what he's doing? You got
ducks in your car? Certain persons person again, not hate,
We're just no, it's like watersoft people. It's watersoft people
or like toe shoe.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, it's like when you go to the lake and
you're like, oh, yeah, the lake people like certain lake people.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Certain person, yes, a certain type of person toe shoes, Oh,
toe shoes?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I saw a guy in socks?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Why do you need to be so agile?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I saw a guy had a conversation, a quick conversation
with the guy in socks and flip flops the other day.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
How oh no, how his toes went through the flip flops.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
It's a question that I ran over in my head
a bunch of times. After I got in the car,
I was like, I have so many questions for this.
You have to either like, because your toe when you
put a sock on, the sock sits tight to your foot, right,
everybody knows. Everyone knows it.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
It's just science science.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
So you gotta what take your finger and.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Moose loosen, loosen, loosen your moose.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
You gotta your moose. And then you gotta sham in
a flip.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Flop because you just don't. You already took the time
to put the socks on, you don't want to put
the shoes on.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Two And also I like, hurry up and yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Taking my time, but I'm in a rush. Yeah, so confusing.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I also know this guy if he's doing this, because.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
This is disgusting. This is disgusting, you know, I don't
wear flip flops, right, yeah, I can't. I just picturing like,
you can't touch my toes and nothing between my toes.
So for me, this is just repulsive offensive. Is he Well,
he was. He was a nice guy. We were just
like talked about. He was like you got going on there,
and I was. But he was wearing a tank top
(32:31):
and shorts and then the socks and sandals, so it
was a whole move. It was a whole vibe. But
is this guy you think like as soon as he
goes home, he takes the flip flops off and his
sock is still just staying in this position.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
No, he probably wiggles his toes out of it.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I don't know. I think he's just ready to insert.
I don't know at any moment. Well, you never know.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
You gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
You got like, what if it's an emergency, then you
gotta If you wiggle, then you got to take the
time to I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
I kind of feel like he goes home and plays
video games and while he's there in his recliner, he's
wiggling his toe to get the moose knuckle out.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, okay, and he eats.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Like frozen TV dinners Yes, and.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Has a carpal tunnel bracelet. I'm so sorry. Is that
hitting too close to have?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Can right now?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
But I'm not okay? But I don't want it. I
don't want I don't want you to either. I really
don't want you to. I've got I don't you could
do this if you've got a carpal tunnel bracelet. The
next thing is gonna happen? What ducks in your waishielder?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah? Yeah, first, carbo tunnel bracelet. Second, I'm gonna start
listening to corn again. I'm gonna love smashing Pumpkins.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Don't you dare? Don't you dare? Don't you dare?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I'm gonna like like tribal and like fairies. Oh you
know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Yeah, blood period, blood period period. But do you know what? Also,
since we're on the kick of negativity of things that
we don't like, this is what this episode. This is
a weird episode because usually we're really positive and very yeah,
but and we are very much.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
But this is I positively don't like you, right.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
I have realized by having conversations with my friend Hannah.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
And then who Hannah, oh, Hannah.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
And this might sound cold, okay, and you may judge
me a little bit, sure because I love dogs.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Oh yeah, I already don't like where this is going.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Cats can go oh oh away, sure, like I have
so much compassion for animals, like when I see an animal,
for all farm animals, okay, pigs, mm hmmm, I love.
I don't want to hold it. You don't have to.
(34:55):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
You don't have to. You just have to want them
to not be slaughtered in a terrible way.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
I don't want that. No, But but you know people like
if there was a pig, someone was bringing their pet
pig in here, like that girl walk the carpet with
or just.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Just I'd love every moment of it.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
I don't want to. I don't.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
I just goats there, demonic eyes, oh ghost, I.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Like over here.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I trust you. But yeah, Funny cows, I love cows.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Oh they're just big with the bees, they're so big.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
They won't play with balls, okay with balls.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Still play with like bouncy toy balls. And when you
take their children away from them, they cry and they
or their best friends.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I'm not saying it's not sweet. Chickens, I don't ever
want to hold them. See one. Like horses, I think
are beautiful and majestic. I got bit by one recently.
I was so brave that did you hear that story?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I saw that story. You put it on me, and
I put.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
My hand to try to touch his beak.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Thought it was a carrot like you probably thought you
had something to offer.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah, I'm not good with farm animals.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Okay, so it makes me feel like I don't really
care about them.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
I care about them, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
About them, right, No, no, let me switch that I
care about them. I don't care about them.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Okay, that checks out. If I had lots of money,
i'd have farm animals. I know i'd rescue all the idiots.
I know what's your favorite farm animal? Probably pigs.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
They're so they're smarter than the dumb dogs I have inside.
I know that I would do anything for skin feels nice.
That's okay. But if you got to know a pig,
I think you'd be like, this pig is so funny,
like he's so smart. I just I don't know. But
(36:46):
I also am attached to Like yesterday, I was in
the pool and I was like, what is on the stairs? Like,
just on the stairs of the pool, mind you, I
live in Narnia. There's animals. I've made friends with frogs.
They die in my pool all the time. I wish
they knew it was chlorine. Whatever. They don't they die.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Do you touch them?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
No, but AJ takes. I don't think it's smart for
me to touch anything. Don't touch anything this time in
my situation. Don't touch And I was like, what is
on the stair? And I go closer, I'm like, oh,
that's a weird looking butterfly? And it wasn't a butterfly.
It was a tiny rabbit mouse. I'm sorry, a little
rabbit mouse. It looked like a rabbit, like a baby rabbit.
(37:32):
But I think it was a mouse. But it just
had shorter hands like it was. It was very interesting.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Was it a species that you've never discovered?
Speaker 1 (37:40):
It could it could be like a burrowing kind.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Of underground rabbit mouse like that. I'm like, a really rare,
not a rare.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
I just think something that lives underground.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
It's pretty rare since I've never heard of a rabbit mouse.
