May 14, 2025 • 41 mins
This week we TOUCHUP on dating, our fave glosses, and what glam we are doing for the ACM Awards. Just more best friend banter. Tarryn and Mari are back for another BFFFFFFF episode! Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Get a little sad up.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hi, am Karen, I'm Marie, and you're listening to.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
We hope you're picking up what we're putting down. Oh
should I be Aerosmith? Should be Stephen Tyler? Oh? Yeah,
should be adorable? That is adorable.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm Steven Tyler. Oh my god, I never have done
this before. Pretty Murphy Man.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
She was so beautiful. What a sad story that was
all that was all drugs, drugs. Yeah, and then he
died too. So he died too. He died right after her,
the same night, no after after. Yeah. But she was
a drub drub up drug abic.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
She was a drug abbic, a classic classic drug abbic.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, that's I mean that the drugs will get you.
They get you every time. The drums. Yeah, there's so
many people from my high school that died of drubs.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
There's so many people from my high school that also
died of drubs.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I think I wonder if that's everyone's town.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
They just have stt like I think, the drums will
get you.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah. If the rhythm's not going to get you, the
drums will get the rhythm. The rhythm. You know what.
The rhythms didn't get me I got.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I got to call outs on our Brooke Eden Line
dancing performance. What do you mean, you know, just a
couple like I saw that you didn't really do too great, saw.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
That you kind of failed it. Boys, Oh, who gives
a fuck?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Are you trying to bang them? Is it a bangering?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I think I'm trying to bring.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Everybody to hear that march with everybody sign up.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You're like a karaoke round. Just put your name in.
Then just put your name in the hat and we'll see. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I think it was like a flirty kind of thing though.
But and then I really watch it, I go it
wasn't my findest mo. It wasn't my best work. But
we had four minutes to do this choreography.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
So who cares? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I've already moved one other choreography.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I've messed up. Oh I'm still on the I'm stuck
on this, so I'm ready to move on. Though.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I think I just needed to get it out vocally
and talk about it for a second that that was
not my finest performance.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I am a dancer.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh yeah, well you know, and also fuck you, but
it was it was an endearing way they were flirting,
you know, and like little boys girls hair.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yes, yes, it wasn't in like you suck.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
That was just it was like, oh oh, so you
had a hard time with that choreography?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Were you like?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, well I'm not good standing up?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
And then and then I said, I said, motherfucker, I said,
And then I explained myself and then I said, you
little motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
And he said, why don't you get over here and
take it out on me? Wait? Is this bartender? No,
we can go through the list right now. Huh.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I know, because I don't know which one you're talking. Yeah,
it's so fun, kay.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I went out with uh Catherine, Yeah, Catherine Hall uh huh.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
And she's like and she's stunning, like every all these
women in my life are so beautiful.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
So I know her status?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Can we discuss it? I don't know. She's not here.
Can we call her? Can we put her on so
she could talk about it? Should we do that? I
would be like, I want to know your status? Okay,
we'll tell you back in London. We could put her on.
Uh No, she's in she's in Florida right now, living
with him. Okay, that's I think that's all. I need
to know.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Okay, she came back from London.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
She hasn't moved there yet. She has a flat. She
pays her a flat.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
The her job establishment is that what we call it
work establishment? Yeah, her office, her jofice kind.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Of fucked up, told her that it would be easier
to get like her whole bank and visa and all that.
They were like, it's gonna but it's taking a lot longer.
Everything's taking a lot longer. So now it's like another
six months that they're paying for the flat. She's getting
reimbursed for everything. So in the meantime, she went from
New York to LA and then LA to Sarasota, Florida,
(04:35):
where she lives with ex boyfriend. Boyfriend, said dude, said dude,
said dude, I met on the boat.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yes, who looks like Dennis right, said Fred? Yes, yes, okay,
yeah all right.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
So anyway, She's like, I don't know how you do
it when you go out. I'm like, I think that
men just sense the rizzy singleness. Oh they can smell
it some like miles away, because it's just like shit
every time. Yeah, and she goes and you attract the
(05:09):
tallest people I've ever seen you do. There's always the
tallest people. She goes bouncy, so they're all the way
up there she was. There was like four of them
that night that were like six six and above, like tall.
We went into mother's ruin. There were two guys that
were like six nine. There's always hot guys that mother's
run oh, and they're just like and you were just like, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Too tall, too tall.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I won't ever go yeah, I won't go six six
six six six is my cut off?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, I would say six yeah, six' nine is that's,
like that's, like what AM i supposed to do with?
You what AM i supposed to do with?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You? That, also, like you're not going to live that,
long probably because you have. Gigantism do you think, so oh.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You're like a.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Mastiff sadly you're only in a nine years, yes oh, no.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah you're like a Massive, yeah you're like a great. Day.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah. Yeah everyone knows they don't have a long life. Life,
well you're a, guy so you're already not gonna live that. Long,
YEAH i.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Know do you remember the basketball player that was six
nine THAT i kind of hung out with her?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Second, yeah he was too. TALL i THINK i think
he's on his way. Out LAST i heard that he's
on his way. Out yeah he was fifty. One oh,
yeah fifty. One what's? Stamina what's?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Stamina there's a lot of boys out. There there's a
lot of really beautiful girls. Though that's, LIKE i think
there's more beautiful girls out there than there.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Are that is.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Correct there are more single women than there are single.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Men, yeah that's hard out there for a gangster like. Men,
yeah for a pimp like, me, YEAH i. Know, yeah oh,
man it was hard for. Me, yeah BUT i don't want,
it LIKE i don't really, SERIOUSLY i don't want to
be with, Anybody LIKE i don't want a.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
BOYFRIEND i just want to, date Like Harry. Pratch do
you remember how they all did.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
That, yeah they dated for like a couple of, months
like the same, person and then it would, fizzle and
then it would.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Fizzle, yeah and then you're kind of onto the next and.
Samples you're, like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
That's how you get to know. People but people just
go one time or two, times one, time one, time.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh you know, what that's such a. Thing guys just
want to hang out once or, twice and you're, like
you really only just you only want to have sex
with me like once or once.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
TWICE i, mean however they all keep coming. Back oh,
yeah because three times a. Lady, yeah because she's a
three times a. LADY i need to know who all is.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Going, okay we'll talk about, it just in Case pam's
listening to those right.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Now Oh pam doesn't. Know, no don't think she. Listens
pam's got enough on her. Plate, no.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Totally BUT i also feel Like pam is going to just.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Assume, yeah she's like anyone.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
KNEW i was like all of all of, them they're
all they're all, New they're always. New no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
No, no no no no, No.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I'm i'm getting. It i'm hitting it all.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Right uh, look, no hold on a. Second, LOOK i
see you. Clearly. OKAY i feel like we don't see.
Eye maybe we don't look. THERE i think we have
different views on a lot of things we. DO i
(08:43):
can't see why you don't.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Understand i've been looking for a reason for you to
understand WHAT i.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
SEE i was looking in this in the mirror this,
morning AND i THINK i need to go do some
kind of like. Treatment oh, okay, yeah or maybe an eye.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Lift AND i have a vision the other, day, oh
right right by fright and it.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Was a half a, facelift and it was just a little.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
LIKE i couldn't really, see LIKE i couldn't really see
WHAT i was looking.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
At LIKE i know they could see better than. Me
probably you were.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Probably, like do you see WHAT i?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
See and THEN i, said do you see WHAT i?
See do you? SEE i? See there's the, road the?
Roads the road ahead of us is.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Oh oh, grim, yeah it's also it's also.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Grim that was really. Negative what is your? Vision is
it twenty TWENTY i?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
HAVE i don't have twenty twenty. Vision oh, yeah nor
DO i. Know i'm nearsighted with a stigmatism on each.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Eye oh really one is.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Uh sticky and the left one is definitely a little.
Stigmatism AND i, think mm, hmmm because WHEN i WHEN
i went to the eye, doctor they had told, me
which is new for, Me ACTUALLY i only had one
stiggy and Now i've got a stigmatism.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
In both both of.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
These, Oh i'm so sorry about. THAT i, MEAN i have,
TO i have, TO i need my. READERS i, Mean
i'm really looking forward to what my eyes turned into
in my like, seventies right or? Eighties, like what's AM
i going to be completely? Blind Because i'm having a
hard time right?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Now?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Carrots oh, yeah is that?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
It that's? It if we eat too much, shrimp do
we turn? Pink Like? Flamingoes who said? That, well you
Know flamingos are pink because they eat, shrimp? Right? No, yes, no, yes, no, yes.
