April 23, 2025 • 40 mins
Wait, has anyone else tried the viral lip liner stains from Sacheu Beauty!? We try them live on the pod and WE APPROVE!!! We also chat other beauty things, pregnancy weight gain, and what would a Mari & Tarryn episode be without facebook fight reads!!?? lol Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hi, get a little such up. Hi am Terenhi Mari,
and you're listening to touch up. We hope you're picking
up or we're putting down.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I did meet a couple last night. I went to
go get some drinks with a friend.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Fuck boy Island.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Oh god, that's a whole other conversation.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
But we met a couple that was celebrating their twenty
third wedding anniversary. Cute, and they were from like the
middle of nowhere, Tennessee, you know, just like super southern
bum kids, all like a business like last month, they
travel all the time, and they were like a dope
couple though, Like they just like get in their car
and go and just like go where the wind takes.
(00:54):
As they smoked glass, they sat buds and bruce and
smoked a big fatty what's buds and bruce? It's you
can smoke weed and have beer.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
It's all liked.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Hear. Yes in East where the old three Crow was
in East Nashville, smart way smart, so smart. I feel
like three Crow is traumatic to me. Yeah, oh yeah,
the same too much to way, too much, too much.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
But they redid it.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's still the same kind of vibe, but just uh
you know, yeah different, and everyone's high cute, everyone's really high.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
But we were sitting there and I'm like, oh, there.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
She looked like she was in her fifties, early six
maybe like mid fifties.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Ok ish.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, he looked like in his sixties and she looked
like how the conversation started because she was like, I
love your tattoo.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
She was like, my daughter has a whole bunch of
they're beautiful. They're so brad.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
And she goes and yours, like on your skin because
you're so young too, so you know they'll like be
pop and blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
And she was like wow. And then she said something.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
She was like how old are you? And I was
like forty four. She was like, oh, I'm forty six.
And I was like, oh yeah, well some wow people
age it's we're cheese. We all ages.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
We're cheese.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
We wine auge different or not wine. Some people fine wines.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I'm not saying she was unattractive or like look at her,
but it was when you when you compare.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Like your age, like I'll be forty five in August,
like a forty five year old woman to another forty
five forty six year old woman and they're just.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Some people just have a young essence. Yeah, some people
just essence you though you look forty six, it's the essence. Yeah,
you have the essence of a forty six year old.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, I think you have an.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Essence of a thirty two year old.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Twenty seven, no high seventeen when I don't have Charlie.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, twenty seven, no younger, no higher? Okay, Yeah, she
like started having babies at like twenty one.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
You know, she's got three like grown girls.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
And she like age is you and it's like that. Yeah,
but it was it was crazy, the comparison between age.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
So I was like, I'll fucking cope. I know people
are always like you're forty one. I'm like I am,
because what it's what is it supposed to look like?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Also, everybody that we know, like all of our friends
look great for these are the same age as us.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what it's supposed
to look like. I don't know what it's like this
I think, Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. Hi,
welcome back. Hi. Yeah we haven't done just you and
me now, we haven't been yet.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
And I put a bone in my hair today. It was.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I don't know if you guys have noticed. Marie and
I don't try to coordinate. We just do coordinate. I
think it's just our like vaginas are synced up from.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Just it's like having your period at the same time. Yeah,
but we're fashion.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I literally had a black little bow right here on
the top of my bun, but the little clasp wouldn't do.
I'm so disappointed because it was precious. Yeah, so I said,
wanted something in my hair was prescious.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
You look like a delicio just a little gifts a precious.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Open me up? What's inside? Yeah? All of the most
delicious things you could ever desire? Yeah, yeah, just about
just about I know. I I I was like, today's
a pony day because I can't. I can't. And and
then I was like, oh, should I do this little
red boat?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I was like sure, And then I tried on thirty
different outfits because nothing fucking fits. Did you cry? I
didn't cry. I just I wanted to just like sit
on the floor and like just naked at all? Should
I just should we just cancel the podcast? Like that's
(04:44):
what it feels like. You're just like wow, Yeah, and
there's just no, it's just belly. I know, it's belly
and hip. Yeah, it's belly and hip.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Your body, your body changes.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I was like, oh, all the things that even the
things that were too big for me, well.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah yeah, I wore the same, like really ugly spandex
with the big.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
BELLI member thing, that's all. Yeah, I used to do.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It was summertime and I got like when I got
really big and I got chubb rubbed for the first
time ever. I used to have to carry baby powder
around because I was so sweaty and I just had.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
To yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean soon I'll just
be in the pool. It's literally filling it up as
we speak.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
That's you're having a baby at the perfect time.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, It's just I'm just like.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I know, it's what do we do with my body?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah? And I could, I could button this up, but
then it flattens them and they hurt a little, so
I'm not gonna do that. And did they get bigger yet?
They're not much bigger? Yeah, yeah, they're about to be.
I yeah, I once you start.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Food, but this is just it's just a baby.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I was like, baby, oh yeah, I was looking at
a j last time. I like, I think my belly
is getting bigger and he's like yeah, he's like, damn,
you get hung up. I'm like, I've gained so much
weight and he's like, literally, like I've gained thirty pounds
(06:23):
I think. And he's like, honey, like every everywhere, all
of them, everyone, every one of them unless you have.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
An inside out baby, and what inside out baby? The
ones where you don't, it grows and you never have
a belly, it grows up.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
They're like, I never knew I was pregnant, and then
I'm having pains, take me to the hospital.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
And then they deliver a baby.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
You were pregnant. You were pregnant, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I do pregnant nine months this whole time. You've never
got your period.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
You never like, you know, you never questioned anything. She's like, no,
my stomach says I still have abs. I'm flat. I'm flat.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I don't understand that you must not have a paint
grass or a liver or something. Where does the baby go?
I don't know, because he is there. I can like
my stomach is up here, yeah, like my intestines I
mean are up here or just women that just have
like just like, there are I mean, yeah, there are.
(07:27):
There's this girl I follow named Mary who she's a
runner and she just looked the same.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Two days after she gave that, I didn't. I won't.
I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, Jessica Simpsons myself.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh I'm Jessica Sipsy like Catherine Zada Jones myself hard.
Oh yeah, you feel better. Yeah, that's normal though. I know.
It's just like you just you can't help but have
a little bit of a tantrum when you have to
get ready, and I feel good about yourself because you're
just like, I know, samebody. I need chips.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I know the chips. Give me the chips. Everybody's everybody's
cheese is different. Everybody's cheese melts differently.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You know that'll express it.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
No, No, I've never heard that's like you said, like
everyone else, Like you're like about aging, You're like everyone
everyone age is like a different cheese.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Oh yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, yeah yea yeah yeah yeah yeah.
And literally every pregnant person I've talked to, they're like,
oh my god, I et eighty on my first and
seventy on my second, and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Man, how much do I want you to gain? Again?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I forgot it's a pound a week, yeah for the
first which I guess that makes sense because I'm almost
thirty weeks. Yeah, so that's so.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I'm so forty weeks. So if they want you gave.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Me a job and I'm fucking doing.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
It, you're fucking doing it. You're thirty weeks.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I'm twenty six. Yeah, you're almost.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
That's wild.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
So weird.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
God, I still can't even believe it.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I know it's so weird. I know it's so weird.