Should we look it up?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Do you want me to look up rabbit mouse.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah, that lives underground, because I've seen Queenie pull things
out of the ground and it looked I was like, oh,
that's a baby bunny. Leave it.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Rabbit mouse that lives underground.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
In the in Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
In Tennessee, here we go, Oh, would you look at this? Okay,
there's a fascinating creature in Tennessee that exhibits characteristics of
both a rabbit stamping hind feet stamping hind feet and
a mouse roading classification and it lives underground in tunnels.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Okay, So this guy accidentally got stranded on my stair
on my step and was surrounded by water. Yes, him
was surrounded by water, and so he was like, ah shit,
because I like went up to him and I was like, oh,
you're like a little guy, but you just you're afraid
to get off the ladder because you might get in
the water. And I had to get aj to save
(38:54):
him because I was like, oh, I can't touch him.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Would you have touched him if you weren't pregnant?
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Yeah, would have.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Yeah, he was this far away he could have. I mean,
but he was a baby. So he was just like,
oh shit, I'm stuck.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
I'm stuck. Yeah, so he caught him and wow, I
wouldn't have touched him. You would have just let him
stay on the stair. I would have gotten something to
help him him, put him in a thing.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
He immediately jumped. He was like, oh sweet, sweet, immediately jumped.
And then I was like, walk him far away so
he doesn't come in the pool again. Yeah, or one
of the dogs eats him.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Has he been back? No? Did he thank you?
Speaker 1 (39:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
That's rude. There was a video to make things more
positive and beautiful. There was a video of a couple
that was fishing and I guess for a couple of days,
there was this bear that was spotted swimming around like
(39:58):
and then I don't know if it was on l
I don't know if you could swim for that long,
but anyway, with a cheeseball plastic container on his head.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Stuck stuck, real pickle, real pickle.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
And it was a baby. It was a baby bear
trying to.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Eat some cheese balls, trying to eat some shoes.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
But close to death because he was extremely disoriented. He
was having a hard time breathing.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Saved him.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
He couldn't eat. The couple so they finally found him
It took them a couple tries on, not a once, on,
not a twice, about three times, and he finally back
the little canoe up and popped it off, and he just, oh,
what a beautiful story.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Though. Yeah, that's what that's that's all you gotta.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Do, And that's what I would do for every barn
animal I here. You just don't don't I don't, don't
touch me, don't I'll save you. Don't touch me, but
I'll save you.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
There's also like, I'm not picking up a turtle. Oh,
I picked up a turtle to save it. I'm You're
going goal exist. No, I think I think I've been
bit by too many. I've been bit by an alpaca.
Have you ever been bit by an alpaca?
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Okay, see, so do you understand I've been attacked.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
I've been attacked by dog. I've been attacked by a
ferret like I'm you have your traumatized by.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Okay, Well, in Switzerland, let's end on this note. Okay,
in Switzerland, we're gonna try and turn this negative podcast around.
In Switzerland, it's illegal to own just one guinea pig
because they get lonely. You gotta have multiple guinea pigs.
If you're gonna do it, you got a ganggang.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
They made it illegal.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Yeah, you can't just have one.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
This is how much the cat and speed in no
in Switzerland, Switzerland?
Speaker 4 (41:52):
Yeah duh yeah, the police are here.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Oh shit?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Or do you only have one more guinea pigs right now?
That's so funny? What are you in for?
Speaker 2 (42:06):
I only have one pig. I only got five to
life from one guinea pig.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Imagine that's something.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
They raid the home looking for the other one. Show
us the other one because he's like the other ones here,
I promise they're like, show us you're you're a liar.
You know the rule they get lonely.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
We know the rule.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Well here's the thing. We get lonely.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yeah, but we know we have the capacity to be unlnely.
Where a guinea pig is just like hello, they're in
their cage.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
They're just like, don't dogs get Don't dogs kind of
need a companion too, don't do they do?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
They are animals? Okay, that's why I think most guinea
pigs specifically specifically get really lonely.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
That was a really great fact to end on, and
I can't wait to go forth today and spread that information.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Come from there, not not ducks on dash.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Not come from there, not ducks on dash or period
blood force forcing facials.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yeah, all right, well, thanks for listening to this super
weird episode. Also, can you guys follow us on Instagram
and subscribe on our YouTube. Everything is the touch up.
We've kept it super consistent with everything, but we will
be posting. We are actually talking more about beauty.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
I was just going to say, I was just going
to say, if you're new to our podcast and want
to hear more beauty tips and tricks and hacks and
know what our awesome guests wear and love to use
a lot, more of our episodes are very heavy with
that and dive more into that. These with Taren and I.
We don't know where it's gonna go.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Oh yeah, we don't know where it's gonna go. We're
just we're listen. We've been friends for like ten years.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
We're catching up.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
We're catching up. We like don't talk other than the podcast,
no truly, but we could just talk here, yeah with
you guys, and.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Then you get all of the fun stuff, the knowledge,
the education through our guests. Mainly, Yeah, although your hair
looks great, you want to talk about your blonde hair.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah, actually I did just go blonder. Something I have
noticed is that a lot of people stay with their
hair person because they don't want to leave.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Oh, well, that's loyalty, cheap for you. Yeah, loyalty. I'll
leave if I don't like it, I'll leave you. Well,
you're a different breed of person. You're if you do
something not okay one time, you're like and this is
not going to work out for me.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Yeah, you're hard.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Did you find a new girl ors?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Oh no, no, this is Amanda. I've been going to
her for a while. Okay, yeah, she does a great job.
I think I should see Amanda because your hair looks great. Yeah,
I need my I'm very great in the back. It's
time okay.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
But yes, people are usually very loyal to their hair girls.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yeah, which is fine.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Well, form a connection therapist.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
But if you're fine, stay, But if you really are
having a hard time and you hate your hair, I
think it's time for you to find another person. Blink
twice and just find another hair person. It's not that
big of a deal.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
No, and people respect you more when you say hey,
it's I'm moving on. It's not me. It's you.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
It's one hundred percent you. I didn't like the way
you did my hair, so I'm going to find somebody else.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Yeah, they're used to it.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Yeah, well I think I mean, we could die. We'll
dive into this next time because we've got our next episode.
