January 2, 2026 • 19 mins
The crew takes a trip to Cabo for New Years!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, everybody, it's menace. This is us live in Cabo.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I don't know how this podcast is even going to
come together or it's gonna sound good, so you can
turn her off. But just a heads up the first
meetup of the year with myself and port. We'll be
back in Downy at Raising Cane to January thirteenth from
one to three pm on Telegraph Road. It is a
brand new Raising Canes that's opening at I think nine
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thousand Telegraph Road. I don't know paying attention on our
social media, but this is myself, Tyler, Randy and Julie
Ann and significant others in Cabo. This is our whole trip,
well as much as I can remember for us to record,
and let's get us started.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
We're about to get on the flight. But something about
nibbling on Julian's feet, Tyler.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
What you did that?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I need a pedigre. Tyler stepped up to the Clayton's
that he'll nibble on my toes like this little fish.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
TMA's missing out at a great opportunity to meet some
friends in some la.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
He's the foot nibbler dude to be determined.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Not no, no, no, no, that's not a no, So, Tyler,
Julianne wants you to swim into the ocean.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I mean, is Cabo. It's super dangerous to go in
the water there. But he might run into one of
its ex corporates.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Well, it is hump back watching season.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
You might find a bride, he might find an egg.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
I'll tell you this right now. When I do return
from the water, there's gonna be two returns. Okay, there's
number one is the return of Christ. Number two the
return of Tyler.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh wow, By the way, this man has already had
four drinks before you even got on the plane.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Bro, don't hate you because I'm having a good time.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I'm just saying.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
The first thing this guy does is like, let me
get a double please, premium top shelf.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, He's like, oh, do they serve drinks on the plane?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
He said, Dude, I'm gonna tip the fight twenty bucks.
My hand up drinking it. Let's make it out.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
He's not getting past customs.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I try to record on the plane, but the voice
recorder when it work on the plane, it's weird. Anyways,
you had a full road to yourself, Tyler. You were
like first class di Cabo.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Dude, I had full road to myself Apple TV chewing
on some Skittles gummies was it was a movie, dude,
it was great.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
So you got stopped a little bit randy every step
through the airport. Do you believe it's because you're Salvadorian?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It might be.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I think I'm in a system somewhere. I just flag
out like a like an an emoji pops up next
to my name though, yeah, scream this guy.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
The person holding us up the most is Julianne.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
You know what's funny in the line. Julian was like,
why'd you do it? Why'd you been filling out? You
didn't have to filling out? And I was like, I
don't know. I've got to sward last time I came
read of filling out.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It's just throwing out right now.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The paperwork that you're supposed to fill out before you
enter the country in any country you visit. Just FI
pro tip if you're flying international, the most important thing.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That you bring with you is a pen. Always bring
a pen, no matter where you go, bring a pen
because you're gonna have to fill out some paperwork.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Wait, hold on, we're in the car now, going to
the resort, and Randi's explaining to us that he has
Japanese glasses.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, and then you just said something that I ever
heard before. They have glasses called ultra wides.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Oh yeah, they have pairs for like that are called
extra wides, and then like extra extra wides. And every
time I go somewhere to get glasses, they never believe
me when I'm like, look, dude, don't even bother wasting
my time with the largest, So.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
The extra largest. Just give me the extra extra largest.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I didn't know that they make that. I thought they're
all one size.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Well, dude, when there's a market for people the heads
of the size of me, there's always gonna be I mean, look,
if Chyler, yeah, if Tyler ever needs glasses, he's also
gonna fall into that market as well.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
But yeah, wait, okay, what size hat do you I?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Right now? We usually wear seven three fourths? Right now,
I'm wearing a seven to five ages.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Okay, So Tyler's size and the size of eight, and
I can never find a hat for him, So what
do you think? What do you think his glass sizes
would be? Then if he's the size that.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
He's gonna get him goggle dude, Yeah, oh, are you
gonna try it on?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It's so sweaty. He took it off on the plane.
