Don't Inhale False Eyelashes: Numpty Of The Week

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Radio nominations for Numpty of the week. It could be
someone that you've seen in the paper, on the telly
in your life.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Could be you in the mirror.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, you could be looking at a numpty right now.
We want your nominations. You get a ticket in the meacha,
which is doing the dollars with a Prime Valley Organic Meats.
What that would be for a Friday would be amazing. Now.
My Numpty of the week happened at a well our coals,
my local coals. We were down there doing a little bit
of shopping. I was near the colieflower and there was
a lady she was grabbing like three couliflowers out of

(00:32):
the coliflower area. As she was doing it, she was
ripping the stems off there. So I just took my
time and waited and had to chat to one of
the workers out and I said, why don't you guys
rip the stems off the coliflower? And then amount he goes, well,
the stems protect the coliflower from the light so they
don't go yellow. I was like, okay, thank you very much.

(00:52):
I thought it was because you wanted more much.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I thought it because you thought that that's how we
had to have it and that's why we've been paying
it for so many years.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah, they're pretty and that we throw it out when
we get home. Anyway, there, I turned around and the
lady had left, and she put her cliflowers into her
bag into the trolley, but she left all the stems
in the bay where all the clieflowers were, instead of
turning around, taking two steps over to the bin and
putting the stems in there.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Can I be honest? I do the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Well you leave them in? Well?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Why because I don't want anyone to see me taking
it and putting it in the bin.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I do it all the time. But isn't it that's
what the bin?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
You're actually not allowed to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
You can do whatever you.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Want to know, you're supposed to pay for the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
You're supposed to pay for the whole thing. Why, because
that's how they sell it?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Too bad? I don't am I the numpty?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yes, yeah, sorry, that numpty.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Jan dude doing the gully flower? Why wouldn't you just
put him in the bin?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
And way, I don't know she's throwing out stock she
hasn't paid for it looks better when doing something wrong
to leave it in the place where you found it.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Is that what they do with stolen cars? Hello, ladies
and gentlemen, i'me you're an empty of the week, Wendy
from Who's Your Numpty?

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Well, anyone that throws out the stalks of broccoli and
coliflower because they're amazing. You can't up and put them
in stir fries or make chips chip, beautiful chip.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
When I think of chips, I think potato and sweet,
nice tasting things, and.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Not they are yummy trying.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Them all, I'm going to do that next.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
And you usually pay per item, not wait for cliflower
and broccoli. Really well, it depends where you buy it from.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Wait, yeah, who's the mumpy right now?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Everyone?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Grace from Butter Who's an empty?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (03:00):
It's made?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Great?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Why?

Speaker 5 (03:05):
Because I go to school and my friend wears fake lashes,
And when I got home, I realized one of them
fell on me, and I thought it would be funny
to joke to my dad that I had really long notice.
So I ripped it in half, and then I took
them on my nose, and then I took one off,
and then I actually inhaled the other one. We had

(03:25):
to go to ant get it out. No, it's still
in there, somewhere in my sinus.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Oh, still in there.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
They didn't get it out.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh Grace, How old are you?

Speaker 4 (03:45):
I'm twelve?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Oh god, this is possibly the funniest thing I've ever
heard in my life.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
One because of the joke would have been amazing too.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Don't see your giggle, Gray, It's still in there.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Great.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Guess what you are? A numpty big tram for the
driver on one day.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Tight, not Tomorto.