But I think there's a lot of hairstylists that don't
respect the integrity of their client's hair. And that goes
for people that do what we do. There's a lot
of hair stylists that over heat and don't keep the
(46:04):
integrity of the hair. And I think it's just people
that don't actually do hair. I just noticed that a lot. Okay,
I'm noticing that a lot.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, well we'll talk about it next time.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Yeah, we'll talk more.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
But your hair looks beautiful.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Thank you, Tom.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
You're ready. You're going to be a gorgeous woman in labor. Yeah,
it's gorgeous in labor. Did you see there's a video
of a girl who her sister came and did her
makeup full lamb beat down, beat down for her delivery?
May can you yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:33):
First of all?
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Second of all, yeah, beat beat down.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
That's wild. I don't want that.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
No, No, it was It was bizarre because then she's
just holding the.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Baby and just gorgeous, full oos.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Good world, the world's christ, the world's the world's beautiful.
But it's very weird out there, I think, especially when
you're riding around with duction you win show, its even weirder.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
All right.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
On that note, I.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Know, I hope everyone has a great week. We'll we'll
see you soon, see you soon, unless you have ducks
on your dashboard, then you even go fund yourself. But
thanks for listening, all right, Bye later.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
By m h m hm hm
Hi, get a little up.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I am Taren, I'm Mari, and you're listening to.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
We hope you're picking.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Up what we're putting down. One day we'll get it together.
Welcome back, guys. Hi, Hi, another Taran and Marie episode.
I've missed you.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I've missed you too. I've missed you. I know, I
was like, I just I see you all the time.
I miss you, guys.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I miss you guys.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You guys.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I know we love you guys. We do love you, guys.
And we're excited to grow you guys. Yea, and now
that we're.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Gremlins like little like just add some water and watch
what happens.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
What happens. Yeah, it's it's been. We're really excited to
I don't know if you guys know yet, but we're
on a we're on a network. We're on We're in it.
We have a new home. We have found a new
home with iHeartRadio and the Bobby Bones Uh Network, which
is Nashville Podcast Network, and we're very excited about it.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I'm so grateful, so grateful. It's such a win, such
a win that I celebrated so hard, did you by myself?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah? I cried thank you. I cried. I drank almost
a whole bottle of rose. I I talk I called
so many people, all my friends.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Everyone is so supportive and so loving, and it was
such a win.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It kind of made me realize how important it is
to celebrate your wins.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, you know, because it's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It's a big deal.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's I think I've celebrated yet.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
It's here, we are here, well, here we are. We're
celebrating now like I did by myself. I had a
Murray party. I love Murray party. Oh yeah, but just
to really party to really I think it's important for
people who are who have set a goal for themselves
and it feel like it's happening or accomplished, yea, to
celebrate the fuck out of it. Yeah, because it happened, Yeah,
(02:00):
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
And we get so caught up with life that like
this big, huge thing that we've been anticipating for a
long time, and you know, it just it took a while.
It takes a while, contracts take a long time. So
we've known this was going to happen for a long time,
and we actually when was that one Caroline Hobby podcast
that was like October.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
October last year year.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, I mean it was a it was a long
time because we oh yeah, we launched in September. Oh yeah,
it was a really long time. It was basically when
we launched, we had an offer to sign, didn't take it,
circled back, was like, fine, we'll take it, and the
rest has just been back and forth whatever. So we've
just yeah, it is. It's a it's a big win,
(02:43):
but you just like forget about it because life, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I have not, Oh I have.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, you're so I'm completely.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
It's because you are the reason for it. Taren Feldman.
I don't I tell you often, but I don't tell
you enough. How truly proud I am. I'm grateful I
am to have you not only as my best friend,
but as my pod partner, my pod wife. And how
hard you work to make things happen. It is so inspiring.
(03:12):
I wish I was half a quarter of little tiny
dick hare of amount of boss bitch that you are.
I just I don't. I'm good at what I know.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah, I stay in my lane, I try, I do
my things that I'm good at.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
But you are just a power. How you're fucking forced dude, It's.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I can't help, but I don't know anything else. I
don't know how else.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
To be great.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah great beneficial, Yeah cool.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Like like super beneficial for beneficial. But the fact that
you believed in me and chows.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, I know, yeah, I know, yeah, absolutely, I know.
People I forgot who I was talking to about it
the other day, like, oh, because of the Alex Cooper
documentary and how they were best friends and how that whatever,
And I was like, yeah, but that's not that. There's
I can tell you the mistakes that they made along
(04:08):
the way. Well, also what they did wrong. They weren't
true best friends. They well yeah they they they potted
and then became close.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
They met each other in college. Yeah, and we're silly
together and said would you like to start this podcast
with me? So it was a pretty quick relationship, like
they became close through it. You and I have so
much history, yeah, of years prior that.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, but you never want to go into something with anybody,
especially a friend, going let's make it fifty to fifty,
but I'll do all the work, Like Alex was like,
I don't care if I have to do all the work.
Let's make it fifty to fifty. That's never going to
end up. How is that fair? Yeah, she was editing
all their Oh that is psychotic. I would never do that.
(04:57):
She has a more of a tech brain than I
ever could. But like, of course you're gonna you should
have taken at least fifty one percent so that you
could make all these decisions and overrule the silly decisions
that she was making. Obviously Alex knew what she was
doing the entire time. Yeah, but anyway, who knows.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
And I even found respect for her after watching the documentary.
I think that she's a very smart businesswoman, very smart.
Her story is pretty cool, very story, very very cool.
That coach, that coach.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I feel ashamed that my last name is her last name.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, I know when I saw that and I was like, oh, yeah,
you're not my feld Man, You're not my feld Man.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
No, no, and it I think I saw something that
was like, you know, all these people are coming out
and saying what a great coach she is. I'm like, yeah,
she was a I'm sure she was a great coach
for those people. Sure, but for some reason she prayed
on Alex Cooper and mistreated her and was unprofessional line
(06:01):
uh sexual assault ye and nobody did anything about it anything.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
And also the years prior to Alex being there, how
long has this coach been uh coaching? How long has
this coach been like for a long time? Yeah, so
how many other girls that were afraid to speak up
or say anything? And then afterwards and you know.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Sometimes you don't think things are cross the line because
it's a woman, Yeah, you know what I mean, especially
if she's not openly gay sure, which I don't know
her sexual orientation or not, but like.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Well just take a look at her.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Correct, But I just didn't want to assume.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
But also, like I'm saying, this is really like.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
But like adult women, there is a like you can't
treat teenage women a certain way. That's fucking sexual assault.