But here we are, here you are. You know it's
fucking crazy. I'm always the last to do everything.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I'm usually the last to do everything, so this is
this is nice that there's somebody else.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, Like in my high school I was the last
to do everything. I guess in this group of friends,
I am the last, yeah to do this kind of yeah,
yeah whatever, whatever, Sorry my.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Brain just shut up for one second. Yeah, stared to
you like thinking, I'm like, what old.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Take a nap, go just fall ahead. Okay, I shouldn't
have put that little lip on whatever, damn it. Yeah,
well we got how do you do? You know how
to say it?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Statue such as you such you said you very much?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Is that what it's called?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Push you?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Okay, it's I. I'm sure everybody's seen on TikTok the lipstains,
which I never cared about, did I unto until we
got them sent to us.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
That's the blush I put on the other day, which
is so pretty?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Oh it is? Is that the blush? Yeah? Yeah, oh
pretty love? I thought we could do these. Excuse me?
Oh I left the nudes inside. Yeah, they're good. That's okay?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Are you lucky dudes?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah? Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Was the peach lip?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, it's a stain. I wonder how this is gonna look?
Are that? They all kind of look similar?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
What color is that one?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Red? Yeah? Ihne were red? I we'll go peach okay
ooh yeah, I kind of like it though I took
the nudes. I wore the nude the other day, and
that shit fucking stays on, does not go anywhere. It
does not go anywhere. Do you wear it?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Just as alip winer? And then or did you fill
the whole lip?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
And no, I didn't fill the whole lip.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I filled the whole lip in.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Oh you did? I did fill the whole lip.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It was very nice. And then I took I made
a little video. I put a little spice liner. It
was the same exact color just to it was perfect.
And that ship did not smoove. Yeah it doesn't chips.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I cat show. I'm trying to mark regular. I did
a lot of yip yip and yeah, I shuck a
big old beer.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I smoked. I smoked some crack. Oh sugar rit.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, it's crazy. This lipstayed. Even if you do drugs
and you smoke crack, it's not gonna move anywhere. It's
not going to move anywhere. It's not gonna go any crackproof. Crackproof,
that's exciting, quick proof.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Are you go? You go for?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Okay? One thing I will say is I want to
tell I wanted to take it off, and uh, it
wouldn't come off. No, it doesn't like peel.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Look at you with your You're gonna have a red bow,
a red lip, a red skirt. You're gonna look like
a little cheerleader, I know, in a little cheerleading competition, just.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
A pregnant girl. Did you say it didn't it didn't
peel off? No, like it like have you seen the
videos of people peeling them off? It didn't really peel off.
I just like rubbed it off. It peeled off me. Oh,
maybe I'm not punnying it enough.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
You have to do like a two layer, really get
it on there? Did you wait about ten to fifteen minutes?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Oh no, I didn't do that either. Oh no, oh mari,
Oh I didn't hear anything right, No, no, I didn't
read the direction. You're adorable.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I put one sheer layer on.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I waited a minute and a half, and then I
went like this, yeah, yeah, this is the way you're
not supposed to do it.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Oh yeah, bro okay, well it's going to be so
and it still stayed. Yeah, all doing it the incorrect way.
Uh huh go figure.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
When did these so this is Billie Eilish started this craze? Correct, No,
she's the creator of it. No, no, she's not wrong.
Information wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Where'd you get that?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I don't know us know that she got it popping
off because she was like one of the first people
should really use them when people were obsessed with her color.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Oh yeah, but no, oh okay. Influencers have been easiness
on TikTok for a long time, like since the early
since twenty hundreds, Yeah, since the since the Roaring twenties.
TikTok influencers. TikTok influencer.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Good job, all your TikTok influencers.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Wow, you're really influencing everybody.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Look at us over here.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You're being you know what we are right now influenced. Yeah,
and we're paying it forward and we're influencing other people.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Oh, you're gonna do it just as a lipliner. Huh
Oh should I do the whole thing?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Well?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, there you go, nice, there you go.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Maybe wow.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Mm hmm, okay, sure, sure, she's just like, is not
gonna a red Well, we have a visitor in here today,
so many bugs?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
This is what I hate that.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Oh no, it's a who's Jeff Goldblum? Just flew in.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Ladies and gentlemen? Jeff Goldblum. It's gonna take him a
minute to sit down somewhere. We'll find him. Jeff Goldblum
is a fly. Oh my god, that's so funny.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
He's just like, well, also that that's an adorable visual.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Yes, but also Jeff.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Goldbloom was the fly in the movie The Fly, The Fly,
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
There's a movie called The Fly where Jeff Goldbloom stars
as the Fly.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
What what is that real? Is it a cartoon? No,
like back in the eighties. I'm gonna say yeah, I'm
gonna say eighties. Huh. Yeah, it's not a cartoon. It's
a real life movie. And he's just a fly turns
into one, oh metamor into one. He just gets gnarly
(15:11):
over dubs his voice. And he's a tiny fly. No,
not tiny, he's a big scary fly.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
It's a big scary fly.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Wow, I've heard of the movie The Fly.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Just I guess it would be adorable if it like
shrunk himself down into attack.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Honey, Jeff goldblu he turned into a fly.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
You should watch it?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Okay, Yeah, all right, sure can't believe you've never heard
of it. I heard of The Fly, I just I
just haven't. I don't know. So you such you? So?
The cheek is also long? Whar liquid blush? Did it
stain you though? No, like when you took your makeup
(15:52):
off it went away? Yeah, okay, I do love. Okay.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I had a nice pimple, a double pimple. Two guys
right next to each other, right there.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Oh yeah, I have just too.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
We found a shoe.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
That's all over your teeth.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Oh no, look at it.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Oh no, look at it's great orange orange.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Oh no, my gones are orange. Dude.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh man, oh no, you can't talk while you do this. No,
that's really is that really bright?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
You're so bik huh you're so pink and red. It's
so cute. Really little apple here.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I am okay, camera early quick, just blender and blen
blendy bundy.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Oh wow, wow, pretty right.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Oh yeah, the cheek is stolen, especially if it stays.
I told you I did a whole review. You would
have been really proud of me it. Oh okay, yeah,
more of that. Yeah, keep going.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I'm a reviewer.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I'm a content creator. Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah you are? You are one?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, oh my god, yeah yeah no, yeah, yeah,
I gotta hope poker. Oh I think this is like
the peachy. Maybe that's the red.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
No, it is huge.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Oh well either way, I don't think they have like
a ton a ton of colors. But if you do
a red, a peach, a dark kind of plum color,
or like a brown nude or a pinky nude, I
(18:00):
would definitely recommend getting like a little lipstain man, they help.
What's this bunny here? Oh? And then this is the
gloss that goes over, that goes over? Yeah, oh okay,
and then you got to leave on for ten to
fifteen huh not one minute? Yeah okay, you were like, yeah, mine,
(18:23):
really it stayed a lot, but it totally stayed. You
put one little sheer coat and then and then it stayed. Oh.
It still was really weird at first. Yeah, it's not fun.
It's a mask.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh I got okay, Oh my god, oh my god.
How did you not get any on your teeth?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Because I got big old horse teeth.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
You know they're big. I don't know, I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
You know whose teeth I love?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Is the girl from White Lotus, which one Bob, Sure, Bob,
the British.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Oh I love those teeth. I love those too, are
great teeth.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
She's so cute, big eyes too. So it's just it
was so nice.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Did you watch the entire I watched it all.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I just.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
We don't want to spoil it for anyone who hasn't
seen it. It came out like two weeks now.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, you gotta be on that.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
It's not my fault, eat and watch it.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Not my fault. He stopped.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Did you know when I thought the baby brother, don't
listen to some cut out.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
If you have listened to the White, if you haven't
White watched White Lotus, just skip through this.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I was like, fucking idiot. Oh my god, fucking idiot.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I sobbed. I love that little brother. I love that
little boy.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
He was just so confused.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
He was er, what what a scene?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
What a storyline? What a storyline? I know I kind
of need more from him. So, like you kind of
have a thing for.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Your older brother, He just like really looks up to
him like he just like he said, he goes, why why.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
You like, aunt Patty, give me a kiss up to him?
