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February 25, 2025 • 39 mins
On this epsiode we talk about how everyone is sick, Kids Clothing is annoying, Moving out of town & More! Email us: WriteThePod@gmail.com
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's What's new with Medace, What's up everybody? And Welcome
to another edition of What's Due Pod I Medus. I'm
joined by Bord Dicky Brett. He's an audio expert and
syndication expert. What the one you show? Boring show that
you can hear across the United States and around the
world on The Woody Show podcast. We are joined today,

(00:21):
not by Tyler, not by Eric, not by Randy, but
coming through for us is our lovely friend Julianne, live
from Covina, California. Julianne, our buddy Tyler. He's down. I
know you're upset. He is not doing well today. He
is nick one hundred and three fever and he'd yeah,

(00:43):
very very sick and you know with his health that's
not good.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, And for the listeners out there, Tyler did go
and we'll get into this more when he gets back
and hopefully he feels better soon.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
He did go to spring training.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yes, Tea Bagwagen's hard.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Well, no, check this out, you would so, yeah, you're
jumping the gun because you're like, oh yeah, Bandwagon because
he's a total Dodgers.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Fan, Houston Astros fan.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, yeah, and the Angels have been dead to him right.
Oh wait, he goes to their spring training. But we'll get.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Into that spring training for the Angels and the Cubs.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh weird. I thought he was a hardcore Dodgers fan.
Real quick, myself and board. This weekend, it's going down
for real. We're gonna be at Stader Brothers Garden Grove.
That is Saturday, March first, one to three pm, and
we're gonna be doing a bunch of giveaways for what
He Show events and we're giving away tickets for concerts

(01:43):
and so much more. Again, that is this weekend, March first,
in gar Grove from one to three pm. Also the
weekend after I'm gonna be in Lomita March eighth at WSS.
I'm so excited for this because I've been wanting to
work with them for years. So I'll be there eleven

(02:03):
am to one pm. It is a grand opening of
this store. If you don't know what WSS is like Sammy,
it is a shoe store that has been around for.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Quite a while. At that store, Yes, it's the best.
And the blake look on her face when we told her, She's.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Like what gee, She's like, what's that? And I'm like
it's a shoe store, Sammy. They have a bunch everywhere.
Uh yeah, they're gonna have a grand opening. I'll be
there eleven to one pm. Of course we'll have the
same type of giveaways there, So come see myself on
March eighth, but before that March first, you're not gonna
want to miss these giveaways. And if you just want
to go ahead and write down, I believe April tenth,

(02:42):
we're gonna be back at Biology and Irvine. All the
details will be at the woodieshow dot com to get
more information. So very excited for that to see you
out there. And we have also announced major major comeback
of the Woodi Show after hours take over at Disney
California Adventure Park that is happening April twenty first. I'm

(03:06):
so excited. You could only win to get in. You
can get all the details at the woodieshow dot com.
But just a heads up, if you don't listen to
us on All ninety eight seven or a couple of
radio stations that we do on air giveaways for and
you live out of the area, you can always go
to the Woodshow dot com and enter to win, and

(03:26):
we're giving away flyway trips to the after hours takeover.
So that is very, very exciting, Julie, And tell me
about your first takeover experience. How awesome was it?

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Oh my god, it was the most amazing event, especially
just because it was you know, our listeners was Woody
show listeners. It wasn't just people just from all over
the place. It was people who loved the show and
loved what you guys did.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
And I don't know it.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
It's great having the park just open just to us,
and the lines are super short.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
The food's amazing.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
The drinks are good, like, the rides are fun. It's
everything all around is just great.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah. No crying babies like in the background right now.
I know, shut up, you're trying to promote an awesome
that up.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Well, see you know what, She's not going to be
coming with me this time. It's just going to be
me and Felicity and my friend and her her teenage daughter.
So we're gonna have a better time without being kids.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
You know, keeping Home Disney is for you. Ye yeah,
because check this out. I'm glad you said. Oh yeah,
you know what do you show listeners? We are the
only show that I know of that has this experience.
Radio stations they'll do like their own like little takeover.
I know there's like a company out there. They'll do
like three different radio stations yea at the same time

(04:45):
and just pack the place. And it's not a really
fun experience. I know that some of the stations in
the building they'll have their own night, but an actual
radio show having their own night, it is big. So
thank you to Disney for letting us have this experience
for everybody, and what he kind of teased it, after
we do this one, we're going to have another Disney
experience after that. So you're just gonna want to tune

(05:07):
into The Woody Show for all the details and listen
to the Woody Show podcasts and we'll give you the
heads up. And of course always go to the woodieshow
dot com because we're going to keep everybody updated on everything.
But I want to be updated on Julianne. Julianne, we
haven't talked to you for a minute, and you always
have great stories. I don't really know what this is
all about, but Bort said ask Julianne about a weekend.

