We Call This The Reverse Numpty

Numpties are everywhere. Our friends at Captain Candy caught a couple of prize numpties red handed and then a listener turned the numpty on Big Trev, or did she?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Rodeo. We want your nominations for your Numpty of the
week because Gold Coast is a very big place and
numpties are everywhere. I approached one on the road today.
I couldn't get through on the M one because there
was a car in front of me. I was sitting
on a hundred. A truck was back in my left
and there was a guy right at my clucker and
he was giving me the bird today. And there was

(00:20):
nothing I could do because you were stuck in there. Yeah,
but there was nothing I could do it. I didn't
go fast fast, stay the speed leg. But we want
your Numpty of the week now. There is a few
numpties that are visiting a local candy shop. It's called
Captain's Candy. It's in Ashmore and there's another one in BURLEI.
We have Tanya, she's the owner. Hello Tanya, how are you?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Hi, I'm good. Thanks. Hi, guys, how are you good?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Now?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
We've tasted some of your delicious candy. I sent that
into us.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yes, really good, isn't it? You enjoy it?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yes? I'm seeing that a lot of other people who
are enjoying it, but they're taking it for free. What's
been going on.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'm not legitimately enjoying it to us. So we've got
a couple of numpties this week, Two in a couple
of days, but some of the first one decided to
fill her pockets and bag with our delicious treats. Was
caught on CCTV. Didn't pay for the items, so we
shared that name and Shameman after multiple people recognized her

(01:19):
and commented on her. She then came trying to correct
her ways and said she was coming into pay for
the items. Proclaimed on her social media that she just
had a bad moment and was coming in too apologize.
She shows up to apologize, which is fantastic, but her
apology was telling the staff to shut up about it
because she's now paid, and then flamed the glass doors

(01:41):
on the way out.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh what a very interesting person.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah. The second one's even a bigger numpty art.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
How do you get bigger?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
So yeah, wait for it. He came in and pops
it in his pocket, caught on camera, refuses to pay again.
We're powerless to stop in, so he walks out the door.
But then, in a true testament to his intelligence level,
he went on to Google and decided to leave a
bad review against this. Oh he did it in his
own name.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
So.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Too hard to steal from.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yay for us, Yay for my police report?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Joanne from Almo? Who is the NumPy?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
It has to be a big true?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Why I agree? What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
What did I do?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
On Tuesday? You decided to go to Ashwall City Shopping
Center in your little marone use there? Yes, and Rose Park,
but you didn't reverse your car far enough back to
the barricade so I couldn't get my car out. I
had to do one hundred points. Then the week go
to you did true me?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Maronka?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
It was you, definitely unless it wasn't du But I
saw you get out of a Marinka.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
No, he wasn't a car. I haven't had a Marine
car since two thousand and one.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
But guess what I'm not Why would they do that?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Did he have dreads or anything like that?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Or what happened exactly the same as you?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Wow? Oh my god? A doppel ganger? Two of them?
Oh no, no, Jan, he's a numpty and you are
you just a little bit.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Calling time with Boira and I'm a two nine