So people just think like people are it's like the
same thing. I mean, not the same thing, but it's
like the Menendez brothers of like, oh their dad would
never or what like just things where you go, oh, no,
(07:07):
that could never happen. Adad dads don't molest boys. They
only molest girls.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, no, no.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
No, it all.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Happens out there, it all.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, And like if your children are telling you something,
listen Jesus.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, And the fact that her mom wrote down in
our journal every time Alex came to her parents. She
wrote down for a year, for the three years of it,
because she I think was let off the team when
she was a junior in college, So it was three
years worth of just every single time this woman hit
(07:41):
on her made her feel awkward.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
It's gonna come back, yeah, I think it's going to
come back around in a not in the coach's favor.
You're not allowed to act like that period A creepy.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Creepy woman. She's probably the same caliber of woman who
also drives around with ducks in her windshield.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I was going to say, this got dark really quickly,
and it's about to get even darker. It's about to
get even darker. Okay, I have something I want to
talk about. It's so weird, but all of a sudden,
it's something that I don't like. It's a type of
person that I don't like, and that feels shitty of me,
but like I just it just came to me and
(08:20):
I just went like, I don't like that person. And
then I kept seeing that same type of person over
and over again, and I was like, I don't like
them at all. So for some reason, for some reason,
it's only in East Nashville, which if you don't live
in Nashville, your Silver Lake, your Greenwich Village, you're kind
(08:44):
of like hipstery area. If you drive a Jeep or
a Corolla.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Oh, Corollas.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh I've seen it in a Corolla or what are
those those boxy cars where the hamsters hamsters? Yeah, maybe
Aki Kisol. If you drive a car like that and
you have a bunch of ducks on your dashboard, I
fucking hate you. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I
(09:13):
wish you nothing but diarrhea. I just don't like you.
I don't like you.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Okay, Now I have questions. I have questions, and I
have a circle back, circle back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, happened yesterday?
Is it the it's the duck that sends you. First
of all, it's the ducks. It's the amount of ducks.
It's not one duck. It's like not with thirty ducks.
It's the whole.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
It's a it's a family of ducks.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It's the cousins, the uncles.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
It's a family of rubber ducks. Tiny rubber duck on
your fucking dashboards? Is there? Why is that happening.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Is that describe the woman.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
It's like, I'm not even paying attention.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Okay, so we don't even.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I don't even.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I just go, I don't know. I hate you because
whatever you do, I hate you. Yesterday I saw what
came out of I saw it.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I was telling Hannah and Emily. We're on our walk
and I was telling them about how you're very upset
with Oh I think. Emily started saying and no, this
is what this is what happened. This is what happened.
Emily said, it's like those people drive around the fucking
ducks in the windshield. That's what happened. And I went,
(10:30):
holy shit, and I go, Taren just told me about
this like two days ago. I've never I don't know
what you guys are talking about. Like, man, it's this
is crazy. I'm just hearing about this now.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It's an epidemic.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
So she is not on board, like she's she got angry.
She was like people, this fucking ducks, this fucking car. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
So then I go to Target. I sent the video
of the picture to you, and I said, this car
just cut me off in the parking lot of Target.
And it was is wrote the whole tales. A young girl.
I didn't really look at her face, but a young girl,
(11:10):
and she said it was jeeps and this was a jeep.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
She said, like it was jeeps. It was mostly happening too,
is it?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
What? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I gotta google it? I gotta google it?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I should have done? Is it? Kind of it's kind
of like.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
The flower, like the daisy flower and the beetle or yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Or like when those people had bugs and they had
eyelashes on their on their headlights. I hated them too.
We hated them too.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
We are they driving around just collecting ducks?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Ducks? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It's a crazy, crazy hold on.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
A second, go ahead. The trend of placing rubber ducks
on jeep dashboards, often called jeep ducking, is a way
for jeep owners to spread kindness oh no, and build
garaderie within the jeep. It originated.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
These people.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It originated in twenty twenty during the pandemic as a
way to boost morale, and has evolved into lighthearted tradition
of random axicas.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Okay, well all right, well we're about you got a lot.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Of hate from cancel. What is it?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Called junckint duckan jeep in jeep duck in jeep duck in.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh there, it's a thing.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Oh shit, listen, I.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Mean it's a thing.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Oh my, that's too many dogs.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
How do you even die your windshield?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Should we start this podcast over?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
No, it's how I feel. It's how I feel.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
It's okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I'll let you know if I feel different about it.
Oh god, Okay, it's.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Like a certain especially with like all the things on
the the rear view mirror, like all the trinkets and
the dinkets and the dangles, and then.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, they're just like it's wow, Wow.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
He's got a big guy on there. He's got a captain.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, if there was a big giant duck on it.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
That one, that's fun big. So you're in share.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
One kindness, not not a hundred ducks.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Okay, all right. So they're just they're.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Oh okay, yeah, it's okay, it's I'm wrong. No, you're
not wrong. You're not You're not wrong. I actually think
it's stupid too, okay, And so does Emily. So does Emily.
She said, I think it's really fucking stupid. Okay, Okay.
So We're not the only one. Okay, Okay, also whatever,
(13:52):
do do your duck. We're not like, we're not.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Would you rather fight one duck sized horse or one hundred.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Duck duck sized horses? One duck, one duck? One?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, it's a certain it's a certain person. It's kind
of like the certain person who And these are just
like relatable conversations that we're having now. So I've realized
that I'm like you, I can fit into any you
know me, I can you can take me literally any
ess and I can have conversations with anybody. It could
(14:33):
be all groups, all walks of life. Yes, and I
am there. I will fit right in. Yes, I've realized
that I don't really fit in or connect with the
super Supergranola.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Okay, what's that line?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
So the super Granola? So there was I feel number
one sometimes judged by them the most in a certain way.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
If you're not they think that people that live in
society are are all sheep or whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Right, but you're supposed to be the ones that are
accepting and loving and all of this and that, and yeah,
none of it makes sense, right, none of it makes sense.