(05:30):
I saw it on social media. I'm sorry, Juliane. I
had a really busy weekend in San Francisco, So I
wasn't really on social too much viewing it. I was
hosting to it, but I wasn't viewing it. So what
was happening? Bort? Can you tell me? And maybe Julianne
can fill usin.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Well, you know, we're used to seeing Julianne out at
the bar in garages, getting turned up with her friends,
going to the club with eighties cover band. Yeah, on
a cruise ship, just squirt and milk everywhere, all the
crazy wow stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah that's me.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yes, But this one, this was a page out of
Randy's book.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Really, Randy's a recent book, because, as we know, last episode,
we gave Randy a lot of crap for painting.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Oh yeah, he went to some nerd painting thing. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
So I see Julianne out with her friends and then, uh,
you know, next thing on her story, I started seeing
some canvases and I'm like, well, is this one of
my artist friends? You know, because I worked at our
art gallery, I have a lot of artist friends. And
I'm like, wait a minute, what the mountains almost look
shaped like a woman's body, and it's painting like different win.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
I know, the is Julianne in a painting class.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh my god. Class a couple episodes ago, you're telling
us about the knitting. I'm like, dude, I already hear
enough about freaking knitting from Sammy on The Woody Show.
And I'm like, not you. And you're like, oh, I'm
gonna take a soy close with my mom and like, Juliane,
we can't lose you. But see now we're classes.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
It wasn't my choice. It was my Friendtivity's birthday and
that's what they she planned.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
It literally was.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Not friends with Dors other than Tyler and Randy.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Well.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
You know sometimes my friends have dork tendencies and this
was one of them. And we like but it's a
sip and paint. So you get to drink, you.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Get to have a white tasty.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Well, you can have whatever you want. You can have
berry of Jack Daniels and coke. You can do whatever
you want.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
But I was d d you guys because I got
a new ride, yeah, Shining Bourbon.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
I know, got all the kids. I need somewhere to
put them.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
So I was like, I'll drive and you guys can
all drink and whatever. So that's what we did that
but again, it wasn't my birthday plan.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
I didn't want to do it. It wasn't for me.
It was not my choice.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I mean, it's never stopped you before from taking over
a party and making it the way a Julian Perl
should be.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
This is true, but it was also on a Sunday,
and I just I was feeling.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
It, you know, responsibilities like kids and work.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Yeah, and I wanted to go to the gym in
the morning, so I was not about to get tossed.
I know, I've been hitting the gym like every single
day doing it. Yeah, bodies bar like hit classes.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
What did this like? I mean, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
You've always had a fit body, right but like, what's
inspired you to get even more active with it right now?

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Is that coaking at myself in the mirror naked. It's
grossing me out. I have like hardcore like body dysmorphia,
and just like my stomach after having a baby, I
don't have loose skinner or anything, but it's just a blob.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
I'm trying to look like Tyler.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
So I'm just trying to fit, you know.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Always though you're like, hey, I don't get these girls
that let themselves.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
Go yeah, yeah, So, I mean, I guess if someone
else wants to see me, they'd be like, what are
you talking about?

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Your skinny? Your fit?

Speaker 5 (09:03):
But to me personally, I have a certain standards that
yeah standard, and that's what I and I'm not happy
with where I'm at. So in order to get happy,
I have to eat better and go to the gym,
and I go to Choose Fitness and I am so
freaking obsessed with it. So if you guys have a
Choose Fitness next to you, go to it. They have

(09:24):
the best classes. I'm telling you, it's addicting. So yeah, nice,
I'm all about it.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
I'm trying to go with e Eos Fitness. Have you
heard of them? They're like popping up everywhere. I don't
know where they came from. No, no, that's super fancy stuff.
I ain't going there. Yeah e Os Fitness. Never heard
of them, but they're like popping up everywhere. Like I
go to Dallas and I see them. I go, I

(09:49):
think I've seen the name ye around Los Angeles. I
don't know if there's like a chain that just rebranded itself,
but I just how do you just pop up out
of nowhere and then they're just locations everywhere. It's odd.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Probably a takeover or something like that.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, probably.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Can I ask one question about Julian's new ride.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yes, yes, she's a suburban hood mom, because every suburban
hood mom has a suburban or escalade or something like
our toll.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
I'll tell you that.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
I'm aware.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
I grew up in North Hollywood next to Van Eyes.
Every hood mom had a suburban expedition.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yep. So Juliane said that she took all of her friends.
She was a d D. Right, how many people does
this seat?

