Things That Make You Go Bleeerrrrgghhhh

It's time for Moyra and Big Trev's Things That Make You Go Blergh... those stories that make you feel a little queazy in the guts!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The stories that will make us go, the things that
will turn our stomach. When I was twelve, I was
riding down my lane and I was going pretty fast
on my ten speed bike. There was some water at
the end of the lane. A car was coming the
other way. I slammed on all brakes and slid out
on my leg. So my legs slid and I slid

(00:22):
from where we ran about two meters along the leg
along the bitchment. My bike went under the car absolutely
turned my bike and Lucky didn't tell my leg. I
got up and I took that much skin off. It
was white the other day. You can see everything underneath.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
So okay, sleep that alon. Yeah, probably a good idea.
So we want to know those songs? Watch you Sorry?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I am an.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Ars Ago child table.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Well that's no thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Kim Mandy from Madrob making a blosse. Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
My husband's a builder, so I've got many stories of
things that make it there. But the most memorable one
is when he was nailing a frame and the mail
head faulted, so the actual mail went through the piece
of wood and into his hands that were called in
the other side. So that was his Jesus Christ impersonation

(01:45):
on one hand, But the best part was he went
to the hospital and presented. Well, first they rang and said, hey,
he's got a you know, nail gun faulted and they
thought they wrote down gun. So when he arrived there
or the police were there.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh oh my god.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
But when he moved his middle finger, the nail went
like left and right and the nurse fainted. So then
my husbands fainted.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh wow, even nurse fainted. Why would she faint?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
It obviously a week stomach. But it was pretty great
because as his move his finger, the nails wobbled.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Oh that is that is very gay. Why made us go.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Big trap for the driver?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
One tomato