July 20, 2025 • 19 mins
Strap yourselves in and have a bucket on standby as we delve into the best of Moyra and Big Trev's Things That Make You Go BLERRRRRGH that we've called THE BEST OF THE BLERRRRRGHH!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Laura and Big t Red for the driver.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hello, it is Moira and Big Tremp.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Now, if you've been listening to the show, you know
that we love things that go blur, Yes, all that make.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Us go blare.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Yeah, the things that make us throw up exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
So we thought it was about time.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
We revisited some of those Bleaffer moments with things that
make it go blurret again.
Speaker 6 (00:24):
So kids and sticks. So my girlfriend's kids, I was
over her place and they kept playing with sticks and
wouldn't stop, and it was just a nightmare all the time. Anyway,
this particular day we said, put him down, stop playing
with him, and one of them got annoyed and he
kicked the stick and it was like slow motion and
(00:47):
the stick went flying through the air and ended up
in Jesse's eye.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Oh my god, and.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
He's lost sixt.
Speaker 7 (01:00):
God.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Yes, so it just went completely in the middle of
his eyeballs. So we had to go to casualty. And
then that same brother at the school had a shell
in his bag that he took for show and tell,
and he threw his bag and his brother when they
was fighting, and the shell sliced his ear off. What
is bag?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
So the same brother has lost the sight in his
eye and the ear. Yeah, oh my gosh, I know.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
I know they're adults now.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
How old are they now?
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Back then? Oh they're in their thirties. But yeah, that
was back in the day.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Is he still scared of his brother or are they.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Still Honestly, it was one of those fluke accidents for
shell Yeah, I know twice. I know that does sound funny,
doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Not funny? I wouldn't have thought.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I wouldn't say funny for old mate with no ear,
little vincent van go, oh my god.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
And then my daughter set on a plastic chair around
the pool on one of those Federation senses and it
went through her arm.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Not having any more children, I mean, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (02:14):
And then a horse kicked her in the face, took
out all the fight tea, I could keep going with
these great Is that enough to turn your stomach?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (02:29):
Yeah, well actually we want some more calls, lylah, make
us go blurt.
Speaker 9 (02:35):
Okay, So once me and my brother, when me and
my brother were little, we were in the bar and
we were bored. So we decided to have a farming
competition and so and so let's just say maybe one
of us did more than a fire. And my mom
(02:57):
came in and it made her chick.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Like actually sick in the but.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
Yeah, which bit was worse?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
And can we was the vomit or the floata?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
That thing worse?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
That thing?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah? So do you know who it was? Was it
you or was it your brother?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Arms?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You don't have to answer that, Yeah, you don't have
to answer it.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I love the fact we were bored, so we had
a fast on competition.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
There's nothing else.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
To do, madav and bum beeach. What's your story?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Well, we thought we'd go on a family hike just
on Sunday, just around in tele bedroom and there was
my husband's like, there's this nice waterfall that we're going
to hike too. And we were walking for about forty
minutes and I'm like, I can feel something in my eye. Anyway,
(04:08):
I was trying to get if I wouldn't come out
of my eye, and I'm like, I called my daughter.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I said, can you just come and have a look.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
I need you to help me get something out of
my eye. And she turned around and said, dad, mom
needs your help. And he come over and said, oh
my god, you've got a leech in your eye.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Oh, yeah, a leech.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
On my eyeball.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Oh like eyeball or white white part of the eye
which bit.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Yeah, it is a matter, yell me, yeah, white ball,
white part of the eye right next to the color bit.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
How did they get it all?
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Well, I had to hike back to the car.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
I couldn't get it out. Wasn't coming out. So anyway,
my husband's like, can you please keep trying to get
it out, like we should t shirt rub it out.
I'm trying. Anyway. We get to the car forty minutes.
Lady goes, let me have a look if you got
it out yet, and he goes, Oh my god, it's
(05:19):
so big.
Speaker 10 (05:21):
What do you mean you guess what has been feeding?
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Oh yeah, it was.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Well it was just very irritated and it's a little
bit sore, and I could see it in my vision.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
How did you get it out?
