December 2, 2021 • 31 mins
Trevor chronicles the career of outgoing German chancellor Angela Merkel, Desi Lydic highlights 2021's celebrity couples, and William Jackson Harper discusses "Love Life."
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You're listening to Comedy Central. The you know, the Spotify
wrap thing that came out. They did that with emojis
for no reason, like no one asked for it, and
they were like, here the most popular emojis ever, and like,
like one of the most popular is like the crying
face ones. But it's like all the crying ones like crying, laughing, crying,
crying sort of crying. Like I find that those crying
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things are confusing, do you know what I mean? Because
like I can't tell which ones are like crying crying
any you know what I mean? Like people would be
like my grandma died. That's what it seems like. It
it seems wrong. Also, like you can't have the best
emojis or like the most because they always put the
recently used ones up front. And the reason we use
them because we're lazy. Like that's not actually an accurate
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representation of what you think of, Like your friends spaghetti,
you know what I'm saying. You just chose that emoji
because it was there. You're like, yeah, hot eyes, that's
not how you feel about the spaghetti. You're just not
gonna go look for spaghetti. Deep down, You're like, I'm
just lazy, put hot eyes and then like the skull.
That's how I felt. The spaghetti was loving and it killed.
I don't know. My favorite emoji is the praying hands one.
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I think it's the most versatile. You can use it
for anything. You can be like, hey girl, you up?
You know what I mean. You can be like, hey,
I heard your grandmother passed away. You know, yeah, she up.
It's coming to you from the herd of Times in
New York City, the only city in America. It's The
Daily here tonight. Don't be merco. That's ower. Couple's up
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and it's William Jackson Harper. It is The Daily Show
with Trevor. Hey, what's going on? Everybody? Welcome to The
Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. Let's jump straight into today's headlines.
We kick things off with Omicron, the worst transformer ever.
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So it was a car and then it became a virus. Yesterday,
the first case was identified right here in the United States,
and it didn't take long for the sequel to come out.
We do begin this hour with breaking news on the pandemic.
The second confirmed case of the Omicron variant in the
United States has just been confirmed this one in Minnesota.
We don't know much about the patient yet, except that
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they had only traveled domestically. Health officials say that the
man developed mild symptoms on November after going to an
anime convention in New York City. Fifty three thousand people
attended that event between November and one when now the
city wants those attendees to get a COVID test immediately,
where face masks and practice social distancing until they get
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their test results back. That's right, one of the first
US cases of the new COVID variant. Maybe an adult
man who attended an anime convention, I mean, which is good.
At least we know that it's not transmitted via eye contact. No,
but I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I love enemy honestly I do.
In fact, when I heard about this, I wanted if
the guy got infected in anime style. It's omecron It's
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power and stronger than any other barrier I've ever seen.
It's got so many spikes. I should have gotten a
booster shot. Oh if I don't breathe, maybe I can
survive my war, so then the shindo. But people, please
remember this, Please remember this. We shouldn't be surprised when
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we find more and more cases. Okay, because only Crown
is like those microscopic bugs that live in your eyelashes.
Even if you don't see them, you know that they're there,
ye laughing at you, not all the spiders that crawl
into your mouth while you sleep. And also, don't forget
don't forget this. We have no idea if only Crown
is actually that bad. And what I mean by that
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is we don't know if it might spread more easily,
or you know, if we don't know if it will
be more deadly. It's it's just too early to know.
And I hate to sound like someone describing every streaming
show right now, but you've gotta stick with it past
the first couple of weeks and see where it goes,
you know. But anyway, let's move on from COVID to
America's other national past time, baseball, the only sports you
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can think about to yourself to stop from orgasm. Ng. Yeah, sorry, hockey,
you're too sexy. In some ways, being a baseball player
is unlike any other job in the world. I mean,
for one thing, if your entire office got into a brawl,
you wouldn't go back to work five minutes later like
nothing happened. But also, being a baseball player is still
a job, which means that sometimes they get into disagreements
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with their bosses, and now one of those disagreements has
shut down the entire league. Breaking news from the world
of sports overnight. For the first time in more than
twenty five years, Major League Baseball is now in a
work stoppage, owners locking out players after months of failed
talks towards a new labor contract. The biggest economic issues
right now between MLB and the union had to do
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with when players become free agents and how much they
get paid. Players association once young stars to get paid sooner,
and not being restricted to teams for the first six
years of their career. Now the lockout freezes all league
business and so own agreement is reached. That means no trades,
no more free agent signings, and no players are allowed
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inside club facilities. And if you go to MLB dot
com or your favorite team's website, you're gonna notice all
images and videos of players have been completely removed. They
took all the players photos off the MLB websites. You
know who's feeling great about this right now? Yeah, anyone
who collects baseball cards. Well, well, well you guys said
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there was no reason for me to have a photo
of Albert pooh Halls, but now I'm the only guy
who knows what he looks like. At the same time, though,
this is all happening in the off season, so there's
plenty of time for them to work out their differences
before the season starts. You know, there's like a haunted
house owner getting tough with the employees in July. It
doesn't really matter, and you know they're gonna work something
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else because both sides need each other. Like the MLB,
they can't go out and hire regular people. We'll show
how that turned out with fifty and baseball players. They
have no skills that translate to other jobs. Yeah. I'm
looking for a position where I can stand around doing
nothing for most of the day, but then every twenty
minutes something comes at my head really fast. Also, I
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want to be able to slap anyone's ass whenever I like.
All right, let's move on. Talk top story. It's about Germany,
the country whose idea of a good time is fermented
cabbage m assist bundabah. For nearly two decades, Germany has
been led by just one person. But today she said
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her final Alveda zen. She is arguably the most powerful
woman in the world. But now, after sixteen years at
the helm of one of the world's largest economies, Angela
Merkel is leaving Germany's highest office. And the stakes couldn't
be higher. Who will provide the stability and he can
on make success? She has overseen you know who? Really
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finds it hard to imagine German politics after this election?
Generation Merkel Germans who have never known another prime minister
their whole young lives. They call her Mutty or Mom.