Wow NO i didn't know that at. ALL i had no.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Idea, yeah that's that's. Fact that's.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Factual they eat, shrimp so many, shrimp all the. Shrimp
that's their. Diet. Shrimp that's why they're. Pink flamingos eat. Shrimp.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Correct this is WHERE i wish we had a producer
that we could just, say can you fact check that for?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Me can we?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Can?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
We we?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Do luckily we do right over? There oh, okay can
we get a little fact?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Check it's just, Yep, oh it's just it's. True, wow
that is. WILD i can't even see, that you, KNOW
i don't understand how you.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
CAN'T i, well, no, yeah, no totally.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
CRAZY i love learning new. THINGS i love when we
learn new. Things, right here's your here's your thing, today.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
My one my one THING i? Learned, oh, okay, right
have you been watching any cool?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Shows? Oh let me think real. Quick did you White?
Lotus did you do The last Of?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Us remember we already? Did The last Of? Us is
the one with the little girl?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Boy, yeah, okay, girl she's. Tough she's a tough. COOKIE
i can't really. Tell she's so tough that.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
It's hard to, tell like very, rowdiness very and then
she gets like hardcore fucking zombie.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Killing you can't live.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
In a world of zombie and not just by, nature
be forced to turn into a complete killing.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Machine bad.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Bitch, sure how do you think you would? Do, Oh
i'd get? Killed, YEAH i think so, Well i'd.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
GO i don't.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
KNOW i think you would be like everybody has its,
Role LIKE i see you as the role of.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Producer, YEAH i figure you make the lists for, Everybody
like everybody has their.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Job.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
CORRECT i figure out everybody's weaknesses and, strengths AND i
put everybody in their, place AND i cook all the
meals and everyone.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Protects me SO i don't.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Die, YEAH i keep the ship.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Going, yes?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Exactly which which Is it's kind of like like you're,
Safe you're. Good it's kind of like being the whore
In western, civilizations LIKE i would back in the you,
know Like, cowboy Like WESTERN i would be a prostitute
one hundred. Percent, oh they never really, died like there'ld
always be a shootout in the.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
In the streets and like people like, exactly there's.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
A lot Of, yeah and there was a lot of
their lifespan was a lot longer than your uh you
know if you're on the streets doing boom boom.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Games, yeah doing boom boom. Games who do you think
what position do you THINK i would have in a
ZOMBIE a POSCAS i think you would be one of
the front. Men, Wow, YEAH i don't want.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
To OH i because of my, biceps you would think
THAT i.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Could, yeah it's giving.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
In The Walking, dead the main dudes later in the,
season partner who has that crazy, sword.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
The hot black. CHICK i was just gonna, say the black, Chick, Marshaan.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yes with the, Sword, yeah and the crop. Top, yeah
that's what it's. Giving, WELL i.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Am more looking forward to If i'm going to be
in a zombie apocalypse for the wardrobe, alone LIKE i love.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Like give me like a broken in leather jacket with.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Some look like for the fashion fashion like little booty
short but like cargo booty shorts and like crop top
but all the same monochromatic kind of earthy, tones you, know,
effortless like kind of like just rough beach, hair just
a little. Miscara, yeah, HUT i need a. GUN i
(14:54):
need a gun IF i had IF i had, One, no,
Okay i've shot a gun something in my. EYE i
need a. GUN i would like to start. Carrying, actually
it's something That i've been wanting to do for a long.
TIME i need to go to the RANGE i need
to get BUT i would like to start.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Carrying, OH i.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Don't know IF i want to do, that BUT i
would like to know how.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
To use a. Gun, yeah everyone.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Should if you, DON'T i feel like the reason Why
i'm afraid of them is BECAUSE i don't know how
to use.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Them, yeah, well we can just go to a range
and just. Practice.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah, yeah do you carry mace with me on my
runs through The, yeah, mace AND i have a. Knife. Good,
YEAH i have a knife And i'm not afraid to use. It,
Good i'm not afraid to use, it But i'm a
little afraid to use.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Right, WELL i feel like if you just wear your googly.
Eyes nobody will fuck.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
With you if we just walk around life like.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
This, yeah who's gonna fuck With nobody's gonna fuck with?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Us what do you you?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Want you really want to mess with? This you don't
think YOU i don't think you. DO i don't think
you know what you're up for and what you're getting it. Into,
LOOK i we're. Tough back, off stay, away that's. It
say the fuck.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Away unless you want to get close and have a
really great, conversation right because.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
We have a lot of stuff to.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Say Where if you're here for just good, vibes come, close.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Come, clown come close to.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Us Oil it is a box and lip.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oil OH i love BO i Love buxo, too and
this fucking lip oil is just CAN i check it? Out?
Yeah of.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Course were they kind enough to send you a bunch
of beautiful?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Oils? Yes, yeah it's just really. Nice we love an. Oil,
well they're so nice and.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Moisturizing, yeah and they don't feel like?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Shit are they a plumper as? WELL a little?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
BIT i, know because that's what they're kind of known.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
For.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah all their glosses are DEFINITELY i got. It they
send a bunch of glasses.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Too, OH i FEEL i feel like. SLIGHT i think
that's the, whole just a tiny, bit because some of
them are pretty. Intense their glosses are. Wild, yeah like
plumping all right out of. Hand, yeah a little too
much for.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
You it JUST i THINK i feel like it adds
something to the gloss that makes it like cakey.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Quicker oh, okay that's Why.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I'm a fan of an oil more than a, gloss.
Okay Or i'm a little more picky with a gloss.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Personally do you know what was really fun for?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Me you know, what, like what's such a treat for
me to watch you Glam Miss?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Trishayearwood? Yeah, Really, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
We don't get to see our colleagues really work. Ever
sit there for an. HOUR i mean you banged her.
Out it was an hour and a half banger, out
banger rang bang bang or rang. Bangerrang because people who
do that whole Like, Tay i'm, like, Well i've done
her so, much and also that for me WHEN i
do her BECAUSE i stepped in OR i just came
(17:49):
to watch you for WHEN i have to step in
when you WHEN i take.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Maternity, Leave mari's going to take over and Do Miss
Trisha yearwood and whoever else.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Needs me for.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Anything, YEAH i, MEAN i don't know how Long i'll take.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Off we don't.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Know could be it could be three, months it could
be three. YEARS i just never go. Back you're, like
this is, it this is? It, yeah you do a
whole you Open, no now you're a. Mom so now
you're going to. Start your mind's going to be, thinking
and you're going to be inventing a lot of baby
things and coming up with a whole.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Branding who knows.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
With You, FELDMAN i, KNOW i, KNOW i don't. KNOW
i know when you dive into, something.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Hope AND i don't go into a deep dark. Depression
you're not going.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
To, okay let's just keep saying. That let's just keep
kind of like we're going to manifest that for. Yourself,
yeah your eyeballs are a little won't you put them?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Close?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Well, no they're, Cute yeah they. Aren't they are as they. Are, Yeah,
YEAH i just manifest that for. YOURSELF i already have
ideas of THINGS i want to.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Do what do you want to? Do? TERRIBLE i don't
want to talk about it to the. PEOPLE i don't
want anybody to take my fucking ideas.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Oh, baby business. Ideas she already has business. Ideas oh
there she, goes, yeah well she. Goes, wow oh, WOW.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I can barely get up out of fucking, Bed. Dispelly,
yeah it was it like that for you to.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Remember, yeah at the, END i can't do. It i'm
in my third trimester. Officially, Congratulations i've.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Got uh like two ish more? Months, yeah all A
May hall Of. June that's. Nothing feels Like i'm, like
how AM i gonna do?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
This he's. Moving this fool moves so. Much OH i
need to FEEL i haven't felt him. Yet, oh baby,
Boy i'll have some sugar or. Something what's his name, Again?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Brian wouldn't that be funny IF i was Like Jeff?
Lewis Who's Jeff?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Lewis is that a? Comedian he's a big gay like. Designer,
Yeah Jeff, lewis he has a. Show he's a. CUNT
i don't want to name my, kid okay yeah, yeah
not a nice.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Guy Yeah, No i'm sure like he would be fun in,
person but he's just kind of a. Gun, sure, sure,
sure sure. YEAH aj put all the baby furniture?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Together is he so? Excited? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah OH aj is more excited THAN i.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Am you're when the baby's, here you're gonna BE i,
KNOW i just. Can't i'm, well you're working so.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Hard you're you're at the, office you're clocked, in you're,
working you are, NonStop twenty four hours a, day seven
days of fucking, week clocked.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
In so where he's, like, OH i can't wait to
take him on the, road or, like you, know he
has all these like things he's thinking, about And i'm,
LIKE i. Can't i'm still just, like how DO i
get to forty weeks and then how DO i?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Deliver?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah that's Where i'm. At, YEAH i can't go anywhere past.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
That that's, okay stay right, There, yeah stay right.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
THERE i haven't thought about really anything.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Else, okay, okay. Good YEAH i. Can't you Can't what
do you, mean what do you? Mean? Yeah, yeah, YEAH i.
