November 11, 2025 • 25 mins
Welcome back!! We loved your dating horror stories so much last week that we had to continue them this week! We have a disturbing act from a guy + a HUGE submission where a listener has found out their Mum is cheating on their Dad... what would you do?! Tune in to find out our thoughts x
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Good morning, Anna, good morning. Where's your head at?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I was up four times last night, which was an
all time record persuade.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
He is teething at the moment.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
So nothing you can do to stop the pain, I mean.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Not really, just like giving him cold things to put
in his mouth, and then my mom cold in sick
to her babysitting duties.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Podcast. He's at home with Michael. I had to leave
him at home. But yeah, your mammy, she's just got
the flu and she didn't want to pass it on
to him, which is good, So I'm grateful that she
called him sick.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You don't want the flu either. I don't want the
clue either. You don't want them a scene against it. Actually,
I can't afford to get the flu this summer. Just
don't want it.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You don't really get the flu in summer, though, do you. Well?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Your mom's got it?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah? Is it summer yet?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, it is now officially festive season, so speaky season
is over. Great segwe.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
That was not a good segway. I genuinely wanted to
know if it was summer yet.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
No, it's not. It's December the first. But have you
put your Christmas decorations off.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I actually haven't, but in saying that, I'm going to
do it early this year because we're going away to
Hamilton Island. I don't even know if I've told you
this that I'm going to hamiltonlond have.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I Yeah, I feel like somewhere at.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Some point family vak with my calendar. Actually it's so
weird that you still have my calendar. But yeah, we're
going to Hamilton Island.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So I want Swaye to have like a Christmas tree
in the house for like most of November.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, have you got your Christmas tree up?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Well, my mum and my family put the Christmas trout.
We did it over the weekend. Really, yeah, we did
it from November.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
The pretty cute.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I mean, I love Christmas. My whole family loves Christmas,
so we know, yeah, just put it straight up. I've
already started watching Christmas movies, have you see?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
That's a little premature really, Although Elfe did up on
my like you might want.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
To watch list on Netflix, and I was like, oh.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I do like Elf, but I feel like for me,
Christmas movies start December first.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, my Christmas movies that I've started, I'll be honest.
A movie is based in the snow, so The Shining,
which isn't really a Christmas movie, but it's like, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Because it's snowy's snowy, but it's not even snowy in Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
But the whole vibe of Christmas is the snow. So
I'm starting with some movies in the snow. Then I'll
move into like some like Christmas horrors, and then I'll
go from there into the full blown Christmas movies.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Do you know that it's my dream to do Christmas
in New York? Yes, full snow.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yes, that would be amazing. And apparently you can do
stay where he did where Kevin stayed in Home alone too,
really beautiful thing.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It'd be expensive though to stay, Oh yeah, absolutely would
be worth heaps.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
And ice skating, like the ice skating rings.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That'd be cool. Like do you know what, speaking of
snow and Christmas, I'll tell you what my FOURU page
on TikTok has been doing me so dirty recently. Why
it's just fucking Lapland stuff, isn't it. Yeah, it's just
like the best way to spend laugh with this Christmas
in Lapland and I'm but.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Also like the fact that you've done that and have
ticked that off the bucket list, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I do. I did think about it that way the
other day. I did think that, like, I'm blessed that
I got to experience that, see the norm then lights
and all that sort of stuff. But it was just
like I was looking at all the stuff I've done
in that I was like, Oh, this sucks.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Is it somewhere you would go back to ever again?
Or would you say, like, you've been there, done it,
ticked the box.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'd love to go back, but I feel like it
feel weird. Yeah, it'd feel very weird. No, I'm back there.
I don't know. Maybe one day, maybe one day, Yeah,
who knows.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
It is funny though, because the algorithm, like if you've
watched like something you've watched like a whole video, then
it's like, cool, let's serve him more lapland stuff, because.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's either that or it's fucking I played it on
the podcast a couple of weeks ago, Damon and Elena
now dancing to feel so.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Close to you, wish that was a life for you,
but to.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Feel so close to you so songs playing as well,
and I'm like, dude, give me a break for you, Like,
fucking hell, you're just throwing it in my face.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Now, my algorithm is not I don't even think I
should like say it because it's a bit dark.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But what is it.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It's like persuades starting to eat solid food, or like
we're starting him on food because he's almost six months
and he's reaching for food. So it's like signs that
he really wants to start food.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Mushy apples and that.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, you can just like mush up like avocado or
carrot or something like.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
A jar and you eat it. Babies, That stuff tastes
so good.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I actually do kind of like, for some weird reason,
have a member from my childhood of that. Yes, for
some reason from your own childhood.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I think maybe because Emma as well would eat it
and I was like maybe ten at that point, so
I remember trying it and it's like really sugary, isn't
it really nice?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I remember that from my childhood. Now it's like I
think it's we're in now the era of like home cooked.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah, right, you the apples yourself. You don't open the jar, I.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Think, I mean, you can still buy pouches and stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I remember I used to have like banana rusks when
I was little, and I used to steal my brothers
when he was a baby. Anyway, they just kind of
reminded me of like the same story of the apple.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I'm speaking of that so'sy off the breast milk. No
day is pumping.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, I pump, I feed. I'm just like one of.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
My mates fiances is. I think his kids around the
same age of Swede. Actually, yeah, she was a Derby
day with us, so she had to pump, yeah, pump
and dump, pump and dump. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I've been breastfeeding his whole life. He's only just started
solids and we've never had tried formula. But we need
to try formula now because there's so many different brands
and I'm like, I need to know which one he likes.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
So anyway, that's where we're at.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I can make a good formula before, just a baby formula.