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Well?

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Three?

Speaker 5 (10:34):
No, three in the back and then I have two
captain chairs and so that's five so seven.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Oh so you are captain chairs.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Okay, yeah, I had to have captain chairs because the
captain chairs needed to hold the two car seats so
Felicity could walk through the isle to get Yeah, they
get walked down the aisles so she can get into
her seat.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
So so what are you gonna do with the two
other seats? Are you gonna well?

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Okay, so yeah this weekend, I am I'm going to Arizona.
My sister's graduating from Phoenix, Arizona, and she wants to walk.
So yeah, so we got an Airbnb and we're gonna
be Yeah, We're going to be taking my car out there,
so I'm going to be in the back with Felicity
and the two babies, and then my stepdad's gonna drive
and my mom's gonna be in the front.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
So it's going to be fool.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Hell yeah, I'm kind of getting turned on Saturday, so
that'll probably be a nice Instagram story.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, that's what we need to see on that Instagram,
not the weird painting.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, you want to see that.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Did you guys see Did you guys see the cherry
blossoms that I drew in my mount No, we.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Want to see milk squirt and shots being taken. Oh,
you know, milk painting the milk. Oh my god, dude.
All right, we've been trying to figure out a good
side hustle for you, Julian here.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
So we'll do We'll get some canvases with some water
colors and just paint them a solid color. Just start squirting,
just start shooting and whatever it is you do that.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
I can like dip my nipple in paint and then
squeeze my boob and then maybe the blue and the
like white of the Malek will turn into baby Blue
on the canvas.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
All right, ETSI store coming at you.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, best idea we've ever had.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Julianne, So, I was just in the San Francisco Bay
area and it was my nephew's birthday. And by the way,
while I was going to my nephew's birthday party, I
went to Gabriel Glacia's shows. He's out on tour right now.
I went to a show in San Jose, and I
went to a show in San Francisco. So freaking good.
You gotta go check it out. Go to fluffy guy
dot com and see where he's gonna be at near you.

(12:40):
He also has this guy, Jerry Garcia that's on tour
that he has his own tour with another guy named Concrete.
So good. Check him out. And our guy Martine Moreno
so freaking funny, hilarious, the best. So go see that.
But so, Juliane, I'm out shopping for my nephew getting gifts,
and dude, the clothing makes no freaking sense. It's like

(13:04):
women's clothing, but worse when it comes to toddlers and
infants and kids and oh twelve months, eighteen months.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Oh you got the months you got.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, and then the shoes, Like I want to buy shoes,
but I don't even know what size get and I
just like, you know what, I just bought whatever and go,
he'll grow into it.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Honestly, the shoes are the hardest part.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
I don't even know what size shoes my baby wear,
so I don't even put shoes on her, like I
wait till she's like till she could walk, because then
you kind of know what size that they wear.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
But now they don't want shoes on. They just want socks.
They don't need shoes. They don't even walk.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
But you know, my nephew got to be out here
shining in some Jordan's. Oh you know, he needs shoes.
So I ended up buying like and I think, what
is T five? Is that for a five year old?

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Five T? Or tall? Tall or tall five?

Speaker 5 (13:55):
Teas?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
See, you don't even know. And you got kids because.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
They each one's different. I don't remember what agent stops
at toddler. I think by five, I think it might
be tall, so there should be a size five and
then five T is tall of tall heights yeah, yeah,
so like they're like longer, like yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
But like what age? Agh?

