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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Good morning, Good morning Anna, and happy all. Hello's Eve.
It's Halloween today?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
All hell, that's Eve?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
What is that? That is what Halloween is.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I've never heard anyone call it that.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, I'm not, like, you know, just an average Halloween fan.
I'm a real big fan.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
So on the spectrum of zero to ten, I'm on.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
The sprum strong, I'm strong on that spectrum of.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
That out of ten, I love Halloween. I'm so excited.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
You know when there's those Halloweens that happen and like
you don't really have anything happening, and you're like, do
I dress up?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Don't I We don't.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Have that this year because we have a Halloween party tonight.
After recording this episode, I'm going straight to get my
makeup done for Harley Quinn.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Like it's all happening.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
It is exciting. Yeah, I know, I didn't realize so
that Derby Days tomorrow and You're going, and I'm going, yes,
So gotta be a little bit okay tonight, I won't
send it, but I'll still have some fun with everyone.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I mean, I can't remember the last probably the last
time that we were drinking together. I feel like I
was in Corfu at my wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Probably my wedding.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh no, sorry, yeah that was your No I was pregnant. No,
you're pregnant, so no, it's my wedding. So yeah, it would
have been. We would have surely had a drink. I
don't think we did because I would have been up
on the gold host. Yeah yeah, wow, so that's a
long time ago.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Well, all right, I'll have a drink. Then I won't drive, twisted,
I won't drive. Okay, well, yes, I'm going to staff faighter.
I'm not going to do two outfits, so.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You're not doing a curtaint. You'm a little bit disappointed.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Do you know that one of our friends, Amber is
now doing a curtain change because she.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Was like, oh, well, Matt's doing one, so I'll.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Just sorry, Amber, I'm not doing what do you know
what she's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Because her partner's getting there late, so she's doing like
her own costume, and then when he gets there, she's
going into like matching couples costumes, which I kind of love.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I actually love that. That's why I love.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
That she's going to be devotes, leaving her hanging to dry.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
No, I'm it's going to be just faders. I'm excited
for that.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Closing the chapter or whatever your my story arc.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
So yeah, if you've watched Star Wars, you'll understand the story.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah I haven't, but I think I actually probably should.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You probably should. Yeah, I'll watch it with you, will you?
I'll sare it the whole time, being like, look at this,
enjoy this. If you're going to watch it, watch it
in cinematic release.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Okay, logical order cinematic release, so you watch the old
seventies ones and the prequels, and then you can watch
the after ones if you have to.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But yeah, I'm sure the Star Wars.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
There's not many that listened to this podcast, and they're
probably like fast forward that bit with all the goals.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
What is he?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I've known girls to watch Star Wars because I love
it so much.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
To watch it with me, Yeah, I mean, i'd watch it.
I mean I've got nothing against watching it. It's actually
raining in our studio and it's so nice, like it's
so warm and cozy, and.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Don't you want to just be under a blanket right now?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I had a blanket. I'm currently marinating in tan and.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
When it's like the only thing that's giving me my
old anxiety is if you're a tanning girl, you know
that you don't want to have a fresh moose tan
and then walk out into the rain because you're just drip.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, right, can't relate to that.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You've definitely I used to tan, so I used.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
To tan overnight and then wash it off in the morning.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Did you get your ex to like tan your back?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
And then I would like, oh, actually, it's fine, I'll
tell the story. I actually bumped into a girl I
used to like hang out with at an event the
other day and we're just chatting away, and then she goes, oh,
the only thing I remember about you was you sipped
over one time and you made me ten your back.