I know how to make it. So do you sterilize
the thing and then you put two forty of water
and then four scoops in and shake made than them
all the time. I know what I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Doing speaking of formula, but not really but I thought
you were saying you can make a good formula, and
I thought you meant like a punch, like an alcoholic punch.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yes, Halloween, Halloween party. How was that for you?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
It was fun.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
You were having a good time.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Do you know what was really annoying is like I
got double blacks, but I forgot that they were double black,
So I had like in my mind, I had like four.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Cans' eight drinks, which.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Is eight drinks, and I like the most I've had
I reckon since Swaede's been alive has been like maybe
three three and a half, maybe four macs. Anyway, I
had four cans of double blacks. I had three of them, and.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I had a couple of glass champagne.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Laura gave me glass chair pain. You're right, that's why
I was so hungover. Anyway, I had like, you're pretty,
you're having fun.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I'm not gonna say your hammered, but you having fun.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
But like, the thing is is like because we got
there at like seven, and we had to leave at
ten forty five because Michael's parents were looking after you,
so we wanted to be like at the house by
eleven so they could leave because otherwise it's gonna be
way too late of a night for them. I feel
like it all kicked in us. I was leaving and
I was like, whoa, I'm really drunk.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Really as you were leaving, I wouldn't say it was
when you were leaving, Really was that that drug?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
You're pretty white girl, like you're just have fun. You're
just a woo girl. I'll say that forever.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
But I'm a wo girl when I'm sober. You know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You're a wo girl.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I don't know what was I doing?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Whoo? And I asked you to take photos of me.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I got some good photos of you.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Okay, okay, some shit photos of me? Okay, okay, all right,
wait where are your photos?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh my god? No, wait what it's one photo? I
think they're good. What's wrong with that? I like the
blurry you like that that That.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
One's pretty cool, the blurry effect in that one.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Look do you do one thing?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I will say to the but you were gassing me
up though the whole time. You're like, these are great.
There's great.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That is me as a person like I feel like
my friends like you take a.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Photo that's not too bad actually, and I can see
it in the thing there.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
But look, one thing I will say to you is
this the photos that you think are good of yourself.
I'm looking at them and I'm like, you should have
posted that, should have posted that.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
How funny is that? Though?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Like perception, the words around that.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
The words right out of my mouth perception. But no,
I was fighting because I looked back at them and
I was like, God, I can't even see my face
in this one, and You're like, so good.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Well, I was trying to do the blurry effect because
it was like mood lighting.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
There was like the deco was incredible? Or did such
such a good job? Did you see the Halloween party
I've ever been to?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Did you see the witch cauldron? And it was like
actually bubbling? That was cool?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, it was really cool and like the clouds with
like the lightning on the table, like it was just incredible.
She did an incredible job. She did, So whoever has
is doing Halloween work, cut out me.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Do I smoke bombed in the end?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Did you?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah? I got out of there.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Why.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I just knew if I stay, it's going to be
it's going to go up. It's going to go up.
And I was like, I got Derby Day the next day.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So are you drunk?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh No, I wouldn't say I was drunk. I was
probably tipsy. Yeah, yeah, I only had a six pack abos.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, summer have double blacks.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Honestly, Yeah, I said that when I was like eighteen.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
But like the thing the thing from is like when
I'm drinking, I'll have like a glass of red wine.
Yeah you know what I mean. So like when I'm
at like I don't really go to Like the last
time I went to a house party was probably your
house party back when you were single, like three years
ago that street. That is genuinely the last house party
I've been to.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That haleeen party we had. Yeah, yeah that probably was.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
So I'm like, what do you bring to a house party?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Like I can't bring a bottle of wine with my
own glass like in a locagim.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I had a lot of fun. I thought it was
a very It was fun. But yeah, I Derby Day
the next day. Derby Day was fun. I went with
my mates like a last second ticket.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
We were in like the nursery area, and I reckon
I wouldn't change that for anything, being it was all
my best mates.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It did look like a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
It was so much fun. Yeah, yeah, just talking with
them and you can bring your own piss in so
like an eski and like sit there and drink. It
was unbelievable fun.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, it looked. It did look like a good time,
I will say.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
And then it's like finishes at five and we're sitting
around it's like seven thirty. I'm like, what do we
We've got to go?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
How do you get out of there? Like, who's driving?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
We caught a cab but they charged through the roof.
It's actually criminal. We really down the road and he
charged two hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Ten minutes down the road.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Two hundred bucks criminal.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
That is fucked.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, yeah, okay, it was twenty bucks age.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
At the end of the day maxi taxi loaded with people.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
True, but still he knows that everyone's going to just
split it. So he's like, he.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Knows everybody wants to get the hell out of there
at that point.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
So it's kind of in somewhat in some way fair
because how much was it for just you?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Twenty bucks? So yeah, still, I mean, what are you
you pay it to get out of it? You know,
everyone's trying to get out of the Flemington. Ye.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Also, something very exciting that's happening or happened last week
was that we launched our Goldiebee gold alixa face and
body oil.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yes, very exciting. I haven't tried it yet.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Would you like some?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
It creates It creates the ultimate no makeup makeup look.
