The Mysterious Cows of Currumbin Waters

Moyra and Big Trev have uncovered a mystery in our own backyard. A herd of cows is tearing up a neighbourhood in Currumbin Waters in the middle of the night!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And big tram for the driver on tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
We're live and local on the Gold Coast and we
have right now a Gold Coast mystery.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
We do have a Gold Coast mystery. We're alerted to
this by our good friend Christo. He's not the mystery,
he's mysterious sometimes. Now apparently there's something happening in Courumban
Waters and Natasha has the story for us. Natasha, you
have quite the Gold Coast mystery.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I do, yes. So it all started probably about mid
last week for us. My husband had noticed some really
rather large pools at the top of the street.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Sorry hold on the holidays was a long walk home.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Well, we live in a street that's full of townhouses,
so there's very little parking. Sometimes he has to park
halfway up the street and at the top of the
street it's a could a sack with empty blocks and
some bush land. So he noticed some large poos and
come home and said, oh, there's some really big poos.
Someone's been walking a really big dog. I'm like, okay, whatever,
sort of just went over the top of my head,

(01:03):
didn't really care. A couple of days later, there was
more poos around, and we're thinking this is getting really weird,
and they were getting further down the street towards our house.
By Sunday morning, I looked out my front door and
there is a very large poo on my front lawn,

(01:24):
probably about two or three meters from my front door.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Wow, your door.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm thinking, yep, somebody's walking a horse. I'm thinking up
our street. Because we live in Crumbin Waters, which is
not far from Crumbin Valley. There are horses, you know,
five minutes down the road. So my thought was someone
walked a horse up the street. After some googling, we
found out that it's not horsepoo. It's actually cowpoo. So

(01:50):
this is getting really weird. We're thinking, why is there
cowpoo in a suburban street. Last night, my son, who
is downstairs, in the middle of the night, heard some
noises and got up and looked out the front door
and long behold, there was a bunch of cows right
outside our.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Door in currumb Waters in a suburban area.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yes, doing a pool the night. The mystery, Yeah, they
have rigged this dammage everywhere. They've been eating all the
plants and like eating like grass on the lawn and
they've been about three quarters of the way down the street,
by the looks of it, and then they must seem
to turn around and go back up the street where
they came back. I don't know where they're.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Coming testing it. Every time they're getting closer and closer,
further further away. All right, Gary, you go, it's your ten.
Have you got one? Have you got one on deck?
All right, go put it down there. Dingo ding dong pooh.
If one's on fire, I'll be very impressed. Thank you, Natasha.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
It's everywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
We are going to ask what is with the cows
in kurumb We're going to find.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Out for you.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
No, thank you, all right, record alive, jeez, window, you're
so comfortable with that now.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I'm back at work, all right, keep it in. Fiona
from pimper Mat. Have you seen the cows of No, I.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Haven't not FROMMP.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
No, not looking at.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I'm sure one of them is called new owner.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh that's good myself after yourself.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Called a cow that's not nice, opinionated, yeah, and linking milk.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Creeping in a field.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
So so I am so sorry. Thanks for well, We're
going to continue the search.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Maybe maybe I can.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Help us.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Ian from Gum, he's in the right suburb. Oh, yes, Hey,
have you seen the cows?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Haven't seen the cows?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, run into a few times, okay in your yard?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
No, no, no, I know.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
They haven't made it into krumbin the other side highway yet,
but heading that way, I guess.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Wow, So do you know where they're from? Or are
they just random cows over in cover.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Car on the other side. So it's all that big
land development farmer keeps a load of cows on that
property and the slowly migrating to Queensland.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I guess okay, all right, now, well if you could, Ian,
what would you name the cows?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Or Trevor moah, yeah, I don't know what you call cows? Daisy, yeah, Daisy?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
What about Winnie the move I'm still kind of stuck
on Trevor the cow actually on him? All right, Well,
if you spot the Curumban Cow, yes, you can call
the Curumban Cow Hotline, which is very similar to a
normal phone number. In fact, it's exactly the same as
a normal phone number. It is our yeah, yeah, and

(05:23):
our cow milkshake will pick up the phone, your milkshake.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
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