I was like, look out, everything I did with you
(04:02):
and that's the one thing you remember is kind of
a red flag. Is kind of like wall. I thought
I'd be more memorable than that. And then she was
like no, because I remember the next day I had
white sheets and they were just covered in tan.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
So fuck. It takes me back to my younger years.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
That was a couple of years ago. That was like
six seven.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Years ago, when I didn't really know like the protocol
of like you need to pre organize your tan, wash
it off so you don't stay in the white sheets,
you know.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Well, I remember I was introduced to a TANSI are
they still think?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
What's that tanning? Onesie?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
It was like a silk sleeping bag that you put
your pillow in and then you'd lay in it.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You sleep in the sleeping bag.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
So it was like, so you would tan, wouldn't go
all over your sheets, and that was your thing.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah, I think we've upgraded tans now we have non
transfer Goldiebe.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, I was about to say, Godie which.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Speaking of Goldiebe, I don't know if anyone's watching Love
Island Australia at the moment, but if you haven't started
watching it, get on it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's such a good season.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
And on last night's episode, Goldie b was on our Screens.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I did say that how good you got both them there?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
The gradual tan.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Our face tan and tribal hydrating gradual tan on the
screens TV debut.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Very exciting.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
They've been on there before last year last year, but
this is the debut this season.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yes, in the appearance, have you been watching the show?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I have been watching Love Island Australia.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Thank you, so you can message me like every night
you watch it, I'm watching and I actually am not
when you messed me on watching a horror movie because
we're well into Speaker season. But then I'm like, I'm
putting it on and Ha's reminded me, and I watch
it and it's actually really good.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
It's actually a really good season.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
We've had two bombs so far, so we've had Gabby
and Nick, both really good bombs. I feel like the
quality of the show is all about the bombs.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
You reckon coming from a bomb from a bomb.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
You were the first girl, but I was the first girl,
but you were.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, I remember that. What are you loving? Tell me?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I just reckon the whole like the seven Deadly Sinson.
That's a good play on it. It's awesome, Like how
would have you gone if you were in the original
Wine Up and you had to kiss every boy before
you couple up? Like that. That's new, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
It's red hot?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, that's full.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
They did it in Love Island, USA, and I feel
like that was such a good season and I feel
like Australia is taking a little bit from that season
and apparently this season is rading through the roof, so yeah,
I'm not surprised, but yeah, I would hate it.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Would you've kissed everyone?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah? Like when you're on there, you just do it.
You're like, why not? Okay? Question if you were in
the villa, who would you couple up with?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Right?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
If I was a bomb walking in? Or if I
was on the original line up either or Okay? So
if I came out and I was like looking at
them and the original lineup off looks alone, looks alone,
I would go for Isabelle yep personality.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
With now Connor Connor is a nurse.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
And then off personality, I would go with Shanna, the
girl from Adelaide, the real headstrong one.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
So Shanna's with the guy with the mullet, yes, yeah, okay, right,
the personality wise your cup of tea, yes, real head
strong woman knows what she wants what.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
She wants, like she was psyched to him, would you
do anything if the order was on the mass arch
was wrong? And he's like, no, I don't like confidence.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
And then she's like, so you're a pussy and I
was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Me, I don't know how I'd go though, and strong.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Is one thing, but pussy on National TV when you
first met you've met them for about ten seconds is
a lot.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
That's great personality though, that's funny. Well, I'm not going
to ask you who you'd couple up with. You're obviously married,
so inappropriate. But what do you think of the guys
this season?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I mean, I'm loving the cars, I'm really excited about
the fact, but I feel like with Love Island Australia,
the girls, to me, it felt like the girl's got
the wrong end of the stick, like it was always
the girls chasing the guys, whereas for the first week
of this show, it seems like the girls have more
(08:21):
of the power and seeing when guys get jealous and
having little bickering kind of things going on.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I'm personally loving it.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Mick and that other bloke we're having words last night,
which was quite funny, I.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Know, calling him Dick Mick or Mick Dick or whatever
he was saying.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I see.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I kind of enjoy seeing the guys get a little
bit like nervy and like protective and up and about.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
We didn't have any of that on our season, anything
like that. I think because I have heard a lot
from people that Australian or seeing tiktoks at Australian guys
aren't approaching, Like women come to Australia and they reckon
guys don't approach them when they're out.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I've seen a lot of that on TikTok as well,
and I think that it's definitely true every serious relationship
that I've ever been in in Australia, because I'm from Australia,
I approached the man, I went up to them with
my ex I walked up to him and introduced myself.
