December 9, 2025 • 45 mins
On this week’s Vogue & Amber: Vogue's out of the jungle and recording from Australia! She lets us know all the insights - the snake fear, the cockroaches, the dunny, the food, the chores and who she's out for dinner with from the show!
Plus, noises in the house, Amber's new fancy glasses & Spenny's ironman challenge.
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Foreign.
Hello and welcome to.
Amber.
I said do the intro.
Van Amber, the podcast.
I'm back.
Sorry, girls.
I know you're.
I know girls and boys, I knowyou were looking for another Emma
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Doran, but you know what?
I is back.
So talk us through theseglasses then.
Amber.
What's the crack?
I got an.
Oh, well, I was influenced.
It's called peer pressure.
I was in work.
Influenced by the party shop.
Where did you.
I don't like.
There's this website.
You can order glasses.
And I was like, okay, Grant,I'll get cheap glasses here.
Just because I lost a pair ofglasses on my way on a plane on one
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of my journeys, and I replacedthose ones.
I got Matt Damon style ones.
But then my friend is like, myfriend didn't work, but, like, she
was sitting beside me.
She's like, yeah, they'rereally cool.
So I blame Donna in work.
And I got these ones and I gotother ones.
The other ones make me look myage, if not older, but these are
what they are.
So these live by my bed, and Iput these on where nobody can see
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me.
Unless, of course, I have company.
I don't think.
Yeah, that would be not greatfor the old company.
There's my room.
Everything feels so nice.
When I see it again, I'm like,oh, there it is.
You'd swear it was gone.
Like, Tom Hanks vibes.
I was only gone for, like, two weeks.
It was a long time.
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I was saying there was acouple of instances where I went
to text you.
I was like, oh.
Or to call you, and I waslike, oh, God, I can't do that.
And there was one thing Ireally needed your advice about.
And I can't remember what Idid to get it sorted, but I sense
checked it with other people.
There were other people Icould lead on.
So that was reassuring for me.
So what you're saying is I'mnot needed, huh?
Is that what we're getting here?
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Okay.
I made do with what I hadaccess to in your absence is all
it means.
Emo.
Did you miss me at least?
Oh, I really miss you.
Oh, that's nice.
It was weird watching you onthe telly.
It was like, oh, oh, she'sover there, but she's used to being
here.
It was surreal.
It was honestly surreal.
I was like.
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Like an excited child onChristmas morning.
I asked Louisa about loads ofstories and she's like, no, that
wasn't in.
That wasn't in, like.
And I.
It's.
The problem is it's a 42minute show.
And so you don't actually knowwhat's being edited, but you're doing
so much during the day andyou're just being constantly filmed.
So you.
You think the.
They asked you in theTelegraph are going to be the ones
that they use, but then Idon't think that they used much of
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it.
Oh, you mean when like theTelegraph is like the diary room,
is it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the diary room.
It's day four in the BigBrother house.
Well, I tell you what I sawbefore I went in.
So I was walking along thebeach and I went for one swim on
the beach one day and I waslike, this is lovely.
I'll do this tomorrow.
And then I was going for awalk on the beach that night.
And we get a chaperone.
So someone that's just with usall the time.
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We can't leave the hotelwithout the chaperone.
You have to always be with them.
And it's like you're underhouse arrest.
I know.
Yeah.
So she came for a walk with me.
So just to interject rightnow, what time are you getting up
over there?
Because, like, you put a videoup earlier on of like, saying congratulations
to Spencer.
So actually, big bravo toSpencer on his 7 Project 7 challenge.
Congratulations.
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7 triathlons or Ironman in 7continents and continents.
Continents in 21 days.
So the fastest ever person todo 7 triathlons in 7 continents.
And then also the.
The fastest person to do a triathlon.
On Antarctica the other nightbefore he was about to start doing
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the Antarctica, when I wasjust like, we're all behind you.
You know, we're all superproud of you already.
Be proud of what you've done.
If it gets too much, just call it.
And I think he misread what Isaid because he was just like, I
can't really call.
The coverage isn't great.
I was like, no, don't call me.
Don't cover it.
If that's not very positive tosend them into it.
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No, I was saying that you'vealready done enough and we're all
very proud of you.
But then I've turned, like, Iturned off my phone.
Well, not turned it off, but Iput it on silent, went to sleep.
And I woke up and I had.
Two missed video calls.
Oh, God, poor Spinny.
It was like when you came outthe other night, I was like, oh,
God, I have to go to sleep.
What am I gonna do?
I'll send her a nice messageand then put my phone on.
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It's not even gonna talk toanyone either.
Straight away I was like, I didn't.
I didn't take my phone outtill like way later on in the day.
And I bumped into Ruby todayand Ruby hasn't.
Ruby hasn't taken her phoneout at all.
She's like, how will I text you?
She's like, we'll go fordinner tonight.
And I already know that we'regonna be going on the piss.
But like, I'm going on thepiss with Ruby Wax.
I'm pretty happy.
That is gonna be some night.
But listen to sound.
I wasn't finished telling theother story, by the way.
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I know.
Before you finish the otherstory because I'll forget.
I have a very bad.
Well, with certain things.
I have a very bad memory.
I'm like a goldfish, like you.
But what time are you getting up?
Because you put up thatcongratulations to Spencer and I
was like.
When I counted it, it wouldhave been half four year time.
But it was like super bright.
No, no, no, I'm 10 hours behind.
So it was.
I got up at 6:00am 10 hours ahead.
10 hours ahead, yeah.
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So I got up at 6:00am sobecause we were getting up so early
in the jungle, they wake us uptime to camp mates.
Time to get up at like halffive in the morning.
So I'm just used to getting up early.
But I stayed up last nightbecause I'm still listening, guys.
I'm still into All's Fair.
Everyone's slagging it off.
I'm still watching it last up.
I'm on the last step and Ithink it's being recommissioned.
So I'm very pleased about that.
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In spite of what everyone else said.
It's a bit mad now with thereviews coming out.
Come here.
And how did Ginge and H manageto stay in bed then?
If you're all getting.
Were they not getting in trouble?
So they would just.
They would just stay in beduntil like the very last minute before
Anton Deco come into the camp.
Oh, that's naughty.
I don't know how becauseeveryone was just milling around
but saying that at night.
So you had to go into theTelegraph before you went to bed.
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So they'd call people up every.
Like there'd be like a personan hour.
Like it was just very slow.
But everyone had to go in.
So you had to wait up.
But like I just lie in my bedand fall asleep, which is everybody
around me talking.
Because you were so wrecked.
I know, yeah.
That reminds me, just speakingof Australia, when I.
When we did the Backpacking.
So we did the whole east coastfrom like, where is it, the place
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Brisbane, all the way up to Keynes.
And like, you'd have to go see.
Put music on because you'd belying because you stay in hostels
and stuff like that.
So you just put a plate.
Well, what was it?
Was it back in.
Not Discman?
What were those other thingsthat we had?
An MP3 player?
Some form of.
An MP3 player?
Yeah.
So you go sleep, listen to music.
You get used to it.
Anyway, let me tell you.
We'll go back to the.
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So before I went into thejungle and me and Rosalina are going
for a walk along the beach andthere's all these people crowded
around something.
I was like, oh my God, what's that?
So obviously straight over itwas this like 12 foot long snake,
the biggest snake I've everseen with barnacles all over it.
It was a sea snake.
I didn't know there was seasnakes out in the sea over there.
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I never got back in again.
And supposedly they have areal problem with bull sharks.
And a woman got killed likeabout a week ago from a bull shark.
What's the difference betweena bull shark and a regular shark?
Well, there's.
There's no.
Just regular sharks.
They all have a name like agreat white shark, a tiger shark.
There's no regular shark head.
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Is there a flathead shark?
There's a hammerhead shark, ifthat's the one that you're talking
about.
Gosh.
Sorry.
What size is this big snake?
And was it dead?
No.
So then this man, I nearlywent over to touch it because it
looked dead with barnacles andmoss all over.
Then it moved.
And I was like, it moved.
I was like, but are they dangerous?
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Like would they wrapthemselves around and choke you and
squeeze you to death?
I don't know.
I must Google it.
I don't know what it does.
But then this man got a stickand was trying to like lead it back
into the ocean and then itslithered off in the sea.
I won't be.
I won't be getting him back there.
Sharks are one thing withsnakes in there.
Cuz God knows I'm frightenedof snakes.
I did not realize howfrightened of snakes I was.
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That's what, you know, that'swhat happened with Sveni when he
was doing his Cape Town swim.
He like, it's.
He said it scared the absolutebejesus out of him, that he could
feel things brushing upagainst him.
And it was sea lions.
It was like Sammy the Sealfrom down in the harbor.
They were brushing against.
I sound like Tom.
I'm not Tom.
I love Tom, but come here.
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Was it not really Whitman?
He's like, all right, mate.
I was going.
And he started talking the.
Out of me.
I was like, what?
My sweet Tom.
Who's that?
Vogue.
I'm sorry.
And I couldn't handle the.
Him and Ruby going and bathingtogether and singing together.
What the.
I going to ask her about it now.
I'm sure there were.
There were tongues or something.
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There were daffo tongues.
I'm going to ask her aboutthat tonight.
They were sharing a toothbrush.
At one point, I was like,guys, come on, just don't bother.
One of you.
Just don't brush your teeth,because it's worse to share the toothbrush.
I was like, this is grim.
Some things.
You were all getting a littlebit too close in there.
Oh, my God.
Shaving each other's.
Shaving each other's faces.
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Well, it was my salon.
I was shaving the girls.
I thought, I'm not gonna.
I'll do the shaving.
I won't shave on telly.
And even, like, I was like.
We had this tiny little handmirror that we were allowed to use.
It was a bit frightening, soyou didn't really want to look at
it anyway.
But, like, I could just seeloads of.
Like, I needed to squeeze fast.
And I was like, I just can't.
I can't do it on telly just incase I get caught.
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And, like, they put that outof me sitting there, squeezing spots.
What, you'd wedge the mirrorsomewhere so you could do it?
No, I didn't do it.
I just didn't squeeze spotsbecause I'd have to go into the Donny,
too.
That's the only place that youhad a bit of privacy.
There was nowhere that youwere, like, alone.
You were just permanentlybeing filmed all the time.
And you'd be in the shower.
You'd be the shower.
And you just hear.
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And the camera would just turnto face.
You'd be like, oh, God.
And because you couldn'tobviously take your bikini off, you're,
like, just trying to wash yourass and stuff with your bikini still
on.
I was like, this is so.
I can't wait for a naked shower.
So with the funny.
If someone had an upset up to.
Oh, my God.
If someone had an upset tummyand it was coming out the back end.
Could you hear that from the dunny?
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Like, was it any far enough away?
No, it was pretty far away,but it absolutely wreaked all the
time.
So it didn't matter who hadgone in, or it didn't matter if you
went in after somebody.
You were just, like, poopingin a bucket.
They didn't even have, like,you know, the blue stuff that you
see in, like.
What's that thing called?
Portaloo.
Yeah, there was a bit of bluestuff down there, but it all has
to be, like, all naturalingredients because you're in the
jungle.
But, like, that.
I had no issues with the dhoni.
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I was like.
I just kept my regular scale.
I don't know how I managedthat, but I did.
I was thrilled.
It's a massive feat in therebecause there was a few people who
had.
There's.
There's certain times thatthings happen to people.
So around day four, peoplewill still not have gone and they're
desperate to go to the toilet.
