November 4, 2024 • 54 mins
Outlouders, with the US presidential election this week, we thought it would be timely to share with you the time the Cancelled courtroom welcomed Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate.
Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes including drinking 12 Diet Cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries, and not thinking through the logistics of a particular wall.
Now, if you genuinely tried to do a Cancelled episode about Mr Donald, you’d be going for a decade so instead the episode covers SOME of the bizarre moments you may have forgotten about.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
So you're listening to a MoMA mea podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Mama mayor acknowledges the traditional owners of land and waters
that this podcast is recorded.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
On Hello out louders. It is Jesse here and Casey
missed it. We are days away from finding out who
will be the next president of the United States, and
one of those candidates was incredibly overdue to spend a
bit of time in our canceled court room. It was
just that it was going to take us a lot
of preparation, and to be honest, we were putting it off.
(00:39):
But my twin sister Claire, and I decided a few
weeks ago it was time. We were ready to do
a canceled episode focusing on Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
It is one of our.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Most popular episodes ever, which is why we thought we
would give you a little treat today and share it
with you.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
And if you loved it and.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
You want more, well you know we couldn't fit all
of it into one episode, so it's actually part one
of a two parter. Part two was waiting for you
in the show notes. Enjoy if that's the right term.
Just listen, Hello and welcome to cancel the podcast that
(01:20):
looks at silly celebrity crimes and assigence charges and sentences
to them.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
So we can all move on with our lives.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I'm Chles Stephens and I am Jesse Stevens, and today
is part one of two episodes we're doing about reality
stuff businessman, former president and current presidential candidate Donald John Trump.
We have wanted to do this series for a little while.
And there was a moment where we went, the time
(01:47):
is past. Yeah, he's no longer in the zeiki. We went,
everyone's forgotten, He's not really relevant anymore and now, and
then Trump said, hold my magahet, I have alterned. I
have some things to say.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
We're dying, we're daying, we need money. Thank you, darling.
But mister Trump, you're not a nice person. That's true.
But actually I am.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I think I am a nice person.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Now, if you genuinely tried to do a canceled episode
about mister Donald, you'd be going for a decade.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
And that's the point.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
This man is so bizarre and silly and ridiculous that
you forget, You forget all of it, so that if
someone today were to stop you on the street and say, Jesse,
why should Donald Trump not be president?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
You're like, I don't know where to start.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You're like, uh uh, that's part of his genius.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It's like, uh, make America great again. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, it's very hard to like, I know bad because
I kind of vaguely. Then go the Apprentice, which is
his greatest crime, but it's also not not a crime.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, and it's like.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
He sexually assaulted everyone that was ten lifetimes ago. He
did that for everyone. Obviously, there are his actual crimes.
Just for example, in May this year, oh, I forgot
a jury in New York found Trump guilty. I'm thirty
four fell in accounts of falsifying business records related to
a hush money payment to Stormy Daniels. Imagine how many
(03:15):
felony accounts if silliness was also a crime, and if
he was in the council courtroom, which now.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
He is, Yeah, wow, charge charge, charge sentence.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
This made him the first former US president to be
convicted of a crime. He has also been indicted on
fifty four other felony counts related to his mishandling of
classified documents. That's a big thing that like the documents
you have in your president are quite private, and he
did not actually sound very interesting to me. It's like,
(03:44):
to be completely honest, and I did follow this. There
is a number of felony accounts we get to where
I check out and I go, how much does a
felon account even matter? If we can get fifty four
of them exactly? And it's like, if Joe Biden or
Kamala Harris was accused of one thing, I'd be like, oh, oh,
what is a criminal? Yeah, he's accused of fifty four
on top of what he's already been found guilty of,
(04:07):
and I'm like, oh, blur. He's also been indicted on
felony counts related to his efforts to overturn the twenty
twenty presidential election. Remember when he just threw his hands
up and rejected democracy.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
People have to keep reminding everyone of it. It's like
he's a threat to democracy. And everyone's like, you can't
just accuse someone of being a threat to democracy. And
he's like, no, he tried to say that votes don't count.
It's like, no, he did try and do that.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
That's actually true. He didn't attend Biden's inauguration. He incided
a riot. He I went very quiet about him.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
He straight up was like if I lose, doesn't count.
He said, if I lose doesn't count, incited riot, and
then said that was actually a lot like Martin Luther King.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
And it wasn't a lot like Martin Luther King. It
was the opposite.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yes, the people of January sixth were treated very unfairly.
I was at the Washington Monument. I was at the
whole thing. I had crowds. I don't know who's ever
had a bigger crowd than I have, but I had
it many times, the biggest crowd I've ever spoken. I've
look into the biggest crowds. Nobody's spoken to crowds bigger
than me. If you look at Martin Luther King when
(05:15):
he did his speech, his great speech, and you look
at ours, same real estate, same everything, same number of people,
if not we had more, and you look at the
picture of his crowd, my pro we actually had more people.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
In civil proceedings, he's been found liable for sexual abuse
and defamation in twenty twenty three, defamation in twenty twenty four,
and financial fraud in twenty two. See definiteat it mays nothing.
A man's walking around being potentially the next president of
the United States, What does a defamation ruling. Even mean,
why can you be currently in court and also a
(05:51):
criminal and also be maybe going to be president. Yeah,
It's like, what are you doing after court today? I'm
going to my rally to become president.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
And then it's like you're leaving a rally and it
run's like, oh, you need to leave early, and it's like, yeah,
I got a court date.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I gotta go to court. This just sous the same run.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Before his career in politics, he and his businesses had
been plaintiffs or defendants. He's a slashy y' slashy He's
always been the ultimate slashy Yeah. Yeah, because he's been businessman,
reality TV star.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
But fell On.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Fellon as the additional slash for his say truth social
account where you have to say who you are as
a little bio maybe even on his LinkedIn Fellon with
a lot of little dot points.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Quite nice.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yes, So he and his businesses have been plaintiffs or
defendants in more than four thousand legal actions, including six
business bankruptcies. He continues to say, I have never been bankrupt.
He has never been bankrupt because his businesses have gone bankrupt.
(06:58):
That's why you create a business. So that if you
go bankrupt, it's the business that goes bankrupt, not you.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You can't say I understand it.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
But we are not here to talk about actual crimes. No, no, no,
we trust that the court of law will follow them up,
look at the paperwork and so on, do we because
a court of law does do that. But then there
is no consequence. I think there are consequences. Just one
of the consequences isn't anything to do with running for.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
President or going to jail.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
No, we're here to talk about social crimes, cultural crimes,
crimes against the vibe. They're the crimes we'll be looking at.
Even still, you could look at those crimes forever. So
this is not exhaustive. Oh how did you come up
with your scope? It is simply for the laughs. Okay,
you were guided by your nose. I was guided by
(07:49):
my nose. Is the only way to explain it. Let
us Kenny good, judge, Let us begin. Donald John Trump
is seventy eight years old. He was elected the forty
fifth president of the United States in twenty sixteen, and
when he was inaugraded in twenty seventeen, he became the
only US president without prior military or government experience. Absolutely none, nada, zero, unqualified.
(08:16):
He's also the only US president to have been impeached twice,
in twenty nineteen for abuse of power and obstruction of
Congress after he pressured Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden. Just
sounds so bizarre, and in twenty twenty one for incitement
of insurrection. He was born in New York, and he
went to a private school and then studied economics at
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the University of Pennsylvania. We don't know what he was
like at school because in twenty fifteen, his lawyer threatened
Trump's colleges, his high school, and the college board with
legal action if they released his academic records. That's not
a good reflection on your academic record. People don't do
that on it's high distinctions or ipluses or fine or fine.
(09:03):
During the Vietnam War in the sixties, Trump avoided being
drafted into the armed forces by saying he was at
college and claiming to have bone spurs. I'm bone spurs
is what my good friend Nadal has in his knee. Well,
he is a professionally. He plays elite tennis with his
(09:23):
bone spurs. Where were Trump's boned spurs Okay he didn't. No,
I'm all for people getting out of he has a
bone spur neck in his neck. Yes, Oh, he'd never
get out of dadtry service. Bit Dad's in his sixties.
I'm all for people bludging their way out of military service. Oh.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I respect it, But I feel.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Like if you are going to be the person to
deploy the military as president, oh you got him, you
gota be willing to serve in it.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Do you not think?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Okay, here's the issue. It's not like he was a
conscientious objector. No, he didn't go. I don't believe in combat.
I don't believe in war. I'm actually going to protest
against this. What he did is he lied about his
bone spur, which I think that if you asked him
a few questions about wear and what, let's just say,
has a bone spur come up?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Since and he.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Does constantly claim to be in perfect health, and he's
never brought up his bone spurs. So how's the spur going?
Dad's in his neck. So maybe Trump has a very
sore neck. Maybe it has limited his tennis career, although
I think if he had a bone spur would have
limited his golf game. Yeah, and according to him, he
has a great, great handicap.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I just won two club championships, not even senior, two
regular club championships. To do that, you have to be
quite smart, and you have to be able to hit
the ball a long way, and I do it.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
But I guess him getting out of military service is
probably the first example of what we'll see as a
theme him being a lazy boy.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Lazy boy, boy, boy boy.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Welcome to the Castle courtroom, Trump, You are in good company.
Trump has been married three times and has five children.
He spent most of his career as the president of
his father's real estate business. He renamed it the Trump
Organization and focused the company building and renovating skyscrapers, hotels, casinos,
and golf courses. He became famous in the entertainment world
(11:16):
as an owner of the Miss Universe, Miss USA and
Miss Teen USA beauty pageants, then as creator and host
of The Apprentice, which was a brilliant show. Is that
still on?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It had like a different host.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
He's on in lots and lots of different countries, and
there's like Celebrity Apprentice and all of that. I don't
know if it was actually his brainchild. Well, we'll get
Oh okay, but I loved the Apprentice Jesse. In part one,
we're going to discuss all the cooked things Trump did
pre presidency and during his election campaign. Then in part
two next week, we're going to discuss all the things
(11:51):
you forgot he did as president. Oh no, and they're
really funny.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Some of them are. They're funny because he's not currently
the president.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, so it feels retrospective, yes, and there are like
memes and stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
But then there's also like that time he just dropped
the government from functioning.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I remember the government was so funny.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Good lazy boy, lazy boy, boy, boy boy. My structure
for today is as follows. Lying about his money, books
and TV Trump university, health beliefs, and politics and the campaign.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I vaguely know about some of these things.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Lying about his money, Trump likes to say that his
career began with a small loan of just one million
dollars from his father. He says he had to pay
that loan back with interest. But Trump was a millionaire
by the time he was eight, and we know that
he borrowed at least sixty million USD from his father,
(12:51):
mostly failed to pay it back, and then got another
four hundred and thirteen million USD from his father's company.