You know what I mean? And he thinks that his
brother's just like one hell of a guy. And he
know what he said. He that he just wants to
please him. He just wants to make sure that he's pleased.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
And he is a yes.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Boy, and he's just there to help anyone when they're.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
He jerked him off, We jerked him off. You're a
little red on your teeth toobe, bro.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Yeah look oh wow, m oh.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, maybe you don't put it all over your lips.
Maybe you shouldn't do the whole thing. No, this is
the lip.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
The other ones are the liners. This is lip.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh, it says lip Liner's day. Yeah. Okay, tip update,
tip update, just be careful when you do the entire mouth.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
With the reds, because I did it with the nude
and it was perfect.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
What you were doing, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
I just out here just swinging and digging, swinging and digging. Yeah, nope, nope.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
No, don't do that.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
I won't do it.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
We actually started a white lotus again because AJ has
never seen any of it. Okay, you have to start.
Oh my god, at the beginning. It's such a good show,
such a good show. Jennifer Coolage is such a weirdo.
Oh yeah, she's such a weirdo. But also there was
a little a little brother in the first one that
was like delicious, No, just like an little dummy, just
(21:53):
like that little dummy.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
He was a little dummy, so cute though. Do you
know the older brother. Do you know who that is?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah, Arnold Schwarzenegger's son son.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Yeah, Arnold Swarzenegger's cool boy.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yeah he looks a lot like him, Yeah, he does,
especially like young Arnold. Well, Arnold Swarzenegger looks great still.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
He does still look really good, and he's so cute.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Well, people with my friend Debbie font Hada Bottle front
of on sceneering said how hot is the older brother.
That's Arnold Swarzenegger's son, And I go, Actually, I was
not attracted to him at all at first, just because
he's such a douche, such a fucking darn little loafers
and he's just like so, I was just instantly turned off.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I didn't even look at his face or his body
because I was like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
But then when I knew this information, I looked at
him and I went, You're just an actor.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
They're just an actor. You're not like this in real life.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
You're hot, right, You're hot. Yeah. I had a lot
past I had to look past.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Oh yeah, I had Yeah. I had a look past
your douchey character and know that you are just automatically
you came into money.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah, and now you look better to me. Maria Shrive
is your mother? Is she?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah? What? Huh?
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Who Marie Maria Shriver? Oh, Maria Shriver. I'm not that's
I'm drying a blank on who that is. I know
the name, the name he.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Was married to Arnold Swarzenegger, and that's it isn't anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I don't know. Have you seen videos of Arnold recently,
because he just eats vegan meals with his donkeys. Sorry, yeah,
it's really cute. You follow Arnold and just watch his life.
He's so cute.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
He just eats vegan.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
He lets his donkeys come in and he like feeds
them Brussels sprouts from his plate in the morning. It's
very cute.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Donkey.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I think he's got two or three. It's really cute.
He just lives on a farm. I don't think he
lives on a farm. I think he like lives should
have this information before, like Malibu beach or something, and
he's just hold on there with Maria. I don't know
if they're so again, I wonder Arnold, shosh, this.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Is getting I can already feel it.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I could see yours about ready to peel off in
about maybe like three more minutes.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Oh really, it's already been fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Ten to fifteen let me say, oh, ten to fifteen.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh look, it's stuck on my hand. Yeah, what do
you like.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Some salad? Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Uh huh, Jesus day.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Oh oh my god, how freaking cute.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
He's so cute.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Who is Arnold Schwarzenegger married to?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
He was a governor of California.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
As he was, he was a good he was a
good uh governor. Governor.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yeah, he's oh to twenty twenty one. They were married
from nineteen eighty six to twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
They just got divorced. It looks like it.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Maria Streiber.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Oh, yeah, she's great.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
She's all damn politics and yeah she's something associated with
the Kennedy is crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, this is real. This is starting to it's feeling.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Should we get just get it off? Yeah, okay, let's
do it, because I don't know if I could read
this with a mouthful.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Of cac.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
What you know, Here you go and I'll look at that.
Look look look, oh oh.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Oh that's really pretty.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Oh wow it's.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Oh yours is red.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Oh that's so pretty. It was kind of like the
color you were wearing when you Oh, I love the peach. Okay,
it's I mean, I guess it told over my hands. Dude.
See looks like I had a popsicle. It does look
like you had a popsicle. Cute, very cute.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Should we put it in a guisen.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, see the CUIs what is this? Oh that's that's
the pink that all liip flex.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Stuff like this is great, you know what, it's really
great for tea felt what I'm thinking like early, Hey, like.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
A day at the beach.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Wow, that's how cute you know, yeah, a day in
the lake, a day.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Of the beach, like not that color, but something like this,
so you can swim with it and you can still.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, just like a little nudy malody.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Hey, guys, my lips I suffer from like white lip,
like if I don't have anything on it, so just
like what oh really, I would have to always.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Have to have like a little color.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Oh oh that's really pretty.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Cutete cute, you look cute.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
You look cute.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
It's very chill, it's very cheer. This is very chill.
Would you like this?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yes? I would. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
And then if you were to put like a red
on top of it or oh see you later, get
the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
You're just a liner. Goodbye, see you later.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
You look great.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
And a red lip. Thank you much for you. I
used to wear them all.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
I know you did, I know you did, I remember.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Your red lip days. I am now I'm too tired,
too tired, too tired to care well.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
You're a beautiful minimal Oh, thank you so much, welcome
so much.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Let's argue. Okay, do you still have the piano available?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
I'm taking a twenty k for.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
It is five thousand. Okay. My daughter wants to learn
piano and this would mean so much to her. U.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
This is the Steinway and Suns model K fifty two
that's only ten years old and in brand new condition.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Retail price is over thirty five k.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
You should buy a cheaper brand like a Yamaha if
your daughter is just starting to learn to play piano.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
This is my daughter's dream. Please, I'm a single mother.
I can't afford it.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
I'm sorry, but I can't sell you such an expensive
item for a quarter of the price. You can find
one hundred to two hundred dollars pianos or keyboards online.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
If your child really wants to learn, I'm.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Gonna report you to Craigslist. You're a selfish bitch. Fuck you,
that's what happens.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
That's what what is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
What is wrong with people? That's so twenty k? It's
a thirty five thousand dollars piano. Yeah, this is a
inquirrily way a certain brand. It's ten years only serious
inquiries only you can buy.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
He's being helpful. You can buy Yamaha for one hundred
two dollars. You fucking bitch, fuck you, fuck you people
are so self righteous. Okay, this one's really short. You
could just be gray. Okay, okay, good morning. Is this available?
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Yes? It is available? Are you interested?
Speaker 8 (29:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Nope? Thanks for asking?
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
God, why are so grey?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah? Eazy out there? Wo that's so good? All right?
And the next one? Okay gray, okay?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Oh? Is this ford available?
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yes? It is. Would you like to come in take
a look at it?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I would? Are you firm on the price I can offer?