His head was so sweaty.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
So he's his head size is three and like three
centimeters bigger than mine. So I mean, I'm getting there
and I'm letting my hair. Girnd a watch too, so
I'm sure i'll be at an eight.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Of no time.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
So they got gold. So Julianne admitted that she used
to huff what.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Pressure we used in eighth grade. My friends and I
would get air pressure and put a towel over it
and then spread and like.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I didn't know it was bad. I didn't I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
No, I just knew it was bad.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Really lightheaded. Wait was it Harvard or m I t
went too all right.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
So we're at the hotel, but we got an update
that Julianne wasn't responsible for not going out the paperwork.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
No, no, no, no, Kevin wasn't responsible. I asked Kevin if
we had to fill it out, and he told me
no because he says we weren't declaring anything.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So I was like, okay, fine, that's when you're leaving. Now,
when you're getting I was listening to Kevin. First mistake. Okay,
now you're drinking beer.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Now I'm drinking beer, and now I'm happy, and now
I need a shot.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So we're at dinner now, and I noticed that you
poured your shot into your margarita instead of just taking
the shot.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Let's up with that, Tyler.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Look, we're here for a long time, right, were played
in the long game here? Okay, this is how you
stay strong for the rest of the night. Dude.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Hey, you ain't gonna get no ladies if you slapper
in later.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Live Okay, okay, okay, we're at the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
We just went into a lobby where we can watch
the game between the Rams and the Falcons.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Are the Falcons about to blow the lead?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Well, potentially, it has not yet been determined.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
They have five seconds left, they're head by three.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Stafford takes the ball and there's the time out.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I hate it here, God, no, this is what I
hate about football, the stopping down constantly.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
And that's why it's all about rugby, right Randy.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Of course, naturally, there's no more stoppages, none of this
hoot nanny hooplah nonsense.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
They really know how to drag out five.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Seconds, they're building. They're building suspensive drama.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, so we missed it on camera, but Tyler just pete.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I was good until you make them out laugh.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
We were taking shots and Tyler started peaking, should we get.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
You another drink?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
So we've been drinking all day and I forgot to
start recording.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
We're at the Bull. We're inside the Bull right here
in Cabo. Tyler's been drinking.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Dude, I'm drunk as hell.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
I got I got a I got a band around
my head and says Bobby Milchers, Hey you got them
big old bitties hip me up.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Earlier, I was like, hey, Tyler, what are you drinking?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I was drinking.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Jacket Cob, drank a little mark Rita. Right now we're
drinking frozen Pinny cola.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, and I was like, oh, that looks really good.
I was like, I'm gonna grab He's like, no, no,
let me order one for you.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I'm like okay, and then he goes, I'll get in
a second.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
That was an hour ago.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Oh, I'll get it right out.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Her tones are suckle. Now that our morgan. So you
laughed us for a minute, to go get your toasted.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
I did.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I was sitting there and get my toasted, the said
trying earlier.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Another beautiful. What do you think?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
All those very nice toes? I should post them on
social media? I did, I did? I Yeah, damn, Julie
got chack love their freak.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
That's just a little taste if you want me in
the two exhot, Hey did you have my two?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You and Morgan from the Woody showed me too. I know,
but Morgan's too low a price. Oh so you're gonna
be her tolager.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I'll be your toa.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll trickle down exactly.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
All right.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
We're checking back in for the bull now, Kevin, Julianne's husband,
about to do. Can you read Tyler's tattoo challenge? Now
it's a scripture on his arm that you can't read.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
But let's see if you can get through.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
It, an actual scripture or his script A.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Good name is better than a fine was it says perfume,
And the day of death is better than the day
of birth.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
That's that's actually correct.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, Kevin flew through that one.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Really. As we said earlier, Julianne got her toenails.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Did and Tyler was dropping some knowledge on me about
the toenails.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
So Julianne was saying right here, juliant No, you were
saying so. So a little clarification, Juliante just got a
nail while we're here.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
If you lick.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Someone's toes and it tastes like nail polish, the nail
polish doesn't dry. But if you lick someone's toes, it
tastes like nothing. They're gonna go. I told her to
hit me up in a half hour.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
So Tyler and I we've gotten out of the pool
where poolside, and Tyler said he had to get something
to eat because he's not feeling so well.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I'm drunk as hell. I ain't no way to say
I've had too much of everything.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
And then, Bro, you have a glasy the size of
your forearm right now and a whole ass burger.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
That's true, Bro, big boy gotta eat.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
So I walked by the chairs and Tyler's passed out
right now by the pool, and I caught this full snoring.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I'm gonna see it like he and recording.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Geo.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Did he not say Jeoe, by the way Randy's going round?