So you do your face hand at night, wake up
in the morning, you put your oil on on your
face or your body wherever you want. And it's like
the most glossy, glassy.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
What's the oil look like?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
What does the bottle look like? Or what is the
actually like?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
What is it like? Is it like those trip things? No?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
No, So it's like a pump and you can like
pump it onto your face or body. It's beautiful, filled
with antioxidants, vitamins.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I'll get you some.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Thanks you. I didn't spray goldie last night, that's probably why.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
How often do you spray it every night? Do you
spray it every night? Wow?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Especially I know I'm coming into here, I've got something
on the next day.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Want to look good, one to look fresh?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
You gotta look good.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Okay, So last week we did Haunted stories. They were
from you guys.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
We got we only had time for one.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
We had time for own only one, and.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
We thought the other ones were worth bringing up because
that one was. I listened back to it as well, Fuck,
that was creepy. When you actually would actually listened back
to it. Listening to the story, I was like, Yeah,
that dude's creepy.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Creepy.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, I actually thought about it.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Well, you like, it's more creepy listening.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, Well, it was the first time I had heard
that story. So you know, when we hear these stories, guys,
this is the first time our producer sends them to us.
We blind listen, so like you're trying to piece it
together in your mind. And I mean, I really lost
how creepy that guy was till I heard it back
and he was standing at the bar, and I realized
that would be a really intimidating position for a girl
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to be in. Yeah, I'll tell you what. I Have
you seen Women of the Year, Not Women of the Year,
Woman of the Hour?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
On Netflix. A bit of the movie came up actually
on my Instagram the other day when it's from like
the seventies and the guy have you seen it? No? No,
some I'm just lying on you, guys, Okay, I thought
someone might have seen it in here and they're on
a dating show and the guy creeps her out and
follows her into the car park and she gives him
a fake number. It just reminded me of that real
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creepy stuff, Real creepy recommend that movie watch it.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
On the back of that episode.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Okay, shall we get into some more haunted dating stories
from you guys.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Let's do it. Let's do it, and I'm going to
read the first one out. I reckon, I've think practicing
my reading skills. I'm excited, excited. It's a short one,
it's a quick one, so I'll get into it. So
we put a tile up on the Instagram. This one
came through, guys. Please respond when we do that. We
love to hear from you guys. A friend of mine
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went on a date with a guy and it went
very well, so she continued. Of course, on the second
or third date, this guy said he was into piss play,
and he said this with some humor piss play, so
my friend thought he was joking and she joked along.
After some dates, they were ready to take the next
step and have sex. Somewhere in the act, the guy
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turned my friend into doggy style and she she began
to feel a warm and wet feeling on her back.
Turns out he peed on her, and when she realized,
she screamed, packed her things and hurried and left. They
are not dating anymore.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yuck. I feel like, Okay, if he was into it, sure,
and he's obviously like been upfront about it and been like,
I'm into this, But you can't just then piss on
someone like you have to be like, hey, can I
pee on you? Right?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Like?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I feel like that's like a consent thing.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Logistically, I'm going to talk about it as a man.
You can't pete you while you're erecked.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Oh, so you're saying logistically this story is no, I'm
just saying logistically, I'm saying, logistically, how's this guy doing it?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Maybe he just got a little bit soft. Maybe he
got soft for the fact that he wanted to pee
on her.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Maybe and then where's he kissing just on her back?
Is it rolling onto his bed?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I've got a theory.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Maybe he can't keep it hard and so therefore when
he does lose momentum, he's like, oh.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
I'm into piss play, gotta do away on you, Oh no,
what do you think about the fact that he did
it regardless of how it works? What do you think
about the fact of how it happened, how it played out.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I mean, you should probably get consent for that sort
of stuff from the girl. But then would he think
that already bringing it up is consent?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
No, No, it's not. So you got to ask in
the moment.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I feel like you need to be like, hey, what
a crazy thing to say to someone. But yeah, like
I don't want to, Like for anyone who's listening, who's
into that, like, that's fine, But for me, I'm like, no,
I wouldn't find that like arousing in any sort of way.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
If anything, it's like it has the opposite effect.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
It's a real dominance thing, I think from the one
taking the piss.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
You know. What's actually hilarious is like Michael said that
my worst toxic trait I do and I'm noticing I'm
doing it with you right now. So I'll be like,
would you do this in this Like I'll make like
a hypothetical situation and I'll be like, in this hypothetical situation,
what would you do? And he's like, but that situation
would never happen, so like, why do you ask me?
I'm like, but in my hypothetically but.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I could imagine yours with your husband would be quite
like you know, wrong answers only. So he's pretty trapped
in what answer?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
He says, No, I mean I'm quite open.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Would you if Michaels came home was like, I want to
spice things up.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
And PM me Yeah, I'd be like some like sexy.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Launchery, maybe some handcuffs, so I.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Would like feather bowlers, some.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Handcuffs, hot candle works.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Okay, our next haunted horror Sorry this one reads Okay.
So I live in a small town in regional New
South Wales, like proper small. Everyone knows who's eating, who,
who broke up, and whose cousin hooked up with whose ex.