Now is Mutti is leaving the chancellery. Germany is out
of his comfort zone. She leaves by choice, still enjoying
a remarkable approval rating. As her sixteen year tenure as
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Chancellor comes to a close, Germany celebrated her time in
office with a traditional military ceremony. Yo, Germany, what ye am?
I the only one who picked up the Nazi vibes?
There the tortures and ship you're you guys, better stop
before you reach Poland we're watching you just casually. We're
doing this all the time. No, you don't anyway, It's
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pretty crazy that Merkel was in power for sixteen years.
I mean to give you some perspective on how long
that is. When Merkel first became Chancellor, Pharrell Williams looked
like this, and now when she's leaving, Pharrell looks like this. Okay,
that wasn't very helpful. But a lot of time has passed,
is what I'm trying to say. And what's really remarkable
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is that after all that time, she still has a
seventy approval rating, because usually the only time a world
leader leaves with that high an approval rating is because
they killed everyone that didn't approve. In fact, I feel
bad for the Chancellor who has to replace her and
try to win over all the kids who have only
known Angler in their lives. You know, it's like they're
getting a new stepdad. You can't tell me what to do.
You're not my real Chancellor. I know I can never
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replace your Chancellor, but maybe, just maybe I can be
your friend now. Through her sixteen years in power, mercle
has never been the type of leader to try and
grab the headlines. Never. In fact, you might be watching
this right now realizing that even though she's been around
as long as Grey's anatomy. You don't really know much
about her, like where did she come from? And why
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is everyone so freaked out about her? Evening? Well, let's
find out in another installment of If you don't know,
now you know. Angola Merkel has been one of the
most powerful and influential people on the planet for a
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long time now. She was even Times Person of the
Year in which is impressive considering that that was the
year Neil Armstrong walked on the Moon. I think and look,
I don't really know. The pandemic has worked my sense
of time, and this is something. This is something early
in her career that nobody would have seen coming, because
when she started out in politics she was underestimated by everybody.
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The fall of the Berlin Wall led to the rise
of her political career. A shy figure thrown into the spotlight.
This mousey figure who blushed readily and was mocked as
the milk made Morkel head and astonishing rise through German
politics was her mentor. The long serving Chancellor Helmett Cole,
had pragmatically needed a woman and someone from the former
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East Germany in his cabinet, but the political novice revealed
both a politically lethal streak and a capacity to outplay
her male rivals. She had an act for tappling those
who underestimated her. Her mentor, the formidable Chancellor Helm would call,
used to tease her for her provincial manners, and yet
within a decade she was calling for his resignation as
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he faced allegations of corruption. By two thousand five, she'd
become the country's first female chancellor. Who would have thought
the highest office would go to a woman so soon
made a darting town. Yeah, Germany elected a female leader
long before America did. But I mean that's not surprised.
Germans have always embraced diversity. Like you could look back
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at the last, say, seventy six and a half years
of German history, and you can see that that's true.
And her rise, her rise is especially unexpected during how
little people thought of her when she started, I mean,
to be the butt of jokes from her peers. That
must have hurt, especially because Germans only make one joke
a year, and they saved it for her. Okay, mirk
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made that was funny, made okay, no more laughing back
to work. But if there's one thing we've learned from movies,
it's that you should never underestimate the shy mousie woman.
I mean, she's all that, the devil wears product, the
Blair Witch. They all ended up winning. Here's the thing, though,
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long after she established herself as a global force, Merkel
still had to contend with fellow world leaders who didn't
treat her like an equal, and coincidentally, they were old dudes.
Verla Scone, he arrived at a summit with his cell
phone plaster to his ear, leaving his hostess, German Chancellor
Angela Merkel on hold. Chancellor Merkel greeted other leaders and waited.
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After about eight and a half minutes, she gave up
and left. You managed to reset Germany's relationship with George W. Bush,
but Bush's warmth in respect often came off his cloying.
The moment that seemed to sum up their odd couple relationship,
bushes over friendly background at a St. Petersburg's summit. If
President Bush could be too touchy. President Trump famously refused
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to even shake Mercle's hand. Several years ago, Putin brought
a large dog to a meeting with Miracle, apparently wanting
to test her, knowing she has a fear of dogs.
She was terrified, says one analyst, but didn't flinch. She
was still able to joke about it influent Russian. God damn,
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I like dogs, and that dog scanned me. When look
at the size of that thing, it's like an evil cliffid.
And obviously bringing a dog to that meeting was a
dirty move by Putin, you know. But on the other hand,
he can cover in poison first, so by putin standards,
that is some good diplomacy. And as for Trump, lot
of people blamed him. They're like, he didn't want to
shake hands with a No, he just learned his lesson.
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He reaches his hand out, he doesn't know what it'll grab.
I can't control that, folks, so now I keep me
here for real, though, the way these leaders treated her
is embarrassing. I mean, imagine being the head of one
of the most politically powerful countries in the world and
still everyone is treating you like you're in an episode
of Madmen, and you can't even ready do anything about
it because there's no hr for world leaders. What are
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you gonna do tell the U N that someone rubbed
your shoulders? I mean, they don't even do anything when
there's a genocide we are going to issue a forceful
statement about sorry what it was? Vitold? Okay, well we
tried all right, Next up climate change it what vetoed
as well? Okay, well we tried now. Luckily, as a German,
Michael wasn't phazed by the sausage fests. But even more importantly,
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she faced down crisis after crisis, and she got Germany
and the whole of Europe through to the other side.
Many in Europe so Michael as a steady hand in
times of crisis the critical moments. Angela was that lady
led madam who intervened and helped us to find the solution.
The miracle, lauded is a bulwark of Europe, helping save
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it from imploding during the two thousand nine Dead crisis.
La Marcan for sixteen years has kept their country in
the kind of a bubble. All those termos in the
world were spared to the Chermans. There was no economic slum,
there was nothing. She curbed one of the major military
crisis is we had in Ukraine with negotiating CSIFY with Russia.