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Well, we were going to the hospital. I'm like, well,
we're gonna have to go to hospital. And then we
were five minutes just before we got to the hospital,
I was like, you know, still trying to get down
and it must have just fallen out. It must've I
must have got it out. It had enough and.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
Dropped exactly is it a food?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Did you? Did you?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Did you find it or did it just it's still
in my husband's Are you sure it's not still in
your eyemaster and it's going into your brain.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
I actually did ask the doctor that can go in
the back of your eyeball and he goes, oh, well,
highly unlikely you'd be able to feel it. And I'm like,
oh my god, ye.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
The main beachs what did you find?
Speaker 11 (06:36):
Hey, guys, well, I found a big, huge human with
a note my front door when you had just moved in.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Yes, and the note said.
Speaker 11 (06:56):
Obviously intending to be old owners. But the best thing
about the whole thing is our ring came Mark Court.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
The whole.
Speaker 11 (07:07):
Doing you do at my front door?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
In the not?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
So they didn't they didn't bring it, can.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
You do it?
Speaker 12 (07:18):
They did it.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
On the floor, so not a bag. What did not say?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Sorry?
Speaker 12 (07:33):
I think about it the more I love because it happened.
Speaker 11 (07:36):
So long ago.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
But what did they don't say?
Speaker 11 (07:40):
They said, you're an absolute prick. Stop putting things on
my lawn.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
So blah blah blah.
Speaker 11 (07:50):
I kept ranting. It was a full on like letter
of this, like this, what this person has done, and.
Speaker 12 (07:57):
Then he goes.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
The last thing goes, I, I hope.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
You enjoy my as much as you did with your
dogs throwing it over the fence.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Oh my god, you picked the classy neighborhood. What did
you do with the footage?
Speaker 11 (08:11):
Really really really good area and it's pretty much all
your friends. But clearly the the people called me you
weren't very nice this person.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Did you recognize the poopa from the ring camera footage?
Speaker 6 (08:27):
There we have?
Speaker 13 (08:28):
We have?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh wow?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Was it a branded ring camera or was it just
a ring camera?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Dave from Helensville has a story. He said, it's very gruesome, which.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
We went, we can handle it.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Come on, Dave, John, We'll give you right back. Dave,
are you there? And what happened?
Speaker 14 (08:53):
Just cut up with trees in the backyard, got to
the last cat, thought beauty last cat, and then just
thought a little scratch up my leg and I'd run
the chainsaw.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
It right, Okay, okay, cool leg scratch.
Speaker 14 (09:12):
Okay. The scratch went from my achilles handing down the
bottom to just up below the knee.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
And was it at the back of the front.
Speaker 14 (09:22):
I was sort of the start of the back and
end and up at the front.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh my god, how many stitches.
Speaker 14 (09:29):
On the outside or on the inside.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Okay, I'd start with inside.
Speaker 14 (09:35):
One hundred plus all right, the outside twenty nine. So
I came well, I mean I was awake and everything
I laid down on me back when it happened through
the chains. You see the movies with the blood splits out. Yeah, yeah,
that's what was happening.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Oh my god, that's amazing.
Speaker 14 (09:57):
So I'd cut the muscle, calf, muffled extent, another muscle
in half, cut on tendons, cut all the nerves and
the main ar trees.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Dave, can you can you walk?
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
How long did it take you to walk again?
Speaker 14 (10:13):
Uh? About two months?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
So when I was walking with the moonboat on, which
was basically keeping your leg together.
Speaker 14 (10:23):
Yeah, I came. They gave me plenty of green sticks
and more friends. And I wake up in the hospital
there and there's a lady with a hose just washing
it all out, everything inside.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Oh did you touch the bone at all? But the
bone is fine, was just all muscled.
Speaker 14 (10:39):
Miss missed the bone by a couple of milli.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Pounds, oh, Dave.
Speaker 14 (10:44):
But got everything else that was squishy.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
So did you get any photos? Yeah, could you send
them through the moisy?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
No, don't send them rid of me at all?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Do you not need to see any of that?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
That is it's the wondering you.