I played for the local netball club, which basically doubles
as our social life out there. The footy boys train
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across the field, so we all end up in the
same pub most weekends. Anyway, there's this guy, Jake bit
of a classic country lad tall funny drives.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
A year his name Matthews to say what.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
We'd been chatting for ages, and then one Saturday night
after a big win, the whole club went out, and
Jake and I finally hooked up. It was fun, it
felt easy, and I woke up thinking maybe this could
actually go somewhere. Spoiler it did not. The next morning,
we're lying there chatting and he suddenly asks what my
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last name is. Weird question to ask post hookup, right,
I tell him, and he just goes like completely pale,
mouth open, staring at the ceiling quiet. Then he goes,
your mom's name isn't Sharon, is it? And I swear
to God my soul left my body because yeah, my
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mom's name is Sharon. He sits up, runs his hand
through his hair, and goes, oh, fuck, I didn't know
she had a daughter your age. Turns out he'd hooked
up with my mum a few months ago. My married mom.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Fuck, that's crazy. I didn't expect that.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I didn't expect that. I thought cousins or something.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah. Same.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
He met her at the pub one night and had
no clue who she was. Apparently she didn't mention my
dad or you know, the fact she has a twenty
four year old daughter who plays on the same bloody
club as him.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I didn't even say goodbye. I just grabbed my stuff
and left. A couple of days later, I confronted my mom.
She tried to deny it a first classic, but then
when I said his name, she just looked at me
like she'd seen a ghost. Said it was a mistake.
I said, yeah, no kidding. Now I can't even show
my face at the courts because the footy boys definitely know,
and the girls keep asking why I'm avoiding training. I
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ended up switching clubs because I couldn't handle seeing him
or her pretending nothing had happened at family dinners. I
wish there was a big explosive ending I could give
you or tell you where we are as a family now,
but I truthfully have still kept this to myself. Would
love to hear how you'd go about this. Thanks Anna
and Matt Crickets.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I don't know, like I.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Thought that they were going to be cousins or something,
So did I. She said the whole like small country town,
blah blah blah. I did not expect that.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh no, And how do you tell your old man
that your mum's sleeping with a twenty was? How old
was he?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I mean, I'm assuming similar a.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Similar old that you've hooked up with as well.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, you know when you get that like sinking feeling
in your tummy, Like when when he said it was
the mom, I was like, oh, like yuck. I mean
it wouldn't have been parents, Like stop having said.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Nona, you're a parent, to say you're a parent. I mean,
it wouldn't have been the story wouldn't have been as
bad if she wasn't married the mom. Right then it's
just like a little mishap.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
No, that's still bad. Imagine sleeping with the same person
as your dad.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
No is your mom?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
No, I'm saying for you if you want to know,
we wouldn't. That's so weird. That so bad.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
My dad doesn't sleep.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
How do you know?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Because like you said, parents just stop having sex.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
That's what we think. You know, you know a parent? Right?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah? I don't know. She I should she tell her
dad that he cheated? Like who wants to be that person,
especially to your own parents?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Like who wants to break up the family in it?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
But you have to in a way because like there's
no way he should be walking around knowing that his
wife's looking up shouldn't know that his wife's hooking up
with younger people. That's true, Like he deserves to know.
But do you want to be that person? Do you
write him a letter? Do you send him an anonymous text?
I don't know what do you do a p I?
What's a p I? Is she? Is she serial cheating?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Like you know, I feel like one situ.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Do you play this podcast to him?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Remember the last it happened and it went around It
was like a small country town and we got like
a and.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
It was it wasn't really close to him. My mom
was further out and it went.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Through the whole of the podcast, went through the whole.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Town garfield or something. Yeah, that's still I wonder how
they're going actually, I know.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Okay, back to this story, what do they do? Do
you think she should tell?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I think she should tell. Yeah, as the guy, I
feel like he deserves to know. But from you, that's
rough and that's heavy, and that's.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
It's such a heavy burden either way, Like not telling
is heavy and then telling is also heavy. And then
I imagine, if your dad's really sad, he cheat it on,
So that's sad too.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
That's sad. Yeah, why did she cheat his suck? Dude?
Break up with him? Just break up don't sleep with
the funny tool, good looking guy from him as you
just break up with him.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
This is not about you, This is not about you.
I think. Yeah, I don't even know what my advice is.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I I'm saying, Talim, tell him. Make sure he knows
he doesn't deserve to have his wife doing that to him.
Tell him he deserves to know, because I would want
to know if I was in that position.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
I would want to know too, especially like it's so embarrassing,
like your kids knowing that getting cheated on.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Imagine your kid telling you.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
What she should probably do if she wants him to
find out is say to the mum, you need to
tell him, or I will.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I love it there.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
You hope to God that the balls.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Up and tell him.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
That's why I can tell your mum give him, give
her an ultimatum and they.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Could work on it maybe, because then it's like she's
come to the table and said, hey, I fucked up.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Can we work on this?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Like she obviously still wants to be with him, otherwise
there would be divorced, right, And the people do stay
in relationships of cheating.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, and you stay with someone when they don't want
to be with them, just for.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
The just for the company. Yeah, isn't the company.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I don't know, I mean it must be.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
It's just like people hate change and like are afraid
to make a change, like really quickly.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yeah. And I can see how some relationships you would
feel trapped almost and then leaving seems like a more
daunting at than staying there. Yeah, I could. I could
definitely see that. Yeah, but yeah, it takes a strong
person to leave.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah. And also just like mentally processing it in your head.
Oh yeah, it can take.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Ages, top minute, Yeah, it can take a while. And
and people who have been there for longer than a
longer period of time, you're full, like you said, fully
changing your life, so it can be quite daunting. As always, guys,
send us your stories. It can be in the form
of a writing one or a voice note, preferably voice notes.
(25:31):
I don't have to read them about guys, but you
know I'm not pushing you in any direction. Please send
him in. We'll read them out and we'll react to him.
