10-08-25 Of The Day - Nick Ferguson

Dad joke of the day, word of the day, Mandy's trivia question of the day & jeopardy! It's OF THE DAY! Today's opponent: Nick Ferguson.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now it's time for the most exciting segment all the
radio of it's kind the world.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh jeezh oh boy, oh yikes.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Oh, trying to get my calendar.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Oh lord, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
I'm going to see here, Texter said, saw Dolly partner
in her theater and pigeon ford. She said. The reason
her feet are so small as things don't grow in
the shade.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
All right, that's.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Why she is a national treasure right there, right there. Okay,
what's our dad joke?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Please?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Before I do get to the dad joke, I want
to say this of the day dedicated because I won't
get a chance to before Friday. Dedicated to our friends
Devin and Darien getting married this Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
And now are you off tomorrow and Friday or just
half like half the day tomorrow and then all Friday,
So you're leaving halfway through my show? Yes, that's all
I care about. You're just hoping yours truly doesn't drop
the ball being their MC for the reception. Let me
just say this, if you guys want a wedding's EMC
that is going to plan it out perfectly and do
an amazing job. It's going to be one mister anthony.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Right, Okay, what is our word of the dad joke
is getting married is great because on one hand you
get to wear a ring and on the other hand
you don't thank you on that thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
What is our word of the day to day?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Do you know what a mini mooney is?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
A mini mooney? M I N I m O n
y mini mini money? Alimony is marriage patrimony mini it's
it's the it's combining two tiny things.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Is a smaller wedding, Yeah, more intimate affair? A mini
mo who comes.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Over this time?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
People that don't want to spend a lot of money
on a wedding and they make it sound fancy by
giving it into our mini mooney to stop it thrifty? Okay,
cost effective? Cost effective. Now we're now were talking. What
country did Jane Goodall conduct her groundbreaking studies of chimpanzees.
I believe it's I think it's Tanzania. I'm almost positive Cambodia, Tanzania.

(02:12):
Her work illuminated the intelligence and emotional lives of chimpanzees,
and she obviously just recently passed away. So there you go, Perkusson,
how can you not she's hanging out with chimpanzees all
the time.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Seriously, Okay, what are we doing keeping the theme going
on your wedding day? Okay, yes, a true MVP an
unwed m o h.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
What is made of honor?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
That is correct? Martha Stewart dot com says, if you
don't go for tossing this item.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Man, what's the bouquet?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Correct? Nickle? Presidential speech writer David Litt said, for a
speech by the guy with this title, keep things positive
and don't upstage.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
What is the best?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Man? That is correct?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Colleleah'm struggling with that.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Watch out if the small child with this two word
job of toating small items down the aisle?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
What's ring bear?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
That is correct?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Nick?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
You're so close, Like if you guys could see Nicky.
He reacts physically, but no words come out of his mouth.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
So that's the problem. The sweep a page boy may
carry this item trailing behind the bride, but someone else
flofs it at the altar. Nick is a train? Is correct? Yeah?
Very nice.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Nick's on the board, But too little, too little time.
That's what you really do?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Well?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I mean you just have to make a noise. Because
nick literally physically reacts. You can tell He's a man
who worked with his body as as a living. He
physically moves, but no words come out of his mouth.
So it's like he's ready to make the tackle, but
you gotta say tackle. You know, you have to actually perform.
You do have to actually seal video and get that done.

(03:55):
I'll leave the tackling to you.