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Merkel showed her resolve in twenty fift when she allowed
more than a million refugees most fleeing from Syria Civil
War to cross into Germany. It was later heavily criticized
by those who believed Germany was overburdened. Merkel's answer to
her critics was, da chaffened us, we can manage. Mircle
was originally planning to step down in seventeen but thought
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better of it after a populist was elected President. Merkel
conferred without going President Obama about the decision to run
for another term, something she now felt compelled to do
because of Trump. At the end of their final meeting together,
the President remembered quote a single tier appearing in her eyes,
the President later saying, Angela, she's all alone. You gotta
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feel bad for Mercle. Because Trump won, she felt she
had to stick around way longer than she wanted. I mean,
no one could understand what that feels like, except maybe Milannia.
And that just goes to show you how insane it
was that Trump got elected. Like if you get a
job and someone all the way in Germany is like,
oh my god, this certainly changes my life plans. That
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is saying something about you. I Mean, what I'm saying
is that Trump was terrifying and in a way It's
also very inspirational. I mean, he inspired Merkele to run,
he inspired Biden to run, he inspired Mike Pence to
run away from Trump supporters who are trying to hang him.
Please don't. Mother says, we saved that for my birthdays.
But this is why Germany and the rest of Europe
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are a little freaked out about not having Merkle around anymore. Right,
whatever the crisis was, whether it was refugees or the
economy or a crisis of democracy, she was the calm
and stabilizing force that kept everything from falling apart. She's
like the Cardy B feature on any rap song, no
matter how bad the beat, all the other rappers, you know,
Cardy B is gonna bring the fire and save the song. Yeah,
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Like if Cardi B featured on the national anthem, even
Colin Kaepernick will be like, I gotta stand for this part.
What what what? And the Home of the Brave. So
Chancellor Merkel, congratulations on a long career of being Europe's
designated driver. You kept saying stable, you stood off for democracy,
and you never once, never, once appeared on Jeffrey Epstein's
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flight lugs, which is really hard for a world leader
to pull off. So after sixteen years of holding the
global system together, you deserve to relax, take a load off,
go and get a massage. A massage you actually want
this time. All right, when we come back, we'll look
at the power couples of one. You don't want to
miss it. Welcome back to the Daily Show. One is
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almost over, and I think we can all agree that
compared to last year, it's been a perfect year. So
for the rest of the month, we'll be remembering all
of its best moments in our year end segments, look
back at the least bad year of the last two years. Tonight,
Dasi Lighting looks back at the power couples of If
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was the year of being cooped up alone, then one
was the year of blossoming romance. And not just for
boring average people. I'm talking about celebrities, the people I
stop on the Internet and sometimes in real life. But
not all celebrity pairs are created equal. So let's count
down the best of the year in Dasi light power
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couple counts down. Coming in at number five is number
two point oh, specifically Benefit two point oh. Ben Affleck
has reportedly rekindled his romance with Jennifer Lopez Benefit two
point oh back in action, seventeen years after the A
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listeners called off their engagement. A couple out of town
this weekend and santro Pe, France is celebrating Jennifer's fifty
second birthday on a yacht. What the hell she's fifty
two years I didn't want that young at fifty two months?
What the is she eating? It is so great to
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see Ben and Jen back together. Ben is now the
most important person in her life, aside from that witch
who cast a spell to keep her young forever. God
damn it, j Lo, give me her number. This couple
would have been higher on my list. But the only
problem I have is I hate the name Benefer, But
we're up to me. I would have gone with low
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black or even better app pets. Now that's sexy, and
really nothing is more exciting than rekindling a relationship from
seventeen years ago. In fact, I'm going to try that too.
Excuse me, yes, hi is Matt there? It's Dasy. He
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and I dated back in two thousand four. It was
pretty spicy summer. Oh he did. I'm so sorry for
your loss. Well, I guess I can kiss my apppez Dreams.
Goodbye Power Couple. Number four, it's Megan Fox and Machine
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Gun Kelly. They're one of my favorite couples of because
they like to make a that intercar sid. If you've
been on so media recently, you've probably noticed that Megan
Fox and Machine Gun Kelly can't keep their hands off
of each other. Mg K says their romances both ecstasy
and agony. Megan says on her Instagram though, that their
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sex life is so explosive it would basically make the
devil blush. Damn. These two are so hot. They had
an entire meeting about them at COP twenties six. You
gotta love how these two just put it out there
in the masks came off, the tongues came out when
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the mass came back on again because it delta, but
the tongue stayed out, so the mask got all wet.
It was number three. Most powerful couple isn't a couple
but a throuble. That's right, I'm talking Prince Harry, Megan Markle,
and Oprah. Prince Harry and Megan Markle's historic and groundbreaking
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interview with the one in the only Oprah Winfrey to
call it revealing would be an understand The couple lobbed
shock after shock. It seemed just when you thought it
couldn't get any more shocking, it did. Were you silent
or were you silenced? The ladder megan telling, oh Brah.
There was concern over baby archiese skin color, concerns and
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conversations about how dark his skin might be when he's born.
What what? This was the most intense conversation I've ever
seen happen on patio furniture. And my parents told me
they were getting a divorce in a hammock. And although
this relationship only lasted as long as the interview itself,
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the world will always have the memes to remember it by. I, however,
have something else to remember it by. It's not on
the set and stole the table. Plan out at number two,
we've got a couple so powerful they don't even need
to be together Joe Mansion and Kirsten Cinema. Because sometimes
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love is deeply passionate, but other times it's unapologetically moderate.
All eyes are watching the two hold out democratic senors,
don't Mansion of West Virginia and Kirsten Cinema of Arizona
Cinema and Mansion. Obviously in the Senate they hold the keys.
Mansion opposes spending, Cinema opposes taxes. They make a lovely couple.
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In fact, they're the number one power couple in Washington,
d C. Today. That's right, everyone was talking about these
two senate sweethearts because they love grinding everything to a halt.
And these two really proved that opposites attract. He's an
old West Virginia man. She's a business Katie Perry from Arizona.
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He's from blue collar coal country. She wore a blue
collar on that denim vest for some reason. But they
came together over their shared love of tan trick legislating.