Eighteen hundred?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Eighteen hundred? Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yes, this is a generous offer. You said the lock
on the sleeper shell is broken. With that in mind,
I want to offer less.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
The list price was thirty eight hundred, though the truck's
value is for five thousands, so it is already severely discounted.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I can't take less than thirty eight hundred.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Come on, please, your truck isn't worth that much. I
could do nineteen fifty. That's the money I have. Please,
I really want the truck. Your truck isn't worth thirty
eight hundred. Hello, I can do nineteen fifty. It's for
my son. He needs a truck for college. Text me back, geez,
I was driving.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Look, I can't go below asking.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
I'm selling a car for what I owe on it,
so that's the lowest I can sell it for.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh well, just give the bank eighteen hundred and you
can keep making payments on it.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
What Just so it's clear, you want me to give
the bank eighteen hundred, give you the truck and keep
making payments on a truck that.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
I no longer have.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yes, please? Can you.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Absolutely not? That's not how any of this works. You
realized you wouldn't receive your title if you did that?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Why why not?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Look, you should go talk to a bank and learn
a basic understanding about how car loans work. I'm going
to refuse your offer, but thank you for showing interest
in my chuck.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I hope you have a wonderful day. But how will
my son get to school? Hey? I could do two thousand, fine, jerk,
Only pussies drive automatics anyway, That's not true. I'd drive
an automatic.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yeahs.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Wow, this is here's my problem. People like that should
be in jail.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I mean, jail is a little harsh, but there's a
lot of them out there.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
I don't know out there.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Because to me, to me, that's like emotionally reckless.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Maybe they should have an emotionally reckless prison, right right.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
We're not doing federal, we're not doing like, we're just
doing the special. It's a special. You just don't get
to act in any way that you want to act.
That's that's what I mean. Like in this emotionally uh
what did I call it? I already forgot emotionally reckless jail,
(32:23):
you will uh get the emotional ship meeting out of
you to read wire your brain in a correct way
to act in society as most normal people.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
So like boot camp.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
It's like boot camp for adults that were raised by
other idiots. And we have all the evidence right here,
so we may the cops show up. Yeah, we're like, uh,
you're a reckless idiot.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Are you, Ralph?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah? Yeah, wow to jail. And then you get so
angry at this man. Yeah, and then you name called
and then you name called. Not only did you offer
him a bad deal you name called you verbally abused him.
Not even bad deal, you gas. It doesn't even make
any sense. No, I need you to go to the bank. Yeah,
(33:16):
you try to get into business with him and screw
him financially, emotionally, all these things. That's my problem with people.
People literally just do whatever the fuck they want to do.
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Here's another short one. Okay, great, go ahead, Greg.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Are you selling the thirty inch TV? No?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Sorry, I sold it a few days ago.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
How about two hundred?
Speaker 3 (33:37):
I already sold it. Sorry, I literally do not have it.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Don't waste my time. And then and then like, don't
waste my time, Like I just wait, He's like, I
don't have it about two fifty.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I told you it's solid. About two hundred. No, dude,
I literally don't even have these like to waste my time? Wow?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Yeah, you have the right to remain silent, and you
need sir.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Eve been a reckless idiot, emotionally reckless idiot. Yeah. Yeah,
you're done.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
You're done.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
You're doing at least like six to nine months. Yeah, yeah,
say goodbye. Your family looks like training, yes, yeah, Orville
and Queenie. Yeah, they're acting like assholes. I'm literally dropping
them off to go get two weeks of training. I
always think about like, we're probably, you know, the competent.
The competent. I guess it's there's a percentage like anything.
(34:42):
It's like, I don't think I think there's more the
this in the world.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yeah, I believe there's more of.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
This in the world. That's why it's constantly like, why
is it my my cable setup correct? Why is that
breaking already? Why is it? It's because people aren't competent. Yeah,
they're all a bunch of fucking idiots. Good stuff. Yeah,
it's crazy, but not everyone. I'd say seventy.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Wow, Okay, let's go the next one.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
All right, what.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Okay, you can you can? Uh, I'll read the first
and then you do.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Here we go. Okay, was just trapped on the escalator
for hours?
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Power went off?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Wait, why didn't you just walk down the escalator? Then?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
L could it stop working?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
An escalator is just moving steps? L Oh, yeah, so
it is lol, l ol did you mean elevator?
Speaker 3 (35:47):
No escalator?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
So she just stopped. She's like, oh, you guys are
working on it.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
It stopped.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
No, No, I don't know. I will wait here, thank you?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
What do you mean you got stuck on ital You
mean elevator? You got stuck on no escalator?
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Escalator? The power went off, but got stuck.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Girl? Just straight to jail. Okay, let's see, are you and.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Mcat?
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Riley is real sick and she is really old and
she needs to be put to sleep.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
My mom says it costs two hundred dollars. Anyone know
a good vet for cheaper? Oh? I'm sorry, babe, Oh Riley,
I will miss her? Did you try China Star?
Speaker 8 (36:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
How much do they cost? Jesus David? And then David says,
pretty cheap. I think they might even do it for free.
Here is the number, David. You're unbelievable, David.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
They said they were a buffet.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Is that the right number? She called? I think so
you might want to bring Riley straight to this place. Okay,
thanks David. Oh my god, that's fucked up, David.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
David.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Ann's an idiot, idiot, and you're reckless, emotional asshole, and
this little naive idiot's going to take her cat. And yeah,
but guess who's going to prison? The both of them,
both of them, the both of them, straight away. She's
not going to do as much time. She'll be in
for like a week or two. She just has to
learn that. Like China Star. Well, first of all, people
(37:35):
don't eat cats.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
There's that.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
And you can't believe anybody on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
No, yeah, even David.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
And if it's a food restaurant, don't believe them.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
It's most likely not a vet.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Here's your brain and there's your brain. And is that it?
Speaker 3 (37:57):
I think that was it?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
That's it. Wow, what a time.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
So that was just this dive into the ridiculousness of
human beings.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Yep, great, God, yeah, we're doing great.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
We're doing great. I love these little episodes. So just
to reiterate that ship statue, lipstain, cheek stay, we love them. Yeah,
we love them. And a lot of companies now have
these too, so I know that. I just remember benefit
and that's it. Oh, this is the one. This is
the TikTok one, This all over TikTok.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Maybe I have no idea how I'll keep getting ads
for different so I know that different companies.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
I'm sure anytime somebody does something, everybody.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
It's so pretty on your lips. Oh great, it'll be
there all day.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Oh, great. Oh, it looks like it was suck amount
of chat it. I know, it looks like I ate
a popsicle, a big stick, A big stick, a big
old stick. I will be I will be in the pool,
popsicle in my face off.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
You're gonna be just floating around.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
I'm so excited, popsicling your face off, popsicling my face off.
Just with the orange belly. Yeah, just with my big belly.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
So it's all tanning it. Getting some vitamin D on
his little vitamin D.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
It was really cute. Yeah, I saw it in the
sonogram you did. How big is it? Oh, it's so well,
he only weighs two pounds. How funny.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
It's like a baby chick.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
I know. I have a little heart doppler that I
lay in bed and I listened to his little heartbeat. Well,
I love him. I love him too. I know I
can't wait. Everybody loves him. He's gonna be right here,
just on the podcast, bouncing on my knee. Oh my god.
We should get little baby things and just like say,
like the touch up cute little onesies, little onesies, so cute.
(39:55):
This was fun.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
I had a great time.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
I know, this was so fun. I had a great time.
Thanks for stopping bye guys, See you, Lada, see Lada.