So I was in the Saana you were in theo.
I was in the sauna.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
That one took me a minute to decipher. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
And I was having a conversation with two granola girls
nice enough.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Whatever were they stinky? One of them looked, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
We're coming from love. We're just speaking our truth right now.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
That's it speaking our truth.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Sure, And I was saying, they were talking about how
they one girl gets frog venom on her to get
all of the something flushed out. She just goes, what's that?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I'd like to know.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I don't want to do it. Though I don't want it.
It's like, so what it was to get all of
the metals or what does she get flushed out? Oh? Oh, parasites?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Those are in your gut?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Though I don't remember then, but they did put frog
venom semene. Okay, okay, okay, yeah, get there.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
This feels like a moment that you're wrong.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Okay, hold on, because it's not really about this, it's
about where it was headed. So I said, I said,
that seems intense. What if somebody's allergic to it? And
I had a bad reaction if I put it on
my body? And she said, well, do you get botox?
And I said, well, yeah. She was like, I mean
those are toxins that you put in your face, so
(16:59):
like it's no friend then blah blah blah. And I
was like okay, and the delivery was a little judging,
Oh yeah, okay, sure of course, followed by another granola girl,
even more so granola than the other one, saying we
were talking about skincare or how it was good for
(17:22):
your skin too, and she said have you ever She's like,
I'm sorry to enter this conversation, but have you ever
put your period of blood on your face before?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
She's like, people do that for sure?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
And I said no, and she said, well, like would you?
And I said absolutely not? And she said why And
I said, I think for me personally, it's disgusting. Yeah,
how do you feel about it?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I mean I don't think I really care. I mean
I was about to eat my placenta, so I'm just
not for it. It's not something I think is what's
the point.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Well, she was saying that it the effects of it
are good for your skin, great for your skin. She's like,
do you well, then you won't have to get botox
if you just put your period blood.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'm I don't think it's that simple.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
And I said, okay. I was like, and I'm trying
to just kind of relax in the sauna. It's my
nice So now I'm feeling a little judged and they're
not letting up. She's not letting up right, And so
I walked out of the sauna and I sat outside
and then she came over to me with her other
(18:33):
giranlla friend and they sat right down next to me,
and they're like, well, like we can be friends. And
I was like, okay, and she said, would you like
just try it?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
And I go, wait, no pressure in you in period blood?
Face mask?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yes? Yes, this is like this is I felt attacked.
I actually my heart started getting because I'm starting getting like,
I'm like, no means no. I don't want to put
my period of blood on my face. No means no. Well,
so so then she goes, I mean, have you ever
like had sex in your period?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
And I'm yeah, but then I didn't put his dick
on my forehead, So what's the what the point?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah, She's like, I mean it's your body, it's your body,
it's your blood.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I go, and it's also my choice not to put
it on.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
And finally I stood up and I said, respect respectfully,
I don't want to have this conversation anymore. I'm not
going to put my feary of blood on my face,
So thank you so much. I had to, and my
heart was like this because I started feeling so weird.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
That's a weird conversation I have at the gym.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, I've never seen this girl either, and I.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Know everybody at my local MC.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Intruders.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Intruders, just like weird granola girls going around trying to
get everybody to full moon themselves. Yeah, so that was
a that's a group that I'm not into. I don't
think i'm in, just like you're not into the duck.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah, I don't get people.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I don't think I'm into super Gridinals.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah. I mean, it's just so funny everybody's opinion. I
could have knowledge behind it, you know nothing about If
you don't, chances are if you're just like botox is
a chemical, therefore it's dead to me, you probably don't
know a lot about it. So your this is just
(20:16):
strictly your opinion. There's no like, it's not like she
used to be an esthetician and then she went girl. Yeah, yeah, no,
that's that's my issue.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
It's just a girl. My issue is somebody like not
like listening to when somebody says cool, good, thank you
for this information, but I'm not I'm not going to
do it. When they shove their opinions down your throat's
and bothersome that's that's my biggest I would never do
that to anybody. We all have different opinions and things.
(20:50):
But cool, that's great, cool, great, Yeah, thank you. I'm
so happy that your skin.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Rub it all over your body and have a whole
fucking ceremony about it. I'm just not going to show
up and thanks for the invite. I'm just not coming.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
No, And you followed me out of the sauna. I
was relaxing in the sound. You followed me out of
the sauna. Yeah, I got judged from getting botox. Well
in general, Oh, I've I've been through the ringer of
sounda conversation. Yeah, sometimes the ring just sh yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I want to and it's too hot to talk.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Also, talk about social cues when you're just like this.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
And someone's like, hey, do you want to put your
period on your face?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah? Or whatever. Just I'm a stranger.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, I'm a stranger one hundred percent start with that.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Have you seen a good shows? There was another crazy
girl who lied about cancer. Did you see that one? No,
she's Australian. No.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I did watch the Peewe Hermet documentary though, so good.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
But I love Paul Rubin so much. Rub I pee
Wee was my favorite. I had a pee Wee doll
when you pulled him. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Do you know anything about him in his personal life?
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I don't know too much. And I was really excited.
I was really looking forward to watching this documentary.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Watch it.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Okay, he's wonderful, correct, wonder wonderful, wonderful.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
He just got a weird.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Well he got that one weird rap for jaking off
in the movie theater. But it wasn't anything creepy.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
No, it wasn't anything creepy. And also stop, we've all
had sex and weird places that we we just didn't
got doing it. Yeah. And also, I mean he just
couldn't be gay, you know what I mean, he couldn't
be out. Paul Rubin gay the gayest. You're gonna love
this documentary so much, the gayest, the gayest.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I'm all like, I love Paul Rubin. I didn't even
know he was gay.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
No one knew he was gay. He was in the
closet the entire time. Really, there was a tiny part
in the seventies that he was out like in New York,
when like New York was like at its funnest, best, druggiest,
our most artistic, like the Andy Kaufman era, where everybody
could be whoever they wanted to be. And then when
(23:22):
he moved to la and started working in Hollywood, he
couldn't be gay anymore. Wow, So we went back in
the closet.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
So he went back in the closet. Yeah, I mean,
look at him, he's pewee.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I know, but excuse me, I don't know. I'm gonna
throw up really quick, you guys clear, and then I'm
gonna put it on my face.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Have you ever put your burps on your face before? Taren?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Never?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Why?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Why?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
God? I just like truly don't care what anyone does. Know,
Like I just am like.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Oh I don't tired weird ship on me and forced
me to know.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I know, it's just so funny. It's a double.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Standard, double standard. And listen, I'm not I'm sorry for anyone.
