Numpty Of The Week: Roundabout Edition

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Pro Audio Numpty of the Week.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
My numpty of the week comes from a young woman
who rented a car from a business show she could
do some work in the area.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
I found this clip.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Ben, He's going to play you a little bit of
the clip, and you try and tell me what's happening
here was he?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
So it's filming in the car and out of your car?
Who's filming?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
It?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Just feel like an internal camera driving along? And then okay,

(00:42):
the beeping is her swearing?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
So she's hit something.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yes, she hit a ditch.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
She was involved in a serious crash where she car
slips into a ditch and drives along until it gets
to the end of the ditch and stops. She rented
this car and then the renter said her claim that
she got pushed off the road by another driver.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
So she lied, Yes, she lied numerous times.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
She said that, however, the car was equipped with their
dash cam, which showed you outside.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Of the car and inside of the car.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
The owner's disclosed this to her, and then she decided
to leave it on and not disable it. The footage
contradicts her story. Something shocking because at one stage she's
using her left hand to text and her right hands
on the wheel, and.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's the starty, you can help the start.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
But then she takes both hands up the wheel, grabs
her phone and starts texting, looking down at the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
And that's when you hear that.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
So she's taken both hands off the.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Wheel, taken both off the wheel, and her eyes off
the road ye looking.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Directly at her phone.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
As she looked up, the cars already veered off and
about to hit the ditch. And that the beeping noises
her dragging the rights the car through the and the
screaming is when she come to a complete stop.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Mine two is also car relations. Oh it's the guy
who stole the hearse this morning?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
What from a funeral home?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
He stole a hearse and he had an accident in
it not long afterwards, but quite a serious accident with
a fire.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
He's had to pry the guy out of the car
that he hit. Was there anybody in the back? Was
it like Parkwood?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Oh my god, he stole it this morning, thirty eight
year old guy. He's in hospital and under police watch.
Understandably so, but I just was amazed by that this morning,
and I was like, that looks so grandom.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh yeah, like a hearse. Yeah, it crashed into two cars. Actually,
oh my god.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Y all right, well it doesn't have to be road related,
but there's has to be plenty.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Of them yet there we want to know.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
He are Numpty of the weekends title Numpty from Madra,
who's an update the.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Tram driver that somehow he railed that tram and surface paradise,
creating all that damn traffic and smashed into a light
pole somehow.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
When you want to figure out how that worked?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
I know, how did the rail a tram? It only
goes one direction?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yes, and it's on tracks. Yeah, I wonder if there
was something on the track. It doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, the driver was okay though, like I didn't have
like a medical but then still, how does it get
off the track?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Very confer Yeah, that do that? Okay?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
They trate Gabriella from Koumera, who's an empty.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Why I do eat delivery at night time? And I
was coming home a couple of nights ago and it
was a roundabout. I was just I just got into
it and I saw someone going the wrong way around
No why there was no one else around, but I
just had to sit there and stair as they strove through, were.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Much How close were they you I was?

Speaker 4 (04:01):
I hadn't actually gotten into the roundabout. I just gott
into this. I stopped just as they drove in there,
so thankfully I wasn't on the roundabout yet.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
And what some it was?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
This, of course, actually some of those round abouts. Some people,
but I can't be confusing.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
It wasn't me.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
It wasn't a white cart, like time with Moira and
somed