06-23-25 Of The Day - Benjamin Allbright

Dad joke of the day, word of the day, Mandy's trivia question of the day & jeopardy! It's OF THE DAY! Today's opponent: Benjamin Allbright.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Albright has entered the shot. He's in the studio
right now. You know, I was just doing a show
welcome back. Well, thank you. I'm so happy. It's two
forty nine. So exhausted. I'm just like, oh, I just
have to stay awake till like eight o'clock. I have it.
You haven't done the full Oh no, well, the day
we got back, we got back Thursday. We landed at

(00:20):
twelve thirty noon noon. I came home. I made it
till four pm when I fell asleep in my chair.
Oh you're still cycling through.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
But then I slept like thirteen hours on Thursday night,
and I got cocky. I was like, oh, look at me.
I'm like back, No, that's a lie. I haven't really
slept since then. You can't sleep on the plane of
the canyon, No I can. I well, I sleep anyway.
I cannot. I can't sleep in my bed, ben so
why would I be able to sleep in an airplane?
So enough, there you go. But now it's time for

(00:50):
the most exciting segment on the radio.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I'm it's fine, well done you, Mandy. If you told
her he did of the day when he filled in
for you, I did he did pretty well?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, very good. He is doing pretty well, very good.
Crushed Ryan ever, spirits so bad he had to take vacation. Well,
you know, I mean Ryan, he's delicate, Yes, sensitive, sensitive.
I don't want to you know, don't don't hurt him
too much. It's a sensitive part of a guy.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
What is our dad joke today?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Please? You've been gone a long time, so I got
two for four years. Okay, did you hear about the
kid napping in the park. No, he woke up.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
God you leaned on napping on that?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, you sort of.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
If you're just kidnapping in the park, it would yeah, yeah, yeah,
love the day.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Okay, even if a bear is wearing shoes and socks,
we'll still have bear feet anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Today's word of the day, please Anthony.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
It is an adjective convivial. Convivial v I V I
A L.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
W mean easy to get along with, sort of a
fun person to be around. Somebody who's easy. I can't
think of and I don't even know if that's right.
I don't know this one.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I don't what's waiting to occupied with or fond of feasting,
drinking and good company?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Fun person exactly. You're a convivial sort. I I have
been known to be what is the adjective today's trivia question? Glabrous?
Mean g L A B R O U S. Glabrous.
It sounds like something that's gelatinous to me, you know
what I mean? Glabrous. It doesn't sound flattering at all.

(02:37):
It sounds kind of gross. Oh jeez, I'm exactly wrong.
Smooth It is commonly used to describe a surface like
the skin or leaves that has no hair or down glabrous.
All right, that one up anyway?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
What is our jeopardy category measure?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
This ugh? Contrary to its name, this signature cowboy except
three would actually hold about ninety six ounces, then.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Be a ten gallon hat. Correct form of a question, DN,
what is You're like a pro?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Now, dude? All right? So no wiggle room used by junks?
And is it schooners alike? It's about one point five miles?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Then not not a mile?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, that's not codize all right.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Due to drying and planning, the piece of lumber known
by this name is actually.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
What is a two by four?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
That is correct? Bring your ho This unit of land
is equal to fifty three. What's the hecktaire fifty three
and sixty square paint?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
What is an acre that is correct?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
And in a blood pressure reading such as one hundred
and fifteen over seventy five, the numbers represent these of
mercury dies are. That's what systemic millimeters. Okay, wow, blobbering, Yeah,

(04:06):
she arrested.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
And I'm not good at messering exhibition game, pre season,
I'm not good at measuring here all week. So by
the end of the week we'll have assuming I ever
get to sleep.