May 22, 2025 • 38 mins
On this epsiode we talk Leaving for Alaska, EDC Weekend Fail, New Movies, Austin's Birthday & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's new with medas What's up everybody? And Welcome to
another edition of us new pod I Met Us. I'm
joined by bort Ak Brett. He's an audio expert and
syndication expert with The Woody Show Morning show that you
can hear across the United States and around the world
on The Woody Show podcast. We are just joined today
by our friend coming to us live from when you're
(00:22):
in California. That would be our friend Tyler, who prefers
to be solo because he says that Julianne, Eric and
Randy interrupt him way too much and he has very
important things to say.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I will say that one of those three is factually correct.
We won't let everybody guess which one of is.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You mean, the important things like.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Exactly. We'll get to it a minute. Of course, we're
gonna be leaving next week, and I feel like we've
been talking about it for months. We'll be on the
Disney cruise to Alaska, and I definitely want to record
a podcast where we have everybody on podcast, so we're
gonna have to figure out a.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Day to do that.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
But real quick, don't forget myself, bort and the whole
Woody Show crew, We're gonna be all together at Morongo
Casino Resort and Spot June twenty first, that is a
Saturday for the Woody Show prom that's going down with
the Spasmatics and DJ Scottie Fuck. We have a bunch
of giveaways and it's just gonna be a good time again.
(01:24):
It starts at seven pm twenty one and up. Free
to enter. Get details at Partywiwoody dot com. But I
pretty much just told you everything you needed. No roll
on through, come party with us and have a good time. Now,
speaking of a good time, it's finally here the Alaskan Cruise.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Are you ready, dude, I'm it's it's slowly still creeping in.
I'm not gonna lie. I've already started packing. I have
about like eighteen or sixteen shirts ready to go.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Dude, you got all new luggage. What this man is prepared?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I'm bringing like, no joke, like maybe twenty pairs of
underw our you know. Yeah, So we'll just making sure
we have everything. Like I bought like like a twelve
pack of socks. I bought extra shirts, I bought extra
flannels because obviously the weather's going to be a little
bit colder. I even got my snow shoes prepared just
in case. Dude, like you just never know.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Now, ask me what I've packed.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I'm very curious.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
One carry on what you have, one carry on for
the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, have you met him?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You're a wild man, dude, There's no way.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, I mean, I have my jacket. I am gonna
bring the snow shoes because we are gonna be walking
around on a glacier. And then yeah, just my regular clothes,
some I don't know, some hoodies and that's about it.
But I mean, just bring whatever you feel you need.
Just remember you and I are living together, so don't
take up too much space.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
That is true, which reminds me I will be bringing
you earplugs at night because I still do snow. That
does happen, dude.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I just thought about that last week. I go, wait
a minute, I forgot how much this fool.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Saws logs babod looks.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You know what. I'll pull back the curtin a little bit.
I just thought about you snoring last week, and I go, oh,
is there any inside cabins available that I can buy?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
This guy?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
They're sold outs.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I think the reason why I'm overly prepared. Is because
this is my first like big trip, whereas Menas has
done this a lot before, like he's done the whole
I'm overseas. I'm on a cruise because I think it
was a last year you were in a cruise on Ibiza.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, I'm out of Barcelona through Italy and stuff like that. Yeah,
so Menace is used to this stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I am not. So I'm trying to get everything figured out,
trying to get everything ready to go.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
But for god, this is your first cruise ever, right.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yes, dude, this is my first time out of the
country besides Vincent out of Mexico. This is my first cruise.
This is easily the farthest north I'll ever be, probably
in my entire life. So like, dude, there's a lot
of factors at play here. Well, I'm excited to have
you come along.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
We talked about this, what six years ago, five six
years ago, about how I wanted to go to Alaska
and no one would want to go with me, and
you said you were one hundred percent down. So our
vision is coming together. I'm very excited about it.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
We do have a couple days that we're going to
be at sea, and I was at Target yesterday and
I was thinking, Okay, you did mention should we bring
some Lego sets?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
God, I did, And I was thinking, I go, huh,
all right, well we still want to do that Lego
meet up where everybody else is together. Yes, what you
know what, Tyler might be right? I mean, there's gonna
be plenty of things to do on the ship. There's
a movie theater, we can watch a movie, we can
do a bunch of different things. But there will be
some downtime where we could maybe put some Lego sets together.
(04:46):
But the question is if we do do that, do
they have to be Disney theme lego sets or can
we go off script?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well that leads into me interjecting here saying is it
just Disney or the Disney Umbrella?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Because that is yeah, I did see Marvel, Star Wars Pixar.
What do you think, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
As much as I would love to build the Jaws
scene of the shark eating the boat while we're on
the boat, Disney umbrella is probably the best way to
go here. And actually, you know, it's Star Wars, Marvel
not a bad idea. That's something to think about, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
And then we can just bring him to Bort and
have it be in his brand new studio that we're
in right now, which is.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Aw I'll get display cases. I really want to. So
I have a Hall of Fame wall in here, which
I've shown on social media and we've talked about before,
you know as Randy's taser prong, Randy's eyebrows, different text
messages from Tyler, Randy, a note from Julianne, stuff from Eric,
lots of different things. Photoshopped images from remember our listener
(05:46):
super Sonnication. Yes, he made a couple images there that
are on the wall. I think we need to broaden
the Hall of Fame horizons here with display cases. Yes,
I think the lego sets would be a great addition.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Oh one other thing I want to bring up, Yes,
have you been researching the stops Tyler of where we're
going to be, Because there's one stop, Juno, Alaska has
this place called Tracy's Crabs Shack that has crab legs
as big as your four arm.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Dude, you already know I'm gonna be there. Man. It's
crap and like I'm not even kidding. I was telling
my brother about this yesterday. One of the things I'm
really excited about when you get to Alaska is literally
the freshest of fresh seafood that you've ever had, because
they'll be serving you seafood that they know joke caught
two hours before. Yeah, and like I am so stoked,
(06:36):
Like boiling crap is my spot over here. I love
that place. Any place that has seafood, I will be
there no matter what.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Dude, Well, uh, switching subjects. You're gonna get all the
recap and in real time stuff. Just follow us at
the Woody Show on Instagram and then at Menace on Instagram.
And speaking of the Woody Show, a lot of shout
outs to Heavy Tea this week on The Woody Show.
Oh yeah, yeah, everyone's excited for you to be on
the boat and too oh yeah, oh yeah. Well the
(07:05):
work thing I'm very excited for.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
You know.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I spent forty five minutes on the phone with Tyler
yesterday about the work. Okay, good, we're prepping you early
boy noise. Oh I was gonna say, Tyler, have you
heard that Woody is shortening your name on the air?
You were now, well, yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
D A T D A T I am that.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You're a dat son dat dumb ass Tyler.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
This sounds like an airport code.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
It sounds more lovable, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, d A T and the Building Dog.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
No, I like, I like, I like dat. I would
rather do that because it's also very short, or like,
there's nothing wrong with the dumbass Tyler name.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It's so long. That's the only thing is it's slightly.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Oh yes, because heavy T on Error is not any
shorter than that.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Well, heavy T on Air is my userdame. Make sure
you follow me at heavy T Underscore. But like, but
heavy T is very short. That is pretty short. I
like that. That's good.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Speaking of Instagram, I want to thank everybody now. The
last podcast I put it out there, I said, hey,
if anybody knows anybody in the film industry or that
works out a movie theater, or just know somebody that
knows somebody in general where I could watch the F
one movie before it comes out, like just if there's
an early release somewhere, because it comes out June twenty six,
(08:20):
and that day I actually leave for Europe because I'm
going to go to the British Grand Prix and check
out F one overseas, which is awesome, but I'm like
I want to see this movie ahead of time. So
on the twenty fifth, they do have screenings, but they
were all sold out. But check this out, guys. A
lot of people reach out to me on Instagram on
(08:40):
my contact again, you want to hit me up, hit contact,
don't DM me because I don't read my dms. They
gave me all these different ideas. They are like, hey,
check out this movie theater. Check out this movie theater.