So they'll give you, like,little bits of extra things in your
diet, like when you get thestars in.
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And then day five is wheneveryone cries.
So I cried on day five as well.
I saw you saying that, Summer.
What?
It's just in terms of theemotions that just usually.
Yeah, because you're tired andyou're in there.
And then Jack was saying, Day10, something happens.
It's your hardest day.
But I didn't find Tay Dan tobe my hardest day, to be honest.
Are you glad to be back to us?
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Well, I really just want to gohome, to be honest, and I feel a
bit bad that I'm sitting herein a lovely hotel and, like, going
out for dinner with Ruby andher husband and Luisa tonight and
having a good time.
And I'm just like.
I just really want to go hometo the kids so bad.
Embrace it to stay till the end.
Embrace it Until you return tothe madness.
I've had some gas, crack.
Talking to mom and Neil abouthow they're getting on with the kids
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and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Oh, it's so funny.
Yeah.
One of the things.
I was saying it last week inthe pod, too many bezzie and adorn.
I was saying that Neil was like.
I'll never hear from her again.
She goes, actually, she did.
She messaged me.
She said, I hear I'm mad about you.
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I don't believe it.
Show me it, Patrick.
Basically, what Neil said to me.
He messaged me one morning.
Or no, he called me becauseobviously I didn't have you.
I was struggling without the7am phone call, so I didn't have
you.
So I texted him at 7 and hedidn't call me till 8.
But anyway.
And he's like, amber, it'slike pandemonium here.
I'm booking.
I'm looking at a. I'm lookingat hotels now.
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As we speak, the little fella,Otto, he wakes up a quarter past
five.
Just starts shouting nonsense,singing to himself.
And then Bob goes, mom will goin and get him.
But he's absolutely like.
I think he's kind ofborderline bullying Mom.
Well, Otto.
Otto.
She said he slept at a quarterto seven yesterday morning and then
10 to seven today.
So she's pretty happy now.
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He's really into the swing of things.
But she was going into him.
You don't go into him.
You just say, oh, so I go back asleep.
And he goes back asleep.
Do not.
I would never get up with him.
A quarter of slide in the morning.
Absolutely no.
You need to warn people,because I did that as well.
Going into him.
Come into mind and watch your.
No, it's petrified of me.
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So what you want to know?
Hit me.
Anything?
Probably nothing.
No, I do, and I've asked acouple of questions.
Okay, so what I want to know,obviously, you and Tom were late
into the camp and you're putin charge.
I felt like that put you onthe back foot.
Yeah.
In terms of, you know, peopleare territorial.
They're already starting toform bonds.
And then two new people come in.
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And not only just two newpeople come in, but two new people
come in to boss you around.
Were they annoyed when we came in?
Because I haven't seen any ofthat yet.
Oh, there was one comment thatJack made, which was, you can't come
in halfway through the movieand decide to stop it or turn or
pause it or change the movie.
Oh, Jack.
He felt.
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He felt.
He felt a bit of a. I can'tremember what the word was he used,
but he was.
Yeah.
And then.
But all it takes is one personto say something like that, to kind
of like, influence otherpeople, you know?
But anyway, and thenobviously, what.
Also, in terms of when youguys are being in charge of the camp,
you guys had to, like, assigneveryone chores and that you had
no knowledge of what thechores were.
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You weren't watching the show,and, like, you didn't know what was
good, what was bad.
Well, what was deemed good,what was deemed bad.
And then, like, obviously somepeople had already kind of like,
bedded into certain choresthey were doing.
Like, Jack loves the cooking.
You can even see now at themoment, he's just like.
He can't keep himself awayfrom it.
And I saw a clip last nightand Ginge was like, do I see you?
And I don't.
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That's probably not the right accent.
You're not wearing the apron,so you're not in the kitchen.
So buzz off, basically.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
That's what he said.
He said he felt resistance to urine.
Tom.
Tom coming in.
Well, actually, I, I actually,I did.
It took me a while to get toknow Jack, but then I actually really
liked him.
Like, he's a really solid.
Like, he's very interesting stories.
He's really open with stuff.
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Like he's been sober for 10years and he was just telling me
all stuff about that and everything.
He's actually.
Yeah, he's really interesting.
He's really.
I said to him, I was like, Ijust didn'.
Expect you to be like this.
I thought you'd be wild, butlike, you're this like fully domesticated
person that's just like, getsit and he's not lazy and he does
loads of stuff.
And he was like, like he'd bea good person to live with.
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Well, he was a good person tolive with because essentially you
are living with people now.
I did like living witheverybody, I have to say, but, like,
I kind of spread myself around.
I wouldn't say that.
Like, I was like bondedspecifically to one person.
I probably had a, like alittle bit of.
More of a bond with Tom, Ithink, because we came in late together
and I just really like Tom's.
But I kind of spread myselfaround because it was nice to just
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go and talk to differentpeople all the time.
Tom was having his little lovetryst with Ruby.
Yeah, I didn't want to getinvolved in that.
The first day that we went outto the pool, I was like, there was.
They were quoting poetry and Iwas like, I'll just leave you guys
to it.
See you later.
She was quite good at that.
And come here to me.
I didn't realize Vogue, howscared of snakes you were.
Oh, my God.
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I couldn't believe it.
It was probably off yourencounter, based.
Off the back of your encounteron the beach.
Well, I'll tell you what elsehappened though, before we went in,
like, they.
You get this talk from, fromthe rangers and they're like telling
you, like, to be careful withthe animals and treat the animals
kindly and respect and allthis kind of stuff.
And then he was like.
And with these animals,because you don't know what you.
I didn't know what was goingin with me because you're not told
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anything.
They put a towel over yourhead when you leave the jungle and
you have to just look at theground and hold someone's shoulder
and just because they don'twant you to see anything around you.
Yeah.
But then he was like, he was.
Like, what are they trying to hide?
Are they're hiding all thegood stuff?
Because like even some of thestuff, like with wrecking balls of
rage that I did, I could see,I had seen some of the brown balls
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and I was like, I wonder whatthat's for.
So you'll see glimpses.
So that's why they kind ofCOVID us up.
But the ranger was like to mebefore the snakes, he was like, so
whatever critters or animalsgo in with you, don't lean on them
because they'll bite.
And I was like, when thesnakes came in, I was like, I don't
want to get bitten by a snake.
And so I was like, my wholebody was clenched and when I get,
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when I got out I was justcoated in a film of sweat because
I just lay there like beingclenched and trying to get the key.
And I was like.
Screaming out of you.
I couldn't believe it.
And then obviously I likedwhen they pitted you all against
one another.
Everyone had a rival and stufflike that.
And obviously like I can't, Icouldn't believe that you, you ate
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those pig brains.
I couldn't do that without aglass of water.
Well, yeah, my mouth is a bitdry because the water you drink in
there is boiled water and it just.
So it's always warmed.
Sometimes it's hot and it'slike, it just tastes, it just tastes
like smoke.
And then I drink more water.
You need more water.
And you're like.
So the pig's brain I had hadlike a bit of a like mini panic attack
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the night before because Icouldn't sleep.
So I got like two hours sleepor something because I just had a
full on meltdown.
And they're very good and theyhelped me and all that kind of stuff
and I was fine the next day.
But like I ate the pig's brainso fast because I was like, I have
to have a good night's sleep tonight.
I cannot end up in Doomsvilleor I'll pass away and die.
So I was like eating for my life.
I was like, I've got it, I'vegot to make sure I've got a decent
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bed.
And then the other one, youdid very, very well in, in terms
of like downing all those,that, that like smoothie that they
Made you all.
And like, just watching.
Some people were absolutelyshy at that.
Well, but here's the thing.
We all thought the worst wouldbe the fermented fish and the fish
eyes.
And that's what KE chose for me.
So I was like, oh, God, it'sgoing to be the worst.
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But it was actually very liquidy.
So like, things like the pigs,pigs vagina and stuff were more lumpy.
So I was actually kind ofgrateful for the fermented fish and
fish eyes.
Even though it was so disgusting.
When I puked it back up, itwas all I could taste.
And then burping all day withjust like fish breath.
I was like, oh, that's what Iget when I take my fish supplement.
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Oh, times that, a thousand.
I was literally like.
And every time I burped, I'd be.
Like, I mean, you can say nowyou've vomited live on television.
I know I hadn't done that yet.
So I was really happy about that.
The wrecking ball.
So when I was watching that, Iwas like, do you remember Takeshi's
Castle?
But most people liken that to.
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There's another show quitesimilar to that.
I think it's American.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
That was like, made for you.
And like, considering what day.
Because obviously you'rewrecked, but like, like me, you smash.
And I think you tricked that.
Do you call them all Ranger?
You tricked that guy when hetried to throw the ball.
And I'd say he was livid.
And you were like, I rememberyour face.
I'm coming for you.
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He was so impressed.
After I had done them, I wouldbe like.
And I was like.
I just was like, at fivestars, I was like, maybe that'll
be fine for camp.
I was so embits.
I couldn't believe I got the 11.
I didn't.
When I got the first one, Iwas like, there's no way I can get
11 of these.
There is absolutely.
I don't know anyone who could do.
And then I just kept going.
I loved that one, though.
That was a lot of fun.
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There was two bashes.
There was one bash you hadaround your kind of your hips, your
waist.
I was like, oh, like.
And you're like, I winded.
And then the other one was onyour chest.
But you were wearing like alife jacket, so I thought that that
might kind of save you a bitof the impact.
I did face plant into that little.
The bridge that went across.
That's why you had your handson the last one.
You went sliding.
Yeah, because I. I'D faceplanted the time before that.
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Yeah.
My ribs are still, like, alittle bit sore, but that was a lot
of fun.
I really like that one.
Go to the trials.
I thought I'd want to avoidall the trials because you're so
scared of what you're going toface, but actually just to get out
of camp and do something.
It made such a difference.
Yeah, big time.
That's some.
That was my one concern withyou is that, like, you're so, so
busy all the time.
And I was concerned that therewas just a lot of waiting around
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or sitting around.
Not waiting around, more sositting around.
And then I was kind ofconscious of the fact that obviously
you love to do your trainingevery day.
Then I saw you doing some.
Squats and whatnot.
And lastly, Tom gettinginvolved too.
Tom's absolutely rippled.
Yeah.
But that's why I did so many chores.
So, like, even though you'reassigned towards.
I just kind of sneakily go andcollect wood and stuff because it
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was so far away and it kind offelt like a bit of exercise, but
it was something to do as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Getting out of the camp, it'simportant to keep yourself.
Yeah, yeah.
I enjoyed everyone's companyand I'm looking forward to seeing.
I think it's.
This will be already out.
It's a double evictiontomorrow and all the families are
going in tonight.
So hold on, who's left now?
So it's.
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It's Tom, Shona, H. Ginge.
Why does everyone forget Jack?
Oh, I keep doing that.
It's so strange because it'sactually like a big part of camp
and like, I keep doing that as well.
Every interview I've done, I'mlike naming who I think is going
to go out next and I justforget to mention Jack.
Well, I kind of feel then, oh,would I say him and Shona or him
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and Tom, maybe?
Oh, I don't think Tom will go.
I thought Tom would be in the final.
No, I think Ginge has it.
Well, Ginge has it.
Don't forget there's threepeople in the final.
Yeah.
But I still think gingers.
I think the final might be Ginge.
Shona.
Yeah, I kind of do.
Oh, no, no, no.
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Yeah.
Lisa.
Oh, God, Jesus.
We forgot about Lisa as well.