No matter how much you beg for clean energy subsidies,
a wealth tax, or paid family leave, these build back
blockers can make negotiations last all year. Law m So,
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thanks to these two Americans, don't have paid leave. But
I'll tell you what, You can't pay me any amount
of money to leave this studio. They have me chained
to this set and finally coming to you from halfway
around the globe, my number one power couple of the
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Suez Canal and that huge container ship that got stuck
in it everyone in the world was wanting these two
to break up, and guess what, that only made it
hotter for six and a half days. They just kept
at it. P d A alert. Turns out they like
when people watch. Now let's take a closer look at
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these two love birds, and just a warning, you should
take the kids out of the room because this might
get a little graphic. These two really put the anal
in anal. That's a sexy way you pronounced canal. Sadly,
they have been separated for a few months now, but
it leaves the world asking is there still unfinished business
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between these two? Who could possibly fill that canals void? Ah,
it's Pete David said, of course, it really does have
that big ship energy. M hm, well, thanks for joining me.
That's it for DASI. Light Power couple countdown now, if
you'll excuse me, I'm going to go make a deal
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with that witch. Who needs a soul when you can
have ads like that at fifty two? Holy shits, guys,
all all come off. Thank you so much, Dasi. All right,
when we come, the star of the hit show Love Life,
William Jackson Hopper will be joining me right here in
the studio, So don't go away. Welcome back to the
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Daily Show. My guest tonight is Emmy nominated actor William
Jackson Hopper. He's here to talk about starring in the
second season of the HBO Max anthology series Love Life.
Hashtags move yeah, man, that's me. What's going on with
and welcome to the show. Thanks for having me. Thank
you very much for being here. Man. Congratulations first of
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all and getting that Emmy nomination. I mean, you know
that was that was that was a wild ride for you,
because if the story is true, you were about a
quit acting before all of this happens to you, right,
I was going on the brink. Yeah, yeah, you know,
the industry had me on the ropes. I was, you know,
catching a lot of left hooks. But yeah it was yeah.
Good place came along at exactly the right time and
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just sort of like rescued me, you know, and he
just went from one thing to the next thing to
do you do you still have that thing where you
go it might go away? Or have you settled into
the world of like, Okay, I think I'm safe right now.
Oh no, no, no, I'm not settled at all. I'm
like I'm afraid at all. Times. Yeah, No, I always
think it's gonna go away, you know, um, just because
it's just the nature of the business. You know, It's
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just it's always sort of you know, it's moment of moments. Yeah,
well you're doing well moment to moment, man, you know,
like people loved you in good place and then obviously
love life has come along. And what's what's cool about
the story? We had Anna Kendrick on to talk about it.
It's like it's really rare to see a show where
you meet a character, you know the character, and they're
the lead, and you have these people around them in
the show. And the second season comes along and you
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think the show is going to go in one direction,
and all of a sudden it flips when we start
following your character, who lives, in my opinion, one of
the messiest love lives I've never seen. Yeah, yeah, Marcus
is a hot mess in all the ways. But I mean,
you know, it feels really human to me. I feel like,
you know, there's something about uh, you know, the genre
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of rom com where you know, like, you know, your
central character is always so sympathetic and everything is happening
to them. But I feel like in life you know,
when you're going through something like that, you are partly responsible,
if not mostly responsible for a lot of the drama
that's coming your way, and so it's you know, I
wanted to sort of, you know, especially as we were
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sort of like crafting the story and sort of figuring,
you know, everything out. I just wanted to like really
lean into that and not have it be something where
it's like, oh, we just feel bad for the guy.
It's like, oh, I'm I'm not sure I like this,
which it feels, you know, but it feels really let's
let's talk a little bit about that then, like the
crafting of the story, because you're not you're not just
you know, the lead actor and this also producing correct,
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so you so you're part of the journey in terms
of like figuring out where the show is going to
go and how it's gonna go. What I what I
really love watching it is it's not often that you
will watch a show where you will have a black
character or black love on screen that isn't like, you know,
just chaotic and hectic. You know, there are moments where
you know, we're watching your character go from being divorced
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to this new world of trying to find love again
and being in the space. But they're just there're really cool,
calm moments where you're just like, oh, yeah, this is
what most relationships are, and that is just the nothing
between the valleys and the peaks. Yeah, and that's what
makes it really interesting. Yeah, and that's also very adult
also that you know that's sort of right that you
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can hit, which is sort of like, you know, sort
of herald the end of something right something else, um,
And how how ill at ease we can become in
those moments you know, where it's just like, oh, like
the excitement is gone. Is that okay? And I'm supposed
to be doing something different? Am I entitled to feel
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dissatisfied with this moment? You know? And I think that
Marcus is sort of like going through all of that
and questioning all of that is as much as he's
questioning his own identity, you know, because you know, when
you leave a marriage and you leave a long relationship
like that, a piece of you leave as well. And
so you know, he's like putting this all back together
as he's as he's dating people to not not a
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reciping for success. When you look at the journey that
you've been on. You're at the beginning. Man, did you
know this this journey will hopefully be long and successful?
What do you what do you hope to achieve as
like a thespian because you want just like an actor.
You want of those people. I go like, wow, this
person has acted. You know you're a thespian. Your spine
got all straight, you know what I mean? Yeah? Um,
you know, man, I I really I'm just chasing interesting
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parts and things that are going to be tough to do.
You know. I think the thing about Love Life was
I wasn't sure that I was up to tackling this
really job, you know, like it was. It was something
that I'm like, I've never been like the center of
something on camera like that, and so um, I that
was frightening and in a in a way it felt
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I felt like a young man again, you know, like
I felt like, oh wow, like I I'm a little
out of my death. I'm open to I'm open to anything,
you know, anything that is going to scare me to do,
I want to do it. I love that that's your
model for your career, That's my model for sex. I
appreciate that, man, Thank you so for joining me on
the show. Congratulations on an amazing season, man, I hope
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to see you more. Alright, Love Life Season two is
streaming right now on HBO Max. We're gonna take a
quick break, but we'll be right back after this. Thank
you man. Thanks. Yeah, it's a lot of fun for real.