Speaker 4 (14:15):
I think, oh, so five is usually for a five
year old.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Oh again, so one, I just bought them a bare
of shoes for a five year old.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
They'll get there eventually.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Close it's clothes. I don't know about the shoes. I'm
telling you, the shoes are weird.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
I don't like buying shoes for babies because they just
they're either way too small or way too big, and
by the time you want to get them on them,
by the time you put them on their damn foot,
they are too small for them.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
You just you never win.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
And then every kid grows at a different rate. There's clothing.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, Like Eric's kid was growing super fast, and then
I thought the clothes I bought would be too small.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Nope, fits in them. I got the sizing wrong. But
he's still like they growed all these different sizes.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
And so I'm very clectic when I'm doing my buying.
So I'll get something from like Old Navy, or I'll
go like higher end like a Supreme or something like that.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
You would.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
And but I did find like really good deals at
Old Navy, like these dope ass like toddler are one
year old shirts for only five bucks.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
Oh yeah, Old Navy is that's where it's at. That's
where you get all the best clothes, and they're like
super cheap.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
And it was legit. It wasn't like cheap quality stuff.
It was pretty awesome. It was like cool looking stuff too.
I did buy this thirty dollars jacket there though, but
it was like a letterman jacket, but it was nice quality.
It was like all son in patches and stuff not
printed on. It was legit. Man. I love shopping for
little kids. But again, just get the sizes right and

(15:37):
it goes to women right, like, oh, the size eight,
size seven, Like dude, let's just keep it real, like.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Twenty four. There's just different sizes depending on what story
you go to.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Keep it real and just say what your waist size
is and then your length. I mean, let's make it easy,
all right.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
I kind of understand though, because if you go to Target,
man you get a T shirt as opposed to going
to like a Macy's. It doesn't matter. Those are the
same sizes. Those shirts are not fitting the same.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
There's always the uh what I like to call the
European sizes. So if you go to Asian m an
Asian m extra large is not an American extra large.
It is American medium. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Yeah, they're so small for guys.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Oh the worst. Like I went to Japan and I
saw this dope Nike sweatshirt and I said, extra large. No,
that's like a size, it's small.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
It's a large.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah, I needed like a triple X Japan size to
get something that I wanted.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Was a little tokyo.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
And I saw a shirt that I really wanted and
my wife looked at and she's like, oh, you better
not get the large.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
You better keep going up. That ain't gonna fit.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Youre not gonna happen. I don't know how you do it, Julianne,
but the worst, And like, also, okay, I have another
question how you'd be feeding all these damn kids though, Like,
how are you like a secret millionaire that we don't
know about? First you got to call up a freaking
suburban and you gotta feed all these damn kids.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
I know.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Well, okay, So for the clothes, I've been using a
lot of Like I saved a lot of stuff for Felicity,
and I saved it for Serenity, and then Serenity got
a bunch of stuff obviously at her birthday parties and whatever.
So now that's all going to Verity, so I don't
have to worry about clothes.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
But with the whole feeding thing, I.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Do this food app and it's called Hungry Roots and
I just spent two hundred bucks a week and I
get food delivered to my house and its.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Hungry Root.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Yeah, and if you sign up for it, let me know,
I'll give you my coat.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
But it just sends for organic stuff.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
No, you get to pick wins goes in the box like,
so it's like a grocery store.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
And it's like a meal prep place too.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
So can I get my flaming hot Cheetos up in there?
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
I don't know because I have mine set up to
be healthy. It depends on it depends on how you
want your setup. Like sometimes I'll get meals or sometimes
I'll get high protein meals, are low low calorie meals.
Just it just depends on what I set my thing
up for.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
But okay, wait, so you're spending two hundred dollars a
week on this, so that's eight hundred dollars a month
and that feeds four kids. Well that you, kevin, I.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Don't need to feed my eight month old yet because
she just eats breast milk and formula and then sorry,
my kid won't shut up.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
I keep selling her to shut up.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
I keep pushing.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
It sounds like Tyler.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah, Tyler's like, yeah, for the ge chy milk. He
texted me he's listening live. I can't talk to you,
as he said, I.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Can't wait for the milk. Paytis the finest of arts,
cheap milk. If do you think it'll still taste good?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
I get the triple X bottle and the yetty container cans.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
In my mouth.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
But yeah, so my baby doesn't need food, Toddler, she
picks up. We just get her chicken nuggets and fruits,
so she's fine. So it's mainly just like us three
meet Kevin and Felicity.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
When they get older, Dude, they're going to eat She
out a house and home.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
I know that's when I would have to Chicken nuggies
are not cheat man, I.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Know, and sorry, I'm not like you know, doing the
mathematics on your income. But then you also you have animals,
which costs a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Yeah, I have two dogs.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Just yeah, I mean the dogs are you know from
past episodes we found out they're feeding themselves, so I
guess you don't have to worry about that. Wow, for
some reason, there's no sorrels in the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
If you see them walking by with a rattle, you're
not feeding them.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
You guys.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Ladies like walk past my house a few times. She
won't even look at my house, don't even look at
my direction.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
I wouldn't look at your house either. People don't know
what we're talking about. The past episode about a cat
that went missing, maybe because of Juliane's dog.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
I wouldn't want this lady looking at my house like
she could be. Why do you want that?