Did this man?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Tyler did not just say I'm gonna go back in
the room so I can shower with Randy.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yep, that's exactly what he said.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I said, Pause, dog, you said that you try to
put me in the Epstein files.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yep, that's exactly what he said.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
He's like wishing and wanting it. I guess you're putting
it out there in the ether, bro. So it's the
next day. We had an amazing lunch. I've had too
much to drink already.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Thanks to my friend show Biz from Kdon Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
He's out here in Taba.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Looks us up.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
We're at the marina now.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
And Tyler, we're at the mall and you're trying to
find a hat size. But you didn't really know how
to communicate what hat size.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
So I know how to communicate it because there's a
hat story in here, and he's basically what size.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I say, oh, cho, so eight because I have a
big head.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
And then he's like, oh, let me look, and then
I hear him talking to the chick that's in there,
and all I hear is and I was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
God, so did you end up buying a hat or no?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
They did not have my ties?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Now cool surprise. We're out in the marina. Now we're
drinking in and walking and Julian's dough. But we're back
in Walmart. Were you the one that set off the
alarm in the bathroom? And I was like, there had
to be somebody with us.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
No, it wasn't me.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Because I saw you walking in the bathroom and the
whole alf alarm went through the whole Walmart.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I'm like, there has to be somebody with us. I mean,
I did take a steamy one, so.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
So I don't even know when. Today time, we're at dinner.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
In the hotel, and just before dinner started, everybody's oring shots.
Just before dinner, Tyler was doing like football calls in
the middle of the lobby of the hotel, wanting to get.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Us kicked out. It's called a hard count ball.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
So I had Tyler do this thing where like basically
how professional quarterbacks get under center and do like I
had talent do it, and some random people joined in too,
because you want to see Tom's hard count.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah, it was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
All right.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
It's the next day after New Year's It's twenty twenty six.
We are lounging by the pool.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Tyler did not want to go on a boat today.
I wanted to go take a little tour through the marina.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
And your response was My response was is I would
bar So here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
So here's the thing. So little recap last night. First off,
we're all drunk. Last night, we were very drunk. So
there's a little twenty four to seven lounge right by
the elevator to the rooms, right, So we go to
the lounge. Dude, I down like a half pounds worth
of burgers last night to try and sober up, and
then we knock out. So I wake up, I'm slightly hungover.
I got burgers sitting in me. If I get on a
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boat and rock, I'm gonna die. But you know what's
the best way to cure a hangover? You get one
drink and it knocks out the other one.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Let's go called science, everybody.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
It's sunny. It's eighty two degrees camo, perfect weather. Do
you want to just talk about how your twenty twenty
five started? In how it ended, Tyler? Because you had
a huge year.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Yeah, I think I said this to you yesterday. Where
if you would have told me at the beginning of
twenty twenty five, like, Hey, this is how your year's
gonna go. I would have looked at him like, you're
you're lying. It's been crazy, so like between finally getting
the passport, going to Canada, coming back on the Woody Show,
going to Mexico, and then like every little thing that
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happened in between, I'm just like, there's no way that
this year would have went. It's been a wild year
for sure, dude, Like it has been the wild this
year since COVID, and that's because COVID. Everything shut down
in the world was wild due. Yeah, it's a bus funded.
I could not have had a better year. And look,
all I gotta say is there's only one t and
(13:46):
it's just big me baby.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Oh my god, Oh my god. Where's your partner in crime,
the cat feeder.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
So if if you didn't see our social media Randy
who somehow always finds animals, I thought he was lying.
I thought he was lying when he told us when
he left to go to the bathroom during dinner, he said, oh,
I found some cats and feed some cats, like eight
of them, and then he kept on leaving the dinner
to go feed these cats.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm like, dude, you're you're playing with us, and then
he's like, no, come on over here, and there was
ten cats.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
So yeah, I thought he was lying.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
But then we go over and I'm like, oh my god,
he's telling the truth and there's legit ten cats.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
So but how does he just like animals define him?
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Right? So you ever seen Doctor Dolittle, Yeah, it's pretty similar.
It's the same thing, dude.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
So Tyler's been in the pool all day.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
We're at the Italian restaurant at the resort.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Randy just came up.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Now you guys are taking over the uh buffet snacks
right now.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
I told Tyler this is our last night to sat out. Yeah,
so we're walking in and we're gonna go crazy.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
We're gonna shut this bitch down.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Well, we haven't even ordered our dinner yet. And what
do you have?