A report in twenty sixteen found that compared to the
stock market and property in New York, Trump's investments underperformed. Essentially,
you would have been better off just investing that money
(13:11):
than Donald Trump having it and doing his business. If
Donald Trump is Wall Street, he's nineteen twenty nine. Yeah,
he's a Wall Street crash. He's a great depression. He's
a money pit. In twenty eighteen, he and his family
were reported to have committed tax fraud to avoid paying
hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes on the real
estate fortune that was passed down from their father. Trump's
(13:34):
tax returns from nineteen eighty five to nineteen ninety four
show net losses totaling one point one seven billion. The
losses were higher than those of almost every other American
tax bayer. That actually amazing. Actually that's a lot of
money to lose. But none of that matters. What matters
(13:55):
is that, according to journalist Jonathan Greenberg, donald Trump called
him in nineteen eighty four, pretending to be a fictional
person from the Trump Organization, called John Barron. This, mister
John falsely claimed that Donald Trump owned more than ninety
percent of his father's business in order to try to
get him a higher ranking on the Forbes four hundred
(14:18):
list of wealthy Americans. Greenberg then found that Forbes vastly
overestimated Trump's wealth and wrongly included him on three of
the different lists. So like on rich List, yes, because
they had testimony from some man named John Baron saying
Donald Trump is actually no, no, no, no, okay, Trump makes
(14:39):
that call everyone Trump.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Okay, just Trump's voice, Hello, It's Trump, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
And John barroon his names John Okay, he didn't even,
he didn't even, he didn't even try. But just it's
John Brump Donald Trump. Mate, No, he is so rich.
Put that in your article. Tax go on, go on,
write it. How much money does he have? One billions
(15:08):
of them? One hundred billion dollars?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Trump?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
You Donald Trump gets to work and stop calling. Okay,
I have more phone calls to make. The next call
is to Wikipedia. Moving on to books and TV, Donald Trump.
I'm going to try and do a Donald Trump bo
Donald Trump has written many, many books.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
It's hard to say how many, but it's nineteen. He's prolific.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yeah, he's like Alexander Hamilton. His first book, The Art
of the Deal, was a New York Times bestseller. While
Trump was credited as co author, the entire book was
written by Tony Schwartz. According to The New Yorker, the
book made Trump famous as an emblem of the successful
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tycoon one lazy boy, Trump, you didn't write your own book.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Lazy boy, boy, boy boy to Tony Schwartz.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Really wants that book bok re kind of labeled as fiction.
He's a campaigned for that.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
During his presidential campaign announcement in twenty fifteen, Trump said,
we need a leader that wrote the Art of the Deal.
And it's like, okay, where's Dony. The Art of the
Deal explains the power of psychology and deception, which Trump
calls bravado or truthful hyperbole. That's what he says made
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him successful in real estate. He talks about things like
having a construction crew drive machinery back and forth on
a site so that the visiting board of directors thinks
that the work is further along.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Than it is.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Is that fraud and he instructed a supervisor, if necessary,
have the bulldozers dig up dirt on one side of
the site and dump it on the other You're a weasel.
You're a little manipulative weasel. He offers business advice, such
as the best way to ask for a raise is
to wait for the right time. Do you find that helpful?
(17:10):
When's the right time? He says, like, I guess you'll know.
I don't think Trump likes someone people ask him for
a raise. And I don't think he asked for a raise.
I think that his dad just gives him sixty million
dollars on a Monday.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
He also says people should always be encouraged to follow
their dreams, but realize that a lot of time and
money can be wasted chasing dreams that just weren't meant
to be true. If you're my kids, for example, you
can chase your dreams like evunka. If you're one of
my employees and you want to chase your dreams, maybe
get back into your box then, Jesse. Speaking of business indeavors,
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there's The Apprentice. Trump co produced and hosted The Apprentice
for fourteen seasons. It was incredible just over twenty years ago.
The first episode aired, it was called Meet the Billionaire,
(18:10):
and it attracted eighteen million viewers. Twenty eight million watched
the season finale.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
It won an Emmy.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Trump became internationally famous for his catchphrase, you're fired.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
You're fired. You're fired.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
You're fired, You're fired, You're fired.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
And it elevated him to someone who came across as
really common sense and authoritative and fair. You've got to admit,
like we watched it as kids. We would sit there
in front of the TV drinking Milo and we would
just say, you fired, you fired, your fired, And remember
the opening credits, money morning mon in morn. We'd walk
around the house and yeah, in money, and mom and
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dad would be like, we don't have the message of
this show. We're like, my, hey, and we're walking down
the streets of New York just like throwing monopoly money around,
and we're like, I want to be in the boardroom.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
What do you want to sell?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
I don't know, I don't know, but you're fired. And
we would do a lot of that.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Now.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
According to one of the producers on the show, people
working on it had to sign expansive non disclosure agreements
that promised to find a five million dollars and jail
time if they shared what happened. Jesse the original idea
was to have a new billionaire each season. Oh it
wasn't that Trump would just be a certified billionaire. Uh,
(19:25):
because it sounds like, well.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
No, this is the thing.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Let's not pretend we understand money, because this is this
is what I understand. It's always like I went bankrupt
and now I'm buying a jet, and then it's like
Kylie Jenner's a billionaire.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
In my mind, if Kylie Jenner is a billionaire, if
I were to say to her, right now, let's go
to combank, you know, you go to an ATM, and
it could be like, what's in my account? What comes
up is one and maybe seven zeros? Could I tell
you nine zeros, more zeros than I've ever seen? And
I go, boom, you're a billionaire. If it's one dollar less,
you're not a billionaire. But in my mind, you've got
(20:02):
to be able to withdraw that cash now, and from
combat and from combank specifically. Yes, I don't understand stocks.
I don't understand shares. I don't understand equity or assets.
I don't understand busins, don't understand lip kids, don't understand
Trump towers. So in my mind, if they're selling him
as a billionaire he has I think it's technically referred
(20:23):
to as liquid. Yeah, liquid funds. He's got to have
some liquid. Yeah, it's just sitting there now. This information
that I'm about to share about The Apprentice comes from
a producer who wrote this huge expose. So apparently they
tried to get several different people for the first season,
and Trump was the only one who said, yes, pretty
much that whole scene. Do you think they're trying to
(20:45):
get Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
This is it.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Billionaires are busy. Billionaires busiest. And Trump was the only
one who was like, let me look at my calendar.
I am absolutely fraid. Did you want to film in
March April?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
May? Just let me check.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
I am free in June and July, and I've got
an opening in August, September, October, and then I am
on break November Jam.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
So I'm probably pretty open.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
And by that I mean I worked two hours a week,
so that's what I might film. But it's like any
billionaire you can think of, it's like like they generally
have things to have a what I would call a
packed day job.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Not Trump.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Now, pretty much that entire first season was scripted, and
this producer writes about how you couldn't let Trump just
go because he got confused by the names of people,
by what he was meant to do. Apparently in the
first like thing where they're in the boardroom, he is
like really unclear, saying like whit wait is somebody fired?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Like what's the deal?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
And then Trump like mumbled like yeah, I would have
fired that person, and the producer had to be like,
I think you should point at them and say you're
fire for clarity, and then Trump and then Trump did that,
and then it was very like Mark.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Holden, Yes, it was very that.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Well, Trump years later then tried to trademark You're fired,
and it was unsuccessful because he didn't come up with it.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
No, it's said all the time in workplaces around the world.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah, but also he didn't even come up with it,
which is similarly, this seems to be a billionaire trend.
If you will. Kylie tried to trade mark Kylie, this
is a thing. Stop trying to trademark things. And he's
already got a billion dollars. Why do you need more funds?
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Crass and Shine.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Apparently they're behind. If anyone needs to trademark things. It's
poor people, it's us. Yes, we should trademark canceled, except
we're gon't because there's another cancel podcast more successful than now.
I know. We probably should have trademarks canceled. We could
use some business advice from Trump. Apparently there are behind
the scenes tapes full of blatant racism, misogyny, like just
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disgusting behavior from The Apprentice, and there's always been talked
about whether they will come out because they're really, really bad.
Another big part of Trump's entertainment career was his ownership
of the Miss Universe organization. From nineteen ninety six to
twenty fifteen, he co owned the Miss Universe organization, which
also included the Miss USA and Miss Teen USA pageants.
(23:23):
When he first bought it, he publicly ridiculed a nineteen
year old Miss Universe winner for putting on five gilligrams
on camera.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
He said, Alicia is like me and like a lot
of other people.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I love to eat.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
We all love to eat, not all of us, some
of you are lucky, but we eat.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
We like to eat.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
And she had.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
Tremendous pressure put on her with the win and everything else,
plus she was going from country to country, all foreign places,
and there was a huge amount of pressure. And some
people when they have pressure don't eat, and some people
when they have pressure eat too much, like me, but
like Alicia.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
When he got called out for that, that got resurfaced
during his twenties, he's.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Trying to build rapport with Alisha. Yeah, he's like, we're
the same. No, We're not the same.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
When he got called out for that during his twenty
sixteen presidential campaign, he said she had gained a massive
amount of weight. It was a real problem. Did you
say five pounds kilos? Five five kilos? Right?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
He also falsely tweeted that she was involved in a
sex day. Oh okay, that wasn't a thing. In twenty thirteen,
he brought the competition to Russia. He tweeted, do you
think Putin will be going to the Miss Universe pageant?
If so, will he become my new best friend. During
his political career, he referenced this event in Russia. He
(24:42):
told Fox News, I know Russia.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Well.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I had a major event in Russia a few years ago,
which was a big, big, incredible event.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Sir. It was a Miss Universe.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Do you think it's lucrative because I'm thinking about what
I would spend my money on if I was a billionaire,
and in terms of what I would invest in, what
I would buy, Miss Universe seems like a bit of
a sinking shit.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, No, it was okay, it was like over the
time he had it, it lost its value.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
I also think that it's quite a time investment because
it takes a lot of Like he was often just
there with his arms around women, but again he was free. Yeah,
I don't get how it like grows in value. No,
what do they call it when something is scalable?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, it's not. So you have a scalable product.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Well, I guess you could just make more and more pageants.
But I think what he wasn't counting on was that
women are busy. So I think he was like, we
just need all women to.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Be in pad.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
But this is something I've often said about people who
don't have a lot on. They can't comprehend that other
people have a full week. They're the type of people
who I have a friend, love him, but he will
call me at midday on a cheese Yeah, it doesn't
a lot on.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
That's trump.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yeah, So he's like, well, why wouldn't women be in
Miss Universe pageants? Well, you know they're working full time now, yeah,
or they've got families, they've got things on during the week,
what type of things? Okay, Trump, this is the problem.
This is why you need a day drum. Yeah, well
I'm doing Apprentice. Well that only shot for two months,
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and now you've got a big ten month free calendar again.
And that's why you are organizing a holiday to Russia.
He was asked whether he met with Putin when he
was in Russia, and he just said, I got to
meet a lot of people, and he said, and you
know what, they want to be friendly with the United States.
Wouldn't it be nice if we actually got along with somebody.
