Numpty Of The Week

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right here. We want your nominations for Numpty of the week.
Everybody that jumps on air gets a ticket in the
meat tray, especially when it comes to you, Numpty, Are
you Numpty? He could be someone in the community self
confessed Numpty is always a good one, even if it's
in your family. Just doub him in mine is It's
video footage in a bottle shop. Now it's over the
owner's head. You can see the owner and he's behind

(00:21):
some plexiglass, and there's two young guys on the other
side of the counter just sitting there waiting. And onto
the right side of the owner are two packs of
Jack Daniels. The security doors are right next to the
one of the kids. He's Another guy's on his phone
just looking. Someone else comes in, cuts in front of
the boys, goes, I'm going to go before you go

(00:42):
get no raise. The boy stood back, and you could
tell there's one guy with his hands who's close to
the door waiting. As soon as the guy goes and
picks up his stuff, the young kid grabs one of
the ten packs and runs for the door, and the
door's locked, yes, And then he steps back and tries
open the again, but nothing happens and you can see

(01:03):
him just go put that down. So the guy, the
kid puts it down. Yeah, his mate doesn't move, he's
still on his phone. He picks the packs up, puts
it behind the security. The old mate walks out and
then he tells the guy to come over and start
paying for the drinks. Where they have to come over
and pay for it, and then he passes it on
and then tells him the bug raf you too, especially

(01:25):
the mate they try to steal it. I'm a Numpty
of the week, Daniel from Labrador. Who's your numpty?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, best mate Chris. He's playing out from Sydney for
their gold Coase Marathon. He's packed two right shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
No he didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, he's dropped the ball on that one. He's he's
got to set a runners and he's like, you know what,
I only need the one he packed two right shoes
and yeah, no good, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
So they look the same color at least or no.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, look he's six of the same assic shoes, but
he just buys the same ones over and over. Yeah,
he was rushing to the airport and just yeah, he
fumbled a bag a little bit and just grabbed two
shoes that looked.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Like and went, that is so good.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
He's just going to have to hop it.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Are you going in there with him for support or no.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'm doing the ten k mate.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
So that's good man, well done.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I don't have that sort of gastin me.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Neither.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Good luck. Daniel add to your mate with his one
shoe running around circles. Daniel from Ashmore, who's an empty.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I used to my Quarens and the I was doing
this delivery to this peach shopping wombat lady. I had
a way for this lady shoes buying this dog and
the lady who's on account.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
This card's not working, so I'll try it again, to
try like three times so it's not working. And they
finally worked it out with a man kick cards.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
That's fantastic, very good there.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
We got fera and big trap for the drive high
on one day to day, not tomorrow