Speaker 6 (14:50):
I got some pizza, got a panada's got a little
heart salami.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Wait, I don't say it. Party don't start when we
walk in, baby.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
So I got this guy's doing too much way.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
To I've got these little ball crockheads, a salad to
balance it out on, some pizza, some calamari and uh
and im panada that Tyler handed to me.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Again, we haven't even ordered our meal yet.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
You know who didn't ord salad me because I didn't
like that.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Wow, Little Breen ain't gonna save me. Dude, It's fine.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
He's spinning all over my phone.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Out way.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
This man once again is going off about the lounge VERSI. Okay,
I don't know if we're talking about it earlier because
we have.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Really excited this at the time time.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
But in the lobby lounge, I believe he shouting the
Scorner Show.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Okay, but this man brings up the hamburgers that are
available in this lounge every fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Everywhere I look in our room, there's a burger.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
There's a burger that's been bitten like five times everywhere.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
So we get out of the pool earlier today. Dude,
I get to the room before them.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
So I'm like, I'm a shower. I'm in a shower.
I hear Randy and you will come back first.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Thing. I hear it around his mouth. What a surprise,
another loan? Shut it up.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, we're just recapping how many things that Tyler and
Randy broke.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Leslie on this vacation. So, Tyler, you broke you broke
a toilet.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
No real look sources conductor for this.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
There was there was a there was a misuse of
the pumping, that's all.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
It was.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Reddy broke his bat. That's more board. That's the more
telling story.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
So the toilets, there's not anything below the door, so
whatever happens reverberates to the entire room. So I would
hear Tyler get up at like three in the morning
stomp over the.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Toilet and punish it.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
And because I'm the closest to it, I get all
that wafted towards me, and so I'm dying in my sleep.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
That's probably my bed broke. Dude. That was God forbid
a man have a healthy cult with dude.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I saw all right, Wait, Juliane, I swore I saw
you holding a piece of toilet the other night.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
You saw me holding a piece of to it?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Oh, I did? I did?
Speaker 6 (16:52):
I did.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
I was over in the pool area.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I was using the bathroom and I went through.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
I was with Geo and his girlfriend, and I went
to go pol the extras toilet paper that was like off.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
So when I pulled the toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Off, the whole thing just like fell off the wall.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
And I'm like do I leave it here? Do I
not leave it here?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
And I, I mean, I didn't want to be ruded,
but I picked it up and I gave it to
the work.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
When I told her what happened, I.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Fell off the wall.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
But it wasn't like the same situation as Tyler, where
like I just alood so much.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
And I broke the toilet. You know.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
So we're back at the Cabo Airport leaving today and
we're walking through the duty free.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
We're looking at all the.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Cigarettes and the's in and alcohol, and then we noticed
the toy section. So of course Tyler's on his way
to check out what legoes?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Oh all right, I can already see them.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
I mean, look, the smoking area was killing my vibe.
But what brings the spirits up?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Legos? Baby? Oh yeah, that's what the ladies be saying.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
All right, guys, that's it. We're about to go back home.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Tm ME.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Thing that you'd like to say about your trip? Did
you have a good time?
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I had an amazing time. My voice has gone, my
throat hurts, my body hurts, but I had the best
time ever.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
All the things I do remember from this week, I've
been blast so much fun. My body aches, but I'm
gonna miss it was a great time. Thanks for having us.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Now Tyler is about to say something really good, but
go ahead.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
No.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
Honestly, all I remember is being in the pool, getting
sobered and going to sleep.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Man, great time. Couldn't have asked for more. Thanks for
going to dude, No, it was.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
It was a really fun time. Let's do it again soon.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
All right, everybody, that's everything that I can remember to record.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Thanks again for listening. Once again, come hang out with
myself and.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Board January thirteenth in Downy, California from one to three pm,
nine thousand Telegraph Road. I believe that is the correct location.
But it's a brand new raising canes ton of giveaways,
team park tickets, concert tickets, wood to show, merch and more.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
And don't forget the show. We're back this week. Holiday
debt relief.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
We're hooking you up painting off some of that at
for all those gifts that you bought this holiday season.
