March 26, 2025 • 55 mins
This week Tarryn and Mari are back in the studio for some best friend time and a little self care! We thought it would be fun to have our brows done live on the pod, so we have our brow wizard friend Miss Kristen Acerra laminating, tinting and shaping these brows! So listen up because she has some good tips! Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hi, get a little such up. Hi am Karen.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm Marie, and you're listening to.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
We hope you're picking up what we're putting down.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Recording, testing, testing, want to want to. I'm kind of
like a combination between Carrie and Samantha. That's what I've realized.
I'm not a hard carry on.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I'm a pretty hard Samantha sometimes.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, I'm just I feel like my vibe is more Carrie.
You know, she was like always like she's like running,
always like running and like yeah from something.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah. And she was always great style.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Great style, good curl looking.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, just you know, a little little free, free spirited.
Today on the podcast, we are going to get our
eyebrows laminated and tinted and probably waxed a little bit.
Our dear friend Kristien. So don't mind us. We are
going to be talking and getting don't mind us over here,
(01:10):
I know, don't mind us. We're just self carrying, We're
self caring.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
This is so we should get all the things done.
We've had food on here. We just hate on here.
We don't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, we'll get klonics on here. We don't care. I will,
I will too, I'll bend over. I'll bend over right
now and shove something right in my and get it
cleaned out.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Is that what you do with colon?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's exactly what you do. Okay, I love colon. I've
never had one before, so what Yeah, oh my god,
I've never had my eyebrows eliminated, and I've never had
a Kalan. This is a series called Mari Isn't Living yet. Yeah,
so today this is our first time getting laminated. I'm
a huge fan of lamination. I feel like I try
(01:51):
and push lamination on most people just because I think
it makes your life easier. So this is exciting because
I feel like you're gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I'm every time you get yours done, just stare at them,
I know, and I'm like, look at those things are flawless.
Yeah yeah, yeah, well Kristin, Kristin dan girl. Yeah yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Start with my first Yeah, speaking of eyebrows, look at
these eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Sorry I put eyebrows on today.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's okay, We're just gonna wipe.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Put your have off. Yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I put them on to take them off, put them
on to take them off.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
How long have you been doing this.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Kristen Browse for five years, okay, and then I do
makeup and that's been for twelve So you're.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
A makeup artist too.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
How come we've never met before?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I know, it's sad.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Well, well here we here we are, okay, okay, So
now you just do strictly eyebrows.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Well I do both.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Oh okay, yeah, but I do brawt like brows are
my Monday through Friday situation.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Do you work in a sale?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I work at Oxana Salon and along Sana.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah. I met you at Parlor three.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Yes, I worked at All three for a little bit.
We moved back to Connecticut for like a parlor three.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Move back to Connecticut. We thought we wanted to live there,
me and my husband, okay, And we lasted five months
back there, and we came right back here.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You're from Connecticut, yes, New York.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh look at that.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
We're right outside of you even oh yeah, yeah the
best pizza.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Jump's Pizza I went to. Are you far from Mystic Connecticut?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
No, my family lives in Guildford, so we're like forty
minutes from Mystic.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Karen, do you know mystic mister Connecticut. Remember the movie
Mystic Pizza with Julia Roberts.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What about Mystic River?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Let me finish?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Okay, do you remember that.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Good movie?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Good movie, Tar Grub, tar grub, Mistic Pizza with Julia Roberts.
Do you remember No? No, no, dude, cult classic. Wait
hold on, honestly, don't think I've ever seen it. What
are you putting on? First?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
One? Okay, So this is the per like the permanent gel.
So this is what lifts your brows up and gets
them to the shape.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
That we want.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Kind of smells like a perm.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh yeah, that's literally. Yeah, it smells a little bit
like sulfur.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's small sulfury.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Interesting, And I like to brush it down and then
brush it through the brow.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
So you laminate first. Yes, I never pay attention when
you do me.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Right, because you're always lying back, so you never get
to see what's going on. Yeah, so you laminate first.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Dominate first.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
How long does laminations do?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
So you put on everything between like seven to ten minutes,
depending on the brow thickness.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Well, mine are thin little guys, because.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
You seven to eight minutes from tiny little guys.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I'm a thin eyebrow girl, period. Like people have filled
them in.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Really think laminations on thin our brows tend to look
like I enjoy the look of it because it brings
it makes them a little bit fuller. But if you
have two dick of eyebrows and the needy lamination, it's
kind of like the brow walk before before you.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
This is my this is my new look, this is
my little less good hot, this is it, this is it.
I'm going to send a time like a sleep for
eight minutes for you. How is it good? This is perfect?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It's wrong?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yes, it's perfect? Yeah, yeah, great, nice.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
And then we'll jump on over to you simultaneously.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Is that cool?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Quick too.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
So it's a cult classic. Sorry, it's Julia and it's
a great film. Great and mister Connecticut is a real
place and and the pizza place is there, so anyway,
but yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
What was the because it Connecticut? Well miss it pizza? Yeah,
get yourself a slice. Remember that movie Lover Her Boy
(06:04):
extra Anchobis Feldman, Come on, man, you love the boy
Patrick Dempsey? Oh wow remember? Oh it's also.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Another it's also another cold classic. Have you seen Patrick Dempsey?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Now? Yeah, yeah, he's so good looking.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh he's getting hotter. And hotter and artist.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
She is Billian Dempsey. She's a whole line.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Did she start out just Jillian and then she married
Patrick Dempsey and then she became a Billian Dempsey line.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah. I don't think she had the name Dempsey before
she No.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I know that, but like she didn't like she was
just a makeup artist. Regular, yeah, regular Naylor, regular niggler,
and then powdered Patrick Dempsey's face.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
One day they fell in love, they got married. You
look beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Stuff like this isn't good for my eighty day? Oh
that's everybody right? Oh god, you're just a makeup artist.
And then you powder some like hot after space and
they go, you're my girl.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, I would love to Maybe we'll get her on
the podcast. I'd love to know how that went down
me too.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Maybe we should have some mother makeup.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Maybe we should start doing this more, talking about beauty.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
It's been comedians, it's been all funny people.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, well can you blame us? No, Look what's going
on right now.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Listen, if we're gonna work, let's have fun doing let's
have fun doing it.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Are you a funny makeup artist? Come on our show?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Are you funny you funny, get a lip, I tell
you a little story. What do you think about the
at home elimination things?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
God? Oh, I don't think anybody that's not a professional
should be doing eliminated?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Should you hear that?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Well? Hear that because now if people have the background
maybe in makeup, and they know what to do.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
But trust me to do it on myself, yes, maybe.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Maybe, But what happens is like I've seen females do
it online, like on Instagram, and when lady literally was
rubbing the opposite direction, her brows just fell off. Because
you're doing it's a chemical process. So if you're not
doing it properly, if you leave it on for too long,
your brow hairs are going to sind off. So it's
like one of those things that you don't you don't
(08:53):
really want to do unless you've taken a course to do.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
It, or are you Uh oh, we're gonna tack Hannah
Callahan right now?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh Hannah Callahan? Wait?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Who's that? My friend from my gym? She I told
her this morning, I'm getting my we're getting our eyebrows lamed.
And she was like, oh my god, she goes, I'm
getting I escorted a kid, or I'm getting a kid whatever, Anna, Nope, what.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
The fuck makes you qualify? It is not at all.
She's gonna come to the gym with no fu great ass,
no brows, great ass, no brows, no brows.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, but when you have an ass like that, does
it matter? No one's no one's even looking at them.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
All right, Calahan, O'Toole, what do you do? Tommio dool,
Tommio dool, Mikey Gallant?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Chris Farley?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Tommy Boy, Tommy Boy?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
What a glorat movie, What a great movie, What a
great movie.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
So now I'm gonna come brush through yours your eyebrosent.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's so bunny. It's so funny because I'll text Mari
and I'll go, hey, are you free to record on
such and such day? We're gonna eat food and wear
bunny ears. And She's like, how is this our fucking life?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Like?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Because we own it, we can do whatever we want.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Thing.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I'm like, yes, I'm available to do that every day. Yes,
what do you mean? Am I available? Kidding me? I
just broke all my plans to be available for this.
I know it's fun.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
So now it's been seventh no.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
No, now now brushing through then I'm a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Pretty east open nails on Marie.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Do you like this color?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I love that color. I also like that length on you.
These are my natural nails. They look like it, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I'm giving all the gel and the acrylic and the
fake nails a little break for a second. Do you
know where I got the snail polish color?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
TikTok dun?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
The general happened to the general where things are more
than a dollar.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Nothing is a dollar, nothing's a dollar, nothing nothing dollar.
Change the name. Yeah, it's like three p fifty. It's
time to change the name.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Two two?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Wow, I bought six bottles? What of the same color?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
It would be the dumbest thing.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Think about it. Think about what you say before.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
You say.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Nope. I'll continue to say super shit and never think
about what I say where I say it. Are you kidding?
Not a one? Not a one note, not a tree,
never a tree? Time? Oh here we go again? Yep? Okay,
(12:04):
so you got six different colors. Oh they're so pretty.
They're very, very sheer, like any coats. Is that two
was perfect? I did three? Okay? Perfect?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
It's such a pretty color though, it's like a it's
like it's like a it's kind of periwinkly. Yeah, but
they're feeling stronger already. Also, you know what's helping me
is my colle John and my niasn Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Nice and in gulligen Nasa got it.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
We won't put.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I had a feeling today it was gonna be like
I knew it, God damn knew it. I want to
tell you, guys, a boy story after this? What story?
Boys story? Why does it have to be after well? No,
like when whenever you're ready? Oh, I'm ready? Who's ready
for this? Ready? Ready?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Tell me?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Every listen. If he listens, fine, I don't care. He
probably doesn't. His fault. He might he walked in and
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Okay, great, Okay, this is my I've tried to really
like not let people affect me or give them my power,
but I kind of did. I told him like, fuck you,
like at the end of this, fuck you.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Okay, I know who this is, right, you do? I
sure do? Remember I met him at a red light.
What do you remember the guy I met at a
red light? No? What a fucking story, dude?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
What like almost a year ago in last June. Yeah,
I pulled up to a red light and this like
hot guy pulls out his window and he's like, you're hot.
