March 19, 2025 • 65 mins
Andi Marie Tillman, an Appalachian actress, comedian, and musician, is most known for her sketch comedy. Her original cast of surreal yet folksy characters such as the beloved "Papaw", “Aunt Pam”, and the “count-ry music” songwriting vampire "Nashveratu" has resonated with audiences, leading to a substantial following on platforms like TikTok and Instagram.
Beyond her online sketches, Andi has showcased her versatility through appearances in various short films, feature films, commercials, and music videos, including co-staring alongside SNL alumni, Fred Armisen, in "Come and Save Me" by Danielson. Her creative endeavors extend to music, with the release of her EP "Cherub on Brimstone" in 2023, which delves into themes of redemption and her complex relationship with spirituality. Andi continues to develop new projects, including a feature film—a campy bluegrass musical about flamboyant aliens landing in Appalachia—and a one-woman variety show that weaves together her characters and original music, promising both humor and depth to her growing fanbase. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Get a little such up, Hi am teren and you're
listening to we hope you're picking up what we're putting down.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
God right, yes, absolutely, for now, for now.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Sometimes I and I don't even know that I was
paying attention to absorb the information.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I want to understand that. That's every single yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
But also like people's handles are different than their names,
and sure we've never met in person. It's not I
know that.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Girl, that guy, Hey you Hey Sissy, it's always hey sissy. No, No,
I think I don't know what how what how we
got connected?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
You're probably your characters, is what? Sure me on roled up,
got me pregnant, pragnant, pragnant, Yeah, you're pregnant. And then
I think I just followed you online. And then I
saw that we had ship tons of mutuals. Yeah, and
then I was like, we have to make it. Would
you like to join?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
And I actually had one of my girlfriends just sent
me one of your videos recently.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
And it was the Valentine's say one.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh did you say times Valentine's. Oh yeah, that's a
hardening to my fucking mother.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
You said Valentine's because I like.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
In the video, because that's a video that's everybody in.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That's a Appalachian thing.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay, it's Appalachian, not appellations.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
And people can say whatever they want, but we'll just
judge them.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
She probably not tell them, sure, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
But also I found out that it's a New York say, well,
maybe it's more specifically my mother thing. Sure she says
time she says times she says, well, we're gone or
we're gone.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
We're gone, I go mom, or we're gone. You have
to be what is this Oregon? You don't have to
say it like you don't have to say it like that.
She's like, Oregon, We're going to Oregon?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Okay, lady, Yeah, like lady, just like lady. And then
I was facetiming her the other day and she was talking.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, are you Robert? She said Iceland words.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
She she might be York, a little Yorky.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I go to Iceland.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Would you like to go to Iceland? Iceland doesn't do this?
She should I should know.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
But that's a funny little person.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
She so fun you know. I love she is delightful.
I love people that you can't really place. They don't
like they she is from Iceland, but she would really
even be from this plantland.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Iceland, Iceland. Well, but I mean to be fair, it's
spelled Iceland. Yeah, of course, so you say she's from
spelled Oregon. Crayon, Bryan, She's an alien for sure.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
From planet Crayon. She's one hundred percent out of this world.
If she was a crying, what color would she be?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Sho truth shot truth?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
She beat the color.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Are shar true.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah, God, that's what you call full circle.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh wow, yeah, let's call back.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Wow wow yeah, wow.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, I'm here for that. Okay, So I feel like
speaking true, speaking truth, coming up with real nast characters.
But I think Goddess York is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh that might be. I mean, watch out first get
because I think we just came up.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh no, no, no I didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I just we're happy to do one altogether. Yeah, some
down time, will we all be York.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Somebody there needs to be God, like some kind of
middle mediator. No, the therapist, the therapist, the motherfucker the therapist. God.
Oh yeah, I feel like i'd be a good therapist.
I just don't know who she is yet. Probably I've
got problems.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I always think therapists that don't really care. I've been
the lasted by go go. But I think therapists that
just don't care or like make it about them are
always like a funny. I think Ammy Poehlar did a
(05:05):
therapy thing, like a therapy skit. I don't know if
you skiff, you don't know. I don't remember, but I
love polar Okay, yeah, I'll think up on it.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, I'll think up on it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Maybe you just do a lot of look at you know,
like yeah, or looking at you like you have a
tick on your forehead.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yes, yeah, I had a therapist.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I've had many therapists, but they've all come and gone,
and I think that's my pathology talking actually as I'm
saying it out loud, but I had one in particular
that was the worst that I've ever had. And I'm
going to tell you the first hour that I spent
with her. Do you want to know how many minutes
(05:43):
of that hour I talked?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Fifty five?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
No less? Oh she did all the talking shell Oh fuck,
you talked less than twenty minutes for an hour? Ten minutes?
What are you serious? Wow?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah, somehow she took my first little thing of me
being like, so I have.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Anxiety and I think it's blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Blah blah, and she extrapolated that into her whole story.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I knew about her problems with her husband, her problem.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
That's aod therapy.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Hilarious. That's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
And the therapist is all like this, she's the one
that's like this, Yeah, she's down at a certain point.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yes, okay, okay, that's a narcissist. Yeah, that was incredible.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
The only reason she got into therapy was to help herself.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah. Probably.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I think a lot of them to go into it
for that, but some of them at least can play
the part of a therapist.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And that's all I really needed at the time.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, it was for somebody to just sit there, tell
me why I'm feeling the things I'm feeling, or I
really care about you and Jacob but sure, okay, sorry,
you guys haven't fucked in two years.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I know well.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
And it was like, also, she was telling many things
about myself that I mean, like I said, I'd only
talked for ten minutes, and she was like, because I.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Can tell you're a very caring person.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
You listen to her more wow, and then at the
end what was amazing?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
She was like, this has been great.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
What a fun boy.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I want to wait until next week next week? Right,
you next week? Every week? Yeah, let's if you need me,
I'll be here.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, give me like half off.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, because you're just you were that great.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
To dive into what the root of the cause of Right?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
You really gave me the space. What a great listener.
And yeah that's a great that's a great one.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, holding space bully. Yeah. But anyway, you know the best.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Therapy I've had his taking mushrooms and just having really
great conversations with beautiful people that.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Really Yeah, I'm afraid that taking mushrooms would absolutely turn
my brain inside out because every time I've done weed,
done with done weed. Just let me tell you, let
me tell you, I'm gonna I'm followed up, so I
don't sound.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Like a church lady. Every time I've ever ingested any
kind of THHC, I've had a psychedelic experience. I'm not
even kidding you. A lot I've done varying degrees, but.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I will say the last time.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I will say the last time I drank one of
those damn selsers and it was.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Twenty milligrams, which at leays a lot. If you don't
that's a lot.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I called my husband and I said, you have to
help me because I don't understand the English language anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, I don't understand that, understand, and I'm going to
need you to come scoop me it. Yes, call that
stupid narcisses. Yes, just sae dear.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
And what's so funny about that is I was like,
I kept telling Brandon the aliens are coming, I.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Just know it.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
And I was like, I kept I kept interchanging between
I've got to call the cops. He said why, I said,
I'm dangerous like this. I said, there's knives in this
house and I know where they are. And then I
called him five minutes later and I said, it feels
like I spent two hours. It's only but five minutes.
I said, it's dangerous because there's knives in this house.
But also I don't think I'm in our house.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
You know what I'm saying. It if that's why I
can't smoke weed anymore. And I'm hoping that one day
this too shall pass. Yeah, every time I'm high, I'm like, yeah,
I'm Pean, but like, cool, this is in my head.
I'm not saying it out because then everybody would be
like your yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
We though, and mushrooms are totally different.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Because everybody that I've met has told me that mushrooms
will solve every problem.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
In a wall amount because we actually there was actually
a story. I was on a.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
What was it like going to Key West? What are
those boats called like to get there?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Trolley?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
No, I know what you're saying. I don't know you.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
On the water water trolley? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
A charter? No?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
No, what's the boat? When you like the boat?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
What's the boat like that? Like takes cars and people like?
Not a trolley? Not a beep computer, phone, computer when?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Okay, So we were in a part.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Of don't you know? How did I not know that?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I identify?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah? Fair, Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Well, I ate an edible with my ex fiance at
the time because he smoked so much weed and it
was on the.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Ferry and it was the same thing. I could not stop.
I was walking. They were just chilling for hours. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I made up a whole story in my head. There
was a boy who was going to kill everybody.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Literally. I was like following this little like teenager.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Around because he looked so sketchy and he had glasses
and he was by himself, and I was like, he's
going to kill somebody. He's going to kill somebody, and
I have to make sure that I follow him around
for three hours like creeping.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Was he like yeah, probably because he didn't he was.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I was so high that I.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Thought that this kid was scheming to murder, right, yeah,
this was unedible. Yeah, but this wasn't mushroom. Mushrooms very
very different. I can only eat mushrooms, Okay, So that
the whole point of that story was too set up.
How the mushrooms are better? Yes, yes, yeah, okay. I
was like, yes, yes, yeah, we either don't know if
(12:07):
we're in our own home, we're peeing our pants, and
you think that like little boys are trying to Yeah, sure,
let's not spok weed anymore, guys.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, it's not weed.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Might not be for me, No for me, okay, anything
like micro doses for me? Okay, Yeah, so with mushroom
mushrooms micro dos water. I don't drink a lot of water.
I like to say minimally hydrated.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Is what I've said, just a little dry a little
sunken in but yeah, puffed. Oh I pee twice a day, Yes,
that's it.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Well, otherwise I'd be sitting here doing a you thinking
that I was peeing.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, tidy bladder.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
You don't want to do that, especially like a whole onesie, dunhim.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
You don't imagine just d.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Do we support the idea of.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yes, I do we do?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I thought I would find solace too, Yeah, yeah, big time.
I don't think enough people do support it.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah. Well, and also I always I'm not good at this.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Pretending pretending because I care about it, right, what the support?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
No, just pretending you don't support it?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
That Yeah, I was gonna say, because your omission is guilt.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, maybe that's what it is. I think so.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
And you never posted about it, So I was like,
I don't think she supports it.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I don't think she does it.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I don't think she ever posted it on my face.
I did not see that. What in your stories?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
It doesn't stay there?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Well that's a.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Twenty four hour Yeah, that's your chance tearing.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
You have a whole podcast. Tell tell everybody if you
want to pee your pants, I support it. Drink more
water for your pants. Grow up grup. Yeah, yeah, grow up,
tell me it's time be your pants. You're not cool
(14:03):
unless you beat your pants. Oh, baby girl, I'm sitting
over there with your pussy.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Sorry, I know this is a lot. It's heavy.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Was that harsh?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
It's heavier than you think. It was a little harsh.
It was a little came off a little drop. Now.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
No, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
She's not I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I'm kind of a bit yet. I'm so sorry. I know.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Okay, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful. Yeah, good, good, Yeah,
I mean that's really the only way to drink it,
you think. Yes, that's why I said careful. And you
(14:48):
are the one that just said I'm microdosing this, so
I'm here to look out for you when forced also
be a little bit more gentle.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Can we start over, guys? This is yeah, sorry you guys.
It's nice to meet you. Guys.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I'm York.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I love your music. I actually have to say to
you every night.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I don't even know how be York, says Acelin.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I like you.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Because you're the Muppet York. Yeah that adds another like
or anything, I Muppet anything. Thank you for noticing.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
That she's mumpet anything. I love I lovelational things. I'll
talk about apples, apple actional things. I'm sorry, Damn, I
clarified it earlier. I love it.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I love that you're you're doing the bitch. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I just want to know about your upbringing. Where were
you raised? Where were you born?
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Born and raised in East Tennessee, north west of Knoxville.
I don't know if you know where Knoxville is. Like
that's the thing about small towns, especially in Appalachia. You
just like find the closest city and then you say,
how far away from that you are, Like nobody ever knows.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
We call it bue fuck in Egypt. I'm familiar with that.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So that's where I'm from, Okay, and.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I met Moses.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
So I don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I was born and raised there, and I was there
until I moved here. And I was telling somebody this
the other there until I moved here eleven years ago.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
And here's the thing about.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
It, is I really my friend Caroline said this the
other day, and nothing has ever been truer to me.