Appreciate appreciate it. Well, that's our show for tonight, but
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You're listening to Comedy Central. The you know, the Spotify
wrap thing that came out. They did that with emojis
for no reason, like no one asked for it, and
they were like, here the most popular emojis ever, and like,
like one of the most popular is like the crying
face ones. But it's like all the crying ones like crying, laughing, crying,
crying sort of crying. Like I find that those crying
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things are confusing, do you know what I mean? Because
like I can't tell which ones are like crying crying
any you know what I mean? Like people would be
like my grandma died. That's what it seems like. It
it seems wrong. Also, like you can't have the best
emojis or like the most because they always put the
recently used ones up front. And the reason we use
them because we're lazy. Like that's not actually an accurate
(00:47):
representation of what you think of, Like your friends spaghetti,
you know what I'm saying. You just chose that emoji
because it was there. You're like, yeah, hot eyes, that's
not how you feel about the spaghetti. You're just not
gonna go look for spaghetti. Deep down, You're like, I'm
just lazy, put hot eyes and then like the skull.
That's how I felt. The spaghetti was loving and it killed.
I don't know. My favorite emoji is the praying hands one.
(01:09):
I think it's the most versatile. You can use it
for anything. You can be like, hey girl, you up?
You know what I mean. You can be like, hey,
I heard your grandmother passed away. You know, yeah, she up.
It's coming to you from the herd of Times in
New York City, the only city in America. It's The
Daily here tonight. Don't be merco. That's ower. Couple's up
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and it's William Jackson Harper. It is The Daily Show
with Trevor. Hey, what's going on? Everybody? Welcome to The
Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. Let's jump straight into today's headlines.
We kick things off with Omicron, the worst transformer ever.
(01:56):
So it was a car and then it became a virus. Yesterday,
the first case was identified right here in the United States,
and it didn't take long for the sequel to come out.
We do begin this hour with breaking news on the pandemic.
The second confirmed case of the Omicron variant in the
United States has just been confirmed this one in Minnesota.
We don't know much about the patient yet, except that
(02:17):
they had only traveled domestically. Health officials say that the
man developed mild symptoms on November after going to an
anime convention in New York City. Fifty three thousand people
attended that event between November and one when now the
city wants those attendees to get a COVID test immediately,
where face masks and practice social distancing until they get
(02:40):
their test results back. That's right, one of the first
US cases of the new COVID variant. Maybe an adult
man who attended an anime convention, I mean, which is good.
At least we know that it's not transmitted via eye contact. No,
but I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I love enemy honestly I do.
In fact, when I heard about this, I wanted if
the guy got infected in anime style. It's omecron It's
(03:04):
power and stronger than any other barrier I've ever seen.
It's got so many spikes. I should have gotten a
booster shot. Oh if I don't breathe, maybe I can
survive my war, so then the shindo. But people, please
remember this, Please remember this. We shouldn't be surprised when
(03:25):
we find more and more cases. Okay, because only Crown
is like those microscopic bugs that live in your eyelashes.
Even if you don't see them, you know that they're there,
ye laughing at you, not all the spiders that crawl
into your mouth while you sleep. And also, don't forget
don't forget this. We have no idea if only Crown
is actually that bad. And what I mean by that
(03:46):
is we don't know if it might spread more easily,
or you know, if we don't know if it will
be more deadly. It's it's just too early to know.
And I hate to sound like someone describing every streaming
show right now, but you've gotta stick with it past
the first couple of weeks and see where it goes,
you know. But anyway, let's move on from COVID to
America's other national past time, baseball, the only sports you
(04:06):
can think about to yourself to stop from orgasm. Ng. Yeah, sorry, hockey,
you're too sexy. In some ways, being a baseball player
is unlike any other job in the world. I mean,
for one thing, if your entire office got into a brawl,
you wouldn't go back to work five minutes later like
nothing happened. But also, being a baseball player is still
a job, which means that sometimes they get into disagreements
(04:29):
with their bosses, and now one of those disagreements has
shut down the entire league. Breaking news from the world
of sports overnight. For the first time in more than
twenty five years, Major League Baseball is now in a
work stoppage, owners locking out players after months of failed
talks towards a new labor contract. The biggest economic issues
right now between MLB and the union had to do
(04:50):
with when players become free agents and how much they
get paid. Players association once young stars to get paid sooner,
and not being restricted to teams for the first six
years of their career. Now the lockout freezes all league
business and so own agreement is reached. That means no trades,
no more free agent signings, and no players are allowed
(05:11):
inside club facilities. And if you go to MLB dot
com or your favorite team's website, you're gonna notice all
images and videos of players have been completely removed. They
took all the players photos off the MLB websites. You
know who's feeling great about this right now? Yeah, anyone
who collects baseball cards. Well, well, well you guys said
(05:35):
there was no reason for me to have a photo
of Albert pooh Halls, but now I'm the only guy
who knows what he looks like. At the same time, though,
this is all happening in the off season, so there's
plenty of time for them to work out their differences
before the season starts. You know, there's like a haunted
house owner getting tough with the employees in July. It
doesn't really matter, and you know they're gonna work something
(05:56):
else because both sides need each other. Like the MLB,
they can't go out and hire regular people. We'll show
how that turned out with fifty and baseball players. They
have no skills that translate to other jobs. Yeah. I'm
looking for a position where I can stand around doing
nothing for most of the day, but then every twenty
minutes something comes at my head really fast. Also, I
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want to be able to slap anyone's ass whenever I like.
All right, let's move on. Talk top story. It's about Germany,
the country whose idea of a good time is fermented
cabbage m assist bundabah. For nearly two decades, Germany has
been led by just one person. But today she said
(06:41):
her final Alveda zen. She is arguably the most powerful
woman in the world. But now, after sixteen years at
the helm of one of the world's largest economies, Angela
Merkel is leaving Germany's highest office. And the stakes couldn't
be higher. Who will provide the stability and he can
on make success? She has overseen you know who? Really
(07:03):
finds it hard to imagine German politics after this election?
Generation Merkel Germans who have never known another prime minister
their whole young lives. They call her Mutty or Mom.
Now is Mutti is leaving the chancellery. Germany is out
of his comfort zone. She leaves by choice, still enjoying
a remarkable approval rating. As her sixteen year tenure as
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Chancellor comes to a close, Germany celebrated her time in
office with a traditional military ceremony. Yo, Germany, what ye am?