CAN'T i have to stay right here. Too. YEAH i
can't really think too too far. AHEAD i don't like
to think really. ANYMORE i know it's, hard you. KNOW
i just want to get up and just float through.
(21:20):
Life are you going to the A? SAMs? Yes who
are you?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Doing Mister Brandtley gilbert and his sweet Wife amber and
Then Brittany kelly her.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Hair oh, yeah, Good, YEAH i love. That, YEAH i
might be. Going now who are you going? With? Gabby? Great?
Yeah are you okay with? That flying and said you're.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Good, Yeah i'll be like thirty. Weeks, okay you're, fine twenty,
nine twenty nine, weeks you're. Fine, Yeah i'll be. Fine,
yeah one hundred. Percent, Literally i'm just waiting for them
to confirm. Everything let's have.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
It you want to have a little, Dinner.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah let's have a dinner the day before Because i'm
gonna try and fly out after the award.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Show i'll be there the. Sevenths, Okay i'll be there the.
Seventh you'll probably go the, seventh and then maybe we.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Can do it inn in the seventh late at, night
and then maybe and then we did The witch and
then you.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Will fly at the. Night yeah on the, Eighth i'm
gonna fly night.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Early.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah oh, YEAH i have to come back Because I'm Melissa.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Jonahat are you Doing Melissa, Jonahat i'm Doing Melissa jonahart
yeah morrow.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Morning, yeah you're gonna Do melissa around. Morning you know
Who I'm And i'm Doing Shoe. Crow we did a
little flippy. Floppy that explains it. All that explains it.
All that explains it. All, yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Flippity floppery At cheryl AND i, do.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
But, no She's Cheryl. One so who's doing Doing Cheryl? One? Yeah?
Uh and THEN i gotta go To. Miami what's In?
Miami Will?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Smith Willis smith's music? Video is he shooting in the music? Video,
Yeah i'm Called welcome back To. Miami welcome back To. Miami, welcome.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Welcome. Back we're Back. Miami and it's a little different
but the.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Same, Yeah, Yeah Will smith love. HIM i liked him
even when he Smacked Kevin.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Hart, well it Wasn't Kevin. Hart it Was Chris. ROCK
i didn't like him when he did. THAT i didn't
like him when he did it Was Kevin. Hart, no
it Was Chris, rock was?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
It? Yeah, okay nobody would Slap Kevin.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Hart nobody Protect Kevin hart at no.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
COSTS i thought maybe nobody would Smack Chris rock, Either but.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
But he got. Smacked but he got fucking. Smacked but
there's no way That Will smith would Have Kevin.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Hart he's so, precious five, feet he's, five he's of jockey's,
eye he's of jockey and they're precious and.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Would would have flown off the. Stage, yes we we just.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Gone oh yeah, yeah maybe that's Not Chris, Rap, yeah
that's your chrig Rapt.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Smith yeah that, yeah still a Little Morgan. Freeman they
all kind of are a.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Little BIT i think You, yeah you're, yea, yeah it's
all that was a little.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, yeah Little John Va oh my. God.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, NO i could care less About Will.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Smith, OKAY i could care less About Will smith as.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Well, yeah so what's way more About Chris rock THAN.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
I do ABOUT i care way more About Kevin. Hart, Chris,
yeah to be, Fair, yeah what are you doing In?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Miami Uh reese has a little premiere moment for something?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
PRECIOUS i don't. KNOW i don't. Remember do you get
to go to the beach and, Offers, No i'm literally flying,
in going to the, hotel doing her glamor? Leaving, okay
how do you feel about flying these? DAYS i feel
fine about.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
It you're so, brave AM I you've been talking To
chris too.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
MUCH i don't like flying? Anyway you know that about?
ME i don't.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Know, OH i like come across LIKE i got my ship,
together LIKE i fly BECAUSE i.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Fly, right we all travel so much.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
For, Work SO i, FLY i, Fly i'm, Confident i'm,
fine and the INSIDE i am a, terrified little shaking.
Chihuahua oh really, yeah, still, yeah my anxiety gets really. Bad.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Turbulence the chances of you dying by plane are very.
Slim they're they're they're less than dying by. Car you're
more likely to die by.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Car. Facts, yeah, facts we all know. THIS i know.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
This it's just the not being in, control say not
over nine to eleven has nothing?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Else what do you hold it on to? Trauma do
you want to? Unpack it's nothing to. Do i'm so
much better WHEN i have a. Buddy, OKAY i THINK
i need a buddy.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
System When i'm by, myself if there's really sevi, TURBULENCE
i will grab on to my, neighbor.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Even if you don't know. Them, yes oh, okay, yeah
there was like oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
No many of Times i've like and everyone's been so,
Kind they're, like it's, okay it's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Okay like luckily i've had grown.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Woman yeah it's, okay grown woman with, Child you'll be
okay on a.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Flight, listen There's i'm not the only. One there's billions of. Thousands,
NO i, KNOW i know a lot of people that'll
have stage.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Fright yeah, flight no stage. Flight so one TIME i
got have you had an exit? Row like you just
sat in an exit?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Row? Why it's always a treat because your legs get. Stretched.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah WELL i do it a lot now BECAUSE i
have to get up walk around every thirty.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Minutes.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Sure the last TIME i had an EXIT i was
literally by the.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Window, oh the exit. Row what did you THINK i
was ale? Exit?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah i've definitely done. That, OKAY i don't
mind doing. That, yeah it's nice because you have more leg.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Correct but you've got.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Duties, well so the steward stewardess slight attended was doing
her whole. Spiel, yeah my, guys to let you just
remind you you are in the exit. Aisle AND i
was by the, window and she says to, me do
(27:32):
we feel comfortable blah blah blah blah, blah just say,
yes YadA YadA.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yah AND i went and she, goes hmm, yeah AND i.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
GO i, GO i, mean If i'm going to be,
honest Like i'm, Not i'm gonna freak the fuck out
if anything.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
HAPPENED i am the last person to open this. Door
it's not going to be. Me i'm going to be, crying, peing.
Screaming AND i went holding on to this. MAN i was,
like are you? Prepared AND i thought he would, be
and he.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Was he looked at me and he was like and
she looked at me and she, went, Ma'am i'm gonna
have to move you if you don't agree with AND i, went.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Oh, yeah cool with.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
IT i was, Like i'm cool and she was like you,
good AND i was like, YEAH i was doing a.
Bit and THEN i turned and he turns to me
and he, goes you shouldn't have said. That you should
have said, that AND i go he, goes you gotta
Be he's like that was AND i was, like, Oh
i'm so, sorry so.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Sorry so then HE i thought he was mad at.
Me he was like an older. Gentleman he not speaks to,
me and the WHOLE i think it was like to.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
La so he didn't speak to me for four hour four,
hours and then as soon as we're about to, land he's,
like so these are my.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Grandchildren and then started showing. ME i was, like what
you like? Me now you want to like. Me that's.
Weird it's a. Weird people are.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Weird flight people are. Weird people are. Weird flight people are.
Weird just human. Beings, YEAH i don't want to talk
to ANYBODY i get so, LIKE i, DON'T i please.
Don't if it's the right, PERSON i will have a
whole beautiful conversation with you because it makes me feel.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Good it's like my buddy. System so it's making. Me
it's distracting my. Mind if any shap goes, down, YEAH
i can hang onto.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
This AND i have a friend THAT i met on
a plane THAT i see at my Local donaldson ymci Oh, Dylan,
YEAH i Mean i'm on a flight To.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Colorado. Ok, yeah so, cute so cute sing not?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Single oh, okay YEAH i would yeah yeah yeah, yeah
but so, unfortunately but he's very. Cute it was a great.
Conversation we, laughed we, giggled we laughed some, more.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
We laugh we, giggled we laughed. More.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Cute so, yeah so when you're when your duty is
to open the door in the exit, aisle you have
to say.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
YES i feel comfortable if you say no at, all
like they'll they're going to move.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
You do you ever have awkward like bathroom poop encounters.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
In?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Public, yeah, no like it's a single bathroom and somebody
walks in after you and you know they know what you.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Did not, really, oh not in a long. Time well it's.