Speaker 14 (11:02):
Pretty quick thinking, we're right, I had, I had, I
had mate there. So I just told one them grab
a tel and on the count of three, wrap it
and grab it. Oh oh god, and said that you're ready,
and I went, yeah, three, and that was it. So,
but that was on a Sunday, operator on a Tuesday.
(11:25):
I was out at Wednesday and I was back in
front of me, in front of me business on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
What kind of work do you do?
Speaker 14 (11:32):
I delivered newspapers.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
You're going to I thought, yeah, I.
Speaker 14 (11:40):
Haven't touched the bloody.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Things and yeah, good ideas.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
Right, well, that's disgusting and that's what we wanted.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Tariff Gilton. What was the story about the moment?
Speaker 12 (11:50):
Okay? So it was while I was training and I
was in the emergency department. I'm a register, so I
was a training nurse and we had a young man
come in that had had a few too many drinks
and he had been fixing his motorbike in his garage
and while he'd been doing that the motorbike has fallen
(12:13):
onto his leg and it proceeded to rip pretty must
the lower half of like his car, most of his
ankle muscle. So it was a very large wound and
that I had actual registered nurses that were working telling
(12:37):
me to go in there because they couldn't face it.
What And I thought, yeah. They were like that is
too much the smell because blood has a very strong smell.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (12:49):
Yeah, And they were like, oh no, you're right with
blood and I'm like, yeah, no, giving wound any day
like this, not expectingike. So I'm in there washing his
wound out with sailing and having a good old chat.
He had no pain relief. He was so drunk and
(13:11):
we were having a lovely conversation. But they were just
massive plots.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Okay, Sarah, bye bye. Now I love you, but bye
bye now.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Watch you Sorry?
Speaker 7 (13:28):
I am an andy ago.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
I had a child.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Stand up on the table.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Ye, well that why, thanks, Kim, I wondered.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Mandy from madro Bas making a bless.
Speaker 15 (14:00):
My husband's a builder, so I've got many stories of
things that make it there. But the most memorable one
is when he was nailing a frame and the nail
head faulted, so the actual mail went through the piece
of wood and into his hands that was holding the
other side. So that was his Jesus Christ impersonation on
(14:20):
one hand. But the best part was he went to
the hospital and presented. Well, first they rang and said, hey,
he's got a you know, nail gun salted and they
thought they wrote down gun. So when he arrived there
or the police were there. Oh but when he moved
his middle finger, the nail went like left and right
and the nurse fainted. So then my husband fainted.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Oh wow, fainted?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Where would she faint?
Speaker 15 (14:47):
It was obviously a week stomach but it was pretty
gross because as he moved his finger the nails wobbled.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Oh that is.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
Made us go.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Now.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Now we had a call on Monday from Adam from
the surfers and he was doing a little bit of
bin diving.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
So when I was.
Speaker 10 (15:11):
Working at Coal's, I was doing marking off all the
waistage and I lost my pen somewhere, probably in the
bin anyway, So I borrowed my manager's pen for a
couple of seconds and it was like a twenty fifth
anniversary thank you work for a coals kind of pen.
So as I'm marking off all the waists. I notice
the pen's gone missing, and I can see it in
(15:32):
the bottom of the bin, but it's surrounded by things
from the delis. So yeah, I did want to go
back empty handy with that one, so I had to
go in.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Did you go what was your tactic? Did you go
like in feet first or did you just dangle?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Well?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Because how they had it is the platform was on
the same level as the big industrial bins, so I
had to climb down on my belly on the bin
area to try and reach inside the din and I couldn't.
Speaker 10 (16:06):
I couldn't reach how to use the a clipboard to
grab it?
Speaker 8 (16:08):
And did your own up to the boss that had
had the chicken juice on it?
Speaker 6 (16:14):
You know?
Speaker 10 (16:14):
I just quickly washed it, sanitized it and left it
on his desk so.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
He'd never know. And did you walk me chewing on the.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
End of it?
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Yep?
Speaker 10 (16:24):
Fifteen years later, he still doesn't know.