Super great, it's a very certain type of person though too.
It's oh, it's for everybody.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
It's like the pretentious all knowing. Yeah that is Sametime,
Your pretentious are all knowing.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I just can't fox with you.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
I can't, I can't you all right?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Back to Paul, I know, he just was so fantastic
and his story is just so divine and so wonderful,
and you need to watch it.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Where can we stream this?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
I believe it's either on Amazon or Netflix. I can't remember,
but I watched it. It's too two parts, and it's
just I just love him. Oh, we're keeping you up, Yeah,
you are keeping more so much?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Okay? And how did he with cancer? Yeact, yes, no
one knew he had cancer either. He hit everything, he
hid everything everything.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
You know what, who's the exercise guy? Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Richard Simmons.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
I loved Richard Simmons.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
I love Richard Simmons too, how funny I loved.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I really feel like we owe a lot of people
apologies for being They were authentical.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
So cruel to him.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
So mean to him.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Do you know who? Do you know where? Terrible to him?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Howard Stern, Well, fuck, Howard Howard Stern was mean to everyone.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
He was really mean to he was.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
He was the seventies and eighties. Perez fucking Hilton.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah, I think he's better now. I think he's toned down.
He's a little bit.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
More sure, fine, but also like, fuck him.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
He was very cruel to a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, Richard Simmons Smith, he was sweet to everybody, kind.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Soul who was overweight for a majority of his life
and lost weight and wanted to just make an impact
on the fitness world and be an inspiration for people
who like a story, you know, like a fitness guru.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
And I would have been friends with him. I would
have hung out with him. He was so.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Funny and he was exactly who he was.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, I know. I don't know why people just hate
on people that can just like live freely in their
own skin. It's so bizarre. You wish, actually, yeah, you wish.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Bro. It didn't stop him. He made millions of dollars. Good,
he's Richard Simmons, he's a household name. I know.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I hope he did, though, make millions.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Of dollars, Yes, he did. He also died, I.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Know he died recently.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, well a little bit more recently.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah, yeah, Well then, yeah, I guess Paul Rubins died
two years ago. Oh, two three years ago.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
We were looking forward to watching this documentary.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh, it's so good. Is there a Richard Simmons documentary
coming out? I hope?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Oh who would play him? No? Oh no, it was
weird al there was a weird Owl documentary.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Oh no, Polly Shor is playing Richard Simmons. It's a
it's it's a biopic, though it's not like a documentary.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
That's a perfect I also love Polls in the.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
He's in the jet oh man and cino man.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Oh, such a great movie, was it?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Father in law?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, father in law Polly Shore.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
You know Polly Shore's mother, Uh is the one who
opened the comedy store in l a get out of
the comedy house, like the comedy store where millions of
comedians were born.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Wow, so now Polly owns it? You say, Paully, weird Polly.
You're saying Polly, Yeah, p O l O, even though
it's p A U. I know, I'm California. Of course
I'm gonna say Polly, Polly, Polly, Paul, Polly, Paul, Paul.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Paul.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Okay, now say Polly.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Polly, Polly Shore, Polly it's good, Poy Shore Polly Sure. Yeah,
so this I don't pronounce the use or the as.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
I just all.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
O's oh, it's good.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
This girl was another freaking Scamanda, but Australian. So she
claimed to have cured her cancer with green juicing and diet.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
She fucking died, bro, didn't she die? She accidentally died?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Oh I thought she. I thought I saw this one.
It was like an influencer who was like, oh, yeah,
I'm just juicing and she accidentally like killed herself. How
because you can't just survive off of Oh.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
She killed herself by just juicing and doing the whole
Are there more than one? How many people are doing this?
Because this is crazy?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, I feel like it was on you know who
I was. I fucking hate man, But this girl mads like,
we haven't done an episode of Just You and Me,
so it's just got a lot to catch up on.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Well, yeah, you got this, you got this.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
You got this.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
The girl who fake faked her kidnapping Cherry Peppinie, she's
just I mean, I guess we'll never know, but.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Wow, wow, just have a conversation with your husband.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, I guess he was really like shittying, abusive, and
I don't know, I really I watched the like original
documentary about it, but then they just released one of
her telling her side of the story, and she was like,
I didn't lie. He kidnapped me. I was trying to
(29:51):
like escape the situation and not get hurt or killed.
And then obviously I got caught lying because I was
covering up for him, and I didn't want my husband
to know that. For like two years, I was talking
to him, but then he got crazy and he abducted
me and like beat me and did all these things.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
But but I don't know. Do you know what I want?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
It looks like you have ducks on your Listen here, Sherry,
listen here?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
What do you listen? What do you? What do you?
What do you? Granola?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
What do you not us? Get out of here?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
You you do? You know what he's doing? You got
ducks in your car? Certain persons person again, not hate,
We're just no, it's like watersoft people. It's watersoft people
or like toe shoe.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, it's like when you go to the lake and
you're like, oh, yeah, the lake people like certain lake people.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Certain person, yes, a certain type of person toe shoes, Oh,
toe shoes?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I saw a guy in socks?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Why do you need to be so agile?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I saw a guy had a conversation, a quick conversation
with the guy in socks and flip flops the other day.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
How oh no, how his toes went through the flip flops.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
It's a question that I ran over in my head
a bunch of times. After I got in the car,
I was like, I have so many questions for this.
You have to either like, because your toe when you
put a sock on, the sock sits tight to your foot, right,
everybody knows. Everyone knows it.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
It's just science science.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
So you gotta what take your finger and.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Moose loosen, loosen, loosen your moose.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
You gotta your moose. And then you gotta sham in
a flip.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Flop because you just don't. You already took the time
to put the socks on, you don't want to put
the shoes on.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Two And also I like, hurry up and yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Taking my time, but I'm in a rush. Yeah, so confusing.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I also know this guy if he's doing this, because.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
This is disgusting. This is disgusting, you know, I don't
wear flip flops, right, yeah, I can't. I just picturing like,
you can't touch my toes and nothing between my toes.