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And to that, I say, sir, the Gold War. You
need to be more aware of history.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
I don't think he has much context for that. Like,
I don't think he understood. He was like, what's everyone's
problem with Russia?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Anyway?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
And look, I don't have a problem with like Russians. No,
but I think that probably in the last say, two
three years, Russia has done some questionable things, such as
the invasion of Ukraine, and someone ought to tell Trump
yes or else he's going to stage another Miss Universe
there with his friend Putin. I think he thinks Putin
is his first name. I agree. And there has been
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tensions between the US and Russia for decades now. He's
quite profound, Yeah, quite profound. Speaking of media, During a
March two thousand and six appearance on the View with
his daughter Ivanka, Donald Trump was asked how he would
react if Playboy would ever feature Ivanka's picture on its cover.
(27:29):
Weird question, and he said, question, I don't think she'd
do that inside the magazine.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Although figure I've said that if Evanka weren't my daughter,
perhaps I'd be dating her.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
It's so weird.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
May that's a really odd thing to say. I think
sometimes he does say something really weird. I don't know
if he's aware that it's weird after it comes out
of his mouth, Like, do you think that as he
said it, he went no, I think I don't think
I nailed that. I don't think that's it. It came
(28:10):
out weird. Trump University. Trump University was a real estate
training program that ran from two thousand and five to
twenty ten. Was it a pyramid scheme? Because that sounds
(28:30):
like a pyramids game. Is that just like an MLM
pyramids game situation? How dare you call it a pyramid schame?
It it sounds pyramidy. It's a bait and switch scheme. Oh,
it's different. It is more clearly fraudulent. It is also
fraudulent and incredibly obvious leading. It didn't do what it
said it was going to do. Okay, all right, So
it was operated by the Trump Organization, and in twenty eleven,
(28:52):
after multiple investigations, it stopped its operations. Now, it was
founded in two thousand and four by Donald Trump, and
it offered courses in real estate, asset management, entrepreneurship, and
wealth creation. Number one problem with Trump University was not
a university by any definition of the word universe. Could
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you get like a diploma or a degree or not
any It was not an accredited university or college. It
conducted three and five day seminars often called retreats, and
it used high pressure tactics to sell them to its customers.
Those just a business. Yes, it didn't offer college credit.
(29:36):
It didn't grant degrees or grade its students. It has
since been called a massive scam. Trump University was also
the subject of two class action lawsuits, and they centered
around the fact that the university defrauded its students by
using misleading marketing practices and engaging in really aggressive sales tactics.
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Trump claimed that students gave the courses ninety eight percent
with favorable reviews, but when investigations spoke to former students,
it turned out that employees of the university, which wasn't
a university, pressured students to give favorable reviews and then
told them they had to fill out those forms to
(30:23):
get their graduation certificates. See, that's one of the tricks
I teach it, Trump And yeah, it's called how to
be a trick Star. It's yeah, and number one is
don't give them their fake degree until they've said you're
good at it. Yeah. Yeah, honestly, Switch, it was just
practicing what it was.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
You know what it's like.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
It's not quite like this because it is more intense,
But it's like when you get out of an uber
and the uber driver gives you a really like deep
stare and says, please give me five stars.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Where were we the other night?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
That's right, And someone said they're uber driver canceled? Yeah,
your uber driver canceled and then called you and threatened
you and said you need to cancel on me because
I've been downgraded because of how often I canceled. It's like,
that sounds like a whole lot of your problem. That's
very Trumps. He went to Trump University and he was like,
what I'm going to do is threaten you into not
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only saying you canceled, but also giving me a five
star care. Instruction for the Trump University program usually began
with an introductory seminar in a rented space like a
hotel ball and at that seminar, students were urged to
sign up for additional classes, and they ranged from one thousand,
(31:38):
four hundred and ninety five dollars seminars to thirty five
thousand dollars gold elite programs. Many students paid those fees
for lessons from experts who were kind of marketed to
be hand picked by Donald Trump. So he really used
his whole like apprentice persona to be like, you're going
(31:59):
to hear from Richard Branson, Yeah, yeah, And Trump himself
appeared in adverts boasting that the customers or clients would
make a million dollars in a year. Many never made
any profits and struggled because they were in debt after
maxing out their credit cards, because they were sold to
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relentlessly to take those courses that weren't even actually anything
to do with the university. Did they consider and this
might be on them, but did they consider starting by
getting a one million dollar load from that?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Doubt?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Actually, great point, because thirty five thousand dollars for a
program isn't that much when you've got your meal. No,
you've still got like nine hundred thousand at least you do?
You do?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
And so I think you've got Ellia Dent. Yeah, you
got a good point. What's the problem, so, Jess. In
the end, after all the investigations and everyone went to court,
Trump University ended up paying twenty five million, which was
ninety percent of the costs that they had made from
that entire operation. They're still more money. That's what I
(33:11):
also don't understand out rich people. I know, it's always
like they've embezzled ten million dollars and it's like, I'm
gonna find you one point eight And I'm like, I
feel like this is a net positive. I'm like, should
I be Jesse? Health beliefs. Trump says he has never
consumed alcohol, smoked cigarettes. I'm actually quite impressed by this
(33:34):
yeact when it comes to Trump. The man just likes
a diet coke, and I'm like, look, we actually have
a lot in common. Although is it die cocer? Is
it a full strength coke? I feel like that says
a lot about a pot.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yeah. He loves to soft drink. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
So he also says he's never used drugs. This is
because he witnessed his brother Fred's struggle with alcoholism and
later die from it, which's very sad. He sleeps about
four or five hours a night. I think that's not true.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Isn't enough. I don't think that's true.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
I think he read Kevin Rudd's autobiography, Yeah, where Kevin
Rudd famously slept four to five hours a night, which
made everyone think that he worked really hard with the
rest of the hour, whereas I think you just spend
four hours being shitty because you've not had enough sleep.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah. But the man, he's not got a busy schedule.
He can sleep.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Maybe he has four or five hours at night and
then he has sort of his nine am naps, similar
to Luna. Luna does like a sort of a ten
to twelve. Yeah, and then she does three to four. Actually,
I think that great ups having those. I think he
naps like a dog lt during the day. He put
him in his sleepsack. You put on his white noise.
He put a little dumb dumb in. He has these naps,
(34:40):
helps with these moods.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Give him to some more milk in a bottle.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
I did read that when he was in court he
couldn't bring any food and drink, which are similar to
any toddler you need. Your backpack has the snacks. Yet
the snacks it might be fruit, it might be rice cakes,
some apple jeice, some apple juice. But for Trumpets, his
twelve diet cokes, which helped keep him alert, alert and
with it, he couldn't have them. And so he was
(35:06):
sinking into his naps, his scheduled now and this court
case is getting in the way of how his day
would normally look. It's very difficult to stay awake. I'm
being prosecuted. Then he just threw something at the judge
like it was a television and he's like, I'm bored.
I also think that for most people, the act of
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sitting in a courtroom on your own trial would be
enough adrenaline to keep you awake. But for Trump, he's like, no,
I'm really going to need those twelve dikes. He's like,
this is the biggest work day I've ever had, is
sitting in this Do people do this every day?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Sit in a room?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Wait, you may I turn up today and tomorrow and
maybe even the next day in the morning.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
This is punishment enough without the sentence. Jesse.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
He has called golfing his primary form of exercise, but
usually does not walk the court.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
And we need to discuss this because we used to
work at golf co.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah, and men there's men thought that they were so
special to go and do their like eighteen holes. Nothing
against golf, nothing against golf. If you're in a cart
and you start drinking, he's heina kitten at seven am.
It's not exercise, mate, it's not. You're just driving around
(36:24):
drunk and then swinging a stick, swinging a stick which badly,
which I will say might be great for the social life,
might be great for your well being.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah, yeah, is it exercise? Really not?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
The exercise parts meant to be, the walking up and
down the fairway, and you just know he sits in
the clubhouse afterwards, and has a diet coached because he's
had four on the course. But he's he's twelve in
And it used to be my job to be on
the drinks cart and I would come along with some
snacks and some drinks, and I know i'd stop and
(36:58):
I'd go Trump because everyone on the golf course looked
exactly like Trump. Yeah, there was a man who war suspenders.
I feel like Trump could wear suspenders while he's playing golf. Donald,
do you want anything from the drinks car?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
And then he says something like lovely lady and tups
me on the and then he looks through and he
opens up the one side that has sandwiches and he
slams that because he's pissed off about the sandwiches and
the salads.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
And he goes to the other.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Side where there's chocolates and there's chips, and he goes, oh,
they're having some of these and he takes it out
from the handful. You know someone's rich when they go
I'm just gonna get and they take out like six
chocolate bars and chips and you're like, WHOA just checking
it is nine fifteen. That's really aggressive. And I know
you had to bacon and make roll at the halfway house.
I saw you, and then open the other thing. He
(37:40):
doesn't drink, but he does want a morning deco because
like and he'd grab one of those. I think he'd
grab a few light bottles because.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Drink light water.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Yeah, frundration, thirsty this morning, absolutely just Donald Trump considers
exercise a waste of energy because he believes the body
is like a battery with a finite amount of energy,
which is still to really respect by. I think he's
onto somebthy In a book called Trump Revealed, two Washington
(38:14):
Post journalists write more about this battery theory of exercise.
They right, I can't talk about battery theory as though
this is a lugitimate theory, just as a person not
want to exercise and start saying I'm built like a battery.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
But even batteries are recharged.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
After college, after Trump mostly gave up his personal athletic interests,
he came to view time spent playing sports as time wasted.
Trump believed the body is like a battery with a
finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted, so he
didn't work out. When he learned that John O'Donnell, one
of his top casino executives was training for an Ironman triathlon.
(38:53):
He admonished him, you are going to die young because
of this. Then in twenty fifteen, there was a New
York Times profile where Trump said he was not following
any special diet or exercise regimen for his political campaign.
All my friends who work out all the time, they're
going for knee replacements, hip replacements. They're a disaster, he said.
(39:18):
I'm just in my golf cart. He exerts himself fully
by standing in front of an audience for an hour.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
That's exercise, but it's not. Technically, it's not. Though.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
In twenty fifteen, his campaign released a letter from his
longtime personal physician, Harold Bornstein, stating that Trump would be
the healthiest individual ever elected to the president. Harry Bornstein
the same as John who called that paper to say
that he was pretty sure Donald Trump was a billionaire. No,
because Bornstein is real. Because Then three years later, in
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twenty eighteen, he said Trump had dictated the contents of
the letter and that three of Trump's agents had seized
his medical records in a February twenty seventeen raid on
the doctor's office. In twenty sixteen, while campaigning, Trump said,
I actually have low blood pressure. Can you believe it?
Can you believe it? I have ultimate flex have like
(40:12):
one hundred over something. The doctor said, man, you have
the blood pressure of a great, great athlete who is
twenty years old, one hundred and ten. I like that
because I like being a great athlete. Can you call
yourself a great athlete when you have a theory of
exercise that involved in not exercising.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Because you don't want to run out your battery?