And I can't wait to hang out with you again
in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Holiday Later.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Peace,
All right, everybody, it's menace. This is us live in Cabo.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I don't know how this podcast is even going to
come together or it's gonna sound good, so you can
turn her off. But just a heads up the first
meetup of the year with myself and port. We'll be
back in Downy at Raising Cane to January thirteenth from
one to three pm on Telegraph Road. It is a
brand new Raising Canes that's opening at I think nine
(00:26):
thousand Telegraph Road. I don't know paying attention on our
social media, but this is myself, Tyler, Randy and Julie
Ann and significant others in Cabo. This is our whole trip,
well as much as I can remember for us to record,
and let's get us started.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
We're about to get on the flight. But something about
nibbling on Julian's feet, Tyler.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
What you did that?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I need a pedigre. Tyler stepped up to the Clayton's
that he'll nibble on my toes like this little fish.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
TMA's missing out at a great opportunity to meet some
friends in some la.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
He's the foot nibbler dude to be determined.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Not no, no, no, no, that's not a no, So, Tyler,
Julianne wants you to swim into the ocean.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I mean, is Cabo. It's super dangerous to go in
the water there. But he might run into one of
its ex corporates.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Well, it is hump back watching season.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
You might find a bride, he might find an egg.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
I'll tell you this right now. When I do return
from the water, there's gonna be two returns. Okay, there's
number one is the return of Christ. Number two the
return of Tyler.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh wow, By the way, this man has already had
four drinks before you even got on the plane.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Bro, don't hate you because I'm having a good time.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I'm just saying.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
The first thing this guy does is like, let me
get a double please, premium top shelf.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, He's like, oh, do they serve drinks on the plane?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
He said, Dude, I'm gonna tip the fight twenty bucks.
My hand up drinking it. Let's make it out.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
He's not getting past customs.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I try to record on the plane, but the voice
recorder when it work on the plane, it's weird. Anyways,
you had a full road to yourself, Tyler. You were
like first class di Cabo.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Dude, I had full road to myself Apple TV chewing
on some Skittles gummies was it was a movie, dude,
it was great.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
So you got stopped a little bit randy every step
through the airport. Do you believe it's because you're Salvadorian?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It might be.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I think I'm in a system somewhere. I just flag
out like a like an an emoji pops up next
to my name though, yeah, scream this guy.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
The person holding us up the most is Julianne.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
You know what's funny in the line. Julian was like,
why'd you do it? Why'd you been filling out? You
didn't have to filling out? And I was like, I
don't know. I've got to sward last time I came
read of filling out.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It's just throwing out right now.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The paperwork that you're supposed to fill out before you
enter the country in any country you visit. Just FI
pro tip if you're flying international, the most important thing.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That you bring with you is a pen. Always bring
a pen, no matter where you go, bring a pen
because you're gonna have to fill out some paperwork.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Wait, hold on, we're in the car now, going to
the resort, and Randi's explaining to us that he has
Japanese glasses.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, and then you just said something that I ever
heard before. They have glasses called ultra wides.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Oh yeah, they have pairs for like that are called
extra wides, and then like extra extra wides. And every
time I go somewhere to get glasses, they never believe
me when I'm like, look, dude, don't even bother wasting
my time with the largest, So.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
The extra largest. Just give me the extra extra largest.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I didn't know that they make that. I thought they're
all one size.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Well, dude, when there's a market for people the heads
of the size of me, there's always gonna be I mean, look,
if Chyler, yeah, if Tyler ever needs glasses, he's also
gonna fall into that market as well.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
But yeah, wait, okay, what size hat do you I?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Right now? We usually wear seven three fourths? Right now,
I'm wearing a seven to five ages.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Okay, So Tyler's size and the size of eight, and
I can never find a hat for him, So what
do you think? What do you think his glass sizes
would be? Then if he's the size that.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
He's gonna get him goggle dude, Yeah, oh, are you
gonna try it on?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It's so sweaty. He took it off on the plane.