Maybe Lisa.
Lisa, H and Ginge.
But there I feel like, just in.
Terms of like, oh, I would sayTom, Ging and H. I'd love Tom.
To be in the final, butobviously then as well, just before
you came out, like, I.
It would drive me it woulddrive me up the wall if people were
being lazy and not, like,pulling their weight.
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One, two, three.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I know.
That was a bit.
That was so momish, wasn't it?
I saw.
I looked at the back and I was like.
Because we'd had thatconversation like.
Like four times about justdoing the dishes because.
And then when there were ratsin camp, like, they were like, you
have to wash your dishes.
Like, they had.
There was two rats.
I know.
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And I was like, I don't wantto eat out of rat stuff.
And.
And so then I was like, comeon, we've just gotta.
Like, if you really don't wantto do the dishes, I'll do the dishes.
It's frustrating having thesame conversations again and again.
And the thing is.
But ginger nature, younger,you know what I mean?
And I think.
I just can't imagine they dothat kind of stuff at home.
And I'm such a neat freak as well.
So, like, I just likeeverything to be really neat and
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tidy and like, I'm probablyannoying like that as well.
But it's just the way I am.
And I just.
I was exactly how I am, but at home.
But anyway, doesn't matter.
I'm gonna keep drink eatingout a mug.
So it's that saying, you don'tknow someone until you live with
them.
And the reality is as well,though, Vogue.
Anyone else who's on Wash upbefore those two?
You.
I couldn't even tell you whowas on Wash up before those two because
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nobody said a peep in terms of.
It was me and Tom for like.
Me and Tom did it for five days.
And did you have to do it likethree times a day?
Yeah, yeah, you had to becausethere's breakfast, lunch and dinner.
So you have to wash everythingand you have to.
You just have to get it donebecause otherwise rats and like.
And we.
At one point we were.
When Lisa and Ruby were doingit, we started washing our.
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Because you've got these twowater tanks and one of them is brown
water that's not boiled, soit's not for drinking.
But you can wash your plates.
We started washing our plateswith that water, but then there were
rats all around the water, sowe had to stop doing that.
So, like, you just had to walk down.
It was a bit of.
Listen, all the jobs were abit difficult.
The easiest one ended up beingthe dunny.
But I never really wanted todo that because just.
I'd rather do the harder onesthan the smelly ones.
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The water, when you said wasthe hardest one.
The water was relentless.
My God.
Did I just pipe in there, Smelly?
No, I said that smelly.
Is time for sister cards.
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Well, I don't think so.
I actually wanted to play alittle game first.
Okay.
I feel uncomfortable, butfine, hit me.
We're continuing on, talkingabout the recent.
Show you were on.
What was the name of it again?
I'm a Celebrity.
Get Me out of Here.
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Nobody actually said it.
No, it was against the rulesto say.
You couldn't say that.
There was no way you couldhave put dog shit on me.
And I still.
There's no way.
It was like.
It didn't even.
But funnily, it didn't evencross my mind.
It's the last thing that I wasthinking of.
When you're doing stuff.
What is it?
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Like, what's.
It's a safe word that peopleuse when they're doing sexy time
things.
Well, stuff that your manChristian Grey will be doing to you,
you know?
Well, that would be a long.
You'd get yourself in a bit oftrouble if you have to say that whole
sentence.
It's usually just a word.
Banana, actually.
Too many.
Too many syllables in that.
Okay.
And a bit of a weird one touse, especially considering if it
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would be in a sex game.
Okay.
Anyway, moving on.
This game is called Finish theI'm a celeb sentence.
So you have to.
I begin the sentence and youguessed it.
You finished the sentence.
So the worst thing I had toeat was.
Pig'S brain.
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One moment I'll rememberforever will be.
Lying in a box of snakes.
I was most surprised by beingsprayed with fish water.
Did you see that one?
Oh, that's when it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I cannot.
I. I can't describe the smell.
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I was trying to run away frommyself and like.
Like I was down on the side h.And so.
And I was like.
And then I'd, like, move away from.
Then I'd be like, oh, my God,it's me.
It's me.
To wash that in my.
Our own clothes.
They just reached the whole time.
It was like me giving outabout my colleague in work, thinking
that he smelled and it wasactually dog shit on my shoe.
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Okay.
The worst.
The worst part about living incamp was.
The.
The eating was terrible.
It was.
The rice tasted awful.
It wasn't like your basmati rice.
I think it was some kind ofprotein dense.
It was absolutely vile to keepeverything moving, you know?
(26:30):
And I. I turned into the bin.
I was talking to Kelly thereearlier, and she was like, folk just
Hung around the bin all thetime at dinner time.
Because when they cut bit I.I'll eat that.
Like chunks of the tomatogoing in.
I was like, oh, that one.
And then I knew once Istarted, once people started offering
me their leftovers that theywere throwing out, I was like, oh
no, I've turned into the dust bin.
(26:50):
I can't beat up.
I'm that girl.
They were like, folks, stoptalking about rice.
But I'd always be like, iseveryone finished the rice?
Can I finish the rice?
Does anyone else want some?
Before I. I finished the ricebecause everyone hated it even more
than me.
And I just trying.
They say little pickers wearbig knickers.
This.
Well, I lost.
I lost 3.6 kilos.
Everyone's very interested inwhat I lost.
(27:12):
I lost 3.6 kilos going, Idon't do kilos.
I don't do kilos.
What's that in pain?
3.6 kilograms in pounds isnearly eight pounds.
That's a lot.
Wow.
We.
And 14 pounds is a stone.
Well, I've already put on two.
Ah, listen.
(27:32):
Okay.
My age.
That shows you that crashdiets don't work.
Because I literally.
It's basically I was like, Iwas on a crash diet and then I came
out and I put two kilosstraight back on.
I think it honestly, it wasthe next day that I put back on two
kilos.
Coming from someone.
If you want a bit of advicefrom someone who really is into health
well and fitness, give up thebooze and exercise regularly.
(27:55):
That's how you lose weight.
And also.
Not completely talk aboutyourself saying that.
What?
When it.
Follow your own advice beforeyou start dishing it out.
I know I'm not drinking one.
AI.
I'm going for a few boozyboozies tomorrow.
I'll tell you about that later.
But no, I. I think everythingin moderation now.
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I am I.
To be honest with you, I needto stop eating so much crap.
But anyway, the next question.
It's not really a question.
It's almost like a prompt.
My H impression sounds like.
You'Re at, mate.
You're right, mate.
Our kid.
He does say our kid.
They were talking aboutsomebody and I was like, who?
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We were doing the washing up.
I was like, who's our kid?
Because they were sayingsomething about somebody.
No one really said anythingnasty to anyone in the camp.
But they're like, and our kidsaid that to us.
And I was like, who?
He's talking about?
And they told me.
I was like, oh.
So every time you say that.
That's who you're talking about.
What does it mean?
I don't get it.
Am I supposed to get it?
So there.
No.
They were talking aboutsomebody in the camp and disguising
their name with our kid.
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Oh, clever.
The scariest moment was.
The scariest moment for me was.
Oh, just before all thecockroaches came in because I got
hypnotized against cockroachesbecause I am mortally frightened
of cockroaches.
Like we were in Spain in thesummer and there's a cockroach in
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my mom's bathroom and Iwouldn't sleep in the same room.
Like Spanish had to stay.
I was like, I'm not sleepingin this room now because there's
a cockroach in the bathroomand I wouldn't sleep there.
And then knowing that, thatbecause you can smell them before
you can see them.
So I was like, I just knowit's gonna happen.
And then cricket to bite.
Non stop.
They just bite you the whole time.
It's so annoying to gocollect, you know.
(29:38):
Remember like we was it me andFrederick, we used to get geckos.
We used to get grasshoppers.
Like is that not you tooinvolved in that?
Okay, so I'll definitely keepin touch.
With.
Ruby for sure.
Probably all of them.
We're all going to join aWhatsApp group.
But I'm going for dinner withRuby tonight.
She lives close to me and Tomlives close to me.
(29:59):
So that's.
They're the ones that I'll seethe most.
Oh, Ruby lives in London.
Yeah, yeah.
She lives like 20 minutes fromme and Tom lives like five minutes
from me.
So I'll see them all the time probably.
I did not know Ruby lived in London.
Okie dokie.
And the thing I missed most about.
Home was.
The kids.
Okay, moving on I suppose.
(30:27):
Then you then Spencer.
Good, Good save.
My personal jungle highlight was.
Personal jungle highlight was.
Kind of overcoming my fears ingeneral and overcoming like having
to sleep outside.
And the.
(30:47):
The shower is like being put under.
I was like, are they doingthis to us on purpose or is this
just the shower?
Is there like where is thewater coming from?
It was so cold you'd get in you.
I'm like, how does anyone havean attractive looking shower scene?
I don't get it.
Okay, you get to ask onecelebrity, one question.
(31:10):
What's the celeb?
And what's the question?
Oh God.
Okay, so.
I'm not massively interestedin celebs.
Ah, listen, vogue.
I.
That is I, not you.
What I'M not interested in celebs.
Do you not remember?
I'm not really that interestedin slabs.
I don't.
(31:30):
Why?
Because I once asked JamieRedknapp for a picture in the airport.
Now you just say that.
I love celebs.
I was 12.
Like, give it a break.
You weren't.
You were 17.
I was not 17.
You can get.
You were 16 or 17.
You were definitely not 12.
You were 16 when we went towhat's it called?
(31:51):
Porto Chervo in Sardinia.
Yes.
No, I wasn't.
I. I think with celebrity.
I was trying to think aboutthis, that I was trying to wake up
this morning, I felt like Iwas a bear coming out of hybrid hibernation.
But anyway, looks like it.
You know, that battered old bear.
I didn't think that was goingto be a video call.
When you called me.
Me, I did not think that was avideo call.
But hey, ho, you'd obviouslygo for one.
Like you could say, oh, I'dask O.J.
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if he's Chloe's dad or did hedo it to Nicole.
Who else?
Who else would have some juicygossip that nobody knows the answer
to?
Well, Epstein, that's.
Oh, not mean to be.
Not meaning to bring the mooddown, but like, be good to find out
certain things.
Okay, so if you had to pickone dessert to eat every day, what
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would it be?
Sticky toffee pudding.
I think mean, it's so delicious.
Or a brownie, cuz I likechocolate every day.
What's that?
Cheesecake.
The big one.
The baked cheesecake?
Yes, baked cheesecake.
Or what about.
What's that one where they.
I was going to say flambe.
It's not flambe.
It's a real basic one.
(32:54):
But I love.
Thank you.
Yeah, love it.
Oh, I could do creme brulee.
Cuz I love.
Do you remember I used to eat.
Half a tub custard?
A nice freaking.
Oh, I love.
Like if you get homemadecustard, which obviously I never
make, I just wait till I go out.
Somewhere someone gives it to me.
That is, I would drink thattill the cars come home.
Okay, what someone?
(33:15):
Something, something.
Not someone.
Something that you have a lovehate relationship with.
Ooh, I think you should answerthis one first so it might give me
an idea of how to answer it.
I was gonna say maybe sleep,because I love sleep and I love when
I get a really good sleep.
But then, then I hate sleepwhen I don't get a good sleep because
then it makes me really anxious.
Yeah, I wish I said that one.
(33:36):
Amber, Amber, get your own personality.
Okay.
I would say mine would beexercise because I love how I feel
when I've done exercise, but Iabsolutely hate doing it.
Yeah, that's fair.