I the only one who picked up the Nazi vibes?
There the tortures and ship you're you guys, better stop
before you reach Poland we're watching you just casually. We're
doing this all the time. No, you don't anyway, It's
(07:50):
pretty crazy that Merkel was in power for sixteen years.
I mean to give you some perspective on how long
that is. When Merkel first became Chancellor, Pharrell Williams looked
like this, and now when she's leaving, Pharrell looks like this. Okay,
that wasn't very helpful. But a lot of time has passed,
is what I'm trying to say. And what's really remarkable
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is that after all that time, she still has a
seventy approval rating, because usually the only time a world
leader leaves with that high an approval rating is because
they killed everyone that didn't approve. In fact, I feel
bad for the Chancellor who has to replace her and
try to win over all the kids who have only
known Angler in their lives. You know, it's like they're
getting a new stepdad. You can't tell me what to do.
You're not my real Chancellor. I know I can never
(08:35):
replace your Chancellor, but maybe, just maybe I can be
your friend now. Through her sixteen years in power, mercle
has never been the type of leader to try and
grab the headlines. Never. In fact, you might be watching
this right now realizing that even though she's been around
as long as Grey's anatomy. You don't really know much
about her, like where did she come from? And why
(08:58):
is everyone so freaked out about her? Evening? Well, let's
find out in another installment of If you don't know,
now you know. Angola Merkel has been one of the
most powerful and influential people on the planet for a
(09:19):
long time now. She was even Times Person of the
Year in which is impressive considering that that was the
year Neil Armstrong walked on the Moon. I think and look,
I don't really know. The pandemic has worked my sense
of time, and this is something. This is something early
in her career that nobody would have seen coming, because
when she started out in politics she was underestimated by everybody.
(09:44):
The fall of the Berlin Wall led to the rise
of her political career. A shy figure thrown into the spotlight.
This mousey figure who blushed readily and was mocked as
the milk made Morkel head and astonishing rise through German
politics was her mentor. The long serving Chancellor Helmett Cole,
had pragmatically needed a woman and someone from the former
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East Germany in his cabinet, but the political novice revealed
both a politically lethal streak and a capacity to outplay
her male rivals. She had an act for tappling those
who underestimated her. Her mentor, the formidable Chancellor Helm would call,
used to tease her for her provincial manners, and yet
within a decade she was calling for his resignation as
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he faced allegations of corruption. By two thousand five, she'd
become the country's first female chancellor. Who would have thought
the highest office would go to a woman so soon
made a darting town. Yeah, Germany elected a female leader
long before America did. But I mean that's not surprised.
Germans have always embraced diversity. Like you could look back
(10:52):
at the last, say, seventy six and a half years
of German history, and you can see that that's true.
And her rise, her rise is especially unexpected during how
little people thought of her when she started, I mean,
to be the butt of jokes from her peers. That
must have hurt, especially because Germans only make one joke
a year, and they saved it for her. Okay, mirk
(11:12):
made that was funny, made okay, no more laughing back
to work. But if there's one thing we've learned from movies,
it's that you should never underestimate the shy mousie woman.
I mean, she's all that, the devil wears product, the
Blair Witch. They all ended up winning. Here's the thing, though,
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long after she established herself as a global force, Merkel
still had to contend with fellow world leaders who didn't
treat her like an equal, and coincidentally, they were old dudes.
Verla Scone, he arrived at a summit with his cell
phone plaster to his ear, leaving his hostess, German Chancellor
Angela Merkel on hold. Chancellor Merkel greeted other leaders and waited.
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After about eight and a half minutes, she gave up
and left. You managed to reset Germany's relationship with George W. Bush,
but Bush's warmth in respect often came off his cloying.
The moment that seemed to sum up their odd couple relationship,
bushes over friendly background at a St. Petersburg's summit. If
President Bush could be too touchy. President Trump famously refused
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to even shake Mercle's hand. Several years ago, Putin brought
a large dog to a meeting with Miracle, apparently wanting
to test her, knowing she has a fear of dogs.
She was terrified, says one analyst, but didn't flinch. She
was still able to joke about it influent Russian. God damn,
(12:43):
I like dogs, and that dog scanned me. When look
at the size of that thing, it's like an evil cliffid.
And obviously bringing a dog to that meeting was a
dirty move by Putin, you know. But on the other hand,
he can cover in poison first, so by putin standards,
that is some good diplomacy. And as for Trump, lot
of people blamed him. They're like, he didn't want to
shake hands with a No, he just learned his lesson.
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He reaches his hand out, he doesn't know what it'll grab.
I can't control that, folks, so now I keep me
here for real, though, the way these leaders treated her
is embarrassing. I mean, imagine being the head of one
of the most politically powerful countries in the world and
still everyone is treating you like you're in an episode
of Madmen, and you can't even ready do anything about
it because there's no hr for world leaders. What are
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you gonna do tell the U N that someone rubbed
your shoulders? I mean, they don't even do anything when
there's a genocide we are going to issue a forceful
statement about sorry what it was? Vitold? Okay, well we
tried all right, Next up climate change it what vetoed
as well? Okay, well we tried now. Luckily, as a German,
Michael wasn't phazed by the sausage fests. But even more importantly,
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she faced down crisis after crisis, and she got Germany
and the whole of Europe through to the other side.
Many in Europe so Michael as a steady hand in
times of crisis the critical moments. Angela was that lady
led madam who intervened and helped us to find the solution.
The miracle, lauded is a bulwark of Europe, helping save
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it from imploding during the two thousand nine Dead crisis.
La Marcan for sixteen years has kept their country in
the kind of a bubble. All those termos in the
world were spared to the Chermans. There was no economic slum,
there was nothing. She curbed one of the major military
crisis is we had in Ukraine with negotiating CSIFY with Russia.