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Bye,
Hi, get a little such up. Hi am Terenhi Mari,
and you're listening to touch up. We hope you're picking
up or we're putting down.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I did meet a couple last night. I went to
go get some drinks with a friend.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Fuck boy Island.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Oh god, that's a whole other conversation.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
But we met a couple that was celebrating their twenty
third wedding anniversary. Cute, and they were from like the
middle of nowhere, Tennessee, you know, just like super southern
bum kids, all like a business like last month, they
travel all the time, and they were like a dope
couple though, Like they just like get in their car
and go and just like go where the wind takes.
(00:54):
As they smoked glass, they sat buds and bruce and
smoked a big fatty what's buds and bruce? It's you
can smoke weed and have beer.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
It's all liked.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Hear. Yes in East where the old three Crow was
in East Nashville, smart way smart, so smart. I feel
like three Crow is traumatic to me. Yeah, oh yeah,
the same too much to way, too much, too much.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
But they redid it.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's still the same kind of vibe, but just uh
you know, yeah different, and everyone's high cute, everyone's really high.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
But we were sitting there and I'm like, oh, there.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
She looked like she was in her fifties, early six
maybe like mid fifties.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Ok ish.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, he looked like in his sixties and she looked
like how the conversation started because she was like, I
love your tattoo.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
She was like, my daughter has a whole bunch of
they're beautiful. They're so brad.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
And she goes and yours, like on your skin because
you're so young too, so you know they'll like be
pop and blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
And she was like wow. And then she said something.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
She was like how old are you? And I was
like forty four. She was like, oh, I'm forty six.
And I was like, oh yeah, well some wow people
age it's we're cheese. We all ages.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
We're cheese.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
We wine auge different or not wine. Some people fine wines.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I'm not saying she was unattractive or like look at her,
but it was when you when you compare.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Like your age, like I'll be forty five in August,
like a forty five year old woman to another forty
five forty six year old woman and they're just.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Some people just have a young essence. Yeah, some people
just essence you though you look forty six, it's the essence. Yeah,
you have the essence of a forty six year old.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, I think you have an.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Essence of a thirty two year old.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Twenty seven, no high seventeen when I don't have Charlie.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, twenty seven, no younger, no higher? Okay, Yeah, she
like started having babies at like twenty one.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
You know, she's got three like grown girls.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
And she like age is you and it's like that. Yeah,
but it was it was crazy, the comparison between age.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
So I was like, I'll fucking cope. I know people
are always like you're forty one. I'm like I am,
because what it's what is it supposed to look like?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Also, everybody that we know, like all of our friends
look great for these are the same age as us.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what it's supposed
to look like. I don't know what it's like this
I think, Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. Hi,
welcome back. Hi. Yeah we haven't done just you and
me now, we haven't been yet.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
And I put a bone in my hair today. It was.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I don't know if you guys have noticed. Marie and
I don't try to coordinate. We just do coordinate. I
think it's just our like vaginas are synced up from.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Just it's like having your period at the same time. Yeah,
but we're fashion.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I literally had a black little bow right here on
the top of my bun, but the little clasp wouldn't do.
I'm so disappointed because it was precious. Yeah, so I said,
wanted something in my hair was prescious.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
You look like a delicio just a little gifts a precious.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Open me up? What's inside? Yeah? All of the most
delicious things you could ever desire? Yeah, yeah, just about
just about I know. I I I was like, today's
a pony day because I can't. I can't. And and
then I was like, oh, should I do this little
red boat?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I was like sure, And then I tried on thirty
different outfits because nothing fucking fits. Did you cry? I
didn't cry. I just I wanted to just like sit
on the floor and like just naked at all? Should
I just should we just cancel the podcast? Like that's
(04:44):
what it feels like. You're just like wow, Yeah, and
there's just no, it's just belly. I know, it's belly
and hip. Yeah, it's belly and hip.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Your body, your body changes.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I was like, oh, all the things that even the
things that were too big for me, well.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah yeah, I wore the same, like really ugly spandex
with the big.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
BELLI member thing, that's all. Yeah, I used to do.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It was summertime and I got like when I got
really big and I got chubb rubbed for the first
time ever. I used to have to carry baby powder
around because I was so sweaty and I just had.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
To yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean soon I'll just
be in the pool. It's literally filling it up as
we speak.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
That's you're having a baby at the perfect time.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, It's just I'm just like.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I know, it's what do we do with my body?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah? And I could, I could button this up, but
then it flattens them and they hurt a little, so
I'm not gonna do that. And did they get bigger yet?
They're not much bigger? Yeah, yeah, they're about to be.
I yeah, I once you start.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Food, but this is just it's just a baby.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I was like, baby, oh yeah, I was looking at
a j last time. I like, I think my belly
is getting bigger and he's like yeah, he's like, damn,
you get hung up. I'm like, I've gained so much
weight and he's like, literally, like I've gained thirty pounds
(06:23):
I think. And he's like, honey, like every everywhere, all
of them, everyone, every one of them unless you have.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
An inside out baby, and what inside out baby? The
ones where you don't, it grows and you never have
a belly, it grows up.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
They're like, I never knew I was pregnant, and then
I'm having pains, take me to the hospital.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
And then they deliver a baby.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
You were pregnant. You were pregnant, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I do pregnant nine months this whole time. You've never
got your period.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
You never like, you know, you never questioned anything. She's like, no,
my stomach says I still have abs. I'm flat. I'm flat.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I don't understand that you must not have a paint
grass or a liver or something. Where does the baby go?
I don't know, because he is there. I can like
my stomach is up here, yeah, like my intestines I
mean are up here or just women that just have
like just like, there are I mean, yeah, there are.
(07:27):
There's this girl I follow named Mary who she's a
runner and she just looked the same.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Two days after she gave that, I didn't. I won't.
I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, Jessica Simpsons myself.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh I'm Jessica Sipsy like Catherine Zada Jones myself hard.
Oh yeah, you feel better. Yeah, that's normal though. I know.
It's just like you just you can't help but have
a little bit of a tantrum when you have to
get ready, and I feel good about yourself because you're
just like, I know, samebody. I need chips.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I know the chips. Give me the chips. Everybody's everybody's
cheese is different. Everybody's cheese melts differently.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You know that'll express it.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
No, No, I've never heard that's like you said, like
everyone else, Like you're like about aging, You're like everyone
everyone age is like a different cheese.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Oh yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, yeah yea yeah yeah yeah yeah.
And literally every pregnant person I've talked to, they're like,
oh my god, I et eighty on my first and
seventy on my second, and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Man, how much do I want you to gain? Again?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I forgot it's a pound a week, yeah for the
first which I guess that makes sense because I'm almost
thirty weeks. Yeah, so that's so.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I'm so forty weeks. So if they want you gave.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Me a job and I'm fucking doing.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
It, you're fucking doing it. You're thirty weeks.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I'm twenty six. Yeah, you're almost.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
That's wild.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
So weird.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
God, I still can't even believe it.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I know it's so weird. I know it's so weird.