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Politics and the campaign. Donald Trump registered as a Republican
in nineteen eighty seven, Then in nineteen ninety nine he
became a member of the Independence Party, which is a
New York State affiliate of the Reform Party. In two
thousand and one, he was a Democrat, oh then a
Republican in two thousand and nine. Then he was unaffiliated
(40:55):
in twenty eleven, and a Republican in twenty twelve. In
nineteen eighty eight, Trump contacted someone in politics asking to
be considered as Republican nominee jaw Hw Bush's running mate.
Bush found the request strange and unbelievable. He actually ran
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in the California and Michigan primaries for nomination as the
Reform Party candidate for the two thousand presidential election, but
withdrew from the race. In twenty eleven, he considered running
against Barack Obama, then he announced he would not run.
His presidential ambitions were and I quote, generally not taken.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Seriously at the time. That's so sad.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Then he runs in twenty sixteen, and Jesse, I just
want to chat about a couple of the things we've
definitely forgotten about the campaign, and.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
I'm not going to list them all. He was a shambles.
He was a shambles. From twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
He talked about building the Great Wall on the southern
border with Mexico and getting Mexico to pay for it.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
Yeah, I would build a great wall, and nobody builds
walls better than me.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Believe me, Jesse. Why would Mexico pay for it?
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Well, you go to Mexico. I mean he's one of
the great negotiators. You've seen him on The Apprentice. He
would knock on Mexico and he would say, hey, we
want to lock you out, and they'd say why, and
he'd say, well, because you're all I think he's called
them more rapists and murtterers. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
I don't think he's ever met a Mexican person before.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
But he's like, because you're all criminals, and it's like, okay,
all right, we won't come. And we would like to
build a wall. Wall that feels aggressive, that feels very
the Berlin wall. He says, what's a Berlin wall? And
then they say it feels very Northern Ireland. They have
a big and he says, what's a Northern Island? Yes,
(42:48):
and he's confused. It's hard because it doesn't any contact. Yeah,
and he says, as I see it, there's an immigration
issue and that will be solved by a wall. And
then somebody says what about planes, and he says pause pause.
He says the wall will be high enough. He the
(43:09):
blame belt. Oh wow, true, and then as he's walking away,
he says it.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Saying what you're paying for it?
Speaker 3 (43:18):
It's very like your neighbour coming over with an annoying
request and then saying like, we're building a new fence. Yeah,
and also we want to go halves. And it's like,
but I don't want the but I don't want the fence.
I don't have the money.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I want that.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
That always confused me, like, yes, absolutely bizarre to suggests
a war which he called the Great War, which is
like Great Wall of China. But that's nothing to do
with immigration. Like he's just so confused the fact he
wanted them to pay for it. Yeah, I don't know
how he was planning on sort of invoicing for that
Mexico just to their email on a Monday. He wouldn't
(43:59):
have done it. But it's like to Mexico from Donald
for billion dollars, line item one time, great wall?
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Who's building it? We'll get to the wall.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Okay, well, actually I can't remember if I've got this
in my notes.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Oh no, I do.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
In the next part, which is about what he did
during his presidency, who was meant to build it? So
he started building? Oh I didn't know that, but it
only got built like a tiny bit. Yeh ran out
of time. Well got distracted. Okay, this is a dumb question,
but like how big a wall are we talking? Because
it sounded like he imagined it to be like building
(44:42):
a pool fence. Yes, like you know what we should do.
We should build a fence, yeah, for safety or whatever.
And you're like, yeah, great, well we can do that
in a week. And you know it always blows out
a bit or it took three weeks.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
How that's actually an art of the deal.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
He talks about overestimating the time ah of a project.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
How long would this wall have been?
Speaker 3 (45:02):
So the wall was gonna have to be three thousand,
one hundred and forty five kilometers.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Now you can't picture that, I can't picture no context.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
Yeah, the length of Australia from the north, like far
North Queens far North, Yeah, to the south tip of
Tasmania is three thousand, eight hundred and sixty kilometers or
actually not far off. So essentially this wall would have
been somewhere in the ballpark of the entire length of Australia.
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It's a big project. It's a big project from a
man with a not a big man. And also would
have to be thirty thousand feet tall at least forty
thousand feet tall because it doesn't want the planes coming
in now exactly. And then you've got to figure out
the invoicing. Yes, a logistical nightmare. How do you invoice
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the people on the other side of the wall.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
You think about it, there's no I got it. There's
a letter box.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
There is a letter box, Okay, so you just you Okay,
so you've got a letter box.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
But what if the people start trying to climb.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Through the word no, no, no, I wasn't thinking that. I
was thinking you put your invoice, which is like monogram
and stuff, and you're like Donald one time's wall, three
billion dollars, you put it through.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
What if they just ignore it?
Speaker 3 (46:17):
What then then you say you knock on the wall
and then you give them a notice. Yeah, and you
say no, mom over, you're invoice. What the plan you
threaten will tear it, will tear it down. If you
don't pay for it, we'll tear it down. And they're like,
please do we didn't want wall, Like, I don't know
(46:38):
how you it's a really bad plan and no one
called it out enough. There's so many other things going on. Yeah,
that's the thing. Speaking of other things. They grab them
by the pussy footage.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
I got to use some ticktock just in case they
don't kissing her. You know, I'm automatically attracted the beautiful.
I just don't kissing them.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
It's like a magnet. You just.
Speaker 4 (46:58):
When you're a start, they let you do it.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
You can do anything whatever you want.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
Grab them by the pussy.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
That was ft.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
So that access Hollywood tape that was from eleven years earlier.
It came out and then it was all about the
locker room talk and blah blah blah, like it's disgusting,
it's appalling. Grab him by the pussy doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
I doesn't.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
He can't grab someone by the pussy anymore. No, then
you can grab him, you can have something graben by
the mouth, like it's not something you do grab him by.
See even in a year has more bits And Okay,
here's the other thing. So it was eleven years earlier
and he was on the set for See maybe this
(47:38):
is why he couldn't go rogue on the Apprentice because
hists don't make sense. Yeah, no, exactly exactly. And I
imagine that there was a whole lot of stuff like
that said behind the scenes of The Apprentice that all
those tapes have.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Just this was.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
Eleven years earlier. He was in business mogul era. Why
was he on set of Days of Our Lives?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Oh, that's actually the question, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Yeah, because that's where it was filmed. Jath w is
the behavior of an unemployed man. That is the behavior
of a man, and I'm again nothing to do at
midday on Tuesday, and when we get in trouble. We
all know what it's like when we are underemployed and
we don't go, well, I'll tell you what. We drink
too much diet coke. Underemployed, which we are, We're wandering often,
(48:27):
we're wandering into watching days of our lives at home. Yes,
but he's like and you know when you're watching TV
and the sun's out and you're like, oh, he doesn't
feel good for the soul. We were at school and
you'd go doctor phil Oprah ready said he cook, I
want to cry. It was such a depressing evolution into
the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
It was. It was Jesse.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
I forgot about when Milania gave a speech that was
nearly identical to Michelle Obamas. So remember, Milania did next
to nothing, and I mean, we could do a whole
episode on Milania and fake Milania, et cetera, et cetera.
But she then did give a speech in twenty sixteen
and literally there are entire chunks I love it that
(49:09):
were identical to Michelle Obamas. Okay, I would never say
this about a woman, but is Milania hear me out
chat jpt is Milania, Yes, just Ai. Absolutely, And so
they programmed into her make presidential wife speech and she
(49:33):
was like, absolutely, I'm going to draw on the wealth
of information that precedes me. I've accidentally spat out Michelle
Obamas speech. Be you can't blame me because I am bot.
I am bot, and I did as bot.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
Jesse.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
Remember when people got mad about Trump and all his
problematic behavior, so he tweeted this, so many politically correct
fools in our country. We have to all get back
to work and stop wasting.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Time and energy on nonsense.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
Yes, this was August eighth, twenty fifteen, Jesse at ten thirty.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Go to bed. Who needs to stop wasting time? Who
needs to stop in time? And is it you?
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (50:17):
Because people are simply saying the presidential candidate is cooked,
and you are saying, oh, all this political correctness, it's
political correctness. We'll have to just get back to work.
Here's a question, Donald Trump, before you were the president,
what was your job? What was your job on your
LinkedIn come on, other than tycoon, which is not a job.
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Trump said things like this, and you reference this just earlier, Jesse.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
When Mexico sends its people. They're not sending their best.
They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending
people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those
problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, their
rapists and some are assumer good people.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
He calls he touched it. He couched it. Yeah, yeah,
he did call them rapists. Yeah. So then he tweeted
this to kind of make up for it. Do you
think it made up for it? Yes, I'm okay happy.
Hashtag Sinko demayo. The best taco bowls are made in
Trump Tower, grill. I love Hispanics. Wow.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Jersey described the picture.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
Okay, he's looking really stroked to be eating a taco bowl.
He's got like a real dollop of sour cream. I
love some sour cream. There's some cheese sprinkled, and he
is holding his thumb up and he's just saying, I
like Mexican food made by white people. I like Mexican food.
I'm going to build a wall, but you can still.
(51:49):
You can leave your food if you want any rights. No,
but that doesn't mean I won't eat. I don't like
a taco.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
I'm not racist. I like a taco.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
Donald Trump also he didn't understand what he was doing
at any point. He did something really bizarre when he
said he hoped Russia could find Hillary Clinton's deleted emails.
He said, I will tell you this, Russia, if you're listening,
I hope you're able to find the thirty thousand emails
that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded
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mightily by our press. It drew criticism because he was
inviting Russia to hack them. He was very much inviting
Russia to hack Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
His friend Pooty. It's friend Pooty.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
Hey, poot we hung out misunderstood at miss Universe. Can
you help she's annoying me? Come on, Puty. Clinton campaign
advisor Jake Sullivan said this has to be the first
time that a major presidential candidate has actively encouraged a
foreign power to conduct espionage against his political opponent. Trump
(52:57):
just takes a bow comment, wasn't a compliment, Jesse. Yeah,
that is all we've got time for. And in part two,
we're going to go through all the things you forgot
he did during his presidency, and it's going to be
a sad die, and that is when we will do
our charges and sentences correct. But Claire, speaking of lazy boys,
(53:21):
I have a lazy girl story to round out today's
show to leave our listeners with. This one is from
Gemma and she hasn't even said I have a lazy
girl story. She's just written lazy girl one word, just
as like context. I work in a hospital and before
I started this job, I needed to check on all
my vaccinations. I knew I had about eight different vaccinations
(53:41):
a few years ago. For being a lazy girl, I
didn't take note of which ones or file any of
the documents after I needed them. And where is that informations? Yeah,
dorn because I never know. So instead of trying to
find out what I'd already had, I just told my
doctor I didn't have any of them.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
And I got all of them. Again, I've done that. PS.
I do not condone you. I'm so true.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
I would love to know where my vaccination thinks because
a doctor, this is what happens. You sit down with
your doctor. Your doctor goes, have you had what's the
I got bitten by dog? One?
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Tis? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (54:14):
Have you had your tennis? And I look at my
doctor and I go have I had my technuts And
they say the problem with you is that you go
to lots of different doctors. I'm not your only doctor.