Twice it's happened to. Me, oh you're just going around pooping.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Everywhere WELL i had karma CAUSE i there was another
guy at my gym That i've seen him there for six.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Years he works.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
There he's a, young quiet, boy and he was walking
out AND i was going to walk. In he looked
at me, like and we've never had a. Conversation it's
just like we say. Hi but he looked at me,
like damn, it you're about To AND i walked in
AND i was, LIKE i know you're, stinky, stinky little
secret now.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Because it was.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Bad it was, really really, bad really. Bad and now
WHEN i see, him we just kind of it's not the.
Same it will never be the.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Same AND i told people the, story AND i.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Like because you, know whatever is, Disgusting and then you
know what happened to me?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yesterday what it happened to. Me it happened to.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
ME i didn't go to the bathroom BEFORE i left
to go to the gym AND i you, know we're
on point every single. Morning i'm nice and consistent and
scheduled and routined And i'm working out And i'm, like
oh it hit me and go into the.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Bathroom hot, Dude hot, Dude cute. Dude cute.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Dude was probably, like, yeah she was, hot but she's
but she's.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Nasty because it was it was a Bad it was bad.
One it was a bad. One it was one of my. Worst,
yeah it was one of my.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Worst oh, no so that was my karma for going
around telling telling my friends about homies stinky stink old stinky.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Stinky But, joe it's a bad feeling because, like and
you know, what like you think about it all, yeah all.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Day i'm, Like i'll never, Like i'm not coming back from.
That it's never gonna be the. Same it's never gonna
be the. Same AND i tried to cover it up
and LIKE i came out AND i was, like oh my,
god that bathroom was so, Bad like wasn't.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Me you, know whoever smells, it don't. It that never.
Works it doesn't. Work it doesn't. Work. Wow and there
was no for. Breeze, well of, course.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Not, also then it's like poop poopy for.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Breeze, yeah and it's the poop.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Bathroom you, know it's not like there's like bathrooms in
the other, hallway but they were being. Clean so there's
like the double doors and there's a locker with, everyone
and these are just like two single it's the poop.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Bathroom. Damn, well then you kind of know what you. Expect. Yeah,
TRUE i wonder if he pooped in my poop. BATHROOM
i wonder if you just, Listen you're never gonna sleep
with the those.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
People, no that's, okay, okay ruined the, chance really, though
maybe maybe maybe you don't know that about. You you
don't say, never, okay never say.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Never, okay, yeah, fine, FINE i was just doing basic.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Math, sure, SURE i see, You, YEAH i see. YOU
i was just doing basic. Cool, okay all. RIGHT i
mean your products you love right. Now your hair looks.
GREAT i love that little thing that little.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
BUNS i bought so many those are so cute Because
I'm i'm letting my hair grow long SO i can
look like a sister.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Wife that's my birth. Plan, beautiful people, go what's your birth?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Plan i'm, like, Oh i'm just gonna grow my hair
out like c section or naw. DRAW i, LIKE i
don't think you heard. Me i'm growing my hair. OUT i,
think what do you not understand about? THAT i think
IT'S i think it's a great, plan like the healthiest.
One SO i bought a bunch of these like, cute
we'll link them on our link treeka cute like little.
(33:47):
Hairpins they're, adorable they're. Twisting, yeah they're better for your
hair than a rubber. Band, yes and Sometimes i'm not
into a. Scrunchy, well and they look chic, chic, right
scrunchies are not. Chic there's NOTHING i will never wear
a scrunchy. Ever, Ever, ever when the, scrunchy when the
scrunchy came, BACK i hated. IT i liked it for
(34:07):
a gym or, home but like there was no, Like
i'm just not That i'm.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
This i'm not That i'm not a scrunchy. Girl i'm a. That,
YEAH i could do it. THAT i got beautiful gold.
ONES i.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Thank you for the people were excited, anyway so.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
GREAT i want to do like a little, hall like
A Dollar, general Like walgreens hall of products that are beautiful.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Incomparable walgreen Or. Dollar walgreens is.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Dope let me tell, You i've found some good stuff
At Dollar, general, ma'am the ingredients and.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Everything, Sure, okay all, Right.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
I'm talking like an eyebrow. Pencil, okay it's Like La
looks or something like. That that's two.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Dollars like if you're in a, pinch if you're in a, pinch.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
If you're traveling and you need like something, great little
thin tipped eyebrow, pencils their little nail.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
POLISHES i really really like you bought like seven of
not the same, Color, YES i, did not the same.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Color, yeah AND i bought a lipliner that was kind
of like it's so smooth and.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Lighty. Yeah it was two dollars and fifty. Cents. Wow
and like what's in it probably the same thing that's in. Petroleum.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Petroleum, yeah oh my. God you know WHAT i learned this.
Weekend agana had a whole debate about.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
IT i forget what the chemical is.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Called it's basically like a version of formaldehyde or something like.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
That it's in.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Coffee it happens when things get really hot when it's being.
Made meths no metal crystal crystal, meth but like, oats
oatmeal has it in. It it's like any when you
make the, bee everything has to get really hot and
so it just like.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Develops so.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
When you brew coffee and it's, hot it like gives off.
This there's not like a ton of, it and you'd
have to drink so much coffee for it to affect.
You But i've been really fucking with instant. ESPRESSO i
put in like a nice. PISTILLO i froth it. Up
it's really. Nice AND aj was, LIKE i mean instant
(36:27):
anything is the. Worst AND i was, like oh damn.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
It.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
LISTEN i mean we can go into it with like.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Microplastics also In american.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Wines do you know how Bad celsius.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Is it's.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
AWFUL i don't drink. THEM i only drink them on
set with. You oh, here this is the only. Time,
okay it just does something to. Me, okay, great especially
when we're shooting two. THINGS i got to Be.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I'm about to go have an espresso.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Exactly i'm about to go have something exactly. Exactly i'm
about to have whatever the fuck is in. There AND
i just.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Did in a lot Of american, wines like from Like,
california And kate just told me round.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Up because of the oh WHAT i, Went holy, shit,
dude that didn't even like cross my.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Mind, yeah because they they spray it on Every.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Now, now we got our, microplastics we got our round,
up we got our, formaldehyde we got our meth of.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Coffee we're not saved from. Anything.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Bro you'd have to literally have your own, farm, yeah
and spray organic pesticides on.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
It, Okay i'm going to get.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
One, then if there's like a really really, rich hot
tattooed farmer.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Out, There i'd, say not even have to be.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Tattooed at this. Point you don't have to be.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
TATTOOED i just always say tattooed before BECAUSE i know you.
Don't you don't have you don't have to have, them
you don't have to have. THEM i don't care about that.
ANYMORE i just like to if if there is a
really really just tartled, yes it's just, farm take care of.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
You and also IF i ever need, money yeah it's,
yeah but Also i'm going to take care of you so.
Hard gee my, Dress.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Genie yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH i do know.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
YOU i, know So I'M i Think i'm into farmers hot.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
HOT i don't know there's a dating app just for farmers.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
And maybe they're LIKE i wonder if there's a app
like just For italian girl or just for like like Like. Italians,
yeah loud, mouthballs loud Mouthed New.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yorkers it's called little country boys looking for like a city.
Girl there's got to be.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
That if, Not i'll start it M m BECAUSE i
think they like some some like probably like you, know
a lot of them just like country girls like country.
Folk BUT i love a good cowboy.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Now hell, yeah, yum yum. YUM i love. That i'm
saying that as my father with my children is in
the other. One right, there he's right.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
THERE i can hear him tapping on the oh shut. Out,
well first of, All i'm not, dead.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
True, yes. Yeah, also he thinks people are.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Hot he has such a thing For tina Fe.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
I'm gonna sit on that for a. Second, yeah, okay
he's a.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Thing, okay, Cool, yeah, cool, cool. COOL i look nothing like. Nothing,
also gab at, it have at. It, yeah that's your whole.
Pass go get, Her go get. Her it's a little too,
close because it's. POSSIBLE i don't think so possible he
could beat.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Her that's. Okay, yeah well we're not having a hall.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Pass it's just his he can he can hall pass.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
It. Okay.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Nice, cool you're, cool, Man, yeah you're. Cool i'm going
to be just as cool with my really RICH i will.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
HAVE i don't know who my hall pass, is But
i'll know WHEN i meet.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Him, okay you'll, Know, Yeah i'll.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Know you'll be, like, dude you Fuck tina Fe i'm
gonna go Fuck Woody Howlson Woody. Herelson, no because he's
the same name as White, kid be like.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
A i don't know who would Be we don't know. Yet,
YEAH i don't.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Know who's the guy that loves?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Dogs?
