June 4, 2025 • 23 mins
This week we TOUCHUP on doomscrolling, Kardashian face swaps, and the spiritual power of blueberry donuts. Tarryn and Mari dive deep into mental health vibes, the social media algorithm spiral, and what happens when your pregnancy cravings hit just right. Plus, recaps from the ACMs, sneezing etiquette revelations, and why you might want to leave the pee in the toilet (lol). A wild ride, as always. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hi, get a little such up.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hi am Karen. I'm Mari, and you're listening to the top.
We hope you're picking up what we're putting down.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
We're not even supposed to be here right now. We
have dinner plans in twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
We got to get here. So we're in.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
We're out.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
We're in, we're out.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We have shit to do.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
So yesterday, during my like you know, a couple of
days before your period starts, you hate every like you
just gave up on life. Yeah right, I just gave
up on everything.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
And you know what's funny too, is you're like, God,
why am I such a raging Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I forgot I'm gonna get my period.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I couldn't find Yeah, I couldn't find something, and I
like roid it out. The world went under the bed.
She was the only one home with me, so she
got really scared because it was my headphones for the gym.
I was like, we're the fuck hard day, We're the
fuck phone.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Shuit.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I really scared her. And then I cried, and then
I had no energy and I was exhausted. I went
to the gym with just like I was just but
all my friends were on this. We were all on
the same page.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
It was weird.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
We were just talking about this over the phone. People
are on well right now, dude. I know it's been
a theme for a minute, but.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Even my dude friends were like, I hate everything. Hit
my life, hit my cat, hit my kid, I hit
my body. I suck my job, stupid, suck at everything.
I was like, dude, I see you.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I see you because I see you. So we're on
the same We're.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
On the same I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
But the sun is so beautiful, Like the weather's beautiful,
the weather because like shitty rainy weather.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
On top of not feeling good, you're done. You're done.
See you later, because at least you can get that
body and make you feel better. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Me, So I went home. I just I put my
sweatpants on, and I just.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Like doom scrolled. And I don't do that often. I'm
like a doom scroller.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Sometimes it put me in a worse mood, because that's
what it does for your mental health when you sit.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
There for like hours and maybe a scroll.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
No it doesn't, it makes it worse. It's seriously, it
like puts you into this dark. For me, forver, for everybody.
That's why we have mental illness problems, because that's what
people do is just sit and look at other people's
lives for hours and hours and hours and it's not real.
We need to go outside, we need to get vitamin D,
we need to hug a tree, we need to connect
with nature, we need to connect with humans. That's the
stuff that makes us feel better. Yeah, we got to
(02:29):
move our bodies. We got to eat, right, that's the
shit that matters. Yeah, But I allowed myself to be
a pos and just doom scroll and you know how
we were just talking about how Chris Jenner had now
has Kim Kardashian's face.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yes, so that fucked up my algorithm.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
So I have never followed any of the Kardashians, right,
I'm kind of like, I don't want to say fu,
but I'm just I don't give it. I don't give
a flying fuck about them their lives.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I never have never unless you want to cut me
a check, see you later, honey.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I don't even want their money, I do. I don't
want anything from them. I don't want any I don't
want anything from them. I don't, I don't. So I
went down and I looked at Chloes jeans. No, I
don't even like her jeans. I don't even fit good.
There's dupe skims. I like the whole concept.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Whatever. Yeah, I don't know. It's my opinion. Listen, I
a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I have opinions, Okay, yeah, yeah, okay. I just when
you come with like there's they didn't come from talent.
They're not talented. It's just they're still around for just
their appearance, and their appearance only pretty much, right, Right,
do we agree with.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
That they're hot, super hot?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Okay, but now everyone wants to they're all just puppets
up like everyone just wants to look like them.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
So that's the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Like if you're using social media for a positive in
a positive light too, because comparison is a good thing
when you use it for in a positive way, Like
you're looking at somebody's body and you're like, wow, I
really want my body to be that strong, or that's
a great food recipe, or I love their hair or
I love their clothes, and you feel inspired. That's using
it for positive right, But when you're sitting there going
(04:04):
I want my ways to look that little, and then
you're getting surgeries and making your face look like them,
and you're and you're talking like them, and you're acting
like them, and you look exactly like them.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
You're not even yourself anymore. You're just clone. You're a
copycat of somebody else. That's the problem that.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I have a problem. But that's also a lot to
put on them.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
When it's other people though, that are the people that
want to look like they're Kardashians.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
That's also their problem.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, but they know that though they know that that's
their brand, They know that people.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
That's why they have so many following. That's they know.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You know, it's fine, it's I actually don't care enough
to even but that's my that's my biggest problem with them. Okay, okay, okay. Personally, Okay,
we're never gonna have a Kardashian our podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Okay, not even Chloe. She's kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I may change my tune.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Well, yeah, she's kind of funny. She's a funny one.
She's really funny.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I see, I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I don't even know enough about them to say because
I just don't care.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yeah, well, you know, they've turned into like good business women.
