Numpty of the Week

Numpties are everywhere and every week, Moyra and Big Trev invite people to nominate the biggest numpty they've seen.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Numpty of the week is back. Could be a numpty
you've heard or seen on Telly.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Or on the radio.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
You've read about.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
My numpty is a Gold Coast one now Wednesday morning,
it was a black Audi Q five was driven in
a dangerous manner towards a child at Paradise Point on
January sixth.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Now.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
The boy is.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
On a motorized scooter electric scooter and he's riding along
and he veers onto the road, but as the houdie
driver finds him and knocks him off his bike and
sends him flying, scratches and the thing on his leg.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's all captured on GoPro.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
The guy was fine seven hundred dollar five for knocking
to get off his bike, and you can see there's
a bit of an argument there. The kid is saying,
why do you knock me off my bike? And the
driver of the car is saying, well, it's illegal to
be riding those bikes. But he only got a seven
hundred dollar fine, and the family very upset about this, and

(00:57):
the footage is I don't know how he only copped
to seven hundred dollars fine for knocking this kid off
his boxy.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I think it was intentional. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Allegedly what if you look at the footage yourself. Supposedly
the lead up to the stories, they were going around
ringing doorbells. That's what the guy but to chase his
kid down and then knocked off his bike.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Sure that it's illegal? Yes, then his.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Am I numpty of the week.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
You are a numpty.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
You would have seen Danielle Collins as well. This is
a tennis player from America who last night the crowds
did not like her at all if she was winning
against a local girl.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
And then she also seen a press conference.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
At the end she was blowing kisses to everybody at
the end when she won, everyone was booing her. She
at one stage yelled shut up to the crowd. She
also smacked her bum to say kiss that, and then
also said well, if I'm going to be out here
for two and a half hours putting up with these people,
I may as well take the bigger paycheck, right and
also said that the paycheck will be playing at four

(02:00):
a girl's holiday that's coming up.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
This is her at the end of the press conference
as well.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Yeah, I mean I have to say it is like
good luck, like kissing somebody off or getting under the
skin of somebody that literally doesn't give a Can I
say it? I mean seriously, like, good luck trying to
get under the skin of somebody that really doesn't care
a title.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Numpty, you're a numpty?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yes, so we would like your nominations for numpty other
week rather than Southport.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Here's your numpty?

Speaker 6 (02:29):
Well it's I just saw it just as you announced.
What your numpty? Or have you gotten dumpty? Yeah, I'm
driving up Cottlouse Street East in Southport and there's a
guy in his board shorts and his beach towel and
has launched himself into the canal what exactly? And I

(02:50):
thought this, I can't he can't be doing and so
I did a U turn and went back with his dog.
So the two of them launched themselves into this black
water in the canal.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
If you're heading towards say like area, Yeah, if you're
heading to is it on the left that really murky
one down the side exactly?

Speaker 6 (03:13):
Hutred he's got the he's got the board shots happening,
and he's got the I thought, oh, he's probably got
his slippers and his goggles hanging out there too. But
he's got the dog and launched himself into the water
and I'm like, oh my god, this is your NumPy.
I'm doing a great job. Guy's great to have you back.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Ticket for you in the meat tray. TEXTA from Highland Park.
Who's the numpty? It's me? What happened?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
So I've taken a rubbish out one night. We live
on like a hill, so we've got a boat on
the grass and then the garbage been opened the lid
and then we got two card I just stood outside
the second one and threw the garbage bag around to

(04:04):
try and get into the bin, and I completely forgot
that there's a rip in it and the garbage is
went everywhere.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh how long did it take you to clean out? Mate?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
I just left it for the other the day after.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I want someone else to clean up. Next up? No,
you moved out? Okay?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
An hour?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Okay? Thanks? Next up? Can't like time with the boy
right and