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Oh Party hardy Something. Hardy his last name Is. Hardy
this country.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Singer no fuck fuck, no god.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Fuck, no no, offense But John, Hardy John, Party No John. Harty,
no he's the guy that loves. Dogs oh we should
wrap this. Up, okay all, right we gotta we have
another one. Coming we do so we get to.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Hear thanks for. Stopping.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hi, am Karen, I'm Marie, and you're listening to.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
We hope you're picking up what we're putting down. Oh
should I be Aerosmith? Should be Stephen Tyler? Oh? Yeah,
should be adorable? That is adorable.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm Steven Tyler. Oh my god, I never have done
this before. Pretty Murphy Man.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
She was so beautiful. What a sad story that was
all that was all drugs, drugs. Yeah, and then he
died too. So he died too. He died right after her,
the same night, no after after. Yeah. But she was
a drub drub up drug abic.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
She was a drug abbic, a classic classic drug abbic.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, that's I mean that the drugs will get you.
They get you every time. The drums. Yeah, there's so
many people from my high school that died of drubs.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
There's so many people from my high school that also
died of drubs.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I think I wonder if that's everyone's town.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
They just have stt like I think, the drums will
get you.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah. If the rhythm's not going to get you, the
drums will get the rhythm. The rhythm. You know what.
The rhythms didn't get me I got.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I got to call outs on our Brooke Eden Line
dancing performance. What do you mean, you know, just a
couple like I saw that you didn't really do too great, saw.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
That you kind of failed it. Boys, Oh, who gives
a fuck?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Are you trying to bang them? Is it a bangering?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I think I'm trying to bring.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Everybody to hear that march with everybody sign up.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You're like a karaoke round. Just put your name in.
Then just put your name in the hat and we'll see. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I think it was like a flirty kind of thing though.
But and then I really watch it, I go it
wasn't my findest mo. It wasn't my best work. But
we had four minutes to do this choreography.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
So who cares? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I've already moved one other choreography.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I've messed up. Oh I'm still on the I'm stuck
on this, so I'm ready to move on. Though.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I think I just needed to get it out vocally
and talk about it for a second that that was
not my finest performance.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I am a dancer.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh yeah, well you know, and also fuck you, but
it was it was an endearing way they were flirting,
you know, and like little boys girls hair.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yes, yes, it wasn't in like you suck.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
That was just it was like, oh oh, so you
had a hard time with that choreography?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Were you like?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, well I'm not good standing up?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
And then and then I said, I said, motherfucker, I said,
And then I explained myself and then I said, you
little motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
And he said, why don't you get over here and
take it out on me? Wait? Is this bartender? No,
we can go through the list right now. Huh.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I know, because I don't know which one you're talking. Yeah,
it's so fun, kay.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I went out with uh Catherine, Yeah, Catherine Hall uh huh.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
And she's like and she's stunning, like every all these
women in my life are so beautiful.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
So I know her status?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Can we discuss it? I don't know. She's not here.
Can we call her? Can we put her on so
she could talk about it? Should we do that? I
would be like, I want to know your status? Okay,
we'll tell you back in London. We could put her on.
Uh No, she's in she's in Florida right now, living
with him. Okay, that's I think that's all. I need
to know.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Okay, she came back from London.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
She hasn't moved there yet. She has a flat. She
pays her a flat.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
The her job establishment is that what we call it
work establishment? Yeah, her office, her jofice kind.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Of fucked up, told her that it would be easier
to get like her whole bank and visa and all that.
They were like, it's gonna but it's taking a lot longer.
Everything's taking a lot longer. So now it's like another
six months that they're paying for the flat. She's getting
reimbursed for everything. So in the meantime, she went from
New York to LA and then LA to Sarasota, Florida,
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where she lives with ex boyfriend. Boyfriend, said dude, said dude,
said dude, I met on the boat.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yes, who looks like Dennis right, said Fred? Yes, yes, okay,
yeah all right.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
So anyway, She's like, I don't know how you do
it when you go out. I'm like, I think that
men just sense the rizzy singleness. Oh they can smell
it some like miles away, because it's just like shit
every time. Yeah, and she goes and you attract the
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tallest people I've ever seen you do. There's always the
tallest people. She goes bouncy, so they're all the way
up there she was. There was like four of them
that night that were like six six and above, like tall.
We went into mother's ruin. There were two guys that
were like six nine. There's always hot guys that mother's
run oh, and they're just like and you were just like, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Too tall, too tall.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I won't ever go yeah, I won't go six six
six six six is my cut off?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, I would say six yeah, six' nine is that's,
like that's, like what AM i supposed to do with?
You what AM i supposed to do with?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You? That, also, like you're not going to live that,
long probably because you have. Gigantism do you think, so oh.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You're like a.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Mastiff sadly you're only in a nine years, yes oh, no.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah you're like a Massive, yeah you're like a great. Day.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah. Yeah everyone knows they don't have a long life. Life,
well you're a, guy so you're already not gonna live that. Long,
YEAH i.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Know do you remember the basketball player that was six
nine THAT i kind of hung out with her?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Second, yeah he was too. TALL i THINK i think
he's on his way. Out LAST i heard that he's
on his way. Out yeah he was fifty. One oh,
yeah fifty. One what's? Stamina what's?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Stamina there's a lot of boys out. There there's a
lot of really beautiful girls. Though that's, LIKE i think
there's more beautiful girls out there than there.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Are that is.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Correct there are more single women than there are single.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Men, yeah that's hard out there for a gangster like. Men,
yeah for a pimp like, me, YEAH i. Know, yeah oh,
man it was hard for. Me, yeah BUT i don't want,
it LIKE i don't really, SERIOUSLY i don't want to
be with, Anybody LIKE i don't want a.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
BOYFRIEND i just want to, date Like Harry. Pratch do
you remember how they all did.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
That, yeah they dated for like a couple of, months
like the same, person and then it would, fizzle and
then it would.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Fizzle, yeah and then you're kind of onto the next and.
Samples you're, like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
That's how you get to know. People but people just
go one time or two, times one, time one, time.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh you know, what that's such a. Thing guys just
want to hang out once or, twice and you're, like
you really only just you only want to have sex
with me like once or once.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
TWICE i, mean however they all keep coming. Back oh,
yeah because three times a. Lady, yeah because she's a
three times a. LADY i need to know who all is.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Going, okay we'll talk about, it just in Case pam's
listening to those right.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Now Oh pam doesn't. Know, no don't think she. Listens
pam's got enough on her. Plate, no.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Totally BUT i also feel Like pam is going to just.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Assume, yeah she's like anyone.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
KNEW i was like all of all of, them they're
all they're all, New they're always. New no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
No, no no no no, No.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I'm i'm getting. It i'm hitting it all.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Right uh, look, no hold on a. Second, LOOK i
see you. Clearly. OKAY i feel like we don't see.
Eye maybe we don't look. THERE i think we have
different views on a lot of things we. DO i
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can't see why you don't.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Understand i've been looking for a reason for you to
understand WHAT i.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
SEE i was looking in this in the mirror this,
morning AND i THINK i need to go do some
kind of like. Treatment oh, okay, yeah or maybe an eye.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Lift AND i have a vision the other, day, oh
right right by fright and it.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Was a half a, facelift and it was just a little.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
LIKE i couldn't really, see LIKE i couldn't really see
WHAT i was looking.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
At LIKE i know they could see better than. Me
probably you were.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Probably, like do you see WHAT i?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
See and THEN i, said do you see WHAT i?
See do you? SEE i? See there's the, road the?
Roads the road ahead of us is.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Oh oh, grim, yeah it's also it's also.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Grim that was really. Negative what is your? Vision is
it twenty TWENTY i?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
HAVE i don't have twenty twenty. Vision oh, yeah nor
DO i. Know i'm nearsighted with a stigmatism on each.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Eye oh really one is.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Uh sticky and the left one is definitely a little.
Stigmatism AND i, think mm, hmmm because WHEN i WHEN
i went to the eye, doctor they had told, me
which is new for, Me ACTUALLY i only had one
stiggy and Now i've got a stigmatism.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
In both both of.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
These, Oh i'm so sorry about. THAT i, MEAN i have,
TO i have, TO i need my. READERS i, Mean
i'm really looking forward to what my eyes turned into
in my like, seventies right or? Eighties, like what's AM
i going to be completely? Blind Because i'm having a
hard time right?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Now?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Carrots oh, yeah is that?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
It that's? It if we eat too much, shrimp do
we turn? Pink Like? Flamingoes who said? That, well you
Know flamingos are pink because they eat, shrimp? Right? No, yes, no, yes, no, yes.
