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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
There are no super questions on this show, so we
like to ponder these every week on a Monday. It's
kind of interesting because your brain is still a recovering
from the weekend. Yeah, kicking back in, and yet this
is when we've put the hard questions to you.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
If someone says this statement is false, are they lying?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, technical technically that this statement is false.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Are they lying?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
But I couldn't know it?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, For this.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Wouldn't be a waste of time for a draft to
buy coffee and drink it because by the time it
gets to the bottom of its neck and be.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Cold, well, how is it putting it into its mouth?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Straw?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Really long straw. We talk a lot about the giraffes
on this show, But.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Wouldn't it be because like they're drinking coffee and by
the time it gets down their long neck and it'd
just be cold.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
It to waste the time.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Wanted an ice coffee exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah. If a turtle loses his shell, is he homeless
or is he naked?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Naked?
Speaker 6 (01:13):
Because he's always naked? What they're always naked. It's not
like they wear clothes. The shell's part of their skeleton.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
What do you want?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
What do you mean pretty sure?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah, it's a skeleton.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
That's part of the skeleton, is it.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I thought they like kind of like popped into it, pop.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Out of it.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
If they lose their shell, they're dead.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Option, Wow you didn't I didn't know that. Wow. Now
I feel really bad that like one of my relatives
had a turtle.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Shell on their walls like a like a piece of decoration.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
They probably skin that nate that Oh oh delicious.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Why is it called chilli if it's hot?
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Hm hm.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
Hm hmm.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
These are the kind of questions if you can tell.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Us, yes, we want your types of not so stupid
questions please, yeah, or maybe you've got some answers the
turtle want to be interesting. I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It's a snail. Is a snail the same thing? Is
a snail's shell part of its body?
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Yeah, but they haven't got a skeleton.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I don't think, no snails.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Don't.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Have you ever seen an x ray of a sal turtle? Turtle?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
No? No, actually, in my many years on x ray
of turtle. Okay, I'll do that. Well, you guys call
up and.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Wow, sorry, it's got a lounge and everything in there.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
How did they fit the bar in that? Alicia from
moll and Dyna A stupid question. I know, what's your question?
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Okay, so you know, like how fish and like all
those animals like do number one and number two inside?
Like the ocean and all that stuff, and her hermit
crowds like they have shells, right, Yeah, where do you say,
do you number one number two.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
In the shell?
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Because if it's like if they keep on doing it,
then it's like that'd be gross and then there's you.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Know, okay, it's going to be build up.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Let me let me actually educate you on this. Crab has.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
They urinate through a gland located near their head, so
it's up the top there.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
What about the other They remain.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
In their shell while pooping because they feel vulnerable, so
it actually goes, it goes through.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
It's like being stays in the shell. They is that
why they keep moving houses?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
They need to clean up.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah, they need movie has because smells like crap is.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Get out of this. I had to carry you.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
I hope that answers your question.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
We shall call it the curry house.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Summoned from a stupid question.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
The guys religious one.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
So you've come to the right place.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
So we're told that God is good and when and
if you're good in life you die, yes, and you've
got to heaven and you are rewarded. We're also told
that the devil is evil. If you're bad in life,
you die, you go to hell, and the devil punishes you.
So if the devil punishes you for being evil, does
that mean the devil is good? Shouldn't you be rewarded
(04:45):
when going to hell by the devil because he is evil?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I think the devil really likes it.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
He just two thousand years worth of Christianity. Question.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
But even but because and it makes him more evil,
because I feel like if he wanted.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
To punish you, then because he's so sick, he's not.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
He's not doing it because he wants to be doing
it because he needs it.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Maybe he's doing it through tears. He doesn't want to
do it. He's so upset about that.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I have to give you.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I'm going to get a hot poker you again.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Don't look at me. Don't look at me and make
eye contact.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Branded thank you, Simon. That's that's a great one.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Big tre for the driver Tomto