I was like, you're hot, and he's like, follow me,
blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
So we fled me on Instagram, follow me and chase
me in my car. Chase me in my car. That
would be so much fun.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Taggert follow me and we went off roading. It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Follow me on Instagram dot com okay, and I know
it's funny.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
So we like became friends for almost a year. Never
hooked up, okay, okay, hung out ever one one time
he came over okay for eleven minutes, we like walked pearl,
he like kissed me just to say because we were
like why did we meet?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Why did that happen? Like what was that a serendipitous thing?
Like was there a reason behind it?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Lah?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I like and then just kind of whatever, just nothing.
We just kind of text random here and there. I
saw him in a coffee shop one time. I've seen
him twice twice in real life in the past. In June,
it will be a year okay, right right, right, So
there's been a couple of things where he like red
flaggy kind of things and he didn't want What I
(14:54):
really liked is that he didn't want to hang out
with me until I ficially got a divorce, because that's nice.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
That's nice, and I respected that green.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Flag, green flag. Yes, And he's like been through some
shit with like a marriage. He's like, I just I divorced.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
When you're officially divorced, like it just changes everything. It's
kind of like when you're officially married. That changes the
dynamic of y. Yes, but he kind of was like
speaking on my behalf, like you don't know until you
I don't like when people do that. Yeah, I just don't.
I never felt right, you know, like you don't well
you I'm like, don't speak for me.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yes, that's like my thing. Yeah, you're not my heart. No,
you're not my mind. You're out of it hearing there's
some dude at a red light.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Right, So long story short, blah blah blah. We've just
been like in and out, and there there have been
like red flags where he's just kind of spoke to
me in like a way where I'm like, oh, this
guy's kind of like this feels like a little controlly
kind of so maybe like last month or a few
weeks ago, I posted a video on my Instagram of
(15:52):
a guy jump roping.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Happened to be really hot. Okay, you never shut Okay.
His property skills were bananas. I think I remember this
banana bananas. So I was so impressed. Yeah, and I
just wrote when you want with like a little tongue
hanging out. It was like drip riper. Yeah, I don't know.
He writes back, gross.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
And I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I was like, why is this gross?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I said his name, I couldn't really hear it.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Okay, good, what tell me is.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
So pretty much?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
He said, I think it's gross for a woman in
her forties to be posting videos of guys in their
twenties without their shirt on.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I was like, okay. I go his and I kept.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Calling it hula hooping because I was like so angry.
I was like, awesome, He's like, not goula hooping. Shut up,
don't make this fuddy like. I got really offended, and
he goes, how would you feel if I posted a
video of.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Some hot young twenty year old doing yoga? You know
you would feel the same way and be grossed out.
And I was like, okay, number one, I'm confused, are
you my boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Are we dating? Are we dating? Are we dating? And also,
for no reason, don't speak for me.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I don't care what you I don't wouldn't care if
you posted anything and what So I blocked him great.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I told him fuck you first, yeah, yeah, fuck you,
and I said respectfully, yeah, especially oh fuck you yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
And then I blocked him from everything and blocked his number.
But like, what are what balls do people have? Like
you don't know me, you don't and then and then
gas lit me was like, I didn't call you gross.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I called the act of a forty.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Year old woman posting someone night that gross.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Okay, well my gross ass is blocking your dumb ass,
so see you later whatever. Being singles weird, it's very weird.
I remember it wasn't too long ago for me.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah, it's so weird.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Even the ones that you think are like cool and
normal and like this person like calm came off. What
I really found very attractive is that he's like very
you know, all his posts are very like healing and
the growth, and he's on this journey and like everything's
but like he's also sober and this and that righteous.
(18:40):
I've called himself righteous at least at least at least
four times.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I've called I was like, you're.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Acting very self righteous right now. You're making your face.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
He's like, well, that's on you.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
That's how you're interpreting this. I'm able to bluh blah blah.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
And I'm like the way that you're he's just regurgitating
shit that he's uh heard or gone to therapy or
like whatever. But who he is deep down inside is
really he just projected all of his ship on me
in that moment. You know, he just has to go
around policing people. Yeah, nah, nah, isn't it funny how
(19:17):
you you start to go, oh, I'm starting to figure
this shit out quick. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
No, I think that's why he was put in my life. Well, yeah,
because now.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I follow all the soldiers. Now all the soldiers, that's
what they are. Yeah yeah, yeah, you're gonna like turn
and burn them really quickly. And you can't feel bad
because they're all like little lessons because you go, well,
I love this about him, but I hate all these
and all those things are like deal breakers for me,
So you gotta go. I appreciate the time and the
(19:49):
lesson you gotta go.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of cool actually because it makes it.
It makes it so when mister agent, you know, and
you're like, oh my god, this is exactly what I
deserve in a mo work. Well.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I wasn't even sure about aj though for a while. Sure,
I really were. He wasn't sure about me either. We
didn't work. No, I know, I remember that. Yeah, and
now I go, hey, babe, can you bring home a
couple of paint samples? Yeah, brought so many.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
But you were always excited about him though, you always
like when you met him, you were excited about him.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I was very excited about him because when I could
like see it the ten honey little kown. Yeah, it's
a love Oh it's so teeny, it's so tiny.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
So you guys, are you know, when's the last time
you were single?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Christian? Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Well, I meant my husband and we got engaged in
three months and married in five months, and now we've
almost been together for two years.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Wow. Yeah, so you met your soulmates?
Speaker 6 (20:54):
My soulmate, Yes, I have a girlfriend who is struggling
with an eggs. He's very toxic, but she's holding onto
the But when he's good, he's so good, and I'm like, okay,
but you can't love him into changing.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, the potential of what they could be. Yeah, yeah.
And I felt so bad too, because she was like
venting to me and she has this roommate that she hates,
and like she drove up here to work with somebody
(21:35):
and he also turned out to be a piece of shit,
and she was like, oh, it's just like also frustrating.
And I'm like, you know, I think you have a
thing for for like bad people. And I'm not saying
this is all your fault. I'm just saying try and
it's usually I love yourself more.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
People repeat the same patterns.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I know. It's hard. Yeah, it's really you attract.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
The same kind of person, the same kind of man,
until you're writing kind of people look inward and heal. Yeah,
all right, Wow, there's a reason that I keep doing this.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah, that's a hard thing like that, that's a hard
fucking thing to go inward. And like until you break
that cycle, you literally are still gonna you're just gonna
bring the same Yeah, which is what I've done my
whole life too, I get it. Yeah, same, yeah kidding me. Yeah,
that's why every relationship I've ever been has held.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, you have. I know.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
I want to stay still for you. You have right
now the bleached eyebrow. Look, you now are a pop star.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
You are an avant god pops ra Dad's Oh die?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Is that how the song goes?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
It's the Lady Gaga in the beginning, but die, oh die.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I still haven't really heard the song so good and
I need to listen.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I'm not instandly shy brow.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Look, I'm not into it.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I think only certain people can do it.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, I guess like like Miley Cyrus when she's doing
now she her bangs are like this big and everyone
now is doing they do this.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah, I hate it. It's so bad. I just saw
one Stefani dude. I was like, no, not you.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
They're like this and they'll cut these pieces right here
and then they have teeny tiny little bangs.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
It's like, yeah, you're It's like, yeah, these are really short.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah. Remember what was that band that was like I
think you're freaky and I look you. Yeah that's a
good song.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Yeah what was that band? I look I think she's
the only one that could pull it off.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Besides what's the one girl that scream out email girl
Hailey William. Yeah, people off that like super asymmetrical ship. Yeah,
I think it's a it's a Korean look. Oh well,
they are Japanese. They can pull sense. They can absolutely
pull it off. But it's it's not attractive personally. I
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don't think it's attractive.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I'm not looking at that and going, damn, that's your
hair looks good.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, I know there was like six people with the
Grammys that like had hair like that. I don't know.
Dot can kind of do anything she wants. Yeah, she
wears she wears eye tape and she doesn't even cover
it up. I know. It's who's starting that trend. They're
like mid Ready, mid Ready, mid Ready's like, let's talk
(24:39):
and roll.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah, she's like, I ain't got no hair, I can't
cover it up and I don't want any hair.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
It's still going to wear the tapes. Yeah, I know,
it's pretty dope. Have you ever worn those tapes before? No,
but I bet I would. Look, we should get some
Let's get someone.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Wear wear them on the pod and looks snatch snatchy.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I did. I have done on clients where I've done
little braids and pull them and like inside like her
hair was down. I just did it on no Asiris.
I just did little tiny braids and fucking pull them
so tight. She was like, Oh, you love this though, Yes,
how's your head gonna feeling about it? Take two aad villa.
(25:21):
That's what I tell people when I do ponies on them,
I go take two aad villain. Call me tomorrow. I
feel bad.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I did the tightest ponytail I've ever done in my life.
I'm sweet.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Natalie Wall with all that hair you had to, you
had to it looked. She was like, I'm like, I know,
I'm so sorry. You want to take it down. I'm
not going out. I could, but I'm not. I shouldn't know.
You're just gonna have to suck it up, Buttercup. Yeah,
I'm so sorry. Yeah, I adore you. Yeah, this is
probably painful. She has a lot of hair, though she
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has to. You have to. It's too heavy. It's not
it's not me, it's too yes, listen, listen, the government
called it wants. It's it's you. It's not me, it's you.
It's you. It's not me. It's big you, it's not
me big big.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Have you ever tinted your brows?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Never?
Speaker 4 (26:15):
What's first time is always a little you do your makeup,
your make artist. It's always a little bit of a
shock with a lamination tint combo.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Okay, I just like to letter, is it really dark?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I'm not gonna I'm gonna make sure it's not too dark.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Go watch the bars tonight and you'll be okay. I
will not make it to do she's done micro needleing
or micro blading. Lad Yeah, oh yeah, many many years ago.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Yeah, yeah, you'll be fine. Yeah, I just like to
give the disclosure you no.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah. So that's the thing. People, listen, when you first
get something done, don't have a heart attack unless it's bad.
If it's if it's dark, Like if you get your
brows done, it's a little dark, it's okay, it's gonna fade.