Wow NO i didn't know that at. ALL i had no.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Idea, yeah that's that's. Fact that's.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Factual they eat, shrimp so many, shrimp all the. Shrimp
that's their. Diet. Shrimp that's why they're. Pink flamingos eat. Shrimp.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Correct this is WHERE i wish we had a producer
that we could just, say can you fact check that for?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Me can we?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Can?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
We we?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Do luckily we do right over? There oh, okay can
we get a little fact?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Check it's just, Yep, oh it's just it's. True, wow
that is. WILD i can't even see, that you, KNOW
i don't understand how you.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
CAN'T i, well, no, yeah, no totally.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
CRAZY i love learning new. THINGS i love when we
learn new. Things, right here's your here's your thing, today.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
My one my one THING i? Learned, oh, okay, right
have you been watching any cool?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Shows? Oh let me think real. Quick did you White?
Lotus did you do The last Of?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Us remember we already? Did The last Of? Us is
the one with the little girl?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Boy, yeah, okay, girl she's. Tough she's a tough. COOKIE
i can't really. Tell she's so tough that.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
It's hard to, tell like very, rowdiness very and then
she gets like hardcore fucking zombie.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Killing you can't live.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
In a world of zombie and not just by, nature
be forced to turn into a complete killing.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Machine bad.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Bitch, sure how do you think you would? Do, Oh
i'd get? Killed, YEAH i think so, Well i'd.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
GO i don't.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
KNOW i think you would be like everybody has its,
Role LIKE i see you as the role of.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Producer, YEAH i figure you make the lists for, Everybody
like everybody has their.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Job.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
CORRECT i figure out everybody's weaknesses and, strengths AND i
put everybody in their, place AND i cook all the
meals and everyone.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Protects me SO i don't.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Die, YEAH i keep the ship.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Going, yes?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Exactly which which Is it's kind of like like you're,
Safe you're. Good it's kind of like being the whore
In western, civilizations LIKE i would back in the you,
know Like, cowboy Like WESTERN i would be a prostitute
one hundred. Percent, oh they never really, died like there'ld
always be a shootout in the.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
In the streets and like people like, exactly there's.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
A lot Of, yeah and there was a lot of
their lifespan was a lot longer than your uh you
know if you're on the streets doing boom boom.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Games, yeah doing boom boom. Games who do you think
what position do you THINK i would have in a
ZOMBIE a POSCAS i think you would be one of
the front. Men, Wow, YEAH i don't want.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
To OH i because of my, biceps you would think
THAT i.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Could, yeah it's giving.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
In The Walking, dead the main dudes later in the,
season partner who has that crazy, sword.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
The hot black. CHICK i was just gonna, say the black, Chick, Marshaan.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yes with the, Sword, yeah and the crop. Top, yeah
that's what it's. Giving, WELL i.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Am more looking forward to If i'm going to be
in a zombie apocalypse for the wardrobe, alone LIKE i love.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Like give me like a broken in leather jacket with.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Some look like for the fashion fashion like little booty
short but like cargo booty shorts and like crop top
but all the same monochromatic kind of earthy, tones you, know,
effortless like kind of like just rough beach, hair just
a little. Miscara, yeah, HUT i need a. GUN i
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need a gun IF i had IF i had, One, no,
Okay i've shot a gun something in my. EYE i
need a. GUN i would like to start. Carrying, actually
it's something That i've been wanting to do for a long.
TIME i need to go to the RANGE i need
to get BUT i would like to start.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Carrying, OH i.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Don't know IF i want to do, that BUT i
would like to know how.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
To use a. Gun, yeah everyone.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Should if you, DON'T i feel like the reason Why
i'm afraid of them is BECAUSE i don't know how
to use.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Them, yeah, well we can just go to a range
and just. Practice.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah, yeah do you carry mace with me on my
runs through The, yeah, mace AND i have a. Knife. Good,
YEAH i have a knife And i'm not afraid to use. It,
Good i'm not afraid to use, it But i'm a
little afraid to use.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Right, WELL i feel like if you just wear your googly.
Eyes nobody will fuck.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
With you if we just walk around life like.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
This, yeah who's gonna fuck With nobody's gonna fuck with?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Us what do you you?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Want you really want to mess with? This you don't
think YOU i don't think you. DO i don't think
you know what you're up for and what you're getting it. Into,
LOOK i we're. Tough back, off stay, away that's. It
say the fuck.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Away unless you want to get close and have a
really great, conversation right because.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
We have a lot of stuff to.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Say Where if you're here for just good, vibes come, close.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Come, clown come close to.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Us Oil it is a box and lip.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oil OH i love BO i Love buxo, too and
this fucking lip oil is just CAN i check it? Out?
Yeah of.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Course were they kind enough to send you a bunch
of beautiful?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Oils? Yes, yeah it's just really. Nice we love an. Oil,
well they're so nice and.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Moisturizing, yeah and they don't feel like?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Shit are they a plumper as? WELL a little?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
BIT i, know because that's what they're kind of known.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
For.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah all their glosses are DEFINITELY i got. It they
send a bunch of glasses.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Too, OH i FEEL i feel like. SLIGHT i think
that's the, whole just a tiny, bit because some of
them are pretty. Intense their glosses are. Wild, yeah like
plumping all right out of. Hand, yeah a little too
much for.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
You it JUST i THINK i feel like it adds
something to the gloss that makes it like cakey.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Quicker oh, okay that's Why.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I'm a fan of an oil more than a, gloss.
Okay Or i'm a little more picky with a gloss.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Personally do you know what was really fun for?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Me you know, what, like what's such a treat for
me to watch you Glam Miss?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Trishayearwood? Yeah, Really, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
We don't get to see our colleagues really work. Ever
sit there for an. HOUR i mean you banged her.
Out it was an hour and a half banger, out
banger rang bang bang or rang. Bangerrang because people who
do that whole Like, Tay i'm, like, Well i've done
her so, much and also that for me WHEN i
do her BECAUSE i stepped in OR i just came
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to watch you for WHEN i have to step in
when you WHEN i take.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Maternity, Leave mari's going to take over and Do Miss
Trisha yearwood and whoever else.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Needs me for.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Anything, YEAH i, MEAN i don't know how Long i'll take.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Off we don't.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Know could be it could be three, months it could
be three. YEARS i just never go. Back you're, like
this is, it this is? It, yeah you do a
whole you Open, no now you're a. Mom so now
you're going to. Start your mind's going to be, thinking
and you're going to be inventing a lot of baby
things and coming up with a whole.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Branding who knows.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
With You, FELDMAN i, KNOW i, KNOW i don't. KNOW
i know when you dive into, something.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Hope AND i don't go into a deep dark. Depression
you're not going.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
To, okay let's just keep saying. That let's just keep
kind of like we're going to manifest that for. Yourself,
yeah your eyeballs are a little won't you put them?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Close?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Well, no they're, Cute yeah they. Aren't they are as they. Are, Yeah,
YEAH i just manifest that for. YOURSELF i already have
ideas of THINGS i want to.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Do what do you want to? Do? TERRIBLE i don't
want to talk about it to the. PEOPLE i don't
want anybody to take my fucking ideas.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Oh, baby business. Ideas she already has business. Ideas oh
there she, goes, yeah well she. Goes, wow oh, WOW.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I can barely get up out of fucking, Bed. Dispelly,
yeah it was it like that for you to.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Remember, yeah at the, END i can't do. It i'm
in my third trimester. Officially, Congratulations i've.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Got uh like two ish more? Months, yeah all A
May hall Of. June that's. Nothing feels Like i'm, like
how AM i gonna do?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
This he's. Moving this fool moves so. Much OH i
need to FEEL i haven't felt him. Yet, oh baby,
Boy i'll have some sugar or. Something what's his name, Again?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Brian wouldn't that be funny IF i was Like Jeff?
Lewis Who's Jeff?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Lewis is that a? Comedian he's a big gay like. Designer,
Yeah Jeff, lewis he has a. Show he's a. CUNT
i don't want to name my, kid okay yeah, yeah
not a nice.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Guy Yeah, No i'm sure like he would be fun in,
person but he's just kind of a. Gun, sure, sure,
sure sure. YEAH aj put all the baby furniture?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Together is he so? Excited? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah OH aj is more excited THAN i.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Am you're when the baby's, here you're gonna BE i,
KNOW i just. Can't i'm, well you're working so.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Hard you're you're at the, office you're clocked, in you're,
working you are, NonStop twenty four hours a, day seven
days of fucking, week clocked.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
In so where he's, like, OH i can't wait to
take him on the, road or, like you, know he
has all these like things he's thinking, about And i'm,
LIKE i. Can't i'm still just, like how DO i
get to forty weeks and then how DO i?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Deliver?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah that's Where i'm. At, YEAH i can't go anywhere past.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
That that's, okay stay right, There, yeah stay right.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
THERE i haven't thought about really anything.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Else, okay, okay. Good YEAH i. Can't you Can't what
do you, mean what do you? Mean? Yeah, yeah, YEAH i.