But here we are, here you are. You know it's
fucking crazy. I'm always the last to do everything.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I'm usually the last to do everything, so this is
this is nice that there's somebody else.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, Like in my high school I was the last
to do everything. I guess in this group of friends,
I am the last, yeah to do this kind of yeah,
yeah whatever, whatever, Sorry my.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Brain just shut up for one second. Yeah, stared to
you like thinking, I'm like, what old.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Take a nap, go just fall ahead. Okay, I shouldn't
have put that little lip on whatever, damn it. Yeah,
well we got how do you do? You know how
to say it?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Statue such as you such you said you very much?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Is that what it's called?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Push you?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Okay, it's I. I'm sure everybody's seen on TikTok the lipstains,
which I never cared about, did I unto until we
got them sent to us.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
That's the blush I put on the other day, which
is so pretty?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Oh it is? Is that the blush? Yeah? Yeah, oh
pretty love? I thought we could do these. Excuse me?
Oh I left the nudes inside. Yeah, they're good. That's okay?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Are you lucky dudes?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah? Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Was the peach lip?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, it's a stain. I wonder how this is gonna look?
Are that? They all kind of look similar?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
What color is that one?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Red? Yeah? Ihne were red? I we'll go peach okay
ooh yeah, I kind of like it though I took
the nudes. I wore the nude the other day, and
that shit fucking stays on, does not go anywhere. It
does not go anywhere. Do you wear it?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Just as alip winer? And then or did you fill
the whole lip?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
And no, I didn't fill the whole lip.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I filled the whole lip in.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Oh you did? I did fill the whole lip.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It was very nice. And then I took I made
a little video. I put a little spice liner. It
was the same exact color just to it was perfect.
And that ship did not smoove. Yeah it doesn't chips.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I cat show. I'm trying to mark regular. I did
a lot of yip yip and yeah, I shuck a
big old beer.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I smoked. I smoked some crack. Oh sugar rit.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, it's crazy. This lipstayed. Even if you do drugs
and you smoke crack, it's not gonna move anywhere. It's
not going to move anywhere. It's not gonna go any crackproof. Crackproof,
that's exciting, quick proof.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Are you go? You go for?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Okay? One thing I will say is I want to
tell I wanted to take it off, and uh, it
wouldn't come off. No, it doesn't like peel.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Look at you with your You're gonna have a red bow,
a red lip, a red skirt. You're gonna look like
a little cheerleader, I know, in a little cheerleading competition, just.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
A pregnant girl. Did you say it didn't it didn't
peel off? No, like it like have you seen the
videos of people peeling them off? It didn't really peel off.
I just like rubbed it off. It peeled off me. Oh,
maybe I'm not punnying it enough.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
You have to do like a two layer, really get
it on there? Did you wait about ten to fifteen minutes?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Oh no, I didn't do that either. Oh no, oh mari,
Oh I didn't hear anything right, No, no, I didn't
read the direction. You're adorable.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I put one sheer layer on.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I waited a minute and a half, and then I
went like this, yeah, yeah, this is the way you're
not supposed to do it.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Oh yeah, bro okay, well it's going to be so
and it still stayed. Yeah, all doing it the incorrect way.
Uh huh go figure.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
When did these so this is Billie Eilish started this craze? Correct, No,
she's the creator of it. No, no, she's not wrong.
Information wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Where'd you get that?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I don't know us know that she got it popping
off because she was like one of the first people
should really use them when people were obsessed with her color.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Oh yeah, but no, oh okay. Influencers have been easiness
on TikTok for a long time, like since the early
since twenty hundreds, Yeah, since the since the Roaring twenties.
TikTok influencers. TikTok influencer.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Good job, all your TikTok influencers.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Wow, you're really influencing everybody.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Look at us over here.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You're being you know what we are right now influenced. Yeah,
and we're paying it forward and we're influencing other people.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Oh, you're gonna do it just as a lipliner. Huh
Oh should I do the whole thing?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Well?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, there you go, nice, there you go.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Maybe wow.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Mm hmm, okay, sure, sure, she's just like, is not
gonna a red Well, we have a visitor in here today,
so many bugs?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
This is what I hate that.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Oh no, it's a who's Jeff Goldblum? Just flew in.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Ladies and gentlemen? Jeff Goldblum. It's gonna take him a
minute to sit down somewhere. We'll find him. Jeff Goldblum
is a fly. Oh my god, that's so funny.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
He's just like, well, also that that's an adorable visual.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Yes, but also Jeff.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Goldbloom was the fly in the movie The Fly, The Fly,
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
There's a movie called The Fly where Jeff Goldbloom stars
as the Fly.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
What what is that real? Is it a cartoon? No,
like back in the eighties. I'm gonna say yeah, I'm
gonna say eighties. Huh. Yeah, it's not a cartoon. It's
a real life movie. And he's just a fly turns
into one, oh metamor into one. He just gets gnarly
(15:11):
over dubs his voice. And he's a tiny fly. No,
not tiny, he's a big scary fly.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
It's a big scary fly.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Wow, I've heard of the movie The Fly.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Just I guess it would be adorable if it like
shrunk himself down into attack.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Honey, Jeff goldblu he turned into a fly.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
You should watch it?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Okay, Yeah, all right, sure can't believe you've never heard
of it. I heard of The Fly, I just I
just haven't. I don't know. So you such you? So?
The cheek is also long? Whar liquid blush? Did it
stain you though? No, like when you took your makeup
(15:52):
off it went away? Yeah, okay, I do love. Okay.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I had a nice pimple, a double pimple. Two guys
right next to each other, right there.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Oh yeah, I have just too.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
We found a shoe.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
That's all over your teeth.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Oh no, look at it.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Oh no, look at it's great orange orange.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Oh no, my gones are orange. Dude.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh man, oh no, you can't talk while you do this. No,
that's really is that really bright?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
You're so bik huh you're so pink and red. It's
so cute. Really little apple here.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I am okay, camera early quick, just blender and blen
blendy bundy.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Oh wow, wow, pretty right.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Oh yeah, the cheek is stolen, especially if it stays.
I told you I did a whole review. You would
have been really proud of me it. Oh okay, yeah,
more of that. Yeah, keep going.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I'm a reviewer.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I'm a content creator. Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah you are? You are one?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, oh my god, yeah yeah no, yeah, yeah,
I gotta hope poker. Oh I think this is like
the peachy. Maybe that's the red.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
No, it is huge.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Oh well either way, I don't think they have like
a ton a ton of colors. But if you do
a red, a peach, a dark kind of plum color,
or like a brown nude or a pinky nude, I
(18:00):
would definitely recommend getting like a little lipstain man, they help.
What's this bunny here? Oh? And then this is the
gloss that goes over, that goes over? Yeah, oh okay,
and then you got to leave on for ten to
fifteen huh not one minute? Yeah okay, you were like, yeah, mine,
(18:23):
really it stayed a lot, but it totally stayed. You
put one little sheer coat and then and then it stayed. Oh.
It still was really weird at first. Yeah, it's not fun.
It's a mask.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh I got okay, Oh my god, oh my god.
How did you not get any on your teeth?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Because I got big old horse teeth.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
You know they're big. I don't know, I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
You know whose teeth I love?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Is the girl from White Lotus, which one Bob, Sure, Bob,
the British.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Oh I love those teeth. I love those too, are
great teeth.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
She's so cute, big eyes too. So it's just it
was so nice.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Did you watch the entire I watched it all.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I just.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
We don't want to spoil it for anyone who hasn't
seen it. It came out like two weeks now.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, you gotta be on that.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
It's not my fault, eat and watch it.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Not my fault. He stopped.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Did you know when I thought the baby brother, don't
listen to some cut out.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
If you have listened to the White, if you haven't
White watched White Lotus, just skip through this.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I was like, fucking idiot. Oh my god, fucking idiot.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I sobbed. I love that little brother. I love that
little boy.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
He was just so confused.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
He was er, what what a scene?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
What a storyline? What a storyline? I know I kind
of need more from him. So, like you kind of
have a thing for.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Your older brother, He just like really looks up to
him like he just like he said, he goes, why why.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
You like, aunt Patty, give me a kiss up to him?