Is when I was young, I didn't understand the concept
of different sizes of cities to me a big city,
like there were cities. It was on New York City, yeah,
(16:54):
And Nashville to me was a big city. Now I
realized it's a small city, very small. But like I
always was, like, I think it would be exciting to
move to Nashville. And I always, you know, loved music
and wanted to be a songwriter. And so I met
first moved here for songwriting, and then I didn't write.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Songs that people liked.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
I still don't, but I still sing. But that's the
point of songwriting.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Well, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
People. I was like, when did you become an au
tour right now in front of us? You don't write
songs that are good.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
That well, well, I'm such a narcissist, though, I'm like,
they don't they don't like them.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
But I'm better than everybody, so you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
I'm like that, I'm a little bit I love Did
you perform a lot of places out?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Were you out?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I did, yes, And I did touring.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I mean like when I was in college, I had
a cover band, so that was my teeth in theater,
regional theater professionally. When I was a teen, all the
way up until I was like twenty one, and then
I did cover band stuff, like I completely switched over
to music.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Then after that.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
I was like, I meant to be a songwriter, and
I moved here and I just realized that I.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Didn't know how to do it.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Okay, what so I didn't know how to be a
songwriter of Nashville.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
And I think by that, I mean I just wasn't
good at the grind and at failing. And I think
that a lot of people do that.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, I think you just have to pay your dues.
And I was.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, and the people that had stuck with it.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Most of the people that I know that stuck with
it and that were good to begin with, are doing
things now. Like I remember when Sierra Ferrell was a nobody,
but she was never a nobody, right because she always
had what it took. It just took the grinding, Yes,
you know what I'm saying. So I don't think I
ever really liked grinding.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, don't you feel like you have to grind now
and what you're doing? Yeah, But I guess that's the difference.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Is like what I do right now, I guess it's art,
but it doesn't even feel like art because it's so silly.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, and I just don't take it seriously. And you
love it though it is, but I think it's just
so fun.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I take music too seriously. That's the problem. It's always
been the problem. Okay, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, So now that I'm talking, I'm like, do I
even like it?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Yeah? It's loud, It is really loud. Noisy, it's noisy.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah, it's like, Oh damn, at least it's not my soup.
That wasn't your finger now that no, I do press on.
I thought I lost it in my soup that I
made the.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Other day, but it was in her close.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Okay, it's so much better, super tips. For a good
two hours, I thought that bitch was just inegrating in my.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Oh, in your song and stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Sure, yeah, you're but that like your husband or your
your don't have one, no mom oh.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
She kicked him to the luna. Is that Morgan was
like this Morgan Freeman. The fuck it's all the same.
She okay, let me interpret it. Okay, all the things
of the ladies.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Did you not get it? I thought it was nothing
compares by Connor. No, this is no I know, guys,
is she doing shared doing sad? No, I'm doing as Beyonce. Okay,
(20:55):
I hear it now, yeah, thank you, I do hear it.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
How clear was that? That was very clear?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah? But that's okay. That is my serious moment, is
just to say that.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
I realized that for me, music can always just be
a sweet spot in my life. So I took it
and I kind of like put it over here and
I want it.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
To stay there and it's and it's nice and warm
over there.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
And then five years ago I got back into acting
and started doing commercial stuff short film.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Started doing features a couple of years ago.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Again, I mean that was only just because I finally
got cast for one.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
What is your list? Tell us your report?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Oh you should watch Catalog girl.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
You need to watch the feature that will be I
think it's going to be released this year.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I hope I can say that. I'll let you know
if I can't say.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
If I can't, it's called Money by Sundown, So I
think it's gonna So you need.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
To watch out.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Money already. What is it on? I don't know. Hopefully
it'll be on everything. Oh, it's good to being released
this year.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Who isn't it amazing.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
What's his name from fucking remember the time? It's one
of those situations. Yeah, it's not Morgan Freeman. Actually Morgan Freeman.
They said he might be superimposed into this. They had
to put him in in post. Yeah, sometimes you have
to super impose.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Yeah, to super impose actors now because budgets Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
And then Morgan never has to leave.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah, I was gonna say he can just can you
imagine what if that himself and the Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Oh as if that is like a far fetched idea.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
That I brought my clueless ponytail.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh I know, maybe God is Alicia Silverstone.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Oh yeah, but like some of them did not r
s d P, so I was like totally bugging.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
They didn't r SVP to get into Heaven. My problem.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
That sounds like a problem to be honest. Oh my god,
God is a bitchy teenage girl that just like got
her period a couple of years ago.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Maybe Drew Barrymore.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Oh that's good, there you go. Actually I need him
like this. Actually, you're incorrect, devil.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
You didn't make anyone. You're just they're burning people.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I need them right, why, I've never even it's a
hard one to try.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
To do boys, It's like it's it's it's down there. Yeah,
there you go, that's it.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, Like when when I created everyone, it's it's crazy
because I just I did it with love and compassion.
It's so weird.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
And then you got to do the Drew barrymore like
up on them and like hold their hands and hold
their bodies.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Sit on the lap.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Basically if you just cry told somebody there.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, yeah, just yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
When I created you, it was nobody your lips, that's
their peace.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, I know, I just have to.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I'm gonna be doing this in the mirror when my
husband comes down, so you can. It's like it's like, oh,
in the side, somebody here.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
That's funny as God just right here up and there
you're literally straddling their whole body.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
What if God was there? She just rode up with me.
She will, she will, She'll do that.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
She'll just jump on whatever you're trying to harm me
with her slides right.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Up there with you.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Is that those catchphrase for this God and Mine is
hondo placento.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Let's send to the devil.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Would use that as their well I put the oh
because it's mail right here.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
The greater.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
Of course, you're so funny.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yes, I love what I do.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Okay, good, it feels like it, I do. I love
safe to say it. Yes, I feel happier than I've
ever felt. Would you still not that happy?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Can we be honest? Like a six?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I'm always riding.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
On a five?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
And then its no, But let me just say this,
that's right down the middle. Sure, okay, and I'll I'll
say yeah, it's even Stephens, it's.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Right between the lines. I'm following the rules here.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah okay. But if I'm on a if I'm on
a high, if.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
I'm on a manic, if we're getting a little sure
mania has Manian devil, we might ride on an eight
for a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
To watch your mouth.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Well, and I don't talk to people then, because I
mean I have been Yeah, I've been, I mean threatened
with with uh what's it called training orders? I can't
even say it, right?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Is it because you're out China China orders?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Because you're so happy you're assaulting people? I get it. Yeah,
well yeah, yea, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
But then I'll get in the depressive states where I
where I don't move, you know, and then I'm riding.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
It a tube.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah, we on medication for this. I tried to see
that therapist.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah yeah, she prescribed her own damn selves. She's like,
I'm gonna write me what about yea?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
And can't forget me?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
What about you?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
What do you? What are you riding on? Don't? Don't? Yeah,
don't feel like you have to come down to my level. Don't.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Oh no, I'm I'm will always speak my true self.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Please words.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
So where are you on the happiness scale right now?
I'm going to say a nine?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
The funk? The fuck? Are you on? Ecstasy? Rotten? Nast?
Music game so bad that that actually turned it up?
It's not noisy turn it up music so much? You
put me down?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Hey, what are you writing on a marring No, I'll
tell you why, though you get her number.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I don't think I'm writing at a nine. I'm probably.
I mean, I'm a pretty happy person. Yeah, being pregnant
has changed things a lot. Top for me, rotten. I
feel like my body has been hijacked, which I think
it has. I'm probably like a six or seven, like
all the time. Okay, it's rare that I'm a two
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or three. I was God, I'd take that one of
like symptoms of pregnancy was like severe depression. Sure, but
I also take that over vomiting. Yeah, I could say
that to I mean, I know it sucked to like
deal with me, but I still I think better than
puking every fucking yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Yeah, because then like at least, when you're depressed, you
can watch a show. You know, you can watch a
show and like really escape who you are. But like
if you're throwing up, you're.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Just in last like my first time, mister, you can.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Technically watch a show while you're thrown up, because then
you just take your phone in.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
There and oh you could do both. It was just one. Yeah,
it is, it is.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
It's a comforting show.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Well, it's the opposite of consuming, isn't it expelling excursion violently?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah, it's Tracy Gold. But okay, so that's cool. So
so on average you both are happier than me. Yeah,
and that's correct. I've done a lot of work to
get here, though. Sure, I've done a lot of work
to get here, Like, wasn't I've done none?
Speaker 5 (29:18):
For a moment there, I was at zero for a moment,
I didn't feel anything. I didn't even know where I
was for a moment, I felt zero. For a moment,
I felt nothing, just numb. Yeah, so that sucked really bad. Yeah,
I think my whole life too. I've been a happy person,
but I've also gotten really sad too, So I understand
Two's dude. I just I'm like, I just am peaceful
(29:39):
and tired. That's the point I've reached in my life.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yell me, that does sound kind of delightful though, honestly
real happy.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
It just happens like it's just you're just like we're
just born, and then you're just a teenager, and then
you're just in your twenties and thirties and you go
through all this shit and yeah, then all of a
sudden you're almost forty five and more right, I just
know how to deal.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
With it now. Yeah, you just get to a point.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Where you know how to navigate all the things that
come your way because you know it's never going to
be smooth sailing all the time. So when things happen,
painful things, you suffer a little bit. I go, this
is going to grow me. This is going to grow
me again. This is only going to grow me a
little bit more. But you gang perspective big time.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Big time.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
So I just wake up every morning now and I
say to myself, like, I'll wake up and I go.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
She'se a happiness today. And I have conversations with myself
in the mirror. That's nice.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I feel like that helps a lot. I never do that.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yeah, And I just I don't have anxiety about anything anymore.
I literally have it's peace. My piece is so important
to me and no one's allowed to steal it.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
And when you when those words actually resonate, when like
everything that you've been working on, you could say, like
people can say that, right.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
I want to be a happy person. But when it
actually resonates and hits, it's fucking freeing.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, I'm just in.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
A place of just true tranquility. I know that it's
not going to be easy breezey all the time. There
will be hard moments and difficult times to navigate, but
for the most part, there are no more bad days. Yeah,
well that makes sense, Yes it does.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
And I think at a certain point too, you can
get too tired to care, which is almost a bit
that's a better place to be. I like when you
were like I'm calm and exhausted or calm and tired. Yeah,
usually my anxiety goes away after I've lost the will
to care about it anymore.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
It wasn't some like a true centering.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
I mean, it's like you center by default, almost like
life centers you just because it's like no one can
maintain that level of energy for that long.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Oh you know, Oh it's too much. It's inhaesting.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Do you remember when you would pine over somebody?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah, that's awful.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Or overthink or even when you're like.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Did I do something I do?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
What did I do over? I've all been there.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
That's me by saying like we're all in our we're
teenagers and we're our twenties, and we've we've already done
all this.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
We've done all the overthinking and the people making people
making you feel bad about yourself, pining over people. I've
done that.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
I'm done.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
I don't care. I don't care to anymore.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
My values have shifted immensely, So when you let go
of all that, it's easier just to be in this
state of just being present and you Was.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
It easier after having a kid too, though?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
No, so much harder.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
That's when I suffered the most. That's why I was
the worst version of myself really great mom. But yeah,
well I wasn't okay though, because number one, I wasn't
in a good physical space.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Okay, So I wasn't like fitness is very important to me.
I let myself go as far as I was eating
like bullshit. It wasn't a care of myself. And I
was unhappy with myself.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
It was a long, long story. But and also in
a toxic marriage.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Sure, And I.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Was emotionally immature for forty four years of my life
and I'm not anymore. Yeah, yeah, and I'm not anymore.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah, And like that's a huge word of it.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
It's like the whole therapy thing or doing what you
need to do to Nobody teaches you this shit, man.
Nobody teaches you how to grow and change and talk
to people and communicate and better yourself and love yourself.
No one teaches you that shit. Or they can try
to teach you, but you're not responsible for yourself. You can't.
But also you're just not receptive to it. Now. Nobody
(33:35):
could tell me shit when I was twenty two.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
No, because I.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Was in my head smarter than everybody. You're ready to
figure it out my own way.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah, maybe they did try, but I didn't hear You're right.