With Michael, I walked up to him and introduced myself.
(09:20):
So like, yeah, I totally and one hundred percent think
that that's the thing in Australia. I know, for instance,
you on the other hand, are extremely confident and.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Don't have that issue.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
But I think that's quite rare, and I think it
comes from a place of like trying to be respectful
and like not invade people's personal space.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Oh you do respectfully, but maybe it's like.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Gone too far where like if a guy sees a woman,
they won't even like And I get it, like people
are in different situations, like some people are married, some
people I don't know, just in long term relationships or
whatever it is, and they don't want to get that.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
It's like fear of rejection, right yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I think that it's a lot of the younger blokes
as well. I feel like, do you reckon? Yeah? But
then again, money, I know my mates go out and
you're not really there to go chat to girls. Are
you there to have a beer with your mates?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
But maybe deep down you are.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I mean when I was single, I was like going
out with the girls, but like, deep down I was like,
hopefully I meet my future husband.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
This is true, and if you don't approach him, you'll
never know. You know, you might like the looks of something,
like I said, I remember mate the other day was like,
oh he really liked this girl and she was like
sitting on the table outside. I was like, go talk
to me like no, no, na too much And I
was like, dude, she's right there, Like what's the big deal.
I'll go talk to her for you and bring her
over here for She would no, not for me, but
for I was like I'll break the eyes for you.
(10:41):
He was like, no, man, leave it.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Look okay, we have to obviously talk with Love Island
are people there for love of there for money. It's
the age old question when it comes to this show,
because people like they're just there.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
For the cat.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I forgot there was money even involved. I know same,
How did you forget you got it?
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Well?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I did at the time, but even when I'm watching
the show, it's literally the last thing on my mind.
Like I'm like, you see people make real connections. We've
been on there, so we know what it's like. I think,
meaning as well, the term love a girl, love a
boy that wasn't really around when I was dating, but
we definitely, we definitely fall into that category. Definitely fall
(11:24):
into that category. And I think they cast people who
are love boys love girls who are like ready to
meet the one.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I reckon, Yeah, with a few dicks in there who
are going to.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Break I was about to say that, yeah, mix love
a boy lover girls and then like ones that are.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Dick But then again, like even the dicks, like you
just never know if you're going to.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Fall in love, you might find a genuine connection.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Like that's what I said to you, Like you're dating
now and you're like, I don't want to meet the one,
and I'm like, but it just takes one amazing date
and you're like, shit, it's magical, magical date, and you're
like fuck, but seriously.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It does, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
You know, you click and you're like, god, damn it,
I want to be single for longer.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
That does happen. But they could meet someone in there
and they might have a great magical experience with them
on a date.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
True. Okay.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Also, we did ask you guys via our socials your
thoughts on the current season, so we're going to go
through some of them right now. Okay, So the first
one says, I'm not sure about Lacey Ross is too
sweet for the show, and I really hope Connor wins somehow.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Connor seems nice the nurse.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, he seems nice. He hasn't had a lot of airtime. Personally,
I love Lacey. I think she's bringing the most. Yeah,
I'm invested in her. Obviously, we've seen a lot of her,
and I feel like sometimes they show some people a
lot and kind of save people who are going to
be the main characters and then start to like reveal
their story later in the piece.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
But yeah, I'm loving Lacey.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Why is she not remembering Jossam's name?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
That is Honestly, I don't know if she's doing it intentionally,
because how can she not remember it?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
It is a unique name.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
But she's like Jonathan Jothan, like slept on the on
the day bed or outside on the couch last night.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, because he was getting real touchy feely with Gabby.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah, that would have sucked. I know that feeling on
lover and that sucks. But we have to talk about
the kiss. The pash with the red lipstick and he
walked in, and he walked in and she was like
then she was like, so you're going to kiss anyone tonight?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Like, girl, you've still got red lips?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Six day nine. Yeah, that was a bobsy move by her.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
But I feel like that, That's what I mean. I
feel like she's bringing the most so far. But I'm
excited to get to know the rest of the cast.