You know what I mean? And he thinks that his
brother's just like one hell of a guy. And he
know what he said. He that he just wants to
please him. He just wants to make sure that he's pleased.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
And he is a yes.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Boy, and he's just there to help anyone when they're.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
He jerked him off, We jerked him off. You're a
little red on your teeth toobe, bro.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Yeah look oh wow, m oh.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, maybe you don't put it all over your lips.
Maybe you shouldn't do the whole thing. No, this is
the lip.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
The other ones are the liners. This is lip.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh, it says lip Liner's day. Yeah. Okay, tip update,
tip update, just be careful when you do the entire mouth.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
With the reds, because I did it with the nude
and it was perfect.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
What you were doing, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
I just out here just swinging and digging, swinging and digging. Yeah, nope, nope.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
No, don't do that.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
I won't do it.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
We actually started a white lotus again because AJ has
never seen any of it. Okay, you have to start.
Oh my god, at the beginning. It's such a good show,
such a good show. Jennifer Coolage is such a weirdo.
Oh yeah, she's such a weirdo. But also there was
a little a little brother in the first one that
was like delicious, No, just like an little dummy, just
(21:53):
like that little dummy.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
He was a little dummy, so cute though. Do you
know the older brother. Do you know who that is?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah, Arnold Schwarzenegger's son son.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Yeah, Arnold Swarzenegger's cool boy.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yeah he looks a lot like him, Yeah, he does,
especially like young Arnold. Well, Arnold Swarzenegger looks great still.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
He does still look really good, and he's so cute.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Well, people with my friend Debbie font Hada Bottle front
of on sceneering said how hot is the older brother.
That's Arnold Swarzenegger's son, And I go, Actually, I was
not attracted to him at all at first, just because
he's such a douche, such a fucking darn little loafers
and he's just like so, I was just instantly turned off.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I didn't even look at his face or his body
because I was like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
But then when I knew this information, I looked at
him and I went, You're just an actor.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
They're just an actor. You're not like this in real life.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
You're hot, right, You're hot. Yeah. I had a lot
past I had to look past.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Oh yeah, I had Yeah. I had a look past
your douchey character and know that you are just automatically
you came into money.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah, and now you look better to me. Maria Shrive
is your mother? Is she?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah? What? Huh?
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Who Marie Maria Shriver? Oh, Maria Shriver. I'm not that's
I'm drying a blank on who that is. I know
the name, the name he.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Was married to Arnold Swarzenegger, and that's it isn't anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I don't know. Have you seen videos of Arnold recently,
because he just eats vegan meals with his donkeys. Sorry, yeah,
it's really cute. You follow Arnold and just watch his life.
He's so cute.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
He just eats vegan.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
He lets his donkeys come in and he like feeds
them Brussels sprouts from his plate in the morning. It's
very cute.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Donkey.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I think he's got two or three. It's really cute.
He just lives on a farm. I don't think he
lives on a farm. I think he like lives should
have this information before, like Malibu beach or something, and
he's just hold on there with Maria. I don't know
if they're so again, I wonder Arnold, shosh, this.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Is getting I can already feel it.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I could see yours about ready to peel off in
about maybe like three more minutes.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Oh really, it's already been fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Ten to fifteen let me say, oh, ten to fifteen.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh look, it's stuck on my hand. Yeah, what do
you like.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Some salad? Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Uh huh, Jesus day.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Oh oh my god, how freaking cute.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
He's so cute.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Who is Arnold Schwarzenegger married to?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
He was a governor of California.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
As he was, he was a good he was a
good uh governor. Governor.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yeah, he's oh to twenty twenty one. They were married
from nineteen eighty six to twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
They just got divorced. It looks like it.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Maria Streiber.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Oh, yeah, she's great.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
She's all damn politics and yeah she's something associated with
the Kennedy is crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, this is real. This is starting to it's feeling.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Should we get just get it off? Yeah, okay, let's
do it, because I don't know if I could read
this with a mouthful.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Of cac.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
What you know, Here you go and I'll look at that.
Look look look, oh oh.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Oh that's really pretty.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Oh wow it's.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Oh yours is red.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Oh that's so pretty. It was kind of like the
color you were wearing when you Oh, I love the peach. Okay,
it's I mean, I guess it told over my hands. Dude.
See looks like I had a popsicle. It does look
like you had a popsicle. Cute, very cute.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Should we put it in a guisen.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, see the CUIs what is this? Oh that's that's
the pink that all liip flex.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Stuff like this is great, you know what, it's really
great for tea felt what I'm thinking like early, Hey, like.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
A day at the beach.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Wow, that's how cute you know, yeah, a day in
the lake, a day.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Of the beach, like not that color, but something like this,
so you can swim with it and you can still.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, just like a little nudy malody.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Hey, guys, my lips I suffer from like white lip,
like if I don't have anything on it, so just
like what oh really, I would have to always.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Have to have like a little color.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Oh oh that's really pretty.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Cutete cute, you look cute.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
You look cute.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
It's very chill, it's very cheer. This is very chill.
Would you like this?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yes? I would. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
And then if you were to put like a red
on top of it or oh see you later, get
the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
You're just a liner. Goodbye, see you later.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
You look great.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
And a red lip. Thank you much for you. I
used to wear them all.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
I know you did, I know you did, I remember.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Your red lip days. I am now I'm too tired,
too tired, too tired to care well.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
You're a beautiful minimal Oh, thank you so much, welcome
so much.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Let's argue. Okay, do you still have the piano available?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
I'm taking a twenty k for.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
It is five thousand. Okay. My daughter wants to learn
piano and this would mean so much to her. U.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
This is the Steinway and Suns model K fifty two
that's only ten years old and in brand new condition.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Retail price is over thirty five k.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
You should buy a cheaper brand like a Yamaha if
your daughter is just starting to learn to play piano.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
This is my daughter's dream. Please, I'm a single mother.
I can't afford it.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
I'm sorry, but I can't sell you such an expensive
item for a quarter of the price. You can find
one hundred to two hundred dollars pianos or keyboards online.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
If your child really wants to learn, I'm.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Gonna report you to Craigslist. You're a selfish bitch. Fuck you,
that's what happens.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
That's what what is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
What is wrong with people? That's so twenty k? It's
a thirty five thousand dollars piano. Yeah, this is a
inquirrily way a certain brand. It's ten years only serious
inquiries only you can buy.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
He's being helpful. You can buy Yamaha for one hundred
two dollars. You fucking bitch, fuck you, fuck you people
are so self righteous. Okay, this one's really short. You
could just be gray. Okay, okay, good morning. Is this available?
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Yes? It is available? Are you interested?
Speaker 8 (29:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Nope? Thanks for asking?
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
God, why are so grey?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah? Eazy out there? Wo that's so good? All right?
And the next one? Okay gray, okay?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Oh? Is this ford available?
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yes? It is. Would you like to come in take
a look at it?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I would? Are you firm on the price I can offer?