But I think I don't know how when you come
from something and then you start a business, I don't
know how admirable that is compared to somebody who comes
from nothing exactly and starts a business.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
So right, Yeah, so anyway, I went down the did
you get Chris Jenner?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Got? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Got Kim Kardashian has Kim Kardashian's face now half face left, No,
not even half dude, that is full blown. She does
not even have the same face anymore. She has Kim
kardashi has her daughter's face.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Weird.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
It is so creepy, Like it looks great.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
You can't deny that it looks great, but it's creepy
because she's seventy, so she looks like she's thirty. Yeah,
but she's seventy, so it's creepy. But it looks like facenees.
Holy shit, is wild. She does not want to get
old at all. No, no, yeah, and she just wants
to be one of her daughters. She that's how they're
(06:06):
all the same.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Yeah, now that's my fucking algorithm.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh just change it.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Messed up.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Cicada back cicadas, well cicadas for a little bit, because
apparently they're coming back they're coming back.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Apparently they're coming back.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I thought they hibernated. What happened to that?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Well, now there's like the thirteen year There was a
seventeen year last year, and now there's thirteen year different genres, yes,
genres yes, buried under ground yes, and.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
The thirteen years waiting. They're just down there, like.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Oh, we thought you were done with us.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
What what scientists are there? Like science like cicada specific scientists.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Oh yeah, there's people that studies know everything ins and
ounce of cicadas. Oh yeah, it's actually fascinating fast fastin fasting.
So I want that to come back. I want my
my amputees, really strong amputees. I can lift like a
thousand pounds. We just want arm to come back. I
want my like just weird shit.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, I like weird, funny shit, dog shit.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, chickens with chickens with wigs.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, I send you a lot of that. Yeah that.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
But now I got the fucking Kardashians on for the
first time ever, and it made me feel worse about
myself yesterday damn.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yeah dude, And that's what it did. So it was
like a science experiment too.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I don't know what it does to me.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Well, if it does that to one person, it's got
to do that to oh, one hundred percent. That's that's
the problem. That's the problem with social media and like
these people and following these people, and all you do
is constantly compare yourself in a negative way.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
You know that you don't have that, that that's not
your life, that's not what you look like.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
And that's the problem. That's the fucking problem with the world.
That's the problem with these young girls, our generation, mental illness.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
It's not okay. So today I woke up, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Look I didn't scroll through my phone at all, like,
just reposted our little video. I got so much vitamin D.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I talked to God.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I chose gratitude as soon as I woke up, I
went to the gym. I made out with a I
think I licked a tree. I think I loked it.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
And I feel so much better. I feel alive again.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
My body still feels not a hondo pisando, but my
mind feels great because I did all of those things.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Yeah, I know you feel better when you do. I
mean I laid out by the pool all day and
I feel great. Yeah, I'm tired, but I feel I
got a little summer l Yeah, I feel great.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
It's simple, it's not difficult, but it's pretty hard to do,
I guess for a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
But it's well because I think scapegoats are easy.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Yeah, it's easy to just go and like we all
have some kind of addiction to something or another, and
that's just such an easy thing to get addicted to
your phone somebody else's life.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
And that's why we're so dieted as a society. That's
why it's rejecting our bullshit onto each other.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
And everybody's in a weird mood.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, there's so much mental illness out there because nobody's
nobody's connected to the ground anymore, and like here with
like human like human connection and able to have beautiful
conversations with their friends and deep, meaning, meaningful conversations and
just like love yourself instead of like comparing yourself to
all these people that aren't even fucking real.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Yeah, so anyway, that's talk for a man. But I
feel great right now. I feel great. Okay, I feel tankay,
I feel bronzed, I feel little with like boobies are
out a lot. We're gonna have a steak dinner.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
We're gonna have a steak dinner. I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I'm excited too.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
We're going to dinner with the two wildest, weirdest women
of the West. It's going to be very silly, the
wildest weirdest women of the West.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Many many wines would have been drunken in the safe thing.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh man, I should have just caravandas All.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
You don't drink.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I know. That's why I said I should have just Caravandasall.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Oh, yeah, they'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
They'll figure it out. Yea, they're adults. Ye're professionals.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
They got it?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, how you do?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I feel tired.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
I'm trying to figure out how to get an iron
infusion always something. Yeah, well, because I'm anemic, and uh,
the pills just aren't cutting it, and I'm taking like
a liquid form of it too.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
But I'm just still tired. But it also might be
because I've been to like five different cities in the past.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah, you've been working a lot.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
You you're you're on planes, you're traveling, You're getting it's
not going smooth. Your last trip didn't go really smooth. Yeah, yeah,
cried I was hungry.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
It's this ship's funny.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
How do you know you're pregnant when you cry because
you're hungry.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
When you cry for the dumbest ship. Yeah, well listen,
I'm on the home stretch.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yes, and yeah, I feel good good, feel good good.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
I'm like I feel like because I'm like, oh wow,
I have another we have like another month of just
and then I'm still not there. So I'm just like,
I don't is it just where do I go?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Yeah, it's gonna go He's gonna get bigger, it's gonna
go out more. Okay, Yeah, that's what happens because I'm not.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I'm definitely not eating as much as I was in
my second trimester.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Yeah, you look great.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
I have when I when I'm hungry, I eat, but
I don't. Just like, it's not like as gluttonous as
it was in my second trimester.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I know.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
If you remember, you're not over here, just stop in
your face with perrobius and mac and cheese the way
that I did.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I did a little bit. One day, I had six doughnuts,
Yeah sick whoa big ones?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Just regular glazy like I bought them for like a thing,
and then they they were just at my house, and
I was just like, m.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Even nobody's gonna eat them.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
If nobody's gonna be, I'm not gonna let him go
to waste.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
And then I discovered my love for blueberry donuts.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Holy ship, blueberry donuts are tight.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Oh my god, I've never had one before.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
And also because there is a glass on top of them.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
There's a glass on top of them. It's not just ry.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Muffin noberry donuts.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
You've got a beautiful glass.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Yeah, bigger than a regular fine.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Yeah, it sure is that of what I would think
royalty would eat in the morning with their tea.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
It's divine. Yeah, like a crumpet or some kind of
like biscuits.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Yeah you blueberry Oh yes, if like heart disease and
diabies wasn't the.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Things the trumpet for the trumpet, Yeah, I would.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Have blueberry dons every day. Oh god, they're so good.