Well, I kind of like doing it, so.
I know.
I don't.
It's just like, oh, God.
Back to this crap.
Okay.
What's the most boring thingyou've ever experienced?
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I mean, maybe a play that I'vebeen to.
There were some boring momentsin the jungle, but I don't know if
it's the most boring thingI've ever experienced.
But, like, you were just sotired, and if you.
If you didn't get to go outand do a task or a trial or.
Bush sucker trial or achallenge or whatever.
A challenge?
Yeah, a challenge.
You could, like, sometimessome people be in there for three
(34:22):
days, like, just sitting inthe camp and it's really small, and
you'd just be like, oh, oh, God.
I don't know if it's a boringthing, but, you know, sometimes that
you commit to do something andthen you're sitting there and you're
in the midst of doing whateverthis is, and you're just like, f
this, I really shouldn't haveagreed to do this.
Why did I do this?
And you're like.
And like.
Yeah.
When you're trying to think ofthings to busy your mind.
(34:42):
Yeah.
No, I've been in thatsituation a good few times.
Sometimes in lectures.
When I be in uni, I'd be like,oh, God.
God, I can't keep my eyes open.
And I.
That's the worst.
And I'd be like, please get meout of here.
I have to get up and go to thetoilet or just put a chewing in my
mouth.
Anything to kind of snap meout of it.
Then what's the craziest thingyou've done to impress someone?
I kind of don't bother tryingto impress people.
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What's the point?
I remember at an after party,I was trying to do backflips and
really hurt my coccyx.
That's your tailbone.
But that wasn't just someone.
That was everyone.
Hello, listeners.
I've been out for dinnerbecause the Internet went down.
(35:24):
There was actually an Internetoutage everywhere.
And all our stuff stopped.
And now, well, I'm a bit drunk.
Isn't that funny?
And why the f. Not for you, itis Friday night.
For us it is Friday afternoon.
Lunchtime.
Yeah, I went out for dinner.
Ruby and her husband and Luisand my manager.
(35:46):
And we all had lots ofmargarita is.
Yeah.
Luisa just text me there and Icouldn't make sense of attack.
Well, I brought someone to sayhello to you.
He said he's very proud of you.
You did great in the jungle,didn't you, dad.
She's got a picture of my father.
He.
That's his favorite place wasto go into Christmas, into Christmas,
into town on Christmas.
(36:06):
To see the lights in hisLansdowne jacket.
Yeah, actually, nobody wantedfor a year.
Do you know what he would havesaid to you?
You did shite.
Yeah, he would have.
Because I came out third.
He would have been like years.
You're an employee.
Embarrassment is what you are.
He wouldn't have.
He.
But anything.
Anything that would have beenin the paper.
He would have been downshowing his friends all the papers.
(36:29):
Look at her.
See her?
She's mine.
So be very proud of yourself.
Anyway, it's important.
If you're Irish, you'llunderstand this.
It's important that when you.
When you insult somebody, youhave to follow up quickly with a
compliment.
You give it and you take it away.
(36:50):
No.
No.
You take it, then you give.
So you finish on a high.
You finish on a positive.
So, yes, apologies for thatlittle break, but you were undisturbed
by that break.
It was us having it.
Well, poor Emil having a meltdown.
So I was talking.
Emma's got a tough at it today.
She does.
I think the Internet inAustralia is good, but it's just
not letting us do the pod formore than 15 minutes at a time.
(37:11):
So we have to keep stopping.
So we have two more sistercards to finish out.
We're not doing the one about.
What would you rename yourpets and kids?
Because that is not relevantto me.
And I'll be having answers.
Well, it is relevant to me, soI'm gonna talk about it.
And Amber, it's not my faultthat you won't rescue an animal.
I keep sending you animals torescue, and you're just so selfish
and greedy.
All you care about is yourself.
(37:32):
I'm not.
That's.
It's actually selfless that Iwon't get one because I'm not here.
No.
Cats go out on their own.
Luis was telling me her catsometimes goes off for 24 hours and
comes back.
That cat.
You could just get a cat FL.
Flap.
You're selfish.
Remember Frank?
He was this old cat and hisowner died, and no one would take
him.
And I wouldn't take Frank.
(37:52):
Where do you envisage thebloody cat flap going?
Do you not think I'm scaredenough in this house?
On my own, I just have wordsof myself when I hear strange noises.
Like the other night I wentupstairs and I obviously forgot I'd
been in the kitchen.
Oh, there's definitelysomebody trying to rock.
And I was.
I went back down to the kitchen.
I was going back down thestairs and I could see the kitchen
light as well.
Like, hello, Anyone here?
(38:14):
So then I was thinking back tomy steps and my steps where I went
into the kitchen first.
So it was me who put the light.
Well, now remember, and I'mnot trying to scare you, but remember
that time.
I'm not, I swear.
But I was in the house and Iwas like, Megan.
And I actually went downstairsand I was like, michael, that's Megan's
boyfriend.
I was like, I 100% had heard voices.
(38:36):
And I was like, that's theweirdest thing.
I definitely.
Do you know how often there'sthese motion sensor lights in the
hallway up in the hallwaydownstairs and the hallway upstairs?
And I can't tell you.
Any night.
Any night I wake up, thoselights outside my door are on.
Oh, please.
Please, God.
Oh, it's like something likethe ring, you know, scurrying around.
(38:58):
I don't know if I could stayin that house.
Shut the f up.
I'm here for the weekend on my own.
Anyway, moving on.
Let's finish out the sister card.
I've always got someone in thehouse, like, I'm going away for.
On the.
For Christmas.
And I'm like, I've already gotsomeone lined up.
Someone's in the house in London.
We've just.
There's just always someone there.
Hammer was like to me, we putup the Christmas tree in Dublin.
(39:20):
I was like, no, becauseMegan's having Christmas there, so
she'll have to put it.
Fair enough.
Absolutely fair enough.
That is a massive undertaking.
So listen, the.
Like, you'd know anythingabout it.
You've never done it.
Oh, Jesus.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Who's not behind you?
Shut up, folk.
That's too scary.
(39:40):
There's someone there.
Hold on.
Imagine we saw a murderer inthe background there.
Like, what would we do?
I shut my laptop.
I couldn't watch that.
So anyway, the first questionis, what is the point?
Oh, no, I want to talk aboutthe kids one.
(40:01):
Because me and spending whenwe were naming Theodore, we called
him Teddy the whole time hewas on my tummy.
And then I wanted to call himFrederick Freddy after my dad.
And spending one Spenny waslike, no, we're not doing that, because
what about Michael?
Spenny's brother.
So then we ended up callinghim Theodore Frederick Michael.
But I wish we'd called himFreddie, because I love the name
(40:21):
Freddy.
And I would have loved if hewas called after my dad, but my mom
mightn't have liked him thenbecause she didn't like my dad.
And then don't forget that youwanted to call one of the kids Amber.
And he also would not allow that.
Well, I didn't want.
I thought about it and hesaid, no, we're not calling him the
kid after your sister.
(40:42):
I.
Well, listen, it's great news.
Chances of another.
There's chances of another child.
You never know.
Bambi is a nice name anyway, so.
Okay, so what is the funniestinsult you've ever heard?
It's.
I don't know if it's an insult.
But how's your ghee for the gallop?
No, there's another one that'seven worse than that.
How's your gash for a bash?
(41:02):
But anyway, we might not.
That's just.
Well, it's not.
It's not a slag.
It's not a personal insult,but I. I don't know if I should say
who said this to me.
So there was a dinnerorganized with a load of people,
and basically someone sent mea message and said, said, enjoy that
(41:24):
dinner.
I'd rather eat my own.
Oh, wow.
Have you.
You know, the way it's.
Obviously, Chris is coming.
You know the song Feliz Navi?
Dad, have you heard that?
Seen the meme where it's like,all I can hear is police, not me
Dads.
Did you see her escape?
Sorry.
Okay, then the last thing is,what's the oldest thing you own?
(41:48):
Oh, God.
I have Dad's clothes and stuff still.
I still have his deck shoes.
I still have his.
I have a Lacoste jumper of histhat I wear sometimes if I'm feeling
sad.
Oh, stop.
I can't.
I don't really know.
Like, I. I've kind of gottengood at throwing stuff out.
Maybe.
Yeah.
I don't know, maybe a shirt ora jumper or pair of trousers.
(42:11):
Nothing very interesting.
Okay.
Do you want to do the agony am.
Yeah, let's do it.
Okay.
Agony time.
Welcome back, Vogue.
Amber, you were amazing withEmma on last week, but Emma thinks
you're a wanker.
I wanted to ride in becauseI'm pissed off at my family.
I was left out of a family gathering.
(42:33):
Oh, I wouldn't like that.
It's me, my mum, my brotherand my sister.
We all live Quite close.
Less than an hour away fromeach other.
My mum and brother decided togo for lunch and invited my sister,
but I didn't hear anythingabout it until after it happened.
Just the three of them.
Not me.
Me.
Could you imagine going forlunch and only inviting two of your
three kids?
(42:54):
They said they thought I wasbusy, but I wasn't.
And I was literally 20 minutes away.
It hurt not to even get a text.
I said I was fine, but I'mstill annoyed and wanted to get your
take on it.
Oh, my God.
If I was.
If I was pissed off, theywould know about it.
I would.
If that was me, I would bebothered by that.
And I think it's on the basisthat I. I'm just generally quite
(43:16):
inclusive.
I wouldn't exclude people.
And I'm always.
And I think that's the way weall are in our family.
The more the merrier.
Sometimes you get a little bittoo inclusive.
Yeah, exactly.
And sometimes we're like, oh,God, who invited them?
You're sitting beside them.
That happens sometimes.
But I would definitely sayit's them because I think that's
a little bit mean.
(43:36):
And you don't want it tohappen again.
No way.
I wouldn't know what thatfeels like in your position, because
I'm always one invited.
Amber, maybe you can invite me.
No, I don't get excluded, actually.
I'm in the mix.
And I actually sometimes say,no, thank you very much.
I'm okay.
I'm busy.
I would just.
I would just say it to themand then they won't do it again.
(43:58):
With stuff like this, don't let.
I think when you harbor kindof like annoyance about things, it
kind of like just bubblesunder the surface.
It builds.
Yeah.
And it's just like, there's nopoint, I think, because what happens
is you've got.
Not you.
You can be assertive, you canbe passive or you can be aggressive.
And if you are assertive,that's just addressing something
(44:19):
in a calm way.
If you're passive, which iswhat you're doing right now because
you're not addressing it.
Passive.
Passive passivity.
Or if you're passive, whatends up happening is you essentially
bypass being assertive and youjust end up being aggressive because
you will end up making kind ofsnidey remarks and stuff like that.
So I think it's always best totry and be assertive.
Yeah, agree.
Well, everyone, that's it.
We finally got through it.
(44:40):
We've had to stop recordingthree times during this pod, and
now it's here and you'll neverhave to hear any of it.
Thank God before Emma.
Her weekend's gone now that's it.
She's just gonna spend theweekend editing.
Sorry, emo, we love you.
Also I want to say, I want tosay to everyone thank you so much
for being really sound andlike I genuinely mean that but because
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sometimes I don't know whenyou're on TV people can be a bit
mean and I think that everyonewas just so nice and I just got so
many nice messages I'm stillgetting nice messages and it's just
actually a joy to see andit's, it's unexpected and it's very
lovely and I think you're alldeadly so thank you very much and.
You'Re deadly too, Bug.
Okie dokie.
