The All New Mogra and Big Kev on Hot Potato

Moyra and Big Trev quite often get people messing up their names, so Moyra had a back-up name ready to go to make life easier for people who couldn't work it out.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I have a mate.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Let's call him Mario because that's his name.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Maybe, Okay, let's say he's a barber. Is he a barber?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Maybe? Let's say maybe he shops down at coles, which
coals are down in tweet.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Okay, well that narrows it down to a few pounds.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Mario the barber in tweeds near the coles. Okay, this
is a hypothetically, that could be your Mateeah, it could
be your mate.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Anyway, Uh, every now and again I go and say
hello to him and annoy him, and he also annoys
me back. He wants your phone number, but he wants
your phone number because every time I annoy you or Ben,
he wants he's got stories about me and he just
wants to tell you.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Right.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
But every time he goes, hey, give me Maury's phone number,
and I whatimm Moire's phone number?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
And then I just walk off? Who's that? Who's exactly?
He also asked for Mores what phone number? Ok? What
he has? Give me more? More and more my phone number?
You have?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Who? Can I get a vow? I said, why can't
you say Moira? And I say war? I said, what
he cannot say your name.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I said, as soon as you can say Moira's name properly,
I will give you Moira's phone number.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
He goes, I say more phone name all the time. Okay,
that is nowhere near Moira's name. Oh my god, We'll
just give me more now. I'm not going to give
you Moira's phone number. Is it just that one word?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Like he's Italian, he's got a pretty No, he's got
a strain accent.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
But he just can't say your name.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
He this is more Mara Moira MOI re Yeah, you
might as well just call it Mary.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I don't worry I say it.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I've been called that before. I've been called Mariah, Mary.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Magra, Magra like a gremlin.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
It does, doesn't it?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well, that's myg Why merv the why Magra?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
And whenever I used to like, if you say you're
in shooters or something like years and years and years ago,
right and and the bass is pumping German, No, No,
it wasn't. It wasn't a show that was That was
the show Girls bent the Pole one night. If the
like the beats are pumping and someone says back at shooters, not.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
At the other end, of the gable and you would say,
they go, hey, what's your name?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
And I go Moira and they'd be like Mariah and
it'd be no, Moira, Myra, No, not Myra, Magra Garry.
So I used to always say my name was Catherine.
It was just so much Moira, what my ma, It's Catherine.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Maybe I should say this to my hypothetical ampathetic mate,
pathetical Tora and pig ture for the driver on one day,
not Tomortow