So for me, this is just repulsive offensive. Is he Well,
he was. He was a nice guy. We were just
like talked about. He was like you got going on there,
and I was. But he was wearing a tank top
(32:31):
and shorts and then the socks and sandals, so it
was a whole move. It was a whole vibe. But
is this guy you think like as soon as he
goes home, he takes the flip flops off and his
sock is still just staying in this position.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
No, he probably wiggles his toes out of it.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I don't know. I think he's just ready to insert.
I don't know at any moment. Well, you never know.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
You gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
You got like, what if it's an emergency, then you
gotta If you wiggle, then you got to take the
time to I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
I kind of feel like he goes home and plays
video games and while he's there in his recliner, he's
wiggling his toe to get the moose knuckle out.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, okay, and he eats.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Like frozen TV dinners Yes, and.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Has a carpal tunnel bracelet. I'm so sorry. Is that
hitting too close to have?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Can right now?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
But I'm not okay? But I don't want it. I
don't want I don't want you to either. I really
don't want you to. I've got I don't you could
do this if you've got a carpal tunnel bracelet. The
next thing is gonna happen? What ducks in your waishielder?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah? Yeah, first, carbo tunnel bracelet. Second, I'm gonna start
listening to corn again. I'm gonna love smashing Pumpkins.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Don't you dare? Don't you dare? Don't you dare?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I'm gonna like like tribal and like fairies. Oh you
know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Yeah, blood period, blood period period. But do you know what? Also,
since we're on the kick of negativity of things that
we don't like, this is what this episode. This is
a weird episode because usually we're really positive and very yeah,
but and we are very much.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
But this is I positively don't like you, right.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
I have realized by having conversations with my friend Hannah.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
And then who Hannah, oh, Hannah.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
And this might sound cold, okay, and you may judge
me a little bit, sure because I love dogs.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Oh yeah, I already don't like where this is going.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Cats can go oh oh away, sure, like I have
so much compassion for animals, like when I see an animal,
for all farm animals, okay, pigs, mm hmmm, I love.
I don't want to hold it. You don't have to.
(34:55):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
You don't have to. You just have to want them
to not be slaughtered in a terrible way.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
I don't want that. No, But but you know people like
if there was a pig, someone was bringing their pet
pig in here, like that girl walk the carpet with
or just.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Just I'd love every moment of it.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
I don't want to. I don't.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
I just goats there, demonic eyes, oh ghost, I.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Like over here.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I trust you. But yeah, Funny cows, I love cows.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Oh they're just big with the bees, they're so big.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
They won't play with balls, okay with balls.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Still play with like bouncy toy balls. And when you
take their children away from them, they cry and they
or their best friends.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I'm not saying it's not sweet. Chickens, I don't ever
want to hold them. See one. Like horses, I think
are beautiful and majestic. I got bit by one recently.
I was so brave that did you hear that story?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I saw that story. You put it on me, and
I put.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
My hand to try to touch his beak.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Thought it was a carrot like you probably thought you
had something to offer.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah, I'm not good with farm animals.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Okay, so it makes me feel like I don't really
care about them.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
I care about them, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
About them, right, No, no, let me switch that I
care about them. I don't care about them.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Okay, that checks out. If I had lots of money,
i'd have farm animals. I know i'd rescue all the idiots.
I know what's your favorite farm animal? Probably pigs.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
They're so they're smarter than the dumb dogs I have inside.
I know that I would do anything for skin feels nice.
That's okay. But if you got to know a pig,
I think you'd be like, this pig is so funny,
like he's so smart. I just I don't know. But
(36:46):
I also am attached to Like yesterday, I was in
the pool and I was like, what is on the stairs? Like,
just on the stairs of the pool, mind you, I
live in Narnia. There's animals. I've made friends with frogs.
They die in my pool all the time. I wish
they knew it was chlorine. Whatever. They don't they die.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Do you touch them?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
No, but AJ takes. I don't think it's smart for
me to touch anything. Don't touch anything this time in
my situation. Don't touch And I was like, what is
on the stair? And I go closer, I'm like, oh,
that's a weird looking butterfly? And it wasn't a butterfly.
It was a tiny rabbit mouse. I'm sorry, a little
rabbit mouse. It looked like a rabbit, like a baby rabbit.
(37:32):
But I think it was a mouse. But it just
had shorter hands like it was. It was very interesting.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Was it a species that you've never discovered?
Speaker 1 (37:40):
It could it could be like a burrowing kind.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Of underground rabbit mouse like that. I'm like, a really rare,
not a rare.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
I just think something that lives underground.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
It's pretty rare since I've never heard of a rabbit mouse.
Should we look it up?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Do you want me to look up rabbit mouse.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah, that lives underground, because I've seen Queenie pull things
out of the ground and it looked I was like, oh,
that's a baby bunny. Leave it.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Rabbit mouse that lives underground.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
In the in Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
In Tennessee, here we go, Oh, would you look at this? Okay,
there's a fascinating creature in Tennessee that exhibits characteristics of
both a rabbit stamping hind feet stamping hind feet and
a mouse roading classification and it lives underground in tunnels.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Okay, So this guy accidentally got stranded on my stair
on my step and was surrounded by water. Yes, him
was surrounded by water, and so he was like, ah shit,
because I like went up to him and I was like, oh,
you're like a little guy, but you just you're afraid
to get off the ladder because you might get in
the water. And I had to get aj to save
(38:54):
him because I was like, oh, I can't touch him.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Would you have touched him if you weren't pregnant?
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Yeah, would have.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Yeah, he was this far away he could have. I mean,
but he was a baby. So he was just like,
oh shit, I'm stuck.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
I'm stuck. Yeah, so he caught him and wow, I
wouldn't have touched him. You would have just let him
stay on the stair. I would have gotten something to
help him him, put him in a thing.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
He immediately jumped. He was like, oh sweet, sweet, immediately jumped.