And I say I thought you had a record. Yeah,
because I never opted out, I never opted in. There
has to be a record somewhere.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Jab me. But if not, feel free to better.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
It's not her.
Speaker 2 (54:39):
On the side of caution yeah, and to be over jabbed.
They say she's a health professional. She says, not a good.
Speaker 3 (54:45):
Idea, but lazy, lazy girl. We will be back next week.
Bye bye,
So you're listening to a MoMA mea podcast.
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On Hello out louders. It is Jesse here and Casey
missed it. We are days away from finding out who
will be the next president of the United States, and
one of those candidates was incredibly overdue to spend a
bit of time in our canceled court room. It was
just that it was going to take us a lot
of preparation, and to be honest, we were putting it off.
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But my twin sister Claire, and I decided a few
weeks ago it was time. We were ready to do
a canceled episode focusing on Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
It is one of our.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Most popular episodes ever, which is why we thought we
would give you a little treat today and share it
with you.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
And if you loved it and.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
You want more, well you know we couldn't fit all
of it into one episode, so it's actually part one
of a two parter. Part two was waiting for you
in the show notes. Enjoy if that's the right term.
Just listen, Hello and welcome to cancel the podcast that
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looks at silly celebrity crimes and assigence charges and sentences
to them.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
So we can all move on with our lives.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I'm Chles Stephens and I am Jesse Stevens, and today
is part one of two episodes we're doing about reality
stuff businessman, former president and current presidential candidate Donald John Trump.
We have wanted to do this series for a little while.
And there was a moment where we went, the time
(01:47):
is past. Yeah, he's no longer in the zeiki. We went,
everyone's forgotten, He's not really relevant anymore and now, and
then Trump said, hold my magahet, I have alterned. I
have some things to say.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
We're dying, we're daying, we need money. Thank you, darling.
But mister Trump, you're not a nice person. That's true.
But actually I am.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I think I am a nice person.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Now, if you genuinely tried to do a canceled episode
about mister Donald, you'd be going for a decade.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
And that's the point.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
This man is so bizarre and silly and ridiculous that
you forget, You forget all of it, so that if
someone today were to stop you on the street and say, Jesse,
why should Donald Trump not be president?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
You're like, I don't know where to start.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You're like, uh uh, that's part of his genius.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It's like, uh, make America great again. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, it's very hard to like, I know bad because
I kind of vaguely. Then go the Apprentice, which is
his greatest crime, but it's also not not a crime.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, and it's like.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
He sexually assaulted everyone that was ten lifetimes ago. He
did that for everyone. Obviously, there are his actual crimes.
Just for example, in May this year, oh, I forgot
a jury in New York found Trump guilty. I'm thirty
four fell in accounts of falsifying business records related to
a hush money payment to Stormy Daniels. Imagine how many
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felony accounts if silliness was also a crime, and if
he was in the council courtroom, which now.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
He is, Yeah, wow, charge charge, charge sentence.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
This made him the first former US president to be
convicted of a crime. He has also been indicted on
fifty four other felony counts related to his mishandling of
classified documents. That's a big thing that like the documents
you have in your president are quite private, and he
did not actually sound very interesting to me. It's like,
(03:44):
to be completely honest, and I did follow this. There
is a number of felony accounts we get to where
I check out and I go, how much does a
felon account even matter? If we can get fifty four
of them exactly? And it's like, if Joe Biden or
Kamala Harris was accused of one thing, I'd be like, oh, oh,
what is a criminal? Yeah, he's accused of fifty four
on top of what he's already been found guilty of,
(04:07):
and I'm like, oh, blur. He's also been indicted on
felony counts related to his efforts to overturn the twenty
twenty presidential election. Remember when he just threw his hands
up and rejected democracy.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
People have to keep reminding everyone of it. It's like
he's a threat to democracy. And everyone's like, you can't
just accuse someone of being a threat to democracy. And
he's like, no, he tried to say that votes don't count.
It's like, no, he did try and do that.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
That's actually true. He didn't attend Biden's inauguration. He incided
a riot. He I went very quiet about him.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
He straight up was like if I lose, doesn't count.
He said, if I lose doesn't count, incited riot, and
then said that was actually a lot like Martin Luther King.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
And it wasn't a lot like Martin Luther King. It
was the opposite.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yes, the people of January sixth were treated very unfairly.
I was at the Washington Monument. I was at the
whole thing. I had crowds. I don't know who's ever
had a bigger crowd than I have, but I had
it many times, the biggest crowd I've ever spoken. I've
look into the biggest crowds. Nobody's spoken to crowds bigger
than me. If you look at Martin Luther King when
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he did his speech, his great speech, and you look
at ours, same real estate, same everything, same number of people,
if not we had more, and you look at the
picture of his crowd, my pro we actually had more people.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
In civil proceedings, he's been found liable for sexual abuse
and defamation in twenty twenty three, defamation in twenty twenty four,
and financial fraud in twenty two. See definiteat it mays nothing.
A man's walking around being potentially the next president of
the United States, What does a defamation ruling. Even mean,
why can you be currently in court and also a
(05:51):
criminal and also be maybe going to be president. Yeah,
It's like, what are you doing after court today? I'm
going to my rally to become president.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
And then it's like you're leaving a rally and it
run's like, oh, you need to leave early, and it's like, yeah,
I got a court date.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I gotta go to court. This just sous the same run.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Before his career in politics, he and his businesses had
been plaintiffs or defendants. He's a slashy y' slashy He's
always been the ultimate slashy Yeah. Yeah, because he's been businessman,
reality TV star.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
But fell On.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Fellon as the additional slash for his say truth social
account where you have to say who you are as
a little bio maybe even on his LinkedIn Fellon with
a lot of little dot points.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Quite nice.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Yes, So he and his businesses have been plaintiffs or
defendants in more than four thousand legal actions, including six
business bankruptcies. He continues to say, I have never been bankrupt.
He has never been bankrupt because his businesses have gone bankrupt.
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That's why you create a business. So that if you
go bankrupt, it's the business that goes bankrupt, not you.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You can't say I understand it.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
But we are not here to talk about actual crimes. No, no, no,
we trust that the court of law will follow them up,
look at the paperwork and so on, do we because
a court of law does do that. But then there
is no consequence. I think there are consequences. Just one
of the consequences isn't anything to do with running for.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
President or going to jail.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
No, we're here to talk about social crimes, cultural crimes,
crimes against the vibe. They're the crimes we'll be looking at.
Even still, you could look at those crimes forever. So
this is not exhaustive. Oh how did you come up
with your scope? It is simply for the laughs. Okay,
you were guided by your nose. I was guided by
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my nose. Is the only way to explain it. Let
us Kenny good, judge, Let us begin. Donald John Trump
is seventy eight years old. He was elected the forty
fifth president of the United States in twenty sixteen, and
when he was inaugraded in twenty seventeen, he became the
only US president without prior military or government experience. Absolutely none, nada, zero, unqualified.
(08:16):
He's also the only US president to have been impeached twice,
in twenty nineteen for abuse of power and obstruction of
Congress after he pressured Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden. Just
sounds so bizarre, and in twenty twenty one for incitement
of insurrection. He was born in New York, and he
went to a private school and then studied economics at
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the University of Pennsylvania. We don't know what he was
like at school because in twenty fifteen, his lawyer threatened
Trump's colleges, his high school, and the college board with
legal action if they released his academic records. That's not
a good reflection on your academic record. People don't do
that on it's high distinctions or ipluses or fine or fine.
(09:03):
During the Vietnam War in the sixties, Trump avoided being
drafted into the armed forces by saying he was at
college and claiming to have bone spurs. I'm bone spurs
is what my good friend Nadal has in his knee. Well,
he is a professionally. He plays elite tennis with his
(09:23):
bone spurs. Where were Trump's boned spurs Okay he didn't. No,
I'm all for people getting out of he has a
bone spur neck in his neck. Yes, Oh, he'd never
get out of dadtry service. Bit Dad's in his sixties.
I'm all for people bludging their way out of military service. Oh.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I respect it, But I feel.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Like if you are going to be the person to
deploy the military as president, oh you got him, you
gota be willing to serve in it.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Do you not think?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Okay, here's the issue. It's not like he was a
conscientious objector. No, he didn't go. I don't believe in combat.
I don't believe in war. I'm actually going to protest
against this. What he did is he lied about his
bone spur, which I think that if you asked him
a few questions about wear and what, let's just say,
has a bone spur come up?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Since and he.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Does constantly claim to be in perfect health, and he's
never brought up his bone spurs. So how's the spur going?
Dad's in his neck. So maybe Trump has a very
sore neck. Maybe it has limited his tennis career, although
I think if he had a bone spur would have
limited his golf game. Yeah, and according to him, he
has a great, great handicap.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I just won two club championships, not even senior, two
regular club championships. To do that, you have to be
quite smart, and you have to be able to hit
the ball a long way, and I do it.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
But I guess him getting out of military service is
probably the first example of what we'll see as a
theme him being a lazy boy.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Lazy boy, boy, boy boy.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Welcome to the Castle courtroom, Trump, You are in good company.
Trump has been married three times and has five children.
He spent most of his career as the president of
his father's real estate business. He renamed it the Trump
Organization and focused the company building and renovating skyscrapers, hotels, casinos,
and golf courses. He became famous in the entertainment world
(11:16):
as an owner of the Miss Universe, Miss USA and
Miss Teen USA beauty pageants, then as creator and host
of The Apprentice, which was a brilliant show. Is that
still on?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It had like a different host.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
He's on in lots and lots of different countries, and
there's like Celebrity Apprentice and all of that. I don't
know if it was actually his brainchild. Well, we'll get
Oh okay, but I loved the Apprentice Jesse. In part one,
we're going to discuss all the cooked things Trump did
pre presidency and during his election campaign. Then in part
two next week, we're going to discuss all the things
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you forgot he did as president. Oh no, and they're
really funny.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Some of them are. They're funny because he's not currently
the president.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, so it feels retrospective, yes, and there are like
memes and stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
But then there's also like that time he just dropped
the government from functioning.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I remember the government was so funny.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Good lazy boy, lazy boy, boy, boy boy. My structure
for today is as follows. Lying about his money, books
and TV Trump university, health beliefs, and politics and the campaign.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I vaguely know about some of these things.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Lying about his money, Trump likes to say that his
career began with a small loan of just one million
dollars from his father. He says he had to pay
that loan back with interest. But Trump was a millionaire
by the time he was eight, and we know that
he borrowed at least sixty million USD from his father,
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mostly failed to pay it back, and then got another
four hundred and thirteen million USD from his father's company.