Nobody needs to have a melt down.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
So why would we need to tint my very dark
eyebrows just.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
I mean we'll make them look thicker.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah, it just adds a little extra to them.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
We won't do it for like, I'll probably literally leave
it on for a minute or thirty seconds because your
hairs are already poorous now that we do lamination, so
literally everything gets absorbed super quick. Yes.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Fun, Yeah, you like to make yours darker?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I do you do? And how often should we do this? Christian?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Six to eight weeks?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Wow? Wow?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
And what's a normal run in the mill charge in
something like this one?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Forty?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Do you go to people's houses?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I do occasionally go to people's houses.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
It's a little up charge, but for people who don't
want to leave their house, it is nice and convenient, and.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
So it stays six to eight weeks.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
So you still like when you wake up in the morning,
you're still gonna want to.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Brush through your eyebrows. Okay, but you don't have to
be like myself. Yeah, you're not gonna have product on it.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
It's like a gel or anything, which you still could
if you wanted to.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I thought, but I just for security.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
But it really makes your life so much easier, especially
when you're doing makeup.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I'm stoked capitals lower case t.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Okay, Okay, I know it's fun, Like I love getting
stuff done.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
I know you too, We don't we You and I
are the world. We don't care what you do burning
off our face. We're like, this is great.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, We're like, sure, what's the recovery on that? Two days? No,
two weeks?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
DEMI, I'll never do that again.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Mary and I got that Hannibal elector facial without knowing,
the one that literally tears off your face. And we
didn't know. In the plastic surgeon and that we went
to which maybe I won't say their name, said we
could wear makeup the next day and we'd be fine it.
(29:10):
We looked so terrible for weeks weeks step and honestly
it didn't even really make that big of a difference
on my skin.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
I feel like in so long mode. Ye, so don't
remember it. But okay, you're ready for my nu Krian
skincare bought up. Yes, tell me snails.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
What they have? Dicks?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
They have tiny little dicks.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Snails have tiny little dicks. Answer my question, what what
are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I don't think it's semen, but it's snail.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Snail musin.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
What snail?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
The snail? Juice?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Snail the snail? Do you guys know about this? I
don't know what it's called.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Snails musin seemen? It is. There was a girl I was.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
On set with and I said to her. He says,
his skin is beautiful, and she says, thank you. I
use the snail snail musin and I was like, what
is this? And I guess it became like a thing on.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
And yeah, oh, musin serum you have? Okay, why is
it great?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Look it up, look up the benefits. Read about it.
Let us know.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
What does snail musin serrum do? H. Snail musin is
a trendy ingredient in a skincare product. More research which
is needed, but it may Yeah, we don't, but it
(31:13):
may help hydrate skin, improve acne, and lessen the appearance
of scarring and other damage. It could also help with wounds.
It's available in many skin types skin care products, including
moistrosers and ceums. Are snails killed, no snail music, no
snails wait. Generally, no snails are killed. No snails are
(31:39):
killed or harmed in the process of extracting the slimy mucus. Okay, great,
I like it.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I don't like to put it on. It freaks me out,
but I like it.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Oh. I hate slugs. I hate anything slimy, so I
have to like.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Every time I do it, I'm like, oh God, do
you feel like but I use it with a little
wand thing.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Okay, do you feel like it does anything?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
How does my skin look?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I mean, your skin looks good? So Sammy is in,
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Don't you feel like my texture looks a little better?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah? You think that's it? Is that it?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
That's all you've been doing for like a couple of weeks.
Now that's a few weeks now, Okay, I like it.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Also, let's talk mabeling. Oh you got all the the
box of stuff?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, they're that foundation.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
A thirty one, it's thirty I have it on right now.
It's really good.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Why.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
First of all, it does not budge. It's not a
heavy coverage either.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I think I like it.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
It's the mayhold on. I'm sure to listen. Listeners want
to know, okay what it is, and it's it's the Mabeling. Yeah,
and it's heavier than I normally wear. But I still
really like it. Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
And what is it called the thirty hour? You have
thirty hours? Wow, there's not even thirty hours in a day, bro.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Do you okay? What seventy nine hour? Seventy nine hour foundation? Okay?
Speaker 2 (33:14):
It does not transfer though, have you noticed that person?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, no, it didn't transfer my pillow my traveling Yep.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I took a nap yesterday. I wore it yesterday because
I do some go somewhere, came home, took a nap.
Nothing on my pillow.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
What what? So you don't powder it?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
It just no, it like kind of dries down to
a powder.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
It's pretty mad. I kind of like that.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
Yeah, you kind of have to have a certain texture
for that. Sure, it's it's more of a mature skin moment.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
I think maybe that's why it's working for me.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah, we do have mature skin, but I it is matu.
It's mateu is dr skin. Wow, that's a good that's
a good foundation.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
It's a good foundation. And I really like their lips.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Oh, I love their plump or whatever. Listen, all of
these all of these over the store or counter products,
what do you call them over the counter drug store?
Drug store over the counter. No, that's pills. That's a
medication that you don't need a prescription for sure.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
All these street products, all these street drugs.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
It all comes from the same factories pretty much, right.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Right, Yeah, the same manufacturers, same manufacturers.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
So we're just sticking intofferent label on it.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Correct, Yeah, I mean different like ingredient makeups, but yeah,
but pretty much. Yeah. Like I think Tom Ford and
Charlotte Tilbury and Pat McGrath all made in Italy. Oh
are they the same? Yeah, that's kind of why they're
like Higher and Shimmers and stuff are very similar.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah, but I wonder what's like comparable to Mabeling as
far as a support a brand or like a like a.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Like maybe like a Nars or something. Huh you know, yeah,
I don't know. I mean we could deep dive and
see what brands like High and Low are getting made
by the same fucking company.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Oh, we should let people know.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
How crazy would that be? I mean that is why
there's dupes. Yeah, that would be really awesome sauce of us.
It's the cool beans man, cool Vians, and the Mabeling's
not even it's really not even that cheap anymore. Well,
everything's expensive now, I know, even like wipes are like
(35:44):
fifteen bucks. It's bananas, yeah, but you gotta have them.
What would we do with like Bardell lashes, Like, for
like a pack of five is like twenty bucks, so
that means they're five dollars a lash.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Well, you know where you can get them from, Sister Marshalls.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Marshalls.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
T my Max.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
That's where I get my sponges. That's where I get
my beauty blenders. Oh yeah, oh and.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Lashes if I need, you know, if you're don't have
the ones I send to you or whatever, yeah the
last minute, yeah dude, yes, huh.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
And crab well, I'm a Maxiniesta Maxinifer like Max and Asta, Yeah,
TJ Max. Sometimes they have really good stuff. You just
have to check and make sure that it's not expired.
Oh their beauty products yeah, oh yeah, makeup has shelf
lives people, and we know that. We know that, so
(36:44):
of us don't sure, right, well, we know that, you know. No,
I'm not saying we like as a whole, they don't
we I heard somebody the other day say something about
their mas Scara and they were like, yeah, it's like
started bothering me or it's like starting to flake or whatever.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I was like, how.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Old is it? They're like, I don't know, like a year.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
I'm like, oh my god, how do you seem like
an I you can't situation?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Three months? People also just gets so thick and Droy like, yeah,
you can't even put on your lashes at that point,
putting on what are you putting on? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Amuzing?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
What are you drinking?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
It looks like a little rose. Yeah, those are delicious.
It's a vanilla cold brew oatmelk clatte with collagen in it.
So I feel like my eyebrows are awesome right now. Yeah,
they look thicker, thicker better, thicker better.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
A little darker, but they're not too dark, that's okay.
And then we put on a little argan oil on them. Oh,
just seal them.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
You love doing this, you do?
Speaker 4 (38:04):
I love brows. I feel like brass is my favorite
part of makeup, just like transforms the whole face.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Truly, everyone should get this.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
That's what I've been trying to say.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Everyone go see Kristen.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I know everyone. Don't do it at home.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Don't get return the kits, don't even open it, return
the kids. Hannah Callahan McDougall, Hannah O'Brien, O'Brien, mcallahan callahan,
No no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Wait, how is your time with We talk about her
every every Sannah Morasca. But gotta Bran, it'skinna rank every episode,
like you mentioned me again every episode? How was the
(39:01):
white jumpsuit? Did she keep it? She kept it? Okay,
this was really cute. This this she brought from her uh,
from her boutique.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Well, she brought it for herself, but I took it. Yeah,
well you know, yeah, well we did pay for a
I did.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I paid.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I didn't know it was going to be seventy dollars,
but she just got a taxi to go back to
her Airbnb instead of an uber and I just hopped
in it because you know, at that point, I was
didn't matter what I was getting inside of if.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
You know what I mean, I do.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Yeah, And he took us around the block twice and
like pump music, and we were just and it was
seventy dollars to get like half a mile.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
To their Why did he do that?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Because it was the experience. Okay, we had a great time.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
So she gave me a jacket, So she gave me
a jacket sick And no, I did not show anybody
in my tits out the window. I was gonna be
my second question because you just never know. Yeah, well
I did, that was my thing. Well, I did. There
was a guy like, oh, so you did.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
He's eating ice cream through the window and I was
just kind of leaning out. We were just like music.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
He's eating ice cream with his friend. He looks at
me like all here to probably all the way over
the mirror there, and he was like and I was like,
and he went, you know what my move used to be.
This is this is who I used to be single.
I would go to bars and I would air drop
pictures of my titties to whoever's phone was on. That's
(40:42):
a good move, that's a good move. Your titties were
out a lot back in the day.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah, oh man, they would just he would just be
dancing the next thing, you know, They're just.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yeah, they're just out. Yeah. Oops, they were. They were
out at my fortieth in the photo moveth photo huh
yees with my real estate ag. He posted a photo
on my birthday and like put a little little Pikachu
over it. That's Scott Gone, that's Scotti Biscotti skytty pisky
(41:17):
really good. Did he's your realization here? Ummm no, he
sold Howard, but I think I haven't sell this house too?
Why not? Oh? I was going to show you then
with the mare.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
But no, it's okay, no go look yeah, look look
I love the reaction.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yeah you just wait, girl, does it does this? Does
it wash off the dark? Yeah? Yeah, it will fade.
Yeah when when you wash your face, but don't don't
wash your face.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
You don't watch your grace for twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Okay, just chill, okay, Yeah, they're really not that dark.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Yeah they're not.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
I'm so, I'm there.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
The shade is gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
See see that's why I give my warning. Yeah, no,
thank you. No, yeah, no, she knows, she's died things before.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
Yeah. And then just uh look, your first base washed,
the darkness literally goes away.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Don't get them wet fendo. I did that once. Did
you remember when I did that once? I did that once?