I even't had one since.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Yeah, six in one day. It's enough for you to
go were good.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I love them.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
If I ever meet one again, rendezvous, but that's it.
I'm not going to go out of my not. I'm
not going to go out of my way like I
did last Yeah, I went so out of my way.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I the whole fucking box.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
So I'm not going to call them. I'm not going
to call them the next or no, no, no nuts.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I am on a little bit of an ice cream cake.
I have a specific Uh. Last night I was like
a J I need you to go get go downstairs.
I need you to take a mug. I need two thirds.
I don't want the whole mug filled with ice cream.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
That's so much.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I need like this much of mint chip, and I
need this much of earl gray.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
And then I need earl gray.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
It's fine or ice cream yeah wow crazy. And then
it's just a little sprinkle like sprinkles, just a little sprinkle,
a little sprinkled.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Chocolate or color the rainbows.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah. And it was little chocolate stirrup.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
No nope, no no, no, no, so min chocolate chip,
Earl gray, little rainbow sprinkles and that's it.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
That's it, like literally like two and a half.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
It's nothing. Yeah, easy, breezy, divine. I would still ship
my pants from eating.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Oh I totally did this morning.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I was like, oh wow that because I'm just like
dairy steak carnit does like hard man. Yeah, I when
I laid it in where's the ACAM Texas? I got a.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
I got there late and I was starving, and so
I had I like door dashed something to my room
and it was like the biggest burrito I'd ever seen
in my life.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Marte told me that she found you in bed eating
a burrito.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah. She came home and I was like, hey, girls
that I'm just here seven months pregnant. Eat Remember it
was so good. I wish I could have eaten the
whole thing, but it was literally this big.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
It was crazy. I was like, no, I can't do no, No,
I can't do it. I would I would, Yeah, especially.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
That I'd have Yeah Texas texts, Well, everything's bigger in Texas.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Jesus and all say text mex is just it.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
It's it.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
It slaps hard.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
There the ACMs.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeah, who did you do?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I did?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Brandtley and Amber Gilbert, Brittany Kelly's hair easy, breezy, fun,
and Brittany.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Looked really cute with her little all brown outfit.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Her little all brown outfits the tope beige brown queen.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
And she's also the coolest. She's the coolest, She's just dope.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Morgan Wayne is really cool too. I just worked with
her nice.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Yeah, she's she's super super cool. I did dash her hair,
dash's hair. Yeah, her hair looked divine. Morgan Wade looked
fucking great, great, and she's cool cool, Like I'm down
to clown with her nice on any day of the week,
giving people like that.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
She's rad great.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
We love a lesbian country singer, don't we.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah, we do. If we were country singers, we'd be
lesbians even though even though we're.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Not, even though we're not, okay, we're gay. Yeah, we'd
be like the Tiagan and Sarah but not but the
Indigo girls Yeah, yeah, they're super gay though, Mariy. Yeah,
that's what we're gonna play, okay, Yeah, we're gonna play
the role not offensive though not offensively.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Just well, so I don't have sex with women. That's
why you're calling me not gay.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, stupid, stupid five. Yeah, I want to sing about
sleeping with women. You do exactly, Doe think about it.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
You But you know, I did think that everybody looks
really good on the carpet, though I can't think of like, yeah,
everyone always looks great, everybody always looks great. Everyone always
looks great. There's so many country awards.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
There's so many many country awards.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
I can't remember literally anything or what anybody wore, really,
but I just remember being like, oh.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Everybody looks good.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Yeah. Kelsea Ballerini as every time I see her, I'm
just like.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Oh, because she's hot. She's just like, yeah, she's hot.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
She doesn't overdo it anything, she does it perfect every time.
I think she's like the VIP VIP MVP of the
Red Carpet.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
She's MVP.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Yeah, well she's been doing it for fucking ten years.
And also Dina Han's just a genius. Yeah, Gus glam
John Blomb blomb no yeah, and her her styles of vibe.
And she's just a cute, pretty little angel.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Yeah, yeah, you killed it.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
There was a girl in the carpet that was carrying
a pig.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I saw her with a big, big bumpet hair. Yes, yes,
her name's Jesse mersh okay, and you just did her.