CAN'T i have to stay right here. Too. YEAH i
can't really think too too far. AHEAD i don't like
to think really. ANYMORE i know it's, hard you. KNOW
i just want to get up and just float through.
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Life are you going to the A? SAMs? Yes who
are you?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Doing Mister Brandtley gilbert and his sweet Wife amber and
Then Brittany kelly her.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Hair oh, yeah, Good, YEAH i love. That, YEAH i
might be. Going now who are you going? With? Gabby? Great?
Yeah are you okay with? That flying and said you're.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Good, Yeah i'll be like thirty. Weeks, okay you're, fine twenty,
nine twenty nine, weeks you're. Fine, Yeah i'll be. Fine,
yeah one hundred. Percent, Literally i'm just waiting for them
to confirm. Everything let's have.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
It you want to have a little, Dinner.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah let's have a dinner the day before Because i'm
gonna try and fly out after the award.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Show i'll be there the. Sevenths, Okay i'll be there the.
Seventh you'll probably go the, seventh and then maybe we.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Can do it inn in the seventh late at, night
and then maybe and then we did The witch and
then you.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Will fly at the. Night yeah on the, Eighth i'm
gonna fly night.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Early.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah oh, YEAH i have to come back Because I'm Melissa.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Jonahat are you Doing Melissa, Jonahat i'm Doing Melissa jonahart
yeah morrow.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Morning, yeah you're gonna Do melissa around. Morning you know
Who I'm And i'm Doing Shoe. Crow we did a
little flippy. Floppy that explains it. All that explains it.
All that explains it. All, yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Flippity floppery At cheryl AND i, do.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
But, no She's Cheryl. One so who's doing Doing Cheryl? One? Yeah?
Uh and THEN i gotta go To. Miami what's In?
Miami Will?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Smith Willis smith's music? Video is he shooting in the music? Video,
Yeah i'm Called welcome back To. Miami welcome back To. Miami, welcome.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Welcome. Back we're Back. Miami and it's a little different
but the.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Same, Yeah, Yeah Will smith love. HIM i liked him
even when he Smacked Kevin.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Hart, well it Wasn't Kevin. Hart it Was Chris. ROCK
i didn't like him when he did. THAT i didn't
like him when he did it Was Kevin. Hart, no
it Was Chris, rock was?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
It? Yeah, okay nobody would Slap Kevin.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Hart nobody Protect Kevin hart at no.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
COSTS i thought maybe nobody would Smack Chris rock, Either but.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
But he got. Smacked but he got fucking. Smacked but
there's no way That Will smith would Have Kevin.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Hart he's so, precious five, feet he's, five he's of jockey's,
eye he's of jockey and they're precious and.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Would would have flown off the. Stage, yes we we just.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Gone oh yeah, yeah maybe that's Not Chris, Rap, yeah
that's your chrig Rapt.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Smith yeah that, yeah still a Little Morgan. Freeman they
all kind of are a.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Little BIT i think You, yeah you're, yea, yeah it's
all that was a little.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, yeah Little John Va oh my. God.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, NO i could care less About Will.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Smith, OKAY i could care less About Will smith as.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Well, yeah so what's way more About Chris rock THAN.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
I do ABOUT i care way more About Kevin. Hart, Chris,
yeah to be, Fair, yeah what are you doing In?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Miami Uh reese has a little premiere moment for something?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
PRECIOUS i don't. KNOW i don't. Remember do you get
to go to the beach and, Offers, No i'm literally flying,
in going to the, hotel doing her glamor? Leaving, okay
how do you feel about flying these? DAYS i feel
fine about.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
It you're so, brave AM I you've been talking To
chris too.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
MUCH i don't like flying? Anyway you know that about?
ME i don't.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Know, OH i like come across LIKE i got my ship,
together LIKE i fly BECAUSE i.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Fly, right we all travel so much.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
For, Work SO i, FLY i, Fly i'm, Confident i'm,
fine and the INSIDE i am a, terrified little shaking.
Chihuahua oh really, yeah, still, yeah my anxiety gets really. Bad.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Turbulence the chances of you dying by plane are very.
Slim they're they're they're less than dying by. Car you're
more likely to die by.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Car. Facts, yeah, facts we all know. THIS i know.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
This it's just the not being in, control say not
over nine to eleven has nothing?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Else what do you hold it on to? Trauma do
you want to? Unpack it's nothing to. Do i'm so
much better WHEN i have a. Buddy, OKAY i THINK
i need a buddy.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
System When i'm by, myself if there's really sevi, TURBULENCE
i will grab on to my, neighbor.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Even if you don't know. Them, yes oh, okay, yeah
there was like oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
No many of Times i've like and everyone's been so,
Kind they're, like it's, okay it's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Okay like luckily i've had grown.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Woman yeah it's, okay grown woman with, Child you'll be
okay on a.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Flight, listen There's i'm not the only. One there's billions of. Thousands,
NO i, KNOW i know a lot of people that'll
have stage.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Fright yeah, flight no stage. Flight so one TIME i
got have you had an exit? Row like you just
sat in an exit?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Row? Why it's always a treat because your legs get. Stretched.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah WELL i do it a lot now BECAUSE i
have to get up walk around every thirty.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Minutes.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Sure the last TIME i had an EXIT i was
literally by the.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Window, oh the exit. Row what did you THINK i
was ale? Exit?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah i've definitely done. That, OKAY i don't
mind doing. That, yeah it's nice because you have more leg.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Correct but you've got.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Duties, well so the steward stewardess slight attended was doing
her whole. Spiel, yeah my, guys to let you just
remind you you are in the exit. Aisle AND i
was by the, window and she says to, me do
(27:32):
we feel comfortable blah blah blah blah, blah just say,
yes YadA YadA.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yah AND i went and she, goes hmm, yeah AND i.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
GO i, GO i, mean If i'm going to be,
honest Like i'm, Not i'm gonna freak the fuck out
if anything.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
HAPPENED i am the last person to open this. Door
it's not going to be. Me i'm going to be, crying, peing.
Screaming AND i went holding on to this. MAN i was,
like are you? Prepared AND i thought he would, be
and he.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Was he looked at me and he was like and
she looked at me and she, went, Ma'am i'm gonna
have to move you if you don't agree with AND i, went.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Oh, yeah cool with.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
IT i was, Like i'm cool and she was like you,
good AND i was like, YEAH i was doing a.
Bit and THEN i turned and he turns to me
and he, goes you shouldn't have said. That you should
have said, that AND i go he, goes you gotta
Be he's like that was AND i was, like, Oh
i'm so, sorry so.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Sorry so then HE i thought he was mad at.
Me he was like an older. Gentleman he not speaks to,
me and the WHOLE i think it was like to.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
La so he didn't speak to me for four hour four,
hours and then as soon as we're about to, land he's,
like so these are my.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Grandchildren and then started showing. ME i was, like what
you like? Me now you want to like. Me that's.
Weird it's a. Weird people are.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Weird flight people are. Weird people are. Weird flight people are.
Weird just human. Beings, YEAH i don't want to talk
to ANYBODY i get so, LIKE i, DON'T i please.
Don't if it's the right, PERSON i will have a
whole beautiful conversation with you because it makes me feel.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Good it's like my buddy. System so it's making. Me
it's distracting my. Mind if any shap goes, down, YEAH
i can hang onto.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
This AND i have a friend THAT i met on
a plane THAT i see at my Local donaldson ymci Oh, Dylan,
YEAH i Mean i'm on a flight To.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Colorado. Ok, yeah so, cute so cute sing not?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Single oh, okay YEAH i would yeah yeah yeah, yeah
but so, unfortunately but he's very. Cute it was a great.
Conversation we, laughed we, giggled we laughed some, more.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
We laugh we, giggled we laughed. More.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Cute so, yeah so when you're when your duty is
to open the door in the exit, aisle you have
to say.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
YES i feel comfortable if you say no at, all
like they'll they're going to move.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
You do you ever have awkward like bathroom poop encounters.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
In?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Public, yeah, no like it's a single bathroom and somebody
walks in after you and you know they know what you.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Did not, really, oh not in a long. Time well it's.
Twice it's happened to. Me, oh you're just going around pooping.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Everywhere WELL i had karma CAUSE i there was another
guy at my gym That i've seen him there for six.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Years he works.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
There he's a, young quiet, boy and he was walking
out AND i was going to walk. In he looked
at me, like and we've never had a. Conversation it's
just like we say. Hi but he looked at me,
like damn, it you're about To AND i walked in
AND i was, LIKE i know you're, stinky, stinky little
secret now.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Because it was.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Bad it was, really really, bad really. Bad and now
WHEN i see, him we just kind of it's not the.