Speaker 7 (16:25):
What you do?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Now? That's all we want, That's what we.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Want, uh, Lisa from narrang what's your story?
Speaker 15 (16:36):
I have a real phobia of toilets.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
I don't like touching them or anything that goes in them.
And so we see those gels discs, you know, the
ones that you stick toilet.
Speaker 12 (16:46):
My eldest son's autistic, and when.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
He was little he had bits of pick up and
used to.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Eat things that's when eaten. And one day he comes
out to me and he's chewing.
Speaker 15 (16:57):
I'm like, oh, what are you chewing? And I look
that in your mouth and I smell it and it's minty.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Fresh and.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
Run down into the thrown up.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
He's great today.
Speaker 15 (17:07):
The producol is eating it.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
Weeks, you know, everything going in there.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
And I was.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
He would have had a wicked immune system.
Speaker 15 (17:20):
But it wasn't the only time we did it. Like
after that, we went to on holidays and went mums
and he did the same thing, collecting.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Them to the tasty Oh god, tastes like strawberries, and.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Oh thank you. That was brilliant, just what we wanted.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Perfect All right, curly from Kumera, what's the story that's
going to make his go.
Speaker 13 (17:50):
Okay? So I was on the school run one morning
last year and we like where our parked the truck stop.
I will say that first, I think that's where it
came from.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
So I got out of the car.
Speaker 13 (18:02):
And I could smell. This smell like poop, and so
I went. I walked around the car and my whole
mack wheel arch was full of human poop. I swear
there was like a kilo and a half of poop.
Speaker 12 (18:16):
And I'm like, hey, am I going to clean this?
Speaker 13 (18:18):
So obviously I went to a car washing spread it
all out. I wasn't going to do it at home.
It was ranking had corn, dude, this.
Speaker 8 (18:29):
Is why I don't need corn.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Okay, so you got it out? How did it get
in there?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
She ran over a bum?
Speaker 13 (18:35):
Think no, I think one of the truckies might have
done it, you know, because there's no toilet at that servo.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 13 (18:42):
That was just my assumption because like there was a
lot of poop. It was definitely definitely trucky poop.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Look at that. That's an interstate of that.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
One's hot tonight of studios in Southport.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
This is Myra and Big Tray
Laura and Big t Red for the driver.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hello, it is Moira and Big Tremp.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Now, if you've been listening to the show, you know
that we love things that go blur, Yes, all that make.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Us go blare.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Yeah, the things that make us throw up exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
So we thought it was about time.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
We revisited some of those Bleaffer moments with things that
make it go blurret again.
Speaker 6 (00:24):
So kids and sticks. So my girlfriend's kids, I was
over her place and they kept playing with sticks and
wouldn't stop, and it was just a nightmare all the time. Anyway,
this particular day we said, put him down, stop playing
with him, and one of them got annoyed and he
kicked the stick and it was like slow motion and
(00:47):
the stick went flying through the air and ended up
in Jesse's eye.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Oh my god, and.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
He's lost sixt.
Speaker 7 (01:00):
God.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Yes, so it just went completely in the middle of
his eyeballs. So we had to go to casualty. And
then that same brother at the school had a shell
in his bag that he took for show and tell,
and he threw his bag and his brother when they
was fighting, and the shell sliced his ear off. What
is bag?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
So the same brother has lost the sight in his
eye and the ear. Yeah, oh my gosh, I know.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
I know they're adults now.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
How old are they now?
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Back then? Oh they're in their thirties. But yeah, that
was back in the day.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Is he still scared of his brother or are they.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Still Honestly, it was one of those fluke accidents for
shell Yeah, I know twice. I know that does sound funny,
doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Not funny? I wouldn't have thought.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I wouldn't say funny for old mate with no ear,
little vincent van go, oh my god.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
And then my daughter set on a plastic chair around
the pool on one of those Federation senses and it
went through her arm.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Not having any more children, I mean, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (02:14):
And then a horse kicked her in the face, took
out all the fight tea, I could keep going with
these great Is that enough to turn your stomach?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (02:29):
Yeah, well actually we want some more calls, lylah, make
us go blurt.