Anyone who's together that you think will stay together throughout
the show.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I think Connor and Isabel make hope connection.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I hope that Mick infiltrates that relationship, like we haven't
seen a lot of it, which is kind of telling
me that it's not a lot's going on. I think
if Mick gets Isabelle. That's who he's got his eye on.
I feel like that would be some good TV.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, that would be sure, that would be good.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Next one is I want to see a surprise a
former Islander enter the villa. That's not available, Sorry, guys.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Got the prime your burner account? No, no, no, wouldn't go.
But do they put they do put people back in?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Don't they think Callum went in for a second time?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Mitch and Tina did, didn't they.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
They did too?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah that's right, Yeah, yeah, who would they put in?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Who's even would you go back into the Love Island
Australia Villa?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I don't think so. No, No, I'm thirty now, I'd
be so old compared to everyone. Yeah, and I just
get it now, like I would just get it.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
You get like the how it works.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, I get it too much and I wouldn't be
good for it, you know what I mean, like you'd
understand it.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah, Okay, I think this is the steamiest season yet.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
It's very early, but I agree these these I was
gonna say, characters, these personalities are very much gonna I feel,
bring some steam and spice to the villa.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
We saw a bit of a boob grab happening? Do
you see that?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Right at the end, I was like, gee, imagine watching
that with your parents.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
She's full on, Gabby, you reckon? Yeah, from what I've seen.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, I really I think she's She seems nice.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
She does seem nice.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah, they just I feel like there's a lot of
zooming in on the boobs like a law Okay, let's
see our final one. Oh, there is one about Gabby.
Gabby is doing nothing wrong. She's there to find love.
I think that she is there to.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I do agree she's there for the right reason.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, I think she definitely is.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
I think we saw her get a little bit upset
about Gotham when he was like, don't pick me or whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Anyway, she ended up picking him. So it doesn't matter.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
What.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Tell me what you think is gonna happen with be
in Jotham.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I think that Lacey will make a play for him.
I agree, And I think that he's going to get
caught into a world of the love triangle and he's
not going to know what to do.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah, when this airs, you guys might already know what's happened.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Spooky Spooky season. There was a bang on the room
it's a ghost.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah, who knows. I'm excited to find out.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, me too. Okay, guys, let us know.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
If you like us recapping Love Island, make sure you're
watching it so that you're up to day and know
what we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I'm actually obsessed with this season.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yeah, but yeah, it's streaming on nine now, so make
sure you're up to date and let us know if
you want us to keep touching on it.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
And now let's get into spooky season. And I do
love spooky seasons, don't I?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
You really do.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
So we have some horror stories. But first, I feel
like I coined or made up a new dating expression.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Did you? Was it you? No, it was he looks
so guilty.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I may have read something, yeah, but it wasn't getting
legs until I brought it up. So you man, it's
all me. Guys, if you use it, just remember I
made it up. I might even get it trademarked. It's
called haunted, right, So it is when someone ghosts you. Yeah,
(17:34):
but they continue to obviously follow you or not follow you,
and view all your stories and like your stories and
like your stories. Well that's even that's next level. But yeah,
haunting someone. Yes, so it's a new term. Can you
imagine being with your friends and being like, oh, guess
who's haunting me at the moment?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Do you know this happened to one of my friends,
Like there was a person who was like not taking
her out on a day, but would you all.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Of her stories? Like her stories?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
It was like get a live, move on, take me
on a date or leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Imagine if they don't follow you as well, and they're
viewing your stories, that's full haunting. That's going out of
your way to haunt someone. Yeah, ghost me.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
I feel like there's haunting, like personally, but then there's
also like haunting like I.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Think one of my exes was haunting Michael.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
It was like viewing all the Michael stories and Michael's
like I get like five hundred views of my.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Story and see you right now?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
You know what on that. I have no shame anymore.