Speaker 4 (20:18):
I know she.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
Probably she's probably the one who called my phone and
stren't crying in my phone?

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Yes, God dying, which.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, now that makes sense, that's what I thought.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
I didn't want to listen to that audio.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
So I'm a little upset about this because I saw
I woke up to all the messages and the audio,
and I went, do we even recap this yet?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
No? We haven't the audio show the show Okay, on
this podcast. If you haven't heard, what was the last
weekend or the weekend before, No, the weekend before, Yeah,
two weeks ago Julianne text us over the weekend and
she's like, guys, I got this weird voicemail of this
lady crying, and we're like, okay, send it to us.

(20:59):
And then so we listened and it is scary. It
sounds like something out of a horror film. And we're like, huh,
is this a scam or like, you know, like, oh, hey,
I have your mother at ransom or whatever. So you
send me the phone number. I reversed the phone number
and I go, oh, no, this looks kind of creepy, guys,

(21:20):
because it is a southern California number, But the latest
address on the phone number is something up in Oregon.
And if you look on the Google maps, this house
is the crappiest house on the block. And on top
of it, their main window is being not that is broken,

(21:41):
it's just being covered up by plywood so you can't
see inside the house. And uh, there's a car parked
in there, so somebody's living in there. I said Julianne,
just to vet this thing out, maybe you should call
the local authorities just to check it out and just
say hey, I got this voice message. I looked up
the number and it goes to this address, and the
police said.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
What they said that he actually went down to the house.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
He knocked on the door, nobody answered, and then he
called the number and he called it three times and
each time a mail picked up and started cussing him out,
and then he called back for the fourth time and
they said, what do you want And he tried to
explain the situation, told him who he was, and he's like, no,
think you're not interested, and he hangs up on him.
So he the detective felt like it was a scam

(22:26):
as well, but told me to also call the city
where that number is located in California, which is in Riverside,
And I do know people out there, so I called
them up personally and asked them what I should do,
and they told me to just leave it alone because
it's most likely a scam.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
So yeah, and the ladies end right now.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Anyways, Yeah, and she's probably dead because you know, it
had already been twenty four hours almost, so.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah, but a sorry but anyways, yeah, so just the recap.
So you got that weird voice message and we're joking
that you know, it might be your neighbor crying in
your phone that she found your numb.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
And bor it if you can drop the audio in
here so everyone could hear it.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
If they didn't hear it on the Woody Show, they
could hear it.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Luckily, that's a menace thing. I again, so that audio
came through, I saw the group chat and I went, oh,
hell no, I'm not listening to this. I don't know
which devil black magic this is. Look I like the devil.
He's a friend of Maya, but I don't want no
black magic, no breuhawk crap. And then immediately next morning,
menace is like, dude, you have that audio. We got
to put it in, we got played on the air.

(23:27):
Yet I have to hear this and I just feel
blood curdling, chill down.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Like everyone thought when I set it up, like oh,
it wasn't gonna be a big deal. But then when
I played the audio, I go, hey, guys, just a
you know, I know we don't like to say trigger warning,
but here's a trigger warning. So giving you a trigger
warning right here. Here is the voicemail. All right, that's

(24:06):
what it sounded like. Now you can understand why I said, Hey, Juliane,
just you know, non emergency number, just call call the
police and just have it vetted out. You know, we
did our part. We did the best that we could, and.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
I really hope I prayed so hard.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
That it was okay, that is just a scam.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Yeah, yeah, I really did.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
It scared me, especially after you called me and you
were like maybe you should call you freaked me out.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Was like, oh my god, he's right.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah. And you know what's crazy is like my grandmother
has gotten calls like this, we have your grandson, we've
kidnapped him and we need money or whatever, and my
grandma just hung up, never called me, see, but she
does so she. I guess like all the older people
get together and they have this thing called the Silver
Report and they're up on like every new scam out there,

(24:55):
so like they have a little network and they talk
about it so they don't get scammed.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Did you say you see the latest one that our
friend Jeff G was posting about. No, he had a
DHL package dropped off, or a neighbor of has had
a DHL package dropped off that said sorry we miss you.
Scan this QR code so we can properly get you
your package. There was no DHL package.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
There is no nothing.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
It's it's a QR code automatically like get your information
or like send money.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Oh, why have you heard about that one?