And then what happens? It just doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Yeah, it doesn't go Yeah, it doesn't last as long
as you get something might ride away.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
For your brows. Yeah. Wow, what a time to be alive.
What a time so that when you start getting ready
from now on, just the.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
True uh, the true essence.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Of it is when in like a day and a half,
when you go to get ready, you go, oh fuck,
my brow's look amazing. Oh okay, I don't have to
do anything. I just look great. And for you, somebody
who likes to look pretty put together all the most
of the time, Yeah, it's just gonna help nice. Look
(43:15):
at us with our nineties eyebrows, I know, but laminated
it makes them look thicker.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
No, I know. I don't like thick eyebrows on me.
It's not it's not.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
It's just not too thick at all.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
No, No, I'm saying, like, like, you know, if you've
ever gotten them done or someone fills them in too thick.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there is, it's not
it's not.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
It's just not good on my face. Yeah. I like
that Pam And look, God, she's killing it. Sometimes I'm
gonna be honest.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Did you watch the show girl? No, I need to.
I heard it was amazing.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Did you watch it? Uhhh yeah, I heard it was amazing.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Okay, it was amazing. Okay, we're in trees.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
It was amazing and.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
We should be a good movie. Okay, you should watch it.
Speaker 5 (44:04):
Okay, we should eat food, watch the show, watch these
show gre.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
I love what she's doing. I love her work, I
love her catalog. Okay, exact I hear something bad coming.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
No, I just feel like maybe like on red carpets,
with like the dress and the hair, just doing like
a little like a little conceal or a little something.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
I know, she looked really good with that, like just
like minimal.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Very like the French girl look very, very minimal, just
a tiny bit of like brown mascara, just a little
color in her cheeks. I mean she's going out there
raw dog, Yeah, raw dog shitty.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
She's Alicia keysing it. Alicia Keys even.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Were more makeup than Pamn's wearing.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
No, she went through a phase where she didn't, but
now she's she's back on. Now she's back on, and
she came out with like a makeup liner. Shut. Yeah. Yeah.
These celebrities are so funny. Like we did it with perfume,
can we do with makeup? Friends? There's so many more
(45:22):
celebrities that have brands that you wouldn't even know because
they just didn't do well.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Oh okay, too many. I'm trying to think of, like
who would have done something? Give me like a maybe
like a who's the actress from Boys World? To Panka
did come out with line?
Speaker 1 (45:45):
I love it? What CELEBSA Farrell has a skincare line.
Did you know that? Why?
Speaker 2 (45:58):
For men?
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Did I lie when I said Jojo Siwa had one?
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Is that real? No? That's fake? Okay, Jennifer Aniston has one,
Jessica Alba has one, Gwyneth Paltrow, Beyonce Halsey, Alicia Keys, Rihanna,
Victoria Beckham, Selena Gomez, j Low, Jonathan VENs, Bella hadid.
I didn't know that. Ciarra Sierra, I didn't know that. Yeah, wow,
(46:28):
so many.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Victoria Beckham's actually very pretty.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
It's really good. It's beautiful. Eyeliners are gorgeous. They're so smooth.
They are so smooth.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Oh, they're fly, isn't it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Serena Williams.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Serena Williams has to make a.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
W n hmm, what is it? Is it waterproof? Like sports?
Because that would make sense.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Well, then she should wear this thirty hour Mapelene foundation
because you could do sports in this and this shit's
not going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Oh that's a cool.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
See.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
That's why I think you should get on on Instagram
and talk about these sames. I'm going to I'm gonna
talk about this foundation.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Okay, great, Yeah, I want to wear this during summertime.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Oh right, I went to the gym and the other
day it literally didn't come off, and I sweat like
I swept it crazy, and it was on and I
had to go to work, which is discussing.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
I feel like No, usually I would have to like
powder myself. Yeah, no, like at some point because I
get like in the t zone nothing wow, I know.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
And my color with them was literally the same all
around with their powders and everything.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
It's the color is perfect. My color match was on point.
I usually am a mixer blended perfectly, huh, seamlessly. Some
would say, so it's describe the like how how dark
or not dark?
Speaker 1 (47:57):
How like cover the coverage?
Speaker 2 (48:01):
I would say a medium, okay, build the bowl.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
To a full face and body.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
And Nars prolonged like the Nars Radians had a baby, yeah,
or like even like the do your backstage like it's
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
It's not really big, like it literally is just it's
just creamy moods.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
It's fluffy.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Yeah, it's amazing, it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
A bitch son of a bitch, Like yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Yeah, I want to take a talk to my kid,
And I'm like, are people going to be like, why
is she pulling out?
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Just put it in in the Yeah, because it's so good,
I'll do it. I'll do my makeup with it. Okay, cute,
it's very cute. Tell the people, the people want to
know mabeln. Maybe she's born with it.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
Maybe it is concealer and foundation and the bronzer and
eyeliner and muscara and an eyebrow pencil and lipline in
her and lipstick and a lip gloss and highlight her.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Well, that's kind of what they're saying. Maybe she's born
with it, but maybe it's mabeling. But maybe it's all
this fucking makeup on her face. Yeah maybe maybe Yeah,
maybe she's born with it.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Yeah maybe not, maybe not, maybe not. I mean, yeah,
I'm closed. It's close.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
It's close.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
It's not far off.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
You know those those some people though that you go, fuck,
you're a transformer. Oh yeah, and not even in a
bad way. Just now, July ship balls. You come to light,
you come to find the life when you glam. Well,
it's also people that beat their face too, like people
that wear makeup, like a heavier makeup every day that
you're usually go, wow, that's a transformation, not saying they're
(49:44):
still beautiful, no, totally. Yeah, yeah, but you look like
completely different people. You go, wow, but that's their look everything.
That's a lot of work to do too. It's a
lot of work, Gene.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
Do you know.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Whoa oka something I wanted to talk to you about,
But I guess it's I don't like specifically on the pod,
but I guess this was a very glam heavy day.
This was a glam heavy day. This was a beauty day.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
We've we've talked, We've got our eyebrows laminated, tinted, waxed, waxed,
we talked product. Yeah, I know, I do love products
like a lot snail semens.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
You were like, snails have tiny dicks, so cute? How cute?
Speaker 2 (50:43):
So they get it by secreting the musin. They put
all the snails in a big box and then they
blow a little puffer of air and it makes them nervous.
It makes them feel scout what Yeah, it gives them
like a little anxiety and they're like no, and then
they shoot out. They excreet.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
There's no harm though, they're just getting a little nervous. Okay, Yeah,
so fucking weird. Who figured that out sound scientists. Okay,
all right, so the Koreans, the Koreans, who else? Yeah,
and weird and weird.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
So what is this now, Christen that you're doing.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
That's just a little consailor and you're get under and just.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Kind of.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
It. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
I never do this mm hmm. Never. No, No, it
also helps the redness. Yeah, get that?
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Do you do that when you do make up?
Speaker 1 (51:45):
Though sometimes sometimes I do it. Yeah, it depends on
the kind of look. God, remember when fleu f underneath
that the well I used to do that in the
Mac days. We used to see the big studio no,
and then.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Sculpt out yeah, and then yeah flo or there was
the yelon or rice paper.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
I worked for Mac for six years.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
That's kind of how I got And yeah, we all
bring that look back.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
That's everybody's here's a great yeah girl, gorgeous, Yeah girl,
great gorge It's like a darker girl, I'm telling you. Oh,
I can't wait, Dan, yours are like that's a perfect
shade for you there. I mean I never go this dark.
Yeah yeah, yeah, I guess my route. But a couple
(52:33):
of days dark hot couple days will be good to go. Yeah.
Oh look at me, Oh, look at me. Oh man.
So the moral of the story, yes, make your life
easier people there. I just feel like in beauty, there's
so many things that you can do to make your
(52:55):
life easier and quicker when it comes to like something's
not necessarily pot like a good thing though, I think,
which is tattooing eyebrows or not tattooed eyebrows, tattooing eyeliner?
But that works for some people, I know, but it's
and like lips some people. Yeah, that works for some people.
(53:16):
But if they did it like ten years ago and
you're stuck with like that, well ten years ago, the
technology in it is so different. Now would you tattoo
your eyeliner? Well, I don't wear eyeliner every day, So
for people that do it in a single day, yeah,
oh god, so just like I don't, I wouldn't do
my lips either. I might. I would do like little freckles,
(53:39):
I will. I already have a little. I know I
have little freckles too, But I just think it's like cute, adorable. Yeah,
I had to get my rows done again. I just
none of it was like a terrible experience for me.
My friend Daria did it back in Jersey and she
killed my rows. Oh my god, yeah I remember that.
So yeah good, yeah, so good.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Yeah, that's one of those things you have to go
back and touch up.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah yeah yeah, but thank god, thank god, it's not
a real tattoo gun doing it. Thank god, it's not
a real tattoo gun. That's you. That's why people have
green eyebrows, you know, block green eyebrows.
Speaker 5 (54:15):
That's not cute.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
No good. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:17):
Really, A lot of people come in for tin stale
because it like revives it a little bit with old microblading.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
Yeah yeah, fushens it up. Yeah nice.
Speaker 4 (54:26):
I know.
Speaker 1 (54:27):
So there's still hope. Don't worry if you did fuck
your face up, it's okay, it's okay, it's all right.
It's skin. It'll you could say, yeah, tattoo, a little
bow tie, Oh that's cute.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
That's cute.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
A little mustache that's good, durable, just like we very thing.
Yeah one I can cover up if I don't feel
like every day but like so so thin, so thin,
so fin, like a feminine mustache. Yeah, cute little Yeah.
Clearly I'm a fem, a dommy fem. We we we
we we. This was fun this was fun. I know
(54:59):
we to do procedures on camera or every time, well,
not a procedure, a service, a service or something on camera.
I think we should do more a.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
Service or something like that on camera.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
But thanks for stopping. Bye ooh perfect timing, perfect timing,
perfect timing to fucking yeah.
