Kids Do The Most Embarrassing Things

Moyra and Big Trev chat about those moments where you want to bury your head in the sand when your kid says or does something embarrassing in public.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
So it is a regular occurrence that I'm not surprising.
But I do visit the occasional bottle shop. Quality control absolutely,
and you know most of them do fund their renovations
through my visits. That's fine.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
One of them go on some great lavish holidays.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
They really do, really do. We're in there the other night,
Hope Island. Eli was with me.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
He is nine, not a big drinker.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
No, I cannot hold it and with his hands, and
I had my wine in a little box, popped them
off the counter and you go. And the guy who
seen a regular basis goes, oh, just is it just
the white? Yeah, it's the legs one because it's got

(00:44):
legs on the front of it. My mum really likes wine.
And the guy's like this yep, And I'm like yep, okay,
we can stop now, thank you, thank you. If we go,
let's go, let's go. Oh, my cart's a client. Oh
this is awkward. Okay, this is getting worse.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
My younger sign credence. When he was seven, we pulled
up to Cole's and he was in the car and
my sister was visiting. And the priest that goes to
school a the time, he walked up to the car
and I introduced my sister to him, and then awkward,
I think, goes, that's my auntie Alice, and she goes,
he knows, he knows. She swears a lot, and he goes,

(01:24):
really goes like a lot. And then we slowly but
sat back in the car and Alice was like kids.
And then I locked the doors on the priest. I
made sure she couldn't leave the car. I don't help
my finger on the door, let me out, don't swear.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Remember all right, we want to know when did your
kid embarrass you? I'm sure it's happened, possibly today, even
right now. When is your kid embarrassed you?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Please?

Speaker 4 (01:57):
I have to say my sad lawn some Clint twenty
eight years ago, I would say, at Sea World and
we're sitting on the grassy like hill things watching the
skiing show and dolphin show, hundreds of people. He decided

(02:24):
he needed to pee on the retaining walls and we
tried to make a quick escape. But then this woman
comes tearing down because we had one of those dolphin
clans things. Oh yes, yep, but she said that it

(02:48):
was hers, and so there was a a fuffle there. Oh,
my God, and so all the eyes were on us
and the three points.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
It happens to the best of us.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Trevor, just a couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, and I was thirty one, Yeah, and he was
doing Brendan from Ormo. What happened?

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Culturally sensitive as I can. We're at harbor Town. This
is probably about four or five years ago, and my
older boy, Benny, and he saw a couple of ladies
that were dressed in burker yeah, the black yeah, and
we're coming from Darwin. He'd never seen anyone dressed like

(03:31):
that before, so he said, look, bad ninja's duck and
rolled for cover in Harborstown, trying to hide from the ninja.
See he didn't obviously, it was funny.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
There you're turning away, Brendan Gang. I'm so sorry, Brendan
from Rabina. When did your kid embarrass you?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
He was about four or five and we were in
supermarket and I had the trolley and he was crouched
down looking at something on the bottom shelf. And he
stood up and he banged his head on the handle
of the trolley.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Oh wow, and he.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Said, and he goes Jesus Christ, and this old lady
down the aisle just gave me the filthiest I wanted
the ground to swallow me.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
In context at least.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I mean, really, you should have just finished off the
prayer and then go Amen, Amen, Hellelujah. Thank you everyone
for everything that we're about to receive.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Found the vegima

Speaker 3 (04:48):
And big trap for the driver tow