His head was so sweaty.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
So he's his head size is three and like three
centimeters bigger than mine. So I mean, I'm getting there
and I'm letting my hair. Girnd a watch too, so
I'm sure i'll be at an eight.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Of no time.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
So they got gold. So Julianne admitted that she used
to huff what.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Pressure we used in eighth grade. My friends and I
would get air pressure and put a towel over it
and then spread and like.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I didn't know it was bad. I didn't I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
No, I just knew it was bad.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Really lightheaded. Wait was it Harvard or m I t
went too all right.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
So we're at the hotel, but we got an update
that Julianne wasn't responsible for not going out the paperwork.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
No, no, no, no, Kevin wasn't responsible. I asked Kevin if
we had to fill it out, and he told me
no because he says we weren't declaring anything.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So I was like, okay, fine, that's when you're leaving. Now,
when you're getting I was listening to Kevin. First mistake. Okay,
now you're drinking beer.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Now I'm drinking beer, and now I'm happy, and now
I need a shot.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So we're at dinner now, and I noticed that you
poured your shot into your margarita instead of just taking
the shot.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Let's up with that, Tyler.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Look, we're here for a long time, right, were played
in the long game here? Okay, this is how you
stay strong for the rest of the night. Dude.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Hey, you ain't gonna get no ladies if you slapper
in later.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Live Okay, okay, okay, we're at the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
We just went into a lobby where we can watch
the game between the Rams and the Falcons.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Are the Falcons about to blow the lead?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Well, potentially, it has not yet been determined.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
They have five seconds left, they're head by three.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Stafford takes the ball and there's the time out.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I hate it here, God, no, this is what I
hate about football, the stopping down constantly.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
And that's why it's all about rugby, right Randy.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Of course, naturally, there's no more stoppages, none of this
hoot nanny hooplah nonsense.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
They really know how to drag out five.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Seconds, they're building. They're building suspensive drama.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, so we missed it on camera, but Tyler just pete.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I was good until you make them out laugh.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
We were taking shots and Tyler started peaking, should we get.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
You another drink?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
So we've been drinking all day and I forgot to
start recording.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
We're at the Bull. We're inside the Bull right here
in Cabo. Tyler's been drinking.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Dude, I'm drunk as hell.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
I got I got a I got a band around
my head and says Bobby Milchers, Hey you got them
big old bitties hip me up.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Earlier, I was like, hey, Tyler, what are you drinking?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I was drinking.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Jacket Cob, drank a little mark Rita. Right now we're
drinking frozen Pinny cola.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, and I was like, oh, that looks really good.
I was like, I'm gonna grab He's like, no, no,
let me order one for you.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
I'm like okay, and then he goes, I'll get in
a second.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
That was an hour ago.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Oh, I'll get it right out.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Her tones are suckle. Now that our morgan. So you
laughed us for a minute, to go get your toasted.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
I did.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I was sitting there and get my toasted, the said
trying earlier.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Another beautiful. What do you think?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
All those very nice toes? I should post them on
social media? I did, I did? I Yeah, damn, Julie
got chack love their freak.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
That's just a little taste if you want me in
the two exhot, Hey did you have my two?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You and Morgan from the Woody showed me too. I know,
but Morgan's too low a price. Oh so you're gonna
be her tolager.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I'll be your toa.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll trickle down exactly.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
All right.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
We're checking back in for the bull now, Kevin, Julianne's husband,
about to do. Can you read Tyler's tattoo challenge? Now
it's a scripture on his arm that you can't read.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
But let's see if you can get through.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
It, an actual scripture or his script A.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Good name is better than a fine was it says perfume,
And the day of death is better than the day
of birth.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
That's that's actually correct.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, Kevin flew through that one.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Really. As we said earlier, Julianne got her toenails.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Did and Tyler was dropping some knowledge on me about
the toenails.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
So Julianne was saying right here, juliant No, you were
saying so. So a little clarification, Juliante just got a
nail while we're here.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
If you lick.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Someone's toes and it tastes like nail polish, the nail
polish doesn't dry. But if you lick someone's toes, it
tastes like nothing. They're gonna go. I told her to
hit me up in a half hour.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
So Tyler and I we've gotten out of the pool
where poolside, and Tyler said he had to get something
to eat because he's not feeling so well.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I'm drunk as hell. I ain't no way to say
I've had too much of everything.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
And then, Bro, you have a glasy the size of
your forearm right now and a whole ass burger.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
That's true, Bro, big boy gotta eat.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
So I walked by the chairs and Tyler's passed out
right now by the pool, and I caught this full snoring.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I'm gonna see it like he and recording.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Geo.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Did he not say Jeoe, by the way Randy's going round?