Thank you so much and you're deadly.
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And Emma, you're a deadlyperfect, wonderful daddy.
Grace, see you later.
Thanks a minute guys.
Bye.
Foreign.
Hello and welcome to.
Amber.
I said do the intro.
Van Amber, the podcast.
I'm back.
Sorry, girls.
I know you're.
I know girls and boys, I knowyou were looking for another Emma
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Doran, but you know what?
I is back.
So talk us through theseglasses then.
Amber.
What's the crack?
I got an.
Oh, well, I was influenced.
It's called peer pressure.
I was in work.
Influenced by the party shop.
Where did you.
I don't like.
There's this website.
You can order glasses.
And I was like, okay, Grant,I'll get cheap glasses here.
Just because I lost a pair ofglasses on my way on a plane on one
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of my journeys, and I replacedthose ones.
I got Matt Damon style ones.
But then my friend is like, myfriend didn't work, but, like, she
was sitting beside me.
She's like, yeah, they'rereally cool.
So I blame Donna in work.
And I got these ones and I gotother ones.
The other ones make me look myage, if not older, but these are
what they are.
So these live by my bed, and Iput these on where nobody can see
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me.
Unless, of course, I have company.
I don't think.
Yeah, that would be not greatfor the old company.
There's my room.
Everything feels so nice.
When I see it again, I'm like,oh, there it is.
You'd swear it was gone.
Like, Tom Hanks vibes.
I was only gone for, like, two weeks.
It was a long time.
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I was saying there was acouple of instances where I went
to text you.
I was like, oh.
Or to call you, and I waslike, oh, God, I can't do that.
And there was one thing Ireally needed your advice about.
And I can't remember what Idid to get it sorted, but I sense
checked it with other people.
There were other people Icould lead on.
So that was reassuring for me.
So what you're saying is I'mnot needed, huh?
Is that what we're getting here?
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Okay.
I made do with what I hadaccess to in your absence is all
it means.
Emo.
Did you miss me at least?
Oh, I really miss you.
Oh, that's nice.
It was weird watching you onthe telly.
It was like, oh, oh, she'sover there, but she's used to being
here.
It was surreal.
It was honestly surreal.
I was like.
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Like an excited child onChristmas morning.
I asked Louisa about loads ofstories and she's like, no, that
wasn't in.
That wasn't in, like.
And I.
It's.
The problem is it's a 42minute show.
And so you don't actually knowwhat's being edited, but you're doing
so much during the day andyou're just being constantly filmed.
So you.
You think the.
They asked you in theTelegraph are going to be the ones
that they use, but then Idon't think that they used much of
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it.
Oh, you mean when like theTelegraph is like the diary room,
is it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the diary room.
It's day four in the BigBrother house.
Well, I tell you what I sawbefore I went in.
So I was walking along thebeach and I went for one swim on
the beach one day and I waslike, this is lovely.
I'll do this tomorrow.
And then I was going for awalk on the beach that night.
And we get a chaperone.
So someone that's just with usall the time.
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We can't leave the hotelwithout the chaperone.
You have to always be with them.
And it's like you're underhouse arrest.
I know.
Yeah.
So she came for a walk with me.
So just to interject rightnow, what time are you getting up
over there?
Because, like, you put a videoup earlier on of like, saying congratulations
to Spencer.
So actually, big bravo toSpencer on his 7 Project 7 challenge.
Congratulations.
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7 triathlons or Ironman in 7continents and continents.
Continents in 21 days.
So the fastest ever person todo 7 triathlons in 7 continents.
And then also the.
The fastest person to do a triathlon.
On Antarctica the other nightbefore he was about to start doing
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the Antarctica, when I wasjust like, we're all behind you.
You know, we're all superproud of you already.
Be proud of what you've done.
If it gets too much, just call it.
And I think he misread what Isaid because he was just like, I
can't really call.
The coverage isn't great.
I was like, no, don't call me.
Don't cover it.
If that's not very positive tosend them into it.
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No, I was saying that you'vealready done enough and we're all
very proud of you.
But then I've turned, like, Iturned off my phone.
Well, not turned it off, but Iput it on silent, went to sleep.
And I woke up and I had.
Two missed video calls.
Oh, God, poor Spinny.
It was like when you came outthe other night, I was like, oh,
God, I have to go to sleep.
What am I gonna do?
I'll send her a nice messageand then put my phone on.
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It's not even gonna talk toanyone either.
Straight away I was like, I didn't.
I didn't take my phone outtill like way later on in the day.
And I bumped into Ruby todayand Ruby hasn't.
Ruby hasn't taken her phoneout at all.
She's like, how will I text you?
She's like, we'll go fordinner tonight.
And I already know that we'regonna be going on the piss.
But like, I'm going on thepiss with Ruby Wax.
I'm pretty happy.
That is gonna be some night.
But listen to sound.
I wasn't finished telling theother story, by the way.
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I know.
Before you finish the otherstory because I'll forget.
I have a very bad.
Well, with certain things.
I have a very bad memory.
I'm like a goldfish, like you.
But what time are you getting up?
Because you put up thatcongratulations to Spencer and I
was like.
When I counted it, it wouldhave been half four year time.
But it was like super bright.
No, no, no, I'm 10 hours behind.
So it was.
I got up at 6:00am 10 hours ahead.
10 hours ahead, yeah.
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So I got up at 6:00am sobecause we were getting up so early
in the jungle, they wake us uptime to camp mates.
Time to get up at like halffive in the morning.
So I'm just used to getting up early.
But I stayed up last nightbecause I'm still listening, guys.
I'm still into All's Fair.
Everyone's slagging it off.
I'm still watching it last up.
I'm on the last step and Ithink it's being recommissioned.
So I'm very pleased about that.
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In spite of what everyone else said.
It's a bit mad now with thereviews coming out.
Come here.
And how did Ginge and H manageto stay in bed then?
If you're all getting.
Were they not getting in trouble?
So they would just.
They would just stay in beduntil like the very last minute before
Anton Deco come into the camp.
Oh, that's naughty.
I don't know how becauseeveryone was just milling around
but saying that at night.
So you had to go into theTelegraph before you went to bed.
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So they'd call people up every.
Like there'd be like a personan hour.
Like it was just very slow.
But everyone had to go in.
So you had to wait up.
But like I just lie in my bedand fall asleep, which is everybody
around me talking.
Because you were so wrecked.
I know, yeah.
That reminds me, just speakingof Australia, when I.
When we did the Backpacking.
So we did the whole east coastfrom like, where is it, the place
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Brisbane, all the way up to Keynes.
And like, you'd have to go see.
Put music on because you'd belying because you stay in hostels
and stuff like that.
So you just put a plate.
Well, what was it?
Was it back in.
Not Discman?
What were those other thingsthat we had?
An MP3 player?
Some form of.
An MP3 player?
Yeah.
So you go sleep, listen to music.
You get used to it.
Anyway, let me tell you.
We'll go back to the.
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So before I went into thejungle and me and Rosalina are going
for a walk along the beach andthere's all these people crowded
around something.
I was like, oh my God, what's that?
So obviously straight over itwas this like 12 foot long snake,
the biggest snake I've everseen with barnacles all over it.
It was a sea snake.
I didn't know there was seasnakes out in the sea over there.
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I never got back in again.
And supposedly they have areal problem with bull sharks.
And a woman got killed likeabout a week ago from a bull shark.
What's the difference betweena bull shark and a regular shark?
Well, there's.
There's no.
Just regular sharks.
They all have a name like agreat white shark, a tiger shark.
There's no regular shark head.
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Is there a flathead shark?
There's a hammerhead shark, ifthat's the one that you're talking
about.
Gosh.
Sorry.
What size is this big snake?
And was it dead?
No.
So then this man, I nearlywent over to touch it because it
looked dead with barnacles andmoss all over.
Then it moved.
And I was like, it moved.
I was like, but are they dangerous?
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Like would they wrapthemselves around and choke you and
squeeze you to death?
I don't know.
I must Google it.
I don't know what it does.
But then this man got a stickand was trying to like lead it back
into the ocean and then itslithered off in the sea.
I won't be.
I won't be getting him back there.
Sharks are one thing withsnakes in there.
Cuz God knows I'm frightenedof snakes.
I did not realize howfrightened of snakes I was.
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That's what, you know, that'swhat happened with Sveni when he
was doing his Cape Town swim.
He like, it's.
He said it scared the absolutebejesus out of him, that he could
feel things brushing upagainst him.
And it was sea lions.
It was like Sammy the Sealfrom down in the harbor.
They were brushing against.
I sound like Tom.
I'm not Tom.
I love Tom, but come here.
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Was it not really Whitman?
He's like, all right, mate.
I was going.
And he started talking the.
Out of me.
I was like, what?
My sweet Tom.
Who's that?
Vogue.
I'm sorry.
And I couldn't handle the.
Him and Ruby going and bathingtogether and singing together.
What the.
I going to ask her about it now.
I'm sure there were.
There were tongues or something.
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There were daffo tongues.
I'm going to ask her aboutthat tonight.
They were sharing a toothbrush.
At one point, I was like,guys, come on, just don't bother.
One of you.
Just don't brush your teeth,because it's worse to share the toothbrush.
I was like, this is grim.
Some things.
You were all getting a littlebit too close in there.
Oh, my God.
Shaving each other's.
Shaving each other's faces.
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Well, it was my salon.
I was shaving the girls.
I thought, I'm not gonna.
I'll do the shaving.
I won't shave on telly.
And even, like, I was like.
We had this tiny little handmirror that we were allowed to use.
It was a bit frightening, soyou didn't really want to look at
it anyway.
But, like, I could just seeloads of.
Like, I needed to squeeze fast.
And I was like, I just can't.
I can't do it on telly just incase I get caught.
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And, like, they put that outof me sitting there, squeezing spots.
What, you'd wedge the mirrorsomewhere so you could do it?
No, I didn't do it.
I just didn't squeeze spotsbecause I'd have to go into the Donny,
too.
That's the only place that youhad a bit of privacy.
There was nowhere that youwere, like, alone.
You were just permanentlybeing filmed all the time.
And you'd be in the shower.
You'd be the shower.
And you just hear.
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And the camera would just turnto face.
You'd be like, oh, God.
And because you couldn'tobviously take your bikini off, you're,
like, just trying to wash yourass and stuff with your bikini still
on.
I was like, this is so.
I can't wait for a naked shower.
So with the funny.
If someone had an upset up to.
Oh, my God.
If someone had an upset tummyand it was coming out the back end.
Could you hear that from the dunny?
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Like, was it any far enough away?
No, it was pretty far away,but it absolutely wreaked all the
time.
So it didn't matter who hadgone in, or it didn't matter if you
went in after somebody.
You were just, like, poopingin a bucket.
They didn't even have, like,you know, the blue stuff that you
see in, like.
What's that thing called?
Portaloo.
Yeah, there was a bit of bluestuff down there, but it all has
to be, like, all naturalingredients because you're in the
jungle.
But, like, that.
I had no issues with the dhoni.
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I was like.
I just kept my regular scale.
I don't know how I managedthat, but I did.
I was thrilled.
It's a massive feat in therebecause there was a few people who
had.
There's.
There's certain times thatthings happen to people.
So around day four, peoplewill still not have gone and they're
desperate to go to the toilet.
So they'll give you, like,little bits of extra things in your
diet, like when you get thestars in.
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And then day five is wheneveryone cries.
So I cried on day five as well.
I saw you saying that, Summer.
What?