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Merkel showed her resolve in twenty fift when she allowed
more than a million refugees most fleeing from Syria Civil
War to cross into Germany. It was later heavily criticized
by those who believed Germany was overburdened. Merkel's answer to
her critics was, da chaffened us, we can manage. Mircle
was originally planning to step down in seventeen but thought
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better of it after a populist was elected President. Merkel
conferred without going President Obama about the decision to run
for another term, something she now felt compelled to do
because of Trump. At the end of their final meeting together,
the President remembered quote a single tier appearing in her eyes,
the President later saying, Angela, she's all alone. You gotta
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feel bad for Mercle. Because Trump won, she felt she
had to stick around way longer than she wanted. I mean,
no one could understand what that feels like, except maybe Milannia.
And that just goes to show you how insane it
was that Trump got elected. Like if you get a
job and someone all the way in Germany is like,
oh my god, this certainly changes my life plans. That
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is saying something about you. I Mean, what I'm saying
is that Trump was terrifying and in a way It's
also very inspirational. I mean, he inspired Merkele to run,
he inspired Biden to run, he inspired Mike Pence to
run away from Trump supporters who are trying to hang him.
Please don't. Mother says, we saved that for my birthdays.
But this is why Germany and the rest of Europe
(15:58):
are a little freaked out about not having Merkle around anymore. Right,
whatever the crisis was, whether it was refugees or the
economy or a crisis of democracy, she was the calm
and stabilizing force that kept everything from falling apart. She's
like the Cardy B feature on any rap song, no
matter how bad the beat, all the other rappers, you know,
Cardy B is gonna bring the fire and save the song. Yeah,
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Like if Cardi B featured on the national anthem, even
Colin Kaepernick will be like, I gotta stand for this part.
What what what? And the Home of the Brave. So
Chancellor Merkel, congratulations on a long career of being Europe's
designated driver. You kept saying stable, you stood off for democracy,
and you never once, never, once appeared on Jeffrey Epstein's
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flight lugs, which is really hard for a world leader
to pull off. So after sixteen years of holding the
global system together, you deserve to relax, take a load off,
go and get a massage. A massage you actually want
this time. All right, when we come back, we'll look
at the power couples of one. You don't want to
miss it. Welcome back to the Daily Show. One is
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almost over, and I think we can all agree that
compared to last year, it's been a perfect year. So
for the rest of the month, we'll be remembering all
of its best moments in our year end segments, look
back at the least bad year of the last two years. Tonight,
Dasi Lighting looks back at the power couples of If
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was the year of being cooped up alone, then one
was the year of blossoming romance. And not just for
boring average people. I'm talking about celebrities, the people I
stop on the Internet and sometimes in real life. But
not all celebrity pairs are created equal. So let's count
down the best of the year in Dasi light power
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couple counts down. Coming in at number five is number
two point oh, specifically Benefit two point oh. Ben Affleck
has reportedly rekindled his romance with Jennifer Lopez Benefit two
point oh back in action, seventeen years after the A
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listeners called off their engagement. A couple out of town
this weekend and santro Pe, France is celebrating Jennifer's fifty
second birthday on a yacht. What the hell she's fifty
two years I didn't want that young at fifty two months?
What the is she eating? It is so great to
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see Ben and Jen back together. Ben is now the
most important person in her life, aside from that witch
who cast a spell to keep her young forever. God
damn it, j Lo, give me her number. This couple
would have been higher on my list. But the only
problem I have is I hate the name Benefer, But
we're up to me. I would have gone with low
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black or even better app pets. Now that's sexy, and
really nothing is more exciting than rekindling a relationship from
seventeen years ago. In fact, I'm going to try that too.
Excuse me, yes, hi is Matt there? It's Dasy. He
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and I dated back in two thousand four. It was
pretty spicy summer. Oh he did. I'm so sorry for
your loss. Well, I guess I can kiss my apppez Dreams.
Goodbye Power Couple. Number four, it's Megan Fox and Machine
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Gun Kelly. They're one of my favorite couples of because
they like to make a that intercar sid. If you've
been on so media recently, you've probably noticed that Megan
Fox and Machine Gun Kelly can't keep their hands off
of each other. Mg K says their romances both ecstasy
and agony. Megan says on her Instagram though, that their
(20:11):
sex life is so explosive it would basically make the
devil blush. Damn. These two are so hot. They had
an entire meeting about them at COP twenties six. You
gotta love how these two just put it out there
in the masks came off, the tongues came out when
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the mass came back on again because it delta, but
the tongue stayed out, so the mask got all wet.
It was number three. Most powerful couple isn't a couple
but a throuble. That's right, I'm talking Prince Harry, Megan Markle,
and Oprah. Prince Harry and Megan Markle's historic and groundbreaking
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interview with the one in the only Oprah Winfrey to
call it revealing would be an understand The couple lobbed
shock after shock. It seemed just when you thought it
couldn't get any more shocking, it did. Were you silent
or were you silenced? The ladder megan telling, oh Brah.
There was concern over baby archiese skin color, concerns and
(21:18):
conversations about how dark his skin might be when he's born.
What what? This was the most intense conversation I've ever
seen happen on patio furniture. And my parents told me
they were getting a divorce in a hammock. And although
this relationship only lasted as long as the interview itself,
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the world will always have the memes to remember it by. I, however,
have something else to remember it by. It's not on
the set and stole the table. Plan out at number two,
we've got a couple so powerful they don't even need
to be together Joe Mansion and Kirsten Cinema. Because sometimes
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love is deeply passionate, but other times it's unapologetically moderate.
All eyes are watching the two hold out democratic senors,
don't Mansion of West Virginia and Kirsten Cinema of Arizona
Cinema and Mansion. Obviously in the Senate they hold the keys.
Mansion opposes spending, Cinema opposes taxes. They make a lovely couple.
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In fact, they're the number one power couple in Washington,
d C. Today. That's right, everyone was talking about these
two senate sweethearts because they love grinding everything to a halt.
And these two really proved that opposites attract. He's an
old West Virginia man. She's a business Katie Perry from Arizona.
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He's from blue collar coal country. She wore a blue
collar on that denim vest for some reason. But they
came together over their shared love of tan trick legislating.