Movie theaters that I forgot about it, like United Artist
Theaters regal all that kind of stuff, And they had
some screenings that are available. But check this out. I
(09:01):
didn't know this, but AMC has it even earlier screening
on the twenty fourth. What and I got in? Really,
I'm super excited. So I got my tickets. I'm ready
to go.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Now.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
These are tickets that I just bought. But if you
hear about any VIP screenings, hit your boy up. But
let me play a little game with you. So I
guess AMC has like this pre pre screening available over
all the other theaters. Okay, guess how much tickets cost
per ticket? Let's see like early advanced.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Okay, so let me thinking of a normal ticket, right,
A normal ticket. This is a normal screen, right, yeah,
normal special, standardized screen usually about twenty bucks ish thirty
five dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
All right, I say twenty thirty dollars a ticket.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Oh damn, dude, this thirty You don't even get IMAX
for that.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
No, it's just a standard. And I'm fine because I
am definitely gonna go back and watch an IMAX, but
I have access to it. I get to see it,
and I'll be happy.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
You know, that actually makes sense because last year me
and Randy went to go see Twisters about a week
early before it came out, And now that I think
about it, that ticket is about thirty bucks, so that
makes sense. Totally worth it, thou but nah, shout out
to AMC. Ironically, I'm going there later today because I
am taking my dad to go see the newest Mission Impossible.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Sweet. I thought I was gonna say, lelo on stitch.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I you know what, I am going to see that
one eventually, but Mission Impossible. My dad took me to
go see the third one when that came out, and
that was like two thousand and six, two thousand and seven.
Ever since then, whenever there's been a new one, me
and him have went like opening day, So I'm treating
him right before I leave because it comes out literally
the day before I leave, and we're going later today.
Found a really early.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Screening at three in the afternoon, so we don't have
to stay out too late.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
And good to go.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Man, this is a two partner. Didn't we all see
the first party? We saw part one? We did see
part one, Yeah, so this is part two.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I didn't see part one with you guys, but I
will say there's been so much about Mission Impossible, this
movie and press releases and trailers and everything for it.
I think I'm gonna go watch all of them again.
Whoa there all on Amazon Prime right now for free
to watch. I think I'm gonna Bingjamal. I love the
first one, absolutely love the first one in the nineties,
(11:16):
and then I meant to watch all the ones since
then and never did.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Wow, I think I'm gon wat So the first one
is great. I personally am not a big fan of
the second one because the second one is like every
nineties two thousands cliche you've ever seen. But the third
one on it literally seems like each one gets better
than the last one. It's so good.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I like Simon peg so I guess humor and anything
I'm gonna watch, So I really want to watch these.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Also, can we bring up the fact that Tom Cruise
is a mad man because he's been doing like all
this press stuff for it. This man came out and
said he eats like two to three things of popcorn
per movie. That is why how many colonels get stuck
in your teeth?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
You think that's crazy. So I was watching an interview
with Simon Peg talking about the movie coming out and
everything inside. Peg was like he literally was bringing footage
to Simon Pegg's house to show him clips of the movie.
He was finding his helicopter. He's like, hey, can I
land in your backyard?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
So he actually had a mo a landing pad in
so Tom Cruise knew where to land the helicopter to
hand him the thumb drive to watch part of the movie.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Wow, and he did it.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You're like, that is it that cool? Would you just
love a helicopter?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Do that?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Just living life?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Man?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
And but he says he's not going to do a
Top Gun three or he's not he's not gonna do
anymore Mission Impossibles, but he wants to act until he's
one hundred years old.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah. And one other thing that Simon Peg mentioned that
I thought was funny. He sees Tom Cruise doing like
all these stunts, and he's straight up saying I was
waiting by the phone because I'm just expecting the insurance
company to be like, yeah, Tom's dad. If this one
finally got him what.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I'd love to see him act in at one hundred, menace,
maybe you would agree a sequel to interview with a vampire. Oh,
that'd be crazy coming back to stop but old Lestad,
he's age, he's at like a brooding he.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Does he need any prosthetics? Yeah, that would be so cool.
Let's talk to him at one hundred.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I have another idea. All right, you can remake the
Mummy correctly this time, but he's the Mummy.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I don't think we should bring that one back. That
just maybe Brendan Fraser can come back and be I.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Would like that. I would like that.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Also, did you see the new trailer for a Jurassic
World rebirth? Yes you're all in or all out?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yes, I will be there. Nobody. This is this is
one of the movies where, like I said, we saw
it a week before it came out. I'm gonna try
my best to see this a week before it comes out.
I need to see that.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I'm all for it. I want to see it. I'm
gonna see it. But the plot line is a little
sus in the trailer. The plot line, if you don't know,
is we got to get DNA from the dinosaurs. But
the dinosaurs have to be alive.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You know what. I'm fine with it. We are because
here's the thing. You go into the movie, there's dinosaurs.
They kill people. That's all you need to know. Man,
that's all I need to know. So full sen, give
me this movie. Give me all like the gored that's
in it. This is something I will eat two or
three things of popcorn four like this is happening, Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I'm so excited for it. Speaking about fossils and dinosaurs,
there's a famous museum in Chicago called Field Museum. And
guess what's coming next year to the Field Museum in
May of twenty twenty six, Pokemon Fossils exhibits. Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Come on, dude, now, I'm excited. Turn my mic do yes.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
This thing is already so popular that they have to
do like a sign up just for people to buy tickets.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Because it's been Japan forever movement waiting for it to
come here.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Let's go. It's in the museum with real fossils, and
now it's Pokemon fossils, which I think is genius because
then you can actually get people to go to a
real museum and see the real stuff too.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I want to go, and I like museums, but I
actually really want to go. It's beautiful, It's a wonderful thing. Tyler,
do you want to go?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yes? Also, I've never been to Chicago, so double yes.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
We could take Eric's son to his first.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Museum visit, and you can knock out two baseball stadiums
Tyler on your list.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Uh yeah, I'm very well aware. So they better both
be playing when we go. They better both be playing.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
And if Woody has his pilot license, which he will
by then you can fly us there.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
He loves Chicago. I say we do it, well, Tyler
get it the play.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Remember Tyler's a big aviation guy.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
True, that's right, Tyler was good to get that would
playing at the airshow while back.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Now, you know I'm not gonna lie I think about
that at least once a week. I'm not even joking.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
One day. Come on, we put it out there about
the Alaskan trip that happened. We'll make this next one
happen now, Like, legit, how much are you into aviation
because I'm gonna, you know, present you as an aviation
guy too, wouldy, which he doesn't know this factor about
you are able to hang out.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
As yes, not even so the so I don't know
if you guys know about the new Nathan Fielders show,
the rehearsal. Yeah. So what he's doing right now, it's
an incredibly psychotic way of doing it, but he's trying
to make aviation safety safer because pilots don't really talk
to each other all that much until they're actually in
(16:26):
the plane. So he's trying to be like, maybe if
there was more of like a rapport, like a friendship there,
that maybe some of these communication mistakes that happened in
the cockpit wouldn't happen as much. And even though he's
going about it incredibly weirdly, it's actually a pretty good idea.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
So so you do like aviation, yes, very much?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yes, Okay, yeah, we brought this up. You've got to
fly to Vancouver by yourself. You have to go through
customs by yourself. This is gonna be all new experience
and it's gonna be weird for somebody that's never done
that before to do a solo.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
When I said earlier that I've been prepared for everything,
I've already called the hotel I'm staying at in Vancouver, Hey,
can I get an early check in? Hey? In case
that can't happen, can you guys hold my bags, you know,
until I am ready to check in? They're like, yeah, sure,
I called the hotel for I'm staying for the next
I'm like, hey, can you guys hold my bags? And
they're like, yeah, sure you blah blah blah. I am
(17:23):
making sure that there is like limited amount of surprises
that's gonna happen. I mean, like bad surprises, you know
what I mean, Like, oh, hey, like you're screwed. You're like,
we don't want that.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I'm a little concerned about this because he's becoming so
over prepared about everything that he's gonna forget something major.
Like I'm so worried it's gonna be something blaringly obvious
and he's gonna be like, oh, crap.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I made a list and I'm slowly checking everything, gonna
be like I forgot myself, Guys, I forgot to go.
I forgot checked in the bags and everything. And then
I turned around. I was like, well, see you, and.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Then just like he's like, guys, I forgot my cellf
hoed in the car.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Oh yeah, the cell phone thing pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I'm glad you're bringing this up because you have to
be prepared for everything. I don't know if you heard
my story from this past weekend last time we did
a podcast, I was leaving for EDC and just to
recap it, if you haven't heard the story. First day
of EDC, I fly out to Vegas. My friends driving
in from San Francisco, and he decides, Hey, you know what,
(18:24):
I want to take a picture of a road sign
outside of Las Vegas. He takes a picture of the
road sign, starts running to his car, trips and falls
and rolls his ankle super hard and totally gets road
rash all over his hands. Meet up at the hotel,
he is jacked up. Dude, He goes, I'm just gonna
chill out the hotel just for a little bit. There's
a new f one exhibit right next to the hotel.