And until next time, Anna
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Bye bye, see you, guys.
Good morning, Anna, good morning. Where's your head at?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I was up four times last night, which was an
all time record persuade.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
He is teething at the moment.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
So nothing you can do to stop the pain, I mean.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Not really, just like giving him cold things to put
in his mouth, and then my mom cold in sick
to her babysitting duties.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Podcast. He's at home with Michael. I had to leave
him at home. But yeah, your mammy, she's just got
the flu and she didn't want to pass it on
to him, which is good, So I'm grateful that she
called him sick.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You don't want the flu either. I don't want the
clue either. You don't want them a scene against it. Actually,
I can't afford to get the flu this summer. Just
don't want it.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You don't really get the flu in summer, though, do you. Well?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Your mom's got it?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah? Is it summer yet?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, it is now officially festive season, so speaky season
is over. Great segwe.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
That was not a good segway. I genuinely wanted to
know if it was summer yet.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
No, it's not. It's December the first. But have you
put your Christmas decorations off.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I actually haven't, but in saying that, I'm going to
do it early this year because we're going away to
Hamilton Island. I don't even know if I've told you
this that I'm going to hamiltonlond have.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I Yeah, I feel like somewhere at.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Some point family vak with my calendar. Actually it's so
weird that you still have my calendar. But yeah, we're
going to Hamilton Island.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So I want Swaye to have like a Christmas tree
in the house for like most of November.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, have you got your Christmas tree up?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Well, my mum and my family put the Christmas trout.
We did it over the weekend. Really, yeah, we did
it from November.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
The pretty cute.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I mean, I love Christmas. My whole family loves Christmas,
so we know, yeah, just put it straight up. I've
already started watching Christmas movies, have you see?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
That's a little premature really, Although Elfe did up on
my like you might want.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
To watch list on Netflix, and I was like, oh.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I do like Elf, but I feel like for me,
Christmas movies start December first.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, my Christmas movies that I've started, I'll be honest.
A movie is based in the snow, so The Shining,
which isn't really a Christmas movie, but it's like, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Because it's snowy's snowy, but it's not even snowy in Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
But the whole vibe of Christmas is the snow. So
I'm starting with some movies in the snow. Then I'll
move into like some like Christmas horrors, and then I'll
go from there into the full blown Christmas movies.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Do you know that it's my dream to do Christmas
in New York? Yes, full snow.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yes, that would be amazing. And apparently you can do
stay where he did where Kevin stayed in Home alone too,
really beautiful thing.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It'd be expensive though to stay, Oh yeah, absolutely would
be worth heaps.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
And ice skating, like the ice skating rings.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That'd be cool. Like do you know what, speaking of
snow and Christmas, I'll tell you what my FOURU page
on TikTok has been doing me so dirty recently. Why
it's just fucking Lapland stuff, isn't it. Yeah, it's just
like the best way to spend laugh with this Christmas
in Lapland and I'm but.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Also like the fact that you've done that and have
ticked that off the bucket list, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I do. I did think about it that way the
other day. I did think that, like, I'm blessed that
I got to experience that, see the norm then lights
and all that sort of stuff. But it was just
like I was looking at all the stuff I've done
in that I was like, Oh, this sucks.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Is it somewhere you would go back to ever again?
Or would you say, like, you've been there, done it,
ticked the box.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'd love to go back, but I feel like it
feel weird. Yeah, it'd feel very weird. No, I'm back there.
I don't know. Maybe one day, maybe one day, Yeah,
who knows.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
It is funny though, because the algorithm, like if you've
watched like something you've watched like a whole video, then
it's like, cool, let's serve him more lapland stuff, because.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's either that or it's fucking I played it on
the podcast a couple of weeks ago, Damon and Elena
now dancing to feel so.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Close to you, wish that was a life for you,
but to.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Feel so close to you so songs playing as well,
and I'm like, dude, give me a break for you, Like,
fucking hell, you're just throwing it in my face.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Now, my algorithm is not I don't even think I
should like say it because it's a bit dark.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But what is it.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It's like persuades starting to eat solid food, or like
we're starting him on food because he's almost six months
and he's reaching for food. So it's like signs that
he really wants to start food.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Mushy apples and that.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, you can just like mush up like avocado or
carrot or something like.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
A jar and you eat it. Babies, That stuff tastes
so good.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I actually do kind of like, for some weird reason,
have a member from my childhood of that. Yes, for
some reason from your own childhood.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I think maybe because Emma as well would eat it
and I was like maybe ten at that point, so
I remember trying it and it's like really sugary, isn't
it really nice?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I remember that from my childhood. Now it's like I
think it's we're in now the era of like home cooked.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah, right, you the apples yourself. You don't open the jar, I.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Think, I mean, you can still buy pouches and stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I remember I used to have like banana rusks when
I was little, and I used to steal my brothers
when he was a baby. Anyway, they just kind of
reminded me of like the same story of the apple.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I'm speaking of that so'sy off the breast milk. No
day is pumping.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, I pump, I feed. I'm just like one of.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
My mates fiances is. I think his kids around the
same age of Swede. Actually, yeah, she was a Derby
day with us, so she had to pump, yeah, pump
and dump, pump and dump. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I've been breastfeeding his whole life. He's only just started
solids and we've never had tried formula. But we need
to try formula now because there's so many different brands
and I'm like, I need to know which one he likes.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
So anyway, that's where we're at.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I can make a good formula before, just a baby formula.