No matter how much you beg for clean energy subsidies,
a wealth tax, or paid family leave, these build back
blockers can make negotiations last all year. Law m So,
(23:14):
thanks to these two Americans, don't have paid leave. But
I'll tell you what, You can't pay me any amount
of money to leave this studio. They have me chained
to this set and finally coming to you from halfway
around the globe, my number one power couple of the
(23:38):
Suez Canal and that huge container ship that got stuck
in it everyone in the world was wanting these two
to break up, and guess what, that only made it
hotter for six and a half days. They just kept
at it. P d A alert. Turns out they like
when people watch. Now let's take a closer look at
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these two love birds, and just a warning, you should
take the kids out of the room because this might
get a little graphic. These two really put the anal
in anal. That's a sexy way you pronounced canal. Sadly,
they have been separated for a few months now, but
it leaves the world asking is there still unfinished business
(24:23):
between these two? Who could possibly fill that canals void? Ah,
it's Pete David said, of course, it really does have
that big ship energy. M hm, well, thanks for joining me.
That's it for DASI. Light Power couple countdown now, if
you'll excuse me, I'm going to go make a deal
(24:44):
with that witch. Who needs a soul when you can
have ads like that at fifty two? Holy shits, guys,
all all come off. Thank you so much, Dasi. All right,
when we come, the star of the hit show Love Life,
William Jackson Hopper will be joining me right here in
the studio, So don't go away. Welcome back to the
(25:08):
Daily Show. My guest tonight is Emmy nominated actor William
Jackson Hopper. He's here to talk about starring in the
second season of the HBO Max anthology series Love Life.
Hashtags move yeah, man, that's me. What's going on with
and welcome to the show. Thanks for having me. Thank
you very much for being here. Man. Congratulations first of
(25:29):
all and getting that Emmy nomination. I mean, you know
that was that was that was a wild ride for you,
because if the story is true, you were about a
quit acting before all of this happens to you, right,
I was going on the brink. Yeah, yeah, you know,
the industry had me on the ropes. I was, you know,
catching a lot of left hooks. But yeah it was yeah.
Good place came along at exactly the right time and
(25:50):
just sort of like rescued me, you know, and he
just went from one thing to the next thing to
do you do you still have that thing where you
go it might go away? Or have you settled into
the world of like, Okay, I think I'm safe right now.
Oh no, no, no, I'm not settled at all. I'm
like I'm afraid at all. Times. Yeah, No, I always
think it's gonna go away, you know, um, just because
it's just the nature of the business. You know, It's
(26:10):
just it's always sort of you know, it's moment of moments. Yeah,
well you're doing well moment to moment, man, you know,
like people loved you in good place and then obviously
love life has come along. And what's what's cool about
the story? We had Anna Kendrick on to talk about it.
It's like it's really rare to see a show where
you meet a character, you know the character, and they're
the lead, and you have these people around them in
the show. And the second season comes along and you
(26:32):
think the show is going to go in one direction,
and all of a sudden it flips when we start
following your character, who lives, in my opinion, one of
the messiest love lives I've never seen. Yeah, yeah, Marcus
is a hot mess in all the ways. But I mean,
you know, it feels really human to me. I feel like,
you know, there's something about uh, you know, the genre
(26:52):
of rom com where you know, like, you know, your
central character is always so sympathetic and everything is happening
to them. But I feel like in life you know,
when you're going through something like that, you are partly responsible,
if not mostly responsible for a lot of the drama
that's coming your way, and so it's you know, I
wanted to sort of, you know, especially as we were
(27:12):
sort of like crafting the story and sort of figuring,
you know, everything out. I just wanted to like really
lean into that and not have it be something where
it's like, oh, we just feel bad for the guy.
It's like, oh, I'm I'm not sure I like this,
which it feels, you know, but it feels really let's
let's talk a little bit about that then, like the
crafting of the story, because you're not you're not just
you know, the lead actor and this also producing correct,
(27:33):
so you so you're part of the journey in terms
of like figuring out where the show is going to
go and how it's gonna go. What I what I
really love watching it is it's not often that you
will watch a show where you will have a black
character or black love on screen that isn't like, you know,
just chaotic and hectic. You know, there are moments where
you know, we're watching your character go from being divorced
(27:55):
to this new world of trying to find love again
and being in the space. But they're just there're really cool,
calm moments where you're just like, oh, yeah, this is
what most relationships are, and that is just the nothing
between the valleys and the peaks. Yeah, and that's what
makes it really interesting. Yeah, and that's also very adult
also that you know that's sort of right that you
(28:17):
can hit, which is sort of like, you know, sort
of herald the end of something right something else, um,
And how how ill at ease we can become in
those moments you know, where it's just like, oh, like
the excitement is gone. Is that okay? And I'm supposed
to be doing something different? Am I entitled to feel
(28:37):
dissatisfied with this moment? You know? And I think that
Marcus is sort of like going through all of that
and questioning all of that is as much as he's
questioning his own identity, you know, because you know, when
you leave a marriage and you leave a long relationship
like that, a piece of you leave as well. And
so you know, he's like putting this all back together
as he's as he's dating people to not not a
(29:02):
reciping for success. When you look at the journey that
you've been on. You're at the beginning. Man, did you
know this this journey will hopefully be long and successful?
What do you what do you hope to achieve as
like a thespian because you want just like an actor.
You want of those people. I go like, wow, this
person has acted. You know you're a thespian. Your spine
got all straight, you know what I mean? Yeah? Um,
you know, man, I I really I'm just chasing interesting
(29:24):
parts and things that are going to be tough to do.
You know. I think the thing about Love Life was
I wasn't sure that I was up to tackling this
really job, you know, like it was. It was something
that I'm like, I've never been like the center of
something on camera like that, and so um, I that
was frightening and in a in a way it felt
(29:45):
I felt like a young man again, you know, like
I felt like, oh wow, like I I'm a little
out of my death. I'm open to I'm open to anything,
you know, anything that is going to scare me to do,
I want to do it. I love that that's your
model for your career, That's my model for sex. I
appreciate that, man, Thank you so for joining me on
the show. Congratulations on an amazing season, man, I hope
(30:08):
to see you more. Alright, Love Life Season two is
streaming right now on HBO Max. We're gonna take a
quick break, but we'll be right back after this. Thank
you man. Thanks. Yeah, it's a lot of fun for real.
Appreciate appreciate it. Well, that's our show for tonight, but
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