(18:46):
I'm gonna go check that out. I'll come back. I
come back. He does not look good, but he says,
you know what, I'm gonna rally. We're gonna drive on
over there. While we're driving to EDC Night one, he says,
you know what, I'm not I can be able to
make it. I'm just gonna wait in the car while
you go inside and get the content that you need
to get, because you know, I was recording some stuff
(19:08):
for the Woody Show and I won that contest that
covered everything. I should show that I actually went to DC.
But we get to the parking lot and he says,
there's some petticabs at the edge of the parking lot.
Maybe I can make it in because it's a twenty
minute walk right when you park to get into EDC.
We get to the gates and it is at the racetrack,
(19:29):
so you have to walk all the way up to
the top of the stands and then all the way
down to the middle of the track where EDC is.
We get to the bottom and he goes to me,
I need to go to the medical tent. Oh no, no,
taking the medical tent. They start wrapping his foot. I said,
you know what, I'm gonna go get my content. I'll
come back and i'll check in on you. I'll come
(19:50):
back and check in on him. And he says, I'm
done for the weekend.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Oh no, I mean at that point you call in
like pitch hitter or something. You know, maybe you could
call in time the respect.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
The whole real reason I was there was for him
because he hosts a national dance music show. If you
want to check it out, it's called Ghetto House Radio.
If you love dance music. They've been doing it for
over twenty years. It is so good. Just look up
Ghetto House Radio on Instagram or just search Ghetto House Radio.
I know they have a podcast. You can listen to it.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
So when he said he was done for the weekend,
I go, well, I guess I'm done for the weekend
as well. I book a flight to go meet up
with Nacho and my mother in law for lunch. I
take that flight, we drive, we park in the second
we park, we close our doors to the car like
it's a movie, and we hear a massive explosion. We
(20:42):
were in Palm Springs when the guy bombed the place.
We were five blocks away. Damn, that's insane. We're like,
what was that. Maybe it was a gas explosion. Maybe
it was a transformer explosion, you know. Or they shoot
movies in the area. Maybe they're shooting a movie. Who
knows what's going on. All the news outlets nothing. So
(21:03):
I call Brian, our local guy on Alt one oh
one point five. He is a local DJ there, and
he goes, I'm down the street from where you're at.
My whole house shook all my neighbors outside. We don't
know what's going on. So forty minutes later we found
out that the bombing happened. I never heard an explosion
that loud.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah, it's crazy to have something like that happen. The
most I've had with an explosion like that has been, like,
there's been a couple of methouses that have gone up
in North Hollywood. Sweet there was a giant transform explosion
behind the burbank target, like the entire grid went. But
it is you don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, and because of the area, you don't really think like, oh,
something mallice is happening.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
No, you think car accidently, maybe a car hit a pole.
That's what cause that. Yeah, but that's insane, man.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, And luckily that dude only killed himself and some
people did go to the hospital, but they were out
within a day.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
But it's a frightening thing to have that happen. I know,
people have you know, obviously there's nine to eleven in giant,
massive things like that that have happened over the years.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
But it's confusing and you don't know what's happening, and it.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Really does kind of shock you for the area that
you're in because you're like, oh, I feel comfortable in
this area. I feel safe in this area spring But
I mean I lived two blocks away from the North
Hollywood shootout, and after that, you're like, do I really
want to walk down the street now because a couple
guys at AK forty seven shot up a bank for hours.
You know, things like that kind of make you go,
I don't know if I really want to be around
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this block for a while.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
It also makes you think like, Okay, I am very
fortunate to live in America because this is somebody's every
day in another country. Oh yeah, they if they heard
that sound, they would have known exactly what it was
within a millisecond. Me I'm just like walking around like, WHOA,
what the hell is that?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
That's mentally after when you start thinking about that.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
And I was talking to Valentine from the Valentine Morning
Show on my FM, and I was telling him the situation.
I said, Oh, I was confused. I don't know what's
going on. He was like, the last thing you want
to do when you hear something like that is walk
towards the situation. But you just don't think about that,
like we as a society now, we want to grab content,
(23:11):
pull our phone out, we want to go see what's happening.
And it's so funny that he said that because within
like forty eight hours after him tell me that, I
went to because he said, that's some information that he
told his son. Right, it's like, hey, if you hear
some crap going down, don't go towards it, go away
from it. And within forty eight hours I get this
TikTok of a story being told. They're probably listening to
(23:33):
our conversation of something that happened in Portland where this
guy thought a crash happened and all these people were
gathered around and police, and so he starts walking towards it.
With his phone and he realizes, oh, wait a minute,
that's not a police officer. This is some crazy road
rage guy that has a gun and he shot the
(23:54):
guy that was doing the video. So that was a
perfect example. Don't walk towards it situation, walk away from it.
Get out. You guys want to talk about something fun, though,
Let's talk about something fun. Food news and you know,
we talked a lot about World's colliding with baby metals
playing at F one in Singapore. Some other breaking news
(24:17):
happened this week with F one. Disney and F one
have collaborated. They have not announced what they're gonna be doing,
but a Disney F one collaboration is coming soon. I'm
super excited about that. But speaking of racing, this weekend
is the Indy five hundred. Did you hear about the
Weieni five hundred. Yes, Six Weeni mobiles were going head
(24:40):
ahead at the same racetrack that they're having the Indy
five hundred. That's amazing and you can even bet on
it on DraftKings what yeah, dude, And it's gonna be
representing a bunch of different areas of hot dogs like Chicago,
New York's, Seattle, I forget all the different cities. But yeah,
(25:00):
they're all going head ahead in a wieniumobile race.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
This is awesome.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
So all the winning biles look the same, right, they're
just numbered different.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Are they decking them all out?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I think with different colors? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
That's dope, man, that's so cool.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Now.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I think this idea came from what they did at
F one Miami where they had all the guys in
lego cars. That's right. Yeah, I think this is gonna
be a new fun thing that's gonna happen, these pre
races with just wacky stuff, and I support it. It
should be fun. I'm definitely gonna watch this.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Uh yeah, why wouldn't you? It's hot dogs racing. Yeah, incredible,
healthy cinema.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
King of Glizzies. How will you be celebrating this race?
Will you be enjoying a Glizzy or five?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
During this I will be enjoying a nice Oscar Meyer Glizzy.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
That would be happening.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Oscar Meyer is my favorite.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Not a sponsor, but should be totally.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
How about do you love Totino's pizza the little pizza pockets? Yes,
well it's finally happened. You've seen this on social media.
Many times where people put those Totino's pizza into their
ice maker and then they just put a cup up
to it and they they fall out. Now, Totitos have
actually made afrigerator freezer that does that Totino's branded Yeah,
(26:17):
you can check it out on her Instagram. You can
actually win one.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I'm so hungry now I want it, I need it.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
So let me just double check this real quick. We've
opened up food News with Oscar Minor. We need mobile
racing and Totino's pizza rolls that just go directly into
your cup via freezer.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yes, this is my super Bowl. I'm not even this
is a cras well. How about this? Our girl, Selena
Gomez has come out with her own Oreo flavor or
chata made with two chocolate cinnamon flavored wafers and a
layer of chocolate cinnamon cream all in or all out,
going straight from Selena's kitchen.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I just came.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
I just threw up a mouth.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
You stuck with this for a week? Oh week? Bro,
you can't get away from him anyways. Before he said
that Slider go missus Orchata and Oreo form Sure. Yeah, delicious, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
And out of ten we'll be having again.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Will be pukey in my mouth, Like all right, Oh yeah,
So that's all I have for food news.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
I do. I do have one slightly disappointing bit of
food news. The new pop tart flavors for the thin
mint Girl Scout cookies.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, I've seen them in the store.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Kind of mid knocking kind is very disappointing. There's not
a whole lot of flavor in it. It tastes like
a chocolate pop tart with a hint of mint, really good.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Damn it sucks because they keep on trying to do
these Girl Scout infuse things like even shampoo and stuff
like that, and they're all taking L's.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
That also goes for pop tarts too. I'm a frequenter
of grocery outlets, so I get the those fun, little
wacky flavor pop starts a few six a year later, you.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Know, after they've fallen off.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, like the Apple Jacks one. I got the pumpkin
spice one. Finally it's okay, it just pop starts. They
got to stick to the original flavors, stick to the
originals and maybe some of the nineties ones. After that,
they just get chemically and kind of weird. They're not fun.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
You know.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Cinnamon cherry, Yeah, wild berry is good.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Just the ogs. Cinnamon is my favoriteberry.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Man. Yeah, but once you get in past Moores into
that chocolate Sunday one, like, it's not good. Just why
it's not fun?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
No more? Moving on from food news, I have a question.