A report in twenty sixteen found that compared to the
stock market and property in New York, Trump's investments underperformed. Essentially,
you would have been better off just investing that money
(13:11):
than Donald Trump having it and doing his business. If
Donald Trump is Wall Street, he's nineteen twenty nine. Yeah,
he's a Wall Street crash. He's a great depression. He's
a money pit. In twenty eighteen, he and his family
were reported to have committed tax fraud to avoid paying
hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes on the real
estate fortune that was passed down from their father. Trump's
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tax returns from nineteen eighty five to nineteen ninety four
show net losses totaling one point one seven billion. The
losses were higher than those of almost every other American
tax bayer. That actually amazing. Actually that's a lot of
money to lose. But none of that matters. What matters
(13:55):
is that, according to journalist Jonathan Greenberg, donald Trump called
him in nineteen eighty four, pretending to be a fictional
person from the Trump Organization, called John Barron. This, mister
John falsely claimed that Donald Trump owned more than ninety
percent of his father's business in order to try to
get him a higher ranking on the Forbes four hundred
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list of wealthy Americans. Greenberg then found that Forbes vastly
overestimated Trump's wealth and wrongly included him on three of
the different lists. So like on rich List, yes, because
they had testimony from some man named John Baron saying
Donald Trump is actually no, no, no, no, okay, Trump makes
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that call everyone Trump.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Okay, just Trump's voice, Hello, It's Trump, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
And John barroon his names John Okay, he didn't even,
he didn't even, he didn't even try. But just it's
John Brump Donald Trump. Mate, No, he is so rich.
Put that in your article. Tax go on, go on,
write it. How much money does he have? One billions
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of them? One hundred billion dollars?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Trump?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
You Donald Trump gets to work and stop calling. Okay,
I have more phone calls to make. The next call
is to Wikipedia. Moving on to books and TV, Donald Trump.
I'm going to try and do a Donald Trump bo
Donald Trump has written many, many books.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
It's hard to say how many, but it's nineteen. He's prolific.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yeah, he's like Alexander Hamilton. His first book, The Art
of the Deal, was a New York Times bestseller. While
Trump was credited as co author, the entire book was
written by Tony Schwartz. According to The New Yorker, the
book made Trump famous as an emblem of the successful
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tycoon one lazy boy, Trump, you didn't write your own book.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Lazy boy, boy, boy boy to Tony Schwartz.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Really wants that book bok re kind of labeled as fiction.
He's a campaigned for that.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
During his presidential campaign announcement in twenty fifteen, Trump said,
we need a leader that wrote the Art of the Deal.
And it's like, okay, where's Dony. The Art of the
Deal explains the power of psychology and deception, which Trump
calls bravado or truthful hyperbole. That's what he says made
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him successful in real estate. He talks about things like
having a construction crew drive machinery back and forth on
a site so that the visiting board of directors thinks
that the work is further along.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Than it is.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Is that fraud and he instructed a supervisor, if necessary,
have the bulldozers dig up dirt on one side of
the site and dump it on the other You're a weasel.
You're a little manipulative weasel. He offers business advice, such
as the best way to ask for a raise is
to wait for the right time. Do you find that helpful?
(17:10):
When's the right time? He says, like, I guess you'll know.
I don't think Trump likes someone people ask him for
a raise. And I don't think he asked for a raise.
I think that his dad just gives him sixty million
dollars on a Monday.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
He also says people should always be encouraged to follow
their dreams, but realize that a lot of time and
money can be wasted chasing dreams that just weren't meant
to be true. If you're my kids, for example, you
can chase your dreams like evunka. If you're one of
my employees and you want to chase your dreams, maybe
get back into your box then, Jesse. Speaking of business indeavors,
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there's The Apprentice. Trump co produced and hosted The Apprentice
for fourteen seasons. It was incredible just over twenty years ago.
The first episode aired, it was called Meet the Billionaire,
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and it attracted eighteen million viewers. Twenty eight million watched
the season finale.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
It won an Emmy.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Trump became internationally famous for his catchphrase, you're fired.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
You're fired. You're fired.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
You're fired, You're fired, You're fired.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
And it elevated him to someone who came across as
really common sense and authoritative and fair. You've got to admit,
like we watched it as kids. We would sit there
in front of the TV drinking Milo and we would
just say, you fired, you fired, your fired, And remember
the opening credits, money morning mon in morn. We'd walk
around the house and yeah, in money, and mom and
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dad would be like, we don't have the message of
this show. We're like, my, hey, and we're walking down
the streets of New York just like throwing monopoly money around,
and we're like, I want to be in the boardroom.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
What do you want to sell?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
I don't know, I don't know, but you're fired. And
we would do a lot of that.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Now.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
According to one of the producers on the show, people
working on it had to sign expansive non disclosure agreements
that promised to find a five million dollars and jail
time if they shared what happened. Jesse the original idea
was to have a new billionaire each season. Oh it
wasn't that Trump would just be a certified billionaire. Uh,
(19:25):
because it sounds like, well.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
No, this is the thing.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Let's not pretend we understand money, because this is this
is what I understand. It's always like I went bankrupt
and now I'm buying a jet, and then it's like
Kylie Jenner's a billionaire.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
In my mind, if Kylie Jenner is a billionaire, if
I were to say to her, right now, let's go
to combank, you know, you go to an ATM, and
it could be like, what's in my account? What comes
up is one and maybe seven zeros? Could I tell
you nine zeros, more zeros than I've ever seen? And
I go, boom, you're a billionaire. If it's one dollar less,
you're not a billionaire. But in my mind, you've got
(20:02):
to be able to withdraw that cash now, and from
combat and from combank specifically. Yes, I don't understand stocks.
I don't understand shares. I don't understand equity or assets.
I don't understand busins, don't understand lip kids, don't understand
Trump towers. So in my mind, if they're selling him
as a billionaire he has I think it's technically referred
(20:23):
to as liquid. Yeah, liquid funds. He's got to have
some liquid. Yeah, it's just sitting there now. This information
that I'm about to share about The Apprentice comes from
a producer who wrote this huge expose. So apparently they
tried to get several different people for the first season,
and Trump was the only one who said, yes, pretty
much that whole scene. Do you think they're trying to
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get Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
This is it.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Billionaires are busy. Billionaires busiest. And Trump was the only
one who was like, let me look at my calendar.
I am absolutely fraid. Did you want to film in
March April?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
May? Just let me check.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
I am free in June and July, and I've got
an opening in August, September, October, and then I am
on break November Jam.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
So I'm probably pretty open.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
And by that I mean I worked two hours a week,
so that's what I might film. But it's like any
billionaire you can think of, it's like like they generally
have things to have a what I would call a
packed day job.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Not Trump.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Now, pretty much that entire first season was scripted, and
this producer writes about how you couldn't let Trump just
go because he got confused by the names of people,
by what he was meant to do. Apparently in the
first like thing where they're in the boardroom, he is
like really unclear, saying like whit wait is somebody fired?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Like what's the deal?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
And then Trump like mumbled like yeah, I would have
fired that person, and the producer had to be like,
I think you should point at them and say you're
fire for clarity, and then Trump and then Trump did that,
and then it was very like Mark.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Holden, Yes, it was very that.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Well, Trump years later then tried to trademark You're fired,
and it was unsuccessful because he didn't come up with it.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
No, it's said all the time in workplaces around the world.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah, but also he didn't even come up with it,
which is similarly, this seems to be a billionaire trend.
If you will. Kylie tried to trade mark Kylie, this
is a thing. Stop trying to trademark things. And he's
already got a billion dollars. Why do you need more funds?
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Crass and Shine.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Apparently they're behind. If anyone needs to trademark things. It's
poor people, it's us. Yes, we should trademark canceled, except
we're gon't because there's another cancel podcast more successful than now.
I know. We probably should have trademarks canceled. We could
use some business advice from Trump. Apparently there are behind
the scenes tapes full of blatant racism, misogyny, like just
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disgusting behavior from The Apprentice, and there's always been talked
about whether they will come out because they're really, really bad.
Another big part of Trump's entertainment career was his ownership
of the Miss Universe organization. From nineteen ninety six to
twenty fifteen, he co owned the Miss Universe organization, which
also included the Miss USA and Miss Teen USA pageants.
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When he first bought it, he publicly ridiculed a nineteen
year old Miss Universe winner for putting on five gilligrams
on camera.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
He said, Alicia is like me and like a lot
of other people.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I love to eat.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
We all love to eat, not all of us, some
of you are lucky, but we eat.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
We like to eat.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
And she had.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
Tremendous pressure put on her with the win and everything else,
plus she was going from country to country, all foreign places,
and there was a huge amount of pressure. And some
people when they have pressure don't eat, and some people
when they have pressure eat too much, like me, but
like Alicia.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
When he got called out for that, that got resurfaced
during his twenties, he's.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Trying to build rapport with Alisha. Yeah, he's like, we're
the same. No, We're not the same.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
When he got called out for that during his twenty
sixteen presidential campaign, he said she had gained a massive
amount of weight. It was a real problem. Did you
say five pounds kilos? Five five kilos? Right?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
He also falsely tweeted that she was involved in a
sex day. Oh okay, that wasn't a thing. In twenty thirteen,
he brought the competition to Russia. He tweeted, do you
think Putin will be going to the Miss Universe pageant?
If so, will he become my new best friend. During
his political career, he referenced this event in Russia. He
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told Fox News, I know Russia.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Well.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I had a major event in Russia a few years ago,
which was a big, big, incredible event.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Sir. It was a Miss Universe.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Do you think it's lucrative because I'm thinking about what
I would spend my money on if I was a billionaire,
and in terms of what I would invest in, what
I would buy, Miss Universe seems like a bit of
a sinking shit.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, No, it was okay, it was like over the
time he had it, it lost its value.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
I also think that it's quite a time investment because
it takes a lot of Like he was often just
there with his arms around women, but again he was free. Yeah,
I don't get how it like grows in value. No,
what do they call it when something is scalable?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, it's not. So you have a scalable product.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Well, I guess you could just make more and more pageants.
But I think what he wasn't counting on was that
women are busy. So I think he was like, we
just need all women to.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Be in pad.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
But this is something I've often said about people who
don't have a lot on. They can't comprehend that other
people have a full week. They're the type of people
who I have a friend, love him, but he will
call me at midday on a cheese Yeah, it doesn't
a lot on.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
That's trump.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yeah, So he's like, well, why wouldn't women be in
Miss Universe pageants? Well, you know they're working full time now, yeah,
or they've got families, they've got things on during the week,
what type of things? Okay, Trump, this is the problem.
This is why you need a day drum. Yeah, well
I'm doing Apprentice. Well that only shot for two months,
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and now you've got a big ten month free calendar again.
And that's why you are organizing a holiday to Russia.
He was asked whether he met with Putin when he
was in Russia, and he just said, I got to
meet a lot of people, and he said, and you
know what, they want to be friendly with the United States.
Wouldn't it be nice if we actually got along with somebody.