Speaker 9 (02:35):
Okay, So once me and my brother, when me and
my brother were little, we were in the bar and
we were bored. So we decided to have a farming
competition and so and so let's just say maybe one
of us did more than a fire. And my mom
(02:57):
came in and it made her chick.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Like actually sick in the but.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
Yeah, which bit was worse?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
And can we was the vomit or the floata?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
That thing worse?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
That thing?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah? So do you know who it was? Was it
you or was it your brother?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Arms?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You don't have to answer that, Yeah, you don't have
to answer it.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I love the fact we were bored, so we had
a fast on competition.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
There's nothing else.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
To do, madav and bum beeach. What's your story?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Well, we thought we'd go on a family hike just
on Sunday, just around in tele bedroom and there was
my husband's like, there's this nice waterfall that we're going
to hike too. And we were walking for about forty
minutes and I'm like, I can feel something in my eye. Anyway,
(04:08):
I was trying to get if I wouldn't come out
of my eye, and I'm like, I called my daughter.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I said, can you just come and have a look.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
I need you to help me get something out of
my eye. And she turned around and said, dad, mom
needs your help. And he come over and said, oh
my god, you've got a leech in your eye.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Oh, yeah, a leech.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
On my eyeball.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Oh like eyeball or white white part of the eye
which bit.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Yeah, it is a matter, yell me, yeah, white ball,
white part of the eye right next to the color bit.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
How did they get it all?
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Well, I had to hike back to the car.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
I couldn't get it out. Wasn't coming out. So anyway,
my husband's like, can you please keep trying to get
it out, like we should t shirt rub it out.
I'm trying. Anyway. We get to the car forty minutes.
Lady goes, let me have a look if you got
it out yet, and he goes, Oh my god, it's
(05:19):
so big.
Speaker 10 (05:21):
What do you mean you guess what has been feeding?
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Oh yeah, it was.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Well it was just very irritated and it's a little
bit sore, and I could see it in my vision.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
How did you get it out?
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Well, we were going to the hospital. I'm like, well,
we're gonna have to go to hospital. And then we
were five minutes just before we got to the hospital,
I was like, you know, still trying to get down
and it must have just fallen out. It must've I
must have got it out. It had enough and.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
Dropped exactly is it a food?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Did you? Did you?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Did you find it or did it just it's still
in my husband's Are you sure it's not still in
your eyemaster and it's going into your brain.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
I actually did ask the doctor that can go in
the back of your eyeball and he goes, oh, well,
highly unlikely you'd be able to feel it. And I'm like,
oh my god, ye.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
The main beachs what did you find?
Speaker 11 (06:36):
Hey, guys, well, I found a big, huge human with
a note my front door when you had just moved in.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Yes, and the note said.
Speaker 11 (06:56):
Obviously intending to be old owners. But the best thing
about the whole thing is our ring came Mark Court.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
The whole.
Speaker 11 (07:07):
Doing you do at my front door?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
In the not?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
So they didn't they didn't bring it, can.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
You do it?
Speaker 12 (07:18):
They did it.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
On the floor, so not a bag. What did not say?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Sorry?
Speaker 12 (07:33):
I think about it the more I love because it happened.
Speaker 11 (07:36):
So long ago.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
But what did they don't say?
Speaker 11 (07:40):
They said, you're an absolute prick. Stop putting things on
my lawn.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
So blah blah blah.
Speaker 11 (07:50):
I kept ranting. It was a full on like letter
of this, like this, what this person has done, and.
Speaker 12 (07:57):
Then he goes.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
The last thing goes, I, I hope.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
You enjoy my as much as you did with your
dogs throwing it over the fence.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Oh my god, you picked the classy neighborhood. What did
you do with the footage?
Speaker 11 (08:11):
Really really really good area and it's pretty much all
your friends. But clearly the the people called me you
weren't very nice this person.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Did you recognize the poopa from the ring camera footage?
Speaker 6 (08:27):
There we have?
Speaker 13 (08:28):
We have?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh wow?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Was it a branded ring camera or was it just
a ring camera?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Dave from Helensville has a story. He said, it's very gruesome, which.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
We went, we can handle it.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Come on, Dave, John, We'll give you right back. Dave,
are you there? And what happened?