I just did her And I love her?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
How did you do her hair? Walk us through it?
It is a big beehive.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
It's a big beehive. I feel like I didn't make
it that big, but maybe I did. I don't know.
I love big hair, so whatever. I put in a
pack of weave because she has really long, natural, beautiful
like Casey Musgrave's hair.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Okay, it's all hers, and it's all hers, okay.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
And I put in like a bunch of laced extent
our friends over at least. I put in twenty four
inch a pack of that, just to keep it because
it was a music video. It needed to stay forever.
That's a fun little trick. That's why there's like for
your wedding or whatever. Even if you have great hair, just.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Get a pack of fucking extensions. It'll make your hair
last time. Uch wronger Anyway, I just did that and
then I put some like.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Foam hair pieces in and back calmbed the shit out
of it and then pinned it and then just like
curled it obviously a lot tighter because it was so
hot outside that when it fell it was like perfect.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Yeah. Did she love it?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
It was like a Priscilla pressing moment. Yeah, she loved it.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
She was really cool. I like that she brought a
pig on the carpet.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I loved about the pig of the day that I better.
I like it.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
She looked different. She doesn't look like everybody else.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
That's cool, Like when you're like your own little individuals
with you're fucking dope.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
I like people like that.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, she's I think she's gonna be like a she's
only twenty. She's twenty. Baby, she did baby, but she's
dope as fuck. She knows exactly who she is. She's
been doing it since she was sixteen.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
She's like kind. She has a good team behind her.
She's on a great label, like she has all the
fixings to be like a mega fucking mega superstar.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Hell yeah, and she's not a dick. Nice. That's the
most important.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
That's number one.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Don't be a dick.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Don't be a fucking that. You get good music, yep,
have good hair.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
That's it. That's it.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Anyway, we're gonna go to dinner anyway, real quick. I
always want to ask you something, Okay, I just want
to ask you something. If you were in So, my
aunt came into town and I'm sitting with her.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
We're having nan and nan.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I don't remember her fancy fancy one. Okay, she came
into town. We were having lunch. I sneezed one time.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I went.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
And before the sneeze came out, she said, good, bless you,
and thank God. The sneeze went through, and a minute
later I did it again. I went and she said,
god bless you, and then I sneeze and I said, respectfully, Nan,
I love you so much, but please don't ever interrupt
(20:16):
my sneeze again.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
You almost took away my snees twice.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
So you know what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
No.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
She looked at me and she goes, what do you mean?
And I go, what do you mean? What do I mean?
You could have taken away my sneeze. She goes, huh,
she goes scared it well, she goes, well, number one,
I don't sneeze. I don't blow my nose. And I
don't sneeze. I go, what do you mean? What do
you mean you don't blow your nose?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
She was like, the two nostrils.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I'm thinking, I'm looking at I'm like, I don't think
I've ever actually heard her sneeze or blow her nose.
So she knows nothing about sneezee. There are people in
the world that know nothing about sneezez to the point
where they people don't know if you interrupt a sneeze,
you will take it away.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
We had to google it.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Her mind was blown. Oh my god, she said, okay,
to be fair. For years, since I've been married to
your uncle Glenn. Uncle Glenn who sneezes thirty times a day,
she says, good bless you before his sneeze comes out.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Nothing happens, but that works for you guys. Well that's
she said. I'm gonna have to relearn and rewire my brain.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
How to sneeze around other people, how to sneeze.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Around other people, or how to God blessed around other people.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yes, yeah, there's probably people that don't like fart either,
or like, don't like burp. I know I've met people
that don't really burp.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
No. I know my friend Hannah from the gym, she
doesn't fart. She doesn't talk about it. She's never farted
around her husband.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Poop is very. It's like a very, just like.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
By herself. Doesn't talk about it. Okay, it's probably perfect
when it happens. There's no debris, there's nothing, it's just air.
It just smells great. It's perfect.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Yeah, okay, okay, so it's just wild.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
That was wild that like ibs. Yeah, okay, good for her,
Good for Hannah.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
That's not my life no, we know that you just
found out that you farted. Are an age time now
not all the time. Sometimes you open that can of worms.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I opened the can of worms. Actually, he's he's really
the only one that's farting around me. Okay, I'm farting.
He's just asleep. Yeah, that's where I'm at.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Nice, Nice.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
We're all We're all farts. We're all farts. That's all
we are, is just farts. Like why don't people just
accept that?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
We all probably with the door open, But that's with
the door open too, that's just like as far as
I go, yeah, with everyone, And I'll let him be
in the room when I get birth.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
What's with that?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Why can't I just close the door? Why don't I
just kind of leave it open? Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I don't know what's up with me?
Speaker 4 (22:40):
What's up with us?
Speaker 5 (22:42):
And you know what, I don't really I don't really
flush pee. I love pee in the toilet. Yeah yeah,
I just like I leave pee in the toilet because
it's pee only at my house nowhere else. Just like
it's like a I don't know, you don't have to
flush on myself. Also very unthoughtful, but water well it's the.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Water sage and I remember learning that from the lake.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Yeah, because that's what my parents.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
My life motto. If it's yellow, even mellow man if
it's down.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
We had a.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
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Speaker 2 (23:38):
Bye,
Hi, get a little such up.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hi am Karen. I'm Mari, and you're listening to the top.