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And to that, I say, sir, the Gold War. You
need to be more aware of history.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
I don't think he has much context for that. Like,
I don't think he understood. He was like, what's everyone's
problem with Russia?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Anyway?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
And look, I don't have a problem with like Russians. No,
but I think that probably in the last say, two
three years, Russia has done some questionable things, such as
the invasion of Ukraine, and someone ought to tell Trump
yes or else he's going to stage another Miss Universe
there with his friend Putin. I think he thinks Putin
is his first name. I agree. And there has been
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tensions between the US and Russia for decades now. He's
quite profound, Yeah, quite profound. Speaking of media, During a
March two thousand and six appearance on the View with
his daughter Ivanka, Donald Trump was asked how he would
react if Playboy would ever feature Ivanka's picture on its cover.
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Weird question, and he said, question, I don't think she'd
do that inside the magazine.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Although figure I've said that if Evanka weren't my daughter,
perhaps I'd be dating her.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
It's so weird.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
May that's a really odd thing to say. I think
sometimes he does say something really weird. I don't know
if he's aware that it's weird after it comes out
of his mouth, Like, do you think that as he
said it, he went no, I think I don't think
I nailed that. I don't think that's it. It came
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out weird. Trump University. Trump University was a real estate
training program that ran from two thousand and five to
twenty ten. Was it a pyramid scheme? Because that sounds
(28:30):
like a pyramids game. Is that just like an MLM
pyramids game situation? How dare you call it a pyramid schame?
It it sounds pyramidy. It's a bait and switch scheme. Oh,
it's different. It is more clearly fraudulent. It is also
fraudulent and incredibly obvious leading. It didn't do what it
said it was going to do. Okay, all right, So
it was operated by the Trump Organization, and in twenty eleven,
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after multiple investigations, it stopped its operations. Now, it was
founded in two thousand and four by Donald Trump, and
it offered courses in real estate, asset management, entrepreneurship, and
wealth creation. Number one problem with Trump University was not
a university by any definition of the word universe. Could
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you get like a diploma or a degree or not
any It was not an accredited university or college. It
conducted three and five day seminars often called retreats, and
it used high pressure tactics to sell them to its customers.
Those just a business. Yes, it didn't offer college credit.
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It didn't grant degrees or grade its students. It has
since been called a massive scam. Trump University was also
the subject of two class action lawsuits, and they centered
around the fact that the university defrauded its students by
using misleading marketing practices and engaging in really aggressive sales tactics.
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Trump claimed that students gave the courses ninety eight percent
with favorable reviews, but when investigations spoke to former students,
it turned out that employees of the university, which wasn't
a university, pressured students to give favorable reviews and then
told them they had to fill out those forms to
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get their graduation certificates. See, that's one of the tricks
I teach it, Trump And yeah, it's called how to
be a trick Star. It's yeah, and number one is
don't give them their fake degree until they've said you're
good at it. Yeah. Yeah, honestly, Switch, it was just
practicing what it was.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
You know what it's like.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
It's not quite like this because it is more intense,
But it's like when you get out of an uber
and the uber driver gives you a really like deep
stare and says, please give me five stars.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Where were we the other night?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
That's right, And someone said they're uber driver canceled? Yeah,
your uber driver canceled and then called you and threatened
you and said you need to cancel on me because
I've been downgraded because of how often I canceled. It's like,
that sounds like a whole lot of your problem. That's
very Trumps. He went to Trump University and he was like,
what I'm going to do is threaten you into not
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only saying you canceled, but also giving me a five
star care. Instruction for the Trump University program usually began
with an introductory seminar in a rented space like a
hotel ball and at that seminar, students were urged to
sign up for additional classes, and they ranged from one thousand,
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four hundred and ninety five dollars seminars to thirty five
thousand dollars gold elite programs. Many students paid those fees
for lessons from experts who were kind of marketed to
be hand picked by Donald Trump. So he really used
his whole like apprentice persona to be like, you're going
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to hear from Richard Branson, Yeah, yeah, And Trump himself
appeared in adverts boasting that the customers or clients would
make a million dollars in a year. Many never made
any profits and struggled because they were in debt after
maxing out their credit cards, because they were sold to
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relentlessly to take those courses that weren't even actually anything
to do with the university. Did they consider and this
might be on them, but did they consider starting by
getting a one million dollar load from that?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Doubt?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Actually, great point, because thirty five thousand dollars for a
program isn't that much when you've got your meal. No,
you've still got like nine hundred thousand at least you do?
You do?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
And so I think you've got Ellia Dent. Yeah, you
got a good point. What's the problem, so, Jess. In
the end, after all the investigations and everyone went to court,
Trump University ended up paying twenty five million, which was
ninety percent of the costs that they had made from
that entire operation. They're still more money. That's what I
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also don't understand out rich people. I know, it's always
like they've embezzled ten million dollars and it's like, I'm
gonna find you one point eight And I'm like, I
feel like this is a net positive. I'm like, should
I be Jesse? Health beliefs. Trump says he has never
consumed alcohol, smoked cigarettes. I'm actually quite impressed by this
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yeact when it comes to Trump. The man just likes
a diet coke, and I'm like, look, we actually have
a lot in common. Although is it die cocer? Is
it a full strength coke? I feel like that says
a lot about a pot.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yeah. He loves to soft drink. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
So he also says he's never used drugs. This is
because he witnessed his brother Fred's struggle with alcoholism and
later die from it, which's very sad. He sleeps about
four or five hours a night. I think that's not true.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Isn't enough. I don't think that's true.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
I think he read Kevin Rudd's autobiography, Yeah, where Kevin
Rudd famously slept four to five hours a night, which
made everyone think that he worked really hard with the
rest of the hour, whereas I think you just spend
four hours being shitty because you've not had enough sleep.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah. But the man, he's not got a busy schedule.
He can sleep.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Maybe he has four or five hours at night and
then he has sort of his nine am naps, similar
to Luna. Luna does like a sort of a ten
to twelve. Yeah, and then she does three to four. Actually,
I think that great ups having those. I think he
naps like a dog lt during the day. He put
him in his sleepsack. You put on his white noise.
He put a little dumb dumb in. He has these naps,
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helps with these moods.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Give him to some more milk in a bottle.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
I did read that when he was in court he
couldn't bring any food and drink, which are similar to
any toddler you need. Your backpack has the snacks. Yet
the snacks it might be fruit, it might be rice cakes,
some apple jeice, some apple juice. But for Trumpets, his
twelve diet cokes, which helped keep him alert, alert and
with it, he couldn't have them. And so he was
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sinking into his naps, his scheduled now and this court
case is getting in the way of how his day
would normally look. It's very difficult to stay awake. I'm
being prosecuted. Then he just threw something at the judge
like it was a television and he's like, I'm bored.
I also think that for most people, the act of
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sitting in a courtroom on your own trial would be
enough adrenaline to keep you awake. But for Trump, he's like, no,
I'm really going to need those twelve dikes. He's like,
this is the biggest work day I've ever had, is
sitting in this Do people do this every day?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Sit in a room?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Wait, you may I turn up today and tomorrow and
maybe even the next day in the morning.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
This is punishment enough without the sentence. Jesse.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
He has called golfing his primary form of exercise, but
usually does not walk the court.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
And we need to discuss this because we used to
work at golf co.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah, and men there's men thought that they were so
special to go and do their like eighteen holes. Nothing
against golf, nothing against golf. If you're in a cart
and you start drinking, he's heina kitten at seven am.
It's not exercise, mate, it's not. You're just driving around
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drunk and then swinging a stick, swinging a stick which badly,
which I will say might be great for the social life,
might be great for your well being.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah, yeah, is it exercise? Really not?
Speaker 3 (36:38):
The exercise parts meant to be, the walking up and
down the fairway, and you just know he sits in
the clubhouse afterwards, and has a diet coached because he's
had four on the course. But he's he's twelve in
And it used to be my job to be on
the drinks cart and I would come along with some
snacks and some drinks, and I know i'd stop and
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I'd go Trump because everyone on the golf course looked
exactly like Trump. Yeah, there was a man who war suspenders.
I feel like Trump could wear suspenders while he's playing golf. Donald,
do you want anything from the drinks car?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
And then he says something like lovely lady and tups
me on the and then he looks through and he
opens up the one side that has sandwiches and he
slams that because he's pissed off about the sandwiches and
the salads.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
And he goes to the other.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Side where there's chocolates and there's chips, and he goes, oh,
they're having some of these and he takes it out
from the handful. You know someone's rich when they go
I'm just gonna get and they take out like six
chocolate bars and chips and you're like, WHOA just checking
it is nine fifteen. That's really aggressive. And I know
you had to bacon and make roll at the halfway house.
I saw you, and then open the other thing. He
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doesn't drink, but he does want a morning deco because
like and he'd grab one of those. I think he'd
grab a few light bottles because.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Drink light water.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Yeah, frundration, thirsty this morning, absolutely just Donald Trump considers
exercise a waste of energy because he believes the body
is like a battery with a finite amount of energy,
which is still to really respect by. I think he's
onto somebthy In a book called Trump Revealed, two Washington
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Post journalists write more about this battery theory of exercise.
They right, I can't talk about battery theory as though
this is a lugitimate theory, just as a person not
want to exercise and start saying I'm built like a battery.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
But even batteries are recharged.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
After college, after Trump mostly gave up his personal athletic interests,
he came to view time spent playing sports as time wasted.
Trump believed the body is like a battery with a
finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted, so he
didn't work out. When he learned that John O'Donnell, one
of his top casino executives was training for an Ironman triathlon.
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He admonished him, you are going to die young because
of this. Then in twenty fifteen, there was a New
York Times profile where Trump said he was not following
any special diet or exercise regimen for his political campaign.
All my friends who work out all the time, they're
going for knee replacements, hip replacements. They're a disaster, he said.
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I'm just in my golf cart. He exerts himself fully
by standing in front of an audience for an hour.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
That's exercise, but it's not. Technically, it's not. Though.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
In twenty fifteen, his campaign released a letter from his
longtime personal physician, Harold Bornstein, stating that Trump would be
the healthiest individual ever elected to the president. Harry Bornstein
the same as John who called that paper to say
that he was pretty sure Donald Trump was a billionaire. No,
because Bornstein is real. Because Then three years later, in
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twenty eighteen, he said Trump had dictated the contents of
the letter and that three of Trump's agents had seized
his medical records in a February twenty seventeen raid on
the doctor's office. In twenty sixteen, while campaigning, Trump said,
I actually have low blood pressure. Can you believe it?
Can you believe it? I have ultimate flex have like
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one hundred over something. The doctor said, man, you have
the blood pressure of a great, great athlete who is
twenty years old, one hundred and ten. I like that
because I like being a great athlete. Can you call
yourself a great athlete when you have a theory of
exercise that involved in not exercising.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Because you don't want to run out your battery?
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Politics and the campaign. Donald Trump registered as a Republican
in nineteen eighty seven, Then in nineteen ninety nine he
became a member of the Independence Party, which is a
New York State affiliate of the Reform Party. In two
thousand and one, he was a Democrat, oh then a
Republican in two thousand and nine. Then he was unaffiliated
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in twenty eleven, and a Republican in twenty twelve. In
nineteen eighty eight, Trump contacted someone in politics asking to
be considered as Republican nominee jaw Hw Bush's running mate.