I know how to make it. So do you sterilize
the thing and then you put two forty of water
and then four scoops in and shake made than them
all the time. I know what I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Doing speaking of formula, but not really but I thought
you were saying you can make a good formula, and
I thought you meant like a punch, like an alcoholic punch.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yes, Halloween, Halloween party. How was that for you?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
It was fun.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
You were having a good time.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Do you know what was really annoying is like I
got double blacks, but I forgot that they were double black,
So I had like in my mind, I had like four.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Cans' eight drinks, which.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Is eight drinks, and I like the most I've had
I reckon since Swaede's been alive has been like maybe
three three and a half, maybe four macs. Anyway, I
had four cans of double blacks. I had three of them, and.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I had a couple of glass champagne.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Laura gave me glass chair pain. You're right, that's why
I was so hungover. Anyway, I had like, you're pretty,
you're having fun.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I'm not gonna say your hammered, but you having fun.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
But like, the thing is is like because we got
there at like seven, and we had to leave at
ten forty five because Michael's parents were looking after you,
so we wanted to be like at the house by
eleven so they could leave because otherwise it's gonna be
way too late of a night for them. I feel
like it all kicked in us. I was leaving and
I was like, whoa, I'm really drunk.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Really as you were leaving, I wouldn't say it was
when you were leaving, Really was that that drug?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
You're pretty white girl, like you're just have fun. You're
just a woo girl. I'll say that forever.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
But I'm a wo girl when I'm sober. You know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You're a wo girl.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I don't know what was I doing?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Whoo? And I asked you to take photos of me.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I got some good photos of you.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Okay, okay, some shit photos of me? Okay, okay, all right,
wait where are your photos?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh my god? No, wait what it's one photo? I
think they're good. What's wrong with that? I like the
blurry you like that that That.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
One's pretty cool, the blurry effect in that one.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Look do you do one thing?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I will say to the but you were gassing me
up though the whole time. You're like, these are great.
There's great.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That is me as a person like I feel like
my friends like you take a.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Photo that's not too bad actually, and I can see
it in the thing there.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
But look, one thing I will say to you is
this the photos that you think are good of yourself.
I'm looking at them and I'm like, you should have
posted that, should have posted that.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
How funny is that? Though?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Like perception, the words around that.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
The words right out of my mouth perception. But no,
I was fighting because I looked back at them and
I was like, God, I can't even see my face
in this one, and You're like, so good.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Well, I was trying to do the blurry effect because
it was like mood lighting.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
There was like the deco was incredible? Or did such
such a good job? Did you see the Halloween party
I've ever been to?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Did you see the witch cauldron? And it was like
actually bubbling? That was cool?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, it was really cool and like the clouds with
like the lightning on the table, like it was just incredible.
She did an incredible job. She did, So whoever has
is doing Halloween work, cut out me.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Do I smoke bombed in the end?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Did you?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah? I got out of there.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Why.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I just knew if I stay, it's going to be
it's going to go up. It's going to go up.
And I was like, I got Derby Day the next day.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So are you drunk?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh No, I wouldn't say I was drunk. I was
probably tipsy. Yeah, yeah, I only had a six pack abos.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, summer have double blacks.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Honestly, Yeah, I said that when I was like eighteen.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
But like the thing the thing from is like when
I'm drinking, I'll have like a glass of red wine.
Yeah you know what I mean. So like when I'm
at like I don't really go to Like the last
time I went to a house party was probably your
house party back when you were single, like three years
ago that street. That is genuinely the last house party
I've been to.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That haleeen party we had. Yeah, yeah that probably was.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
So I'm like, what do you bring to a house party?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Like I can't bring a bottle of wine with my
own glass like in a locagim.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I had a lot of fun. I thought it was
a very It was fun. But yeah, I Derby Day
the next day. Derby Day was fun. I went with
my mates like a last second ticket.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
We were in like the nursery area, and I reckon
I wouldn't change that for anything, being it was all
my best mates.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It did look like a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
It was so much fun. Yeah, yeah, just talking with
them and you can bring your own piss in so
like an eski and like sit there and drink. It
was unbelievable fun.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, it looked. It did look like a good time,
I will say.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
And then it's like finishes at five and we're sitting
around it's like seven thirty. I'm like, what do we
We've got to go?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
How do you get out of there? Like, who's driving?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
We caught a cab but they charged through the roof.
It's actually criminal. We really down the road and he
charged two hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Ten minutes down the road.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Two hundred bucks criminal.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
That is fucked.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, yeah, okay, it was twenty bucks age.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
At the end of the day maxi taxi loaded with people.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
True, but still he knows that everyone's going to just
split it. So he's like, he.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Knows everybody wants to get the hell out of there
at that point.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
So it's kind of in somewhat in some way fair
because how much was it for just you?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Twenty bucks? So yeah, still, I mean, what are you
you pay it to get out of it? You know,
everyone's trying to get out of the Flemington. Ye.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Also, something very exciting that's happening or happened last week
was that we launched our Goldiebee gold alixa face and
body oil.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yes, very exciting. I haven't tried it yet.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Would you like some?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
It creates It creates the ultimate no makeup makeup look.