We hope you're picking up what we're putting down.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
We're not even supposed to be here right now. We
have dinner plans in twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
We got to get here. So we're in.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
We're out.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
We're in, we're out.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We have shit to do.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
So yesterday, during my like you know, a couple of
days before your period starts, you hate every like you
just gave up on life. Yeah right, I just gave
up on everything.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
And you know what's funny too, is you're like, God,
why am I such a raging Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I forgot I'm gonna get my period.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I couldn't find Yeah, I couldn't find something, and I
like roid it out. The world went under the bed.
She was the only one home with me, so she
got really scared because it was my headphones for the gym.
I was like, we're the fuck hard day, We're the
fuck phone.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Shuit.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I really scared her. And then I cried, and then
I had no energy and I was exhausted. I went
to the gym with just like I was just but
all my friends were on this. We were all on
the same page.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
It was weird.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
We were just talking about this over the phone. People
are on well right now, dude. I know it's been
a theme for a minute, but.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Even my dude friends were like, I hate everything. Hit
my life, hit my cat, hit my kid, I hit
my body. I suck my job, stupid, suck at everything.
I was like, dude, I see you.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I see you because I see you. So we're on
the same We're.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
On the same I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
But the sun is so beautiful, Like the weather's beautiful,
the weather because like shitty rainy weather.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
On top of not feeling good, you're done. You're done.
See you later, because at least you can get that
body and make you feel better. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Me, So I went home. I just I put my
sweatpants on, and I just.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Like doom scrolled. And I don't do that often. I'm
like a doom scroller.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Sometimes it put me in a worse mood, because that's
what it does for your mental health when you sit.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
There for like hours and maybe a scroll.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
No it doesn't, it makes it worse. It's seriously, it
like puts you into this dark. For me, forver, for everybody.
That's why we have mental illness problems, because that's what
people do is just sit and look at other people's
lives for hours and hours and hours and it's not real.
We need to go outside, we need to get vitamin D,
we need to hug a tree, we need to connect
with nature, we need to connect with humans. That's the
stuff that makes us feel better. Yeah, we got to
(02:29):
move our bodies. We got to eat, right, that's the
shit that matters. Yeah, But I allowed myself to be
a pos and just doom scroll and you know how
we were just talking about how Chris Jenner had now
has Kim Kardashian's face.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yes, so that fucked up my algorithm.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
So I have never followed any of the Kardashians, right,
I'm kind of like, I don't want to say fu,
but I'm just I don't give it. I don't give
a flying fuck about them their lives.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I never have never unless you want to cut me
a check, see you later, honey.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I don't even want their money, I do. I don't
want anything from them. I don't want any I don't
want anything from them. I don't, I don't. So I
went down and I looked at Chloes jeans. No, I
don't even like her jeans. I don't even fit good.
There's dupe skims. I like the whole concept.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Whatever. Yeah, I don't know. It's my opinion. Listen, I
a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I have opinions, Okay, yeah, yeah, okay. I just when
you come with like there's they didn't come from talent.
They're not talented. It's just they're still around for just
their appearance, and their appearance only pretty much, right, Right,
do we agree with.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
That they're hot, super hot?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Okay, but now everyone wants to they're all just puppets
up like everyone just wants to look like them.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
So that's the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Like if you're using social media for a positive in
a positive light too, because comparison is a good thing
when you use it for in a positive way, Like
you're looking at somebody's body and you're like, wow, I
really want my body to be that strong, or that's
a great food recipe, or I love their hair or
I love their clothes, and you feel inspired. That's using
it for positive right, But when you're sitting there going
(04:04):
I want my ways to look that little, and then
you're getting surgeries and making your face look like them,
and you're and you're talking like them, and you're acting
like them, and you look exactly like them.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
You're not even yourself anymore. You're just clone. You're a
copycat of somebody else. That's the problem that.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I have a problem. But that's also a lot to
put on them.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
When it's other people though, that are the people that
want to look like they're Kardashians.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
That's also their problem.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, but they know that though they know that that's
their brand, They know that people.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
That's why they have so many following. That's they know.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You know, it's fine, it's I actually don't care enough
to even but that's my that's my biggest problem with them. Okay, okay, okay. Personally, Okay,
we're never gonna have a Kardashian our podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Okay, not even Chloe. She's kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I may change my tune.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Well, yeah, she's kind of funny. She's a funny one.
She's really funny.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I see, I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I don't even know enough about them to say because
I just don't care.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yeah, well, you know, they've turned into like good business women.
But I think I don't know how when you come
from something and then you start a business, I don't
know how admirable that is compared to somebody who comes
from nothing exactly and starts a business.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
So right, Yeah, so anyway, I went down the did
you get Chris Jenner?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Got? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Got Kim Kardashian has Kim Kardashian's face now half face left, No,
not even half dude, that is full blown. She does
not even have the same face anymore. She has Kim
kardashi has her daughter's face.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Weird.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
It is so creepy, Like it looks great.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
You can't deny that it looks great, but it's creepy
because she's seventy, so she looks like she's thirty. Yeah,
but she's seventy, so it's creepy. But it looks like facenees.