Speaker 3 (25:27):
And they're dropping it at people's doors, that's the thing. Yeah,
it's gnarly.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Wow, that's something that Julianne.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Remember, remember when you robo called me?

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah, fell for it, robo call.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Speaking of which, I don't know if we asked the
update on this because it did rain the other week.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
How are the numbers on your curb doing? From that scam?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Recap that one. Some guy just painted a curb, said
that you need to pay me, and Julianne paid him bucks.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Guy, he's out there and they eat sweat and pretending
to put on my numbers.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
But he really did a good job. So and they're
still there, thank you.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Speaking of scam, I almost got murdered on Hollywood Boulevard
because I went out to go record first impressions of Juliane.
Do we do first impressions when you worked here?

Speaker 5 (26:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Okay, yeah, So if you don't know for some reason,
you'll listen to the What show. We take out photos
of our coworkers and we go on the street and
we have people comments on them, and I go, you know, what.
I'm just gonna go to Hollywood Boulevard. It's packed with people.
I will get some feedback there. So I see this
guy being loud, I go, oh, perfect, because you want
something loud that has a lot of energy, that's going

(26:51):
to talk some ish or whatever. And I go up
to him and this guy his scam is or his
hustle he told me is that he was an extra
in some movie and he here's his autograph. Oh no,
And dude, it's so sad because like I met like

(27:11):
this nice family from Korea and they're on Hollywood Boulevard
and they think they're gonna see They asked me. They're like,
where's the movie stars? And I'm like, oh, sorry, they
don't really go here. So I was being nice to them,
and I was trying to shoot them away from Hollywood Boulevard.
But I noticed this guy talked to this old lady
from Dallas. It's like, yeah, yeah, I was in this

(27:32):
movie blah blah. Here. So they offer you the this
sign photo first, and then they asked for a donation, right, much.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Much like the CDs that they always give out on
Hollywood Boulevard too.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, And so like the guy was like yeah, here's
my photo. Five dollars. I was like, no, how about this,
I'll give you. I'll give you ten dollars comments on
these things. And he's like, no, get the f away
from me, Get away from my stuff. This is my
hustle right here. I'm like, well, you're a legal dumb ass,
because I'm offering you twice of what you're gonna make
off your autograph thing.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Relax, is that my neighbor?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah, It's just like and there's not a cop to
be seen anywhere, and this is Hollywood Boulevard. Well, this
crap is happening constantly. How is there not police president?

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Because it just happens so often that what are they
going to do?

Speaker 5 (28:19):
They can't like, but they're going to take someone in
and then by the time they try to come back,
it's going to happen.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
It's just a clear yes.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
But do you know what, I I don't even blame
it on the cops, dude, because they need the support
of local government to back them up on this kind
of crap. Because they don't have that type of backup,
then they can't really do anything. And it sucks. Yep.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
And that's why I'm moving where menace.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Orange County where their local government backs them up. You
showed me the funniest video police in Orange County, and
please break it down for everybody. It is so funny.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
So, as you know, in Los Angeles County, up until recently,
people were stealing whatever they want and they walk out
of stores I think nine worth of story, right, and
all they do is it's if the cops show up,
they either just let them walk or they write them
a ticket and release them because they can't prosecute them
and have them go.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
To jail because the local government. Yeah, we're not being
political here, we're just being logical.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yes, logical. And also I hate every politician possible. So
I just want people to be cool, normal and not
do crimes or threatens people's lives.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
So this all these dumb mother efforts, they all cross
the county into Orange County because they're thinking, oh, they
have nice stuff there, let's go steal from there. But
every single time these people are like, oh, I only
stole eight hundred dollars, you're supposed to let me go. Nope, sorry,
this is Orange County.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
This is all bodycam footage. Yeah the way. Yeah, And
You should see these people's faces when they realize, like, oh,
the laws not the same as Los Angeles. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
One person was like, this is Los Angeles. They went, no,
it's not this Orange County. Sorry, this is a felony.
You're going to jail. And then some other person was like,
you're supposed to write, need to take it a release.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
I'm blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
And they're like, uh no, you have two warrants out
and you just cause a felony, so you're it can't
be done.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
But again local government has to back it up. Anyways,
I can't win.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
When are you moving to Orange County?

