Five percent of the world will never experience a headache

Five percent of the world will never experience a headache

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fact the day, day day, day day.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, do.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Dud dude, it's not Paralympics this week.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
When does it start?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Twenty eight?

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
What do they do a little clean and then they
go burn the beds? Burn the beds?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, keep the birds.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Headache behind my eye?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Oh, that's probably tuma burns, not a dumer.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
It's not a tuma. Okay, I'm changing my fact of
the day. Okay, because this week's the Paralympics. You're gonna
do because you said, well, I said headache and then
you see the tumor, and then I was like, okay,
so that that'll.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
That'll do it. I reckon. Do you have a theme
for the week, Yeah, I do.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
It is. The theme is things not everybody gets.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
In life or privilege.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
You assume everybody experience, but they don't get it. Five
percent of the world's population will never ever have a headache.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Oh ever, what about after a nasty chim beam hangover?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, and like with cheap like cheap coke.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
So I was thinking it would be contributed to by
multiple factors. This was done by advil, which is an
American Yes, pain like panadole.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, an avil like disprine. Okay, it's paracetamo drugs.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
This guy knows a drugs. This guy knows as American drugs.
What do you do? Do you okay, do you want
a little bit of time to google what that is?
I just want to get your facts right by the
mouth trombone while we weigh. I reckon, donate, I reck.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
I think it boils down to the fact that some
people don't get hangovers.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
And we know these people and they're monsters. Yeah they don't.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
They just don't. Yeah, I've got a friend it just
doesn't get hang on to my oxygen in the blood.
They have really high oxygen levels in his blood. Right,
never doesn't get hung high.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
It tired, very no, no hangover, So maybe no headache.
The population is a small percent of the population, and
until if you don't have headaches, you probably don't realize
that you don't have headaches. It's people who have chronic headaches.
When they don't have one, they're like, hooray, no headache today.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
So if you take into account the people who don't
get hungover, which already narrows it down significantly, and then
people who have the other fact there's like too much
oxygen in the blood.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, they don't get headaches vilbprofen. You're dumb, dumb, Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
God, he's fat.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Carry on, please.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
They estimate that, yeah, from their instormations of the end
the study and that no, because they're a ibuprofen mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Not an answerment you said, or a paracenma like he.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Said both times, your too, because you said you said paracetamol.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Desperate. That's wrong. Yeah, I was taking a stab. I
was like, isn't it. He was like, I'm pretty much
a doctor at the stage. Doesn't any medical advice. You're
not the I'm not the show doctor.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Ah, we're from their calculations, five percent of people will
never need advil. It was in their marketing campaign for
you definitely need advil in your cup unless you're a
five percent of the population.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
But you're okay, I just want to experience. Yeah, I've
migrad o once.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
I don't think I've experienced the microt I've had a
bad headache, but I've never had like the curtains.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
And then there are some people that just constantly get them.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
That big fat migraine pearls and you take them.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
What you just what You've just indicated this is.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Like a giant jaffer.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you big Jeffers. What's in it?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
It's a pearl like migraine pearls, and you've got to
take them a moment you feel that switch between your eyes.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Really yeah, and it will come from a long line
of migraine sufferers.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
You're not supposed to take them that often though, because
I think they burn through your guts. Okay, but you'd
rather have burned guts than a migraine.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Yeah, not really, I'd rather neither of if it's on
the table. Pretty pleasing option. So today's fact, he says,
like this, because it's probably just I mean, I'm promoting
advil and I'm not getting a trip to like doctors do. Yeah,
if they write you, if you get a prescription pad
and it's got a name on it, they've definitely been
to a tropical island on that drug company.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Right.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Well, you I more than happy to take.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
And my family don't even need to come at this stage.
I'd happily holiday.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Without, right, Okay, But you're not a doctor, does so.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I'm the show doctor. You're the show doctor.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
If you don't know, if you show doctor, remember you
two birth jumped to conclusions of what Adver was, and yeah,
I can't.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
It's so far from the same place. It's all good
for the tump, so it's not. Don't don't quite me
on that.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
I am the show doctor, after all, you're doing a
terrible job of it. Five percent of the world's population
will never experience a headache.