Holy shit, is wild. She does not want to get
old at all. No, no, yeah, and she just wants
to be one of her daughters. She that's how they're
(06:06):
all the same.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Yeah, now that's my fucking algorithm.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh just change it.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Messed up.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Cicada back cicadas, well cicadas for a little bit, because
apparently they're coming back they're coming back.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Apparently they're coming back.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I thought they hibernated. What happened to that?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Well, now there's like the thirteen year There was a
seventeen year last year, and now there's thirteen year different genres, yes,
genres yes, buried under ground yes, and.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
The thirteen years waiting. They're just down there, like.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Oh, we thought you were done with us.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
What what scientists are there? Like science like cicada specific scientists.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Oh yeah, there's people that studies know everything ins and
ounce of cicadas. Oh yeah, it's actually fascinating fast fastin fasting.
So I want that to come back. I want my
my amputees, really strong amputees. I can lift like a
thousand pounds. We just want arm to come back. I
want my like just weird shit.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, I like weird, funny shit, dog shit.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, chickens with chickens with wigs.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, I send you a lot of that. Yeah that.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
But now I got the fucking Kardashians on for the
first time ever, and it made me feel worse about
myself yesterday damn.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yeah dude, And that's what it did. So it was
like a science experiment too.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I don't know what it does to me.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Well, if it does that to one person, it's got
to do that to oh, one hundred percent. That's that's
the problem. That's the problem with social media and like
these people and following these people, and all you do
is constantly compare yourself in a negative way.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
You know that you don't have that, that that's not
your life, that's not what you look like.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
And that's the problem. That's the fucking problem with the world.
That's the problem with these young girls, our generation, mental illness.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
It's not okay. So today I woke up, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Look I didn't scroll through my phone at all, like,
just reposted our little video. I got so much vitamin D.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I talked to God.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I chose gratitude as soon as I woke up, I
went to the gym. I made out with a I
think I licked a tree. I think I loked it.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
And I feel so much better. I feel alive again.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
My body still feels not a hondo pisando, but my
mind feels great because I did all of those things.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Yeah, I know you feel better when you do. I
mean I laid out by the pool all day and
I feel great. Yeah, I'm tired, but I feel I
got a little summer l Yeah, I feel great.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
It's simple, it's not difficult, but it's pretty hard to do,
I guess for a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
But it's well because I think scapegoats are easy.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Yeah, it's easy to just go and like we all
have some kind of addiction to something or another, and
that's just such an easy thing to get addicted to
your phone somebody else's life.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
And that's why we're so dieted as a society. That's
why it's rejecting our bullshit onto each other.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
And everybody's in a weird mood.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, there's so much mental illness out there because nobody's
nobody's connected to the ground anymore, and like here with
like human like human connection and able to have beautiful
conversations with their friends and deep, meaning, meaningful conversations and
just like love yourself instead of like comparing yourself to
all these people that aren't even fucking real.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Yeah, so anyway, that's talk for a man. But I
feel great right now. I feel great. Okay, I feel tankay,
I feel bronzed, I feel little with like boobies are
out a lot. We're gonna have a steak dinner.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
We're gonna have a steak dinner. I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I'm excited too.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
We're going to dinner with the two wildest, weirdest women
of the West. It's going to be very silly, the
wildest weirdest women of the West.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Many many wines would have been drunken in the safe thing.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh man, I should have just caravandas All.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
You don't drink.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I know. That's why I said I should have just Caravandasall.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Oh, yeah, they'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
They'll figure it out. Yea, they're adults. Ye're professionals.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
They got it?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, how you do?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I feel tired.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
I'm trying to figure out how to get an iron
infusion always something. Yeah, well, because I'm anemic, and uh,
the pills just aren't cutting it, and I'm taking like
a liquid form of it too.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
But I'm just still tired. But it also might be
because I've been to like five different cities in the past.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah, you've been working a lot.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
You you're you're on planes, you're traveling, You're getting it's
not going smooth. Your last trip didn't go really smooth. Yeah, yeah,
cried I was hungry.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
It's this ship's funny.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
How do you know you're pregnant when you cry because
you're hungry.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
When you cry for the dumbest ship. Yeah, well listen,
I'm on the home stretch.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yes, and yeah, I feel good good, feel good good.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
I'm like I feel like because I'm like, oh wow,
I have another we have like another month of just
and then I'm still not there. So I'm just like,
I don't is it just where do I go?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Yeah, it's gonna go He's gonna get bigger, it's gonna
go out more. Okay, Yeah, that's what happens because I'm not.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I'm definitely not eating as much as I was in
my second trimester.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Yeah, you look great.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
I have when I when I'm hungry, I eat, but
I don't. Just like, it's not like as gluttonous as
it was in my second trimester.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I know.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
If you remember, you're not over here, just stop in
your face with perrobius and mac and cheese the way
that I did.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I did a little bit. One day, I had six doughnuts,
Yeah sick whoa big ones?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Just regular glazy like I bought them for like a thing,
and then they they were just at my house, and
I was just like, m.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Even nobody's gonna eat them.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
If nobody's gonna be, I'm not gonna let him go
to waste.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
And then I discovered my love for blueberry donuts.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Holy ship, blueberry donuts are tight.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Oh my god, I've never had one before.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
And also because there is a glass on top of them.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
There's a glass on top of them. It's not just ry.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Muffin noberry donuts.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
You've got a beautiful glass.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Yeah, bigger than a regular fine.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Yeah, it sure is that of what I would think
royalty would eat in the morning with their tea.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
It's divine. Yeah, like a crumpet or some kind of
like biscuits.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Yeah you blueberry Oh yes, if like heart disease and
diabies wasn't the.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Things the trumpet for the trumpet, Yeah, I would.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Have blueberry dons every day. Oh god, they're so good.
