How Did Moyra and Trev Get From Citizenship Certificates to Thriller?

Sometimes when Moyra and Big Trev open the mics, you honestly have no idea where they'll go!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
So this morning I had a task to find my
Australian citizenship certificate.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Dun't dun dund.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
That started off. So I had three caps of coffee
before I got started because I was just like I said,
don't want to do this anyway, kind of Yeah, three
cups of coffee. So you only checked on the roof
round violence last the other you've ran, I wrote a kangaroo, three.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Cups of coffee you walked in.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
They've been a little bit of putting the task off.
So I went through every single Do you guys have
like important document boxes at your house? Yeah, of course,
but like you know how I've got a caught like
a box of cords, like how that happens. Well, we've
got several boxes that I swear to God, every single
time I opened, I was like, it's in here, it

(00:59):
is in here, it is, it's it's and she's got responsibility.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
It's like and responsibility.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
So I found everything from my grade one report card
from Bobbie Park State School. I found every year of
the report cards from all Saints as well, all of
the years we should read those.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Okay, on all.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Right, I could bring them in. I found uh Jackson's certificate,
Paul's certificate, my mother's birth certificate. I found everyone's certificate
except I still and I'm not saying I've lost it.
I'm saying I cannot find my Australian ship certificate.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
You know how you doing a lot of cleaning up?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Do you reckon? You MND have no no no because
you no no no all box.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Because there's two hundred and thirty nine dollars between me
and a replacement.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
That's what's happening at the moment.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Hence why I'll be going through everything again tonight. Christa,
Why do you looks like confused?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
I didn't know you were Australian.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yes, I was born in New Zealand. Well that I
was a christ Church in Oh yeah, I mean we
came over here when I was two, so I really
didn't have a choice for mum popped me out, let's
be honest.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
But smuggled. She got smuggled.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Now Christo has joined us in the studio.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
What have you?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
What have you lost and cannot find? What can you
not find?

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Well, look it's I highly doubt I still have this item,
but I got given. Oh this is going to be lame.
You guys are going to burn the hell it's a
safe place.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Get ready.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Okay, So when I was in primary.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
School, Oh sorry, that's not it.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Sorry, Oh god, that's all coming back to he's triggered.
I was bullied anyway. I was given my parents bought
me this Michael Jackson thriller shirt. Okay, and no, that
was it and I lost it at school and it
has haunted me to this very day that I never

(03:10):
know and I still think about it every now and then, going,
I don't know where this ended up. I have no
idea wearing it. I think, did you take it for show?
Took it off for pe or something?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
How did you take that off out there? Going oh.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
So sorry? At what what point of your life do
you stop and think about this shirt? Like, I mean,
Madam dak.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
And seriously went like when I hear because we played
bit at m J on the raid, whenever I go,
whatever happened to that number?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I just love the fact that it's still bothering you down.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
What is It was a really good shirt, it was
I really wanted it and I loved it for the
couple of weeks that I had it.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
You reckon you could like bye another one.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, I've looked.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh my god, he's even looked at the school.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
You know, hey Mara, you know how we tease you
about being in the band all the time.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah Chestra.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
I've just been replaced.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Thank you glad to help. My work here is done.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
No, you still lost it.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Big ture for the driver on tomorrow.