Ye see that's a new little thing. Maybe people they
had amount to say it, but you didn't have ears
to hear it. Right, you know you're right? Yeah, I
like that.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
You can take that. That's like a it's like a
Pentecostal sermon.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Okay, you know you had ears to shed, but no ears.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
To catch it. Catch it.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
You had ears to bleed, but no, no, no take it.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Take no but to take it, but to take.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Ears are bleeding. But that's what my church is called taken.
What no but to take, but to take, to take.
I would love to go to your church.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
God, your I love your church. Lady videos yes your aunt. Yes,
her name's aunt, Pam, Aunt Pam. She's ridiculous. Is that
your real aunt?
Speaker 3 (34:36):
That's the thing is that.
Speaker 8 (34:37):
I My whole family is like, we know that's Carletta,
we know it's gonna be Carletta. I'm like, it's wordlessly
based on her, but not every single thing. But then
I have pulled out like anecdotes that are straight up her,
like the time that she asked she asked the.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Church to forgive her for having a pure Roman It's
party at her house.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
It's a pure romance. It's an avon for sex toys. Oh,
she hosted that in around and she goes, oh, I'm
craving kidding you, She asked the church, she said, and
now I know you know that I done that. I
know youens know that i'd done that.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
And millions like you you all, I know y'all know
that i'd done that at my house.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Millions.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yeah, I knowllions know that I'd done that at my house.
And and you know I knew because she wasn't coming
over to the shop anymore to get her hair done.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
And I think probably she is embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Feels uncomfortable, and she felt uncomfortable. She bought sixty toys,
and she.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Bought sixteen toys while she was there, and I thought,
I thought, you know, I thought that was a lot.
But then of course I liked the fact that I
was getting a discount from it, you know, And they
told me that I was.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
I could get the turbo too. The more youll the
more you get, the more the sale you sell, the
more you get. And we're all aiming for that Cadillac.
Of course it's not paink that.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Of course it's not pink Cadillac, Blue Cadillac. I mean
the Hatachi, the super the one with the ten speeds. Yeah,
the one, the one that looks like a bull. You
just sit in the middle of the I've been dying
to get it. I've been dying to get down to
get it because my husband, Tim, Tim, that was my husband,
bless his soul.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Does he get a too, he has a Does he
get a hot touchy? He's got at He got no more?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Jim keeps get one touchy?
Speaker 3 (36:41):
He has a Mustang, he has another Mustang.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
He has two motorcycles from actual. No, no, he's not
a car.
Speaker 9 (36:52):
Nouchi is a sex toy, not a I thought it
was a sure sure, sure.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Okay, Well somebody don't need the sex choice and good
for you, Good for you. She's one of the natural gas.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
That's man.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
I wish I prayed to the Yorks in the heavens
above to be a natural orgasm have, but I just can't.
I need to tell me more about this. Is that
when you cook, they cook in front of Sure. That
don't sound like it'd be fine to me, does it?
(37:32):
You catch the shrimp in your mouth because it's back massager.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yeah, it'll be light you're too aggressive, that's too much,
it's is it not?
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Now, there was a time when I was on so
many s s R i's that I needed that because
I was dead.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Down there, anti depressing.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Antida press and it makes you numb spiritually and physically
and vaginally most importantly, can we say like they had
to book a lawnmower engine up to a vibrator in
order to get me off at that time.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Just to make a bitch strip.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
But I'm trying.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
Yeah, for real, the carbon emissions during that time from
all the energy that it took to get me off.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Your probably looked carbon.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
But but but but normal me. You know, five five
happiness me, which is fine. Uh, we've established that that
we're fine with five. Okay, listen, normal me. You basically
whisper on me. I'm getting off because the more the
(38:53):
worse I can't. I can't do all that I can't
when it comes time for me to go, he's got
a shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Oh yeah, you're like, don't don't even look at.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Every don't look at me, don't say a word, and like.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Like literally if you move even like a millimetre, it's
not happening.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yep, you lost it. You sucked up sneeze. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
It's awful, isn't it. God, that's such a bad feeling,
like wa know, no, don't stop, yeah, don't move, don't move,
don't stop.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Stop, don't move.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
And then they want to switch it up and.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
DJ yeah yeah, like hey, mister d J.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
I was wanting shaw day and they decided to give
me full heavy metal.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Stay right there, stay in Chad, just let me just
play the whole song through.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Yeah, yep, God, I love you? Oh man? Okay, your husband? Sure?
How long have you guys been married? Ten years?
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Almost?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Wow? Yes? What's his name? His name's Brandon.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
Brandon's very very cute, very very kind, picture, very funny.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
You want to see a picture. Okay, where's my phone?
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Okay, we'll look after Okay, it's all the way over there. Well,
then you won't be able to react on camera. I
want to see.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
I'm sure he's very handsome. He is. We already know
about your sex, I know, right, yeah, jesus, he's.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Probably like I know, I bought a feather, like yeah,
other people have vibrators.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
You have just like an ostrich feather, a goose feather
for you. I'm kind of kidding, but I mean not.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
But my thing is that as easy as it can
be for me to get off, it can be that
hard if something goes wrong.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Does that make sense? Yes? Yes, yes, yes, yes yes.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Because like you, you do if you do too much,
and this is the same with everything in life, you
do too much.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
I'm out of here. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yeah, that's actually not true at all.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
I just realized it was all the saying that's such
a theater shit, and I love.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
When people do the most.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Oh yeah, so I was just trying to make it
a bit, but it didn't work because it was such
a lie that I had literally through laugh I get overstimulated,
and a lot I got.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I get so overstimulated, fuck all day? Now, are you
kidding me?
Speaker 3 (41:39):
I wish ten times? Did you hear some time? Did
you hear that funny Blue is pregnant? Who's said? I'm
sure a woman that had sex on fifty seven times
you got her pregnant? Yeah, she's pregnant, such like in
a day? Yeah, twelve hours, Well they all were twelve hours.
(41:59):
They lined up.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
They all wore condoms, though I thought they all wore condoms.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Someone's broken.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
What is happening? There was a Pons showing up. Yeah,
hold on, we have a great story to tell your
super religious family. Okay, there was a woman.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Funny Blue only fans.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Who wanted to set the highest record of most men
to sleep with in a day. So she like, I
don't know how, they all of them probably got tested,
they all lined up, they all had a call time.
I think it was love that there was crafty. There
there was crafty. It was a whole production, sure, and
(42:40):
I think it was it set online that it was
fifteen minutes each. But mathematically, that doesn't make sense. Fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
She took anybody fifteen minutes, all of them, And this
is great for one person.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah, that's a perfect time.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Great anybody, We're good, and then you could do it
again like the night you cuddle in whatever. But come
back to it. But fifteen minutes is like a perfect
amount of time. But could you imagine fifteen times one thousand,
five hundred and one thousand.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah, but that doesn't make sense. So what is that math, dude?
Fifteen minutes, it's got to be shorter than that to
put me for everything. No way, there is no way anyway.
She's pregnant by one of those people. That makes sense.
Wasn't that a couple of months ago.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
A condom broke?
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Oh, I'm literally gonna give birth to one. Let's be honest,
to be so fucking gay.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I hope that's for you.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Fifteen hours? What fifteen hours is that amount of fifty minutes?
And then so I think she didn't twelve so maybe
a little less than fifteen minutes each other.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
How many pea breaks do you think she took?
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Woman, I hope she paid a lot.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
How much do you peed? Wait a minute, you don't
have to take a break. I just realized that. Why, well,
well you just you just squirting. Yeah, the squirt is
the pea. I mean, I don't believe in the squirt,
but people stand by I think it's pea. Oh, that's
what we're talking. That's what we were talking about before
we supported the squirt.
Speaker 4 (44:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I support people thinking that they're squirting,
but I think it's pe pe.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah, I think it's p too. I've done it. It's
p Yeah, Well squirted, and that's hot, but I for
sure fucking peede on you right now.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
But it's so clear and it doesn't smell like pee.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
It doesn't. No, not really.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
I guess no matter what anybody tells me, I won't
believe them. I guess I'm a conspiracy theorist about the
squirt I'll never believe that anybody's ever squirted.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Not pee not pee.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yeah, it's because if it's not pe what is it.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Well, I don't have to drink a lot of water
to do it, kind of to do it like and
you also have to.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
Do that with pea correct.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (45:03):
I don't know if you know this, And honestly I've
not known it for a walk.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Micro water.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Right, I'll never be able to It's that I just realized, Yep,
that's why.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
That's squirt squirt box water.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Oh yeah, this is and I call water squirt fuel.
And when I go to somebody's house, I say, do
you think squirt fel like yeah?
Speaker 4 (45:32):
And I don't usually like it in plastic. I'm like,
can I have some box squirt fuel?
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Squirt fuel?
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:40):
I hate pink is So it's just a terrible like pooping. Great,
what a nice moment, right yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I hate it.
Speaker 5 (45:49):
Such a waste of time. I try to get it
out so fast. I have no patience for it. I'm
up aggressive pier.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
I don't want to lowering your uh like you're you
to this wall.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
I think bladder wall pushing your bladder wall down the
next Yeah, you do cagles and stuff after that? Why
uh uh hey, I was about to say something oh
about You won't realize how.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Wonderful it is to pee until you've had a kidney
stone and not been able to get rid of the
sensation of having to peek a week.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
How long ago is that? Yes, And it was the worst.
It was the worst pain I've ever had.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
When I was like fifteen, I think I had, but
I didn't have the ongoing here's the weird part. Didn't
have the ongoing pain all the time. I wouldn't have
been able to deal with that. They just would have
put me on oxies, I guess.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
But I did that when it started.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Is that then?
Speaker 2 (46:51):
I know?
Speaker 1 (46:53):
But but yeah, I had to.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
I felt like I had to peek for however many
hours are in a full week.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
Yeah, I felt like I had to be the whole time.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
And you uti, it is so bad. Did you pass it?
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Yeah? I did.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
I did, But you know what, I passed it after
they gave me the die Apparently that dilates a lot
of people's urethra when they give you the die in
order to x ray you. So the dye dilated my
urethra enough.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
To pass the stone past the stone?
Speaker 3 (47:29):
How big was the stone?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
What that did? How would love?
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Did you?
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Listen?
Speaker 4 (47:34):
I have a whole character called Bethany Samuel's Stones of Remembrance,
and it's all about people collecting their kidney stones to
be able to get closer to God.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
What kind of fucking religion is that? Listen?
Speaker 3 (47:45):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
You have no idea what goes on in the starting
to see it, and.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
I like it, really enjoyed it, like get it, Like yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
I'm telling you though, if you better believe if I
had caught that stone, I'd be wearing it on my
charm neck of every day like a like a like
a prayer bead, like a.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Shaker, shiny little thing.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
I'm tumbling my stone just oh yeah, wow.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
I never lose a stone. I've never I've never lod
in my body, but I never laugh at them. There's
no stone I've never lost, loses one for sure.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
No stone left unturned, no stone left unpassed.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
She's a songwriter you're not awful at it. Yeah, that's
what I was great. Thank you. That's all I've ever wanted.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
Was somebody to say I wasn't awful, and.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
You're not awful. You just gotta you just got to
sing about your physical tragedies. That's it.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Sure, Sure, your bangs are so cute. And I love
the way you do your makeup. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
You're adorable.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Thank you to you do this every days and stuff
I don't. I'm trying things out, but I'm glad you guys.
You guys do make up. So it makes me feel
good to hear that. I feel like I'm not a
great makeup girly.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
I like doing it yourself, or I just all.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
The new things I try, I'm not very good at them,
so I'm stuck with Like, I opt for different things,
and it's not ever as good as this. So if
I'm in a rush, I'm like, gotta go for old faithful,
the lip in the.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Wing classic though, with your bangs and like your whole vibe,
it's perfect, well, precious.
Speaker 4 (49:42):
You know what I have learned to do better this year?
A brown smoke. Yeah, I'm pretty good at that.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Walk us through how you do it?
Speaker 1 (49:54):
Am I gonna get to be on the makeup team?
If answer?
Speaker 3 (49:57):
This is your interview?
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Actually? Yeah, okay?