Speaker 14 (08:53):
Just cut up with trees in the backyard, got to
the last cat, thought beauty last cat, and then just
thought a little scratch up my leg and I'd run
the chainsaw.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
It right, Okay, okay, cool leg scratch.
Speaker 14 (09:12):
Okay. The scratch went from my achilles handing down the
bottom to just up below the knee.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
And was it at the back of the front.
Speaker 14 (09:22):
I was sort of the start of the back and
end and up at the front.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh my god, how many stitches.
Speaker 14 (09:29):
On the outside or on the inside.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Okay, I'd start with inside.
Speaker 14 (09:35):
One hundred plus all right, the outside twenty nine. So
I came well, I mean I was awake and everything
I laid down on me back when it happened through
the chains. You see the movies with the blood splits out. Yeah, yeah,
that's what was happening.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Oh my god, that's amazing.
Speaker 14 (09:57):
So I'd cut the muscle, calf, muffled extent, another muscle
in half, cut on tendons, cut all the nerves and
the main ar trees.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Dave, can you can you walk?
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
How long did it take you to walk again?
Speaker 14 (10:13):
Uh? About two months?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
So when I was walking with the moonboat on, which
was basically keeping your leg together.
Speaker 14 (10:23):
Yeah, I came. They gave me plenty of green sticks
and more friends. And I wake up in the hospital
there and there's a lady with a hose just washing
it all out, everything inside.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Oh did you touch the bone at all? But the
bone is fine, was just all muscled.
Speaker 14 (10:39):
Miss missed the bone by a couple of milli.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Pounds, oh, Dave.
Speaker 14 (10:44):
But got everything else that was squishy.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
So did you get any photos? Yeah, could you send
them through the moisy?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
No, don't send them rid of me at all?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Do you not need to see any of that?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
That is it's the wondering you.
Speaker 14 (11:02):
Pretty quick thinking, we're right, I had, I had, I
had mate there. So I just told one them grab
a tel and on the count of three, wrap it
and grab it. Oh oh god, and said that you're ready,
and I went, yeah, three, and that was it. So,
but that was on a Sunday, operator on a Tuesday.
(11:25):
I was out at Wednesday and I was back in
front of me, in front of me business on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
What kind of work do you do?
Speaker 14 (11:32):
I delivered newspapers.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
You're going to I thought, yeah, I.
Speaker 14 (11:40):
Haven't touched the bloody.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Things and yeah, good ideas.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
Right, well, that's disgusting and that's what we wanted.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Tariff Gilton. What was the story about the moment?
Speaker 12 (11:50):
Okay? So it was while I was training and I
was in the emergency department. I'm a register, so I
was a training nurse and we had a young man
come in that had had a few too many drinks
and he had been fixing his motorbike in his garage
and while he'd been doing that the motorbike has fallen
(12:13):
onto his leg and it proceeded to rip pretty must
the lower half of like his car, most of his
ankle muscle. So it was a very large wound and
that I had actual registered nurses that were working telling
(12:37):
me to go in there because they couldn't face it.
What And I thought, yeah. They were like that is
too much the smell because blood has a very strong smell.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (12:49):
Yeah, And they were like, oh no, you're right with
blood and I'm like, yeah, no, giving wound any day
like this, not expectingike. So I'm in there washing his
wound out with sailing and having a good old chat.
He had no pain relief. He was so drunk and
(13:11):
we were having a lovely conversation. But they were just
massive plots.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Okay, Sarah, bye bye. Now I love you, but bye
bye now.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Watch you Sorry?
Speaker 7 (13:28):
I am an andy ago.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
I had a child.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Stand up on the table.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Ye, well that why, thanks, Kim, I wondered.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Mandy from madro Bas making a bless.