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Well, we get a double feature this Saturday. Not only
do I get to be in Garden Grove at State
or Bros, I get to get the keys from a
new place.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
You're gonna be having a housewarming party.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
I'm quiet and I'll come over.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
You're quite hammered, that's say Tyler's not like he's not
too hungry.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Well, you're not too hungry right now?

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Well I if you if you ever need a friendly
person to come over and help you move and just
sit back and enjoy a nice cold beer afterwards, you
can call me up I'm here to help.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Wow, I know, I know, I kind Wow. Julianne wants
to help.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Randy has volunteered Tyler to help me move as well
if I need it. But I actually went with a
recommendation that men have suggested multiple times. And I'm getting
a moving company. Why good idea splurging and not as sponsor,
but it should be.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
But pure movers, dude.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
They're the best. Pure movers. They're so efficient, very affordable
versus other movers. And I've used them four times already.
Look them up. I don't know where they sucks. I
don't know what the map of coverage that they do.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
They were cool with what I told them.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, and so I don't know if they're like in
other cities or whatever, but I use them in Los Angeles.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
So if you're in southern California, if you need to
move from La County to Orange County, or maybe you
want to be adventurous and move out to Riverside County,
you know, if you really want to do that.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
I think I used them for Coachella Valley too. Maybe
they go that far.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Oh I don't remember, Oh it sounds like it.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
But yeah, they were very like Okay, what size bedroom? Okay,
this that what day?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
What day?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
They even offer me better options on rates? Nice, they went,
that's a high God, what do you even call that?
That's a high traffic day. If you do one of
these days, it'll be this.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Much less sweet.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
It's like very nice, very cool. So I'm so.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Excited shout them out. Uh all right, well we do
have to wrap this up. I'm sorry that everybody wasn't
on the pod today. We had to record this earlier
because Thursday has some stuff going on, and then Friday, Friday,
no wait, no, wait, what's going on this week?

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Hold on Mark February twenty eighth, March first, March second.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Oh yeah, let me check your under here.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Oh, I'm gonna on Thursday get interviews somebody from Power
Slap Slap is happening March seventh, so yeah. And then
I'm going to this thing Lucky Strike Bowling. They're having
like like a party for their Beverly Hills. Oh, gonna
go check that out. That's gonna be fun. So yeah, cool,

(33:04):
got a couple of things going on, and then of
course this weekend Saturday, March first, let's just say you're
gonna want to be there Stater Bros. Garden Grove one
to three pm. Hang out with myself and Bort. We're
gonna have a bunch of giveaways for a bunch of
different things, So come on out get all the information.
Go to the Woody Show dot com of course on
March eighth. If you can't make it out on March first,

(33:24):
I will be in LaMDA from eleven am to one
pm at w SS Shoes. Check them out. I'll be
out there doing the same giveaways as I'm doing at
Stater Bros. And check out our friends like Fluffy aka
Gabriel Iglesias. Go to fluffy guy dot com. Check out
our friend Joe Coy I last time I saw he

(33:45):
was on the East Coast. Just go to j okoy
dot com. Get some blankets blankets by Tracy. Just go
to blankets by Tracy dot com. Our Google blankets by Tracy.
That is Eric's mom. She makes lovely blankets that keep
me warm every single night. Also, my dogs they love
the blankets as well. They wrap themselves up in them.
Shout to our friend Emily from Sex with Themily. Just

(34:07):
go to Sex with Emily dot com. Shouts our friends
Mankim there are banded. Just search Mankim when you're listening
to music, or go to Mankim dot com and see
them perform live. What is happening at Shasta Jeans Boutique Port.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
As you know, we have beautiful stone bracelets, beautiful stone
necklaces with different styles like bat pendants and dragonheads. And
also of course whether it's hot or cold. Actually, especially
when it's hot and the sun's coming out, you got
protect your crystals in your crystal ball with a beautiful
lore sec. You don't want to start a fire when
it magnifies. So get all of that Shastajans Boutique dot