Speaker 3 (50:00):
What next up? We have right here? Yeah, Andrea Mary
A White.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Okay, all its Andrea Mary. We changed it. Okay. I
like your real name, but this one's better.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
Oh it's more of a makeup artist name.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
Okay, So I don't I'm waiting for Andrea Mary. No,
you are? You are on your name? Honey, it wasn't
good enough.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
Okay, right, you're a makeup artist. Yeah, that's right, And
I'll do what it takes. I'll do what it takes.
Walk us through the brown smoky eye Andrea.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Okay, so what I do? I do? I do this thing?
Speaker 3 (50:40):
M hm.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
You've heard of the thing? Right? Yes? Okay, where.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Of course we have? Well yeah, maybe it's all the thing.
Yeah yeah, it's all over YouTube. I didn't even know
that you guys. Wow, I'm even more intimidated.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Nobody knows until they could be less. But we've been
the thing. Yeah okay, okay, well continue, Andrea.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
It's weird for me to tell you what the thing
is since you already know.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
We just want to make sure you know the thing.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Okay, legs crossed Andrea.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
It's so funny because artists are just not at all.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
We're literally the chillest person on set of us have
had addiction problems.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
No, don't let it.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
She doesn't know that, just that I think she can tell.
It's written all over.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Are you siding? There's a sign out there that was like,
I'm a former abbic.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yeah, yeah, you say, what a fucking mess man.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
You know, I think it's cool to be divorced.
Speaker 4 (51:44):
I do.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
I do.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
I think that I haven't been, to be honest, it's
now come back full circle where I think it's cool
to see somebody out there smoking cigarettes. Now, I'm not
trying to promote cigarette.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
Smoking, but I like them. Are you a cigarette smaller?
Speaker 3 (52:00):
Sometimes not? No, I do. I love somebody will just
do it socially now yeah, but I mean so taboo now.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
So I feel like it's come back around.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
The minute alcohol touches my mouth. That's why I can't
really drink either.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
There you go, there you go.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
Everything a moderation right right.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
I can't drink because I'll just drink to liver failure.
That's me.
Speaker 4 (52:22):
Okay, So you're sober, yeah, Like I'm like, yeah, no, no,
I talk about it so openly. Well, everybody knows that
I'm sober because I'm like a full blown alcoholic. Oh,
I'm like one of those people that will like, like
I said, I actually do do too much.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
Yeah that when you're like, don't you know it's too much?
Speaker 1 (52:42):
You like that's me. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (52:43):
Got to take Toby's for six years five minuts.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
That's all. Congratulations, thank you. And I like that.
Speaker 3 (52:52):
And I like sober school. Divorce is school. Sober school, Yeah,
divorce school school. Now now I can say divorce school.
Before I did, I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
It was scary. Well it's well, sure, business ever works out,
you know, there you go? Nice, Yeah, there you go. Literally,
anybody's first never.
Speaker 3 (53:08):
Works sure, And I am really aiming for divorced, honestly,
if everybody was being honest.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
Yeah, but you're happy Brandon doesn't stop.
Speaker 3 (53:20):
Sure, But what what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Why would that mostly two? Fu? Does that mean if
you average it out?
Speaker 3 (53:28):
What is Brandon always that? What's his number? His sor
you know what?
Speaker 4 (53:33):
I feel like he might always be between a seven
and eight. And I was gonna say, Dad, even that
makes the depression even harder because I have to stand
next the eight.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
See, I'm the opposite. My partner is at a two.
Yeah he is, Yeah, more.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
Three, So tell me what it's like to be with
a three.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
It's hard. And then add a little autism in there,
and then I'm like sure, okay me then yeah, I'm
dating you. Okay, Well I knew that right, right right?
Speaker 3 (54:12):
Beautiful couple, what a beauty beautiful coat?
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
And I get rights rights.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
That's what it is. When you're a parent. You get
rights to the child. Yeah yeah, yeah, get feathers. And
I also get rights to your feathers. M that's how
it works.
Speaker 4 (54:34):
Well, I've kept them. I've kept them really pristine, nice, nice,
and remember I don't score so perfect.
Speaker 5 (54:42):
They will stay nice and dry and flawless and fluffy
for a very long time.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
Yeah shots, shot, Wait, don't you go truth lost?
Speaker 3 (54:58):
I want to do rapid fire question Yes, okay, Hey, hello, Andrea,
what are you doing some rapid fire questions for the
three of us to ask you, the two of us
to ask you and see how your responses.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? Squirrel? Okay, which
one's moorings on it? Okay?
Speaker 4 (55:24):
Okay, Fred rattlesnake taste like chicken everything Frid does. Okay,
it's Santa Real, It's Santareal.
Speaker 1 (55:32):
Can I be honest? Please please?
Speaker 3 (55:40):
I signed an n DA.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
Okay, okay, all right? So is that the same with aliens?
Speaker 7 (55:44):
In?
Speaker 1 (55:45):
Did you sign another NDA for the aliens? Yes? Okay,
all right? If you were, I couldn't remember, but okay,
so many I know. Same. If you are a vegetable,
what would you be broccoli? Okay?
Speaker 3 (56:01):
Good hair?
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or one
hundred duck sized horses? Do it again?
Speaker 3 (56:08):
I'm autistic. I don't know what you said.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or one
hundred duck sized horses? Oh?
Speaker 3 (56:20):
My god, one hundred duck saze horses?
Speaker 1 (56:24):
I thought, just like Yeah.
Speaker 4 (56:26):
It took me a lot, I have to say, I know,
but I knew that immediately.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
What would the title of your autobiography be? Cool? If
you could have a superpower for twenty four hours, what would.
Speaker 3 (56:38):
It be being God?
Speaker 1 (56:40):
Okay? Would you rather I gotta can I take that bag?
Being the devil?
Speaker 3 (56:46):
No? I got to take that back. Tooky warm feet?
Speaker 1 (56:51):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (56:51):
Ooh?
Speaker 1 (56:53):
If you were any cartoon character. What would it be?
Speaker 3 (56:56):
Why am I doing this? Okay, okay, continuity commitment?
Speaker 1 (57:01):
Yeah again. If you could only eat one food for
the rest of your life, what would it be? Uh? Dumplins? Wow?
What's the weirdest nickname? You've ever had? A fat catastrophe?
(57:28):
Is this boyfriend also your husband? Is it the same guy?
Holy ship? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (57:37):
Also say I always said it like a nice twitter.
Speaker 1 (57:46):
That's a you can hang up, that's I can't There's
nothing that'll ever heard that. Wow, wow holy ship? Yeah.
I stayed with him for three years. The dick must
have been really fucking good. Fotastical. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (58:02):
Well, I was a virgin and and really decided decided
that I was going to be that until marriage.
Speaker 1 (58:09):
No, I love that. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (58:11):
No, of course not. I'm not an idiot.
Speaker 1 (58:14):
Yeah. We're like like, oh, you're like no, no no
no no.
Speaker 3 (58:17):
No no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no.
Speaker 1 (58:20):
I'm not a loser.
Speaker 4 (58:21):
Yeah, but I was there, but I was when I
was sixteen.
Speaker 3 (58:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:26):
Oh right, yeah, So it's like what happens.
Speaker 3 (58:29):
There's so many cases of people who have waited right
until they're.
Speaker 5 (58:32):
Married and then you go you don't realize that you're
either you have no idea what you're doing, you hate sex,
or yeah, freak or you're freaking the bed. So you're
either like, right, we just got married.
Speaker 3 (58:41):
Oh babe, we're so excited, freaky, freaky, freaky.
Speaker 5 (58:44):
I didn't know how freak I was gonna have sex before,
and you were all like, I don't like, this.
Speaker 3 (58:48):
Isn't for me?
Speaker 1 (58:50):
How does that work?
Speaker 3 (58:52):
Divorce?
Speaker 1 (58:52):
Divorce? Okay, you are performing on the road. No, I'm
not touring. Oh no, no, no, okay, so I saw
something about I don't know. Yes, I'm performing here.
Speaker 4 (59:06):
So I'm starting to accumulate more shows, but I don't
think I want to do a tour until the fall
because right now I'm trying to figure out logistically how
I'm going to do multiple characters because I don't really
I'm not a stand up kind of girl. I am
a character bit like I like I like dow Doll
performance art kind of stuff, So I'm trying to figure
(59:28):
out how to do that. Most of my stuff has
been like I have written, and I have people that
are interesting and fund interested in funding this. I have
written a like full sketch special so.
Speaker 1 (59:45):
So that's to me.
Speaker 3 (59:46):
I mean like I've always wanted to do that more
than I have.
Speaker 1 (59:49):
Wanted to tour.
Speaker 3 (59:50):
But like my managers like, you need to tour because
you can make money.
Speaker 1 (59:55):
He's like, oh, that's hard to like change outfits and
do the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (59:59):
How do you do so many?
Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Yeah, but I think what I'm gonna do is just
like it's gonna be way more bare bones and like,
for for instance, something as simple as like Papal. I
have a character that's a Papal, but like Papal talking
to a young man would just be like the cat
forward and then turn the cat back for a.
Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Dude and like a young dude. So just like scaling
it back.
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Yahd of thing.
Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
I wonder also if you filmed stuff and had it
on a screen behind you and then you can interact with.
Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Your own I've already been girl, I've already been thinking
about that. We're cutting, We're we're cutting corners. We're trying
not to bring too many people into this production. Should
except for Karen and Maury and Morgan.
Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
And who is going to be Satan? Who wants to
know you're Satan?
Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
You're the clue? Is I'm Satan Byork, oh, Stan York
and God Brymore. I think you're Drew. That was too
good God. I think Bjork should be God.
Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Right, that was our original thing.
Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Maybe Drew Barrymore should be the devil.
Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Okay, do her therapist. I kind of like the therapist
because she's.
Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, Drew Barrymore as a therapist and
you'll be God as.
Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Oh, so the devil is b York.
Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
I kind of think so, or should the devil be
or God be b York?
Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
York cannot be the devil? Okay, I don't think so either.
Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
No, No, b York's God, York's God. The devil is gay, though,
I think the devil's gay. Okay, a little homophobic, right, right, right?
Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
He's gay and homophobes obviously obviously.
Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Right, he's making fun of the gays.
Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Yes, but also but he is also rolling his own sushi.
Speaker 7 (01:01:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
It's got a real you.
Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Know, real yeah. Yeah, a little just in case sweater, yes,
just in case.
Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
It gets a little Chillian trimple sweater trimple swartz out
a little too much.
Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Yeah, Yeah, I feel like he's very soft.
Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Yeah, I feel like, yeah, maybe you can't even hear him. Really, yeah,
one hundred percent. Wow, you know what, I always like
this wherever truly.
Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Truly just like laugh though, just one pointless podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Yeah, yes, I agree.
Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Yeah, so fucking funny.
Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
I know you are.
Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
So I'm gonna have to show you a new character
that I just created because I love to come up
with a little characters.
Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Okay, I can't wait. I think we should do some skits.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
It must be your little minions. I love us. What
to do will be fucking weirdos me and your little skits.
I love that. So I just call y'all randomly.
Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
I like, choo you Allian Murphy, what's his name? Killian Murphy?
You fog Horn, Leghorn, whatever the fuck you're doing right now?
Puts the tony phil Horn Fire Marshall Bill Foghorn Lake.
Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Fo.
Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Yeah that was Marshall Bill, wasn't that was fire Marsham Bill?
Yeah that was that was like a little just a
little bit right there. Yeah, girl, that's a little Miley
right there.
Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Yeah that was a little Miley. Wow, she got there.
She's got that. And that's okay.
Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Sure, I mean I don't want them, but I also
don't need them. You have beautiful, let's speak, let's speak truthful.
Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
She broke.
Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
That's the one thing that broke.
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
He was telling me.
Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
I view fore broke.
Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
And I'm hungry and I'm prank that.
Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Yeah, thank you so much for coming on. Tell the
people where they can find you on all.
Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
That social crap, and then also be looking out for
tour dates and look for this sketch special that I
will be filming this year, So please please.
Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Watch out for all that. Oh that's so exciting movie
that you were in.
Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
I know, yes we can't, but I'm gonna okay, I'm
gonna put it in here.
Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Look out for money by sundown.
Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Yeah, and I'll tell you if I can't talk about it.
Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Great, Okay, we love at anything. We just sign here. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
I was gonna say, how many NDAs have I signed
this year? About the aliens?
Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Well, you can't about the true identity of your child, right,
the true identity of this child. But also you should
have never been here, so you'll have to sign one
just from being here.
Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Yes, this is not your mo.
Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
I know I can do whatever you need.
Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Just got me fun by saying that our hands are
so tired from writing Kathleen's fans. They're so young? Are
They're hands hurt from writing?
Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Yeah? Are in line? Are so mean? My hands hurt
from really yeah? Thanks for shopping? Bye, okay, see you later. Bye.
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
God right, yes, absolutely, for now, for now.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Sometimes I and I don't even know that I was
paying attention to absorb the information.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I want to understand that. That's every single yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
But also like people's handles are different than their names,
and sure we've never met in person. It's not I
know that.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Girl, that guy, Hey you Hey Sissy, it's always hey sissy. No, No,
I think I don't know what how what how we
got connected?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
You're probably your characters, is what? Sure me on roled up,
got me pregnant, pragnant, pragnant, Yeah, you're pregnant. And then
I think I just followed you online. And then I
saw that we had ship tons of mutuals. Yeah, and
then I was like, we have to make it. Would
you like to join?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
And I actually had one of my girlfriends just sent
me one of your videos recently.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
And it was the Valentine's say one.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh did you say times Valentine's. Oh yeah, that's a
hardening to my fucking mother.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
You said Valentine's because I like.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
In the video, because that's a video that's everybody in.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That's a Appalachian thing.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay, it's Appalachian, not appellations.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
And people can say whatever they want, but we'll just
judge them.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
She probably not tell them, sure, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
But also I found out that it's a New York say, well,
maybe it's more specifically my mother thing. Sure she says
time she says times she says, well, we're gone or
we're gone.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
We're gone, I go mom, or we're gone. You have
to be what is this Oregon? You don't have to
say it like you don't have to say it like that.
She's like, Oregon, We're going to Oregon?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Okay, lady, Yeah, like lady, just like lady. And then
I was facetiming her the other day and she was talking.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, are you Robert? She said Iceland words.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
She she might be York, a little Yorky.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I go to Iceland.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Would you like to go to Iceland? Iceland doesn't do this?
She should I should know.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
But that's a funny little person.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
She so fun you know. I love she is delightful.
I love people that you can't really place. They don't
like they she is from Iceland, but she would really
even be from this plantland.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Iceland, Iceland. Well, but I mean to be fair, it's
spelled Iceland. Yeah, of course, so you say she's from
spelled Oregon. Crayon, Bryan, She's an alien for sure.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
From planet Crayon. She's one hundred percent out of this world.
If she was a crying, what color would she be?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Sho truth shot truth?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
She beat the color.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Are shar true.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah, God, that's what you call full circle.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh wow, yeah, let's call back.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Wow wow yeah, wow.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, I'm here for that. Okay, So I feel like
speaking true, speaking truth, coming up with real nast characters.
But I think Goddess York is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh that might be. I mean, watch out first get
because I think we just came up.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh no, no, no I didn't.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I just we're happy to do one altogether. Yeah, some
down time, will we all be York.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Somebody there needs to be God, like some kind of
middle mediator. No, the therapist, the therapist, the motherfucker the therapist. God.
Oh yeah, I feel like i'd be a good therapist.
I just don't know who she is yet. Probably I've
got problems.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I always think therapists that don't really care. I've been
the lasted by go go. But I think therapists that
just don't care or like make it about them are
always like a funny. I think Ammy Poehlar did a
(05:05):
therapy thing, like a therapy skit. I don't know if
you skiff, you don't know. I don't remember, but I
love polar Okay, yeah, I'll think up on it.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, I'll think up on it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Maybe you just do a lot of look at you know,
like yeah, or looking at you like you have a
tick on your forehead.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yes, yeah, I had a therapist.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I've had many therapists, but they've all come and gone,
and I think that's my pathology talking actually as I'm
saying it out loud, but I had one in particular
that was the worst that I've ever had. And I'm
going to tell you the first hour that I spent
with her. Do you want to know how many minutes
(05:43):
of that hour I talked?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Fifty five?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
No less? Oh she did all the talking shell Oh fuck,
you talked less than twenty minutes for an hour? Ten minutes?
What are you serious? Wow?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah, somehow she took my first little thing of me
being like, so I have.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Anxiety and I think it's blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Blah blah, and she extrapolated that into her whole story.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I knew about her problems with her husband, her problem.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
That's aod therapy.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Hilarious. That's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
And the therapist is all like this, she's the one
that's like this, Yeah, she's down at a certain point.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yes, okay, okay, that's a narcissist. Yeah, that was incredible.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
The only reason she got into therapy was to help herself.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah. Probably.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I think a lot of them to go into it
for that, but some of them at least can play
the part of a therapist.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And that's all I really needed at the time.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, it was for somebody to just sit there, tell
me why I'm feeling the things I'm feeling, or I
really care about you and Jacob but sure, okay, sorry,
you guys haven't fucked in two years.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I know well.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
And it was like, also, she was telling many things
about myself that I mean, like I said, I'd only
talked for ten minutes, and she was like, because I.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Can tell you're a very caring person.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
You listen to her more wow, and then at the
end what was amazing?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
She was like, this has been great.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
What a fun boy.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I want to wait until next week next week? Right,
you next week? Every week? Yeah, let's if you need me,
I'll be here.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, give me like half off.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, because you're just you were that great.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
To dive into what the root of the cause of Right?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
You really gave me the space. What a great listener.
And yeah that's a great that's a great one.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, holding space bully. Yeah. But anyway, you know the best.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Therapy I've had his taking mushrooms and just having really
great conversations with beautiful people that.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Really Yeah, I'm afraid that taking mushrooms would absolutely turn
my brain inside out because every time I've done weed,
done with done weed. Just let me tell you, let
me tell you, I'm gonna I'm followed up, so I
don't sound.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Like a church lady. Every time I've ever ingested any
kind of THHC, I've had a psychedelic experience. I'm not
even kidding you. A lot I've done varying degrees, but.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I will say the last time.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I will say the last time I drank one of
those damn selsers and it was.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Twenty milligrams, which at leays a lot. If you don't
that's a lot.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I called my husband and I said, you have to
help me because I don't understand the English language anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, I don't understand that, understand, and I'm going to
need you to come scoop me it. Yes, call that
stupid narcisses. Yes, just sae dear.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
And what's so funny about that is I was like,
I kept telling Brandon the aliens are coming, I.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Just know it.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
And I was like, I kept I kept interchanging between
I've got to call the cops. He said why, I said,
I'm dangerous like this. I said, there's knives in this
house and I know where they are. And then I
called him five minutes later and I said, it feels
like I spent two hours. It's only but five minutes.
I said, it's dangerous because there's knives in this house.
But also I don't think I'm in our house.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
You know what I'm saying. It if that's why I
can't smoke weed anymore. And I'm hoping that one day
this too shall pass. Yeah, every time I'm high, I'm like, yeah,
I'm Pean, but like, cool, this is in my head.
I'm not saying it out because then everybody would be
like your yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
We though, and mushrooms are totally different.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Because everybody that I've met has told me that mushrooms
will solve every problem.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
In a wall amount because we actually there was actually
a story. I was on a.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
What was it like going to Key West? What are
those boats called like to get there?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Trolley?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
No, I know what you're saying. I don't know you.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
On the water water trolley? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
A charter? No?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
No, what's the boat? When you like the boat?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
What's the boat like that? Like takes cars and people like?
Not a trolley? Not a beep computer, phone, computer when?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Okay, So we were in a part.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Of don't you know? How did I not know that?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I identify?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah? Fair, Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Well, I ate an edible with my ex fiance at
the time because he smoked so much weed and it
was on the.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Ferry and it was the same thing. I could not stop.
I was walking. They were just chilling for hours. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I made up a whole story in my head. There
was a boy who was going to kill everybody.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Literally. I was like following this little like teenager.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Around because he looked so sketchy and he had glasses
and he was by himself, and I was like, he's
going to kill somebody. He's going to kill somebody, and
I have to make sure that I follow him around
for three hours like creeping.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Was he like yeah, probably because he didn't he was.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I was so high that I.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Thought that this kid was scheming to murder, right, yeah,
this was unedible. Yeah, but this wasn't mushroom. Mushrooms very
very different. I can only eat mushrooms, Okay, So that
the whole point of that story was too set up.
How the mushrooms are better? Yes, yes, yeah, okay. I
was like, yes, yes, yeah, we either don't know if
(12:07):
we're in our own home, we're peeing our pants, and
you think that like little boys are trying to Yeah, sure,
let's not spok weed anymore, guys.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, it's not weed.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Might not be for me, No for me, okay, anything
like micro doses for me? Okay, Yeah, so with mushroom
mushrooms micro dos water. I don't drink a lot of water.
I like to say minimally hydrated.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Is what I've said, just a little dry a little
sunken in but yeah, puffed. Oh I pee twice a day, Yes,
that's it.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Well, otherwise I'd be sitting here doing a you thinking
that I was peeing.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, tidy bladder.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
You don't want to do that, especially like a whole onesie, dunhim.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
You don't imagine just d.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Do we support the idea of.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yes, I do we do?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I thought I would find solace too, Yeah, yeah, big time.
I don't think enough people do support it.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah. Well, and also I always I'm not good at this.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Pretending pretending because I care about it, right, what the support?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
No, just pretending you don't support it?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
That Yeah, I was gonna say, because your omission is guilt.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, maybe that's what it is. I think so.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
And you never posted about it, So I was like,
I don't think she supports it.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I don't think she does it.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I don't think she ever posted it on my face.
I did not see that. What in your stories?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
It doesn't stay there?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Well that's a.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Twenty four hour Yeah, that's your chance tearing.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
You have a whole podcast. Tell tell everybody if you
want to pee your pants, I support it. Drink more
water for your pants. Grow up grup. Yeah, yeah, grow up,
tell me it's time be your pants. You're not cool
(14:03):
unless you beat your pants. Oh, baby girl, I'm sitting
over there with your pussy.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Sorry, I know this is a lot. It's heavy.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Was that harsh?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
It's heavier than you think. It was a little harsh.
It was a little came off a little drop. Now.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
No, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
She's not I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I'm kind of a bit yet. I'm so sorry. I know.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Okay, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful. Yeah, good, good, Yeah,
I mean that's really the only way to drink it,
you think. Yes, that's why I said careful. And you
(14:48):
are the one that just said I'm microdosing this, so
I'm here to look out for you when forced also
be a little bit more gentle.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Can we start over, guys? This is yeah, sorry you guys.
It's nice to meet you. Guys.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I'm York.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I love your music. I actually have to say to
you every night.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I don't even know how be York, says Acelin.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I like you.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Because you're the Muppet York. Yeah that adds another like
or anything, I Muppet anything. Thank you for noticing.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
That she's mumpet anything. I love I lovelational things. I'll
talk about apples, apple actional things. I'm sorry, Damn, I
clarified it earlier. I love it.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I love that you're you're doing the bitch. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I just want to know about your upbringing. Where were
you raised? Where were you born?
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Born and raised in East Tennessee, north west of Knoxville.
I don't know if you know where Knoxville is. Like
that's the thing about small towns, especially in Appalachia. You
just like find the closest city and then you say,
how far away from that you are, Like nobody ever knows.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
We call it bue fuck in Egypt. I'm familiar with that.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So that's where I'm from, Okay, and.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I met Moses.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
So I don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I was born and raised there, and I was there
until I moved here. And I was telling somebody this
the other there until I moved here eleven years ago.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
And here's the thing about.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
It, is I really my friend Caroline said this the
other day, and nothing has ever been truer to me.
Is when I was young, I didn't understand the concept
of different sizes of cities to me a big city,
like there were cities. It was on New York City, yeah,
(16:54):
And Nashville to me was a big city. Now I
realized it's a small city, very small. But like I
always was, like, I think it would be exciting to
move to Nashville. And I always, you know, loved music
and wanted to be a songwriter. And so I met
first moved here for songwriting, and then I didn't write.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Songs that people liked.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
I still don't, but I still sing. But that's the
point of songwriting.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Well, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
People. I was like, when did you become an au
tour right now in front of us? You don't write
songs that are good.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
That well, well, I'm such a narcissist, though, I'm like,
they don't they don't like them.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
But I'm better than everybody, so you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
I'm like that, I'm a little bit I love Did
you perform a lot of places out?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Were you out?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I did, yes, And I did touring.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I mean like when I was in college, I had
a cover band, so that was my teeth in theater,
regional theater professionally. When I was a teen, all the
way up until I was like twenty one, and then
I did cover band stuff, like I completely switched over
to music.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Then after that.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
I was like, I meant to be a songwriter, and
I moved here and I just realized that I.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Didn't know how to do it.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Okay, what so I didn't know how to be a
songwriter of Nashville.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
And I think by that, I mean I just wasn't
good at the grind and at failing. And I think
that a lot of people do that.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, I think you just have to pay your dues.