It's just in terms of theemotions that just usually.
Yeah, because you're tired andyou're in there.
And then Jack was saying, Day10, something happens.
It's your hardest day.
But I didn't find Tay Dan tobe my hardest day, to be honest.
Are you glad to be back to us?
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Well, I really just want to gohome, to be honest, and I feel a
bit bad that I'm sitting herein a lovely hotel and, like, going
out for dinner with Ruby andher husband and Luisa tonight and
having a good time.
And I'm just like.
I just really want to go hometo the kids so bad.
Embrace it to stay till the end.
Embrace it Until you return tothe madness.
I've had some gas, crack.
Talking to mom and Neil abouthow they're getting on with the kids
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and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Oh, it's so funny.
Yeah.
One of the things.
I was saying it last week inthe pod, too many bezzie and adorn.
I was saying that Neil was like.
I'll never hear from her again.
She goes, actually, she did.
She messaged me.
She said, I hear I'm mad about you.
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I don't believe it.
Show me it, Patrick.
Basically, what Neil said to me.
He messaged me one morning.
Or no, he called me becauseobviously I didn't have you.
I was struggling without the7am phone call, so I didn't have
you.
So I texted him at 7 and hedidn't call me till 8.
But anyway.
And he's like, amber, it'slike pandemonium here.
I'm booking.
I'm looking at a. I'm lookingat hotels now.
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As we speak, the little fella,Otto, he wakes up a quarter past
five.
Just starts shouting nonsense,singing to himself.
And then Bob goes, mom will goin and get him.
But he's absolutely like.
I think he's kind ofborderline bullying Mom.
Well, Otto.
Otto.
She said he slept at a quarterto seven yesterday morning and then
10 to seven today.
So she's pretty happy now.
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He's really into the swing of things.
But she was going into him.
You don't go into him.
You just say, oh, so I go back asleep.
And he goes back asleep.
Do not.
I would never get up with him.
A quarter of slide in the morning.
Absolutely no.
You need to warn people,because I did that as well.
Going into him.
Come into mind and watch your.
No, it's petrified of me.
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So what you want to know?
Hit me.
Anything?
Probably nothing.
No, I do, and I've asked acouple of questions.
Okay, so what I want to know,obviously, you and Tom were late
into the camp and you're putin charge.
I felt like that put you onthe back foot.
Yeah.
In terms of, you know, peopleare territorial.
They're already starting toform bonds.
And then two new people come in.
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And not only just two newpeople come in, but two new people
come in to boss you around.
Were they annoyed when we came in?
Because I haven't seen any ofthat yet.
Oh, there was one comment thatJack made, which was, you can't come
in halfway through the movieand decide to stop it or turn or
pause it or change the movie.
Oh, Jack.
He felt.
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He felt.
He felt a bit of a. I can'tremember what the word was he used,
but he was.
Yeah.
And then.
But all it takes is one personto say something like that, to kind
of like, influence otherpeople, you know?
But anyway, and thenobviously, what.
Also, in terms of when youguys are being in charge of the camp,
you guys had to, like, assigneveryone chores and that you had
no knowledge of what thechores were.
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You weren't watching the show,and, like, you didn't know what was
good, what was bad.
Well, what was deemed good,what was deemed bad.
And then, like, obviously somepeople had already kind of like,
bedded into certain choresthey were doing.
Like, Jack loves the cooking.
You can even see now at themoment, he's just like.
He can't keep himself awayfrom it.
And I saw a clip last nightand Ginge was like, do I see you?
And I don't.
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That's probably not the right accent.
You're not wearing the apron,so you're not in the kitchen.
So buzz off, basically.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
That's what he said.
He said he felt resistance to urine.
Tom.
Tom coming in.
Well, actually, I, I actually,I did.
It took me a while to get toknow Jack, but then I actually really
liked him.
Like, he's a really solid.
Like, he's very interesting stories.
He's really open with stuff.
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Like he's been sober for 10years and he was just telling me
all stuff about that and everything.
He's actually.
Yeah, he's really interesting.
He's really.
I said to him, I was like, Ijust didn'.
Expect you to be like this.
I thought you'd be wild, butlike, you're this like fully domesticated
person that's just like, getsit and he's not lazy and he does
loads of stuff.
And he was like, like he'd bea good person to live with.
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Well, he was a good person tolive with because essentially you
are living with people now.
I did like living witheverybody, I have to say, but, like,
I kind of spread myself around.
I wouldn't say that.
Like, I was like bondedspecifically to one person.
I probably had a, like alittle bit of.
More of a bond with Tom, Ithink, because we came in late together
and I just really like Tom's.
But I kind of spread myselfaround because it was nice to just
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go and talk to differentpeople all the time.
Tom was having his little lovetryst with Ruby.
Yeah, I didn't want to getinvolved in that.
The first day that we went outto the pool, I was like, there was.
They were quoting poetry and Iwas like, I'll just leave you guys
to it.
See you later.
She was quite good at that.
And come here to me.
I didn't realize Vogue, howscared of snakes you were.
Oh, my God.
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I couldn't believe it.
It was probably off yourencounter, based.
Off the back of your encounteron the beach.
Well, I'll tell you what elsehappened though, before we went in,
like, they.
You get this talk from, fromthe rangers and they're like telling
you, like, to be careful withthe animals and treat the animals
kindly and respect and allthis kind of stuff.
And then he was like.
And with these animals,because you don't know what you.
I didn't know what was goingin with me because you're not told
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anything.
They put a towel over yourhead when you leave the jungle and
you have to just look at theground and hold someone's shoulder
and just because they don'twant you to see anything around you.
Yeah.
But then he was like, he was.
Like, what are they trying to hide?
Are they're hiding all thegood stuff?
Because like even some of thestuff, like with wrecking balls of
rage that I did, I could see,I had seen some of the brown balls
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and I was like, I wonder whatthat's for.
So you'll see glimpses.
So that's why they kind ofCOVID us up.
But the ranger was like to mebefore the snakes, he was like, so
whatever critters or animalsgo in with you, don't lean on them
because they'll bite.
And I was like, when thesnakes came in, I was like, I don't
want to get bitten by a snake.
And so I was like, my wholebody was clenched and when I get,
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when I got out I was justcoated in a film of sweat because
I just lay there like beingclenched and trying to get the key.
And I was like.
Screaming out of you.
I couldn't believe it.
And then obviously I likedwhen they pitted you all against
one another.
Everyone had a rival and stufflike that.
And obviously like I can't, Icouldn't believe that you, you ate
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those pig brains.
I couldn't do that without aglass of water.
Well, yeah, my mouth is a bitdry because the water you drink in
there is boiled water and it just.
So it's always warmed.
Sometimes it's hot and it'slike, it just tastes, it just tastes
like smoke.
And then I drink more water.
You need more water.
And you're like.
So the pig's brain I had hadlike a bit of a like mini panic attack
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the night before because Icouldn't sleep.
So I got like two hours sleepor something because I just had a
full on meltdown.
And they're very good and theyhelped me and all that kind of stuff
and I was fine the next day.
But like I ate the pig's brainso fast because I was like, I have
to have a good night's sleep tonight.
I cannot end up in Doomsvilleor I'll pass away and die.
So I was like eating for my life.
I was like, I've got it, I'vegot to make sure I've got a decent
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bed.
And then the other one, youdid very, very well in, in terms
of like downing all those,that, that like smoothie that they
Made you all.
And like, just watching.
Some people were absolutelyshy at that.
Well, but here's the thing.
We all thought the worst wouldbe the fermented fish and the fish
eyes.
And that's what KE chose for me.
So I was like, oh, God, it'sgoing to be the worst.
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But it was actually very liquidy.
So like, things like the pigs,pigs vagina and stuff were more lumpy.
So I was actually kind ofgrateful for the fermented fish and
fish eyes.
Even though it was so disgusting.
When I puked it back up, itwas all I could taste.
And then burping all day withjust like fish breath.
I was like, oh, that's what Iget when I take my fish supplement.
(18:21):
Oh, times that, a thousand.
I was literally like.
And every time I burped, I'd be.
Like, I mean, you can say nowyou've vomited live on television.
I know I hadn't done that yet.
So I was really happy about that.
The wrecking ball.
So when I was watching that, Iwas like, do you remember Takeshi's
Castle?
But most people liken that to.
(18:42):
There's another show quitesimilar to that.
I think it's American.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
That was like, made for you.
And like, considering what day.
Because obviously you'rewrecked, but like, like me, you smash.
And I think you tricked that.
Do you call them all Ranger?
You tricked that guy when hetried to throw the ball.
And I'd say he was livid.
And you were like, I rememberyour face.
I'm coming for you.
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He was so impressed.
After I had done them, I wouldbe like.
And I was like.
I just was like, at fivestars, I was like, maybe that'll
be fine for camp.
I was so embits.
I couldn't believe I got the 11.
I didn't.
When I got the first one, Iwas like, there's no way I can get
11 of these.
There is absolutely.
I don't know anyone who could do.
And then I just kept going.
I loved that one, though.
That was a lot of fun.
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There was two bashes.
There was one bash you hadaround your kind of your hips, your
waist.
I was like, oh, like.
And you're like, I winded.
And then the other one was onyour chest.
But you were wearing like alife jacket, so I thought that that
might kind of save you a bitof the impact.
I did face plant into that little.
The bridge that went across.
That's why you had your handson the last one.
You went sliding.
Yeah, because I. I'D faceplanted the time before that.
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Yeah.
My ribs are still, like, alittle bit sore, but that was a lot
of fun.
I really like that one.
Go to the trials.
I thought I'd want to avoidall the trials because you're so
scared of what you're going toface, but actually just to get out
of camp and do something.
It made such a difference.
Yeah, big time.
That's some.
That was my one concern withyou is that, like, you're so, so
busy all the time.
And I was concerned that therewas just a lot of waiting around
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or sitting around.
Not waiting around, more sositting around.
And then I was kind ofconscious of the fact that obviously
you love to do your trainingevery day.
Then I saw you doing some.
Squats and whatnot.
And lastly, Tom gettinginvolved too.
Tom's absolutely rippled.
Yeah.
But that's why I did so many chores.
So, like, even though you'reassigned towards.
I just kind of sneakily go andcollect wood and stuff because it
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was so far away and it kind offelt like a bit of exercise, but
it was something to do as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Getting out of the camp, it'simportant to keep yourself.
Yeah, yeah.
I enjoyed everyone's companyand I'm looking forward to seeing.
I think it's.
This will be already out.
It's a double evictiontomorrow and all the families are
going in tonight.
So hold on, who's left now?
So it's.
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It's Tom, Shona, H. Ginge.
Why does everyone forget Jack?
Oh, I keep doing that.
It's so strange because it'sactually like a big part of camp
and like, I keep doing that as well.
Every interview I've done, I'mlike naming who I think is going
to go out next and I justforget to mention Jack.
Well, I kind of feel then, oh,would I say him and Shona or him
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and Tom, maybe?
Oh, I don't think Tom will go.
I thought Tom would be in the final.
No, I think Ginge has it.
Well, Ginge has it.
Don't forget there's threepeople in the final.
Yeah.
But I still think gingers.
I think the final might be Ginge.
Shona.
Yeah, I kind of do.
Oh, no, no, no.
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Yeah.
Lisa.
Oh, God, Jesus.
We forgot about Lisa as well.
Maybe Lisa.
Lisa, H and Ginge.
But there I feel like, just in.
Terms of like, oh, I would sayTom, Ging and H. I'd love Tom.