Now you are the soldier Brett that are standing up
and delivering for the whole crew for Austin's birthday?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Eric Son, Yeah, yeah, let's talk about this.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Has everybody given you gifts yet to bring to the party?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Bro, noa's talked to me about.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I have reached out to everybody.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I have talked to everybody, and I knew Tyler wouldn't
be in town. But still, Tyler, are you gonna be
able to go? Just to ask, I've checked in with Randy,
have checked him with Julienne. They're apparently too busy, Menace.
I know you're traveling. You got BFD coming.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Up Dallas, Texas. You'r a FD concert.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
You're gonna be seeing the homie Marilyn Manson, which I
haven't even seen yet, so that'd be cool. Nobody has
said anything about transporting any kind of gift anywhere to
the party or to meet up. Nothing.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Well, I got to pick one up today and then
I'll bring it to you tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Good, because I gotta go get a present.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I will say that me and Randy have coordinated this already.
So we asked Eric's wife, Leanne if she had any
kind of gift registry or anything. She sent us an
Amazon list.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
How you, guys, you I meant to ask that too.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
I was like, we got where was the Amazon list?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I went straight to the source. Okay, this is why
you always go straight to the source. So we got
the Amazon list, picked a couple things off of it,
and we're good to go.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Uh right, that way more.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
He'll be delivering them both tomorrow, considering he lives about
thirty feet from Eric.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
So wait, so you've had the list this long? You
had enough time to, like, I guys.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Didn't have it. Well, I mean Amazon takes like two days,
so it didn't need a whole lot of time. But yes,
I have had it.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
This is exactly trying to do it to outshine us.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
So we looked like a bunch of scrubs showing up
with nothing or hitting stuff that's not on the list.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I'm gonna be real. Don't hate me because you hate me, dude.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Okay, this is what I've been talking about, that these
two Safari boy it up between themselves and say, f
all these guys until they need us.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I don't know if I go that far.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I would.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
I would At this point, Rady's trying to buy me
off with a pack of Pokemon.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Like.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I reached out to Leanne and I got this list.
Did you guys get it? God forbid you communicate.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
You know what. We will take this in stride and
we will get it right next here.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Least send the link to the list. You still have it?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah, I still have it.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
That way, at least if I go to the store,
I figure out what the hell he needs.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
He wasn't even gonna sit until I said something right now.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Well yeah, let me see. I'm looking at the invite
right now. There is no mention of an Amazon listening
anywhere on this nowhere.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I blame her too. He doesn't love I did ask.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Eric, actually, I said, hey, is you know could I
get this for a one year old? And he said,
you can get a keg of beer for the one
year old? So I was assuming I was just bringing
beer at this point and maybe a stuffed animal. That's
honestly what I think I was gonna do. I mean,
is Eric gonna listen to this before he's working in
the yard tomorrow. That's why he can't podcast with us
today or tomorrow. What are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I think he probably will listen to this, which is
why I'm not revealing what I got baby AJ.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
No, Randy will listen. Randy will listen to this a moment.
It's up to hear if we talk crap on him.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
And I keep on forgetting to call him AJ. Remember
when they bring up AJ and I go, who's AJ?
I just call him Austin.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
I call him Austin because I want to when he
gets older, all I'm gonna do is get him stone
cold Steve Austin stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Oh that's genies. I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Oh dude, it's gonna be Austin three sixteen shirts, Austin figures.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Wait so wait, wait, wait when Austin churn STIPs by
the way, No, I'm just saying, when Austin turns three,
we're throwing him an Austin three sixteen party. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Oh, and then when he's twenty one, buying him Austin
three sixteen beer.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, so you know what, I'm still I'm gonna buy
him another book, though, because I'm buying them a book
to try to prove that time travel is real.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Okay, Hey, by the time he's old enough, it might
actually be a real. Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
So what I'm doing every time it's his birthday and
I get him a book, I write a note in
the book and go, hey, Austin, is time travel real yet?
If so, come by and say what's up Austin E
d C. Twenty twenty?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
You in are out, Austin, go back to twenty fourteen,
find your dad at EDC.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yes, and buy him around, Yes, Austin, make sure Tyler
doesn't buy that car. Yes, yes, But then we never
meet Hies. We will never beat Tyler. Then he'll never
be better. I was gonna say, you would just never
be dumbass still beat me. I would just never have
to Nick.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah, I don't think so. I think that's a back
to the future moment. We'll see him erace from every image.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Now I'm gonna write him a message like, hey, Austin,
do uh do Uncle Tyler a favor. Make sure when
you go back in time, he doesn't meet certain women.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I was gonna go back to twenty eighteen to make
sure he doesn't get VD.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Go back to twenty nineteen. Do not swipe right on
that check on buble, keep going, man.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
And then go back to twenty nineteen, twenty twenty, Toy
toy one, toy toy two, et cetera, and tell him
to stop going back to the well.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Repeat once every year.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah, Austin, make sure I go to the gym.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
All right, Well, I travels a beautiful big Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I'm gonna keep on trying with Austin. Man, he's gonna
come through us one day. All right, guys, Well, thank
you so much for listening to this podcast. Tyler and
I have to prepare for our trip to Vancouver, Canada
and jump on a ship to go around Alaska and
enjoy some delicious crab legs and salmon and shrimp, and
(34:30):
hopefully we'll be checking in with you from the boat.
We're going to find a day where everybody can get
together and record a podcast. Also, keep an eye on
social media at the Woody Show on Instagram and at
Menace m E. Nace. Make sure you hang out with
all of the Woodies Show June twenty first at Morongo
Casino Resort and Spa for the Woodies Show prom Spasmatics
are performing. DJ Scotti Foss will be there. Of course,
(34:52):
we'll have giveaways as usual. Check out our friends like
Joe Coy jokoy dot com. I don't know if you saw,
but it's doctor Joe.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Cooy What he did? See that?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah, he fulfilled one of my dreams and got an
honorary degree.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Oh nice, So where from?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Uh la? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he had a bunch
of la stuff on.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Oh nice. We'll come Grasston. That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
It's huge him and our other friend Gabriel Iglesias aka
Fluffy You. They will be performing together next year March
twenty sixth. I believe I can still remember correctly, Sofi
Stadium massive show almost already sold out a year in evance,
So make sure go to Fluffyguy dot com or go
(35:36):
to Joecoy dot com pick up some tickets. Of course,
we're gonna be there to witness comedy history being made
and Fluffy Guy all over. I think he's in Las
Vegas this weekend. He is, Actually he is at the Cosmopolitan.
Check him out. Also shout out to our friends man Kim,
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(35:57):
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Speaker 3 (36:19):
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hot season. We're in the heights of the sun trying
to roast us. Even though Menace loves and I despise us.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
I love it.
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Speaker 1 (36:49):
Do it and don't forget. Listen to the Mothership the
Woody Show Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app. Tyler,
do you have anything to say before we leave? Uh?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Not really? Uh, Michion and Hospiel is gonna rule. This
cruise is gonna rule. I'm excited to visit Canada and
have some real maple syrup. I might try poutine while
I'm there and see what that's all about. And uh, yeah, man,
let's uh, let's let's just get this show on the road. Dude,
I'm stokes man. I'm so excited, all right, Brett.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Yes, I would like to say that we have been
been boozled again by Tyler and Randy because I just
try to open up the wish list and it won't
let me open it because we haven't been invited to
see it.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know that I
was gonna get off the podcast.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Yeah, I say you the league. Guys, say the league.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
I don't know why it's all works working now, you guys,
come ons on, you guys.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Now, Well, guess what we get freaking see the list,
and now we're back to square one. So Manas, let's
just go figure this out. Screw these guys. He got
his cruise. He he doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah, he doesn't need to help us on anything that
we need help with, right whatsoever? No, right, tyler, you
don't need help.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
I remember that. I'll remember this.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Oh yours? Yeah, yeah, just wait, just wait until the cruise.
What I get a phone call? I can't figure out
the microphone.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Anyways, all right, we'll see you next week. What's new
with Menace
What's new with medas What's up everybody? And Welcome to
another edition of us new pod I Met Us. I'm
joined by bort Ak Brett. He's an audio expert and
syndication expert with The Woody Show Morning show that you
can hear across the United States and around the world
on The Woody Show podcast. We are just joined today
by our friend coming to us live from when you're
(00:22):
in California. That would be our friend Tyler, who prefers
to be solo because he says that Julianne, Eric and
Randy interrupt him way too much and he has very
important things to say.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I will say that one of those three is factually correct.