And I was.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, and the people that had stuck with it.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Most of the people that I know that stuck with
it and that were good to begin with, are doing
things now. Like I remember when Sierra Ferrell was a nobody,
but she was never a nobody, right because she always
had what it took. It just took the grinding, Yes,
you know what I'm saying. So I don't think I
ever really liked grinding.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, don't you feel like you have to grind now
and what you're doing? Yeah, But I guess that's the difference.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Is like what I do right now, I guess it's art,
but it doesn't even feel like art because it's so silly.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, and I just don't take it seriously. And you
love it though it is, but I think it's just
so fun.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I take music too seriously. That's the problem. It's always
been the problem. Okay, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, So now that I'm talking, I'm like, do I
even like it?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Yeah? It's loud, It is really loud. Noisy, it's noisy.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah, it's like, Oh damn, at least it's not my soup.
That wasn't your finger now that no, I do press on.
I thought I lost it in my soup that I
made the.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Other day, but it was in her close.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Okay, it's so much better, super tips. For a good
two hours, I thought that bitch was just inegrating in my.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Oh, in your song and stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Sure, yeah, you're but that like your husband or your
your don't have one, no mom oh.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
She kicked him to the luna. Is that Morgan was
like this Morgan Freeman. The fuck it's all the same.
She okay, let me interpret it. Okay, all the things
of the ladies.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Did you not get it? I thought it was nothing
compares by Connor. No, this is no I know, guys,
is she doing shared doing sad? No, I'm doing as Beyonce. Okay,
(20:55):
I hear it now, yeah, thank you, I do hear it.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
How clear was that? That was very clear?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah? But that's okay. That is my serious moment, is
just to say that.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
I realized that for me, music can always just be
a sweet spot in my life. So I took it
and I kind of like put it over here and
I want it.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
To stay there and it's and it's nice and warm
over there.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
And then five years ago I got back into acting
and started doing commercial stuff short film.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Started doing features a couple of years ago.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Again, I mean that was only just because I finally
got cast for one.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
What is your list? Tell us your report?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Oh you should watch Catalog girl.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
You need to watch the feature that will be I
think it's going to be released this year.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I hope I can say that. I'll let you know
if I can't say.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
If I can't, it's called Money by Sundown, So I
think it's gonna So you need.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
To watch out.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Money already. What is it on? I don't know. Hopefully
it'll be on everything. Oh, it's good to being released
this year.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Who isn't it amazing.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
What's his name from fucking remember the time? It's one
of those situations. Yeah, it's not Morgan Freeman. Actually Morgan Freeman.
They said he might be superimposed into this. They had
to put him in in post. Yeah, sometimes you have
to super impose.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Yeah, to super impose actors now because budgets Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
And then Morgan never has to leave.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah, I was gonna say he can just can you
imagine what if that himself and the Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Oh as if that is like a far fetched idea.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
That I brought my clueless ponytail.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh I know, maybe God is Alicia Silverstone.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Oh yeah, but like some of them did not r
s d P, so I was like totally bugging.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
They didn't r SVP to get into Heaven. My problem.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
That sounds like a problem to be honest. Oh my god,
God is a bitchy teenage girl that just like got
her period a couple of years ago.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Maybe Drew Barrymore.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Oh that's good, there you go. Actually I need him
like this. Actually, you're incorrect, devil.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
You didn't make anyone. You're just they're burning people.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I need them right, why, I've never even it's a
hard one to try.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
To do boys, It's like it's it's it's down there. Yeah,
there you go, that's it.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, Like when when I created everyone, it's it's crazy
because I just I did it with love and compassion.
It's so weird.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
And then you got to do the Drew barrymore like
up on them and like hold their hands and hold
their bodies.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Sit on the lap.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Basically if you just cry told somebody there.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, yeah, just yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
When I created you, it was nobody your lips, that's
their peace.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, I know, I just have to.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I'm gonna be doing this in the mirror when my
husband comes down, so you can. It's like it's like, oh,
in the side, somebody here.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
That's funny as God just right here up and there
you're literally straddling their whole body.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
What if God was there? She just rode up with me.
She will, she will, She'll do that.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
She'll just jump on whatever you're trying to harm me
with her slides right.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Up there with you.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Is that those catchphrase for this God and Mine is
hondo placento.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Let's send to the devil.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Would use that as their well I put the oh
because it's mail right here.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
The greater.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
Of course, you're so funny.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yes, I love what I do.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Okay, good, it feels like it, I do. I love
safe to say it. Yes, I feel happier than I've
ever felt. Would you still not that happy?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Can we be honest? Like a six?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I'm always riding.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
On a five?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
And then its no, But let me just say this,
that's right down the middle. Sure, okay, and I'll I'll
say yeah, it's even Stephens, it's.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Right between the lines. I'm following the rules here.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah okay. But if I'm on a if I'm on
a high, if.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
I'm on a manic, if we're getting a little sure
mania has Manian devil, we might ride on an eight
for a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
To watch your mouth.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Well, and I don't talk to people then, because I
mean I have been Yeah, I've been, I mean threatened
with with uh what's it called training orders? I can't
even say it, right?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Is it because you're out China China orders?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Because you're so happy you're assaulting people? I get it. Yeah,
well yeah, yea, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
But then I'll get in the depressive states where I
where I don't move, you know, and then I'm riding.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
It a tube.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah, we on medication for this. I tried to see
that therapist.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah yeah, she prescribed her own damn selves. She's like,
I'm gonna write me what about yea?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
And can't forget me?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
What about you?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
What do you? What are you riding on? Don't? Don't? Yeah,
don't feel like you have to come down to my level. Don't.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Oh no, I'm I'm will always speak my true self.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Please words.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
So where are you on the happiness scale right now?
I'm going to say a nine?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
The funk? The fuck? Are you on? Ecstasy? Rotten? Nast?
Music game so bad that that actually turned it up?
It's not noisy turn it up music so much? You
put me down?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Hey, what are you writing on a marring No, I'll
tell you why, though you get her number.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I don't think I'm writing at a nine. I'm probably.
I mean, I'm a pretty happy person. Yeah, being pregnant
has changed things a lot. Top for me, rotten. I
feel like my body has been hijacked, which I think
it has. I'm probably like a six or seven, like
all the time. Okay, it's rare that I'm a two
(28:06):
or three. I was God, I'd take that one of
like symptoms of pregnancy was like severe depression. Sure, but
I also take that over vomiting. Yeah, I could say
that to I mean, I know it sucked to like
deal with me, but I still I think better than
puking every fucking yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Yeah, because then like at least, when you're depressed, you
can watch a show. You know, you can watch a
show and like really escape who you are. But like
if you're throwing up, you're.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Just in last like my first time, mister, you can.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Technically watch a show while you're thrown up, because then
you just take your phone in.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
There and oh you could do both. It was just one. Yeah,
it is, it is.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
It's a comforting show.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Well, it's the opposite of consuming, isn't it expelling excursion violently?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah, it's Tracy Gold. But okay, so that's cool. So
so on average you both are happier than me. Yeah,
and that's correct. I've done a lot of work to
get here, though. Sure, I've done a lot of work
to get here, Like, wasn't I've done none?
Speaker 5 (29:18):
For a moment there, I was at zero for a moment,
I didn't feel anything. I didn't even know where I
was for a moment, I felt zero. For a moment,
I felt nothing, just numb. Yeah, so that sucked really bad. Yeah,
I think my whole life too. I've been a happy person,
but I've also gotten really sad too, So I understand
Two's dude. I just I'm like, I just am peaceful
(29:39):
and tired. That's the point I've reached in my life.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yell me, that does sound kind of delightful though, honestly
real happy.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
It just happens like it's just you're just like we're
just born, and then you're just a teenager, and then
you're just in your twenties and thirties and you go
through all this shit and yeah, then all of a
sudden you're almost forty five and more right, I just
know how to deal.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
With it now. Yeah, you just get to a point.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Where you know how to navigate all the things that
come your way because you know it's never going to
be smooth sailing all the time. So when things happen,
painful things, you suffer a little bit. I go, this
is going to grow me. This is going to grow
me again. This is only going to grow me a
little bit more. But you gang perspective big time.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Big time.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
So I just wake up every morning now and I
say to myself, like, I'll wake up and I go.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
She'se a happiness today. And I have conversations with myself
in the mirror. That's nice.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I feel like that helps a lot. I never do that.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yeah, And I just I don't have anxiety about anything anymore.
I literally have it's peace. My piece is so important
to me and no one's allowed to steal it.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
And when you when those words actually resonate, when like
everything that you've been working on, you could say, like
people can say that, right.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
I want to be a happy person. But when it
actually resonates and hits, it's fucking freeing.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, I'm just in.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
A place of just true tranquility. I know that it's
not going to be easy breezey all the time. There
will be hard moments and difficult times to navigate, but
for the most part, there are no more bad days. Yeah,
well that makes sense, Yes it does.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
And I think at a certain point too, you can
get too tired to care, which is almost a bit
that's a better place to be. I like when you
were like I'm calm and exhausted or calm and tired. Yeah,
usually my anxiety goes away after I've lost the will
to care about it anymore.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
It wasn't some like a true centering.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
I mean, it's like you center by default, almost like
life centers you just because it's like no one can
maintain that level of energy for that long.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Oh you know, Oh it's too much. It's inhaesting.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Do you remember when you would pine over somebody?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah, that's awful.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Or overthink or even when you're like.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Did I do something I do?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
What did I do over? I've all been there.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
That's me by saying like we're all in our we're
teenagers and we're our twenties, and we've we've already done
all this.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
We've done all the overthinking and the people making people
making you feel bad about yourself, pining over people. I've
done that.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
I'm done.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
I don't care. I don't care to anymore.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
My values have shifted immensely, So when you let go
of all that, it's easier just to be in this
state of just being present and you Was.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
It easier after having a kid too, though?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
No, so much harder.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
That's when I suffered the most. That's why I was
the worst version of myself really great mom. But yeah,
well I wasn't okay though, because number one, I wasn't
in a good physical space.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Okay, So I wasn't like fitness is very important to me.
I let myself go as far as I was eating
like bullshit. It wasn't a care of myself. And I
was unhappy with myself.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
It was a long, long story. But and also in
a toxic marriage.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Sure, And I.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Was emotionally immature for forty four years of my life
and I'm not anymore. Yeah, yeah, and I'm not anymore.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah, And like that's a huge word of it.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
It's like the whole therapy thing or doing what you
need to do to Nobody teaches you this shit, man.
Nobody teaches you how to grow and change and talk
to people and communicate and better yourself and love yourself.
No one teaches you that shit. Or they can try
to teach you, but you're not responsible for yourself. You can't.
But also you're just not receptive to it. Now. Nobody
(33:35):
could tell me shit when I was twenty two.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
No, because I.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Was in my head smarter than everybody. You're ready to
figure it out my own way.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah, maybe they did try, but I didn't hear You're right.
Ye see that's a new little thing. Maybe people they
had amount to say it, but you didn't have ears
to hear it. Right, you know you're right? Yeah, I
like that.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
You can take that. That's like a it's like a
Pentecostal sermon.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Okay, you know you had ears to shed, but no ears.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
To catch it. Catch it.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
You had ears to bleed, but no, no, no take it.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Take no but to take it, but to take.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Ears are bleeding. But that's what my church is called taken.
What no but to take, but to take, to take.
I would love to go to your church.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
God, your I love your church. Lady videos yes your aunt. Yes,
her name's aunt, Pam, Aunt Pam. She's ridiculous. Is that
your real aunt?
Speaker 3 (34:36):
That's the thing is that.