To be in the final, butobviously then as well, just before
you came out, like, I.
It would drive me it woulddrive me up the wall if people were
being lazy and not, like,pulling their weight.
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One, two, three.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I know.
That was a bit.
That was so momish, wasn't it?
I saw.
I looked at the back and I was like.
Because we'd had thatconversation like.
Like four times about justdoing the dishes because.
And then when there were ratsin camp, like, they were like, you
have to wash your dishes.
Like, they had.
There was two rats.
I know.
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And I was like, I don't wantto eat out of rat stuff.
And.
And so then I was like, comeon, we've just gotta.
Like, if you really don't wantto do the dishes, I'll do the dishes.
It's frustrating having thesame conversations again and again.
And the thing is.
But ginger nature, younger,you know what I mean?
And I think.
I just can't imagine they dothat kind of stuff at home.
And I'm such a neat freak as well.
So, like, I just likeeverything to be really neat and
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tidy and like, I'm probablyannoying like that as well.
But it's just the way I am.
And I just.
I was exactly how I am, but at home.
But anyway, doesn't matter.
I'm gonna keep drink eatingout a mug.
So it's that saying, you don'tknow someone until you live with
them.
And the reality is as well,though, Vogue.
Anyone else who's on Wash upbefore those two?
You.
I couldn't even tell you whowas on Wash up before those two because
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nobody said a peep in terms of.
It was me and Tom for like.
Me and Tom did it for five days.
And did you have to do it likethree times a day?
Yeah, yeah, you had to becausethere's breakfast, lunch and dinner.
So you have to wash everythingand you have to.
You just have to get it donebecause otherwise rats and like.
And we.
At one point we were.
When Lisa and Ruby were doingit, we started washing our.
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Because you've got these twowater tanks and one of them is brown
water that's not boiled, soit's not for drinking.
But you can wash your plates.
We started washing our plateswith that water, but then there were
rats all around the water, sowe had to stop doing that.
So, like, you just had to walk down.
It was a bit of.
Listen, all the jobs were abit difficult.
The easiest one ended up beingthe dunny.
But I never really wanted todo that because just.
I'd rather do the harder onesthan the smelly ones.
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The water, when you said wasthe hardest one.
The water was relentless.
My God.
Did I just pipe in there, Smelly?
No, I said that smelly.
Is time for sister cards.
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Well, I don't think so.
I actually wanted to play alittle game first.
Okay.
I feel uncomfortable, butfine, hit me.
We're continuing on, talkingabout the recent.
Show you were on.
What was the name of it again?
I'm a Celebrity.
Get Me out of Here.
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Nobody actually said it.
No, it was against the rulesto say.
You couldn't say that.
There was no way you couldhave put dog shit on me.
And I still.
There's no way.
It was like.
It didn't even.
But funnily, it didn't evencross my mind.
It's the last thing that I wasthinking of.
When you're doing stuff.
What is it?
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Like, what's.
It's a safe word that peopleuse when they're doing sexy time
things.
Well, stuff that your manChristian Grey will be doing to you,
you know?
Well, that would be a long.
You'd get yourself in a bit oftrouble if you have to say that whole
sentence.
It's usually just a word.
Banana, actually.
Too many.
Too many syllables in that.
Okay.
And a bit of a weird one touse, especially considering if it
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would be in a sex game.
Okay.
Anyway, moving on.
This game is called Finish theI'm a celeb sentence.
So you have to.
I begin the sentence and youguessed it.
You finished the sentence.
So the worst thing I had toeat was.
Pig'S brain.
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One moment I'll rememberforever will be.
Lying in a box of snakes.
I was most surprised by beingsprayed with fish water.
Did you see that one?
Oh, that's when it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I cannot.
I. I can't describe the smell.
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I was trying to run away frommyself and like.
Like I was down on the side h.And so.
And I was like.
And then I'd, like, move away from.
Then I'd be like, oh, my God,it's me.
It's me.
To wash that in my.
Our own clothes.
They just reached the whole time.
It was like me giving outabout my colleague in work, thinking
that he smelled and it wasactually dog shit on my shoe.
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Okay.
The worst.
The worst part about living incamp was.
The.
The eating was terrible.
It was.
The rice tasted awful.
It wasn't like your basmati rice.
I think it was some kind ofprotein dense.
It was absolutely vile to keepeverything moving, you know?
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And I. I turned into the bin.
I was talking to Kelly thereearlier, and she was like, folk just
Hung around the bin all thetime at dinner time.
Because when they cut bit I.I'll eat that.
Like chunks of the tomatogoing in.
I was like, oh, that one.
And then I knew once Istarted, once people started offering
me their leftovers that theywere throwing out, I was like, oh
no, I've turned into the dust bin.
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I can't beat up.
I'm that girl.
They were like, folks, stoptalking about rice.
But I'd always be like, iseveryone finished the rice?
Can I finish the rice?
Does anyone else want some?
Before I. I finished the ricebecause everyone hated it even more
than me.
And I just trying.
They say little pickers wearbig knickers.
This.
Well, I lost.
I lost 3.6 kilos.
Everyone's very interested inwhat I lost.
(27:12):
I lost 3.6 kilos going, Idon't do kilos.
I don't do kilos.
What's that in pain?
3.6 kilograms in pounds isnearly eight pounds.
That's a lot.
Wow.
We.
And 14 pounds is a stone.
Well, I've already put on two.
Ah, listen.
(27:32):
Okay.
My age.
That shows you that crashdiets don't work.
Because I literally.
It's basically I was like, Iwas on a crash diet and then I came
out and I put two kilosstraight back on.
I think it honestly, it wasthe next day that I put back on two
kilos.
Coming from someone.
If you want a bit of advicefrom someone who really is into health
well and fitness, give up thebooze and exercise regularly.
(27:55):
That's how you lose weight.
And also.
Not completely talk aboutyourself saying that.
What?
When it.
Follow your own advice beforeyou start dishing it out.
I know I'm not drinking one.
AI.
I'm going for a few boozyboozies tomorrow.
I'll tell you about that later.
But no, I. I think everythingin moderation now.
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I am I.
To be honest with you, I needto stop eating so much crap.
But anyway, the next question.
It's not really a question.
It's almost like a prompt.
My H impression sounds like.
You'Re at, mate.
You're right, mate.
Our kid.
He does say our kid.
They were talking aboutsomebody and I was like, who?
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We were doing the washing up.
I was like, who's our kid?
Because they were sayingsomething about somebody.
No one really said anythingnasty to anyone in the camp.
But they're like, and our kidsaid that to us.
And I was like, who?
He's talking about?
And they told me.
I was like, oh.
So every time you say that.
That's who you're talking about.
What does it mean?
I don't get it.
Am I supposed to get it?
So there.
No.
They were talking aboutsomebody in the camp and disguising
their name with our kid.
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Oh, clever.
The scariest moment was.
The scariest moment for me was.
Oh, just before all thecockroaches came in because I got
hypnotized against cockroachesbecause I am mortally frightened
of cockroaches.
Like we were in Spain in thesummer and there's a cockroach in
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my mom's bathroom and Iwouldn't sleep in the same room.
Like Spanish had to stay.
I was like, I'm not sleepingin this room now because there's
a cockroach in the bathroomand I wouldn't sleep there.
And then knowing that, thatbecause you can smell them before
you can see them.
So I was like, I just knowit's gonna happen.
And then cricket to bite.
Non stop.
They just bite you the whole time.
It's so annoying to gocollect, you know.
(29:38):
Remember like we was it me andFrederick, we used to get geckos.
We used to get grasshoppers.
Like is that not you tooinvolved in that?
Okay, so I'll definitely keepin touch.
With.
Ruby for sure.
Probably all of them.
We're all going to join aWhatsApp group.
But I'm going for dinner withRuby tonight.
She lives close to me and Tomlives close to me.
(29:59):
So that's.
They're the ones that I'll seethe most.
Oh, Ruby lives in London.
Yeah, yeah.
She lives like 20 minutes fromme and Tom lives like five minutes
from me.
So I'll see them all the time probably.
I did not know Ruby lived in London.
Okie dokie.
And the thing I missed most about.
Home was.
The kids.
Okay, moving on I suppose.
(30:27):
Then you then Spencer.
Good, Good save.
My personal jungle highlight was.
Personal jungle highlight was.
Kind of overcoming my fears ingeneral and overcoming like having
to sleep outside.
And the.
(30:47):
The shower is like being put under.
I was like, are they doingthis to us on purpose or is this
just the shower?
Is there like where is thewater coming from?
It was so cold you'd get in you.
I'm like, how does anyone havean attractive looking shower scene?
I don't get it.
Okay, you get to ask onecelebrity, one question.
(31:10):
What's the celeb?
And what's the question?
Oh God.
Okay, so.
I'm not massively interestedin celebs.
Ah, listen, vogue.
I.
That is I, not you.
What I'M not interested in celebs.
Do you not remember?
I'm not really that interestedin slabs.
I don't.
(31:30):
Why?
Because I once asked JamieRedknapp for a picture in the airport.
Now you just say that.
I love celebs.
I was 12.
Like, give it a break.
You weren't.
You were 17.
I was not 17.
You can get.
You were 16 or 17.
You were definitely not 12.
You were 16 when we went towhat's it called?
(31:51):
Porto Chervo in Sardinia.
Yes.
No, I wasn't.
I. I think with celebrity.
I was trying to think aboutthis, that I was trying to wake up
this morning, I felt like Iwas a bear coming out of hybrid hibernation.
But anyway, looks like it.
You know, that battered old bear.
I didn't think that was goingto be a video call.
When you called me.
Me, I did not think that was avideo call.
But hey, ho, you'd obviouslygo for one.
Like you could say, oh, I'dask O.J.
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if he's Chloe's dad or did hedo it to Nicole.
Who else?
Who else would have some juicygossip that nobody knows the answer
to?
Well, Epstein, that's.
Oh, not mean to be.
Not meaning to bring the mooddown, but like, be good to find out
certain things.
Okay, so if you had to pickone dessert to eat every day, what
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would it be?
Sticky toffee pudding.
I think mean, it's so delicious.
Or a brownie, cuz I likechocolate every day.
What's that?
Cheesecake.
The big one.
The baked cheesecake?
Yes, baked cheesecake.
Or what about.
What's that one where they.
I was going to say flambe.
It's not flambe.
It's a real basic one.
(32:54):
But I love.
Thank you.
Yeah, love it.
Oh, I could do creme brulee.
Cuz I love.
Do you remember I used to eat.
Half a tub custard?
A nice freaking.
Oh, I love.
Like if you get homemadecustard, which obviously I never
make, I just wait till I go out.
Somewhere someone gives it to me.
That is, I would drink thattill the cars come home.
Okay, what someone?
(33:15):
Something, something.
Not someone.
Something that you have a lovehate relationship with.
Ooh, I think you should answerthis one first so it might give me
an idea of how to answer it.
I was gonna say maybe sleep,because I love sleep and I love when
I get a really good sleep.
But then, then I hate sleepwhen I don't get a good sleep because
then it makes me really anxious.
Yeah, I wish I said that one.
(33:36):
Amber, Amber, get your own personality.
Okay.
I would say mine would beexercise because I love how I feel
when I've done exercise, but Iabsolutely hate doing it.
Yeah, that's fair.
Well, I kind of like doing it, so.
I know.
I don't.
It's just like, oh, God.
Back to this crap.
Okay.
What's the most boring thingyou've ever experienced?