Speaker 15 (14:00):
My husband's a builder, so I've got many stories of
things that make it there. But the most memorable one
is when he was nailing a frame and the nail
head faulted, so the actual mail went through the piece
of wood and into his hands that was holding the
other side. So that was his Jesus Christ impersonation on
(14:20):
one hand. But the best part was he went to
the hospital and presented. Well, first they rang and said, hey,
he's got a you know, nail gun salted and they
thought they wrote down gun. So when he arrived there
or the police were there. Oh but when he moved
his middle finger, the nail went like left and right
and the nurse fainted. So then my husband fainted.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Oh wow, fainted?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Where would she faint?
Speaker 15 (14:47):
It was obviously a week stomach but it was pretty
gross because as he moved his finger the nails wobbled.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Oh that is.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
Made us go.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Now.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Now we had a call on Monday from Adam from
the surfers and he was doing a little bit of
bin diving.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
So when I was.
Speaker 10 (15:11):
Working at Coal's, I was doing marking off all the
waistage and I lost my pen somewhere, probably in the
bin anyway, So I borrowed my manager's pen for a
couple of seconds and it was like a twenty fifth
anniversary thank you work for a coals kind of pen.
So as I'm marking off all the waists. I notice
the pen's gone missing, and I can see it in
(15:32):
the bottom of the bin, but it's surrounded by things
from the delis. So yeah, I did want to go
back empty handy with that one, so I had to
go in.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Did you go what was your tactic? Did you go
like in feet first or did you just dangle?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Well?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Because how they had it is the platform was on
the same level as the big industrial bins, so I
had to climb down on my belly on the bin
area to try and reach inside the din and I couldn't.
Speaker 10 (16:06):
I couldn't reach how to use the a clipboard to
grab it?
Speaker 8 (16:08):
And did your own up to the boss that had
had the chicken juice on it?
Speaker 6 (16:14):
You know?
Speaker 10 (16:14):
I just quickly washed it, sanitized it and left it
on his desk so.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
He'd never know. And did you walk me chewing on the.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
End of it?
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Yep?
Speaker 10 (16:24):
Fifteen years later, he still doesn't know.
Speaker 7 (16:25):
What you do?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Now? That's all we want, That's what we.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Want, uh, Lisa from narrang what's your story?
Speaker 15 (16:36):
I have a real phobia of toilets.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
I don't like touching them or anything that goes in them.
And so we see those gels discs, you know, the
ones that you stick toilet.
Speaker 12 (16:46):
My eldest son's autistic, and when.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
He was little he had bits of pick up and
used to.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Eat things that's when eaten. And one day he comes
out to me and he's chewing.
Speaker 15 (16:57):
I'm like, oh, what are you chewing? And I look
that in your mouth and I smell it and it's minty.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Fresh and.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
Run down into the thrown up.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
He's great today.
Speaker 15 (17:07):
The producol is eating it.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
Weeks, you know, everything going in there.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
And I was.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
He would have had a wicked immune system.
Speaker 15 (17:20):
But it wasn't the only time we did it. Like
after that, we went to on holidays and went mums
and he did the same thing, collecting.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Them to the tasty Oh god, tastes like strawberries, and.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Oh thank you. That was brilliant, just what we wanted.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Perfect All right, curly from Kumera, what's the story that's
going to make his go.
Speaker 13 (17:50):
Okay? So I was on the school run one morning
last year and we like where our parked the truck stop.
I will say that first, I think that's where it
came from.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
So I got out of the car.
Speaker 13 (18:02):
And I could smell. This smell like poop, and so
I went. I walked around the car and my whole
mack wheel arch was full of human poop. I swear
there was like a kilo and a half of poop.
Speaker 12 (18:16):
And I'm like, hey, am I going to clean this?
Speaker 13 (18:18):
So obviously I went to a car washing spread it
all out. I wasn't going to do it at home.
It was ranking had corn, dude, this.
Speaker 8 (18:29):
Is why I don't need corn.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Okay, so you got it out? How did it get
in there?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
She ran over a bum?
Speaker 13 (18:35):
Think no, I think one of the truckies might have
done it, you know, because there's no toilet at that servo.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 13 (18:42):
That was just my assumption because like there was a
lot of poop. It was definitely definitely trucky poop.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Look at that. That's an interstate of that.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
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Speaker 7 (18:57):
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