And then I was like, walk him far away so
he doesn't come in the pool again. Yeah, or one
of the dogs eats him.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Has he been back? No? Did he thank you?
Speaker 1 (39:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
That's rude. There was a video to make things more
positive and beautiful. There was a video of a couple
that was fishing and I guess for a couple of days,
there was this bear that was spotted swimming around like
(39:58):
and then I don't know if it was on l
I don't know if you could swim for that long,
but anyway, with a cheeseball plastic container on his head.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Stuck stuck, real pickle, real pickle.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
And it was a baby. It was a baby bear
trying to.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Eat some cheese balls, trying to eat some shoes.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
But close to death because he was extremely disoriented. He
was having a hard time breathing.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Saved him.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
He couldn't eat. The couple so they finally found him
It took them a couple tries on, not a once, on,
not a twice, about three times, and he finally back
the little canoe up and popped it off, and he just, oh,
what a beautiful story.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Though. Yeah, that's what that's that's all you gotta.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Do, And that's what I would do for every barn
animal I here. You just don't don't I don't, don't
touch me, don't I'll save you. Don't touch me, but
I'll save you.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
There's also like, I'm not picking up a turtle. Oh,
I picked up a turtle to save it. I'm You're
going goal exist. No, I think I think I've been
bit by too many. I've been bit by an alpaca.
Have you ever been bit by an alpaca?
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Okay, see, so do you understand I've been attacked.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
I've been attacked by dog. I've been attacked by a
ferret like I'm you have your traumatized by.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Okay, Well, in Switzerland, let's end on this note. Okay,
in Switzerland, we're gonna try and turn this negative podcast around.
In Switzerland, it's illegal to own just one guinea pig
because they get lonely. You gotta have multiple guinea pigs.
If you're gonna do it, you got a ganggang.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
They made it illegal.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Yeah, you can't just have one.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
This is how much the cat and speed in no
in Switzerland, Switzerland?
Speaker 4 (41:52):
Yeah duh yeah, the police are here.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Oh shit?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Or do you only have one more guinea pigs right now?
That's so funny? What are you in for?
Speaker 2 (42:06):
I only have one pig. I only got five to
life from one guinea pig.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Imagine that's something.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
They raid the home looking for the other one. Show
us the other one because he's like the other ones here,
I promise they're like, show us you're you're a liar.
You know the rule they get lonely.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
We know the rule.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Well here's the thing. We get lonely.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yeah, but we know we have the capacity to be unlnely.
Where a guinea pig is just like hello, they're in
their cage.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
They're just like, don't dogs get Don't dogs kind of
need a companion too, don't do they do?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
They are animals? Okay, that's why I think most guinea
pigs specifically specifically get really lonely.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
That was a really great fact to end on, and
I can't wait to go forth today and spread that information.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Come from there, not not ducks on dash.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Not come from there, not ducks on dash or period
blood force forcing facials.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yeah, all right, well, thanks for listening to this super
weird episode. Also, can you guys follow us on Instagram
and subscribe on our YouTube. Everything is the touch up.
We've kept it super consistent with everything, but we will
be posting. We are actually talking more about beauty.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
I was just going to say, I was just going
to say, if you're new to our podcast and want
to hear more beauty tips and tricks and hacks and
know what our awesome guests wear and love to use
a lot, more of our episodes are very heavy with
that and dive more into that. These with Taren and I.
We don't know where it's gonna go.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Oh yeah, we don't know where it's gonna go. We're
just we're listen. We've been friends for like ten years.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
We're catching up.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
We're catching up. We like don't talk other than the podcast,
no truly, but we could just talk here, yeah with
you guys, and.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Then you get all of the fun stuff, the knowledge,
the education through our guests. Mainly, Yeah, although your hair
looks great, you want to talk about your blonde hair.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah, actually I did just go blonder. Something I have
noticed is that a lot of people stay with their
hair person because they don't want to leave.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Oh, well, that's loyalty, cheap for you. Yeah, loyalty. I'll
leave if I don't like it, I'll leave you. Well,
you're a different breed of person. You're if you do
something not okay one time, you're like and this is
not going to work out for me.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Yeah, you're hard.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Did you find a new girl ors?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Oh no, no, this is Amanda. I've been going to
her for a while. Okay, yeah, she does a great job.
I think I should see Amanda because your hair looks great. Yeah,
I need my I'm very great in the back. It's
time okay.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
But yes, people are usually very loyal to their hair girls.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yeah, which is fine.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Well, form a connection therapist.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
But if you're fine, stay, But if you really are
having a hard time and you hate your hair, I
think it's time for you to find another person. Blink
twice and just find another hair person. It's not that
big of a deal.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
No, and people respect you more when you say hey,
it's I'm moving on. It's not me. It's you.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
It's one hundred percent you. I didn't like the way
you did my hair, so I'm going to find somebody else.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Yeah, they're used to it.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Yeah, well I think I mean, we could die. We'll
dive into this next time because we've got our next episode.
But I think there's a lot of hairstylists that don't
respect the integrity of their client's hair. And that goes
for people that do what we do. There's a lot
of hair stylists that over heat and don't keep the
(46:04):
integrity of the hair. And I think it's just people
that don't actually do hair. I just noticed that a lot. Okay,
I'm noticing that a lot.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, well we'll talk about it next time.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Yeah, we'll talk more.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
But your hair looks beautiful.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Thank you, Tom.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
You're ready. You're going to be a gorgeous woman in labor. Yeah,
it's gorgeous in labor. Did you see there's a video
of a girl who her sister came and did her
makeup full lamb beat down, beat down for her delivery?
May can you yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:33):
First of all?
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Second of all, yeah, beat beat down.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
That's wild. I don't want that.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
No, No, it was It was bizarre because then she's
just holding the.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Baby and just gorgeous, full oos.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Good world, the world's christ, the world's the world's beautiful.
But it's very weird out there, I think, especially when
you're riding around with duction you win show, its even weirder.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
All right.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
On that note, I.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Know, I hope everyone has a great week. We'll we'll
see you soon, see you soon, unless you have ducks
on your dashboard, then you even go fund yourself. But
thanks for listening, all right, Bye later.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
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