Did this man?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Tyler did not just say I'm gonna go back in
the room so I can shower with Randy.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yep, that's exactly what he said.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I said, Pause, dog, you said that you try to
put me in the Epstein files.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yep, that's exactly what he said.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
He's like wishing and wanting it. I guess you're putting
it out there in the ether, bro. So it's the
next day. We had an amazing lunch. I've had too
much to drink already.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Thanks to my friend show Biz from Kdon Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
He's out here in Taba.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Looks us up.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
We're at the marina now.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
And Tyler, we're at the mall and you're trying to
find a hat size. But you didn't really know how
to communicate what hat size.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
So I know how to communicate it because there's a
hat story in here, and he's basically what size.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I say, oh, cho, so eight because I have a
big head.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
And then he's like, oh, let me look, and then
I hear him talking to the chick that's in there,
and all I hear is and I was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
God, so did you end up buying a hat or no?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
They did not have my ties?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Now cool surprise. We're out in the marina. Now we're
drinking in and walking and Julian's dough. But we're back
in Walmart. Were you the one that set off the
alarm in the bathroom? And I was like, there had
to be somebody with us.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
No, it wasn't me.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Because I saw you walking in the bathroom and the
whole alf alarm went through the whole Walmart.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I'm like, there has to be somebody with us. I mean,
I did take a steamy one, so.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
So I don't even know when. Today time, we're at dinner.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
In the hotel, and just before dinner started, everybody's oring shots.
Just before dinner, Tyler was doing like football calls in
the middle of the lobby of the hotel, wanting to get.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Us kicked out. It's called a hard count ball.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
So I had Tyler do this thing where like basically
how professional quarterbacks get under center and do like I
had talent do it, and some random people joined in too,
because you want to see Tom's hard count.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah, it was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
All right.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
It's the next day after New Year's It's twenty twenty six.
We are lounging by the pool.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Tyler did not want to go on a boat today.
I wanted to go take a little tour through the marina.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
And your response was My response was is I would
bar So here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
So here's the thing. So little recap last night. First off,
we're all drunk. Last night, we were very drunk. So
there's a little twenty four to seven lounge right by
the elevator to the rooms, right, So we go to
the lounge. Dude, I down like a half pounds worth
of burgers last night to try and sober up, and
then we knock out. So I wake up, I'm slightly hungover.
I got burgers sitting in me. If I get on a
(12:44):
boat and rock, I'm gonna die. But you know what's
the best way to cure a hangover? You get one
drink and it knocks out the other one.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Let's go called science, everybody.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
It's sunny. It's eighty two degrees camo, perfect weather. Do
you want to just talk about how your twenty twenty
five started? In how it ended, Tyler? Because you had
a huge year.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Yeah, I think I said this to you yesterday. Where
if you would have told me at the beginning of
twenty twenty five, like, Hey, this is how your year's
gonna go. I would have looked at him like, you're
you're lying. It's been crazy, so like between finally getting
the passport, going to Canada, coming back on the Woody Show,
going to Mexico, and then like every little thing that
(13:26):
happened in between, I'm just like, there's no way that
this year would have went. It's been a wild year
for sure, dude, Like it has been the wild this
year since COVID, and that's because COVID. Everything shut down
in the world was wild due. Yeah, it's a bus funded.
I could not have had a better year. And look,
all I gotta say is there's only one t and
(13:46):
it's just big me baby.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Oh my god, Oh my god. Where's your partner in crime,
the cat feeder.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
So if if you didn't see our social media Randy
who somehow always finds animals, I thought he was lying.
I thought he was lying when he told us when
he left to go to the bathroom during dinner, he said, oh,
I found some cats and feed some cats, like eight
of them, and then he kept on leaving the dinner
to go feed these cats.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm like, dude, you're you're playing with us, and then
he's like, no, come on over here, and there was
ten cats.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
So yeah, I thought he was lying.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
But then we go over and I'm like, oh my god,
he's telling the truth and there's legit ten cats.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
So but how does he just like animals define him?
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Right? So you ever seen Doctor Dolittle, Yeah, it's pretty similar.
It's the same thing, dude.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
So Tyler's been in the pool all day.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
We're at the Italian restaurant at the resort.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Randy just came up.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Now you guys are taking over the uh buffet snacks
right now.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
I told Tyler this is our last night to sat out. Yeah,
so we're walking in and we're gonna go crazy.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
We're gonna shut this bitch down.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Well, we haven't even ordered our dinner yet. And what
do you have?
