Numpty Of The Week: E-bikes and Stepdads

It's that time of the week where Moyra and Big Trev invite everyone to dob in a NUMPTY!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now we want your nominations for the Numpty of the week.
The person that's done something absolutely stupid and ridiculous could
be a self confessed one. There always a good one.
Remember you jump on air with us today, you get
a ticket in the meat train. Two hundred dollars or
the Prime Valley Organic Meats will go to someone today.
Give us a good story, give us a good laugh
your Numpty of the week. Mine is a Melbourne tourist.

(00:22):
It's over an alleged shoplifting spring in Thailand. He's caught
on film plain as day is pretty much right next
to the camera picking up a soccer jersey or football jersey,
folding up and seeing it underneath his top. He gets
caught after he leaves, gets taken back to the security
place with them. He's got three football jerseys out on

(00:46):
the table. That's the footage of him. He's like they're
filming him as he's saying, yes, I stole that, I
stole that, and I stole that. He is looking like
The penalty is ridiculous is up to three years imprisonment
in Taiwand and the two hundred and eighty dollar fine

(01:06):
fifth stealings. The ty jail.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh, I good to choose, because I feel like you'd probably.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got the two hundred and eighty
dollars on me now yeah, but yeah, he is my
nupty of the week. Everything really cheap over there, like, yeah,
well that's what I thought. Everything is cheap. You might
be able to find maybe the holiday for three years.
I guess what's you're gonna have, roommate. I'll go over

(01:34):
a bit twelve of them, now, twelve where you want
your numpty of the week, Like we said, self, confess
someone in your family doing something ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Let's go tappy frye everybody happy fryyay. It nearly was not,
though for regular encounters with the e bike riders this week.
Earlier in the week, in the middle of the morning
down the Meta Street, one of those darling little e
bike riders, to say of the whiz passed me doing
the wheelie and then he's come acropper down into the

(02:05):
middle of the ditch in Bermuda, and I pulled up
make sure he's all right, And I just said, yeah,
I just said to him, I said, mate, I said,
I just want to remind you how good you would
look as a hood on him and on my uber.
Do that again? Yeah, real, numty Maiden. I don't know
what we're going to do about him. You know that.

(02:27):
You know we're on two or three in the morning.
What are you doing out this time? What are you doing?
Wheelies down Bermuda Street for thank you?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Jef eating from Camra.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Who is the numpty? So? He at his job in Costco,
he dropped the barbie, a brandery barbecue on his finger
and cracked his fingernail from the base to the toll ah,
how was the barbecue dammage?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
What was more down his finger? Of the Bobby Bobby, Bobby, Bobby?
Do you get stuffed his scan at Costco?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Damn well, I was just looking at the job. I
thought we're gonna be friends, all right, Aiden and Aiden's dad.
Thank you boys, thanks for calling. I'll get all time
with moy right and

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I'm fun two nine tomorrow