Eighteen hundred?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Eighteen hundred? Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yes, this is a generous offer. You said the lock
on the sleeper shell is broken. With that in mind,
I want to offer less.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
The list price was thirty eight hundred, though the truck's
value is for five thousands, so it is already severely discounted.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I can't take less than thirty eight hundred.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Come on, please, your truck isn't worth that much. I
could do nineteen fifty. That's the money I have. Please,
I really want the truck. Your truck isn't worth thirty
eight hundred. Hello, I can do nineteen fifty. It's for
my son. He needs a truck for college. Text me back, geez,
I was driving.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Look, I can't go below asking.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
I'm selling a car for what I owe on it,
so that's the lowest I can sell it for.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh well, just give the bank eighteen hundred and you
can keep making payments on it.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
What Just so it's clear, you want me to give
the bank eighteen hundred, give you the truck and keep
making payments on a truck that.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
I no longer have.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yes, please? Can you.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Absolutely not? That's not how any of this works. You
realized you wouldn't receive your title if you did that?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Why why not?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Look, you should go talk to a bank and learn
a basic understanding about how car loans work. I'm going
to refuse your offer, but thank you for showing interest
in my chuck.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I hope you have a wonderful day. But how will
my son get to school? Hey? I could do two thousand, fine, jerk,
Only pussies drive automatics anyway, That's not true. I'd drive
an automatic.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yeahs.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Wow, this is here's my problem. People like that should
be in jail.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I mean, jail is a little harsh, but there's a
lot of them out there.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
I don't know out there.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Because to me, to me, that's like emotionally reckless.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Maybe they should have an emotionally reckless prison, right right.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
We're not doing federal, we're not doing like, we're just
doing the special. It's a special. You just don't get
to act in any way that you want to act.
That's that's what I mean. Like in this emotionally uh
what did I call it? I already forgot emotionally reckless jail,
(32:23):
you will uh get the emotional ship meeting out of
you to read wire your brain in a correct way
to act in society as most normal people.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
So like boot camp.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
It's like boot camp for adults that were raised by
other idiots. And we have all the evidence right here,
so we may the cops show up. Yeah, we're like, uh,
you're a reckless idiot.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Are you, Ralph?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah? Yeah, wow to jail. And then you get so
angry at this man. Yeah, and then you name called
and then you name called. Not only did you offer
him a bad deal you name called you verbally abused him.
Not even bad deal, you gas. It doesn't even make
any sense. No, I need you to go to the bank. Yeah,
(33:16):
you try to get into business with him and screw
him financially, emotionally, all these things. That's my problem with people.
People literally just do whatever the fuck they want to do.
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Here's another short one. Okay, great, go ahead, Greg.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Are you selling the thirty inch TV? No?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Sorry, I sold it a few days ago.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
How about two hundred?
Speaker 3 (33:37):
I already sold it. Sorry, I literally do not have it.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Don't waste my time. And then and then like, don't
waste my time, Like I just wait, He's like, I
don't have it about two fifty.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I told you it's solid. About two hundred. No, dude,
I literally don't even have these like to waste my time? Wow?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Yeah, you have the right to remain silent, and you
need sir.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Eve been a reckless idiot, emotionally reckless idiot. Yeah. Yeah,
you're done.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
You're done.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
You're doing at least like six to nine months. Yeah, yeah,
say goodbye. Your family looks like training, yes, yeah, Orville
and Queenie. Yeah, they're acting like assholes. I'm literally dropping
them off to go get two weeks of training. I
always think about like, we're probably, you know, the competent.
The competent. I guess it's there's a percentage like anything.
(34:42):
It's like, I don't think I think there's more the
this in the world.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yeah, I believe there's more of.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
This in the world. That's why it's constantly like, why
is it my my cable setup correct? Why is that
breaking already? Why is it? It's because people aren't competent. Yeah,
they're all a bunch of fucking idiots. Good stuff. Yeah,
it's crazy, but not everyone. I'd say seventy.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Wow, Okay, let's go the next one.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
All right, what.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Okay, you can you can? Uh, I'll read the first
and then you do.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Here we go. Okay, was just trapped on the escalator
for hours?
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Power went off?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Wait, why didn't you just walk down the escalator? Then?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
L could it stop working?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
An escalator is just moving steps? L Oh, yeah, so
it is lol, l ol did you mean elevator?
Speaker 3 (35:47):
No escalator?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
So she just stopped. She's like, oh, you guys are
working on it.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
It stopped.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
No, No, I don't know. I will wait here, thank you?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
What do you mean you got stuck on ital You
mean elevator? You got stuck on no escalator?
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Escalator? The power went off, but got stuck.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Girl? Just straight to jail. Okay, let's see, are you and.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Mcat?
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Riley is real sick and she is really old and
she needs to be put to sleep.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
My mom says it costs two hundred dollars. Anyone know
a good vet for cheaper? Oh? I'm sorry, babe, Oh Riley,
I will miss her? Did you try China Star?
Speaker 8 (36:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
How much do they cost? Jesus David? And then David says,
pretty cheap. I think they might even do it for free.
Here is the number, David. You're unbelievable, David.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
They said they were a buffet.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Is that the right number? She called? I think so
you might want to bring Riley straight to this place. Okay,
thanks David. Oh my god, that's fucked up, David.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
David.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Ann's an idiot, idiot, and you're reckless, emotional asshole, and
this little naive idiot's going to take her cat. And yeah,
but guess who's going to prison? The both of them,
both of them, the both of them, straight away. She's
not going to do as much time. She'll be in
for like a week or two. She just has to
learn that. Like China Star. Well, first of all, people
(37:35):
don't eat cats.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
There's that.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
And you can't believe anybody on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
No, yeah, even David.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
And if it's a food restaurant, don't believe them.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
It's most likely not a vet.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Here's your brain and there's your brain. And is that it?
Speaker 3 (37:57):
I think that was it?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
That's it. Wow, what a time.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
So that was just this dive into the ridiculousness of
human beings.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Yep, great, God, yeah, we're doing great.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
We're doing great. I love these little episodes. So just
to reiterate that ship statue, lipstain, cheek stay, we love them. Yeah,
we love them. And a lot of companies now have
these too, so I know that. I just remember benefit
and that's it. Oh, this is the one. This is
the TikTok one, This all over TikTok.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Maybe I have no idea how I'll keep getting ads
for different so I know that different companies.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
I'm sure anytime somebody does something, everybody.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
It's so pretty on your lips. Oh great, it'll be
there all day.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Oh, great. Oh, it looks like it was suck amount
of chat it. I know, it looks like I ate
a popsicle, a big stick, A big stick, a big
old stick. I will be I will be in the pool,
popsicle in my face off.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
You're gonna be just floating around.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
I'm so excited, popsicling your face off, popsicling my face off.
Just with the orange belly. Yeah, just with my big belly.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
So it's all tanning it. Getting some vitamin D on
his little vitamin D.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
It was really cute. Yeah, I saw it in the
sonogram you did. How big is it? Oh, it's so well,
he only weighs two pounds. How funny.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
It's like a baby chick.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
I know. I have a little heart doppler that I
lay in bed and I listened to his little heartbeat. Well,
I love him. I love him too. I know I
can't wait. Everybody loves him. He's gonna be right here,
just on the podcast, bouncing on my knee. Oh my god.
We should get little baby things and just like say,
like the touch up cute little onesies, little onesies, so cute.
(39:55):
This was fun.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
I had a great time.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
I know, this was so fun. I had a great time.
Thanks for stopping bye guys, See you, Lada, see Lada.
Thank you guys so much for tuning in to The
touch Up Podcast. Please follow us on Instagram at the
touch Up Podcast. Follow us on TikTok at the touch Up.
If you have any beauty questions, give us a ring
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See you later.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
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