We won't let everybody guess which one of is.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
You mean, the important things like.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Exactly. We'll get to it a minute. Of course, we're
gonna be leaving next week, and I feel like we've
been talking about it for months. We'll be on the
Disney cruise to Alaska, and I definitely want to record
a podcast where we have everybody on podcast, so we're
gonna have to figure out a.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Day to do that.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
But real quick, don't forget myself, bort and the whole
Woody Show crew, We're gonna be all together at Morongo
Casino Resort and Spot June twenty first, that is a
Saturday for the Woody Show prom that's going down with
the Spasmatics and DJ Scottie Fuck. We have a bunch
of giveaways and it's just gonna be a good time again.
(01:24):
It starts at seven pm twenty one and up. Free
to enter. Get details at Partywiwoody dot com. But I
pretty much just told you everything you needed. No roll
on through, come party with us and have a good time. Now,
speaking of a good time, it's finally here the Alaskan Cruise.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Are you ready, dude, I'm it's it's slowly still creeping in.
I'm not gonna lie. I've already started packing. I have
about like eighteen or sixteen shirts ready to go.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Dude, you got all new luggage. What this man is prepared?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I'm bringing like, no joke, like maybe twenty pairs of
underw our you know. Yeah, So we'll just making sure
we have everything. Like I bought like like a twelve
pack of socks. I bought extra shirts, I bought extra
flannels because obviously the weather's going to be a little
bit colder. I even got my snow shoes prepared just
in case. Dude, like you just never know.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Now, ask me what I've packed.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I'm very curious.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
One carry on what you have, one carry on for
the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, have you met him?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You're a wild man, dude, There's no way.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, I mean, I have my jacket. I am gonna
bring the snow shoes because we are gonna be walking
around on a glacier. And then yeah, just my regular clothes,
some I don't know, some hoodies and that's about it.
But I mean, just bring whatever you feel you need.
Just remember you and I are living together, so don't
take up too much space.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
That is true, which reminds me I will be bringing
you earplugs at night because I still do snow. That
does happen, dude.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I just thought about that last week. I go, wait
a minute, I forgot how much this fool.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Saws logs babod looks.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You know what. I'll pull back the curtin a little bit.
I just thought about you snoring last week, and I go, oh,
is there any inside cabins available that I can buy?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
This guy?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
They're sold outs.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I think the reason why I'm overly prepared. Is because
this is my first like big trip, whereas Menas has
done this a lot before, like he's done the whole
I'm overseas. I'm on a cruise because I think it
was a last year you were in a cruise on Ibiza.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, I'm out of Barcelona through Italy and stuff like that. Yeah,
so Menace is used to this stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I am not. So I'm trying to get everything figured out,
trying to get everything ready to go.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
But for god, this is your first cruise ever, right.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yes, dude, this is my first time out of the
country besides Vincent out of Mexico. This is my first cruise.
This is easily the farthest north I'll ever be, probably
in my entire life. So like, dude, there's a lot
of factors at play here. Well, I'm excited to have
you come along.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
We talked about this, what six years ago, five six
years ago, about how I wanted to go to Alaska
and no one would want to go with me, and
you said you were one hundred percent down. So our
vision is coming together. I'm very excited about it.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
We do have a couple days that we're going to
be at sea, and I was at Target yesterday and
I was thinking, Okay, you did mention should we bring
some Lego sets?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
God, I did, And I was thinking, I go, huh,
all right, well we still want to do that Lego
meet up where everybody else is together. Yes, what you
know what, Tyler might be right? I mean, there's gonna
be plenty of things to do on the ship. There's
a movie theater, we can watch a movie, we can
do a bunch of different things. But there will be
some downtime where we could maybe put some Lego sets together.
(04:46):
But the question is if we do do that, do
they have to be Disney theme lego sets or can
we go off script?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well that leads into me interjecting here saying is it
just Disney or the Disney Umbrella?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Because that is yeah, I did see Marvel, Star Wars Pixar.
What do you think, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
As much as I would love to build the Jaws
scene of the shark eating the boat while we're on
the boat, Disney umbrella is probably the best way to
go here. And actually, you know, it's Star Wars, Marvel
not a bad idea. That's something to think about, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
And then we can just bring him to Bort and
have it be in his brand new studio that we're
in right now, which is.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Aw I'll get display cases. I really want to. So
I have a Hall of Fame wall in here, which
I've shown on social media and we've talked about before,
you know as Randy's taser prong, Randy's eyebrows, different text
messages from Tyler, Randy, a note from Julianne, stuff from Eric,
lots of different things. Photoshopped images from remember our listener
(05:46):
super Sonnication. Yes, he made a couple images there that
are on the wall. I think we need to broaden
the Hall of Fame horizons here with display cases. Yes,
I think the lego sets would be a great addition.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Oh one other thing I want to bring up, Yes,
have you been researching the stops Tyler of where we're
going to be, Because there's one stop, Juno, Alaska has
this place called Tracy's Crabs Shack that has crab legs
as big as your four arm.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Dude, you already know I'm gonna be there. Man. It's
crap and like I'm not even kidding. I was telling
my brother about this yesterday. One of the things I'm
really excited about when you get to Alaska is literally
the freshest of fresh seafood that you've ever had, because
they'll be serving you seafood that they know joke caught
two hours before. Yeah, and like I am so stoked,
(06:36):
Like boiling crap is my spot over here. I love
that place. Any place that has seafood, I will be
there no matter what.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Dude, Well, uh, switching subjects. You're gonna get all the
recap and in real time stuff. Just follow us at
the Woody Show on Instagram and then at Menace on Instagram.
And speaking of the Woody Show, a lot of shout
outs to Heavy Tea this week on The Woody Show.
Oh yeah, yeah, everyone's excited for you to be on
the boat and too oh yeah, oh yeah. Well the
(07:05):
work thing I'm very excited for.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
You know.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I spent forty five minutes on the phone with Tyler
yesterday about the work. Okay, good, we're prepping you early
boy noise. Oh I was gonna say, Tyler, have you
heard that Woody is shortening your name on the air?
You were now, well, yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
D A T D A T I am that.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You're a dat son dat dumb ass Tyler.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
This sounds like an airport code.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
It sounds more lovable, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, d A T and the Building Dog.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
No, I like, I like, I like dat. I would
rather do that because it's also very short, or like,
there's nothing wrong with the dumbass Tyler name.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It's so long. That's the only thing is it's slightly.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Oh yes, because heavy T on Error is not any
shorter than that.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Well, heavy T on Air is my userdame. Make sure
you follow me at heavy T Underscore. But like, but
heavy T is very short. That is pretty short. I
like that. That's good.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Speaking of Instagram, I want to thank everybody now. The
last podcast I put it out there, I said, hey,
if anybody knows anybody in the film industry or that
works out a movie theater, or just know somebody that
knows somebody in general where I could watch the F
one movie before it comes out, like just if there's
an early release somewhere, because it comes out June twenty six,
(08:20):
and that day I actually leave for Europe because I'm
going to go to the British Grand Prix and check
out F one overseas, which is awesome, but I'm like
I want to see this movie ahead of time. So
on the twenty fifth, they do have screenings, but they
were all sold out. But check this out, guys. A
lot of people reach out to me on Instagram on
(08:40):
my contact again, you want to hit me up, hit contact,
don't DM me because I don't read my dms. They
gave me all these different ideas. They are like, hey,
check out this movie theater. Check out this movie theater.
Movie theaters that I forgot about it, like United Artist
Theaters regal all that kind of stuff, And they had
some screenings that are available. But check this out. I
(09:01):
didn't know this, but AMC has it even earlier screening
on the twenty fourth. What and I got in? Really,
I'm super excited. So I got my tickets. I'm ready
to go.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Now.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
These are tickets that I just bought. But if you
hear about any VIP screenings, hit your boy up. But
let me play a little game with you. So I
guess AMC has like this pre pre screening available over
all the other theaters. Okay, guess how much tickets cost
per ticket? Let's see like early advanced.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Okay, so let me thinking of a normal ticket, right,
A normal ticket. This is a normal screen, right, yeah,
normal special, standardized screen usually about twenty bucks ish thirty
five dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
All right, I say twenty thirty dollars a ticket.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Oh damn, dude, this thirty You don't even get IMAX
for that.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
No, it's just a standard. And I'm fine because I
am definitely gonna go back and watch an IMAX, but
I have access to it. I get to see it,
and I'll be happy.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
You know, that actually makes sense because last year me
and Randy went to go see Twisters about a week
early before it came out, And now that I think
about it, that ticket is about thirty bucks, so that
makes sense. Totally worth it, thou but nah, shout out
to AMC. Ironically, I'm going there later today because I
am taking my dad to go see the newest Mission Impossible.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Sweet. I thought I was gonna say, lelo on stitch.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I you know what, I am going to see that
one eventually, but Mission Impossible. My dad took me to
go see the third one when that came out, and
that was like two thousand and six, two thousand and seven.