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I mean, maybe a play that I'vebeen to.
There were some boring momentsin the jungle, but I don't know if
it's the most boring thingI've ever experienced.
But, like, you were just sotired, and if you.
If you didn't get to go outand do a task or a trial or.
Bush sucker trial or achallenge or whatever.
A challenge?
Yeah, a challenge.
You could, like, sometimessome people be in there for three
(34:22):
days, like, just sitting inthe camp and it's really small, and
you'd just be like, oh, oh, God.
I don't know if it's a boringthing, but, you know, sometimes that
you commit to do something andthen you're sitting there and you're
in the midst of doing whateverthis is, and you're just like, f
this, I really shouldn't haveagreed to do this.
Why did I do this?
And you're like.
And like.
Yeah.
When you're trying to think ofthings to busy your mind.
(34:42):
Yeah.
No, I've been in thatsituation a good few times.
Sometimes in lectures.
When I be in uni, I'd be like,oh, God.
God, I can't keep my eyes open.
And I.
That's the worst.
And I'd be like, please get meout of here.
I have to get up and go to thetoilet or just put a chewing in my
mouth.
Anything to kind of snap meout of it.
Then what's the craziest thingyou've done to impress someone?
I kind of don't bother tryingto impress people.
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What's the point?
I remember at an after party,I was trying to do backflips and
really hurt my coccyx.
That's your tailbone.
But that wasn't just someone.
That was everyone.
Hello, listeners.
I've been out for dinnerbecause the Internet went down.
(35:24):
There was actually an Internetoutage everywhere.
And all our stuff stopped.
And now, well, I'm a bit drunk.
Isn't that funny?
And why the f. Not for you, itis Friday night.
For us it is Friday afternoon.
Lunchtime.
Yeah, I went out for dinner.
Ruby and her husband and Luisand my manager.
(35:46):
And we all had lots ofmargarita is.
Yeah.
Luisa just text me there and Icouldn't make sense of attack.
Well, I brought someone to sayhello to you.
He said he's very proud of you.
You did great in the jungle,didn't you, dad.
She's got a picture of my father.
He.
That's his favorite place wasto go into Christmas, into Christmas,
into town on Christmas.
(36:06):
To see the lights in hisLansdowne jacket.
Yeah, actually, nobody wantedfor a year.
Do you know what he would havesaid to you?
You did shite.
Yeah, he would have.
Because I came out third.
He would have been like years.
You're an employee.
Embarrassment is what you are.
He wouldn't have.
He.
But anything.
Anything that would have beenin the paper.
He would have been downshowing his friends all the papers.
(36:29):
Look at her.
See her?
She's mine.
So be very proud of yourself.
Anyway, it's important.
If you're Irish, you'llunderstand this.
It's important that when you.
When you insult somebody, youhave to follow up quickly with a
compliment.
You give it and you take it away.
(36:50):
No.
No.
You take it, then you give.
So you finish on a high.
You finish on a positive.
So, yes, apologies for thatlittle break, but you were undisturbed
by that break.
It was us having it.
Well, poor Emil having a meltdown.
So I was talking.
Emma's got a tough at it today.
She does.
I think the Internet inAustralia is good, but it's just
not letting us do the pod formore than 15 minutes at a time.
(37:11):
So we have to keep stopping.
So we have two more sistercards to finish out.
We're not doing the one about.
What would you rename yourpets and kids?
Because that is not relevantto me.
And I'll be having answers.
Well, it is relevant to me, soI'm gonna talk about it.
And Amber, it's not my faultthat you won't rescue an animal.
I keep sending you animals torescue, and you're just so selfish
and greedy.
All you care about is yourself.
(37:32):
I'm not.
That's.
It's actually selfless that Iwon't get one because I'm not here.
No.
Cats go out on their own.
Luis was telling me her catsometimes goes off for 24 hours and
comes back.
That cat.
You could just get a cat FL.
Flap.
You're selfish.
Remember Frank?
He was this old cat and hisowner died, and no one would take
him.
And I wouldn't take Frank.
(37:52):
Where do you envisage thebloody cat flap going?
Do you not think I'm scaredenough in this house?
On my own, I just have wordsof myself when I hear strange noises.
Like the other night I wentupstairs and I obviously forgot I'd
been in the kitchen.
Oh, there's definitelysomebody trying to rock.
And I was.
I went back down to the kitchen.
I was going back down thestairs and I could see the kitchen
light as well.
Like, hello, Anyone here?
(38:14):
So then I was thinking back tomy steps and my steps where I went
into the kitchen first.
So it was me who put the light.
Well, now remember, and I'mnot trying to scare you, but remember
that time.
I'm not, I swear.
But I was in the house and Iwas like, Megan.
And I actually went downstairsand I was like, michael, that's Megan's
boyfriend.
I was like, I 100% had heard voices.
(38:36):
And I was like, that's theweirdest thing.
I definitely.
Do you know how often there'sthese motion sensor lights in the
hallway up in the hallwaydownstairs and the hallway upstairs?
And I can't tell you.
Any night.
Any night I wake up, thoselights outside my door are on.
Oh, please.
Please, God.
Oh, it's like something likethe ring, you know, scurrying around.
(38:58):
I don't know if I could stayin that house.
Shut the f up.
I'm here for the weekend on my own.
Anyway, moving on.
Let's finish out the sister card.
I've always got someone in thehouse, like, I'm going away for.
On the.
For Christmas.
And I'm like, I've already gotsomeone lined up.
Someone's in the house in London.
We've just.
There's just always someone there.
Hammer was like to me, we putup the Christmas tree in Dublin.
(39:20):
I was like, no, becauseMegan's having Christmas there, so
she'll have to put it.
Fair enough.
Absolutely fair enough.
That is a massive undertaking.
So listen, the.
Like, you'd know anythingabout it.
You've never done it.
Oh, Jesus.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Who's not behind you?
Shut up, folk.
That's too scary.
(39:40):
There's someone there.
Hold on.
Imagine we saw a murderer inthe background there.
Like, what would we do?
I shut my laptop.
I couldn't watch that.
So anyway, the first questionis, what is the point?
Oh, no, I want to talk aboutthe kids one.
(40:01):
Because me and spending whenwe were naming Theodore, we called
him Teddy the whole time hewas on my tummy.
And then I wanted to call himFrederick Freddy after my dad.
And spending one Spenny waslike, no, we're not doing that, because
what about Michael?
Spenny's brother.
So then we ended up callinghim Theodore Frederick Michael.
But I wish we'd called himFreddie, because I love the name
(40:21):
Freddy.
And I would have loved if hewas called after my dad, but my mom
mightn't have liked him thenbecause she didn't like my dad.
And then don't forget that youwanted to call one of the kids Amber.
And he also would not allow that.
Well, I didn't want.
I thought about it and hesaid, no, we're not calling him the
kid after your sister.
(40:42):
I.
Well, listen, it's great news.
Chances of another.
There's chances of another child.
You never know.
Bambi is a nice name anyway, so.
Okay, so what is the funniestinsult you've ever heard?
It's.
I don't know if it's an insult.
But how's your ghee for the gallop?
No, there's another one that'seven worse than that.
How's your gash for a bash?
(41:02):
But anyway, we might not.
That's just.
Well, it's not.
It's not a slag.
It's not a personal insult,but I. I don't know if I should say
who said this to me.
So there was a dinnerorganized with a load of people,
and basically someone sent mea message and said, said, enjoy that
(41:24):
dinner.
I'd rather eat my own.
Oh, wow.
Have you.
You know, the way it's.
Obviously, Chris is coming.
You know the song Feliz Navi?
Dad, have you heard that?
Seen the meme where it's like,all I can hear is police, not me
Dads.
Did you see her escape?
Sorry.
Okay, then the last thing is,what's the oldest thing you own?
(41:48):
Oh, God.
I have Dad's clothes and stuff still.
I still have his deck shoes.
I still have his.
I have a Lacoste jumper of histhat I wear sometimes if I'm feeling
sad.
Oh, stop.
I can't.
I don't really know.
Like, I. I've kind of gottengood at throwing stuff out.
Maybe.
Yeah.
I don't know, maybe a shirt ora jumper or pair of trousers.
(42:11):
Nothing very interesting.
Okay.
Do you want to do the agony am.
Yeah, let's do it.
Okay.
Agony time.
Welcome back, Vogue.
Amber, you were amazing withEmma on last week, but Emma thinks
you're a wanker.
I wanted to ride in becauseI'm pissed off at my family.
I was left out of a family gathering.
(42:33):
Oh, I wouldn't like that.
It's me, my mum, my brotherand my sister.
We all live Quite close.
Less than an hour away fromeach other.
My mum and brother decided togo for lunch and invited my sister,
but I didn't hear anythingabout it until after it happened.
Just the three of them.
Not me.
Me.
Could you imagine going forlunch and only inviting two of your
three kids?
(42:54):
They said they thought I wasbusy, but I wasn't.
And I was literally 20 minutes away.
It hurt not to even get a text.
I said I was fine, but I'mstill annoyed and wanted to get your
take on it.
Oh, my God.
If I was.
If I was pissed off, theywould know about it.
I would.
If that was me, I would bebothered by that.
And I think it's on the basisthat I. I'm just generally quite
(43:16):
inclusive.
I wouldn't exclude people.
And I'm always.
And I think that's the way weall are in our family.
The more the merrier.
Sometimes you get a little bittoo inclusive.
Yeah, exactly.
And sometimes we're like, oh,God, who invited them?
You're sitting beside them.
That happens sometimes.
But I would definitely sayit's them because I think that's
a little bit mean.
(43:36):
And you don't want it tohappen again.
No way.
I wouldn't know what thatfeels like in your position, because
I'm always one invited.
Amber, maybe you can invite me.
No, I don't get excluded, actually.
I'm in the mix.
And I actually sometimes say,no, thank you very much.
I'm okay.
I'm busy.
I would just.
I would just say it to themand then they won't do it again.
(43:58):
With stuff like this, don't let.
I think when you harbor kindof like annoyance about things, it
kind of like just bubblesunder the surface.
It builds.
Yeah.
And it's just like, there's nopoint, I think, because what happens
is you've got.
Not you.
You can be assertive, you canbe passive or you can be aggressive.
And if you are assertive,that's just addressing something
(44:19):
in a calm way.
If you're passive, which iswhat you're doing right now because
you're not addressing it.
Passive.
Passive passivity.
Or if you're passive, whatends up happening is you essentially
bypass being assertive and youjust end up being aggressive because
you will end up making kind ofsnidey remarks and stuff like that.
So I think it's always best totry and be assertive.
Yeah, agree.
Well, everyone, that's it.
We finally got through it.
(44:40):
We've had to stop recordingthree times during this pod, and
now it's here and you'll neverhave to hear any of it.
Thank God before Emma.
Her weekend's gone now that's it.
She's just gonna spend theweekend editing.
Sorry, emo, we love you.
Also I want to say, I want tosay to everyone thank you so much
for being really sound andlike I genuinely mean that but because
(45:01):
sometimes I don't know whenyou're on TV people can be a bit
mean and I think that everyonewas just so nice and I just got so
many nice messages I'm stillgetting nice messages and it's just
actually a joy to see andit's, it's unexpected and it's very
lovely and I think you're alldeadly so thank you very much and.
You'Re deadly too, Bug.
Okie dokie.
Thank you so much and you're deadly.
(45:22):
And Emma, you're a deadlyperfect, wonderful daddy.
Grace, see you later.
Thanks a minute guys.
Bye.
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