So you do your face hand at night, wake up
in the morning, you put your oil on on your
face or your body wherever you want. And it's like
the most glossy, glassy.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
What's the oil look like?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
What does the bottle look like? Or what is the
actually like?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
What is it like? Is it like those trip things? No?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
No, So it's like a pump and you can like
pump it onto your face or body. It's beautiful, filled
with antioxidants, vitamins.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I'll get you some.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Thanks you. I didn't spray goldie last night, that's probably why.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
How often do you spray it every night? Do you
spray it every night? Wow?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Especially I know I'm coming into here, I've got something
on the next day.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Want to look good, one to look fresh?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
You gotta look good.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Okay, So last week we did Haunted stories. They were
from you guys.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
We got we only had time for one.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
We had time for own only one, and.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
We thought the other ones were worth bringing up because
that one was. I listened back to it as well, Fuck,
that was creepy. When you actually would actually listened back
to it. Listening to the story, I was like, Yeah,
that dude's creepy.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Creepy.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, I actually thought about it.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Well, you like, it's more creepy listening.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, Well, it was the first time I had heard
that story. So you know, when we hear these stories, guys,
this is the first time our producer sends them to us.
We blind listen, so like you're trying to piece it
together in your mind. And I mean, I really lost
how creepy that guy was till I heard it back
and he was standing at the bar, and I realized
that would be a really intimidating position for a girl
(13:37):
to be in. Yeah, I'll tell you what. I Have
you seen Women of the Year, Not Women of the Year,
Woman of the Hour?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
On Netflix. A bit of the movie came up actually
on my Instagram the other day when it's from like
the seventies and the guy have you seen it? No? No,
some I'm just lying on you, guys, Okay, I thought
someone might have seen it in here and they're on
a dating show and the guy creeps her out and
follows her into the car park and she gives him
a fake number. It just reminded me of that real
(14:03):
creepy stuff, Real creepy recommend that movie watch it.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
On the back of that episode.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Okay, shall we get into some more haunted dating stories
from you guys.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Let's do it. Let's do it, and I'm going to
read the first one out. I reckon, I've think practicing
my reading skills. I'm excited, excited. It's a short one,
it's a quick one, so I'll get into it. So
we put a tile up on the Instagram. This one
came through, guys. Please respond when we do that. We
love to hear from you guys. A friend of mine
(14:35):
went on a date with a guy and it went
very well, so she continued. Of course, on the second
or third date, this guy said he was into piss play,
and he said this with some humor piss play, so
my friend thought he was joking and she joked along.
After some dates, they were ready to take the next
step and have sex. Somewhere in the act, the guy
(14:57):
turned my friend into doggy style and she she began
to feel a warm and wet feeling on her back.
Turns out he peed on her, and when she realized,
she screamed, packed her things and hurried and left. They
are not dating anymore.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yuck. I feel like, Okay, if he was into it, sure,
and he's obviously like been upfront about it and been like,
I'm into this, But you can't just then piss on
someone like you have to be like, hey, can I
pee on you? Right?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Like?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I feel like that's like a consent thing.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Logistically, I'm going to talk about it as a man.
You can't pete you while you're erecked.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Oh, so you're saying logistically this story is no, I'm
just saying logistically, I'm saying, logistically, how's this guy doing it?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Maybe he just got a little bit soft. Maybe he
got soft for the fact that he wanted to pee
on her.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Maybe and then where's he kissing just on her back?
Is it rolling onto his bed?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I've got a theory.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Maybe he can't keep it hard and so therefore when
he does lose momentum, he's like, oh.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
I'm into piss play, gotta do away on you, Oh no,
what do you think about the fact that he did
it regardless of how it works? What do you think
about the fact of how it happened, how it played out.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I mean, you should probably get consent for that sort
of stuff from the girl. But then would he think
that already bringing it up is consent?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
No, No, it's not. So you got to ask in
the moment.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
I feel like you need to be like, hey, what
a crazy thing to say to someone. But yeah, like
I don't want to, Like for anyone who's listening, who's
into that, like, that's fine, But for me, I'm like, no,
I wouldn't find that like arousing in any sort of way.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
If anything, it's like it has the opposite effect.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
It's a real dominance thing, I think from the one
taking the piss.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
You know. What's actually hilarious is like Michael said that
my worst toxic trait I do and I'm noticing I'm
doing it with you right now. So I'll be like,
would you do this in this Like I'll make like
a hypothetical situation and I'll be like, in this hypothetical situation,
what would you do? And he's like, but that situation
would never happen, so like, why do you ask me?
I'm like, but in my hypothetically but.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I could imagine yours with your husband would be quite
like you know, wrong answers only. So he's pretty trapped
in what answer?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
He says, No, I mean I'm quite open.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Would you if Michaels came home was like, I want to
spice things up.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
And PM me Yeah, I'd be like some like sexy.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Launchery, maybe some handcuffs, so I.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Would like feather bowlers, some.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Handcuffs, hot candle works.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Okay, our next haunted horror Sorry this one reads Okay.
So I live in a small town in regional New
South Wales, like proper small. Everyone knows who's eating, who,
who broke up, and whose cousin hooked up with whose ex.
