No Stupid Questions

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that
also make him the worst spy because everybody knows who
he is?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yes? Good, very good point.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
This morning, as I usually do, I get woken up
by my dog just putting her face in my face,
telling me she needs to go out to the bathroom. Okay,
I wake up and got a bit of a headache.
Do dogs get headaches?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Do dogs have names for us?

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Afternoon Lelaney was chasing Eli. I said, where's email l'aloney?
And I thought she probably doesn't know who Eli is?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I could.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I've trained my dogs. She can go to certain people.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Really, but do they get headaches? Maybe they must do?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Surely do they get colds?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
They get running noses and stuff?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
They go.

Speaker 6 (00:55):
That's such quite interesting, Like if a dog accidentally drank
a lot of alcohol would have a hangover in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, it would, wouldn't it. Oh? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:07):
Even when a balloon is half inflated, does that mean
it's still completely full?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
No, it's really half inflated.

Speaker 6 (01:14):
Yeah, but you still got the air in there. So
if that's the size of balloon that you want, like
a like an.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Inflated means to full capacity, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, I reckon it would never be technically full until
just before it pops.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Yes, so even when you're blowing up balloons for a
kid's party, Yeah, you're never fully inflating because if you
if you.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Did, that'd be a bad party.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
If you weigh ninety nine pounds and eat a pound
of nachos, are you one percent Nato?

Speaker 7 (01:45):
Yes, yes, yes, very much, then get in there and
eat Nato.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, let's get up to three percent.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Beautiful. All right, those two were questions. We want to know.
What are those questions that would just snap your mind
in half?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, or maybe you know some of the answers to
the questions we just asked. Why does the red cat
have white milk when it's always eating green grass?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Wow, that's what we've got for you on that one.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, well that is No, I don't have a clue.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Why does the red car They've got three stomachs, but
I don't.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
Know mat Yeah, hm hmm, maybe that's a processing.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, let's just say pasturization.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Answered the question. You're well, yes, girdled.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
That's a really bloody good question.

Speaker 7 (02:42):
Dave.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
We're here from next Monday.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (02:49):
Big tred for the driver on