Things That Make You Go BLERRRRRGH

It's their gut-wrenching, arm twisting, loin pulling segment dedicated to making Moyra and Big Trev go BLEEERRRRRGHGHGGHGGH...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now, why explain this story of the things that make
you go blurt. I found a photo and I'm going
to send it to our WhatsApp group right now. And
now it's a picture and you can have a look
at it now, guys. It's a picture of a country
football game, yes, with seven people in it. Now, five
people up and you're The heading says you know it's
bad when the opposition looks away too, and there's one

(00:22):
guy on the ground. Oh god, it actually looks like
a hoof. Now it's a football game. But there's one
guy on the ground and he's broken his leg when
he snapped it and it's like hanging from the joint.
But it's on the side, and there's four people. There's

(00:45):
two people on the opposition team that got their hands
on the head and walking away. I was looking at them.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
And I didn't look at the guy whose leg was
bending in the middle.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Where it doesn't bend that way. That's exact reaction I
was looking. So we want those instead, will makers go blak?
If you want me to pasties, I'll check it up
on my Instagram page, which is Moira Maine. No it's not,

(01:12):
and you can send us any.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
And videos.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
We love videos on our Instagram Moira Major. Okay, so
now you's the time to call things that make you
go blurt. Give us your story please.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I do like to go out for a bike ride. Yes,
And in the previous club that I used to belong to,
we were out in a group ride at a lady
in front of me and the weather was much like
it is today. Are you do you use the term
sports blower here in the GC? What's that when you're

(01:49):
in the middle of a sports game and you need
to get stuff out your nose. Yeah, you haven't got
a tissue.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah, you just out.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Oh yeah, So the ladien frown to me needed a
sports blow. Oh, I didn't aim her nose down, it
to the side and I took it straight to the faith.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
No, just no, just no.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Fortunately I google my sunglasses on. But take a spray
across my nose and mouth, what a beautifully painted picture?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
You said? That's so beautifully like really I could listen
to that again, but I won't ever.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh my god, it's traumatic.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
He called it a farmer's blow, the bushman's bushman's blow, a.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Bushman's blow, okay, and I got the full force of it.
Because she had a cold.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
And you were riding at speed so straight enough.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, yeah, there was nowhere to go.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
I was writ in your mouth.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
You throw it on, Kyle, What is the thing that's.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Gonna I've actually got a file in my phone, Like
I've got so many of them, my glove Hans and
de glove legs and yeah maye like just some real
heavy ones. And but one of the boys sons actually
went on a camping trip up north and long story short,

(03:21):
they were about four hours from the next town, so
they decided to pull up camp for the night, have
a few beers, and they were cutting some firewood and
the young fellow put the axe through the top of
his foot through big big toe.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
But when you actually look into the wound the photo,
you can actually see he actually went split the bone
as well, Like he's actually gone through the footing through
the bones.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Photo.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Mate, I've got so many photos of all the different
carnies from all the boys, the stuff they've done. Like yeah,
like I said, de gloved teens and gloves.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Hey, Kyle, we might have to give you a ring
once a week, but can you send us that photo
to my Instagram? Which is more remin it's not more major.
It's Trevor Butler.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Than tell you guys.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah yeah, my god, thy

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Big trip for the drive on one day, not tomorrow