Things That Make You Go Blergh....

Every week Moyra and Big Trev open up the lines for stories that will make them go blergh!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's the stories that will make you go blue, stories
that will turn your stomach, that will probably make you sick.
So you need to pull over and you'll probably get
a visual some of the stories that we've heard, because
we've heard quite a few, and all got to do
with great injuries. Here's a call we got from Joe.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
So kids and sticks. So my girlfriend's kids. I was
over her place and they kept playing with sticks and
wouldn't stop. Yeah, and it was just a nightmare all
the time. Anyway, this particular day, we said, put him down,
stop playing with him, and one of them got annoyed
and he kicked the stick and it was like slow

(00:42):
motions and the stick went flying through the air and
ended up in Jesse's eye.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
And kids lost six.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
God.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yes, so it just went completely in the middle of
his eye or so we had to go to casualty.
And then that same brother at the school had a
shell in his bag that he took for show and tell,
and he threw his bag and his brother when they
was fighting, and the shell sliced his ear off. What
is bag?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
So the same brother has lost the sight in his
eye and the ear. Yeah, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
I know, I know they're adults now.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
How old are they now back then?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Oh they're in their thirties. But yeah, that was back
in the day.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
They Is he still scared of his brother or are
they still?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Honestly, it was one of those fluke accidents for shell like, yeah,
I know twice. I know that does sound funny, doesn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Not funny? I wouldn't thought I wouldn't say funny for
old mate with no ear, little vincent van go, oh
my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
And then my daughter on the stickture around the pool
on one of those Federation senses and it went through
her arm.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Not having any more children, I mean, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
And then a horse kicked her in the face, took
out all the fight tea I could keep going with
these great Does that enough to turn your stomach?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, well actually we want some more calls, Yeah, Lilah,
make us go blurnt.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
So once me and my brother, when me and my
brother were little, we were in the bar and we
were bored, so we decided to have a farming competition
and so and so let's just say maybe one of
us did more than a fire and my mom came

(02:53):
in and it made her chick.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Like actually sick in the bar?

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Yeah, which bit was worse?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Can can we was the vomit or the floater? That
thing worse?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
That thing?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah? So do you know who it was? Was it
you or was it your brother? You don't have to
answer that, Yeah, you don't have to answer it.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I love the fact we were bored so we had
a farti competition.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
There was nothing else to do. That was that was.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
That is Oh, may have to be one of the
funniest things I've heard.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Time with boy right and tomorrow