Moyra and Big Trev's Numpty of the Week

It's their weekly dedication to the stupid who walk among us, it's Moyra and Big Trev's Numpty of the Week!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Radio.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
We would like nominations for Numpty of the Week. There
have been a lot of numpties around on the Gold
Coast traveling around, I've come across so many on the road. Yes,
I got abused on the road driving home one night
because I was driving at the speed limit. This guy
like in my boot so close we could have been
like locked eyes, and then had the audacity to give

(00:24):
us crap as he drove past me and said, well,
I'm mate, but they're driving all over the road. My
numpty was involved in last Saturday's game. It was between
the Dragons and the Bulldogs, and there's footage of a
man and it's all over social media of him walking
up to the local canteen at the ground, buying a pie,
turning around, walking back up to the Bulldogs crowd and

(00:45):
then throwing a pie at a Bulldog supporter yeah, and
then taking off. He was tracked down the pie farroh,
got charged, he got banned from future games and find
no injuries, just annoyance, absolute empty hot too.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yes, you can.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
See him actually going and grabbing the pie and saying
I want to throw this as a supporter and the
lady goes, oh yeah, of course you do here you
go obviously had no idea and then walked over and
you said, captures him his mates laughing, and then bang
throws at the pie if it hit a kid. My lord,
you want to go to thrashing, but we want your
nominations from Numpty of the week. Please, every single person

(01:27):
who struggled with the lights out this week on the driving,
like every time you got up to a set of
lights and there was just one car going, I don't know,
do you go? I'm not sure I'm not going no,
go back? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Or driving in the cyclone with no lights on?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
What was that Derek from Runaway Bay?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Up?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Go on in it's a safe place, go for it.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Go on, okay, my wife. So, man need to remove
some of the pool water to make space of the
rain water. So I went and back washed just a
couple of centimeters down. And then because I wanted all
plasted up with paper and the reading, you can't actually
see the pool. Yeah, And I thought I did everything correct.
The next morning mid morning I thought, let me go check.

(02:12):
Maybe I need to backwash a little bit more realized
I didn't put the full ter function back on her
left a backwashed lost half of my pool water, dear pool,
about ten thousand meters of water.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's what your neighbors needed.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
More water by compressor, by tape, by plastic. And I've
got a nice book coming from soon.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I can only imagine you are a numpty. Congratulations. I
was a worthy nomination, Derek. We appreciate it absolutely. Averil
from oxen fed her nomination for Numpty of the week.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Please Okay, So she is the numpty of the century,
and that is that stupid woman that picked up that
little warm.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Bad Yes, that was with her.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, influencer, that's right.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
They are absolutely idiots, morons.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Then she get deported.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
They should.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
She had to be kicked out.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
She has apologized on social media today, which.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
You don't do that no matter who you are.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I know, that's what I'm saying. Yes, I make how
many people as she influencing? Do you know? I don't know.
Actually a lot less than what she was last week? Yeah, yes,
what a couple of numpties. Thank you. Michael from Oxenford.
Who's your numpty?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
So I was driving my mum home hospital today and
we reached the roundbout and being lee and in the
middle of that roundabout there was a car just stopped
in the middle of the roundabout, and it completely scattered
living daylights out of me. It took all the traffic
a gridlock, and honestly, I am so surprised that nothing

(03:52):
worse came of it, because they were therefore like a
good two and a half minutes, and the entire time
I just wanted to shield my eyes.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Do you know why they were stopped?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
No, I don't know. Maybe they were like a nervous driver,
or maybe they somehow Maratus free stalled their car. Yeah, yeah, No,
I don't know why they stopped, but there were cars
speeding around and trying to get through the roundabout themselves,
and oh my goodness, I'm so so lucky for them
nothing had gotten worse than what it did.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Thank you, Michael ny

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Big Tum for the driver on