Speaker 7 (55:27):
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Speaker 1 (55:44):
Bye,
Hi, get a little such up. Hi am Karen.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm Marie, and you're listening to.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
We hope you're picking up what we're putting down.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Recording, testing, testing, want to want to. I'm kind of
like a combination between Carrie and Samantha. That's what I've realized.
I'm not a hard carry on.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I'm a pretty hard Samantha sometimes.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, I'm just I feel like my vibe is more Carrie.
You know, she was like always like she's like running,
always like running and like yeah from something.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah. And she was always great style.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Great style, good curl looking.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, just you know, a little little free, free spirited.
Today on the podcast, we are going to get our
eyebrows laminated and tinted and probably waxed a little bit.
Our dear friend Kristien. So don't mind us. We are
going to be talking and getting don't mind us over here,
(01:10):
I know, don't mind us. We're just self carrying, We're
self caring.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
This is so we should get all the things done.
We've had food on here. We just hate on here.
We don't give a shit.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, we'll get klonics on here. We don't care. I will,
I will too, I'll bend over. I'll bend over right
now and shove something right in my and get it
cleaned out.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Is that what you do with colon?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's exactly what you do. Okay, I love colon. I've
never had one before, so what Yeah, oh my god,
I've never had my eyebrows eliminated, and I've never had
a Kalan. This is a series called Mari Isn't Living yet. Yeah,
so today this is our first time getting laminated. I'm
a huge fan of lamination. I feel like I try
(01:51):
and push lamination on most people just because I think
it makes your life easier. So this is exciting because
I feel like you're gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I'm every time you get yours done, just stare at them,
I know, and I'm like, look at those things are flawless.
Yeah yeah, yeah, well Kristin, Kristin dan girl. Yeah yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Start with my first Yeah, speaking of eyebrows, look at
these eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Sorry I put eyebrows on today.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's okay, We're just gonna wipe.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Put your have off. Yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I put them on to take them off, put them
on to take them off.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
How long have you been doing this.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Kristen Browse for five years, okay, and then I do
makeup and that's been for twelve So you're.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
A makeup artist too.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
How come we've never met before?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I know, it's sad.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Well, well here we here we are, okay, okay, So
now you just do strictly eyebrows.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Well I do both.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Oh okay, yeah, but I do brawt like brows are
my Monday through Friday situation.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Do you work in a sale?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I work at Oxana Salon and along Sana.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah. I met you at Parlor three.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Yes, I worked at All three for a little bit.
We moved back to Connecticut for like a parlor three.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Move back to Connecticut. We thought we wanted to live there,
me and my husband, okay, And we lasted five months
back there, and we came right back here.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You're from Connecticut, yes, New York.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh look at that.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
We're right outside of you even oh yeah, yeah the
best pizza.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Jump's Pizza I went to. Are you far from Mystic Connecticut?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
No, my family lives in Guildford, so we're like forty
minutes from Mystic.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Karen, do you know mystic mister Connecticut. Remember the movie
Mystic Pizza with Julia Roberts.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What about Mystic River?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Let me finish?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Okay, do you remember that.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Good movie?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Good movie, Tar Grub, tar grub, Mistic Pizza with Julia Roberts.
Do you remember No? No, no, dude, cult classic. Wait
hold on, honestly, don't think I've ever seen it. What
are you putting on? First?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
One? Okay, So this is the per like the permanent gel.
So this is what lifts your brows up and gets
them to the shape.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
That we want.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Kind of smells like a perm.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh yeah, that's literally. Yeah, it smells a little bit
like sulfur.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's small sulfury.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Interesting, And I like to brush it down and then
brush it through the brow.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
So you laminate first. Yes, I never pay attention when
you do me.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Right, because you're always lying back, so you never get
to see what's going on. Yeah, so you laminate first.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Dominate first.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
How long does laminations do?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
So you put on everything between like seven to ten minutes,
depending on the brow thickness.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Well, mine are thin little guys, because.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
You seven to eight minutes from tiny little guys.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I'm a thin eyebrow girl, period. Like people have filled
them in.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Really think laminations on thin our brows tend to look
like I enjoy the look of it because it brings
it makes them a little bit fuller. But if you
have two dick of eyebrows and the needy lamination, it's
kind of like the brow walk before before you.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
This is my this is my new look, this is
my little less good hot, this is it, this is it.
I'm going to send a time like a sleep for
eight minutes for you. How is it good? This is perfect?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It's wrong?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yes, it's perfect? Yeah, yeah, great, nice.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
And then we'll jump on over to you simultaneously.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Is that cool?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Quick too.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
So it's a cult classic. Sorry, it's Julia and it's
a great film. Great and mister Connecticut is a real
place and and the pizza place is there, so anyway,
but yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
What was the because it Connecticut? Well miss it pizza? Yeah,
get yourself a slice. Remember that movie Lover Her Boy
(06:04):
extra Anchobis Feldman, Come on, man, you love the boy
Patrick Dempsey? Oh wow remember? Oh it's also.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Another it's also another cold classic. Have you seen Patrick Dempsey?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Now? Yeah, yeah, he's so good looking.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh he's getting hotter. And hotter and artist.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
She is Billian Dempsey. She's a whole line.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Did she start out just Jillian and then she married
Patrick Dempsey and then she became a Billian Dempsey line.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah. I don't think she had the name Dempsey before
she No.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I know that, but like she didn't like she was
just a makeup artist. Regular, yeah, regular Naylor, regular niggler,
and then powdered Patrick Dempsey's face.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
One day they fell in love, they got married. You
look beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Stuff like this isn't good for my eighty day? Oh
that's everybody right? Oh god, you're just a makeup artist.
And then you powder some like hot after space and
they go, you're my girl.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, I would love to Maybe we'll get her on
the podcast. I'd love to know how that went down
me too.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Maybe we should have some mother makeup.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Maybe we should start doing this more, talking about beauty.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
It's been comedians, it's been all funny people.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, well can you blame us? No, Look what's going
on right now.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Listen, if we're gonna work, let's have fun doing let's
have fun doing it.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Are you a funny makeup artist? Come on our show?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Are you funny you funny, get a lip, I tell
you a little story. What do you think about the
at home elimination things?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
God? Oh, I don't think anybody that's not a professional
should be doing eliminated?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Should you hear that?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Well? Hear that because now if people have the background
maybe in makeup, and they know what to do.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
But trust me to do it on myself, yes, maybe.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Maybe, But what happens is like I've seen females do
it online, like on Instagram, and when lady literally was
rubbing the opposite direction, her brows just fell off. Because
you're doing it's a chemical process. So if you're not
doing it properly, if you leave it on for too long,
your brow hairs are going to sind off. So it's
like one of those things that you don't you don't
(08:53):
really want to do unless you've taken a course to do.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
It, or are you Uh oh, we're gonna tack Hannah
Callahan right now?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh Hannah Callahan? Wait?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Who's that? My friend from my gym? She I told
her this morning, I'm getting my we're getting our eyebrows lamed.
And she was like, oh my god, she goes, I'm
getting I escorted a kid, or I'm getting a kid whatever, Anna, Nope, what.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
The fuck makes you qualify? It is not at all.
She's gonna come to the gym with no fu great ass,
no brows, great ass, no brows, no brows.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, but when you have an ass like that, does
it matter? No one's no one's even looking at them.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
All right, Calahan, O'Toole, what do you do? Tommio dool,
Tommio dool, Mikey Gallant?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Chris Farley?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Tommy Boy, Tommy Boy?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
What a glorat movie, What a great movie, What a
great movie.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
So now I'm gonna come brush through yours your eyebrosent.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's so bunny. It's so funny because I'll text Mari
and I'll go, hey, are you free to record on
such and such day? We're gonna eat food and wear
bunny ears. And She's like, how is this our fucking life?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Like?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Because we own it, we can do whatever we want.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Thing.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I'm like, yes, I'm available to do that every day. Yes,
what do you mean? Am I available? Kidding me? I
just broke all my plans to be available for this.
I know it's fun.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
So now it's been seventh no.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
No, now now brushing through then I'm a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Pretty east open nails on Marie.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Do you like this color?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I love that color. I also like that length on you.
These are my natural nails. They look like it, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I'm giving all the gel and the acrylic and the
fake nails a little break for a second. Do you
know where I got the snail polish color?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
TikTok dun?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
The general happened to the general where things are more
than a dollar.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Nothing is a dollar, nothing's a dollar, nothing nothing dollar.
Change the name. Yeah, it's like three p fifty. It's
time to change the name.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Two two?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Wow, I bought six bottles? What of the same color?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
It would be the dumbest thing.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Think about it. Think about what you say before.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
You say.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Nope. I'll continue to say super shit and never think
about what I say where I say it. Are you kidding?
Not a one? Not a one note, not a tree,
never a tree? Time? Oh here we go again? Yep? Okay,
(12:04):
so you got six different colors. Oh they're so pretty.
They're very, very sheer, like any coats. Is that two
was perfect? I did three? Okay? Perfect?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
It's such a pretty color though, it's like a it's
like it's like a it's kind of periwinkly. Yeah, but
they're feeling stronger already. Also, you know what's helping me
is my colle John and my niasn Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Nice and in gulligen Nasa got it.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
We won't put.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I had a feeling today it was gonna be like
I knew it, God damn knew it. I want to
tell you, guys, a boy story after this? What story?
Boys story? Why does it have to be after well? No,
like when whenever you're ready? Oh, I'm ready? Who's ready
for this? Ready? Ready?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Tell me?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Every listen. If he listens, fine, I don't care. He
probably doesn't. His fault. He might he walked in and
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Okay, great, Okay, this is my I've tried to really
like not let people affect me or give them my power,
but I kind of did. I told him like, fuck you,
like at the end of this, fuck you.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Okay, I know who this is, right, you do? I
sure do? Remember I met him at a red light.
What do you remember the guy I met at a
red light? No? What a fucking story, dude?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
What like almost a year ago in last June. Yeah,
I pulled up to a red light and this like
hot guy pulls out his window and he's like, you're hot.
I was like, you're hot, and he's like, follow me,
blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
So we fled me on Instagram, follow me and chase
me in my car. Chase me in my car. That
would be so much fun.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Taggert follow me and we went off roading. It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Follow me on Instagram dot com okay, and I know
it's funny.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
So we like became friends for almost a year. Never
hooked up, okay, okay, hung out ever one one time
he came over okay for eleven minutes, we like walked pearl,
he like kissed me just to say because we were
like why did we meet?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Why did that happen? Like what was that a serendipitous thing?
