Moyra and The Big Fat Dog

Moyra took her beloved pooches to the vet and was given some news that she wasn't expecting!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I want to two nine Hot Tomato, Moira and Big
Tree of getting your home. This afternoon after five o'clock,
we've got Michelle, the Witch of moons Lane, joining us
for a Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Al Right, I had an interesting morning, went off to
the vet with the dogs. They were their PAVO shots.
So we've got Boston, our French bulldog PAVO shots basically
so they don't die.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Okay, yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
You've got Boston the French bulldog, Leilani the British bulldog.
Now Paul and I both went because there's a she
big girl, the old Lea Lani. She'd big girl. She's
about thirty seven kilos. We found out this morning thirty seven. Yeah,
and look, it was an interesting trip to the vet.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
This statement was made she's fat. Oh and I went,
I went, don't you talked like that? And then the
vet walked.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
In and apparently you're supposed to be able to feel
their spine, So she is now officially on a diet,
so quite sobering for all of us.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
We were like, okay, that's that's good, no worries.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
And then Boston's got a problem with his ears, which
is common for many French bulldogs. Okay, so like a
little bit of infection, bit of itchiness, all that kind
of stuff. Now, the only thing was there was a
couple of situations that were against me in this moment.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
So I'm standing at the very small room, Paul's there,
two dogs and vet. Okay, now i want you to
try something for me because I'm completely deaf in one
ear at the moment. Okay, So what I want you
to do is I want you to put your finger
completely into your right ear.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
So now there's nothing right, you can't hear anything, no, Okay.
Then they turned on the air conditioning unit. Okay, So
the air conditioning unit's on, and because the dogs were
so excited, they were enting as well, which was really great.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
So that the vet's.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Talking to me about his bo is and she's Irish,
and she's talking over and who's and the box and
and it's a bit of a resh and I'm like
what she goes, is it your e or the dogs here?

Speaker 4 (02:24):
And I'm like.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
She's but she's a very self spoken to him. She's
very self and spoken.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
And she was talking about his bullocks and how big
his bollocks are and what he's bollocks and the fact
that the line is so fat we can't actually desex
her where she'll die and I'm like what what?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
So then we got to the end of it. I've
looked at Paul. You can take your figure, you know.
I've looked at pa and Paul looked at me and goes,
she's left the room.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
He goes, what they hold? Did she just say? And
I've got no one but she's fat, and I'm hit
the dog and I think they're taking your bullocks.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Cat this time with Moira and on Monday two nine,
not Smart