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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now it's time for the most exciting segment all the
radio of.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Its god in the world of the day.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
All right, what is our dad joke of the day, please, Anthony,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Think I'll ever find a stable job because honestly, I'm
not that comfortable around horses.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
That was bad. I knew where that was going as
soon as you said I did, I really did. I
was thinking about it, you know, being a horround horses,
et cetera, et cetera. Anyway, today's word of the day, please.
It is a noun parsimony. Oh, this is one of
those words that I always have to look up when
I see it. When you're splitting hairs, you're parsing something.
(00:42):
Maybe that sounds kind of right when you're parson. It's
a parsimony is being, it's snobbery, it's looking down your
nose at someone.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Extreme frugality or stingyness.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Parsimony.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I'm not parsimonia. So I'm just thrifty. Mercury is the
closest planet to the Sun on average. How close is
it in miles?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I will say seven thousand.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I'm gonna say one hundred thousand miles. Have absolutely no idea.
Come on, guess, guess thirty six million miles and you'd
be right. Oh my, yeah, we're a little under I'm
assuming if we were right, you're right, it would have
already burned to a crisp by Now. Yeah, I'm not
good at space stuff. I freely admit that. All right?
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What is our jeopardy category?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
What other than Christmas? Movie? Coorse in twenty eighteen Bendedict Cumberbatch.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
By what is Grinch? Correct?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Alistair sim is among those?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
What is a Christmas Carol? No? Dang it?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Among those who have played this? Dickensian Mayn Crystal Crystal.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Who has Epenezer screots correct?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Basically his heartwarming Frank Capra classic It's a Wonderful Life correct?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
What is.
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In this film? Santa Tell's buddy? There are thirty? Dang it?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
What is elf?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
What's the score? Two to one? Here we go.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Two memorable bits from this nineteen eighty three classic, the
leg lamp Crystal Mandy?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
What is a Christmas store? That a tie? That's a
tie to two good?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Let's go to wearable Techugh Friendship bracelets inspired Kim Shuey's
designs for this rhyming brand of high tech trackers.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Crystal Crystal. What is fipit?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
That is oh.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Dang it, Crystal winds and a T and you had one.
You always talked about your I know now I'm on.
I've moved on my garment, and I will say my
garment is a far superior brought I have. I have
the Samsung the same, I might I might switch over.
Google's gotta watch now and I love my Google phone.
I just got a new Pixel and I'm gonna tell
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you Samsung phone. Yeah. Together. This is how they get
your Crystal. They get you in the family and then
you're like, oh gee, I might get something else and
they're like, no, no, no, that won't wapp Now I'm
gonna need to like, I gotta Samsung fridge. I just
saw a post on X that said, no I nuts.
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I can't remember what I was gonna say, but I'm
out of time anyway, Crystal, I'll see you next time.
Merry Christmas, Marry Chris, Young Lady