Like was there a reason behind it?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Lah?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I like and then just kind of whatever, just nothing.
We just kind of text random here and there. I
saw him in a coffee shop one time. I've seen
him twice twice in real life in the past. In June,
it will be a year okay, right right, right, So
there's been a couple of things where he like red
flaggy kind of things and he didn't want What I
(14:54):
really liked is that he didn't want to hang out
with me until I ficially got a divorce, because that's nice.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
That's nice, and I respected that green.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Flag, green flag. Yes, And he's like been through some
shit with like a marriage. He's like, I just I divorced.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
When you're officially divorced, like it just changes everything. It's
kind of like when you're officially married. That changes the
dynamic of y. Yes, but he kind of was like
speaking on my behalf, like you don't know until you
I don't like when people do that. Yeah, I just don't.
I never felt right, you know, like you don't well
you I'm like, don't speak for me.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yes, that's like my thing. Yeah, you're not my heart. No,
you're not my mind. You're out of it hearing there's
some dude at a red light.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Right, So long story short, blah blah blah. We've just
been like in and out, and there there have been
like red flags where he's just kind of spoke to
me in like a way where I'm like, oh, this
guy's kind of like this feels like a little controlly
kind of so maybe like last month or a few
weeks ago, I posted a video on my Instagram of
(15:52):
a guy jump roping.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Happened to be really hot. Okay, you never shut Okay.
His property skills were bananas. I think I remember this
banana bananas. So I was so impressed. Yeah, and I
just wrote when you want with like a little tongue
hanging out. It was like drip riper. Yeah, I don't know.
He writes back, gross.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
And I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I was like, why is this gross?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I said his name, I couldn't really hear it.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Okay, good, what tell me is.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
So pretty much?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
He said, I think it's gross for a woman in
her forties to be posting videos of guys in their
twenties without their shirt on.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I was like, okay. I go his and I kept.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Calling it hula hooping because I was like so angry.
I was like, awesome, He's like, not goula hooping. Shut up,
don't make this fuddy like. I got really offended, and
he goes, how would you feel if I posted a
video of.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Some hot young twenty year old doing yoga? You know
you would feel the same way and be grossed out.
And I was like, okay, number one, I'm confused, are
you my boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Are we dating? Are we dating? Are we dating? And also,
for no reason, don't speak for me.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I don't care what you I don't wouldn't care if
you posted anything and what So I blocked him great.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I told him fuck you first, yeah, yeah, fuck you,
and I said respectfully, yeah, especially oh fuck you yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
And then I blocked him from everything and blocked his number.
But like, what are what balls do people have? Like
you don't know me, you don't and then and then
gas lit me was like, I didn't call you gross.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I called the act of a forty.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Year old woman posting someone night that gross.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Okay, well my gross ass is blocking your dumb ass,
so see you later whatever. Being singles weird, it's very weird.
I remember it wasn't too long ago for me.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah, it's so weird.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Even the ones that you think are like cool and
normal and like this person like calm came off. What
I really found very attractive is that he's like very
you know, all his posts are very like healing and
the growth, and he's on this journey and like everything's
but like he's also sober and this and that righteous.
(18:40):
I've called himself righteous at least at least at least
four times.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I've called I was like, you're.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Acting very self righteous right now. You're making your face.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
He's like, well, that's on you.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
That's how you're interpreting this. I'm able to bluh blah blah.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
And I'm like the way that you're he's just regurgitating
shit that he's uh heard or gone to therapy or
like whatever. But who he is deep down inside is
really he just projected all of his ship on me
in that moment. You know, he just has to go
around policing people. Yeah, nah, nah, isn't it funny how
(19:17):
you you start to go, oh, I'm starting to figure
this shit out quick. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
No, I think that's why he was put in my life. Well, yeah,
because now.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I follow all the soldiers. Now all the soldiers, that's
what they are. Yeah yeah, yeah, you're gonna like turn
and burn them really quickly. And you can't feel bad
because they're all like little lessons because you go, well,
I love this about him, but I hate all these
and all those things are like deal breakers for me,
So you gotta go. I appreciate the time and the
(19:49):
lesson you gotta go.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of cool actually because it makes it.
It makes it so when mister agent, you know, and
you're like, oh my god, this is exactly what I
deserve in a mo work. Well.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I wasn't even sure about aj though for a while. Sure,
I really were. He wasn't sure about me either. We
didn't work. No, I know, I remember that. Yeah, and
now I go, hey, babe, can you bring home a
couple of paint samples? Yeah, brought so many.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
But you were always excited about him though, you always
like when you met him, you were excited about him.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I was very excited about him because when I could
like see it the ten honey little kown. Yeah, it's
a love Oh it's so teeny, it's so tiny.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
So you guys, are you know, when's the last time
you were single?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Christian? Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Well, I meant my husband and we got engaged in
three months and married in five months, and now we've
almost been together for two years.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Wow. Yeah, so you met your soulmates?
Speaker 6 (20:54):
My soulmate, Yes, I have a girlfriend who is struggling
with an eggs. He's very toxic, but she's holding onto
the But when he's good, he's so good, and I'm like, okay,
but you can't love him into changing.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, the potential of what they could be. Yeah, yeah.
And I felt so bad too, because she was like
venting to me and she has this roommate that she hates,
and like she drove up here to work with somebody
(21:35):
and he also turned out to be a piece of shit,
and she was like, oh, it's just like also frustrating.
And I'm like, you know, I think you have a
thing for for like bad people. And I'm not saying
this is all your fault. I'm just saying try and
it's usually I love yourself more.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
People repeat the same patterns.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I know. It's hard. Yeah, it's really you attract.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
The same kind of person, the same kind of man,
until you're writing kind of people look inward and heal. Yeah,
all right, Wow, there's a reason that I keep doing this.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah, that's a hard thing like that, that's a hard
fucking thing to go inward. And like until you break
that cycle, you literally are still gonna you're just gonna
bring the same Yeah, which is what I've done my
whole life too, I get it. Yeah, same, yeah kidding me. Yeah,
that's why every relationship I've ever been has held.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, you have. I know.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
I want to stay still for you. You have right
now the bleached eyebrow. Look, you now are a pop star.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
You are an avant god pops ra Dad's Oh die?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Is that how the song goes?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
It's the Lady Gaga in the beginning, but die, oh die.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I still haven't really heard the song so good and
I need to listen.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I'm not instandly shy brow.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Look, I'm not into it.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I think only certain people can do it.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, I guess like like Miley Cyrus when she's doing
now she her bangs are like this big and everyone
now is doing they do this.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah, I hate it. It's so bad. I just saw
one Stefani dude. I was like, no, not you.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
They're like this and they'll cut these pieces right here
and then they have teeny tiny little bangs.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
It's like, yeah, you're It's like, yeah, these are really short.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah. Remember what was that band that was like I
think you're freaky and I look you. Yeah that's a
good song.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Yeah what was that band? I look I think she's
the only one that could pull it off.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Besides what's the one girl that scream out email girl
Hailey William. Yeah, people off that like super asymmetrical ship. Yeah,
I think it's a it's a Korean look. Oh well,
they are Japanese. They can pull sense. They can absolutely
pull it off. But it's it's not attractive personally. I
(24:13):
don't think it's attractive.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I'm not looking at that and going, damn, that's your
hair looks good.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, I know there was like six people with the
Grammys that like had hair like that. I don't know.
Dot can kind of do anything she wants. Yeah, she
wears she wears eye tape and she doesn't even cover
it up. I know. It's who's starting that trend. They're
like mid Ready, mid Ready, mid Ready's like, let's talk
(24:39):
and roll.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah, she's like, I ain't got no hair, I can't
cover it up and I don't want any hair.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
It's still going to wear the tapes. Yeah, I know,
it's pretty dope. Have you ever worn those tapes before? No,
but I bet I would. Look, we should get some
Let's get someone.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Wear wear them on the pod and looks snatch snatchy.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I did. I have done on clients where I've done
little braids and pull them and like inside like her
hair was down. I just did it on no Asiris.
I just did little tiny braids and fucking pull them
so tight. She was like, Oh, you love this though, Yes,
how's your head gonna feeling about it? Take two aad villa.
(25:21):
That's what I tell people when I do ponies on them,
I go take two aad villain. Call me tomorrow. I
feel bad.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I did the tightest ponytail I've ever done in my life.
I'm sweet.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Natalie Wall with all that hair you had to, you
had to it looked. She was like, I'm like, I know,
I'm so sorry. You want to take it down. I'm
not going out. I could, but I'm not. I shouldn't know.
You're just gonna have to suck it up, Buttercup. Yeah,
I'm so sorry. Yeah, I adore you. Yeah, this is
probably painful. She has a lot of hair, though she
(25:52):
has to. You have to. It's too heavy. It's not
it's not me, it's too yes, listen, listen, the government
called it wants. It's it's you. It's not me, it's you.
It's you. It's not me. It's big you, it's not
me big big.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Have you ever tinted your brows?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Never?
Speaker 4 (26:15):
What's first time is always a little you do your makeup,
your make artist. It's always a little bit of a
shock with a lamination tint combo.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Okay, I just like to letter, is it really dark?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I'm not gonna I'm gonna make sure it's not too dark.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Go watch the bars tonight and you'll be okay. I
will not make it to do she's done micro needleing
or micro blading. Lad Yeah, oh yeah, many many years ago.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Yeah, yeah, you'll be fine. Yeah, I just like to
give the disclosure you no.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah. So that's the thing. People, listen, when you first
get something done, don't have a heart attack unless it's bad.
If it's if it's dark, Like if you get your
brows done, it's a little dark, it's okay, it's gonna fade.