Ever since then, whenever there's been a new one, me
and him have went like opening day, So I'm treating
him right before I leave because it comes out literally
the day before I leave, and we're going later today.
Found a really early.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Screening at three in the afternoon, so we don't have
to stay out too late.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
And good to go.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Man, this is a two partner. Didn't we all see
the first party? We saw part one? We did see
part one, Yeah, so this is part two.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I didn't see part one with you guys, but I
will say there's been so much about Mission Impossible, this
movie and press releases and trailers and everything for it.
I think I'm gonna go watch all of them again.
Whoa there all on Amazon Prime right now for free
to watch. I think I'm gonna Bingjamal. I love the
first one, absolutely love the first one in the nineties,
(11:16):
and then I meant to watch all the ones since
then and never did.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Wow, I think I'm gon wat So the first one
is great. I personally am not a big fan of
the second one because the second one is like every
nineties two thousands cliche you've ever seen. But the third
one on it literally seems like each one gets better
than the last one. It's so good.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I like Simon peg so I guess humor and anything
I'm gonna watch, So I really want to watch these.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Also, can we bring up the fact that Tom Cruise
is a mad man because he's been doing like all
this press stuff for it. This man came out and
said he eats like two to three things of popcorn
per movie. That is why how many colonels get stuck
in your teeth?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
You think that's crazy. So I was watching an interview
with Simon Peg talking about the movie coming out and
everything inside. Peg was like he literally was bringing footage
to Simon Pegg's house to show him clips of the movie.
He was finding his helicopter. He's like, hey, can I
land in your backyard?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
So he actually had a mo a landing pad in
so Tom Cruise knew where to land the helicopter to
hand him the thumb drive to watch part of the movie.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Wow, and he did it.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You're like, that is it that cool? Would you just
love a helicopter?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Do that?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Just living life?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Man?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
And but he says he's not going to do a
Top Gun three or he's not he's not gonna do
anymore Mission Impossibles, but he wants to act until he's
one hundred years old.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah. And one other thing that Simon Peg mentioned that
I thought was funny. He sees Tom Cruise doing like
all these stunts, and he's straight up saying I was
waiting by the phone because I'm just expecting the insurance
company to be like, yeah, Tom's dad. If this one
finally got him what.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I'd love to see him act in at one hundred, menace,
maybe you would agree a sequel to interview with a vampire. Oh,
that'd be crazy coming back to stop but old Lestad,
he's age, he's at like a brooding he.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Does he need any prosthetics? Yeah, that would be so cool.
Let's talk to him at one hundred.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I have another idea. All right, you can remake the
Mummy correctly this time, but he's the Mummy.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I don't think we should bring that one back. That
just maybe Brendan Fraser can come back and be I.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Would like that. I would like that.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Also, did you see the new trailer for a Jurassic
World rebirth? Yes you're all in or all out?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yes, I will be there. Nobody. This is this is
one of the movies where, like I said, we saw
it a week before it came out. I'm gonna try
my best to see this a week before it comes out.
I need to see that.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I'm all for it. I want to see it. I'm
gonna see it. But the plot line is a little
sus in the trailer. The plot line, if you don't know,
is we got to get DNA from the dinosaurs. But
the dinosaurs have to be alive.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You know what. I'm fine with it. We are because
here's the thing. You go into the movie, there's dinosaurs.
They kill people. That's all you need to know. Man,
that's all I need to know. So full sen, give
me this movie. Give me all like the gored that's
in it. This is something I will eat two or
three things of popcorn four like this is happening, Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I'm so excited for it. Speaking about fossils and dinosaurs,
there's a famous museum in Chicago called Field Museum. And
guess what's coming next year to the Field Museum in
May of twenty twenty six, Pokemon Fossils exhibits. Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Come on, dude, now, I'm excited. Turn my mic do yes.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
This thing is already so popular that they have to
do like a sign up just for people to buy tickets.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Because it's been Japan forever movement waiting for it to
come here.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Let's go. It's in the museum with real fossils, and
now it's Pokemon fossils, which I think is genius because
then you can actually get people to go to a
real museum and see the real stuff too.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I want to go, and I like museums, but I
actually really want to go. It's beautiful, It's a wonderful thing. Tyler,
do you want to go?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yes? Also, I've never been to Chicago, so double yes.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
We could take Eric's son to his first.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Museum visit, and you can knock out two baseball stadiums
Tyler on your list.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Uh yeah, I'm very well aware. So they better both
be playing when we go. They better both be playing.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
And if Woody has his pilot license, which he will
by then you can fly us there.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
He loves Chicago. I say we do it, well, Tyler
get it the play.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Remember Tyler's a big aviation guy.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
True, that's right, Tyler was good to get that would
playing at the airshow while back.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Now, you know I'm not gonna lie I think about
that at least once a week. I'm not even joking.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
One day. Come on, we put it out there about
the Alaskan trip that happened. We'll make this next one
happen now, Like, legit, how much are you into aviation
because I'm gonna, you know, present you as an aviation
guy too, wouldy, which he doesn't know this factor about
you are able to hang out.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
As yes, not even so the so I don't know
if you guys know about the new Nathan Fielders show,
the rehearsal. Yeah. So what he's doing right now, it's
an incredibly psychotic way of doing it, but he's trying
to make aviation safety safer because pilots don't really talk
to each other all that much until they're actually in
(16:26):
the plane. So he's trying to be like, maybe if
there was more of like a rapport, like a friendship there,
that maybe some of these communication mistakes that happened in
the cockpit wouldn't happen as much. And even though he's
going about it incredibly weirdly, it's actually a pretty good idea.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
So so you do like aviation, yes, very much?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yes, Okay, yeah, we brought this up. You've got to
fly to Vancouver by yourself. You have to go through
customs by yourself. This is gonna be all new experience
and it's gonna be weird for somebody that's never done
that before to do a solo.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
When I said earlier that I've been prepared for everything,
I've already called the hotel I'm staying at in Vancouver, Hey,
can I get an early check in? Hey? In case
that can't happen, can you guys hold my bags, you know,
until I am ready to check in? They're like, yeah, sure,
I called the hotel for I'm staying for the next
I'm like, hey, can you guys hold my bags? And
they're like, yeah, sure you blah blah blah. I am
(17:23):
making sure that there is like limited amount of surprises
that's gonna happen. I mean, like bad surprises, you know
what I mean, Like, oh, hey, like you're screwed. You're like,
we don't want that.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I'm a little concerned about this because he's becoming so
over prepared about everything that he's gonna forget something major.
Like I'm so worried it's gonna be something blaringly obvious
and he's gonna be like, oh, crap.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I made a list and I'm slowly checking everything, gonna
be like I forgot myself, Guys, I forgot to go.
I forgot checked in the bags and everything. And then
I turned around. I was like, well, see you, and.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Then just like he's like, guys, I forgot my cellf
hoed in the car.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Oh yeah, the cell phone thing pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I'm glad you're bringing this up because you have to
be prepared for everything. I don't know if you heard
my story from this past weekend last time we did
a podcast, I was leaving for EDC and just to
recap it, if you haven't heard the story. First day
of EDC, I fly out to Vegas. My friends driving
in from San Francisco, and he decides, Hey, you know what,
(18:24):
I want to take a picture of a road sign
outside of Las Vegas. He takes a picture of the
road sign, starts running to his car, trips and falls
and rolls his ankle super hard and totally gets road
rash all over his hands. Meet up at the hotel,
he is jacked up. Dude, He goes, I'm just gonna
chill out the hotel just for a little bit. There's
a new f one exhibit right next to the hotel.
(18:46):
I'm gonna go check that out. I'll come back. I
come back. He does not look good, but he says,
you know what, I'm gonna rally. We're gonna drive on
over there. While we're driving to EDC Night one, he says,
you know what, I'm not I can be able to
make it. I'm just gonna wait in the car while
you go inside and get the content that you need
to get, because you know, I was recording some stuff
(19:08):
for the Woody Show and I won that contest that
covered everything. I should show that I actually went to DC.
