Moyra and Big Trev's CRIME!

What's not a crime but should be? Moyra and Big Trev go on a weekly mission to find these crimes.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Discussing all those things that are not technically crimes but
should be.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I know what a crime is. I went to shopping.
You know when you go shopping and you're maybe grabbing
some cereal and all of a sudden you're going, yeah,
I don't know if I have Coco pops or corn flakes. Ah,
there's some ham sitting in there where people will go
wayon't put back what they've got, and they stick it wherever.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I don't get that.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Like drinks cans, I don't need to be anywhere, like
they'd be one all over and I'll go and I'll
put it here.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
But why put the refrigerated? I mean obviously you're just
an absolutely numpty. You're doing it on purpose, Yeah, to ruin.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Well, the thing with that is it can't go back
on the shelf because, like I used to work, it
at a supermarket, you don't know how long it's been there.
You just have to turf it too risk you.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Just pay for it and take it with you.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, because you're being annoying, Yes, and I almost forgot
we were on the radio.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Crime that actually would be a grin and a really
bad way to end the year start. And then in
one day and I'm also not working.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
I'm off to commit crips.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I was making a coffee at it. It was a
place which is like a joint place, a tea and
coffee facilities there, and I was making a coffee and
I put the milk in and I did it, and
I went and sat down and the milk was off.
And it was a Monday morning, so I had been
there since Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, it's not that hard.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's not like I haven't I learned my lesson. Like today,
I was at the same place and I was like
this over the top of the milk, and this guy
walks in and he goes, we're rung, and I went, yeah,
we're good. Stead of let my lesson crime crime not
replacing milk in a communal fridge.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
It's not that hard. I want to sniff the milk.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, not like that's extreme. I think that hurts kind
of from Parkwood. What's not technically a crime it should be?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I reckon. What technically isn't a crime but absolutely should
be is get when you get into a list that's
already got other people in it and not turning around.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
You would just.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Get in the lift and you're just staring at everyone,
your back to the door.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh that feels like that feels like serial killer behavior.
That just is totally unnerving.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Criminal.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yes, I don't understand that. Why wouldn't you turn around.
I've been in that situation where someone just turns around
and you go get a and then I have to
like start a conversation with him.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, it's like they're wanting something from you.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, robbing you crime crime.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Thank you Connor, I'm going to start doing it. Karen
from Oxiford. What is technically not a crime, but should
be things.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Breaking down when you get back from holidays?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
What happens? Well, we got well.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I got back from Yamba on last Wenesday a few
days before the husband and kids and our fridge had broken.
We had milk, we have we had just like the
very basics but everything and now we're down money to
buy any fridge as well.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I was like, it's the crime that should be a crime.
And my sister I found out, did the same thing.
She lives in Sydney and she came.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Home and her washing machine had broken. Yeah, it's not fair.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
It's never like the toaster.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Is that it's always a bigger client yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
My ninja, my bullet ninja has been going for decades,
I swear to God. But the fridge on the fritz
for years.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well, we had to replace our akin oh that's raight,
a air con and our washing machine because the washing
machine get drinking out.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
That's holiday, big tramp for the driver on one day,
two night, and not Tomorto