Numpty Of The Week

Every week Moyra and Big Trev wade through the pile of stupid people who do stupid things in the world, or as they like to call them.... NUMPTIES!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Alrightio, we need your nominations for Numpty of the we.
If you've done something ridiculous in your life or you've
seen something on Telly, self confessed ones are always accepted.
Plus you get a ticket of me try jump online.
Dob yourself in. I'm doubbing myself in because we had
the two boys from the Shared Minds media. If they

(00:24):
have a podcast and I use their content without asking
them when they were talking about well this, if.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
You haven't a bad day, just remember that it could
be worse. You could own a see them sung. So yeah,
that wouldn't be good.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Wouldn't be good?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Wo it means a sung user and all because I
used the same something everybody else in the world uses
the iPhone.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
But I use their content and didn't ask them. And
then we had them on the show yesterday. Two great lads, yes,
absolute legends of lads. Absolutely, but their podcast again was we.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Shared You're pretty Shared Minds, Shared Minds.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Okay, I'm so sorry. I did not mean to do
that for you.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Double nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Some Hello lads, Oh my god, so I am a
numpty other week.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
We need your nominations for Numpty of the Week. Laes,
what did I say the first time.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Carry for madriu bar who's your nupty?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Oh me?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, come on in brilliant.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Nearly every day of the week, but this one was
the week highlight. It was a highlight. I decided to
teach my granddaughter how to drive. She's only fourteen, but
she's been you know, can I drive? Can I drive? Okay?
Then right, So I put her on the front lawn
so I'm teaching her to what are the laughing?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I just know fourteen, front lawn, teach you how to drive.
That's the three things we heard.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, and I'm talking. I had my license for fifty years,
fifty four years. So I'm talking left block, right lock
two ten, two o'clock, ten o'clock, right hand down, left
hand down. And she's just looking at me like what
are you talking about? And I'm saying, and when you reverse, God,

(02:34):
look out of your shoulder. So she looks over the
wrong shoulder. I said, very very slow on the it's
an automatic, very slow on the accelerator. Of course, I
tell you, put the book right down. I thought she's
going to crash through the freaking fans. Sorry, yeah, anyway,
that's me.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Are you sure it's you.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
That's the big sounds like a fourteen year old kind
of drive.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
I can't dobber in it's all my fault.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Thanks carry What a capital of naineties.