I even't had one since.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Yeah, six in one day. It's enough for you to
go were good.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I love them.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
If I ever meet one again, rendezvous, but that's it.
I'm not going to go out of my not. I'm
not going to go out of my way like I
did last Yeah, I went so out of my way.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I the whole fucking box.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
So I'm not going to call them. I'm not going
to call them the next or no, no, no nuts.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I am on a little bit of an ice cream cake.
I have a specific Uh. Last night I was like
a J I need you to go get go downstairs.
I need you to take a mug. I need two thirds.
I don't want the whole mug filled with ice cream.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
That's so much.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I need like this much of mint chip, and I
need this much of earl gray.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
And then I need earl gray.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
It's fine or ice cream yeah wow crazy. And then
it's just a little sprinkle like sprinkles, just a little sprinkle,
a little sprinkled.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Chocolate or color the rainbows.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah. And it was little chocolate stirrup.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
No nope, no no, no, no, so min chocolate chip,
Earl gray, little rainbow sprinkles and that's it.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
That's it, like literally like two and a half.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
It's nothing. Yeah, easy, breezy, divine. I would still ship
my pants from eating.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Oh I totally did this morning.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I was like, oh wow that because I'm just like
dairy steak carnit does like hard man. Yeah, I when
I laid it in where's the ACAM Texas? I got a.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
I got there late and I was starving, and so
I had I like door dashed something to my room
and it was like the biggest burrito I'd ever seen
in my life.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Marte told me that she found you in bed eating
a burrito.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah. She came home and I was like, hey, girls
that I'm just here seven months pregnant. Eat Remember it
was so good. I wish I could have eaten the
whole thing, but it was literally this big.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
It was crazy. I was like, no, I can't do no, No,
I can't do it. I would I would, Yeah, especially.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
That I'd have Yeah Texas texts, Well, everything's bigger in Texas.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Jesus and all say text mex is just it.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
It's it.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
It slaps hard.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
There the ACMs.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeah, who did you do?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I did?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Brandtley and Amber Gilbert, Brittany Kelly's hair easy, breezy, fun,
and Brittany.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Looked really cute with her little all brown outfit.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Her little all brown outfits the tope beige brown queen.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
And she's also the coolest. She's the coolest, She's just dope.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Morgan Wayne is really cool too. I just worked with
her nice.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Yeah, she's she's super super cool. I did dash her hair,
dash's hair. Yeah, her hair looked divine. Morgan Wade looked
fucking great, great, and she's cool cool, Like I'm down
to clown with her nice on any day of the week,
giving people like that.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
She's rad great.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
We love a lesbian country singer, don't we.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah, we do. If we were country singers, we'd be
lesbians even though even though we're.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Not, even though we're not, okay, we're gay. Yeah, we'd
be like the Tiagan and Sarah but not but the
Indigo girls Yeah, yeah, they're super gay though, Mariy. Yeah,
that's what we're gonna play, okay, Yeah, we're gonna play
the role not offensive though not offensively.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Just well, so I don't have sex with women. That's
why you're calling me not gay.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, stupid, stupid five. Yeah, I want to sing about
sleeping with women. You do exactly, Doe think about it.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
You But you know, I did think that everybody looks
really good on the carpet, though I can't think of like, yeah,
everyone always looks great, everybody always looks great. Everyone always
looks great. There's so many country awards.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
There's so many many country awards.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
I can't remember literally anything or what anybody wore, really,
but I just remember being like, oh.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Everybody looks good.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Yeah. Kelsea Ballerini as every time I see her, I'm
just like.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Oh, because she's hot. She's just like, yeah, she's hot.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
She doesn't overdo it anything, she does it perfect every time.
I think she's like the VIP VIP MVP of the
Red Carpet.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
She's MVP.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Yeah, well she's been doing it for fucking ten years.
And also Dina Han's just a genius. Yeah, Gus glam
John Blomb blomb no yeah, and her her styles of vibe.
And she's just a cute, pretty little angel.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Yeah, yeah, you killed it.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
There was a girl in the carpet that was carrying
a pig.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I saw her with a big, big bumpet hair. Yes, yes,
her name's Jesse mersh okay, and you just did her.
I just did her And I love her?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
How did you do her hair? Walk us through it?
It is a big beehive.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
It's a big beehive. I feel like I didn't make
it that big, but maybe I did. I don't know.