I just view stories on my account.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Whoever is yeah, we deleted your Burner account?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Or did you?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I did? I've deleted my Burner account, so I've gotten
So I just go on my account and view people's
stories like I don't care anymore, Like I do like
xes no, you know, like just people in general, Like
I don't care anymore, Like I just go look like
I'm not here to hide anything. If you if I
come across your Instagram and.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
You're there, like you'll take a squizze.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, I'll take you see what you're doing. Wanting you.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Because your name will probably come up pretty high.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
So people, it's a pretty obvious name as well with
the tic at the end as well, like it's a
long name that you can't miss.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
The end aka may.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Winker. So we've got some horror dating stories.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Okay, do you have a horror dating story. I'm sure
you do. Any recent ones? Give us like the recent.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Tea so some I was chatting to a nice lady
and then she was a fan of horror movies as well.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Lady.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
It's so funny, guys, because I've never heard of miss
wore nice lady who gets on the podcast talking to
a nice lady, A nice lady.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
We've got to be nice talking to this nice lady.
And she was we were trying to Augan. Well, she
liked horror movies as well, so she was like, we
should go watch a horror movie. And I was like, yeah,
this spooky season. There's this new one out talking my language,
talking my language, as this new one out that I
wouldn't mind watching, and she was like, yeah, let's go Friday.
(20:06):
So Friday rolls around, she's sort of semi camp. It
was getting late, semi canceled, and then was like, no,
let's go. Let's go, and I was like wow, to
drive to you and then to make the movie, I
was like, look, I'm already in bed, Like it's not
going to work out. Let's move it to like next week.
So we agreed on Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
So she said, yeah, like see you Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
See your Tuesday. Then I messaged her Monday and she yeah.
I just said, hey, are we still on for tomorrow night?
Exuse ied to watch the movie, and she hit me
with a message saying, I have to be honest, I'm
kind of seeing someone right now. We haven't had the
chat about what we are. I would feel guilty going
(20:45):
and catching up with someone else. And I just was like, hey,
look that's cool, Like I was really excited to see
the movie. I don't really know what to say, like
we were going to go on the weekend, and she
was yeah. It was just really awkward and really uncomfortable
for me, But that's the dating world, like just go it,
just ghost.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Please ghost me.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
No, I respect the communication. Actually I appreciate that. No,
I just didn't know what to say back. Do I
go start back?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
So what did you say? I don't know what to
say about that?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah? I just said I don't really know what to
say in good luck with everything. And that's my dating
life so dark.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I mean I do.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I do sad being in that position when you start
seeing someone and then you're like I kind of like them,
but I still should keep I should keep my not
eggs in all of their basket, and I should still
go on dates.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
But it's pretty funny for you. I mean, I mean.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I'm not shouting about it, but like you know, I
would really actually watch that movie.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Did you watch that movie? No?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I don't really.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Hopefully do you go to movies by yourself?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah? But it was only playing at some theaters and
I was like, I can't drive in there right now?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Do you reckon that someone who listens to this podcast,
if they meet you and they're like, oh he's hot,
they'll be like, damn it.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Now I have to lie and tell. Like horror movies.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Don't lie to me. Just tell me the truth, but
be open to watching him.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
What if they don't want to have nightmares for the
next week straight like I would?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Would you? Really? You still haven't watched Long Legs? Have yall? No?
I watched the one that gave you nightmares?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Oh, the Exorcism of Emily.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Right, That was nothing scary about that.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
It was a case that haunted me for months.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
There was nothing scary. I watched the most by science,
the most scariest film, Sinister. That was a little bit.