Bush found the request strange and unbelievable. He actually ran
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in the California and Michigan primaries for nomination as the
Reform Party candidate for the two thousand presidential election, but
withdrew from the race. In twenty eleven, he considered running
against Barack Obama, then he announced he would not run.
His presidential ambitions were and I quote, generally not taken.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Seriously at the time. That's so sad.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Then he runs in twenty sixteen, and Jesse, I just
want to chat about a couple of the things we've
definitely forgotten about the campaign, and.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
I'm not going to list them all. He was a shambles.
He was a shambles. From twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
He talked about building the Great Wall on the southern
border with Mexico and getting Mexico to pay for it.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
Yeah, I would build a great wall, and nobody builds
walls better than me.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Believe me, Jesse. Why would Mexico pay for it?
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Well, you go to Mexico. I mean he's one of
the great negotiators. You've seen him on The Apprentice. He
would knock on Mexico and he would say, hey, we
want to lock you out, and they'd say why, and
he'd say, well, because you're all I think he's called
them more rapists and murtterers. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
I don't think he's ever met a Mexican person before.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
But he's like, because you're all criminals, and it's like, okay,
all right, we won't come. And we would like to
build a wall. Wall that feels aggressive, that feels very
the Berlin wall. He says, what's a Berlin wall? And
then they say it feels very Northern Ireland. They have
a big and he says, what's a Northern Island? Yes,
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and he's confused. It's hard because it doesn't any contact. Yeah,
and he says, as I see it, there's an immigration
issue and that will be solved by a wall. And
then somebody says what about planes, and he says pause pause.
He says the wall will be high enough. He the
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blame belt. Oh wow, true, and then as he's walking away,
he says it.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Saying what you're paying for it?
Speaker 3 (43:18):
It's very like your neighbour coming over with an annoying
request and then saying like, we're building a new fence. Yeah,
and also we want to go halves. And it's like,
but I don't want the but I don't want the fence.
I don't have the money.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I want that.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
That always confused me, like, yes, absolutely bizarre to suggests
a war which he called the Great War, which is
like Great Wall of China. But that's nothing to do
with immigration. Like he's just so confused the fact he
wanted them to pay for it. Yeah, I don't know
how he was planning on sort of invoicing for that
Mexico just to their email on a Monday. He wouldn't
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have done it. But it's like to Mexico from Donald
for billion dollars, line item one time, great wall?
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Who's building it? We'll get to the wall.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Okay, well, actually I can't remember if I've got this
in my notes.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Oh no, I do.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
In the next part, which is about what he did
during his presidency, who was meant to build it? So
he started building? Oh I didn't know that, but it
only got built like a tiny bit. Yeh ran out
of time. Well got distracted. Okay, this is a dumb question,
but like how big a wall are we talking? Because
it sounded like he imagined it to be like building
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a pool fence. Yes, like you know what we should do.
We should build a fence, yeah, for safety or whatever.
And you're like, yeah, great, well we can do that
in a week. And you know it always blows out
a bit or it took three weeks.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
How that's actually an art of the deal.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
He talks about overestimating the time ah of a project.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
How long would this wall have been?
Speaker 3 (45:02):
So the wall was gonna have to be three thousand,
one hundred and forty five kilometers.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Now you can't picture that, I can't picture no context.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
Yeah, the length of Australia from the north, like far
North Queens far North, Yeah, to the south tip of
Tasmania is three thousand, eight hundred and sixty kilometers or
actually not far off. So essentially this wall would have
been somewhere in the ballpark of the entire length of Australia.
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It's a big project. It's a big project from a
man with a not a big man. And also would
have to be thirty thousand feet tall at least forty
thousand feet tall because it doesn't want the planes coming
in now exactly. And then you've got to figure out
the invoicing. Yes, a logistical nightmare. How do you invoice
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the people on the other side of the wall.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
You think about it, there's no I got it. There's
a letter box.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
There is a letter box, Okay, so you just you Okay,
so you've got a letter box.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
But what if the people start trying to climb.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Through the word no, no, no, I wasn't thinking that. I
was thinking you put your invoice, which is like monogram
and stuff, and you're like Donald one time's wall, three
billion dollars, you put it through.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
What if they just ignore it?
Speaker 3 (46:17):
What then then you say you knock on the wall
and then you give them a notice. Yeah, and you
say no, mom over, you're invoice. What the plan you
threaten will tear it, will tear it down. If you
don't pay for it, we'll tear it down. And they're like,
please do we didn't want wall, Like, I don't know
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how you it's a really bad plan and no one
called it out enough. There's so many other things going on. Yeah,
that's the thing. Speaking of other things. They grab them
by the pussy footage.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
I got to use some ticktock just in case they
don't kissing her. You know, I'm automatically attracted the beautiful.
I just don't kissing them.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
It's like a magnet. You just.
Speaker 4 (46:58):
When you're a start, they let you do it.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
You can do anything whatever you want.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
Grab them by the pussy.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
That was ft.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
So that access Hollywood tape that was from eleven years earlier.
It came out and then it was all about the
locker room talk and blah blah blah, like it's disgusting,
it's appalling. Grab him by the pussy doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
I doesn't.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
He can't grab someone by the pussy anymore. No, then
you can grab him, you can have something graben by
the mouth, like it's not something you do grab him by.
See even in a year has more bits And Okay,
here's the other thing. So it was eleven years earlier
and he was on the set for See maybe this
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is why he couldn't go rogue on the Apprentice because
hists don't make sense. Yeah, no, exactly exactly. And I
imagine that there was a whole lot of stuff like
that said behind the scenes of The Apprentice that all
those tapes have.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Just this was.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
Eleven years earlier. He was in business mogul era. Why
was he on set of Days of Our Lives?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Oh, that's actually the question, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Yeah, because that's where it was filmed. Jath w is
the behavior of an unemployed man. That is the behavior
of a man, and I'm again nothing to do at
midday on Tuesday, and when we get in trouble. We
all know what it's like when we are underemployed and
we don't go, well, I'll tell you what. We drink
too much diet coke. Underemployed, which we are, We're wandering often,
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we're wandering into watching days of our lives at home. Yes,
but he's like and you know when you're watching TV
and the sun's out and you're like, oh, he doesn't
feel good for the soul. We were at school and
you'd go doctor phil Oprah ready said he cook, I
want to cry. It was such a depressing evolution into
the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
It was. It was Jesse.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
I forgot about when Milania gave a speech that was
nearly identical to Michelle Obamas. So remember, Milania did next
to nothing, and I mean, we could do a whole
episode on Milania and fake Milania, et cetera, et cetera.
But she then did give a speech in twenty sixteen
and literally there are entire chunks I love it that
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were identical to Michelle Obamas. Okay, I would never say
this about a woman, but is Milania hear me out
chat jpt is Milania, Yes, just Ai. Absolutely, And so
they programmed into her make presidential wife speech and she
(49:33):
was like, absolutely, I'm going to draw on the wealth
of information that precedes me. I've accidentally spat out Michelle
Obamas speech. Be you can't blame me because I am bot.
I am bot, and I did as bot.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
Jesse.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
Remember when people got mad about Trump and all his
problematic behavior, so he tweeted this, so many politically correct
fools in our country. We have to all get back
to work and stop wasting.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Time and energy on nonsense.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
Yes, this was August eighth, twenty fifteen, Jesse at ten thirty.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Go to bed. Who needs to stop wasting time? Who
needs to stop in time? And is it you?
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (50:17):
Because people are simply saying the presidential candidate is cooked,
and you are saying, oh, all this political correctness, it's
political correctness. We'll have to just get back to work.
Here's a question, Donald Trump, before you were the president,
what was your job? What was your job on your
LinkedIn come on, other than tycoon, which is not a job.
(50:41):
Trump said things like this, and you reference this just earlier, Jesse.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
When Mexico sends its people. They're not sending their best.
They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending
people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those
problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, their
rapists and some are assumer good people.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
He calls he touched it. He couched it. Yeah, yeah,
he did call them rapists. Yeah. So then he tweeted
this to kind of make up for it. Do you
think it made up for it? Yes, I'm okay happy.
Hashtag Sinko demayo. The best taco bowls are made in
Trump Tower, grill. I love Hispanics. Wow.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Jersey described the picture.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
Okay, he's looking really stroked to be eating a taco bowl.
He's got like a real dollop of sour cream. I
love some sour cream. There's some cheese sprinkled, and he
is holding his thumb up and he's just saying, I
like Mexican food made by white people. I like Mexican food.
I'm going to build a wall, but you can still.
(51:49):
You can leave your food if you want any rights. No,
but that doesn't mean I won't eat. I don't like
a taco.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
I'm not racist. I like a taco.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
Donald Trump also he didn't understand what he was doing
at any point. He did something really bizarre when he
said he hoped Russia could find Hillary Clinton's deleted emails.
He said, I will tell you this, Russia, if you're listening,
I hope you're able to find the thirty thousand emails
that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded
(52:19):
mightily by our press. It drew criticism because he was
inviting Russia to hack them. He was very much inviting
Russia to hack Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
His friend Pooty. It's friend Pooty.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
Hey, poot we hung out misunderstood at miss Universe. Can
you help she's annoying me? Come on, Puty. Clinton campaign
advisor Jake Sullivan said this has to be the first
time that a major presidential candidate has actively encouraged a
foreign power to conduct espionage against his political opponent. Trump
(52:57):
just takes a bow comment, wasn't a compliment, Jesse. Yeah,
that is all we've got time for. And in part two,
we're going to go through all the things you forgot
he did during his presidency, and it's going to be
a sad die, and that is when we will do
our charges and sentences correct. But Claire, speaking of lazy boys,
(53:21):
I have a lazy girl story to round out today's
show to leave our listeners with. This one is from
Gemma and she hasn't even said I have a lazy
girl story. She's just written lazy girl one word, just
as like context. I work in a hospital and before
I started this job, I needed to check on all
my vaccinations. I knew I had about eight different vaccinations
(53:41):
a few years ago. For being a lazy girl, I
didn't take note of which ones or file any of
the documents after I needed them. And where is that informations? Yeah,
dorn because I never know. So instead of trying to
find out what I'd already had, I just told my
doctor I didn't have any of them.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
And I got all of them. Again, I've done that. PS.
I do not condone you. I'm so true.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
I would love to know where my vaccination thinks because
a doctor, this is what happens. You sit down with
your doctor. Your doctor goes, have you had what's the
I got bitten by dog? One?
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Tis? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (54:14):
Have you had your tennis? And I look at my
doctor and I go have I had my technuts And
they say the problem with you is that you go
to lots of different doctors. I'm not your only doctor.
And I say I thought you had a record. Yeah,
because I never opted out, I never opted in. There
has to be a record somewhere.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Jab me. But if not, feel free to better.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
It's not her.
Speaker 2 (54:39):
On the side of caution yeah, and to be over jabbed.
They say she's a health professional. She says, not a good.
Speaker 3 (54:45):
Idea, but lazy, lazy girl. We will be back next week.
Bye bye,
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