Same it will never be the.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Same AND i told people the, story AND i.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Like because you, know whatever is, Disgusting and then you
know what happened to me?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yesterday what it happened to. Me it happened to.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
ME i didn't go to the bathroom BEFORE i left
to go to the gym AND i you, know we're
on point every single. Morning i'm nice and consistent and
scheduled and routined And i'm working out And i'm, like
oh it hit me and go into the.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Bathroom hot, Dude hot, Dude cute. Dude cute.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Dude was probably, like, yeah she was, hot but she's
but she's.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Nasty because it was it was a Bad it was bad.
One it was a bad. One it was one of my. Worst,
yeah it was one of my.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Worst oh, no so that was my karma for going
around telling telling my friends about homies stinky stink old stinky.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Stinky But, joe it's a bad feeling because, like and
you know, what like you think about it all, yeah all.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Day i'm, Like i'll never, Like i'm not coming back from.
That it's never gonna be the. Same it's never gonna
be the. Same AND i tried to cover it up
and LIKE i came out AND i was, like oh my,
god that bathroom was so, Bad like wasn't.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Me you, know whoever smells, it don't. It that never.
Works it doesn't. Work it doesn't. Work. Wow and there
was no for. Breeze, well of, course.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Not, also then it's like poop poopy for.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Breeze, yeah and it's the poop.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Bathroom you, know it's not like there's like bathrooms in
the other, hallway but they were being. Clean so there's
like the double doors and there's a locker with, everyone
and these are just like two single it's the poop.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Bathroom. Damn, well then you kind of know what you. Expect. Yeah,
TRUE i wonder if he pooped in my poop. BATHROOM
i wonder if you just, Listen you're never gonna sleep
with the those.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
People, no that's, okay, okay ruined the, chance really, though
maybe maybe maybe you don't know that about. You you
don't say, never, okay never say.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Never, okay, yeah, fine, FINE i was just doing basic.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Math, sure, SURE i see, You, YEAH i see. YOU
i was just doing basic. Cool, okay all. RIGHT i
mean your products you love right. Now your hair looks.
GREAT i love that little thing that little.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
BUNS i bought so many those are so cute Because
I'm i'm letting my hair grow long SO i can
look like a sister.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Wife that's my birth. Plan, beautiful people, go what's your birth?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Plan i'm, like, Oh i'm just gonna grow my hair
out like c section or naw. DRAW i, LIKE i
don't think you heard. Me i'm growing my hair. OUT i,
think what do you not understand about? THAT i think
IT'S i think it's a great, plan like the healthiest.
One SO i bought a bunch of these like, cute
we'll link them on our link treeka cute like little.
(33:47):
Hairpins they're, adorable they're. Twisting, yeah they're better for your
hair than a rubber. Band, yes and Sometimes i'm not
into a. Scrunchy, well and they look chic, chic, right
scrunchies are not. Chic there's NOTHING i will never wear
a scrunchy. Ever, Ever, ever when the, scrunchy when the
scrunchy came, BACK i hated. IT i liked it for
(34:07):
a gym or, home but like there was no, Like
i'm just not That i'm.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
This i'm not That i'm not a scrunchy. Girl i'm a. That,
YEAH i could do it. THAT i got beautiful gold.
ONES i.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Thank you for the people were excited, anyway so.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
GREAT i want to do like a little, hall like
A Dollar, general Like walgreens hall of products that are beautiful.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Incomparable walgreen Or. Dollar walgreens is.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Dope let me tell, You i've found some good stuff
At Dollar, general, ma'am the ingredients and.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Everything, Sure, okay all, Right.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
I'm talking like an eyebrow. Pencil, okay it's Like La
looks or something like. That that's two.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Dollars like if you're in a, pinch if you're in a, pinch.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
If you're traveling and you need like something, great little
thin tipped eyebrow, pencils their little nail.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
POLISHES i really really like you bought like seven of
not the same, Color, YES i, did not the same.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Color, yeah AND i bought a lipliner that was kind
of like it's so smooth and.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Lighty. Yeah it was two dollars and fifty. Cents. Wow
and like what's in it probably the same thing that's in. Petroleum.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Petroleum, yeah oh my. God you know WHAT i learned this.
Weekend agana had a whole debate about.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
IT i forget what the chemical is.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Called it's basically like a version of formaldehyde or something like.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
That it's in.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Coffee it happens when things get really hot when it's being.
Made meths no metal crystal crystal, meth but like, oats
oatmeal has it in. It it's like any when you
make the, bee everything has to get really hot and
so it just like.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Develops so.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
When you brew coffee and it's, hot it like gives off.
This there's not like a ton of, it and you'd
have to drink so much coffee for it to affect.
You But i've been really fucking with instant. ESPRESSO i
put in like a nice. PISTILLO i froth it. Up
it's really. Nice AND aj was, LIKE i mean instant
(36:27):
anything is the. Worst AND i was, like oh damn.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
It.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
LISTEN i mean we can go into it with like.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Microplastics also In american.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Wines do you know how Bad celsius.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Is it's.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
AWFUL i don't drink. THEM i only drink them on
set with. You oh, here this is the only. Time,
okay it just does something to. Me, okay, great especially
when we're shooting two. THINGS i got to Be.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I'm about to go have an espresso.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Exactly i'm about to go have something exactly. Exactly i'm
about to have whatever the fuck is in. There AND
i just.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Did in a lot Of american, wines like from Like,
california And kate just told me round.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Up because of the oh WHAT i, Went holy, shit,
dude that didn't even like cross my.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Mind, yeah because they they spray it on Every.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Now, now we got our, microplastics we got our round,
up we got our, formaldehyde we got our meth of.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Coffee we're not saved from. Anything.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Bro you'd have to literally have your own, farm, yeah
and spray organic pesticides on.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
It, Okay i'm going to get.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
One, then if there's like a really really, rich hot
tattooed farmer.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Out, There i'd, say not even have to be.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Tattooed at this. Point you don't have to be.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
TATTOOED i just always say tattooed before BECAUSE i know you.
Don't you don't have you don't have to have, them
you don't have to have. THEM i don't care about that.
ANYMORE i just like to if if there is a
really really just tartled, yes it's just, farm take care of.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
You and also IF i ever need, money yeah it's,
yeah but Also i'm going to take care of you so.
Hard gee my, Dress.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Genie yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH i do know.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
YOU i, know So I'M i Think i'm into farmers hot.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
HOT i don't know there's a dating app just for farmers.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
And maybe they're LIKE i wonder if there's a app
like just For italian girl or just for like like Like. Italians,
yeah loud, mouthballs loud Mouthed New.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yorkers it's called little country boys looking for like a city.
Girl there's got to be.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
That if, Not i'll start it M m BECAUSE i
think they like some some like probably like you, know
a lot of them just like country girls like country.
Folk BUT i love a good cowboy.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Now hell, yeah, yum yum. YUM i love. That i'm
saying that as my father with my children is in
the other. One right, there he's right.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
THERE i can hear him tapping on the oh shut. Out,
well first of, All i'm not, dead.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
True, yes. Yeah, also he thinks people are.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Hot he has such a thing For tina Fe.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
I'm gonna sit on that for a. Second, yeah, okay
he's a.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Thing, okay, Cool, yeah, cool, cool. COOL i look nothing like. Nothing,
also gab at, it have at. It, yeah that's your whole.
Pass go get, Her go get. Her it's a little too,
close because it's. POSSIBLE i don't think so possible he
could beat.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Her that's. Okay, yeah well we're not having a hall.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Pass it's just his he can he can hall pass.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
It. Okay.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Nice, cool you're, cool, Man, yeah you're. Cool i'm going
to be just as cool with my really RICH i will.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
HAVE i don't know who my hall pass, is But
i'll know WHEN i meet.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Him, okay you'll, Know, Yeah i'll.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Know you'll be, like, dude you Fuck tina Fe i'm
gonna go Fuck Woody Howlson Woody. Herelson, no because he's
the same name as White, kid be like.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
A i don't know who would Be we don't know. Yet,
YEAH i don't.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Know who's the guy that loves?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Dogs?
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Oh Party hardy Something. Hardy his last name Is. Hardy
this country.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Singer no fuck fuck, no god.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Fuck, no no, offense But John, Hardy John, Party No John. Harty,
no he's the guy that loves. Dogs oh we should
wrap this. Up, okay all, right we gotta we have
another one. Coming we do so we get to.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Hear thanks for. Stopping.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Bye, okay thank you guys so much for tuning in
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