I love big hair, so whatever. I put in a
pack of weave because she has really long, natural, beautiful
like Casey Musgrave's hair.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Okay, it's all hers, and it's all hers, okay.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
And I put in like a bunch of laced extent
our friends over at least. I put in twenty four
inch a pack of that, just to keep it because
it was a music video. It needed to stay forever.
That's a fun little trick. That's why there's like for
your wedding or whatever. Even if you have great hair, just.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Get a pack of fucking extensions. It'll make your hair
last time. Uch wronger Anyway, I just did that and
then I put some like.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Foam hair pieces in and back calmbed the shit out
of it and then pinned it and then just like
curled it obviously a lot tighter because it was so
hot outside that when it fell it was like perfect.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Yeah. Did she love it?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
It was like a Priscilla pressing moment. Yeah, she loved it.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
She was really cool. I like that she brought a
pig on the carpet.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I loved about the pig of the day that I better.
I like it.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
She looked different. She doesn't look like everybody else.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
That's cool, Like when you're like your own little individuals
with you're fucking dope.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
I like people like that.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, she's I think she's gonna be like a she's
only twenty. She's twenty. Baby, she did baby, but she's
dope as fuck. She knows exactly who she is. She's
been doing it since she was sixteen.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
She's like kind. She has a good team behind her.
She's on a great label, like she has all the
fixings to be like a mega fucking mega superstar.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Hell yeah, and she's not a dick. Nice. That's the
most important.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
That's number one.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Don't be a dick.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Don't be a fucking that. You get good music, yep,
have good hair.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
That's it. That's it.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Anyway, we're gonna go to dinner anyway, real quick. I
always want to ask you something, Okay, I just want
to ask you something. If you were in So, my
aunt came into town and I'm sitting with her.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
We're having nan and nan.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I don't remember her fancy fancy one. Okay, she came
into town. We were having lunch. I sneezed one time.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I went.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
And before the sneeze came out, she said, good, bless you,
and thank God. The sneeze went through, and a minute
later I did it again. I went and she said,
god bless you, and then I sneeze and I said, respectfully, Nan,
I love you so much, but please don't ever interrupt
(20:16):
my sneeze again.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
You almost took away my snees twice.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
So you know what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
No.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
She looked at me and she goes, what do you mean?
And I go, what do you mean? What do I mean?
You could have taken away my sneeze. She goes, huh,
she goes scared it well, she goes, well, number one,
I don't sneeze. I don't blow my nose. And I
don't sneeze. I go, what do you mean? What do
you mean you don't blow your nose?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
She was like, the two nostrils.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I'm thinking, I'm looking at I'm like, I don't think
I've ever actually heard her sneeze or blow her nose.
So she knows nothing about sneezee. There are people in
the world that know nothing about sneezez to the point
where they people don't know if you interrupt a sneeze,
you will take it away.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
We had to google it.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Her mind was blown. Oh my god, she said, okay,
to be fair. For years, since I've been married to
your uncle Glenn. Uncle Glenn who sneezes thirty times a day,
she says, good bless you before his sneeze comes out.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Nothing happens, but that works for you guys. Well that's
she said. I'm gonna have to relearn and rewire my brain.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
How to sneeze around other people, how to sneeze.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Around other people, or how to God blessed around other people.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yes, yeah, there's probably people that don't like fart either,
or like, don't like burp. I know I've met people
that don't really burp.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
No. I know my friend Hannah from the gym, she
doesn't fart. She doesn't talk about it. She's never farted
around her husband.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Poop is very. It's like a very, just like.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
By herself. Doesn't talk about it. Okay, it's probably perfect
when it happens. There's no debris, there's nothing, it's just air.
It just smells great. It's perfect.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Yeah, okay, okay, so it's just wild.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
That was wild that like ibs. Yeah, okay, good for her,
Good for Hannah.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
That's not my life no, we know that you just
found out that you farted. Are an age time now
not all the time. Sometimes you open that can of worms.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I opened the can of worms. Actually, he's he's really
the only one that's farting around me. Okay, I'm farting.
He's just asleep. Yeah, that's where I'm at.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Nice, Nice.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
We're all We're all farts. We're all farts. That's all
we are, is just farts. Like why don't people just
accept that?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
We all probably with the door open, But that's with
the door open too, that's just like as far as
I go, yeah, with everyone, And I'll let him be
in the room when I get birth.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
What's with that?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Why can't I just close the door? Why don't I
just kind of leave it open? Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I don't know what's up with me?
Speaker 4 (22:40):
What's up with us?
Speaker 5 (22:42):
And you know what, I don't really I don't really
flush pee. I love pee in the toilet. Yeah yeah,
I just like I leave pee in the toilet because
it's pee only at my house nowhere else. Just like
it's like a I don't know, you don't have to
flush on myself. Also very unthoughtful, but water well it's the.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Water sage and I remember learning that from the lake.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Yeah, because that's what my parents.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
My life motto. If it's yellow, even mellow man if
it's down.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
We had a.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Thank you guys so much for tuning in to The
touch Up Podcast. Please follow us on Instagram at the
touch Up Podcast. Follow us on TikTok at the touch Up.
If you have any beauty questions, give us a ring
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Speaker 2 (23:38):
Bye,
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