(34:42):
com with two's because spooky, or hit the link in
my bio on Instagram at Saint Port and yes, the
shop is open up until we're doing the full.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Move noise short now to it and while you're online
and ken go to the woodieshow dot com and enter
to win the after hours take over giveaway. I see
where you download this podcast from. It is from all
over the country. Unfortunately we don't have any out of
the country giveaways, I apologize, but anywhere in the contiguous

(35:12):
United States or maybe I don't know. You can go
read all the rules. Go to the Woodyshow dot com
and if you're not listening to one of our radio stations,
any want to get in on the giveaway the Woodieshow
dot com. And after the takeover, we're launching another thing
with Disney that's gonna be awesome. So just listen to
The Woody Show and you get hooked up. It's gonna

(35:32):
rule any more shout outs. Still we gotta do after that,
I don't think so. Hopefully Eric will be back, Yeah,
Randy will be back, Tyler will be back, and Julian.
Do you have anything to say before we leave?

Speaker 4 (35:46):
No, I'm golden.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Oh, listen to the Mothership The Woody Show. Duh. I
just well, I pretty much just told you that already.
Do you have anything to say before we leave?

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Uh? Yes. If you don't like where you live, move, yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Do. Your mental health is worth more than you can
ever ever imagine.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
And I can't tell.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
You guys how crazy I have actually felt in the
last two years and how physically ill I feel.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
I am so excited to move noise, and if they
do move, who should they use?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Pure Movers not a sponsor, but should be And uh oh?
Can I just shout out they are a sponsor. I
know people completely that we talk about sponsors, but it's
between trying to take care of you. Check this out
Fiji Airways. Fiji Airways is a sponsor of the Woodi
Show in Dallas and in Los Angeles. Yes, they fly

(36:37):
from Dallas now to Fiji, and it's amazing. Now people
think like, oh, Fiji, that's unattainable. They have those huts
over the water that must be so extensive. Do some
research and check out how affordable it is. One to
fly to Fiji on Fiji Airways and two to stay

(36:57):
in Fiji. It is absolutely beautiful, crystal clear waters. The
people of Fiji are so nice. Check out its culture.
If you're looking for a place to vacation, check out
Fiji Airways dot com. And they also have a bunch
of packages online that can take care of your stay
if you just want to bundle it all together. But
Fiji Airways love them. Check out Fiji Airways dot com.

(37:19):
I think my next big trip is actually gonna be
in May to Miami because I'm gonna go check out
f one. I'm obsessed with f one now love it.
But also bert Bert Kreischer he's gonna have his five
k run with Tom Segura and Jelly Roll this time.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
That's right, any nice and you did it last year
and did it well, so you're gonna do it again.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Yeah. I'm less fatter now too. Yeah, I'm down forty
five pounds, so it should be a little bit easier.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
I'd love to do it with you if you want
a partner.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Are you gonna fly to Miami?

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Oh that's right, dang it.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah, well this one is actually this one is in Tampa.
The run is in Tampa on a Sunday, so that
is May sixth I believe.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Come on, Julian, you could do a quick turnaround.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
You can drop Yeah, I gotta fill up as a
bourbon gasting now.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Go to Bert bertbert dot com get more information. Also,
we did all those giveaways for Burt show. It's gonna
be at Resorts World. Go to resortsworld dot com. He's
gonna be there March twenty first and twenty seconds. I
am gonna be at the twenty first show with all
the Woody Show listeners. But Bert bert bert dot com

(38:32):
love that guy, very nice guy. Got to party with
him in New Orleans. So much fun. So thank you
for listening to this podcast. Please rate and review it. Also,
we have a Reddit page. Yes, yes, I just saw
somebody post something in the reddit page. What's New pod
is the the thread and they posted this is perfect

(38:53):
for everybody on the show. And it's over the top
jibs for your crocs and it has like a zin holder,
a vapeholder, and I think a beer holder and things
like that.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
If you're a Reddit user, add that to your reddit.
Also very fun. Read all the time on the Woody
Show Reddit on there too, and of course shout out
to everybody on the Woody Show Facebook. Very nice the
Facebook group that is run by the Woody Show listeners.
All that stuff should occupy your time for quite a
while until we have another episode. We'll see you next week.
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