Speaker 8 (34:37):
I My whole family is like, we know that's Carletta,
we know it's gonna be Carletta. I'm like, it's wordlessly
based on her, but not every single thing. But then
I have pulled out like anecdotes that are straight up her,
like the time that she asked she asked the.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Church to forgive her for having a pure Roman It's
party at her house.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
It's a pure romance. It's an avon for sex toys. Oh,
she hosted that in around and she goes, oh, I'm
craving kidding you, She asked the church, she said, and
now I know you know that I done that. I
know youens know that i'd done that.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
And millions like you you all, I know y'all know
that i'd done that at my house.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Millions.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yeah, I knowllions know that I'd done that at my house.
And and you know I knew because she wasn't coming
over to the shop anymore to get her hair done.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
And I think probably she is embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Feels uncomfortable, and she felt uncomfortable. She bought sixty toys,
and she.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Bought sixteen toys while she was there, and I thought,
I thought, you know, I thought that was a lot.
But then of course I liked the fact that I
was getting a discount from it, you know, And they
told me that I was.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
I could get the turbo too. The more youll the
more you get, the more the sale you sell, the
more you get. And we're all aiming for that Cadillac.
Of course it's not paink that.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Of course it's not pink Cadillac, Blue Cadillac. I mean
the Hatachi, the super the one with the ten speeds. Yeah,
the one, the one that looks like a bull. You
just sit in the middle of the I've been dying
to get it. I've been dying to get down to
get it because my husband, Tim, Tim, that was my husband,
bless his soul.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Does he get a too, he has a Does he
get a hot touchy? He's got at He got no more?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Jim keeps get one touchy?
Speaker 3 (36:41):
He has a Mustang, he has another Mustang.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
He has two motorcycles from actual. No, no, he's not
a car.
Speaker 9 (36:52):
Nouchi is a sex toy, not a I thought it
was a sure sure, sure.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Okay, Well somebody don't need the sex choice and good
for you, Good for you. She's one of the natural gas.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
That's man.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
I wish I prayed to the Yorks in the heavens
above to be a natural orgasm have, but I just can't.
I need to tell me more about this. Is that
when you cook, they cook in front of Sure. That
don't sound like it'd be fine to me, does it?
(37:32):
You catch the shrimp in your mouth because it's back massager.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yeah, it'll be light you're too aggressive, that's too much,
it's is it not?
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Now, there was a time when I was on so
many s s R i's that I needed that because
I was dead.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Down there, anti depressing.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Antida press and it makes you numb spiritually and physically
and vaginally most importantly, can we say like they had
to book a lawnmower engine up to a vibrator in
order to get me off at that time.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Just to make a bitch strip.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
But I'm trying.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
Yeah, for real, the carbon emissions during that time from
all the energy that it took to get me off.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Your probably looked carbon.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
But but but but normal me. You know, five five
happiness me, which is fine. Uh, we've established that that
we're fine with five. Okay, listen, normal me. You basically
whisper on me. I'm getting off because the more the
(38:53):
worse I can't. I can't do all that I can't
when it comes time for me to go, he's got
a shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Oh yeah, you're like, don't don't even look at.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Every don't look at me, don't say a word, and like.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Like literally if you move even like a millimetre, it's
not happening.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yep, you lost it. You sucked up sneeze. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
It's awful, isn't it. God, that's such a bad feeling,
like wa know, no, don't stop, yeah, don't move, don't move,
don't stop.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Stop, don't move.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
And then they want to switch it up and.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
DJ yeah yeah, like hey, mister d J.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
I was wanting shaw day and they decided to give
me full heavy metal.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Stay right there, stay in Chad, just let me just
play the whole song through.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Yeah, yep, God, I love you? Oh man? Okay, your husband? Sure?
How long have you guys been married? Ten years?
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Almost?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Wow? Yes? What's his name? His name's Brandon.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
Brandon's very very cute, very very kind, picture, very funny.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
You want to see a picture. Okay, where's my phone?
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Okay, we'll look after Okay, it's all the way over there. Well,
then you won't be able to react on camera. I
want to see.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
I'm sure he's very handsome. He is. We already know
about your sex, I know, right, yeah, jesus, he's.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Probably like I know, I bought a feather, like yeah,
other people have vibrators.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
You have just like an ostrich feather, a goose feather
for you. I'm kind of kidding, but I mean not.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
But my thing is that as easy as it can
be for me to get off, it can be that
hard if something goes wrong.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Does that make sense? Yes? Yes, yes, yes, yes yes.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Because like you, you do if you do too much,
and this is the same with everything in life, you
do too much.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
I'm out of here. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yeah, that's actually not true at all.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
I just realized it was all the saying that's such
a theater shit, and I love.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
When people do the most.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Oh yeah, so I was just trying to make it
a bit, but it didn't work because it was such
a lie that I had literally through laugh I get overstimulated,
and a lot I got.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I get so overstimulated, fuck all day? Now, are you
kidding me?
Speaker 3 (41:39):
I wish ten times? Did you hear some time? Did
you hear that funny Blue is pregnant? Who's said? I'm
sure a woman that had sex on fifty seven times
you got her pregnant? Yeah, she's pregnant, such like in
a day? Yeah, twelve hours, Well they all were twelve hours.
(41:59):
They lined up.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
They all wore condoms, though I thought they all wore condoms.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Someone's broken.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
What is happening? There was a Pons showing up. Yeah,
hold on, we have a great story to tell your
super religious family. Okay, there was a woman.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Funny Blue only fans.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Who wanted to set the highest record of most men
to sleep with in a day. So she like, I
don't know how, they all of them probably got tested,
they all lined up, they all had a call time.
I think it was love that there was crafty. There
there was crafty. It was a whole production, sure, and
(42:40):
I think it was it set online that it was
fifteen minutes each. But mathematically, that doesn't make sense. Fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
She took anybody fifteen minutes, all of them, And this
is great for one person.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah, that's a perfect time.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Great anybody, We're good, and then you could do it
again like the night you cuddle in whatever. But come
back to it. But fifteen minutes is like a perfect
amount of time. But could you imagine fifteen times one thousand,
five hundred and one thousand.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah, but that doesn't make sense. So what is that math, dude?
Fifteen minutes, it's got to be shorter than that to
put me for everything. No way, there is no way anyway.
She's pregnant by one of those people. That makes sense.
Wasn't that a couple of months ago.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
A condom broke?
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Oh, I'm literally gonna give birth to one. Let's be honest,
to be so fucking gay.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I hope that's for you.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Fifteen hours? What fifteen hours is that amount of fifty minutes?
And then so I think she didn't twelve so maybe
a little less than fifteen minutes each other.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
How many pea breaks do you think she took?
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Woman, I hope she paid a lot.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
How much do you peed? Wait a minute, you don't
have to take a break. I just realized that. Why, well,
well you just you just squirting. Yeah, the squirt is
the pea. I mean, I don't believe in the squirt,
but people stand by I think it's pea. Oh, that's
what we're talking. That's what we were talking about before
we supported the squirt.
Speaker 4 (44:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I support people thinking that they're squirting,
but I think it's pe pe.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah, I think it's p too. I've done it. It's
p Yeah, Well squirted, and that's hot, but I for
sure fucking peede on you right now.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
But it's so clear and it doesn't smell like pee.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
It doesn't. No, not really.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
I guess no matter what anybody tells me, I won't
believe them. I guess I'm a conspiracy theorist about the
squirt I'll never believe that anybody's ever squirted.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Not pee not pee.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yeah, it's because if it's not pe what is it.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Well, I don't have to drink a lot of water
to do it, kind of to do it like and
you also have to.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
Do that with pea correct.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (45:03):
I don't know if you know this, And honestly I've
not known it for a walk.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Micro water.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Right, I'll never be able to It's that I just realized, Yep,
that's why.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
That's squirt squirt box water.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Oh yeah, this is and I call water squirt fuel.
And when I go to somebody's house, I say, do
you think squirt fel like yeah?
Speaker 4 (45:32):
And I don't usually like it in plastic. I'm like,
can I have some box squirt fuel?
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Squirt fuel?
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:40):
I hate pink is So it's just a terrible like pooping. Great,
what a nice moment, right yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I hate it.
Speaker 5 (45:49):
Such a waste of time. I try to get it
out so fast. I have no patience for it. I'm
up aggressive pier.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
I don't want to lowering your uh like you're you
to this wall.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
I think bladder wall pushing your bladder wall down the
next Yeah, you do cagles and stuff after that? Why
uh uh hey, I was about to say something oh
about You won't realize how.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Wonderful it is to pee until you've had a kidney
stone and not been able to get rid of the
sensation of having to peek a week.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
How long ago is that? Yes, And it was the worst.
It was the worst pain I've ever had.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
When I was like fifteen, I think I had, but
I didn't have the ongoing here's the weird part. Didn't
have the ongoing pain all the time. I wouldn't have
been able to deal with that. They just would have
put me on oxies, I guess.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
But I did that when it started.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Is that then?
Speaker 2 (46:51):
I know?
Speaker 1 (46:53):
But but yeah, I had to.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
I felt like I had to peek for however many
hours are in a full week.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
Yeah, I felt like I had to be the whole time.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
And you uti, it is so bad. Did you pass it?
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Yeah? I did.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
I did, But you know what, I passed it after
they gave me the die Apparently that dilates a lot
of people's urethra when they give you the die in
order to x ray you. So the dye dilated my
urethra enough.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
To pass the stone past the stone?
Speaker 3 (47:29):
How big was the stone?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
What that did? How would love?
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Did you?
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Listen?
Speaker 4 (47:34):
I have a whole character called Bethany Samuel's Stones of Remembrance,
and it's all about people collecting their kidney stones to
be able to get closer to God.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
What kind of fucking religion is that? Listen?
Speaker 3 (47:45):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
You have no idea what goes on in the starting
to see it, and.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
I like it, really enjoyed it, like get it, Like yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
I'm telling you though, if you better believe if I
had caught that stone, I'd be wearing it on my
charm neck of every day like a like a like
a prayer bead, like a.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Shaker, shiny little thing.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
I'm tumbling my stone just oh yeah, wow.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
I never lose a stone. I've never I've never lod
in my body, but I never laugh at them. There's
no stone I've never lost, loses one for sure.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
No stone left unturned, no stone left unpassed.
Speaker 1 (48:38):
She's a songwriter you're not awful at it. Yeah, that's
what I was great. Thank you. That's all I've ever wanted.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
Was somebody to say I wasn't awful, and.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
You're not awful. You just gotta you just got to
sing about your physical tragedies. That's it.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Sure, Sure, your bangs are so cute. And I love
the way you do your makeup. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
You're adorable.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Thank you to you do this every days and stuff
I don't. I'm trying things out, but I'm glad you guys.
You guys do make up. So it makes me feel
good to hear that. I feel like I'm not a
great makeup girly.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
I like doing it yourself, or I just all.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
The new things I try, I'm not very good at them,
so I'm stuck with Like, I opt for different things,
and it's not ever as good as this. So if
I'm in a rush, I'm like, gotta go for old faithful,
the lip in the.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Wing classic though, with your bangs and like your whole vibe,
it's perfect, well, precious.
Speaker 4 (49:42):
You know what I have learned to do better this year?
A brown smoke. Yeah, I'm pretty good at that.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Walk us through how you do it?
Speaker 1 (49:54):
Am I gonna get to be on the makeup team?
If answer?
Speaker 3 (49:57):
This is your interview?
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Actually? Yeah, okay?
Speaker 3 (50:00):
What next up? We have right here? Yeah, Andrea Mary
A White.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Okay, all its Andrea Mary. We changed it. Okay. I
like your real name, but this one's better.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
Oh it's more of a makeup artist name.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
Okay, So I don't I'm waiting for Andrea Mary. No,
you are? You are on your name? Honey, it wasn't
good enough.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
Okay, right, you're a makeup artist. Yeah, that's right, And
I'll do what it takes. I'll do what it takes.
Walk us through the brown smoky eye Andrea.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Okay, so what I do? I do? I do this thing?
Speaker 3 (50:40):
M hm.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
You've heard of the thing? Right? Yes? Okay, where.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Of course we have? Well yeah, maybe it's all the thing.