Nobody needs to have a melt down.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
So why would we need to tint my very dark
eyebrows just.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
I mean we'll make them look thicker.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah, it just adds a little extra to them.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
We won't do it for like, I'll probably literally leave
it on for a minute or thirty seconds because your
hairs are already poorous now that we do lamination, so
literally everything gets absorbed super quick. Yes.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Fun, Yeah, you like to make yours darker?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I do you do? And how often should we do this? Christian?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Six to eight weeks?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Wow? Wow?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
And what's a normal run in the mill charge in
something like this one?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Forty?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Do you go to people's houses?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I do occasionally go to people's houses.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
It's a little up charge, but for people who don't
want to leave their house, it is nice and convenient, and.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
So it stays six to eight weeks.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
So you still like when you wake up in the morning,
you're still gonna want to.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Brush through your eyebrows. Okay, but you don't have to
be like myself. Yeah, you're not gonna have product on it.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
It's like a gel or anything, which you still could
if you wanted to.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I thought, but I just for security.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
But it really makes your life so much easier, especially
when you're doing makeup.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I'm stoked capitals lower case t.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Okay, Okay, I know it's fun, Like I love getting
stuff done.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
I know you too, We don't we You and I
are the world. We don't care what you do burning
off our face. We're like, this is great.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, We're like, sure, what's the recovery on that? Two days? No,
two weeks?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
DEMI, I'll never do that again.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Mary and I got that Hannibal elector facial without knowing,
the one that literally tears off your face. And we
didn't know. In the plastic surgeon and that we went
to which maybe I won't say their name, said we
could wear makeup the next day and we'd be fine it.
(29:10):
We looked so terrible for weeks weeks step and honestly
it didn't even really make that big of a difference
on my skin.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
I feel like in so long mode. Ye, so don't
remember it. But okay, you're ready for my nu Krian
skincare bought up. Yes, tell me snails.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
What they have? Dicks?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
They have tiny little dicks.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Snails have tiny little dicks. Answer my question, what what
are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I don't think it's semen, but it's snail.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Snail musin.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
What snail?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
The snail? Juice?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Snail the snail? Do you guys know about this? I
don't know what it's called.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Snails musin seemen? It is. There was a girl I was.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
On set with and I said to her. He says,
his skin is beautiful, and she says, thank you. I
use the snail snail musin and I was like, what
is this? And I guess it became like a thing on.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
And yeah, oh, musin serum you have? Okay, why is
it great?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Look it up, look up the benefits. Read about it.
Let us know.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
What does snail musin serrum do? H. Snail musin is
a trendy ingredient in a skincare product. More research which
is needed, but it may Yeah, we don't, but it
(31:13):
may help hydrate skin, improve acne, and lessen the appearance
of scarring and other damage. It could also help with wounds.
It's available in many skin types skin care products, including
moistrosers and ceums. Are snails killed, no snail music, no
snails wait. Generally, no snails are killed. No snails are
(31:39):
killed or harmed in the process of extracting the slimy mucus. Okay, great,
I like it.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I don't like to put it on. It freaks me out,
but I like it.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Oh. I hate slugs. I hate anything slimy, so I
have to like.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Every time I do it, I'm like, oh God, do
you feel like but I use it with a little
wand thing.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Okay, do you feel like it does anything?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
How does my skin look?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I mean, your skin looks good? So Sammy is in,
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Don't you feel like my texture looks a little better?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah? You think that's it? Is that it?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
That's all you've been doing for like a couple of weeks.
Now that's a few weeks now, Okay, I like it.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Also, let's talk mabeling. Oh you got all the the
box of stuff?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, they're that foundation.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
A thirty one, it's thirty I have it on right now.
It's really good.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Why.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
First of all, it does not budge. It's not a
heavy coverage either.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I think I like it.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
It's the mayhold on. I'm sure to listen. Listeners want
to know, okay what it is, and it's it's the Mabeling. Yeah,
and it's heavier than I normally wear. But I still
really like it. Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
And what is it called the thirty hour? You have
thirty hours? Wow, there's not even thirty hours in a day, bro.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Do you okay? What seventy nine hour? Seventy nine hour foundation? Okay?
Speaker 2 (33:14):
It does not transfer though, have you noticed that person?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, no, it didn't transfer my pillow my traveling Yep.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I took a nap yesterday. I wore it yesterday because
I do some go somewhere, came home, took a nap.
Nothing on my pillow.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
What what? So you don't powder it?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
It just no, it like kind of dries down to
a powder.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
It's pretty mad. I kind of like that.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
Yeah, you kind of have to have a certain texture
for that. Sure, it's it's more of a mature skin moment.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
I think maybe that's why it's working for me.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah, we do have mature skin, but I it is matu.
It's mateu is dr skin. Wow, that's a good that's
a good foundation.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
It's a good foundation. And I really like their lips.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Oh, I love their plump or whatever. Listen, all of
these all of these over the store or counter products,
what do you call them over the counter drug store?
Drug store over the counter. No, that's pills. That's a
medication that you don't need a prescription for sure.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
All these street products, all these street drugs.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
It all comes from the same factories pretty much, right.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Right, Yeah, the same manufacturers, same manufacturers.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
So we're just sticking intofferent label on it.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Correct, Yeah, I mean different like ingredient makeups, but yeah,
but pretty much. Yeah. Like I think Tom Ford and
Charlotte Tilbury and Pat McGrath all made in Italy. Oh
are they the same? Yeah, that's kind of why they're
like Higher and Shimmers and stuff are very similar.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah, but I wonder what's like comparable to Mabeling as
far as a support a brand or like a like a.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Like maybe like a Nars or something. Huh you know, yeah,
I don't know. I mean we could deep dive and
see what brands like High and Low are getting made
by the same fucking company.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Oh, we should let people know.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
How crazy would that be? I mean that is why
there's dupes. Yeah, that would be really awesome sauce of us.
It's the cool beans man, cool Vians, and the Mabeling's
not even it's really not even that cheap anymore. Well,
everything's expensive now, I know, even like wipes are like
(35:44):
fifteen bucks. It's bananas, yeah, but you gotta have them.
What would we do with like Bardell lashes, Like, for
like a pack of five is like twenty bucks, so
that means they're five dollars a lash.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Well, you know where you can get them from, Sister Marshalls.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Marshalls.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
T my Max.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
That's where I get my sponges. That's where I get
my beauty blenders. Oh yeah, oh and.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Lashes if I need, you know, if you're don't have
the ones I send to you or whatever, yeah the
last minute, yeah dude, yes, huh.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
And crab well, I'm a Maxiniesta Maxinifer like Max and Asta, Yeah,
TJ Max. Sometimes they have really good stuff. You just
have to check and make sure that it's not expired.
Oh their beauty products yeah, oh yeah, makeup has shelf
lives people, and we know that. We know that, so
(36:44):
of us don't sure, right, well, we know that, you know. No,
I'm not saying we like as a whole, they don't
we I heard somebody the other day say something about
their mas Scara and they were like, yeah, it's like
started bothering me or it's like starting to flake or whatever.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I was like, how.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Old is it? They're like, I don't know, like a year.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
I'm like, oh my god, how do you seem like
an I you can't situation?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Three months? People also just gets so thick and Droy like, yeah,
you can't even put on your lashes at that point,
putting on what are you putting on? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Amuzing?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
What are you drinking?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
It looks like a little rose. Yeah, those are delicious.
It's a vanilla cold brew oatmelk clatte with collagen in it.
So I feel like my eyebrows are awesome right now. Yeah,
they look thicker, thicker better, thicker better.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
A little darker, but they're not too dark, that's okay.
And then we put on a little argan oil on them. Oh,
just seal them.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
You love doing this, you do?
Speaker 4 (38:04):
I love brows. I feel like brass is my favorite
part of makeup, just like transforms the whole face.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Truly, everyone should get this.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
That's what I've been trying to say.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Everyone go see Kristen.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I know everyone. Don't do it at home.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Don't get return the kits, don't even open it, return
the kids. Hannah Callahan McDougall, Hannah O'Brien, O'Brien, mcallahan callahan,
No no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Wait, how is your time with We talk about her
every every Sannah Morasca. But gotta Bran, it'skinna rank every episode,
like you mentioned me again every episode? How was the
(39:01):
white jumpsuit? Did she keep it? She kept it? Okay,
this was really cute. This this she brought from her uh,
from her boutique.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Well, she brought it for herself, but I took it. Yeah,
well you know, yeah, well we did pay for a
I did.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I paid.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I didn't know it was going to be seventy dollars,
but she just got a taxi to go back to
her Airbnb instead of an uber and I just hopped
in it because you know, at that point, I was
didn't matter what I was getting inside of if.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
You know what I mean, I do.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Yeah, And he took us around the block twice and
like pump music, and we were just and it was
seventy dollars to get like half a mile.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
To their Why did he do that?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Because it was the experience. Okay, we had a great time.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
So she gave me a jacket, So she gave me
a jacket sick And no, I did not show anybody
in my tits out the window. I was gonna be
my second question because you just never know. Yeah, well
I did, that was my thing. Well, I did. There
was a guy like, oh, so you did.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
He's eating ice cream through the window and I was
just kind of leaning out. We were just like music.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
He's eating ice cream with his friend. He looks at
me like all here to probably all the way over
the mirror there, and he was like and I was like,
and he went, you know what my move used to be.
This is this is who I used to be single.
I would go to bars and I would air drop
pictures of my titties to whoever's phone was on. That's
(40:42):
a good move, that's a good move. Your titties were
out a lot back in the day.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah, oh man, they would just he would just be
dancing the next thing, you know, They're just.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yeah, they're just out. Yeah. Oops, they were. They were
out at my fortieth in the photo moveth photo huh
yees with my real estate ag. He posted a photo
on my birthday and like put a little little Pikachu
over it. That's Scott Gone, that's Scotti Biscotti skytty pisky
(41:17):
really good. Did he's your realization here? Ummm no, he
sold Howard, but I think I haven't sell this house too?
Why not? Oh? I was going to show you then
with the mare.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
But no, it's okay, no go look yeah, look look
I love the reaction.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yeah you just wait, girl, does it does this? Does
it wash off the dark? Yeah? Yeah, it will fade.
Yeah when when you wash your face, but don't don't
wash your face.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
You don't watch your grace for twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Okay, just chill, okay, Yeah, they're really not that dark.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Yeah they're not.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
I'm so, I'm there.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
The shade is gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
See see that's why I give my warning. Yeah, no,
thank you. No, yeah, no, she knows, she's died things before.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
Yeah. And then just uh look, your first base washed,
the darkness literally goes away.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Don't get them wet fendo. I did that once. Did
you remember when I did that once? I did that once?