Speaker 6 (14:50):
I got some pizza, got a panada's got a little
heart salami.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Wait, I don't say it. Party don't start when we
walk in, baby.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
So I got this guy's doing too much way.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
To I've got these little ball crockheads, a salad to
balance it out on, some pizza, some calamari and uh
and im panada that Tyler handed to me.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Again, we haven't even ordered our meal yet.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
You know who didn't ord salad me because I didn't
like that.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Wow, Little Breen ain't gonna save me. Dude, It's fine.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
He's spinning all over my phone.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Out way.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
This man once again is going off about the lounge VERSI. Okay,
I don't know if we're talking about it earlier because
we have.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Really excited this at the time time.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
But in the lobby lounge, I believe he shouting the
Scorner Show.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Okay, but this man brings up the hamburgers that are
available in this lounge every fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Everywhere I look in our room, there's a burger.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
There's a burger that's been bitten like five times everywhere.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
So we get out of the pool earlier today. Dude,
I get to the room before them.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
So I'm like, I'm a shower. I'm in a shower.
I hear Randy and you will come back first.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Thing. I hear it around his mouth. What a surprise,
another loan? Shut it up.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, we're just recapping how many things that Tyler and
Randy broke.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Leslie on this vacation. So, Tyler, you broke you broke
a toilet.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
No real look sources conductor for this.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
There was there was a there was a misuse of
the pumping, that's all.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
It was.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Reddy broke his bat. That's more board. That's the more
telling story.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
So the toilets, there's not anything below the door, so
whatever happens reverberates to the entire room. So I would
hear Tyler get up at like three in the morning
stomp over the.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Toilet and punish it.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
And because I'm the closest to it, I get all
that wafted towards me, and so I'm dying in my sleep.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
That's probably my bed broke. Dude. That was God forbid
a man have a healthy cult with dude.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I saw all right, Wait, Juliane, I swore I saw
you holding a piece of toilet the other night.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
You saw me holding a piece of to it?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Oh, I did? I did?
Speaker 6 (16:52):
I did.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
I was over in the pool area.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I was using the bathroom and I went through.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
I was with Geo and his girlfriend, and I went
to go pol the extras toilet paper that was like off.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
So when I pulled the toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Off, the whole thing just like fell off the wall.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
And I'm like do I leave it here? Do I
not leave it here?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
And I, I mean, I didn't want to be ruded,
but I picked it up and I gave it to
the work.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
When I told her what happened, I.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Fell off the wall.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
But it wasn't like the same situation as Tyler, where
like I just alood so much.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
And I broke the toilet. You know.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
So we're back at the Cabo Airport leaving today and
we're walking through the duty free.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
We're looking at all the.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Cigarettes and the's in and alcohol, and then we noticed
the toy section. So of course Tyler's on his way
to check out what legoes?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Oh all right, I can already see them.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
I mean, look, the smoking area was killing my vibe.
But what brings the spirits up?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Legos? Baby? Oh yeah, that's what the ladies be saying.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
All right, guys, that's it. We're about to go back home.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Tm ME.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Thing that you'd like to say about your trip? Did
you have a good time?
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I had an amazing time. My voice has gone, my
throat hurts, my body hurts, but I had the best
time ever.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
All the things I do remember from this week, I've
been blast so much fun. My body aches, but I'm
gonna miss it was a great time. Thanks for having us.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Now Tyler is about to say something really good, but
go ahead.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
No.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
Honestly, all I remember is being in the pool, getting
sobered and going to sleep.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Man, great time. Couldn't have asked for more. Thanks for
going to dude, No, it was.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
It was a really fun time. Let's do it again soon.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
All right, everybody, that's everything that I can remember to record.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Thanks again for listening. Once again, come hang out with
myself and.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Board January thirteenth in Downy, California from one to three pm,
nine thousand Telegraph Road. I believe that is the correct location.
But it's a brand new raising canes ton of giveaways,
team park tickets, concert tickets, wood to show, merch and more.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
And don't forget the show. We're back this week. Holiday
debt relief.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
We're hooking you up painting off some of that at
for all those gifts that you bought this holiday season.
And I can't wait to hang out with you again
in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Holiday Later.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Peace,
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