I was a little bit anxious about that. I got
into your psycho phone a little bit, not really, because
I'd seen a movie that took the piss out of it,
so I couldn't take it that Seriously, are.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
There something not right about you?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
My life's the horror story. Let's talk about other people's
horror story to make us feel better less.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
About yours more about other people. Okay, let's jump into
our dating horror stories. Easy from you, guys.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
So I matched with this guy named Adam on Hinge,
or at least I thought his name was Adam. His
profile was flawless. He looked like the kind of guy
who definitely had a skincare routine and probably surfed before work, tall,
olive skin, bright smile, a few photos with a golden retriever.
He's from Melbourne, though, so I doubt this was his
(23:24):
lifestyle ha ha. He said he worked in marketing and
lived in the CBD. We chatted for a couple of weeks,
and honestly, he came across so funny, grounded, and emotionally mature.
You know, the trifecta you rarely find online. Okay, We
decided to meet for rooftop drinks at Curtain House and
I got there early, grabbed a table, and sent him
(23:45):
a text, Hey, I'm upstairs near the bar. About five
minutes later, I got a text back saying I'm watching.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
You from the bar.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
That's creepy.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Instantly my stomach dropped. I glanced around, kind of half
expecting someone to be waving, but instead I caught eyes
with a man who looked nothing like the photos. He
was maybe in his late forties or early fifties, with
gray hair, glasses, and her very dad style checkered shirt.
He smiled and waved awkwardly, like we'd been caught in
(24:14):
some weird social experiment. I thought maybe it was a misunderstanding.
Maybe it wasn't him, but then he started walking over.
He said, Hi, I'm Adam, and I just froze. I
must have looked completely confused, because he immediately said, oh, yeah,
I probably look a bit different from my photos. A
bit different was an understatement. The guy in the photos
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looked like a barroom bay fitness instructor.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
The man standing in front of me looked like someone's
uncle who just come from a bunting sausage.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Sisle, it's so harsh, he sat, I.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Do love a budding sausage.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
We sat like everything was normal, and I finally managed
to ask, so those.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Pictures weren't you.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
He laughed, actually laughed, and said no, those were my
nephew's photos. He's twenty seven, and I just didn't think
anyone would match with me otherwise. I honestly didn't even
know how to respond. I just stared at him and said,
you know, that's literally catfishing, right. He said, yeah, but
come on, you match with me because you liked what
(25:20):
I wrote in my profile, didn't you, So technically you
did like my personality. I said, no, I matched because
I thought you looked like your photos. Then he got
defensive and said looks shouldn't matter this much. Women always
say they want honesty and humor, but clearly not if
it comes with a few wrinkles. At that point I
realized there was no salvaging the conversation. He started talking
(25:42):
about how dating apps were rigged against real men, and
I just couldn't sit there any longer. I told him
I was going to the bar and instead walked straight out.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Good girl.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
He messaged me twenty minutes later, saying, you didn't give
me a fair chance. If you'd stayed, you might have
liked the real meat. I didn't reply, but a week
later I was scrolling through a hinge again and saw
his nephew's photos, this time under a new name, Ethan.
I reported the profile immediately. Melbourne dating rule number one.
(26:11):
If someone looks too good to be true, especially on
a rooftop, they probably are.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Fuck. That's horror.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
There is a lot to unback there.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Wow, cracked a can open that Jesus sworn by the way.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Guys, Okay, fuck that's catfishy.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Is it illegal to catfish?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I feel like it should be shoul.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
It should be illegal because it's false advertising, Like you
can't sell a product online. I'm only saying this because
I'm only saying this because I was recently catfished online.