And then what happens? It just doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Yeah, it doesn't go Yeah, it doesn't last as long
as you get something might ride away.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
For your brows. Yeah. Wow, what a time to be alive.
What a time so that when you start getting ready
from now on, just the.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
True uh, the true essence.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Of it is when in like a day and a half,
when you go to get ready, you go, oh fuck,
my brow's look amazing. Oh okay, I don't have to
do anything. I just look great. And for you, somebody
who likes to look pretty put together all the most
of the time, Yeah, it's just gonna help nice. Look
(43:15):
at us with our nineties eyebrows, I know, but laminated
it makes them look thicker.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
No, I know. I don't like thick eyebrows on me.
It's not it's not.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
It's just not too thick at all.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
No, No, I'm saying, like, like, you know, if you've
ever gotten them done or someone fills them in too thick.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there is, it's not
it's not.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
It's just not good on my face. Yeah. I like
that Pam And look, God, she's killing it. Sometimes I'm
gonna be honest.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Did you watch the show girl? No, I need to.
I heard it was amazing.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Did you watch it? Uhhh yeah, I heard it was amazing.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Okay, it was amazing. Okay, we're in trees.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
It was amazing and.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
We should be a good movie. Okay, you should watch it.
Speaker 5 (44:04):
Okay, we should eat food, watch the show, watch these
show gre.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
I love what she's doing. I love her work, I
love her catalog. Okay, exact I hear something bad coming.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
No, I just feel like maybe like on red carpets,
with like the dress and the hair, just doing like
a little like a little conceal or a little something.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
I know, she looked really good with that, like just
like minimal.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Very like the French girl look very, very minimal, just
a tiny bit of like brown mascara, just a little
color in her cheeks. I mean she's going out there
raw dog, Yeah, raw dog shitty.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
She's Alicia keysing it. Alicia Keys even.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Were more makeup than Pamn's wearing.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
No, she went through a phase where she didn't, but
now she's she's back on. Now she's back on, and
she came out with like a makeup liner. Shut. Yeah. Yeah.
These celebrities are so funny. Like we did it with perfume,
can we do with makeup? Friends? There's so many more
(45:22):
celebrities that have brands that you wouldn't even know because
they just didn't do well.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Oh okay, too many. I'm trying to think of, like
who would have done something? Give me like a maybe
like a who's the actress from Boys World? To Panka
did come out with line?
Speaker 1 (45:45):
I love it? What CELEBSA Farrell has a skincare line.
Did you know that? Why?
Speaker 2 (45:58):
For men?
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Did I lie when I said Jojo Siwa had one?
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Is that real? No? That's fake? Okay, Jennifer Aniston has one,
Jessica Alba has one, Gwyneth Paltrow, Beyonce Halsey, Alicia Keys, Rihanna,
Victoria Beckham, Selena Gomez, j Low, Jonathan VENs, Bella hadid.
I didn't know that. Ciarra Sierra, I didn't know that. Yeah, wow,
(46:28):
so many.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Victoria Beckham's actually very pretty.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
It's really good. It's beautiful. Eyeliners are gorgeous. They're so smooth.
They are so smooth.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Oh, they're fly, isn't it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Serena Williams.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Serena Williams has to make a.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
W n hmm, what is it? Is it waterproof? Like sports?
Because that would make sense.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Well, then she should wear this thirty hour Mapelene foundation
because you could do sports in this and this shit's
not going anywhere.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Oh that's a cool.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
See.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
That's why I think you should get on on Instagram
and talk about these sames. I'm going to I'm gonna
talk about this foundation.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Okay, great, Yeah, I want to wear this during summertime.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Oh right, I went to the gym and the other
day it literally didn't come off, and I sweat like
I swept it crazy, and it was on and I
had to go to work, which is discussing.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
I feel like No, usually I would have to like
powder myself. Yeah, no, like at some point because I
get like in the t zone nothing wow, I know.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
And my color with them was literally the same all
around with their powders and everything.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
It's the color is perfect. My color match was on point.
I usually am a mixer blended perfectly, huh, seamlessly. Some
would say, so it's describe the like how how dark
or not dark?
Speaker 1 (47:57):
How like cover the coverage?
Speaker 2 (48:01):
I would say a medium, okay, build the bowl.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
To a full face and body.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
And Nars prolonged like the Nars Radians had a baby, yeah,
or like even like the do your backstage like it's
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
It's not really big, like it literally is just it's
just creamy moods.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
It's fluffy.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Yeah, it's amazing, it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
A bitch son of a bitch, Like yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Yeah, I want to take a talk to my kid,
And I'm like, are people going to be like, why
is she pulling out?
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Just put it in in the Yeah, because it's so good,
I'll do it. I'll do my makeup with it. Okay, cute,
it's very cute. Tell the people, the people want to
know mabeln. Maybe she's born with it.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
Maybe it is concealer and foundation and the bronzer and
eyeliner and muscara and an eyebrow pencil and lipline in
her and lipstick and a lip gloss and highlight her.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Well, that's kind of what they're saying. Maybe she's born
with it, but maybe it's mabeling. But maybe it's all
this fucking makeup on her face. Yeah maybe maybe Yeah,
maybe she's born with it.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Yeah maybe not, maybe not, maybe not. I mean, yeah,
I'm closed. It's close.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
It's close.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
It's not far off.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
You know those those some people though that you go, fuck,
you're a transformer. Oh yeah, and not even in a
bad way. Just now, July ship balls. You come to light,
you come to find the life when you glam. Well,
it's also people that beat their face too, like people
that wear makeup, like a heavier makeup every day that
you're usually go, wow, that's a transformation, not saying they're
(49:44):
still beautiful, no, totally. Yeah, yeah, but you look like
completely different people. You go, wow, but that's their look everything.
That's a lot of work to do too. It's a
lot of work, Gene.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
Do you know.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Whoa oka something I wanted to talk to you about,
But I guess it's I don't like specifically on the pod,
but I guess this was a very glam heavy day.
This was a glam heavy day. This was a beauty day.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
We've we've talked, We've got our eyebrows laminated, tinted, waxed, waxed,
we talked product. Yeah, I know, I do love products
like a lot snail semens.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
You were like, snails have tiny dicks, so cute? How cute?
Speaker 2 (50:43):
So they get it by secreting the musin. They put
all the snails in a big box and then they
blow a little puffer of air and it makes them nervous.
It makes them feel scout what Yeah, it gives them
like a little anxiety and they're like no, and then
they shoot out. They excreet.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
There's no harm though, they're just getting a little nervous. Okay, Yeah,
so fucking weird. Who figured that out sound scientists. Okay,
all right, so the Koreans, the Koreans, who else? Yeah,
and weird and weird.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
So what is this now, Christen that you're doing.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
That's just a little consailor and you're get under and just.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Kind of.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
It. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
I never do this mm hmm. Never. No, No, it
also helps the redness. Yeah, get that?
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Do you do that when you do make up?
Speaker 1 (51:45):
Though sometimes sometimes I do it. Yeah, it depends on
the kind of look. God, remember when fleu f underneath
that the well I used to do that in the
Mac days. We used to see the big studio no,
and then.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Sculpt out yeah, and then yeah flo or there was
the yelon or rice paper.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
I worked for Mac for six years.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
That's kind of how I got And yeah, we all
bring that look back.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
That's everybody's here's a great yeah girl, gorgeous, Yeah girl,
great gorge It's like a darker girl, I'm telling you. Oh,
I can't wait, Dan, yours are like that's a perfect
shade for you there. I mean I never go this dark.
Yeah yeah, yeah, I guess my route. But a couple
(52:33):
of days dark hot couple days will be good to go. Yeah.
Oh look at me, Oh, look at me. Oh man.
So the moral of the story, yes, make your life
easier people there. I just feel like in beauty, there's
so many things that you can do to make your
(52:55):
life easier and quicker when it comes to like something's
not necessarily pot like a good thing though, I think,
which is tattooing eyebrows or not tattooed eyebrows, tattooing eyeliner?
But that works for some people, I know, but it's
and like lips some people. Yeah, that works for some people.
(53:16):
But if they did it like ten years ago and
you're stuck with like that, well ten years ago, the
technology in it is so different. Now would you tattoo
your eyeliner? Well, I don't wear eyeliner every day, So
for people that do it in a single day, yeah,
oh god, so just like I don't, I wouldn't do
my lips either. I might. I would do like little freckles,
(53:39):
I will. I already have a little. I know I
have little freckles too, But I just think it's like cute, adorable. Yeah,
I had to get my rows done again. I just
none of it was like a terrible experience for me.
My friend Daria did it back in Jersey and she
killed my rows. Oh my god, yeah I remember that.
So yeah good, yeah, so good.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Yeah, that's one of those things you have to go
back and touch up.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah yeah yeah, but thank god, thank god, it's not
a real tattoo gun doing it. Thank god, it's not
a real tattoo gun. That's you. That's why people have
green eyebrows, you know, block green eyebrows.
Speaker 5 (54:15):
That's not cute.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
No good. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:17):
Really, A lot of people come in for tin stale
because it like revives it a little bit with old microblading.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
Yeah yeah, fushens it up. Yeah nice.
Speaker 4 (54:26):
I know.
Speaker 1 (54:27):
So there's still hope. Don't worry if you did fuck
your face up, it's okay, it's okay, it's all right.
It's skin. It'll you could say, yeah, tattoo, a little
bow tie, Oh that's cute.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
That's cute.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
A little mustache that's good, durable, just like we very thing.
Yeah one I can cover up if I don't feel
like every day but like so so thin, so thin,
so fin, like a feminine mustache. Yeah, cute little Yeah.
Clearly I'm a fem, a dommy fem. We we we
we we. This was fun this was fun. I know
(54:59):
we to do procedures on camera or every time, well,
not a procedure, a service, a service or something on camera.
I think we should do more a.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
Service or something like that on camera.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
But thanks for stopping. Bye ooh perfect timing, perfect timing,
perfect timing to fucking yeah.
Speaker 7 (55:27):
Thank you guys so much for tuning in to The
touch Up Podcast. Please follow us on Instagram at the
touch Up Podcast. Follow us on TikTok at the touch Up.
If you have any beauty questions, give us a ring
six one, five, three three eight five to nine five three,
see you later.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
Bye,
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