But we get to the parking lot and he says,
there's some petticabs at the edge of the parking lot.
Maybe I can make it in because it's a twenty
minute walk right when you park to get into EDC.
We get to the gates and it is at the racetrack,
(19:29):
so you have to walk all the way up to
the top of the stands and then all the way
down to the middle of the track where EDC is.
We get to the bottom and he goes to me,
I need to go to the medical tent. Oh no, no,
taking the medical tent. They start wrapping his foot. I said,
you know what, I'm gonna go get my content. I'll
come back and i'll check in on you. I'll come
(19:50):
back and check in on him. And he says, I'm
done for the weekend.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Oh no, I mean at that point you call in
like pitch hitter or something. You know, maybe you could
call in time the respect.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
The whole real reason I was there was for him
because he hosts a national dance music show. If you
want to check it out, it's called Ghetto House Radio.
If you love dance music. They've been doing it for
over twenty years. It is so good. Just look up
Ghetto House Radio on Instagram or just search Ghetto House Radio.
I know they have a podcast. You can listen to it.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
So when he said he was done for the weekend,
I go, well, I guess I'm done for the weekend
as well. I book a flight to go meet up
with Nacho and my mother in law for lunch. I
take that flight, we drive, we park in the second
we park, we close our doors to the car like
it's a movie, and we hear a massive explosion. We
(20:42):
were in Palm Springs when the guy bombed the place.
We were five blocks away. Damn, that's insane. We're like,
what was that. Maybe it was a gas explosion. Maybe
it was a transformer explosion, you know. Or they shoot
movies in the area. Maybe they're shooting a movie. Who
knows what's going on. All the news outlets nothing. So
(21:03):
I call Brian, our local guy on Alt one oh
one point five. He is a local DJ there, and
he goes, I'm down the street from where you're at.
My whole house shook all my neighbors outside. We don't
know what's going on. So forty minutes later we found
out that the bombing happened. I never heard an explosion
that loud.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah, it's crazy to have something like that happen. The
most I've had with an explosion like that has been, like,
there's been a couple of methouses that have gone up
in North Hollywood. Sweet there was a giant transform explosion
behind the burbank target, like the entire grid went. But
it is you don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, and because of the area, you don't really think like, oh,
something mallice is happening.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
No, you think car accidently, maybe a car hit a pole.
That's what cause that. Yeah, but that's insane, man.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, And luckily that dude only killed himself and some
people did go to the hospital, but they were out
within a day.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
But it's a frightening thing to have that happen. I know,
people have you know, obviously there's nine to eleven in giant,
massive things like that that have happened over the years.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
But it's confusing and you don't know what's happening, and it.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Really does kind of shock you for the area that
you're in because you're like, oh, I feel comfortable in
this area. I feel safe in this area spring But
I mean I lived two blocks away from the North
Hollywood shootout, and after that, you're like, do I really
want to walk down the street now because a couple
guys at AK forty seven shot up a bank for hours.
You know, things like that kind of make you go,
I don't know if I really want to be around
(22:28):
this block for a while.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
It also makes you think like, Okay, I am very
fortunate to live in America because this is somebody's every
day in another country. Oh yeah, they if they heard
that sound, they would have known exactly what it was
within a millisecond. Me I'm just like walking around like, WHOA,
what the hell is that?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
That's mentally after when you start thinking about that.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
And I was talking to Valentine from the Valentine Morning
Show on my FM, and I was telling him the situation.
I said, Oh, I was confused. I don't know what's
going on. He was like, the last thing you want
to do when you hear something like that is walk
towards the situation. But you just don't think about that,
like we as a society now, we want to grab content,
(23:11):
pull our phone out, we want to go see what's happening.
And it's so funny that he said that because within
like forty eight hours after him tell me that, I
went to because he said, that's some information that he
told his son. Right, it's like, hey, if you hear
some crap going down, don't go towards it, go away
from it. And within forty eight hours I get this
TikTok of a story being told. They're probably listening to
(23:33):
our conversation of something that happened in Portland where this
guy thought a crash happened and all these people were
gathered around and police, and so he starts walking towards it.
With his phone and he realizes, oh, wait a minute,
that's not a police officer. This is some crazy road
rage guy that has a gun and he shot the
(23:54):
guy that was doing the video. So that was a
perfect example. Don't walk towards it situation, walk away from it.
Get out. You guys want to talk about something fun, though,
Let's talk about something fun. Food news and you know,
we talked a lot about World's colliding with baby metals
playing at F one in Singapore. Some other breaking news
(24:17):
happened this week with F one. Disney and F one
have collaborated. They have not announced what they're gonna be doing,
but a Disney F one collaboration is coming soon. I'm
super excited about that. But speaking of racing, this weekend
is the Indy five hundred. Did you hear about the
Weieni five hundred. Yes, Six Weeni mobiles were going head
(24:40):
ahead at the same racetrack that they're having the Indy
five hundred. That's amazing and you can even bet on
it on DraftKings what yeah, dude, And it's gonna be
representing a bunch of different areas of hot dogs like Chicago,
New York's, Seattle, I forget all the different cities. But yeah,
(25:00):
they're all going head ahead in a wieniumobile race.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
This is awesome.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
So all the winning biles look the same, right, they're
just numbered different.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Are they decking them all out?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
I think with different colors? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
That's dope, man, that's so cool.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Now.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I think this idea came from what they did at
F one Miami where they had all the guys in
lego cars. That's right. Yeah, I think this is gonna
be a new fun thing that's gonna happen, these pre
races with just wacky stuff, and I support it. It
should be fun. I'm definitely gonna watch this.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Uh yeah, why wouldn't you? It's hot dogs racing. Yeah, incredible,
healthy cinema.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
King of Glizzies. How will you be celebrating this race?
Will you be enjoying a Glizzy or five?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
During this I will be enjoying a nice Oscar Meyer Glizzy.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
That would be happening.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Oscar Meyer is my favorite.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Not a sponsor, but should be totally.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
How about do you love Totino's pizza the little pizza pockets? Yes,
well it's finally happened. You've seen this on social media.
Many times where people put those Totino's pizza into their
ice maker and then they just put a cup up
to it and they they fall out. Now, Totitos have
actually made afrigerator freezer that does that Totino's branded Yeah,
(26:17):
you can check it out on her Instagram. You can
actually win one.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I'm so hungry now I want it, I need it.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
So let me just double check this real quick. We've
opened up food News with Oscar Minor. We need mobile
racing and Totino's pizza rolls that just go directly into
your cup via freezer.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yes, this is my super Bowl. I'm not even this
is a cras well. How about this? Our girl, Selena
Gomez has come out with her own Oreo flavor or
chata made with two chocolate cinnamon flavored wafers and a
layer of chocolate cinnamon cream all in or all out,
going straight from Selena's kitchen.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I just came.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
I just threw up a mouth.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
You stuck with this for a week? Oh week? Bro,
you can't get away from him anyways. Before he said
that Slider go missus Orchata and Oreo form Sure. Yeah, delicious, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
And out of ten we'll be having again.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Will be pukey in my mouth, Like all right, Oh yeah,
So that's all I have for food news.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
I do. I do have one slightly disappointing bit of
food news. The new pop tart flavors for the thin
mint Girl Scout cookies.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, I've seen them in the store.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Kind of mid knocking kind is very disappointing. There's not
a whole lot of flavor in it. It tastes like
a chocolate pop tart with a hint of mint, really good.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Damn it sucks because they keep on trying to do
these Girl Scout infuse things like even shampoo and stuff
like that, and they're all taking L's.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
That also goes for pop tarts too. I'm a frequenter
of grocery outlets, so I get the those fun, little
wacky flavor pop starts a few six a year later, you.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Know, after they've fallen off.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, like the Apple Jacks one. I got the pumpkin
spice one. Finally it's okay, it just pop starts. They
got to stick to the original flavors, stick to the
originals and maybe some of the nineties ones. After that,
they just get chemically and kind of weird. They're not fun.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
You know.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Cinnamon cherry, Yeah, wild berry is good.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Just the ogs. Cinnamon is my favoriteberry.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Man. Yeah, but once you get in past Moores into
that chocolate Sunday one, like, it's not good. Just why
it's not fun?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
No more? Moving on from food news, I have a question.