Yeah yeah, it's all over YouTube. I didn't even know
that you guys. Wow, I'm even more intimidated.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Nobody knows until they could be less. But we've been
the thing. Yeah okay, okay, well continue, Andrea.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
It's weird for me to tell you what the thing
is since you already know.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
We just want to make sure you know the thing.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Okay, legs crossed Andrea.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
It's so funny because artists are just not at all.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
We're literally the chillest person on set of us have
had addiction problems.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
No, don't let it.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
She doesn't know that, just that I think she can tell.
It's written all over.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
Are you siding? There's a sign out there that was like,
I'm a former abbic.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yeah, yeah, you say, what a fucking mess man.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
You know, I think it's cool to be divorced.
Speaker 4 (51:44):
I do.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
I do.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
I think that I haven't been, to be honest, it's
now come back full circle where I think it's cool
to see somebody out there smoking cigarettes. Now, I'm not
trying to promote cigarette.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
Smoking, but I like them. Are you a cigarette smaller?
Speaker 3 (52:00):
Sometimes not? No, I do. I love somebody will just
do it socially now yeah, but I mean so taboo now.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
So I feel like it's come back around.
Speaker 3 (52:11):
The minute alcohol touches my mouth. That's why I can't
really drink either.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
There you go, there you go.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
Everything a moderation right right.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
I can't drink because I'll just drink to liver failure.
That's me.
Speaker 4 (52:22):
Okay, So you're sober, yeah, Like I'm like, yeah, no, no,
I talk about it so openly. Well, everybody knows that
I'm sober because I'm like a full blown alcoholic. Oh,
I'm like one of those people that will like, like
I said, I actually do do too much.
Speaker 3 (52:39):
Yeah that when you're like, don't you know it's too much?
Speaker 1 (52:42):
You like that's me. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (52:43):
Got to take Toby's for six years five minuts.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
That's all. Congratulations, thank you. And I like that.
Speaker 3 (52:52):
And I like sober school. Divorce is school. Sober school, Yeah,
divorce school school. Now now I can say divorce school.
Before I did, I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
It was scary. Well it's well, sure, business ever works out,
you know, there you go? Nice, Yeah, there you go. Literally,
anybody's first never.
Speaker 3 (53:08):
Works sure, And I am really aiming for divorced, honestly,
if everybody was being honest.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
Yeah, but you're happy Brandon doesn't stop.
Speaker 3 (53:20):
Sure, But what what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Why would that mostly two? Fu? Does that mean if
you average it out?
Speaker 3 (53:28):
What is Brandon always that? What's his number? His sor
you know what?
Speaker 4 (53:33):
I feel like he might always be between a seven
and eight. And I was gonna say, Dad, even that
makes the depression even harder because I have to stand
next the eight.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
See, I'm the opposite. My partner is at a two.
Yeah he is, Yeah, more.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
Three, So tell me what it's like to be with
a three.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
It's hard. And then add a little autism in there,
and then I'm like sure, okay me then yeah, I'm
dating you. Okay, Well I knew that right, right right?
Speaker 3 (54:12):
Beautiful couple, what a beauty beautiful coat?
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
And I get rights rights.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
That's what it is. When you're a parent. You get
rights to the child. Yeah yeah, yeah, get feathers. And
I also get rights to your feathers. M that's how
it works.
Speaker 4 (54:34):
Well, I've kept them. I've kept them really pristine, nice, nice,
and remember I don't score so perfect.
Speaker 5 (54:42):
They will stay nice and dry and flawless and fluffy
for a very long time.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
Yeah shots, shot, Wait, don't you go truth lost?
Speaker 3 (54:58):
I want to do rapid fire question Yes, okay, Hey, hello, Andrea,
what are you doing some rapid fire questions for the
three of us to ask you, the two of us
to ask you and see how your responses.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? Squirrel? Okay, which
one's moorings on it? Okay?
Speaker 4 (55:24):
Okay, Fred rattlesnake taste like chicken everything Frid does. Okay,
it's Santa Real, It's Santareal.
Speaker 1 (55:32):
Can I be honest? Please please?
Speaker 3 (55:40):
I signed an n DA.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
Okay, okay, all right? So is that the same with aliens?
Speaker 7 (55:44):
In?
Speaker 1 (55:45):
Did you sign another NDA for the aliens? Yes? Okay,
all right? If you were, I couldn't remember, but okay,
so many I know. Same. If you are a vegetable,
what would you be broccoli? Okay?
Speaker 3 (56:01):
Good hair?
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or one
hundred duck sized horses? Do it again?
Speaker 3 (56:08):
I'm autistic. I don't know what you said.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or one
hundred duck sized horses? Oh?
Speaker 3 (56:20):
My god, one hundred duck saze horses?
Speaker 1 (56:24):
I thought, just like Yeah.
Speaker 4 (56:26):
It took me a lot, I have to say, I know,
but I knew that immediately.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
What would the title of your autobiography be? Cool? If
you could have a superpower for twenty four hours, what would.
Speaker 3 (56:38):
It be being God?
Speaker 1 (56:40):
Okay? Would you rather I gotta can I take that bag?
Being the devil?
Speaker 3 (56:46):
No? I got to take that back. Tooky warm feet?
Speaker 1 (56:51):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (56:51):
Ooh?
Speaker 1 (56:53):
If you were any cartoon character. What would it be?
Speaker 3 (56:56):
Why am I doing this? Okay, okay, continuity commitment?
Speaker 1 (57:01):
Yeah again. If you could only eat one food for
the rest of your life, what would it be? Uh? Dumplins? Wow?
What's the weirdest nickname? You've ever had? A fat catastrophe?
(57:28):
Is this boyfriend also your husband? Is it the same guy?
Holy ship? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (57:37):
Also say I always said it like a nice twitter.
Speaker 1 (57:46):
That's a you can hang up, that's I can't There's
nothing that'll ever heard that. Wow, wow holy ship? Yeah.
I stayed with him for three years. The dick must
have been really fucking good. Fotastical. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (58:02):
Well, I was a virgin and and really decided decided
that I was going to be that until marriage.
Speaker 1 (58:09):
No, I love that. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (58:11):
No, of course not. I'm not an idiot.
Speaker 1 (58:14):
Yeah. We're like like, oh, you're like no, no no
no no.
Speaker 3 (58:17):
No no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no.
Speaker 1 (58:20):
I'm not a loser.
Speaker 4 (58:21):
Yeah, but I was there, but I was when I
was sixteen.
Speaker 3 (58:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:26):
Oh right, yeah, So it's like what happens.
Speaker 3 (58:29):
There's so many cases of people who have waited right
until they're.
Speaker 5 (58:32):
Married and then you go you don't realize that you're
either you have no idea what you're doing, you hate sex,
or yeah, freak or you're freaking the bed. So you're
either like, right, we just got married.
Speaker 3 (58:41):
Oh babe, we're so excited, freaky, freaky, freaky.
Speaker 5 (58:44):
I didn't know how freak I was gonna have sex before,
and you were all like, I don't like, this.
Speaker 3 (58:48):
Isn't for me?
Speaker 1 (58:50):
How does that work?
Speaker 3 (58:52):
Divorce?
Speaker 1 (58:52):
Divorce? Okay, you are performing on the road. No, I'm
not touring. Oh no, no, no, okay, so I saw
something about I don't know. Yes, I'm performing here.
Speaker 4 (59:06):
So I'm starting to accumulate more shows, but I don't
think I want to do a tour until the fall
because right now I'm trying to figure out logistically how
I'm going to do multiple characters because I don't really
I'm not a stand up kind of girl. I am
a character bit like I like I like dow Doll
performance art kind of stuff, So I'm trying to figure
(59:28):
out how to do that. Most of my stuff has
been like I have written, and I have people that
are interesting and fund interested in funding this. I have
written a like full sketch special so.
Speaker 1 (59:45):
So that's to me.
Speaker 3 (59:46):
I mean like I've always wanted to do that more
than I have.
Speaker 1 (59:49):
Wanted to tour.
Speaker 3 (59:50):
But like my managers like, you need to tour because
you can make money.
Speaker 1 (59:55):
He's like, oh, that's hard to like change outfits and
do the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (59:59):
How do you do so many?
Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Yeah, but I think what I'm gonna do is just
like it's gonna be way more bare bones and like,
for for instance, something as simple as like Papal. I
have a character that's a Papal, but like Papal talking
to a young man would just be like the cat
forward and then turn the cat back for a.
Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Dude and like a young dude. So just like scaling
it back.
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Yahd of thing.
Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
I wonder also if you filmed stuff and had it
on a screen behind you and then you can interact with.
Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Your own I've already been girl, I've already been thinking
about that. We're cutting, We're we're cutting corners. We're trying
not to bring too many people into this production. Should
except for Karen and Maury and Morgan.
Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
And who is going to be Satan? Who wants to
know you're Satan?
Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
You're the clue? Is I'm Satan Byork, oh, Stan York
and God Brymore. I think you're Drew. That was too
good God. I think Bjork should be God.
Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Right, that was our original thing.
Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Maybe Drew Barrymore should be the devil.
Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Okay, do her therapist. I kind of like the therapist
because she's.
Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, Drew Barrymore as a therapist and
you'll be God as.
Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Oh, so the devil is b York.
Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
I kind of think so, or should the devil be
or God be b York?
Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
York cannot be the devil? Okay, I don't think so either.
Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
No, No, b York's God, York's God. The devil is gay, though,
I think the devil's gay. Okay, a little homophobic, right, right, right?
Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
He's gay and homophobes obviously obviously.
Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Right, he's making fun of the gays.
Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Yes, but also but he is also rolling his own sushi.
Speaker 7 (01:01:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
It's got a real you.
Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Know, real yeah. Yeah, a little just in case sweater, yes,
just in case.
Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
It gets a little Chillian trimple sweater trimple swartz out
a little too much.
Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Yeah, Yeah, I feel like he's very soft.
Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Yeah, I feel like, yeah, maybe you can't even hear him. Really, yeah,
one hundred percent. Wow, you know what, I always like
this wherever truly.
Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Truly just like laugh though, just one pointless podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Yeah, yes, I agree.
Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Yeah, so fucking funny.
Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
I know you are.
Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
So I'm gonna have to show you a new character
that I just created because I love to come up
with a little characters.
Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Okay, I can't wait. I think we should do some skits.
Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
It must be your little minions. I love us. What
to do will be fucking weirdos me and your little skits.
I love that. So I just call y'all randomly.
Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
I like, choo you Allian Murphy, what's his name? Killian Murphy?
You fog Horn, Leghorn, whatever the fuck you're doing right now?
Puts the tony phil Horn Fire Marshall Bill Foghorn Lake.
Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Fo.
Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Yeah that was Marshall Bill, wasn't that was fire Marsham Bill?
Yeah that was that was like a little just a
little bit right there. Yeah, girl, that's a little Miley
right there.
Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Yeah that was a little Miley. Wow, she got there.
She's got that. And that's okay.
Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Sure, I mean I don't want them, but I also
don't need them. You have beautiful, let's speak, let's speak truthful.
Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
She broke.
Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
That's the one thing that broke.
Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
He was telling me.
Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
I view fore broke.
Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
And I'm hungry and I'm prank that.
Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Yeah, thank you so much for coming on. Tell the
people where they can find you on all.
Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
That social crap, and then also be looking out for
tour dates and look for this sketch special that I
will be filming this year, So please please.
Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Watch out for all that. Oh that's so exciting movie
that you were in.
Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
I know, yes we can't, but I'm gonna okay, I'm
gonna put it in here.
Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Look out for money by sundown.
Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Yeah, and I'll tell you if I can't talk about it.
Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Great, Okay, we love at anything. We just sign here. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
I was gonna say, how many NDAs have I signed
this year? About the aliens?
Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Well, you can't about the true identity of your child, right,
the true identity of this child. But also you should
have never been here, so you'll have to sign one
just from being here.
Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Yes, this is not your mo.
Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
I know I can do whatever you need.
Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Just got me fun by saying that our hands are
so tired from writing Kathleen's fans. They're so young? Are
They're hands hurt from writing?
Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Yeah? Are in line? Are so mean? My hands hurt
from really yeah? Thanks for shopping? Bye, okay, see you later. Bye.
Thank you guys so much for tuning in to the
touch Up Podcast. Please follow us on Instagram at the
touch Up Podcast. Follow us on TikTok at the touch Up.
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