I played for the local netball club, which basically doubles
as our social life out there. The footy boys train
(18:16):
across the field, so we all end up in the
same pub most weekends. Anyway, there's this guy, Jake bit
of a classic country lad tall funny drives.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
A year his name Matthews to say what.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
We'd been chatting for ages, and then one Saturday night
after a big win, the whole club went out, and
Jake and I finally hooked up. It was fun, it
felt easy, and I woke up thinking maybe this could
actually go somewhere. Spoiler it did not. The next morning,
we're lying there chatting and he suddenly asks what my
(18:53):
last name is. Weird question to ask post hookup, right,
I tell him, and he just goes like completely pale,
mouth open, staring at the ceiling quiet. Then he goes,
your mom's name isn't Sharon, is it? And I swear
to God my soul left my body because yeah, my
(19:14):
mom's name is Sharon. He sits up, runs his hand
through his hair, and goes, oh, fuck, I didn't know
she had a daughter your age. Turns out he'd hooked
up with my mum a few months ago. My married mom.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Fuck, that's crazy. I didn't expect that.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I didn't expect that. I thought cousins or something.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah. Same.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
He met her at the pub one night and had
no clue who she was. Apparently she didn't mention my
dad or you know, the fact she has a twenty
four year old daughter who plays on the same bloody
club as him.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I didn't even say goodbye. I just grabbed my stuff
and left. A couple of days later, I confronted my mom.
She tried to deny it a first classic, but then
when I said his name, she just looked at me
like she'd seen a ghost. Said it was a mistake.
I said, yeah, no kidding. Now I can't even show
my face at the courts because the footy boys definitely know,
and the girls keep asking why I'm avoiding training. I
(20:15):
ended up switching clubs because I couldn't handle seeing him
or her pretending nothing had happened at family dinners. I
wish there was a big explosive ending I could give
you or tell you where we are as a family now,
but I truthfully have still kept this to myself. Would
love to hear how you'd go about this. Thanks Anna
and Matt Crickets.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I don't know, like I.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Thought that they were going to be cousins or something,
So did I. She said the whole like small country town,
blah blah blah. I did not expect that.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh no, And how do you tell your old man
that your mum's sleeping with a twenty was? How old
was he?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I mean, I'm assuming similar a.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Similar old that you've hooked up with as well.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, you know when you get that like sinking feeling
in your tummy, Like when when he said it was
the mom, I was like, oh, like yuck. I mean
it wouldn't have been parents, Like stop having said.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Nona, you're a parent, to say you're a parent. I mean,
it wouldn't have been the story wouldn't have been as
bad if she wasn't married the mom. Right then it's
just like a little mishap.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
No, that's still bad. Imagine sleeping with the same person
as your dad.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
No is your mom?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
No, I'm saying for you if you want to know,
we wouldn't. That's so weird. That so bad.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
My dad doesn't sleep.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
How do you know?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Because like you said, parents just stop having sex.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
That's what we think. You know, you know a parent? Right?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah? I don't know. She I should she tell her
dad that he cheated? Like who wants to be that person,
especially to your own parents?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Like who wants to break up the family in it?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
But you have to in a way because like there's
no way he should be walking around knowing that his
wife's looking up shouldn't know that his wife's hooking up
with younger people. That's true, Like he deserves to know.
But do you want to be that person? Do you
write him a letter? Do you send him an anonymous text?
I don't know what do you do a p I?
What's a p I? Is she? Is she serial cheating?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Like you know, I feel like one situ.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Do you play this podcast to him?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Remember the last it happened and it went around It
was like a small country town and we got like
a and.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
It was it wasn't really close to him. My mom
was further out and it went.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Through the whole of the podcast, went through the whole.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Town garfield or something. Yeah, that's still I wonder how
they're going actually, I know.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Okay, back to this story, what do they do? Do
you think she should tell?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I think she should tell. Yeah, as the guy, I
feel like he deserves to know. But from you, that's
rough and that's heavy, and that's.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
It's such a heavy burden either way, Like not telling
is heavy and then telling is also heavy. And then
I imagine, if your dad's really sad, he cheat it on,
So that's sad too.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
That's sad. Yeah, why did she cheat his suck? Dude?
Break up with him? Just break up don't sleep with
the funny tool, good looking guy from him as you
just break up with him.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
This is not about you, This is not about you.
I think. Yeah, I don't even know what my advice is.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I I'm saying, Talim, tell him. Make sure he knows
he doesn't deserve to have his wife doing that to him.
Tell him he deserves to know, because I would want
to know if I was in that position.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
I would want to know too, especially like it's so embarrassing,
like your kids knowing that getting cheated on.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Imagine your kid telling you.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
What she should probably do if she wants him to
find out is say to the mum, you need to
tell him, or I will.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I love it there.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
You hope to God that the balls.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Up and tell him.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
That's why I can tell your mum give him, give
her an ultimatum and they.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Could work on it maybe, because then it's like she's
come to the table and said, hey, I fucked up.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Can we work on this?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Like she obviously still wants to be with him, otherwise
there would be divorced, right, And the people do stay
in relationships of cheating.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, and you stay with someone when they don't want
to be with them, just for.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
The just for the company. Yeah, isn't the company.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I don't know, I mean it must be.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
It's just like people hate change and like are afraid
to make a change, like really quickly.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yeah. And I can see how some relationships you would
feel trapped almost and then leaving seems like a more
daunting at than staying there. Yeah, I could. I could
definitely see that. Yeah, but yeah, it takes a strong
person to leave.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah. And also just like mentally processing it in your head.
Oh yeah, it can take.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Ages, top minute, Yeah, it can take a while. And
and people who have been there for longer than a
longer period of time, you're full, like you said, fully
changing your life, so it can be quite daunting. As always, guys,
send us your stories. It can be in the form
of a writing one or a voice note, preferably voice notes.
(25:31):
I don't have to read them about guys, but you
know I'm not pushing you in any direction. Please send
him in. We'll read them out and we'll react to him.
And until next time, Anna
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Bye bye, see you, guys.
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