Now you are the soldier Brett that are standing up
and delivering for the whole crew for Austin's birthday?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Eric Son, Yeah, yeah, let's talk about this.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Has everybody given you gifts yet to bring to the party?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Bro, noa's talked to me about.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I have reached out to everybody.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I have talked to everybody, and I knew Tyler wouldn't
be in town. But still, Tyler, are you gonna be
able to go? Just to ask, I've checked in with Randy,
have checked him with Julienne. They're apparently too busy, Menace.
I know you're traveling. You got BFD coming.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Up Dallas, Texas. You'r a FD concert.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
You're gonna be seeing the homie Marilyn Manson, which I
haven't even seen yet, so that'd be cool. Nobody has
said anything about transporting any kind of gift anywhere to
the party or to meet up. Nothing.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Well, I got to pick one up today and then
I'll bring it to you tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Good, because I gotta go get a present.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I will say that me and Randy have coordinated this already.
So we asked Eric's wife, Leanne if she had any
kind of gift registry or anything. She sent us an
Amazon list.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
How you, guys, you I meant to ask that too.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
I was like, we got where was the Amazon list?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I went straight to the source. Okay, this is why
you always go straight to the source. So we got
the Amazon list, picked a couple things off of it,
and we're good to go.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Uh right, that way more.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
He'll be delivering them both tomorrow, considering he lives about
thirty feet from Eric.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
So wait, so you've had the list this long? You
had enough time to, like, I guys.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Didn't have it. Well, I mean Amazon takes like two days,
so it didn't need a whole lot of time. But yes,
I have had it.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
This is exactly trying to do it to outshine us.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
So we looked like a bunch of scrubs showing up
with nothing or hitting stuff that's not on the list.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I'm gonna be real. Don't hate me because you hate me, dude.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Okay, this is what I've been talking about, that these
two Safari boy it up between themselves and say, f
all these guys until they need us.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I don't know if I go that far.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I would.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
I would At this point, Rady's trying to buy me
off with a pack of Pokemon.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Like.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I reached out to Leanne and I got this list.
Did you guys get it? God forbid you communicate.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
You know what. We will take this in stride and
we will get it right next here.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Least send the link to the list. You still have it?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah, I still have it.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
That way, at least if I go to the store,
I figure out what the hell he needs.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
He wasn't even gonna sit until I said something right now.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Well yeah, let me see. I'm looking at the invite
right now. There is no mention of an Amazon listening
anywhere on this nowhere.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I blame her too. He doesn't love I did ask.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Eric, actually, I said, hey, is you know could I
get this for a one year old? And he said,
you can get a keg of beer for the one
year old? So I was assuming I was just bringing
beer at this point and maybe a stuffed animal. That's
honestly what I think I was gonna do. I mean,
is Eric gonna listen to this before he's working in
the yard tomorrow. That's why he can't podcast with us
today or tomorrow. What are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I think he probably will listen to this, which is
why I'm not revealing what I got baby AJ.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
No, Randy will listen. Randy will listen to this a moment.
It's up to hear if we talk crap on him.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
And I keep on forgetting to call him AJ. Remember
when they bring up AJ and I go, who's AJ?
I just call him Austin.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
I call him Austin because I want to when he
gets older, all I'm gonna do is get him stone
cold Steve Austin stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Oh that's genies. I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Oh dude, it's gonna be Austin three sixteen shirts, Austin figures.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Wait so wait, wait, wait when Austin churn STIPs by
the way, No, I'm just saying, when Austin turns three,
we're throwing him an Austin three sixteen party. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Oh, and then when he's twenty one, buying him Austin
three sixteen beer.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, so you know what, I'm still I'm gonna buy
him another book, though, because I'm buying them a book
to try to prove that time travel is real.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Okay, Hey, by the time he's old enough, it might
actually be a real. Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
So what I'm doing every time it's his birthday and
I get him a book, I write a note in
the book and go, hey, Austin, is time travel real yet?
If so, come by and say what's up Austin E
d C. Twenty twenty?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
You in are out, Austin, go back to twenty fourteen,
find your dad at EDC.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yes, and buy him around, Yes, Austin, make sure Tyler
doesn't buy that car. Yes, yes, But then we never
meet Hies. We will never beat Tyler. Then he'll never
be better. I was gonna say, you would just never
be dumbass still beat me. I would just never have
to Nick.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah, I don't think so. I think that's a back
to the future moment. We'll see him erace from every image.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Now I'm gonna write him a message like, hey, Austin,
do uh do Uncle Tyler a favor. Make sure when
you go back in time, he doesn't meet certain women.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I was gonna go back to twenty eighteen to make
sure he doesn't get VD.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Go back to twenty nineteen. Do not swipe right on
that check on buble, keep going, man.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
And then go back to twenty nineteen, twenty twenty, Toy
toy one, toy toy two, et cetera, and tell him
to stop going back to the well.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Repeat once every year.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah, Austin, make sure I go to the gym.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
All right, Well, I travels a beautiful big Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I'm gonna keep on trying with Austin. Man, he's gonna
come through us one day. All right, guys, Well, thank
you so much for listening to this podcast. Tyler and
I have to prepare for our trip to Vancouver, Canada
and jump on a ship to go around Alaska and
enjoy some delicious crab legs and salmon and shrimp, and
(34:30):
hopefully we'll be checking in with you from the boat.
We're going to find a day where everybody can get
together and record a podcast. Also, keep an eye on
social media at the Woody Show on Instagram and at
Menace m E. Nace. Make sure you hang out with
all of the Woodies Show June twenty first at Morongo
Casino Resort and Spa for the Woodies Show prom Spasmatics
are performing. DJ Scotti Foss will be there. Of course,
(34:52):
we'll have giveaways as usual. Check out our friends like
Joe Coy jokoy dot com. I don't know if you saw,
but it's doctor Joe.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Cooy What he did? See that?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah, he fulfilled one of my dreams and got an
honorary degree.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Oh nice, So where from?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Uh la? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he had a bunch
of la stuff on.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Oh nice. We'll come Grasston. That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
It's huge him and our other friend Gabriel Iglesias aka
Fluffy You. They will be performing together next year March
twenty sixth. I believe I can still remember correctly, Sofi
Stadium massive show almost already sold out a year in evance,
So make sure go to Fluffyguy dot com or go
(35:36):
to Joecoy dot com pick up some tickets. Of course,
we're gonna be there to witness comedy history being made
and Fluffy Guy all over. I think he's in Las
Vegas this weekend. He is, Actually he is at the Cosmopolitan.
Check him out. Also shout out to our friends man Kim,
they our band. Just search man Kim wherever you find music,
(35:57):
or go to Mankim dot com see where they're gonna
be performing next. Out to the Sex with Emy podcast,
Go to sexwith Emily dot com that's Sex with Emily
dot com, or follower on TikTok or Instagram at Sex
with Emily. Make sure you pick us some blankets blankets
by Tracy, Blankets by Tracy dot com, or to search
blankets by Tracy on Google. What is happening at Shasta
(36:18):
Jeans Boutique.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Brett Well, Menace, we are in the heights of the
hot season. We're in the heights of the sun trying
to roast us. Even though Menace loves and I despise us.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
You have to be careful. You have to protect your stuff,
to protect your home. Crystal balls can be dangerous. They
can magnify and startifire. You need a nice, beautiful crystal
ball sack, a nice beautiful of a lore sack, all sizes,
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Are Get a crystal ballsack by shast Jeans boutque dot
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Speaker 1 (36:49):
Do it and don't forget. Listen to the Mothership the
Woody Show Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app. Tyler,
do you have anything to say before we leave? Uh?
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Not really? Uh, Michion and Hospiel is gonna rule. This
cruise is gonna rule. I'm excited to visit Canada and
have some real maple syrup. I might try poutine while
I'm there and see what that's all about. And uh, yeah, man,
let's uh, let's let's just get this show on the road. Dude,
I'm stokes man. I'm so excited, all right, Brett.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Yes, I would like to say that we have been
been boozled again by Tyler and Randy because I just
try to open up the wish list and it won't
let me open it because we haven't been invited to
see it.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know that I
was gonna get off the podcast.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Yeah, I say you the league. Guys, say the league.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
I don't know why it's all works working now, you guys,
come ons on, you guys.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Now, Well, guess what we get freaking see the list,
and now we're back to square one. So Manas, let's
just go figure this out. Screw these guys. He got
his cruise. He he doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah, he doesn't need to help us on anything that
we need help with, right whatsoever? No, right, tyler, you
don't need help.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
I remember that. I'll remember this.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Oh yours? Yeah, yeah, just wait, just wait until the cruise.
What I get a phone call? I can't figure out
the microphone.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Anyways, all right, we'll see you next week. What's new
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