I haven't actually told you this. I'm so defoe. We're
going to take a slight break from this and we're
going to come back to it. But basically, I got
(27:00):
served so many ads on Father's Day being like buy
a jumper Dad, or like dad e st twenty twenty
five and you can like custom them, and I got like,
so I got Michael one, I got Grandpa from my dad,
I got his dad a jumper. So I got three
jump roods, all customized.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Never came. They never came, never came as.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
The website shut down.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Now No, I couldn't find even what the website was
called because I was just getting served ads and it
took me straight to a website that I couldn't find
when I just Google searched it.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
And it turns out it's a scam.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
YEA, oh fucking hell.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
I've never been scammed online. Like the amount of shopping
online that I do, I wouldn't even think that it
would be a thing that you could get because like
even the shop app didn't save me.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
They just let it happen.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Did you pay through paper.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
No, I paid through shop. Anyway, let's divert back. As
someone who has recently catfished, I'm a little bit triggered
by it.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I mean, I look, it is pretty sad that he's
putting his photos of his nephew on there, like he
shouldn't be doing it. But like, imagine being that insecure
like to.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I don't see it that way at all. I see
it like you're creep.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I do see that like old, but like he's an older.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Guy, Like, go date someone your own age.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I agree, but it's not bad.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Who cares.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
If it's sad, he should go be sad somewhere else,
Go be sad in prison.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Go go fuck off like I do.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
But the thing is, like, let's let's play Devil's advocate.
Imagine if they weren't at a public bar I know,
and she's in this like I don't know, or they
arrive at area with this a guy who seems to
be like ten twenty years older than her, Like that's
not okay.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Imagine if she was more open and like they really
hit it off and he said, you know, come come over.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Maybe she doesn't want to date someone in a dad's age.
Who her dad will can go have a beer with
down the road.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I'm not at the bunning sausage sile not taking I'm
not saying that what he did was right. I'm just
saying it's fucking sad and it's gross.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, like if I, for one tiny minuscule of a
second go into his perspective, yeah, it's a shame. But like,
also it's not that much of a shame. I think
he should do the right thing.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
When on a conspiracy rant about how the algorithm's dog
older people.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
He should go meet someone in real life, or go
to a bar that is for the over forties or something.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
I don't know. I'm sure there's something that he could do.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Join a club, join join a rum club for the fifties,
or I don't know, do something else. Don't lure a
twenty seven year old girl into your little scheme seeming scheming.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
I hate that.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
What about the nephew letting him, I probably doesn't know.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
If that was me and I literally rocked up to
a day and there was someone who was not the
person who I thought I was going to day with,
I would have a.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Full blown meltdown.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
I would be traumatized for life, I might not go
on dates anymore, Like I don't even get in an
uber by myself. Imagine like the level of trauma that
that could call someone creepy like you would you would
just like not want to date anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
And he's like, I'm watching you from the bar. He
even came across creepy from the start.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
And the fact that he wasn't even like like he
got defensive instead of being like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I did the wrong thing.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
But that's what I mean. I think that in his
own mind.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
He's not quite right.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah, like he thinks he's doing the right like do
you know what I mean, Like with the whole conspiracy
theory about like he thinks.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
That like maybe they they could be the love of
each other's life favor.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It's like, no, bro, you didn't even give me a
fair chance.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
No, have you seen the show Catfish?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Yeah, I have to be seen the funny as well
when he grows up to the guy at the park bench.
But yeah, you got me.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
There put this clip on our faces. So good Fish
is a great show.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
It is a great show.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Yeah, it's a great show because like it does show
both sides. But hearing from our listener, we take her side.
We don't want anyone to catfish anyone. Imagine if you
get catfish now you're back in the dating world.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Could happen.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
It could happen.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Sorry, Okay, guys, I think we've gone away over time.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I think that's all we have time for.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
But in our next episode, we are going to do
more dating horror stories because we have so many more
good ones that we want to get to. We just
haven't had time today. I hope everyone had a nice Halloween.
By the time this comes out, you'd have already had Halloween.
We're about to go to a Halloween party. Until next time,
Saya bye.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
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